Tell Bart Anything

[KSM]

You mind if I sit down for a while
Reacquaint yourself with my style

Yes. And good lord, that selection was fun to listen to today. Best bass intro ever. Could do without the 12-plus minute flange filled drum solo though.

[Bart Ell]

Yes. And good lord, that selection was fun to listen to today. Best bass intro ever. Could do without the 12-plus minute flange filled drum solo though.

I am pretty sure I can put on Alive and Alive II and play along note for note to this day.
Part of The Bart DNA

[Sillyphion]

Are you listening in with interest?

[KSM]

Are you listening in with interest?

 

[Bart Ell]

Are you listening in with interest?

That is not a tell.
It is time for extreme moderation, @KSM32 .

[KSM]

That is not a tell.
It is time for extreme moderation, @KSM32 .

As per my ? above


I had no idea a dumbass equine who can't differentiate between a TELL and an ASK would wander over. It never fuckin' ends with this Ask Tell confusion.

[Sillyphion]

As per my ? above


I had no idea a dumbass equine who can't differentiate between a TELL and an ASK would wander over. It never fuckin' ends with this Ask Tell confusion.

Well then, pray tell, what is the precise definition, rule and regulation with respect to your esteemed forum?
Are you always so welcoming to new members or whoever might wander by?
And is such vulgar and insulting language the norm in these parts, coming from in fact the 𝑚𝑜𝑑𝑒𝑟𝑎𝑡𝑜𝑟?
My deepest apologies then if I have so offended your sensibilities and decorum.

[Ciardelo]

Well then, pray tell, what is the precise definition, rule and regulation with respect to your esteemed forum?
Are you always so welcoming to new members or whoever might wander by?
And is such vulgar and insulting language the norm in these parts, coming from in fact the 𝑚𝑜𝑑𝑒𝑟𝑎𝑡𝑜𝑟?
My deepest apologies then if I have so offended your sensibilities and decorum.

That is a question, followed by another question, and yet one more question, followed by righteous tell. 

[anniem]

Well then, pray tell, what is the precise definition, rule and regulation with respect to your esteemed forum?
Are you always so welcoming to new members or whoever might wander by?
And is such vulgar and insulting language the norm in these parts, coming from in fact the 𝑚𝑜𝑑𝑒𝑟𝑎𝑡𝑜𝑟?
My deepest apologies then if I have so offended your sensibilities and decorum.

EEEEEK so many questions in the TELL Bart Anything thread!!!

[Ciardelo]

EEEEEK so many questions in the TELL Bart Anything thread!!!

I KNOW, Right?

Oops 

[anniem]

I KNOW, Right?

Oops 

Bart, I want any and all leniency applied to my friend Ciardelo. Please and thank you.

[Ciardelo]

Bart, I want any and all leniency applied to my friend Ciardelo. Please and thank you.

Yes please Bart, don't send that @KSM32 to extremely moderate me. It tickles.

[Sillyphion]

As per my ? above


I had no idea a dumbass equine who can't differentiate between a TELL and an ASK would wander over. It never fuckin' ends with this Ask Tell confusion.

Well then, helpfully inform us, as to the rules and regulations with respect to this esteemed forum.
Your warmth and welcoming to new members or whoever might wander by 𝑖𝑠 somewhat questionable.
Such vulgar and insulting language seems to be the norm in these parts, coming from in fact the 𝑚𝑜𝑑𝑒𝑟𝑎𝑡𝑜𝑟.
My deepest apologies then as I have so offended your sensibilities and decorum.

Rhetorical questions, I presume, will be stepped on mercilessly and with a vicious boot.

[Ciardelo]

Bart, I need to tell you how much a place where one can leave their baggage out on the sidewalk upon entry is appreciated.

[KSM]

Well then, pray tell, what is the precise definition, rule and regulation with respect to your esteemed forum?
Are you always so welcoming to new members or whoever might wander by?
And is such vulgar and insulting language the norm in these parts, coming from in fact the 𝑚𝑜𝑑𝑒𝑟𝑎𝑡𝑜𝑟?
My deepest apologies then if I have so offended your sensibilities and decorum.

@Silphion

Ok. Let's just take a step back and regroup. Perhaps we got off on the wrong cunt. Judging by your emotional outburst you're obviously of the fairer sex. Perhaps even quite busty. 


But seriously - here's the thing:

There is an ASK Bart Anything, thread.  And there is a TELL Bart Anything, thread.  Sometimes people get them mixed up and a "Tell" might be posted in the ASK thread and of course the other way around. You made a simple mistake. No big deal.

I apologize for my outburst. It's my birthday on October 14th and I find myself getting impatient as I await my selfish time when I receive all manner of physical pleasure including penetration, handjobs, blowjobs, and possible horse milking me should she allow her friend to assist. Again.


apologies


BTW  plus 1