They finally invented a gymnastics event that I can’t even imagine myself trying. They picked the correct title.
X-Men and Women.
@GravitySucks That stuff always blows my mind. I did the rings all through high school, won a few tournaments too. One day a guy in gym class missed the pummel horse (or something) all we heard from across the gym was somebody screaming in agony. When I got with eight feet of the guy I noticed his tibia was completely snapped in half and poking way out his skin and bent at a 90 degree angle in a very unfortunate direction. You can't un-see or even unhear those kinds of things.
The guy was an obnoxious little prick though. Made a full recovery and was irritating as hell in the hallways. If I ever see him again I'll snap all four limbs in half. Big nosed earwax lookin fuckstick.
But yeah it was bad