Dear Bart, I just underwent a prostrate examination performed by my female primary care physician that seemed unnecessarily painful and long in duration and during which the Dr. was breathing heavily and murmuring things in a low tone that I couldn’t quite make out. I believe I am either the victim of sexual assault or radical feminist aggression fueled by an abiding hatred of white men. Can you tell me what my rights as a victim are and if I should report the incident to my insurance company. Sincerely, Violated in South Florida.
