Bart, when I was 16 I was "going steady" with a girl named, Paula. She was by all accounts a real looker and I was pretty stoked about having her on my arm and most of the dudes in school were jelous. My friend Wade was seeing her best friend whos name escapes me, but that's neither here nor there for this report.
Anyway.. us four were out walking somewhere and after a while Paula wanted to ride on my shoulders for the remainder of the trip so being the gentleman that I was, I obliged. Things were going well as we continued to move on to our destination yada yada yada... until all of the sudden while laughing... she FARTED ON MY NECK!!! She then started laughing even harder as I crouched down to let/get her off of me. We didn't last long after that. A couple of days at the most.
