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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #1680 on: January 05, 2020, 09:15:58 PM »
Quote from: Bart Ell on January 05, 2020, 09:04:16 PM
These people do crazy things!
I once drove too far away from a highway and ended up in a place that sells worms at the gas station.
When you could've just looked in yer own bum and found yummy critters for icing.

Seems to be a glitch in the system!!!

Quote from: KSM on January 05, 2020, 09:08:04 PM
When you could've just checked your own ass and found the mother load :o
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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #1681 on: January 05, 2020, 09:16:07 PM »
Quote from: KSM on January 05, 2020, 09:09:47 PM
Nothing dark about sex jail. They have lights too!
Multicultural sex jail? good boy!
There was a little girl,
            Who had a little curl,
Right in the middle of her forehead.
            When she was good,
            She was very good indeed,
But when she was bad she was horrid.

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #1682 on: January 05, 2020, 09:16:52 PM »
Quote from: Bart Ell on January 05, 2020, 09:10:48 PM

I chose water that was filled with the corpses of thousands of soldiers and people who tried to swim drugs across the border.
No boats?
There was a little girl,
            Who had a little curl,
Right in the middle of her forehead.
            When she was good,
            She was very good indeed,
But when she was bad she was horrid.

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #1683 on: January 05, 2020, 09:17:33 PM »
Quote from: JayGab on January 05, 2020, 09:15:58 PM
When you could've just looked in yer own bum and found yummy critters for icing.

That's better

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #1684 on: January 05, 2020, 09:18:16 PM »
Quote from: PolkaDot on January 05, 2020, 09:16:07 PM
Multicultural sex jail? good boy!
I've good to the sisters.
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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #1685 on: January 05, 2020, 09:23:47 PM »
Quote from: PolkaDot on January 05, 2020, 09:16:52 PM
No boats?

Too easy to spot.
Not too much water between the 2 countries so I guess they just try to swim it.

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #1686 on: January 05, 2020, 09:27:02 PM »
Quote from: PolkaDot on January 05, 2020, 08:59:13 PM
Must be a Canadian thing.  :o
The song was written by an American. You guys do some fucked up moose shit down there..

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #1687 on: January 05, 2020, 09:28:22 PM »
Quote from: Bart Ell on January 05, 2020, 09:23:47 PM
Too easy to spot.
Not too much water between the 2 countries so I guess they just try to swim it.

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Shit Bart, you're tall!!

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #1688 on: January 05, 2020, 09:30:21 PM »
Quote from: KSM on January 05, 2020, 09:28:22 PM
Shit Bart, you're tall!!

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #1689 on: January 05, 2020, 09:35:04 PM »
Quote from: Bart Ell on January 05, 2020, 09:23:47 PM
Too easy to spot.
Not too much water between the 2 countries so I guess they just try to swim it.

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Why is that big freeway covered in water? And what's all that green stuff?

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #1690 on: January 05, 2020, 09:35:15 PM »
Quote from: KSM on January 05, 2020, 09:27:02 PM
The song was written by an American. You guys do some fucked up moose shit down there..
Canadian lies!!!
There was a little girl,
            Who had a little curl,
Right in the middle of her forehead.
            When she was good,
            She was very good indeed,
But when she was bad she was horrid.

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #1691 on: January 05, 2020, 09:40:13 PM »
Quote from: TigerLily on January 05, 2020, 09:35:04 PM
Why is that big freeway covered in water? And what's all that green stuff?

Don't ask me.
I'm an indoor Bart.
I sometimes drive to the end of my driveway to drop off the garbage to avoid the elements!

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #1692 on: January 06, 2020, 11:09:28 AM »
Quote from: KSM on January 05, 2020, 08:25:56 PM
See if you can learn this before next 1st Christmas. Or the one after.

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #1693 on: January 06, 2020, 07:53:30 PM »
Quote from: GravitySucks on January 06, 2020, 11:09:28 AM
I’m busy

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LOLOL   :)

Ok @GravitySucks because you actually stuck with me ::) in regards to my pink pony tail incident I now have closure. An update.
I found out that the potential and RETURRRN customer went with another bid from an unknown he found on Kijiji who actually bid higher than I did!! I have worked for this crusty old fuck before and he knows my work to be impeccable! But he has chosen to put his flooring fate in the hands of random fuckface with the slightly higher bid?  :o

I am convinced that my wardrobe malfunction cost me exactly $1,575. Something I could have done on my own in four easy four hour shifts. Pink is poison - in a macho world..

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #1694 on: January 06, 2020, 07:59:50 PM »
Quote from: KSM on January 06, 2020, 07:53:30 PM
LOLOL   :)

Ok @GravitySucks because you actually stuck with me ::) in regards to my pink pony tail incident I now have closure. An update.
I found out that the potential and RETURRRN customer went with another bid from an unknown he found on Kijiji who actually bid higher than I did!! I have worked for this crusty old fuck before and he knows my work to be impeccable! But he has chosen to put his flooring fate in the hands of random fuckface with the slightly higher bid?  :o

I am convinced that my wardrobe malfunction cost me exactly $1,575. Something I could have done on my own in four easy four hour shifts. Pink is poison - in a macho world..

Seems an odd way to decide such a thing. I'm sorry this happened to you. Do you now have more manley fixtures in your vehicle now?
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