Are you telling Spookcat she should eat food that is StoredHighInTransit?
No.
I am telling
@Spookcat to go to a bus station and wait outside the bathroom.
She should ask each person entering why they are there.
Once she finds someone there to take a dookie she should ask him not to flush.
She should then go in the bathroom and wait outside the stall door.
Once he leaves she should go in, fish out the dookie and chow down.