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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #4890 on: December 19, 2021, 09:56:35 AM »
Rush appeals to the common denominator. Finding the lowest level. Yes. I know of Sword because you guys were discussing them and I was curious. Certainly wasn't on Top Ten Pop if there is such a thing

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #4891 on: December 19, 2021, 05:11:28 PM »
Rush appeals to the common denominator. Finding the lowest level. Yes. I know of Sword because you guys were discussing them and I was curious. Certainly wasn't on Top Ten Pop if there is such a thing

@KSM Watch your mouth or I will inform the Fake Moderator. And I am still mourning the passing of Chris Cornell. So tread softly
I think it preferable to tread hardly.
RUSH appeals to the common denominator? Good Lord you're '00t ya' mind, Lily.  Perhaps you meant AC/DC.  You think chugs on the indian reservation sit around pounding warm canned beer to La Villa Strangiato?

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #4892 on: December 20, 2021, 09:40:24 PM »
Bart,

What in the wild, wild, worlds of sports is going on over at the Rapture Ready Index? It claims to have been updated on December 20th, 2021.  However the index is only 184 which is unchanged and where it has been for quite sometime. If I look at the lay of the land, I believe that the true index value should be 190. That value breaks the all-time record of 189 from October, 10th 2016. I think the Oil Supply/Price shoulde be a solid 5 over their value of 4. So that is a +1.  The index for Drug Abuse is a 3 but I saw where Fentanyl OD's where a leading cause of death for some age groups. That has gotta be a 5 so we are now at a +3. Look at Gog (Russia) sitting at a measly 3!  There is talk of Russia launching a Christmas Eve offensive into Ukraine with 100,000 guys from the Rompin' Stompin' Red Army. Sounds like a solid 5 to me. That gets us +5. There is no way Beast Government ain't a 5. Won't be long before you have to show you QR code on your phone to take a crap. So that gets us to +6 and the true value of 190. At a 191 value the tribulation is all systems go. 

Why are they hucking? Do you think that deep down they do not want the tribulation to initiate over there?  It would seem to be their core mission so I am confused. You don't think that Todd Strandberg is really a troll and he is just doing this to delay the healing hands being laid upon Senda's whammer do you?

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #4893 on: December 21, 2021, 03:01:09 AM »
You don't think that Todd Strandberg is really a troll and he is just doing this to delay the healing hands being laid upon Senda's whammer do you?

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #4894 on: December 22, 2021, 11:57:52 PM »
My little JOYO tube amps won't power up.  Transit?  They got cold and froze up? 









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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #4895 on: December 23, 2021, 03:34:39 AM »
My little JOYO tube amps won't power up.  Transit?  They got cold and froze up? 


FUCK

Usually crappy tube holders need a good jiggle.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #4896 on: December 23, 2021, 04:06:10 AM »
Usually crappy tube holders need a good jiggle.
Yep.  Also possibly the fuse or fuse holder if there is one.
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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #4897 on: December 23, 2021, 04:17:02 AM »
Usually crappy tube holders need a good jiggle.
I have better results when someone else jiggles my tube.


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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #4898 on: December 23, 2021, 08:27:34 AM »
I have better results when someone else jiggles my tube.

Which 2 fingers do you like them to use?

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #4899 on: December 23, 2021, 09:33:22 AM »
Usually crappy tube holders need a good jiggle.

Yep.  Also possibly the fuse or fuse holder if there is one.

So just take them apart and jiggle stuff.  ok

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #4900 on: December 23, 2021, 11:26:13 AM »
Which 2 fingers do you like them to use?
No fingers, just stumps.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #4901 on: December 26, 2021, 12:30:17 AM »
Barthur,

If by some reason you are never allowed to return to the North American continent, can I have your stuff?
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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #4902 on: December 26, 2021, 02:25:55 AM »
Barthur,

If by some reason you are never allowed to return to the North American continent, can I have your stuff?
Why do you ask such a question?
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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #4903 on: December 26, 2021, 02:58:02 AM »
Barthur,

If by some reason you are never allowed to return to the North American continent, can I have your stuff?

You can but you will have to promise to water it.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #4904 on: December 26, 2021, 11:21:13 AM »
You can but you will have to promise to water it.
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