Random, stupid things on your mind

[PolkaDot]

Did you tear it open and have the sex inside it?

Wow @Bart Ell that's dark even for you. 

[PolkaDot]

In what is now just over 10 years of marriage there has not been a single argument about anything.
It is probably all being saved up for one huge one.
THAT SHOULD BE FUN!

How do you have anger sex or make-up sex without arguing?

[PolkaDot]

I WANT to argue. I need it!
I crave the attention that comes after the tension.

Our arguments are ridiculous. We argue about whether a paint color is really a true green or not. I'll argue about anything to push those buttons.
I WANT ME TO GO TO JAIL! Sex Jail!!
I know what I'm doing.      pretty much

Ok. That's dark, but not surprising coming from you @KSM. 

[PolkaDot]

Though his life has been varied, and his women been loose, he’s never had anything quite like a moose.

Must be a Canadian thing. 

[Bart Ell]

Wow @Bart Ell that's dark even for you. 

I don't really understand Canada all that well.
I figure that is what they do in areas that have moose.

[PolkaDot]

I don't really understand Canada all that well.
I figure that is what they do in areas that have moose.

Yaaaa...sure....

[Bart Ell]

How do you have anger sex or make-up sex without arguing?

I pretend I am dead and then enjoy the HE IS ALIVE sex that follows.
Some may call it overjoyed sex... Bairyn may call it anger sex.
Either way.

[Bart Ell]

Yaaaa...sure....

These people do crazy things!
I once drove too far away from a highway and ended up in a place that sells worms at the gas station.

[PolkaDot]

I pretend I am dead and then enjoy the HE IS ALIVE sex that follows.
Some may call it overjoyed sex... Bairyn may call it anger sex.
Either way.

that actually makes sense.

[PolkaDot]

These people do crazy things!
I once drove too far away from a highway and ended up in a place that sells worms at the gas station.

Your people?
And it's your fault for living near the water. You practically asked for the worm gas station when you chose your location Bart!

[KSM]

I once drove too far away from a highway and ended up in a place that sells worms at the gas station.

When you could've just checked your own ass and found the mother load

[PolkaDot]

When you could've just checked your own ass and found the mother load

Those fish will eat anything!

[KSM]

Ok. That's dark, but not surprising coming from you @KSM. 

Nothing dark about sex jail. They have lights too!

[Bart Ell]

Your people?
And it's your fault for living near the water. You practically asked for the worm gas station when you chose your location Bart!

I chose water that was filled with the corpses of thousands of soldiers and people who tried to swim drugs across the border.

[Bart Ell]

When you could've just checked your own ass and found the mother load

Wrong account!