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Re: The Kingdom of Drama without Heather Wade
« Reply #98520 on: May 11, 2019, 03:42:53 PM »
What kind of man sees a picture of a gorgeous bit of crackling like that, and the first thing that goes through his mind is to worry about her foot health? For shame!
A man with daughters, sisters, and a mother.  Or a man who has to make the co-payments, lol. ;)

But seriously, what kind of woman dresses like that and doesn't expect sexual harassment?  It's one thing to put on a big raincoat & dress nice for an occasion with an SO.  But it's another thing to jack up your sex appeal and then just go bandying it about.

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Re: The Kingdom of Drama without Heather Wade
« Reply #98521 on: May 11, 2019, 03:44:29 PM »
But seriously, what kind of woman dresses like that and doesn't expect sexual harassment?  It's one thing to put on a big raincoat & dress nice for an occasion with an SO.  But it's another thing to jack up your sex appeal and then just go bandying it about.

This is some kind of nun humor I am not hip to, right?
This can't be the opinion of a sane adult.
Just can't be.
I go with nun humor.

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Re: The Kingdom of Drama without Heather Wade
« Reply #98522 on: May 11, 2019, 03:56:55 PM »
Thank you, I'm still gathering info and types to check out.
Ventilated masks are much better, with a one-way valve.  NIOSH is one type.  They are expensive.  A long bandana makes a breathable mask - Asian stores sell long rectangular bandanas.

Believe it or not, on Amazon there are little encased filters (probably disposible) you can put in your nostrils.  I've never ordered them but would like to try.  They are probably too big for me, though.

For sinuses, you could open the pepper jar and breathe over it.  Or dice an onion.  I empty Afrin pumps and put saline solution in them to spray upward.  Works wonderfully.  The doc said after you blow your nose once, wait ten minutes and do it again.

For lungs, resting in bed every few hours for 20 minutes will help, especially with periodic aerobic exercise every few days.

For asthma, open a jar of honey and breathe over it. I carry a little one in my purse (in a wide-mouthed miniature plastic screwtop squeeze container.

For congestion, mucus relief (guafenesin) with 8oz water helps a lot.  There are homemade poultices you can place over your lungs on the Internet - I can't remember what.

As a desperate measure, take as deep of a breath as you can but stop short of coughing.  Hold the breathe as long as you can (like 10-20 seconds for example) without coughing.  Slowly let it out.  Repeat a few times.  This activates your own inner reflexes to clear the mucous out, without strain or cough.

As another desperate measure, take quick breaths but instead of exhaling normally, just huff fast and move on to the next breath.  This will build oxygen up in your system but don't do it for too many minutes or you might hyperventilate.  If your face starts to vaguely tingle, you can stop.  If you do hyperventilate, just relax for a minute.

A similar strategy is called pursed lip breathing.  I think it's like the suggestion just above, I can't remember.  But you could Google it.

Those menthol tubes you breathe from after setting them in your nostrils do provide relief, especially from irritants like second-hand smoke.

Homeopathic spongia tosta pastillos also help with asthma if you follow the directions.

There must be accupressure points for your ailment.  Take a deep breath, push the point, and slowly exhale a few times.  The point, by the way, is usually rather sore when pressed so go with that if you aren't sure you found the right spot.  After a few times, the soreness goes away and you are momentarily cured.

Best wishes.

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Re: The Kingdom of Drama without Heather Wade
« Reply #98523 on: May 11, 2019, 04:00:12 PM »
One Flamin' Hot Cheeto up each nostril should do it.

I wouldn't need the mask then. Hm!

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Re: The Kingdom of Drama without Heather Wade
« Reply #98524 on: May 11, 2019, 04:04:07 PM »
Ventilated masks are much better, with a one-way valve.  NIOSH is one type.  They are expensive.  A long bandana makes a breathable mask - Asian stores sell long rectangular bandanas.

Believe it or not, on Amazon there are little encased filters (probably disposible) you can put in your nostrils.  I've never ordered them but would like to try.  They are probably too big for me, though.

For sinuses, you could open the pepper jar and breathe over it.  Or dice an onion.  I empty Afrin pumps and put saline solution in them to spray upward.  Works wonderfully.  The doc said after you blow your nose once, wait ten minutes and do it again.

For lungs, resting in bed every few hours for 20 minutes will help, especially with periodic aerobic exercise every few days.

For asthma, open a jar of honey and breathe over it. I carry a little one in my purse (in a wide-mouthed miniature plastic screwtop squeeze container.

For congestion, mucus relief (guafenesin) with 8oz water helps a lot.  There are homemade poultices you can place over your lungs on the Internet - I can't remember what.

As a desperate measure, take as deep of a breath as you can but stop short of coughing.  Hold the breathe as long as you can (like 10-20 seconds for example) without coughing.  Slowly let it out.  Repeat a few times.  This activates your own inner reflexes to clear the mucous out, without strain or cough.

As another desperate measure, take quick breaths but instead of exhaling normally, just huff fast and move on to the next breath.  This will build oxygen up in your system but don't do it for too many minutes or you might hyperventilate.  If your face starts to vaguely tingle, you can stop.  If you do hyperventilate, just relax for a minute.

A similar strategy is called pursed lip breathing.  I think it's like the suggestion just above, I can't remember.  But you could Google it.

Those menthol tubes you breathe from after setting them in your nostrils do provide relief, especially from irritants like second-hand smoke.

Homeopathic spongia tosta pastillos also help with asthma if you follow the directions.

There must be accupressure points for your ailment.  Take a deep breath, push the point, and slowly exhale a few times.  The point, by the way, is usually rather sore when pressed so go with that if you aren't sure you found the right spot.  After a few times, the soreness goes away and you are momentarily cured.

Best wishes.

Thank you very much!  Lots of info here.

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Re: The Kingdom of Drama without Heather Wade
« Reply #98525 on: May 11, 2019, 04:23:09 PM »
I'm thinking of hepa.
Look, if I did this I could live a clean air bubble.


Since suggestions are being made, a thin coat of Vaseline under one's nostrils helps trap particulates... 

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Re: The Kingdom of Drama without Heather Wade
« Reply #98526 on: May 11, 2019, 05:24:34 PM »
Thank you very much!  Lots of info here.
Why do so many people have allergies today?
A long time ago, there was something called the peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Peanut allergies have risen in recent years.
RIP peanut butter and jelly sandwiches.

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Re: The Kingdom of Drama without Heather Wade
« Reply #98527 on: May 11, 2019, 05:25:57 PM »
Since suggestions are being made, a thin coat of Vaseline under one's nostrils helps trap particulates...
Years ago, every night my father would rub Vicks Vaporub under and up each nostril. Don't ask me why.

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Re: The Kingdom of Drama without Heather Wade
« Reply #98528 on: May 11, 2019, 05:30:24 PM »
You will get by.
You will survive.
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Even a fish wouldn't get into trouble if it kept its mouth shut.

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Re: The Kingdom of Drama without Heather Wade
« Reply #98529 on: May 11, 2019, 05:31:25 PM »
Years ago, every night my father would rub Vicks Vaporub under and up each nostril. Don't ask me why.

Did he put it on the bottom of your feet too?
Are we having fun yet?

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Re: The Kingdom of Drama without Heather Wade
« Reply #98530 on: May 11, 2019, 05:31:52 PM »
TAKE ME NOW, ALIENS!
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Re: The Kingdom of Drama without Heather Wade
« Reply #98531 on: May 11, 2019, 05:34:49 PM »
Did he put it on the bottom of your feet too?
No.
Why do you ask?
What did they do to you as a kid?

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Re: The Kingdom of Drama without Heather Wade
« Reply #98532 on: May 11, 2019, 05:38:21 PM »
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Re: The Kingdom of Drama without Heather Wade
« Reply #98533 on: May 11, 2019, 05:42:24 PM »
Oh, dear. Are we resorting to quoting Gloria Gaynor now?  ;D

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Re: The Kingdom of Drama without Heather Wade
« Reply #98534 on: May 11, 2019, 05:43:41 PM »
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yeah, wasn't sure which version to go with.  So I went with the original Far Side version. 
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