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[ShayP]

This should help.

My timing is off.  I have to listen to the song a few more times.

[ShayP]

Ummmmm. Shay?  It seems that tree removal task you were given didn't go so hot. It's all over the internet. You gonna be okay to pump out that Easter dinner still though, right?

   LOL!  Dude is lucky to be alive.  Nah, I'm good.  I can fall a tree.  Problem is my fat ass can't climb them anymore to trim the branches.  Fortunately this one will be easy.  It's dead.  Most of the branches are missing and I think the roots may be rotted so I probably could pull it down since it's on the edge of a hillside and the ground is saturated with water.   It's only 16 inches in diameter at the base.  About 30 feet tall.  Not sure what kind of wood it is.  Don't even think it's worth burning.

Not looking forward to Easter dinner.  I may just feign an injury or actually just shoot myself.  Just a flesh wound. 

[KSM]

DUDE OF FOOD

@ShayP

[ShayP]

DUDE OF FOOD

@ShayP

That's growing on me. @Garth Convoy   

[ShayP]

Chainsaw malfunction.  Thank God I had safety glasses on and the chain guard did it's job...mostly. 

[GravitySucks]

Chainsaw malfunction.  Thank God I had safety glasses on and the chain guard did it's job...mostly. 

@ShayP nubs?

[Walks_At_Night]

Chainsaw malfunction.  Thank God I had safety glasses on and the chain guard did it's job...mostly. 

But Easter Dinner is still a go, right?

[ItsOver]

Chainsaw malfunction.  Thank God I had safety glasses on and the chain guard did it's job...mostly. 

And don’t forget your mission to repopulate Pittsburgh.

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[paladin1991]

@ItsOver

I really like the Swanson fried chicken dinners. Use to live on them pre-wife. Here in the US the chicken portion still contains actual pieces of chicken. Unlike up north, when in the 90s they switched from pieces to 3 large boneless nuggets thus ruining my Friday night dinner plans. I had a hungryman about a month ago and although the pieces were good, the potato, veggie, and brownie sections were absolutely tiny. Not like they offer real potato's so why cheap out on that potato flavored mashy muck they've always served up.

Sonzabitches! 

[paladin1991]

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Isn't that my favorite negro, JayGab?

[KSM]

That's growing on me. @Garth Convoy   

WRONG: It's growing IN you!

Sonzabitches! 

Isn't that just the best way to sum shit up! 

[ShayP]

@ShayP nubs?

LOL! @GravitySucks  Nah, I have all my digits.  I do have several small wounds on my face though.  Maybe you or anybody who reads this can enlighten me.

The tree was easy to take down.  After it was on the ground I was cutting it into segments. I started at the top and worked my way down.  About half way through, things got bad.  There was a heavy gauge wire attached to a spring and then connected to a piece of rebar at the base.  I didn't notice it.  The tree was old and dead and at one point it grew around this wire contraption.  So it was flush in the the bark of the tree.

The chainsaw dug into it it, binded up, started pulling that wire out, and essentially burst. I wasn't forcing it either.  I just felt it grab and tried to back off but it popped.  The guard kept it on but parts of it broke off and flew back in my face.  It definitely was one of those WTF! moments.

[Bart Ell]

flew back in my face.  It definitely was one of those WTF! moments.

DROPPING LOADS ALL OVER YOUR FACE!

[Walks_At_Night]

DROPPING LOADS ALL OVER YOUR FACE!

From beyond the grave even. In 1927, some Weisenheimer rigged that tree up, waited, got old and then died. Now from beyond the grave the spirit of the Weisenheimer is making his O Face at Shay's expense.

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[whoozit]

LOL! @GravitySucks  Nah, I have all my digits.  I do have several small wounds on my face though.  Maybe you or anybody who reads this can enlighten me.

The tree was easy to take down.  After it was on the ground I was cutting it into segments. I started at the top and worked my way down.  About half way through, things got bad.  There was a heavy gauge wire attached to a spring and then connected to a piece of rebar at the base.  I didn't notice it.  The tree was old and dead and at one point it grew around this wire contraption.  So it was flush in the the bark of the tree.

The chainsaw dug into it it, binded up, started pulling that wire out, and essentially burst. I wasn't forcing it either.  I just felt it grab and tried to back off but it popped.  The guard kept it on but parts of it broke off and flew back in my face.  It definitely was one of those WTF! moments.

At least your new nickname isn’t No Nose.