Tell Bart Anything

[JUAN]

I guess I’d better get out my Mark Rippetoe Starting Strength book and get out the free weights.

[KSM]

Bart,


I approach the big 10,000 posts. I don't remember what post 108 was but I bet it was fantastic! However, who could forget post 499? WOW!

[whoozit]

Bart,

I cycled 44 miles today. And I looked stunning in my bib tights.

[sean92008]

Yes, Sweetwater the music gear store.
Everything we do online is spied upon.

Literal spying. Stuff shows up that I verbally talk about on my VoIP landline. Trying to figure out where the microphone is on, I keep going through  permissions on my cell phone. With the way my Roku TV has been adding channels without my permission, I'm guessing that a permission has been changed and one of those numerous apps.

[Bart Ell]

Bart,

I cycled 44 miles today. And I looked stunning in my bib tights.

Your vagina must have been very musty after that!

[TigerLily]

Bart,


I approach the big 10,000 posts. I don't remember what post 108 was but I bet it was fantastic! However, who could forget post 499? WOW!

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[TigerLily]

Bart,

I cycled 44 miles today. And I looked stunning in my bib tights.

Now that's an accomplishment! Next year... Tour de France!

[PolkaDot]

That is true! It is C2 on 01/22! Gonna be merry! ALONE - but MERRY!
KSM is not a cheapskate. Ok, I'll buy you a Lexus. Or as you say, "lexus" <

I Kay-Ess-Emm do herby solemnly declare that I will purchase @PolkaDot the aforementioned motor vehicle in the 12th month of the year of our Lord, 2023.  Fuck sakes. It never ends. 

Good boy. I do hate to wait an entire year, but since you’re springing for the custom paint job I’ll be patient @KSM

[PolkaDot]

I doubt that he is strong enough to carry the both of you

You BITCH!
@HamsterMuscle

[PolkaDot]

Bart,

I cycled 44 miles today. And I looked stunning in my bib tights.

How’s your shares in bag balm doing @whoozit ?

[whoozit]

How’s your shares in bag balm doing @whoozit ?

I have coconut scented nut lube if my nuts get chafed.

[Walks_At_Night]

I have coconut scented nut lube if my nuts get chafed.

Wouldn't Texas Pete be more affordable?

[HamsterMuscle]

You BITCH!
@HamsterMuscle

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@PolkaDot

[KSM]

I have lead guitar tracks to do tomorrow. I HAVE a paper-cut on my left index fingertip. This fine cut runs right to left allowing the strings to fit right into the flesh groove causing great discomfort, but still I try..

I say things like:
AHH!
FUCK!
OOuuCH!!
FUCKIN SHIT MAN!!
GAAAWWWDZOOKS THAT SMARTS!!!

[JUAN]

I’m sure capo users have some kind of finger protecting thing.  Find a girl folk guitarist.