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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #8790 on: May 03, 2025, 09:22:07 PM »
Do ya' cuss like a sailor and drink like a fish? - Me to a random woman who wanted to share a table with me at a bar listening to a way-too-loud band.

Her answer was priceless. "Fuck yah! Me 'n' Jack go a long way back."

I really like this dive. Everyone is on their toes.

Now I know why she's the woman of my dreams... Her boyfriend is the bass player. She's got great taste in instruments.

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #8791 on: May 03, 2025, 11:13:25 PM »
... Her boyfriend is the bass player...

Does he live in his car or with her?

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #8792 on: May 04, 2025, 01:05:13 AM »
Does he live in his car or with her?

Hahahahahaha!

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #8793 on: May 04, 2025, 03:09:12 PM »
A Kentucky/Florida Man. A rich guy, but money can't buy brains...
https://www.foxnews.com/us/powerball-jackpot-winner-arrested-after-kicking-deputy-face-authorities :-* :-\

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #8794 on: May 05, 2025, 08:02:56 PM »
If real, best billboard of the year.
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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #8795 on: May 06, 2025, 09:47:37 AM »
If real, best billboard of the year.
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Yeah that's gold right there!








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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #8796 on: May 07, 2025, 01:13:31 PM »
I have mentioned here that I have trained my cats. Two of them know how to shake hands. Actually, I only taught one of them how to shake hands and the other one has learned to imitate him so that she gets the reward as well. My third cat, who is terminally ill, has been taught to lay down on command.

Well, I also have figured out what their meows mean if they want more water or more food or treats or for me to sit down so they can lay on me. Each one of them has a different word for it to me. They have trained me well! Although my terminally ill cat has lost some of his vocal ability, it has been hard for me to understand what he is asking for of late.

One thing that I also tried to train them is telling them what I'm doing. I will repeatedly say "ear scratch" when I'm scratching their ears and, in a falsetto Yoko Ono-like voice, I will say " chin chin chin chin chin" when they come to me for chin scratches. If I am busy, I will ask them if they want a chin or ear scratch.

I live in a dual nationality home. Japanese is the other language spoken here. No one has said a single thing to me about the word chin...  My Japanese is rather rudimentary and I have not learned how to cuss.

Chin, it appears, is the Japanese word for penis.
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PS I did not do Yoko Ono voice because of the Japanese in my house, when I was a teenager, one of my friends used to do the Yoko Ono voice all the time. It's horrible that I still do it, but I will turn that voice on for the cats.

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #8797 on: May 09, 2025, 02:18:48 AM »
Portrait of an unemployed doubled-down dumbass.

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #8798 on: May 09, 2025, 07:48:13 PM »
I have mentioned here that I have trained my cats. Two of them know how to shake hands. Actually, I only taught one of them how to shake hands and the other one has learned to imitate him so that she gets the reward as well. My third cat, who is terminally ill, has been taught to lay down on command.

Well, I also have figured out what their meows mean if they want more water or more food or treats or for me to sit down so they can lay on me. Each one of them has a different word for it to me. They have trained me well! Although my terminally ill cat has lost some of his vocal ability, it has been hard for me to understand what he is asking for of late.

One thing that I also tried to train them is telling them what I'm doing. I will repeatedly say "ear scratch" when I'm scratching their ears and, in a falsetto Yoko Ono-like voice, I will say " chin chin chin chin chin" when they come to me for chin scratches. If I am busy, I will ask them if they want a chin or ear scratch.

I live in a dual nationality home. Japanese is the other language spoken here. No one has said a single thing to me about the word chin...  My Japanese is rather rudimentary and I have not learned how to cuss.

Chin, it appears, is the Japanese word for penis.
🤦🏻

PS I did not do Yoko Ono voice because of the Japanese in my house, when I was a teenager, one of my friends used to do the Yoko Ono voice all the time. It's horrible that I still do it, but I will turn that voice on for the cats.

So, the phrase ' you're gonna have to take this one on the CHIN' is a little iffy at your place?

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #8799 on: May 10, 2025, 12:44:50 AM »
So, the phrase ' you're gonna have to take this one on the CHIN' is a little iffy at your place?

Naughty boy!

I have had to come up with a new vocal pattern for my cats. I think they're confused!

By the way, I hate Ringo Starr. This story explains why he's so fucking annoying, he is left-handed and he's autistic!

https://www.foxnews.com/health/left-handed-people-could-higher-risk-neurological-disorders-study

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #8800 on: May 12, 2025, 10:44:01 AM »
WABC seems to have a new overnight guy - T.J. McCormick.  Last night he tried to get people talking about shadow people.
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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #8801 on: May 12, 2025, 07:16:16 PM »
WABC seems to have a new overnight guy - T.J. McCormick.  Last night he tried to get people talking about shadow people.
I wish I could have heard that. Sounds like a dud.

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #8802 on: May 12, 2025, 07:21:37 PM »
My hilarious black bartender friend texted this to me. It was awkward for about .5 of a second until he lost his composure. I snickered a bit as he laughed his arse off. I can't keep up.. I'm home now and it's still awkward.  ..I think
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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #8803 on: May 12, 2025, 07:30:45 PM »
If real, best billboard of the year.
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If it is real, could they help Falkie??

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Re: Random, stupid things on your mind
« Reply #8804 on: May 13, 2025, 06:57:19 PM »
BBQs and metal grill brushes are not a good combination...