Tell Bart Anything

[GravitySucks]

Hehe  Home depot seems to be the same everywhere. I had the displeasure of having to pop into one while in NJ and it felt like home. Same shitty clueless employs wandering around smiling at nothing.

Bastards switch the location of the men’s and women’s restrooms at the back of the store depending on location.  For absolutely no sound reason. There ought to be a law. 

[anniem]

Bastards switch the location of the men’s and women’s restrooms at the back of the store depending on location.  For absolutely no sound reason. There ought to be a law.

Yes

[Bart Ell]

Bastards switch the location of the men’s and women’s restrooms at the back of the store depending on location.  For absolutely no sound reason. There ought to be a law.

I do not have the bladder of a 5 year old girl so I would not know about such things.

[KSM]

I do not have the bladder of a 5 year old girl so I would not know about such things.

HA!!!!  That about killed me.

hey GS, that was a BURRRRRRRNNNNNNNNN

[GravitySucks]

HA!!!!  That about killed me.

hey GS, that was a BURRRRRRRNNNNNNNNN

Hey @KSM on that certain day, the bladder was not the issue.  Or I might have actually noticed there weren’t any urinals. 

[KSM]

Hey @KSM on that certain day, the bladder was not the issue.  Or I might have actually noticed there weren’t any urinals.

Do you want me to relay that to Bart for you? I see what's going on here

[Sofia]

Bastards switch the location of the men’s and women’s restrooms at the back of the store depending on location.  For absolutely no sound reason. There ought to be a law.

Does one location have more stalls than the other?  Like, they could be trying to be fair to both sexes by allowing each sex to use the larger room part of the year?

[KSM]

Does one location have more stalls than the other?  Like, they could be trying to be fair to both sexes by allowing each sex to use the larger room part of the year?

But where will the 70 other genders, the confused wastes of space pinch their perspective loaves? Ya know, where can the INSANE feel free to drop numerous gender confused self loathing far left Deuce's???

I mean, what will you do?

[JUAN]

Only 70? How daaaarrree you. That’s racist.

[GravitySucks]

Does one location have more stalls than the other?  Like, they could be trying to be fair to both sexes by allowing each sex to use the larger room part of the year?

Have you ever been in a home depot?  They don’t change the signs once they are built. Some build a men’s room to the left. Others build it to the right.  Men’s rooms have stand up and sit down potties. Women’s only have sit down potties. 

 Be careful if you searc “peeing standing up”.

[Walks_At_Night]

Hey @KSM on that certain day, the bladder was not the issue.  Or I might have actually noticed there weren’t any urinals.

Cornish Hen?  Greasy little Mother's, aren't they?

[TigerLily]

Cornish Hen?  Greasy little Mother's, aren't they?

Spiffy avatar @Walks_At_Night . I don't understand it. But I understand your chyron. It's good to have goals

[Walks_At_Night]

Spiffy avatar @Walks_At_Night . I don't understand it. But I understand your chyron. It's good to have goals

The avatar has deep meaning actually.  @Open Lines Gerry made it for me during The Senda Experience.  He was so moved that he offerred to leave The Master and become my online sycophant.  I accepted  The Guy from the Motor City  title gladly but I could not deal with being called "Master".  Guess I equate it with Jeannie and well........  Ole Ger is no Barbara Eden.  So I settled on being Der Kommisar.
Of course, after the experiment ended, I released Gerry from all fealty. 

It is indeed good to have goals.  If I don't post as often in your Open Lines thread during the stretch drive, you'll understand I am sure.

[TigerLily]

The avatar has deep meaning actually.  @Open Lines Gerry made it for me during The Senda Experience.  He was so moved that he offerred to leave The Master and become my online sycophant.  I accepted  The Guy from the Motor City  title gladly but I could not deal with being called "Master".  Guess I equate it with Jeannie and well........  Ole Ger is no Barbara Eden.  So I settled on being Der Kommisar.

It is indeed good to have goals.  If I don't post as often in your Open Lines thread during the stretch drive, you'll understand I am sure.

Oh. Interesting. Carry on Herr Kommisar

It is not my open lines thread. It is Ellgab's Open Lines thread. I might even help with the goal. If I can skip all the Heather-related stuff. It makes me a little queasy

[Walks_At_Night]

Oh. Interesting. Carry on Herr Kommisar

It is not my open lines thread. It is Ellgab's Open Lines thread. I might even help with the goal. If I can skip all the Heather-related stuff. It makes me a little queasy

I think it makes us all queasy, if not downright ill but that's not the point.