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Re: The Kingdom of Drama without Heather Wade
« Reply #74250 on: January 11, 2019, 02:51:53 PM »
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Re: The Kingdom of Drama without Heather Wade
« Reply #74251 on: January 11, 2019, 02:52:56 PM »
The cats haven't finished eating her corpse yet, that's when all hell breaks loose.  Meow Mix will heartily be rejected and the citizens of Pahrump will cower in their closets as Ghost and Layla will hunt hu-man flesh.

Honestly. Real talk.. is that George Noory on the pizza box!

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« Reply #74252 on: January 11, 2019, 03:05:33 PM »
Glad to hear about your amazing breakthrough!  That's great.  Not sure I'm ready for hallucinigens though - no way!  Coffee helps against dementia, and my clients have prescriptions which slow the progression.  I'm only in my fifties, but I already show signs of dementia.

When I write, say I need to write 6 3 2 8.  Typically, I would mistakenly write 6 6 3 2 8 or also 6 3 2 1.  It is called "persistence", forgetting I wrote the original 6 (short term memory loss) and forgetting to finish writing the said number because of noticing a pattern (3, 2, ) and finishing the pattern instead of the said number.

And in my head, I use words interchangeably which are not really interchangeable, like vinegar and ammonia, or piano and fridge.

Jackstar's concerns about grammer are going to be the least of all our concerns ssoo soonopqrs soon  :).

I would end up making the mistake in the middle digits 6-2-3-8 by mistake especially if in a hurry. With multiples like 222226488334443333 I sometimes have to put my finger on the screen and count the digits! Pieces of paper and reciepts are helpful in reading books or dense text so as to avoid jumping lines or worse rereading them. On the computer its easy, as I highlight pieces of text with the cursor.

I have what is called monocular vision. Both eyes work, but not simultaneously. So I see clearly through one eye and the other looks like a smeared impressionist painting of rough shapes and colors. I've had it since birth, there is no cure. People get creeped at me because they are not sure what eye I am looking at them with - one eye drifts a bit.

As for parallel parking, forget about it without other cues such as hood ornaments. Sports with flying balls? Not going to happen unless I shut one eye completely. As such, I have been hit with every projectile known in team sports and am known for slamming my shoulders into things going down hallways or crowded areas.

As for memory, anything beyond the old 7-digit phone numbers is hopeless unless I can keep repeating it until it is written down.

*Funny with the blue and re 3D glasses. I played along and finally asked what color was I supposed to watch the movie in to see the 3D? Red or Blue? They thought I was stark raving mad!

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Re: The Kingdom of Drama without Heather Wade
« Reply #74253 on: January 11, 2019, 03:09:52 PM »
Picture yourself visiting the home of art bell and as you're leaving town you get hungry so you go to a local fast food drive thru and hear a familiar voice "would you like fries with that SUUURRR!
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Re: The Kingdom of Drama without Heather Wade
« Reply #74254 on: January 11, 2019, 03:10:36 PM »
This is not good..Fred and Vara have gone missing and JediMiller could be in danger...

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Re: The Kingdom of Drama without Heather Wade
« Reply #74255 on: January 11, 2019, 03:11:54 PM »
My idea.  Heather starts giving tours of arts studio. Heck id pay fast AF
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Re: The Kingdom of Drama without Heather Wade
« Reply #74256 on: January 11, 2019, 03:17:54 PM »

Wednesday i had 14 coors light.   Thats it so far.  Tonight i dunno. Maybe ill drink some tecate light

Tecate. My favorite beer. Try Tecate Diablo.

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Re: The Kingdom of Drama without Heather Wade
« Reply #74257 on: January 11, 2019, 03:23:32 PM »
Angie is a True Texas woman. I bet she likes BBQ and breakfast tacos! jk
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Re: The Kingdom of Drama without Heather Wade
« Reply #74258 on: January 11, 2019, 03:30:00 PM »

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Re: The Kingdom of Drama without Heather Wade
« Reply #74259 on: January 11, 2019, 03:31:13 PM »
For only 49.99 (plus tax) I can give you the secrets of a successful call to Heather Wade !

Your badly photocopied info pack will include:

- Best accent to use
- Which software to use to record the call so you can hear who hung up first
- Trigger phrases she hates
- Timing of your call
- Topics likely to induce meltdown status

And SO SO SO much more!

Sounds like some sort of scam ....



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Re: The Kingdom of Drama without Heather Wade
« Reply #74260 on: January 11, 2019, 03:34:59 PM »
For $5 a low low price...i will release Jedi Millers greatest bathtub hit. But !! Act now and for the low low low price of $49.95 I wont release them at all and your ears wont bleed.
Act now!

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Re: The Kingdom of Drama without Heather Wade
« Reply #74261 on: January 11, 2019, 03:39:31 PM »
For $5 a low low price...i will release Jedi Millers greatest bathtub hit. But !! Act now and for the low low low price of $49.95 I wont release them at all and your ears wont bleed.
Act now!
you think he's going to drive to Pahrump, do a personal welfare check on heather? Maybe he'll end up drinking beer in Art's old cuckshack bathtub

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Re: The Kingdom of Drama without Heather Wade
« Reply #74262 on: January 11, 2019, 03:40:29 PM »
you think he's going to drive to Pahrump, do a personal welfare check on heather? Maybe he'll end up drinking beer in Art's old cuckshack bathtub
Ohhh maybe she will skype it

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Re: The Kingdom of Drama without Heather Wade
« Reply #74263 on: January 11, 2019, 03:41:18 PM »
Muffler bearings. Check the muffler bearings.
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Re: The Kingdom of Drama without Heather Wade
« Reply #74264 on: January 11, 2019, 03:45:10 PM »
Sounds like some sort of scam ....




This is a time limited offer, I have no idea how long this offer (or info) will be valid for....
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