Ask Bart Anything

[Bart Ell]

There was that one show, that one time, about Chuck. He was a secret agent. He looked boring but had a cute girlfriend and they were secret agents. Most unboring Chuck ever. ooops that was a tell. 

Bart, I'm considering redecorating the main living room and possibly the master bedroom without telling the husband first. Good idea or bad?

Chuck was a great show, tell accepted.


Good idea unless it involves a bunch of useless pillows that need to be moved daily.

[Bart Ell]

you'd be surprised at how difficult it is to reach that perfect slobber equilibrium.

That's the tagline for my sexytime memoirs.

[damon]

@Bart Ell I have a question for you. Were you a student of Yoda or was Yoda a student of you?

[Exile]

Bart, I've been reading through some old thread and come to the conclusion that people like the drama and obsessing over stuff that doesn't matter at all in life.. I don't do this.

Should I obsess over something and if so, what should my obsession be?

[Bart Ell]

@Bart Ell I have a question for you. Were you a student of Yoda or was Yoda a student of you?

I always thought it was a creepy little fuck.

[Bart Ell]

Bart, I've been reading through some old thread and come to the conclusion that people like the drama and obsessing over stuff that doesn't matter at all in life.. I don't do this.

Should I obsess over something and if so, what should my obsession be?

It seems you are selling yourself short.
You obsess over what others obsess over!

[Exile]

It seems you are selling yourself short.
You obsess over what others obsess over!

One question means I'm obsessed? I think to qualify as obsessed, it would be at least 100 pages. Don't you agree?

[Bart Ell]

One question means I'm obsessed? I think to qualify as obsessed, it would be at least 100 pages. Don't you agree?

You were feeling left out so I tried to give you an obsession.

[JUAN]

Doesn’t obsession require at least one wall of text a day (Jackstar).

[KSM]

Doesn’t obsession require at least one wall of text a day (Jackstar).

Agreed @juan.  If the mouse wheel doesn't break due to scrolling it cannot be classified as obsession.  Not like you asked me..

PS  Seven bagpipers are worse.

[Ciardelo]

Doesn’t obsession require at least one wall of text a day (Jackstar).

That just requires some meth.

[Exile]

That just requires some meth.

I read that as "math" not meth. Neither are desireable for a healthy life.

MATH just don't do it!!!

 

@Bart Ell is it okay If I type that here?

[Ciardelo]

I read that as "math" not meth. Neither are desireable for a healthy life.

MATH just don't do it!!!

 

@Bart Ell is it okay If I type that here?

MATH! DON'T DO IT KIDS, IT JUST DOESN'T ADD UP.

[PolkaDot]

Chuck was a great show, tell accepted.


Good idea unless it involves a bunch of useless pillows that need to be moved daily.

Terms accepted.

Men really do hate decorative pillows on the bed, don't they?

[PolkaDot]

Doesn’t obsession require at least one wall of text a day (Jackstar).

There's a few there that are running for the most random shit poster of the year award.  At least they are self entertaining.