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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #1320 on: March 22, 2020, 10:02:50 AM »
Sofia, we should have a covid picnic :) Be sure and pack enough of it for everybody, I'll bring a Hibachi. Mmmm coooooviiiid

Frisbees, horseshoes, a couple dozen tiki torches, some lawn chairs and we’re all set.

Too bad they outlawed lawn darts.
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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #1321 on: March 22, 2020, 11:51:35 AM »
Frisbees, horseshoes, a couple dozen tiki torches, some lawn chairs and we’re all set.

Too bad they outlawed lawn darts.
When I was nine a lawn dart went straight into my right ear and fucked up my brain. Now every time my wife starts up the microwave I piss my pants and forget who I am for a half hour or so.  ;D

That didn't happen but that last part is just too funny.  ;D :D :)

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #1322 on: March 22, 2020, 12:02:44 PM »
When I was nine a lawn dart went straight into my right ear and fucked up my brain. Now every time my wife starts up the microwave I piss my pants and forget who I am for a half hour or so.  ;D

That didn't happen but that last part is just too funny.  ;D :D :)

I had a similar experience when trying to teach my son how to fish when he was 4. I rigged up his snoopy rod with a bullet shaped worm weight to let him practice casting. A few minutes later I was on the ground writhing in pain with no knowledge what had happened.  His 3rd or 4th cast wound up shooting that weight precisely into my left ear canal.

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #1323 on: March 22, 2020, 12:06:48 PM »
I had a similar experience when trying to teach my son how to fish when he was 4. I rigged up his snoopy rod with a bullet shaped worm weight to let him practice casting. A few minutes later I was on the ground writhing in pain with no knowledge what had happened.  His 3rd or 4th cast wound up shooting that weight precisely into my left ear canal.

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SAY WHAAAAHH???  That, is fucked up!  I take my joke back and go to the gym.  8)

Snoopy rods - I remember those :)

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #1324 on: March 22, 2020, 01:16:43 PM »
Sofia, we should have a covid picnic :) Be sure and pack enough of it for everybody, I'll bring a Hibachi. Mmmm coooooviiiid

Oh I want to picnic!  Can we play badminton?

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #1325 on: March 22, 2020, 01:17:54 PM »
Frisbees, horseshoes, a couple dozen tiki torches, some lawn chairs and we’re all set.

Too bad they outlawed lawn darts.

There's always ebay.
https://www.ebay.com/itm/VINTAGE-REGENT-JARTS-LAWN-DARTS-w-Original-BOX/254547219514?hash=item3b4432543a:g:DRsAAOSw3kFedjhX

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #1326 on: March 22, 2020, 01:18:38 PM »
When I was nine a lawn dart went straight into my right ear and fucked up my brain. Now every time my wife starts up the microwave I piss my pants and forget who I am for a half hour or so.  ;D

That didn't happen but that last part is just too funny.  ;D :D :)

LOL!

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #1328 on: March 26, 2020, 04:51:18 PM »
I've been using sex as a weapon but apparently my aim is rather poor :-[

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #1329 on: April 01, 2020, 01:22:01 AM »
I had a similar experience when trying to teach my son how to fish when he was 4. I rigged up his snoopy rod with a bullet shaped worm weight to let him practice casting. A few minutes later I was on the ground writhing in pain with no knowledge what had happened.  His 3rd or 4th cast wound up shooting that weight precisely into my left ear canal.

That explains a few things, snicker.

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #1330 on: April 01, 2020, 01:33:29 AM »
2 million will die from #WooFloo in New Italy this year!
Oh no!

Sofia, we should have a covid picnic :) Be sure and pack enough of it for everybody, I'll bring a Hibachi. Mmmm coooooviiiid

Frisbees, horseshoes, a couple dozen tiki torches, some lawn chairs and we’re all set.

Too bad they outlawed lawn darts.
At least you won't end up with one stuck in your ear!

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #1331 on: April 03, 2020, 11:59:17 PM »
Hmm   I checked the HOF and I'm still not showing in there, the hall of.  Hmm  must be a glitch or something :D

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #1332 on: April 06, 2020, 05:02:06 PM »




covid

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Re: Tell Bart Anything
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Re: Tell Bart Anything
« Reply #1334 on: April 06, 2020, 09:51:45 PM »
I don't mind stealing bread, from the mouth of decadence.

I'm fuckin' hungraaay

Let's order a pizzaaaaa

With extra anchovieeeiiiss.