Tell Bart Anything

[Bart Ell]

She's two tons of fun!!!!

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She's developing a fupa ass.
Her fupa is splitting down the middle, giving it cheeks.

[KSM]

She's developing a fupa ass.
Her fupa is splitting down the middle, giving it cheeks.

Yeah, we used to call it "Potato-Body-Frontbum"

[Walks_At_Night]

Bart,

The Bart Plane has been sighted and pictures are floating around the 'net.  Just thought you should know.

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[Bart Ell]

Bart,

The Bart Plane has been sighted and pictures are floating around the 'net.  Just thought you should know.

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That would beat the weekly Airbus A320 flights I find myself on.

[Walks_At_Night]

Bart,

Looks like you had several options that you posted over in the Real Estate thread.  However, really there is only one.  With you being in the music business it is not the Cosmos giving you a hint, it's a damn order:

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Galaxie is the place but that is only part of it.  You'll need to acquire the vehicle below and have it shipped over.  A 1973 Ford Galaxie 500.  Then have a welder of a stereo system installed in and grease around Nice with the windows rolled down and having Hillbilly Jim's fave, the Righteous Reverend Horton Heat blasting at top volume.

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As you wheel into your driveway, pull out out your Alex Jones signed Bullhorn and exclaim "I'm in my own Galaxie.  Nineteen Seventy Three!!!!!!!!"
Them stuck up Frogs will love it and you.

[Walks_At_Night]

Hell, on a peak up like that with that kind of view, you might even have a Bonaparte living nearby.  That calls for a "Hey Momma Boney, I got Wiggle Stick and you'll like it a lot" blast from the bullhorn.

[Bart Ell]

With you being in the music business

Retired!
Next week will mark my 1 year anniversary of not touching a musical instrument although I still touch my organ daily.

[Bart Ell]

Hell, on a peak up like that with that kind of view, you might even have a Bonaparte living nearby.  That calls for a "Hey Momma Boney, I got Wiggle Stick and you'll like it a lot" blast from the bullhorn.

This seems to be more about paying tribute to the Rev.

Back in the late 90's I found myself at the Sturgis Bike Rally filling in for some guy who was opening for Black Oak Arkansas.
You know, Big Jim Dandy, the original David Lee Roth?


He was looking more like this
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than this -
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Anywhoosers, I woke up sick as a dog and felt like I swallowed a box of razors.
When I tried to cancel I ended up in a production office with a biker boss who made it clear I had no choice but live up to the deal.
The whole shitshow was going out live on local radio, too.

What does this have to do with the Rev?
The only surviving clip I have from that radio broadcast was about a minute of The Bart playing Wiggle Stick.

[KSM]

Black Oak played Edmonton and Calgary alot in the late 80s before I got there and all the bands on that circuit had many many tales to tell about opening for BOA. All of those tales were fun-filled and favorable. I remember being puzzled about how Jim and the boys went over so well on hard rock circuits but that was just my own naivety.

Still have all the BOA vinyl and about three pennies on the turntable needle head. Or is that the Arm of the turntable?
Like this but more.
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[JUAN]

Weren't their only lyrics "Go Jim Dandy, go Jim Dandy" and "Jim Dandy to the rescue"?

[PB]

... The only surviving clip I have from that radio broadcast was about a minute of The Bart playing Wiggle Stick.

In pubilc?!?!

[Bart Ell]

In pubilc?!?!

No.
In public.

If you got, got it, you gotta flaunt it.

[Bart Ell]

Weren't their only lyrics "Go Jim Dandy, go Jim Dandy" and "Jim Dandy to the rescue"?

What more do you need?

[Walks_At_Night]

Retired!
Next week will mark my 1 year anniversary of not touching a musical instrument although I still touch my organ daily.

Congratulations.  I wish I was.  My interest in my work drops each year.  I'm not sure what to do though - turn our place in rural NC into a small farm or just totally die inside and move to The Villages in Florida.

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[Bart Ell]

Congratulations.  I wish I was.  My interest in my work drops each year.  I'm not sure what to do though - turn our place in rural NC into a small farm or just totally die inside and move to The Villages in Florida.

Del Boca Vista or bust.