Tell Bart Anything

[GravitySucks]

86 is bar/restaurant slang.

“86 that chump at the end of the bar.”

“The guy wearing the sofa cushions.”

[KSM]

Typewriters, overtyping to block out errors. Typing of the the digits 86 over a word would cover almost any previously typed word. Anything blotted out was "86'd". 

But other say it means "80 miles out and 6 feet under".  But  I prefer  the less violent version..."He has been 86'd from this establishment."

86 is the number of cans of pork n beans one would have to buy in order the have the equivalent of one1 pork chop.

[KSM]

Bart, I'm ovulating. What are you doing tomorrow, say.. 3ish? 

[Sofia]

Bart, I'm ovulating. What are you doing tomorrow, say.. 3ish? 

that explains a few things

[PolkaDot]

that explains a few things

That he's going to lay an egg? It leaves more questions than answers.   

[Bart Ell]

That he's going to lay an egg? It leaves more questions than answers.   

WRONG FUCKING THREAD FOR QUESTIONS!

[KSM]

WRONG FUCKING THREAD FOR QUESTIONS!

It's a shame that YOU have to TELL them that! I've moderated the both of them from asshole to breakfast and they still won't listen!

[Sofia]

It's a shame that YOU have to TELL them that! I've moderated the both of them from asshole to breakfast and they still won't listen!

KSM you'll feel better when you finally lay that vibrating egg.  They aren't manufactured for men!

[KSM]

KSM you'll feel better when you finally lay that vibrating egg.  They aren't manufactured for men!

The Tell another member anything can be found in the Random Topics category. One can also "Ask" another member ANYTHING as well It's a beautiful thing - just like you. Have you been hugged today? C'mere, seriously, come here let me hug you.

Therrrre  therrre.. doesn't that feel good   ~Biiig Huuuug~  Oops, I remind you to keep your hands above my waist. I know I'm like a gravy boat of a man so the temptation for you women is high to be all 'grabby' n what not but you must show some self control, lest I terminate the hug and report you to me.

[Sofia]

The Tell another member anything can be found in the Random Topics category. One can also "Ask" another member ANYTHING as well It's a beautiful thing - just like you. Have you been hugged today? C'mere, seriously, come here let me hug you.

Therrrre  therrre.. doesn't that feel good   ~Biiig Huuuug~  Oops, I remind you to keep your hands above my waist. I know I'm like a gravy boat of a man so the temptation for you women is high to be all 'grabby' n what not but you must show some self control, lest I terminate the hug and report you to me.

I've never had a vibrating hug before.

[Spookcat]

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[KSM]

This exists:

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So does cancer.

[FISH]

I don't leave my house   

Sounds like she knew what was going to happen in Spring 2020.

[FISH]

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I like cats. I like strawberries. Not sure if I would like those 2 things together.

[Sofia]

Sounds like she knew what was going to happen in Spring 2020.

There goes the disability check for a lot of agoraphobics, lol.  Agoraphobia?  It's not a disease; it's an adventure...