Stupid crap my Father-in-law says

[PolkaDot]

Well after two weeks of secret metal working in FIL's so called Forge ( a shed with some tools) he produced what he calls an American Wakizashi for $1500 (as he calls it, cold hard reinforced blue twisted homogenize 1095 steel)I don't know know what all that means but is it the beginning of another knife/sword making season that will keep him busty until December, less problems for me until he takes his shirt off and all the old women gather around.

Maybe they'll bring snacks!

[26 horses]

He sure does, he worked for Executive Outcomes as a medic and spent 2 years in Tibet and some time in Mongolia with the Peace Corps and then there is his jail time which brings him to us now.

This guy is:

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[26 horses]

Well after two weeks of secret metal working in FIL's so called Forge ( a shed with some tools) he produced what he calls an American Wakizashi for $1500 (as he calls it, cold hard reinforced blue twisted homogenize 1095 steel)I don't know know what all that means but is it the beginning of another knife/sword making season that will keep him busty until December, less problems for me until he takes his shirt off and all the old women gather around.

Aww...and to think, some dudes that age need artificial stimulants, lol!

[paladin1991]

Well after two weeks of secret metal working in FIL's so called Forge ( a shed with some tools) he produced what he calls an American Wakizashi for $1500 (as he calls it, cold hard reinforced blue twisted homogenize 1095 steel)I don't know know what all that means but is it the beginning of another knife/sword making season that will keep him busty until December, less problems for me until he takes his shirt off and all the old women gather around.

Do you ever find yourself giving him a second look?   Naughty girl.

[paladin1991]

Aww...and to think, some dudes that age need artificial stimulants, lol!

a six pack of PBR's?

[26 horses]

a six pack of PBR's?

Or maybe some:

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[Kidnostad]

Actually he is more of the  Walk a mile in another mans shoes kind of guy but he shows more respect to my parents than he does to to me, he spent a year in Mongolia with the Peace Corps back in the mid 70's, he has his own opinions on Mongolia and China, funny how he thinks he is an expert.

Wow, that's a real head scratcher.  Just wondering if your parents post snarky shit about him too. 

[26 horses]

Wow, that's a real head scratcher.  Just wondering if your parents post snarky shit about him too.

To be fair, she's also shown some palpable admiration and a deft sense of comedic timing.

I think if he were reading this his eyes would crinkle up in what might even be a smile...

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[Astro Bitch]

Today my husband caught our 15 almost 16  year old son looking at porn on his computer and removed the door to his room ( he was doing more than just looking).  FIL came home later and saw the door in the hallway and asked what we were going to do with the door because he could use it, hubby replied "take it DeAndre doesn't  need it anymore".  FIL asked "What dumb-asased shit did you do now", to make a long story short husband told FIL he caught DeAndre doing things with porno pics.  Well FIL was pissed told hubby to put the door back or he would and with a dead bolt and leave the boy some privacy, husband tried to reply and FIL said, Just do it, do you remember the time I caught you whacking off to Parade Magazine under wear pictures, did I say anything, No, I just pretended I did not see you and forgot something and went down the the hall,,is it not enough that you embarrassed him by acting like a dick even though when you were his age you were beating off to under wear pictures.

[Astro Bitch]

Aww...and to think, some dudes that age need artificial stimulants, lol!

FIL says he was intimate (not his words) with hundreds of women from every part of the world even an Albino African Midget from Rhodesia and it got to the point where sex became work and not fun and tried to find ways around it but once he met his true love and married her she would be his one and only from then on and there never has been one since that could interest him and as far as Hubby or me know when FIL has never been in a sexual relationship with anyone since the death of his wife /my husbands mother.

[Astro Bitch]

This guy is:

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You are soo correct, FIL said he failed his "Q" course for Special Forces because he flunked the mental evaluation at the end,, he said the Psychologist told him that if he was in an anti-universe where things were reversed that he would still be the same person  the same as Ying and Yang

[Astro Bitch]

Wow, that's a real head scratcher.  Just wondering if your parents post snarky shit about him too.

Actually he loves my parents and has said many times my apple must of rolled far from the tree.  He is very anti-Japanese and always says that the Japanese were a bunch of pissed off fire ants that spread thru Asia destroying everything that they came in contact with and that it took the United States to slap the fire from them and made them recognize that they were just ants.

[Kidnostad]

Today my husband caught our 15 almost 16  year old son looking at porn on his computer and removed the door to his room ( he was doing more than just looking).  FIL came home later and saw the door in the hallway and asked what we were going to do with the door because he could use it, hubby replied "take it DeAndre doesn't  need it anymore".  FIL asked "What dumb-asased shit did you do now", to make a long story short husband told FIL he caught DeAndre doing things with porno pics.  Well FIL was pissed told hubby to put the door back or he would and with a dead bolt and leave the boy some privacy, husband tried to reply and FIL said, Just do it, do you remember the time I caught you whacking off to Parade Magazine under wear pictures, did I say anything, No, I just pretended I did not see you and forgot something and went down the the hall,,is it not enough that you embarrassed him by acting like a dick even though when you were his age you were beating off to under wear pictures.

The old man is right.  What 15 year old boy doesn't have a wank now and again. It's a coming of age thing.  Is your husband afraid the kid's going to stutter or go blind or what?   Maybe he resents the fact that the kid has much more inspirational material than parade magazine available to him

[Astro Bitch]

The old man is right.  What 15 year old boy doesn't have a wank now and again. It's a coming of age thing.  Is your husband afraid the kid's going to stutter or go blind or what?   Maybe he resents the fact that the kid has much more inspirational material than parade magazine available to him

I had to laught when I read your post, back in the day there was underwear now nothjing is left to the imagination.

[GravitySucks]

FIL says he was intimate (not his words) with hundreds of women from every part of the world even an Albino African Midget from Rhodesia and it got to the point where sex became work and not fun and tried to find ways around it but once he met his true love and married her she would be his one and only from then on and there never has been one since that could interest him and as far as Hubby or me know when FIL has never been in a sexual relationship with anyone since the death of his wife /my husbands mother.

Does he have a deadbolt on his bedroom door?