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[ItsOver]

He sucks her toes, doesn't he? @KSM   

Worst of all, I hear she makes him listen to Jorch Norway while he’s doing it.

[sean92008]

He sucks and licks everything! She also beats him coz he's 5'4 and she's 6' and is a kickboxer.

Don't be so autobiographical!  You'll accidentally dox yourself!
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[PB]

He sucks and licks everything! She also beats him coz he's 5'4 and she's 6' and is a kickboxer.

Well, if he doesn't want to work I guess it's better than a cardboard box under an overpass

[whoozit]

Is your obscenely rich aunt married? @whoozit  Whether she is or not, would she be in need of a man-servant, houseboy, or even a slave.  I've been married before.  Heck.  If she's married her husband may be thankful.

**In no way was my post intended to offend.  Sometimes I feel the need to put out a disclaimer. 

Unfortunately for you she is married.  Fortunately for me I don’t have to start calling you Uncle ShayP. @ShayP

[ShayP]

Worst of all, I hear she makes him listen to Jorch Norway while he’s doing it.

LOL!  Sounds like a living hell.

[ShayP]

Unfortunately for you she is married.  Fortunately for me I don’t have to start calling you Uncle ShayP. @ShayP

 I guess it's for the best.  I'd have to change my screen name to Uncle ShayP as a constant reminder to you. @whoozit   

[PB]

LOL!  Sounds like a living hell.

Didn't Dante say something about George Noory shows being played on an endless loop there?

[ItsOver]

Didn't Dante say something about George Noory shows being played on an endless loop there?

Yes, but with the occasional break from Snorge, replaced with Chuckles Willis, who then sends you a bill for the “pleasure.”

[JUAN]

I see that George Soros is handing out money.  What kind of scheme, not requiring much actual work, can I devise to get some.  I’d even take a measly half-mil.

[KSM]

I see that George Soros is handing out money.  What kind of scheme, not requiring much actual work, can I devise to get some.  I’d even take a measly half-mil.

Are you a district attorney?

[JUAN]

No.  Not weasely enough.

[ItsOver]

No.  Not weasely enough.

Let him know you’re running for the local dog catcher position. Darth Soros wants power from top to bottom.

[JUAN]

I’d rather get a grant from one of his foundations.

[paladin1991]

When are you NOT oddly aroused by something that I post?

Don't get catty.  You are the one that intro'd me to North Korean horse porn.

[ShayP]

Full physical today.  Everything.  My PCP was a little rough with my testicles and pretty much shoved his finger up my 'you know what' in a matter that seemed a bit harsh.

Sort of like this. "Are you using the whole fist doc?"