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Re: Celebrity Deaths
« Reply #4230 on: July 22, 2025, 07:25:29 PM »
NO, Bart. There was no Bat! Was he playing baseball? Based on..?
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Word on the street.  Up on stage rocking away.  Dude throws him a bat, Oz snags it out of the air and rips off the bat head with his teeth like Carl the groundskeeper and the TNT rabbit.  Too bad about the rabbies shots though - like 27 of them.  In the belly button.


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Re: Celebrity Deaths
« Reply #4231 on: July 22, 2025, 07:32:06 PM »
I mean where do you think the Snake got the schtick about Spit It Out?   If you tear a bat head off with your teeth and its tasting bad - spit it out baby.


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Re: Celebrity Deaths
« Reply #4232 on: July 22, 2025, 08:13:37 PM »
Word on the street.  Up on stage rocking away.  Dude throws him a bat, Oz snags it out of the air and rips off the bat head with his teeth like Carl the groundskeeper and the TNT rabbit.  Too bad about the rabbies shots though - like 27 of them.  In the belly button.

A friend of mine was working for Ozzy when they took their fan club online.
He was scanning all their paper records including the rabies shots documents.
I did a search and saw there were newspaper reports of the rabies shots, too.

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« Reply #4233 on: July 22, 2025, 08:15:06 PM »
No Twitter or Tik Tok back then.  Might have been better - the word on the street came up with some pretty groovy stuff.  Rod Stewart gobbling so much whammer that he had to have his stomach pumped of the sperm. 

I have no idea how stories like that spread back then.
I remember hearing about it on a baseball field when i was about 10.

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« Reply #4234 on: July 22, 2025, 08:34:02 PM »
I have no idea how stories like that spread back then.
I remember hearing about it on a baseball field when i was about 10.

Well if shampoo used to spread like this back then, Rod Stewart, schlong and sperm would be told to a lot more than two friends.
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« Reply #4235 on: July 22, 2025, 08:35:28 PM »
Some reports say it was two doves and later on one bat that he had mistaken for being rubber.

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« Reply #4236 on: July 22, 2025, 08:38:32 PM »
Some reports say it was two doves and later on one bat that he had mistaken for being rubber.

Now onboard with the bat.  Good man.  I had never heard about the doves.   How bizarre?


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Re: Celebrity Deaths
« Reply #4237 on: July 22, 2025, 08:45:11 PM »
Some reports say it was two doves and later on one bat that he had mistaken for being rubber.

The doves were at a record company meeting.

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« Reply #4238 on: July 23, 2025, 03:05:04 PM »
The doves were at a record company meeting.
Yes, and he was seated too. Who does that while sitting?

PRINCE wrote When Doves Cry based on the event.

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Re: Celebrity Deaths
« Reply #4239 on: July 23, 2025, 04:55:14 PM »
Yes, and he was seated too. Who does that while sitting?

PRINCE wrote When Doves Cry based on the event.

I heard that Prince toyed with biting the head off a chicken, but couldn't bring himself to do it. He settled on choking it.  The press ignored it.

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« Reply #4240 on: July 23, 2025, 06:52:43 PM »
I heard that Prince toyed with biting the head off a chicken, but couldn't bring himself to do it. He settled on choking it.  The press ignored it.
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« Reply #4241 on: July 24, 2025, 08:56:54 AM »
Hulk - 71
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« Reply #4242 on: July 24, 2025, 09:11:09 AM »
Hulk - 71

Cardiac arrest. Apparently, his friends have been denying his poor health recently.

The last two we've lost are people we know by one name. Ozzy, Hulk... Who is next? Cher? Madonna? Hunter?

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« Reply #4243 on: July 24, 2025, 09:20:37 AM »
Considering all the steroid making it to 71 is not too shabby.

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« Reply #4244 on: July 24, 2025, 09:58:11 AM »
Theo is one name.
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