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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #4005 on: January 28, 2021, 01:20:26 PM »
There was that one show, that one time, about Chuck. He was a secret agent. He looked boring but had a cute girlfriend and they were secret agents. Most unboring Chuck ever. ooops that was a tell.  :-\

Bart, I'm considering redecorating the main living room and possibly the master bedroom without telling the husband first. Good idea or bad?

Chuck was a great show, tell accepted.


Good idea unless it involves a bunch of useless pillows that need to be moved daily.

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« Reply #4006 on: January 28, 2021, 01:24:10 PM »
you'd be surprised at how difficult it is to reach that perfect slobber equilibrium.

That's the tagline for my sexytime memoirs.

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« Reply #4007 on: January 31, 2021, 08:11:16 PM »
@Bart Ell I have a question for you. Were you a student of Yoda or was Yoda a student of you?

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« Reply #4008 on: January 31, 2021, 08:24:23 PM »
Bart, I've been reading through some old thread and come to the conclusion that people like the drama and obsessing over stuff that doesn't matter at all in life.. I don't do this.

Should I obsess over something and if so, what should my obsession be?
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« Reply #4009 on: February 01, 2021, 03:19:38 AM »
@Bart Ell I have a question for you. Were you a student of Yoda or was Yoda a student of you?

I always thought it was a creepy little fuck.

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« Reply #4010 on: February 01, 2021, 03:20:48 AM »
Bart, I've been reading through some old thread and come to the conclusion that people like the drama and obsessing over stuff that doesn't matter at all in life.. I don't do this.

Should I obsess over something and if so, what should my obsession be?

It seems you are selling yourself short.
You obsess over what others obsess over!

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« Reply #4011 on: February 01, 2021, 04:15:47 AM »
It seems you are selling yourself short.
You obsess over what others obsess over!

One question means I'm obsessed? I think to qualify as obsessed, it would be at least 100 pages. Don't you agree?
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« Reply #4012 on: February 01, 2021, 04:27:28 AM »
One question means I'm obsessed? I think to qualify as obsessed, it would be at least 100 pages. Don't you agree?

You were feeling left out so I tried to give you an obsession.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #4013 on: February 01, 2021, 04:32:43 AM »
Doesn’t obsession require at least one wall of text a day (Jackstar).
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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #4014 on: February 01, 2021, 09:26:06 AM »
Doesn’t obsession require at least one wall of text a day (Jackstar).
Agreed @juan.  If the mouse wheel doesn't break due to scrolling it cannot be classified as obsession.  Not like you asked me.. ::)

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #4015 on: February 01, 2021, 10:07:48 AM »
Doesn’t obsession require at least one wall of text a day (Jackstar).

That just requires some meth.

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« Reply #4016 on: February 01, 2021, 12:16:27 PM »
That just requires some meth.

I read that as "math" not meth. Neither are desireable for a healthy life.

MATH just don't do it!!!

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« Reply #4017 on: February 01, 2021, 12:28:29 PM »
I read that as "math" not meth. Neither are desireable for a healthy life.

MATH just don't do it!!!

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MATH! >:( DON'T DO IT KIDS, IT JUST DOESN'T ADD UP.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #4018 on: February 01, 2021, 12:29:50 PM »
Chuck was a great show, tell accepted.


Good idea unless it involves a bunch of useless pillows that need to be moved daily.
Terms accepted.

Men really do hate decorative pillows on the bed, don't they?
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« Reply #4019 on: February 01, 2021, 12:31:25 PM »
Doesn’t obsession require at least one wall of text a day (Jackstar).

There's a few there that are running for the most random shit poster of the year award.  ::) At least they are self entertaining.
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