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PolkaDot

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #1665 on: January 05, 2020, 08:55:37 PM »
Quote from: Bart Ell on January 05, 2020, 05:02:20 PM
Did you tear it open and have the sex inside it?
Wow @Bart Ell that's dark even for you.  ???
There was a little girl,
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Right in the middle of her forehead.
            When she was good,
            She was very good indeed,
But when she was bad she was horrid.

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #1666 on: January 05, 2020, 08:56:42 PM »
Quote from: Bart Ell on January 05, 2020, 05:33:54 PM
In what is now just over 10 years of marriage there has not been a single argument about anything.
It is probably all being saved up for one huge one.
THAT SHOULD BE FUN!
How do you have anger sex or make-up sex without arguing?
There was a little girl,
            Who had a little curl,
Right in the middle of her forehead.
            When she was good,
            She was very good indeed,
But when she was bad she was horrid.

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #1667 on: January 05, 2020, 08:58:02 PM »
Quote from: KSM on January 05, 2020, 06:26:37 PM
I WANT to argue. I need it!
I crave the attention that comes after the tension.

Our arguments are ridiculous. We argue about whether a paint color is really a true green or not. I'll argue about anything to push those buttons.
I WANT ME TO GO TO JAIL! Sex Jail!!
I know what I'm doing.      pretty much
Ok. That's dark, but not surprising coming from you @KSM.  ::)
There was a little girl,
            Who had a little curl,
Right in the middle of her forehead.
            When she was good,
            She was very good indeed,
But when she was bad she was horrid.

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #1668 on: January 05, 2020, 08:59:13 PM »
Quote from: GravitySucks on January 05, 2020, 06:59:13 PM
Though his life has been varied, and his women been loose, he’s never had anything quite like a moose.
Must be a Canadian thing.  :o
There was a little girl,
            Who had a little curl,
Right in the middle of her forehead.
            When she was good,
            She was very good indeed,
But when she was bad she was horrid.

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #1669 on: January 05, 2020, 08:59:41 PM »
Quote from: PolkaDot on January 05, 2020, 08:55:37 PM
Wow @Bart Ell that's dark even for you.  ???

I don't really understand Canada all that well.
I figure that is what they do in areas that have moose.

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #1670 on: January 05, 2020, 09:01:32 PM »
Quote from: Bart Ell on January 05, 2020, 08:59:41 PM
I don't really understand Canada all that well.
I figure that is what they do in areas that have moose.
Yaaaa...sure....
There was a little girl,
            Who had a little curl,
Right in the middle of her forehead.
            When she was good,
            She was very good indeed,
But when she was bad she was horrid.

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #1671 on: January 05, 2020, 09:02:41 PM »
Quote from: PolkaDot on January 05, 2020, 08:56:42 PM
How do you have anger sex or make-up sex without arguing?

I pretend I am dead and then enjoy the HE IS ALIVE sex that follows.
Some may call it overjoyed sex... Bairyn may call it anger sex.
Either way.

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #1672 on: January 05, 2020, 09:04:16 PM »
Quote from: PolkaDot on January 05, 2020, 09:01:32 PM
Yaaaa...sure....

These people do crazy things!
I once drove too far away from a highway and ended up in a place that sells worms at the gas station.

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #1673 on: January 05, 2020, 09:04:34 PM »
Quote from: Bart Ell on January 05, 2020, 09:02:41 PM
I pretend I am dead and then enjoy the HE IS ALIVE sex that follows.
Some may call it overjoyed sex... Bairyn may call it anger sex.
Either way.
that actually makes sense.

:o
There was a little girl,
            Who had a little curl,
Right in the middle of her forehead.
            When she was good,
            She was very good indeed,
But when she was bad she was horrid.

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #1674 on: January 05, 2020, 09:06:11 PM »
Quote from: Bart Ell on January 05, 2020, 09:04:16 PM
These people do crazy things!
I once drove too far away from a highway and ended up in a place that sells worms at the gas station.
Your people?
And it's your fault for living near the water. You practically asked for the worm gas station when you chose your location Bart!
There was a little girl,
            Who had a little curl,
Right in the middle of her forehead.
            When she was good,
            She was very good indeed,
But when she was bad she was horrid.

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #1675 on: January 05, 2020, 09:08:04 PM »
Quote from: Bart Ell on January 05, 2020, 09:04:16 PM

I once drove too far away from a highway and ended up in a place that sells worms at the gas station.
When you could've just checked your own ass and found the mother load :o

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #1676 on: January 05, 2020, 09:09:25 PM »
Quote from: KSM on January 05, 2020, 09:08:04 PM
When you could've just checked your own ass and found the mother load :o
Those fish will eat anything!
There was a little girl,
            Who had a little curl,
Right in the middle of her forehead.
            When she was good,
            She was very good indeed,
But when she was bad she was horrid.

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #1677 on: January 05, 2020, 09:09:47 PM »
Quote from: PolkaDot on January 05, 2020, 08:58:02 PM
Ok. That's dark, but not surprising coming from you @KSM.  ::)
Nothing dark about sex jail. They have lights too!

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #1678 on: January 05, 2020, 09:10:48 PM »
Quote from: PolkaDot on January 05, 2020, 09:06:11 PM
Your people?
And it's your fault for living near the water. You practically asked for the worm gas station when you chose your location Bart!


I chose water that was filled with the corpses of thousands of soldiers and people who tried to swim drugs across the border.

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #1679 on: January 05, 2020, 09:11:38 PM »
Quote from: KSM on January 05, 2020, 09:08:04 PM
When you could've just checked your own ass and found the mother load :o

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