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sean92008

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #1935 on: January 23, 2020, 06:13:28 PM »
Quote from: PB on January 18, 2020, 11:48:08 AM
When I was a kid I'd eat the brown sugar off the top of it, get more brown sugar, repeat.

Haven't had it since then.

I like my brown sugar...  In bed!

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #1936 on: January 23, 2020, 07:37:42 PM »
Quote from: sean92008 on January 23, 2020, 06:13:28 PM
I like my brown sugar...  In bed!
Instead of  "ehh never mind" yours should say "in bed"
There was a little girl,
            Who had a little curl,
Right in the middle of her forehead.
            When she was good,
            She was very good indeed,
But when she was bad she was horrid.

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #1937 on: January 23, 2020, 09:03:43 PM »
It wasn't a scrunchie

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #1938 on: January 23, 2020, 09:08:03 PM »
Quote from: KSM on January 23, 2020, 09:03:43 PM
It wasn't a scrunchie

Looks like a condom.  ???

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #1939 on: January 23, 2020, 09:09:42 PM »
Quote from: ShayP on January 23, 2020, 09:08:03 PM
Looks like a condom.  ???

It's a hair tie!

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #1940 on: January 23, 2020, 09:09:52 PM »
Quote from: KSM on January 23, 2020, 09:03:43 PM
It wasn't a scrunchie
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the offending hair ribbon!
There was a little girl,
            Who had a little curl,
Right in the middle of her forehead.
            When she was good,
            She was very good indeed,
But when she was bad she was horrid.

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #1941 on: January 23, 2020, 09:20:16 PM »
Quote from: ShayP on January 23, 2020, 09:08:03 PM
Looks like a condom.  ???
Buddy, I ain't touching that one.

Quote from: Spookcat on January 23, 2020, 09:09:42 PM
It's a hair tie!

A $1,400. hair tie

Quote from: PolkaDot on January 23, 2020, 09:09:52 PM
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the offending hair ribbon!
;D

Bart Ell

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #1942 on: January 25, 2020, 06:46:46 AM »
Just bought a box of bacon.
11 pounds.
The bacon.
No idea what the box weighs.

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #1943 on: January 25, 2020, 07:12:22 AM »
Quote from: Bart Ell on January 25, 2020, 06:46:46 AM
Just bought a box of bacon.
11 pounds.
The bacon.
No idea what the box weighs.
Is boxed bacon like boxed wine?
Merry Christmas - Nice things, and posts, are nicer than nasty things.

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #1944 on: January 25, 2020, 07:14:42 AM »
Quote from: Bart Ell on January 25, 2020, 06:46:46 AM
Just bought a box of bacon.
11 pounds.
The bacon.
No idea what the box weighs.

That's a lot of bacon.  :o

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #1945 on: January 25, 2020, 07:29:09 AM »
Quote from: juan on January 25, 2020, 07:12:22 AM
Is boxed bacon like boxed wine?

You be the judge
I am sure @KSM can appreciate the non-plant basedness of this fine display.

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #1946 on: January 25, 2020, 07:29:38 AM »
Quote from: ShayP on January 25, 2020, 07:14:42 AM
That's a lot of bacon.  :o

The Bart does not fuck around.

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #1947 on: January 25, 2020, 08:20:22 AM »
Quote from: Bart Ell on January 25, 2020, 07:29:38 AM
The Bart does not fuck around.

Not Canadian bacon either. Well done!
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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #1948 on: January 25, 2020, 08:26:14 AM »
Quote from: Spookcat on January 25, 2020, 08:20:22 AM
Not Canadian bacon either. Well done!

I don't believe that stuff really exists.

IN THE STYLE OF @FISH

"Canadian bacon" or "Canadian-style bacon" is the American name for a form of back bacon that is cured, smoked and fully cooked, trimmed into cylindrical medallions, and thickly sliced

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #1949 on: January 25, 2020, 11:32:12 AM »
My son couldn't wait to show me this music video. It has to be the funniest thing I've seen in a while- it's got a little of everything.
There was a little girl,
            Who had a little curl,
Right in the middle of her forehead.
            When she was good,
            She was very good indeed,
But when she was bad she was horrid.
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