That's because you used up your last Satanic wish when you asked to be EXTREME MODERATOR.
Yeah well it's not all that it's cracked up to be. The 72 virgins you promised were dudes, all named Garth BTW - WTF? Thankfully the flame thrower I previously asked for was the real deal as I toasted them all immediately. I just never know what I'm getting with all these, "powers" that I'm promised. OOooooo