Random, stupid things on your mind

[KSM]

Sounds a little OCD. How does he feel about toilet paper rolls? Everyone knows the roll should roll down from the front and not from the back!
ahem carry on. And Merry Christmas, Penis

You are right on that! The toilet paper thing. I don't understand anyone who thinks different.

Merry Christmas, Lily. 

[TigerLily]

Is he a young guy? Intergenerational office issues.

Yes. Pre-computer, double. Post-computer, single. Now let's discuss ending sentences with a period. I think it's a waste of time and hard on Mother Earth

[PolkaDot]

Yes. Pre-computer, double. Post-computer, single. Now let's discuss ending sentences with a period. I think it's a waste of time and hard on Mother Earth

Periods are necessary.
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Oxford comma?

[KSM]

I don't want to spend my day correcting people on their gramma grammar - DOH!

[TigerLily]

Periods are necessary.
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Oxford comma?

Completely irrelevant. I will give you periods. Otherwise it can be confusing. But not placing the ultimate period makes a statement

[KSM]

Sounds like a couple o' broads are on their, period.

[anniem]

My wife's sales guy has a serious quirk that has recently emerged.  Seems the poor fella gets extremely agitated when receiving dictates, orders to fill, or any other digital communication with Double Spacing after a sentence.  Drives James nuts and he apparently had a hissy fit this week about it. James is a single spacer after a sentence.  Others in the office are     not.    He gets    <---

I'm not sure what to think about this. Will he get angry, for real?

[PB]

The reason we are writing in the first place is to communicate.  To me double spacing after sentences and Oxford commas make things easier to read and understand.  Anyone who doesn't like them are free to skip right past.

What about not mounting the toilet paper roll at all, and just leaving it loose but in reach?  Everyone is happy, no more argument.

[KSM]

I'm not sure what to think about this. Will he get angry, for real?

Yes. Angry for real.  She had to send him home on Tuesday after his freak-out.  He's 31 and made 270K in commission this (2020) year and this is what he bitches about. Suicide rates at an all time high, lives crashing down all around but double spacing is his thing.  Ahh!

What about not mounting the toilet paper roll at all, and just leaving it loose but in reach?  Everyone is happy, no more argument.

Oh come on. That is flat out savagery right there.

[PB]

I once worked for a company that was a subsidiary of a foreign parent company.  Quite a few of the other employees were transfers from the parent company's country.  The all kept a roll of TP at their desks, I suppose in lieu of a kleenex box.  At least we hoped so.  Lol. it was a frequent topic of conversation..

[PB]

Yes. Angry for real.  She had to send him home on Tuesday after his freak-out.  He's 31 and made 270K in commission this (2020) year and this is what he bitches about. Suicide rates at an all time high, lives crashing down all around but double spacing is his thing.  Ahh!
Oh come on. That is flat out savagery right there.

So start triple spacing.  For clarity.

[PB]

Yes. Angry for real.  She had to send him home on Tuesday after his freak-out.  He's 31 and made 270K in commission this (2020) year and this is what he bitches about. Suicide rates at an all time high, lives crashing down all around, stolen elections, but double spacing is his thing.  Ahh!
Oh come on. That is flat out savagery right there.

Fify

[JayGab]

Or how about we skip paper and just wipe with our hands! Hell even better LET'S NOT WIPE AT ALL!   Why, we can all walk around with dirty stinky itchy bums!!!

[anniem]

Yes. Angry for real.  She had to send him home on Tuesday after his freak-out.  He's 31 and made 270K in commission this (2020) year and this is what he bitches about. Suicide rates at an all time high, lives crashing down all around but double spacing is his thing.  Ahh!

It just doesn't seem ok. That does not describe a stable person.

[JUAN]

We civilized people know full stops, double spacing, and Oxford commas are correct and necessary.