Ask Bart Anything

[Walks_At_Night]

You came to me because you want the truth.
I am here to give you that truth.
It's going to seem drastic.
It's going to seem impossible.
I am here to tell you it is not impossible because I have done it.
You are going to have to train yourself to masturbate to images of Kathy.
To completion.
What's the reward?
Freedom.

It can be done!   Tell me more:

Q1: With or without the beard?
Q2: Thumb and forefinger only to keep it classy or full backhanded savage mode?

[Spookcat]

Throw a cat out a second floor window.
If it lands in a pile of snow then winter is not over.
If it splatters then WELCOME TO SPRING!

rude.

[Spookcat]

It can be done!   Tell me more:

Q1: With or without the beard?
Q2: Thumb and forefinger only to keep it classy or full backhanded savage mode?

Oh dear god...

[Bart Ell]

It can be done!   Tell me more:

Q1: With or without the beard?
Q2: Thumb and forefinger only to keep it classy or full backhanded savage mode?

Gots to have the beard.
Classy? You gotta treat it like you are going to finish on its back, take cab fare out of its purse and climb out the window when you are done, soir.

[TigerLily]

Bart,

 In a world full of degeneracy and perversion, what, if anything, should I do about this? I'm concerned about not fitting in.

Oh for those that are attracted to dudes there is a test for you

TigerLily accepts the challenge. Just how much kink does she like?

"The EMAS measures one variable, traditionalism. Your score was 66/100 where 100 is the highest possible score and 0 is the lowest. Individuals high in traditionalism prefer traditionally masculine men and are inclined to not be extremely comfortable with sexuality. Individuals low in traditionalism are attracted to a wider selection of men and are inclined to appreciate tattoos."

The girls don't get a cool chart like the boys but with my 66/100 I think I'm pretty close to @Walks_At_Night 's boring middle of the road. So I guess this means I like manly men, tats are fine; You have to at least buy me dinner first; And save cosplay for after the first date

[Rikki Gins]

I got an APF1 score of 89 and a APF2 score of 101.  I have a hard time understanding charts but I think the test knows that I don't like tattoos on women.

[Walks_At_Night]

TigerLily accepts the challenge. Just how much kink does she like?

Well that sucks that  you don't get a chart.

I got an APF1 score of 89 and a APF2 score of 101.  I have a hard time understanding charts but I think the test knows that I don't like tattoos on women.

At least you moved out of the (0,0) area Rix. Hey @ShayP You up for this challenge?  Angela Lansbury isn't one of the pictures you have to look at though.

[TigerLily]

How about Markie Post.?

[KSM]

I got an APF1 score of 89 and a APF2 score of 101.  I have a hard time understanding charts but I think the test knows that I don't like tattoos on women.

Very close score to mine.  89 and 105. I was neutral on the tattoos.

[Walks_At_Night]

How about Markie Post.?

She didn't show up either. Too bad.
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[Walks_At_Night]

Very close score to mine.  89 and 105. I was neutral on the tattoos.

Interesting. Maybe I did not interpret the graph correctly. Maybe I am the degenerate. 

[damon]

@Bart Ell what do you think about life on MARS?

[ShayP]

How about Markie Post.?

Mmmm...

[ShayP]

She didn't show up either. Too bad.
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Yes, too bad.   

[ShayP]

Hey @ShayP You up for this challenge?  Angela Lansbury isn't one of the pictures you have to look at though.

LOL!  I'm going to do it now. @Walks_At_Night