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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #960 on: November 30, 2019, 04:50:00 PM »
While cleaning up before everybody gets here I noticed the shark cordless vacuum is in the key of A. Thank God this song was playing or I would've never known.
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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #961 on: December 02, 2019, 02:59:18 PM »
OK, my Irish temper is flaring. I'm trying NOT to be the bitchy Mom. I'm trying REALLY hard. But this teacher is killing me! I know it's not a good idea to side dress her but GOD DAMN IT! She's an idiot. Surely the principal knows that, right? Do I act sweet and flutter my lashes while asking how he (principal) can help or smack him upside the head and tell him to get his house in order? I'm currently leaning towards the 2nd.
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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #962 on: December 02, 2019, 03:18:46 PM »
OK, my Irish temper is flaring. I'm trying NOT to be the bitchy Mom. I'm trying REALLY hard. But this teacher is killing me! I know it's not a good idea to side dress her but GOD DAMN IT! She's an idiot. Surely the principal knows that, right? Do I act sweet and flutter my lashes while asking how he (principal) can help or smack him upside the head and tell him to get his house in order? I'm currently leaning towards the 2nd.
First you calm down. You cannot let this go though. You will find a way to crystalize your thoughts effectively without embarrassing yourself or your child. I suggest a whiskey and a punching bag if need be.

Standing in for Bart today. Sorry

+1 if it helps. But it doesn't
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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #963 on: December 02, 2019, 05:59:15 PM »
OK, my Irish temper is flaring. I'm trying NOT to be the bitchy Mom. I'm trying REALLY hard. But this teacher is killing me! I know it's not a good idea to side dress her but GOD DAMN IT! She's an idiot. Surely the principal knows that, right? Do I act sweet and flutter my lashes while asking how he (principal) can help or smack him upside the head and tell him to get his house in order? I'm currently leaning towards the 2nd.

Try the first. If it fails, go to the second.
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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #964 on: December 02, 2019, 06:08:28 PM »
Try the first. If it fails, go to the second.
*cough* kinda cuttin in on my action, Annie..  By now she's already shitfaced and in cuffs for physically assaulting two lack of educationites.  But they had it comin' I say >:(
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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #965 on: December 02, 2019, 06:42:15 PM »
*cough* kinda cuttin in on my action, Annie..  By now she's already shitfaced and in cuffs for physically assaulting two lack of educationites.  But they had it comin' I say >:(

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #966 on: December 03, 2019, 04:26:49 PM »
Encountered a female security guard on a power-trip this afternoon while ringing my bell. Took everything in me to keep my composure - I could've cut her to fucking ribbons in seconds. Purple haired little cunt.

EDIT: @PolkaDot   How'd the teacher thing go..  or..  when's your trial begin?  ;)
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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #967 on: December 03, 2019, 06:32:50 PM »
Encountered a female security guard on a power-trip this afternoon while ringing my bell. Took everything in me to keep my composure - I could've cut her to fucking ribbons in seconds. Purple haired little cunt.

EDIT: @PolkaDot   How'd the teacher thing go..  or..  when's your trial begin?  ;)
I gave him a black eye and broke a nail in the process. Two Wednesdays from now.
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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #968 on: December 03, 2019, 06:34:35 PM »
Was kind of looking for the truth..  guess that'll have to do.  :-\
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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #969 on: December 03, 2019, 06:36:20 PM »
@KSM kidding. You'd be very proud of me. Well, maybe not you - but someone would be.
I wrote the email I wanted to write (but didn't send it). Had a good workout. Wrote a mostly positive sounding email requesting specific actions and invited myself to his office for an appointment. We'll see what happens. I think I could take him if it comes to that.
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            Who had a little curl,
Right in the middle of her forehead.
            When she was good,
            She was very good indeed,
But when she was bad she was horrid.

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #970 on: December 03, 2019, 06:44:24 PM »
@KSM kidding. You'd be very proud of me. Well, maybe not you - but someone would be.
I wrote the email I wanted to write (but didn't send it). Had a good workout. Wrote a mostly positive sounding email requesting specific actions and invited myself to his office for an appointment. We'll see what happens. I think I could take him if it comes to that.
Damn girl, you awesome!  Don't beat em' up. Might turn him on. Oh wait, that's me :P
In the meadow we can build a snowman. Kick his ass and run em' outta town. If you don't like it baby I say, blow man! Coz you're the biggest cocksucker around.

Deck The Neighbors!