Ask Bart Anything

[Bart Ell]

It really is.  Who would have thunk it.

The Bart would have.
The Bart did.
You got to profit from it.

[GravitySucks]

The Bart would have.
The Bart did.
You got to profit from it.

Damn.  That’s right. I still have $2500 in Bart Buck$

[KSM]

Satan will offer you anything you desire.

Not a lobster bisque. I ordered one, he can't make those worth a shit!!

[Bart Ell]

Not a lobster bisque. I ordered one, he can't make those worth a shit!!

That's because you used up your last Satanic wish when you asked to be EXTREME MODERATOR.

[anniem]

Not a lobster bisque. I ordered one, he can't make those worth a shit!!

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[KSM]

That's because you used up your last Satanic wish when you asked to be EXTREME MODERATOR.

Yeah well it's not all that it's cracked up to be. The 72 virgins you promised were dudes, all named Garth BTW - WTF?  Thankfully the flame thrower I previously asked for was the real deal as I toasted them all immediately.  I just never know what I'm getting with all these, "powers" that I'm promised.  OOooooo

[Bart Ell]

Yeah well it's not all that it's cracked up to be. The 72 virgins you promised were dudes

Chimp was confused with the hair.
He handles the virgins.
At least they were virgins before he handled them.

[KSM]

Chimp was confused with the hair.
He handles the virgins.
At least they were virgins before he handled them.

Yeah well what chimp hasn't told you is that I uuused him like a rotisserie attachment.  He ate my watch, had to get it out somehow

[Chimp Covfefe]

Yeah well what chimp hasn't told you is that I uuused him like a rotisserie attachment.  He ate my watch, had to get it out somehow

I bit your arm when you tried to blow me in my sleep you girly boy

[KSM]

I bit your arm when you tried to blow me in my sleep you girly boy

That wasn't my arm. Common mistake others have made.  It's a gift - and a curse

[Chimp Covfefe]

That wasn't my arm. Common mistake others have made.  It's a gift - and a curse

Then you should have that thing looked at. The fingers and thumb look infected.

[Bluejay]

Yeah well what chimp hasn't told you is that I uuused him like a rotisserie attachment.  He ate my watch, had to get it out somehow

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[KSM]

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@Bluejay  That's right! I set them and forgeot them!!

[KSM]

Then you should have that thing looked at. The fingers and thumb look infected.

You are referring to my one in the pink four in the stink fingers.

[Bart Ell]

You are referring to my one in the pink four in the stink fingers.