Tell Bart Anything

[KSM]

Last night I dreamt that we  you and I  were on my back deck. I was standing about 12 ft away as you were seated on the steps tying your shoes. No words were said.

     I dunno
*double shrug*

[KSM]

Tell OR ASK Bart something

@damon @PolkaDot @ShayP @FuckinAnybody!

[damon]

Tell OR ASK Bart something

@damon @PolkaDot @ShayP @FuckinAnybody!

@Bart Ell  you're awesome
@KSM is this good for you?

[KSM]

@Bart Ell  you're awesome
@KSM is this good for you?

@damon  He, Bart, is up to something! Trying to divide, create havoc n' shit.

[ShayP]

Tell OR ASK Bart something

@damon @PolkaDot @ShayP @FuckinAnybody!

Okay! @KSM

I am struggling with hemorrhoids.  Not kidding either. @Bart Ell 

[Bart Ell]

Okay! @KSM

I am struggling with hemorrhoids.  Not kidding either. @Bart Ell 

Popsicle up the butt will fix that.

[ShayP]

Popsicle up the butt will fix that.

In the past I've tried that out of desperation.  Didn't help.  It was a banana flavored popsicle by the way, not that it matters.  I'd rather not try it again and risk causing an anal fissure.

This stuff is expensive:

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[Walks_At_Night]

In the past I've tried that out of desperation.  Didn't help.  It was a banana flavored popsicle by the way, not that it matters.  I'd rather not try it again and risk causing an anal fissure.

This stuff is expensive:

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A Drain Weasel is like 5 bucks down at the Lowes.

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Just splash a little rubbing alcohol down in the nether region to stop the bleeding and you are good to go for under six dollars.

[ShayP]

A Drain Weasel is like 5 bucks down at the Lowes.

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Just splash a little rubbing alcohol down in the nether region to stop the bleeding and you are good to go for under six dollars.

Rubbing alcohol!?    That device will increase by risk of an anal fissure and quite possibly a prolapse.  No thanks. 

[Walks_At_Night]

Rubbing alcohol!?    That device will increase by risk of an anal fissure and quite possibly a prolapse.  No thanks. 

Ok. Just trying to save you some cash so you can invest it in that Jets Deep Dish Pizza.

[whoozit]

I really do need to start a Butt Stuff thread.  I haven’t built it, yet they come.

[ItsOver]

I really do need to start a Butt Stuff thread.  I haven’t built it, yet they come.

Make sure you lead off with the right image.

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[TigerLily]

Sorry Bart. Can't do it. I gotta be me

[TigerLily]

Hey @ShayP  I'm sorry to hear about your problem with netherlands. Here are some ideas:

1)  Eat plenty of both kinds of fiber.  A big salad or soup with plenty and a variety vegetables
2)  Sitz bath in warm water. 10 -15 minutes. Pat dry
3) Apply witch hazel (Tucks pads) or Preparation H (soothers lidocaine, hydrocortisone, etc.)
4) Take a fiber supplement like Citrucel
5) Take a walk every day

Hope this helps.  This would make a good Ask Mrs T quiz

[Walks_At_Night]

Hey @ShayP  I'm sorry to hear about your problem with netherlands. Here are some ideas:

1)  Eat plenty of both kinds of fiber.  A big salad or soup with plenty and a variety vegetables
2)  Sitz bath in warm water. 10 -15 minutes. Pat dry
3) Apply witch hazel (Tucks pads) or Preparation H (soothers lidocaine, hydrocortisone, etc.)
4) Take a fiber supplement like Citrucel
5) Take a walk every day

Hope this helps

You are such a goody two-shoes.    Roll with the Drain Weasel Shay!

P.S. Witch Hazel is good stuff.