Tell Bart Anything

[anniem]

@Bart Ell
Thank you for the lovely Christmas postcard. And for the loud laugh when I read the message.

And now, the handwriting analysis.
Bart Ell's handwriting is legible, and the ink is blue.

HO HO HO
(boing boing boing)

[Bart Ell]

@Bart Ell
Thank you for the lovely Christmas postcard. And for the loud laugh when I read the message.

And now, the handwriting analysis.
Bart Ell's handwriting is legible, and the ink is blue.

HO HO HO
(boing boing boing)

Using a pen was difficult!

[KSM]

This is bullshit. I wasn't even offered a Christmas postcard. Or anything! MAN THIS IS BOGUS MAN!!

Using a pen was difficult!

@Bart Ell
Thank you for the lovely Christmas postcard. And for the loud laugh when I read the message.

And now, the handwriting analysis.
Bart Ell's handwriting is legible, and the ink is blue.

HO HO HO
(boing boing boing)

[Bart Ell]

This is bullshit. I wasn't even offered a Christmas postcard. Or anything! MAN THIS IS BOGUS MAN!!

Everyone was offered a postcard... IN THE POSTCARD THREAD!

[anniem]

Everyone was offered a postcard... IN THE POSTCARD THREAD!

Yes, I saw it there.

[KSM]

Everyone was offered a postcard... IN THE POSTCARD THREAD!

Oh   

WELL I ONLY STICK TO THE THREADS I AM TASKED WITH MODERATING!  I can't spread myself out too thin or I'll lose track and my records will get all messed up.

Fine.  Next year.

Yes, I saw it there.

No need to dogpile, ANNIE!

[anniem]

Oh   
WELL I ONLY STICK TO THE THREADS I AM TASKED WITH MODERATING!  I can't spread myself out too thin or I'll lose track and my records will get all messed up.
Fine.  Next year.
No need to dogpile, ANNIE!

I'm being helpful to you. You are nice, and I want to make sure you get assistance when you need it most.

[KSM]

I'm being helpful to you. You are nice, and I want to make sure you get assistance when you need it most.

It's no secret that I am "nice"  Assistance? Never needed it. Although I did have to get a VD swab up the urethra some years ago. Those hurt. May have been some crying involved. 

[anniem]

It's no secret that I am "nice"  Assistance? Never needed it. Although I did have to get a VD swab up the urethra some years ago. Those hurt. May have been some crying involved. 

Can't be good. Have you had the Covid swab? It lets you know they can reach the inside of the back of your skull with a long swab. Not sure why they have to reach so far in when you can get it if you don't stay six feet away from people wearing a mask. I hear they won't publish the number of people who got it and were mask wearers. Tsk!

[KSM]

Can't be good. Have you had the Covid swab? It lets you know they can reach the inside of the back of your skull with a long swab. Not sure why they have to reach so far in when you can get it if you don't stay six feet away from people wearing a mask. I hear they won't publish the number of people who got it and were mask wearers. Tsk!

No. I have not gotten covid swabbed nor will I. I am just fine.  Truth be known I never once had to take the penile swab but everyone around me did. They had to visit every clinic in every town we went to. Truly, I was the one who was getting lucky.  It's called Don't Fuck Anything And Everything With A Heartbeat!  Being fussy pays off. Always.

[Bart Ell]

Can't be good. Have you had the Covid swab? It lets you know they can reach the inside of the back of your skull with a long swab. Not sure why they have to reach so far in when you can get it if you don't stay six feet away from people wearing a mask. I hear they won't publish the number of people who got it and were mask wearers. Tsk!

Masks were never said to stop someone from getting it.
They were always said to be a tool to help you from spreading it to others.
Any human over the age of 2 can prove this to themselves by putting on a mask and trying to blow out a candle.

We have become veal.

[JUAN]

That’s not correct. Dr. Robert of the CDC testified that wearing a mask was the best preventative measure, even better than a vaccine. 
https://nypost.com/2020/09/16/cdc-director-masks-are-better-defense-against-covid-19-than-vaccine/

Clearly, these people don’t know what they’re talking about.

[Bart Ell]

That’s not correct. Dr. Robert of the CDC testified that wearing a mask was the best preventative measure, even better than a vaccine. 
https://nypost.com/2020/09/16/cdc-director-masks-are-better-defense-against-covid-19-than-vaccine/

Clearly, these people don’t know what they’re talking about.

Everything you need to know is right here, the rest is just noise.

All you need is a mask, a candle, a way to make fire and breath to be able to figure it out for yourself.

[JUAN]

You take medical advice from a sketch and stand up comic?

[Bart Ell]

You take medical advice from a sketch and stand up comic?

Why skip the part where I mention you can see for yourself?
Seems your brain can't get beyond the noise.