Tell Bart Anything

[TigerLily]

Chicken soup will surely resolve all symptoms.  Better get a chicken derived booster to be sure.

Well. Look at you being all logical and medical. Color me pleasantly surprised

[Bart Ell]

Apparently I have contracted Covid. I’ll let you know how the ivermectin does.

You are vaccinated so you will be fine... even with that ghetto one shot deal you got.
The squatter paste won't do a thing for your case of covid but it will do a great job with those worms you have living up your asspipe.
We told you to stay away from that discount Thai food but you would not listen.
Thankfully you got your hands on that antiparasitic wonder drug that will clear up your parasite issue.
Did you know they feed it to people illegally crossing the border?
Rabbitholers will tell you it is to fight covid and the fact it was going on for years prior to covid doesn't change their precious little minds at all!

[JUAN]

The University of Florida just released a study showing Benadryl and a particular milk component are very effective in treating the Wuhan.

[GravitySucks]

You are vaccinated so you will be fine... even with that ghetto one shot deal you got.
The squatter paste won't do a thing for your case of covid but it will do a great job with those worms you have living up your asspipe.
We told you to stay away from that discount Thai food but you would not listen.
Thankfully you got your hands on that antiparasitic wonder drug that will clear up your parasite issue.
Did you know they feed it to people illegally crossing the border?
Rabbitholers will tell you it is to fight covid and the fact it was going on for years prior to covid doesn't change their precious little minds at all!

I started feeling better within 5-6 hours after my first dose of ivermectin.  Today I can’t say it’s not like I was never sick, but I’m feeling much better. Went from experiencing pretty significant flu-like symptoms to feeling noticeably better within 6 hours. Tamiflu doesn’t work that fast if you have the actual flu.

I still have my stock of paste in the tube but last month I was able to get the tablet form.

I do know that they feed it to some people crossing the border. But it’s my understanding that it’s only for people applying for political asylum and only if they are from a country on the “we assume you have parasites” list.

That’s actually an indication of how safe this medication is. Don’t take a medical history. Look at a list of countries and if that’s where you’re from, you get ivermectin.   There should be no fear in letting people make their own choice. Taken early ivermectin works.

[Bart Ell]

I started feeling better within 5-6 hours after my first dose of ivermectin.  Today I can’t say it’s not like I was never sick, but I’m feeling much better. Went from experiencing pretty significant flu-like symptoms to feeling noticeably better within 6 hours. Tamiflu doesn’t work that fast if you have the actual flu.

I still have my stock of paste in the tube but last month I was able to get the tablet form.

I do know that they feed it to some people crossing the border. But it’s my understanding that it’s only for people applying for political asylum and only if they are from a country on the “we assume you have parasites” list.

That’s actually an indication of how safe this medication is. Don’t take a medical history. Look at a list of countries and if that’s where you’re from, you get ivermectin.   There should be no fear in letting people make their own choice. Taken early ivermectin works.

Yes.
It made your party hole parasite free.
It is a wonder drug for doing that while giving you that sweet placebo effect for covid.

[GravitySucks]

Yes.
It made your party hole parasite free.
It is a wonder drug for doing that while giving you that sweet placebo effect for covid.

It cracks me up to see you twist into knots to refuse to consider ivermectin as a viable and safe therapeutic for Covid. They know the safety of the medicine. They know why ivermectin is effective in guarding against a serious Covid infection if taken early. Scientists have known ivermectin had an expectation of being a therapeutic for respiratory illnesses for years before Covid was released.

I was going to say it bugs me, but I am, after all, parasite-free.

Chalk it up to placebo effect. I have no problem getting cured by a placebo effect that has proven to be 100% effective in every single person that I know personally that has used it. I was actually going to start taking it on Thursday because I was pretty sure I had contracted it but wanted to make sure I had a positive test result. Within 24 hours of when I first noticed a cough, I started feeling pretty shitty and had bronchitis in one lung. Hardly have a noticeable symptom 24 hours later.  Every single person that I know personally that has taken ivermectin has felt better in 24-48 hours. One person had been trying to kick it for 2 weeks and had been put on oxygen. 2 days later he was off oxygen.

I love me a prescription of placebos. It’s a shame you can’t patent them.

[Bart Ell]

Sugar cubes prevented me from getting cancer!
All my friends took sugar cubes and all of them are cancer free too.
Half of them got the beetus, though.

[TigerLily]

It cracks me up to see you twist into knots to refuse to consider ivermectin as a viable and safe therapeutic for Covid. They know the safety of the medicine. They know why ivermectin is effective in guarding against a serious Covid infection if taken early. Scientists have known ivermectin had an expectation of being a therapeutic for respiratory illnesses for years before Covid was released.

I was going to say it bugs me, but I am, after all, parasite-free.

Chalk it up to placebo effect. I have no problem getting cured by a placebo effect that has proven to be 100% effective in every single person that I know personally that has used it. I was actually going to start taking it on Thursday because I was pretty sure I had contracted it but wanted to make sure I had a positive test result. Within 24 hours of when I first noticed a cough, I started feeling pretty shitty and had bronchitis in one lung. Hardly have a noticeable symptom 24 hours later.  Every single person that I know personally that has taken ivermectin has felt better in 24-48 hours. One person had been trying to kick it for 2 weeks and had been put on oxygen. 2 days later he was off oxygen.

I love me a prescription of placebos. It’s a shame you can’t patent them.

Where is he twisting himself in knots? Ivermectin is for parasites. The Corona Virus is not a parasite. It's a virus. What is wrong with taking the FDA approved preventive and use the cure that saved The Orange One's life?

You've been vaccinated? And not with Round Up or anything weird? Then why am I worrying about you, you big goofball. You could have led with that. You know. "I've been diagnosed with the COVID but I've been vaccinated, so I'm cool".  Breakthroughs can happen but they are usually mild and just treat them like any other cold or flu. All Ivermectin is likely to do is weaken your immune system. Anti-parasitics can do that

[TigerLily]

Sugar cubes prevented me from getting cancer!
All my friends took sugar cubes and all of them are cancer free too.
Half of them got the beetus, though.

Wait. You are using logic. That will never work

[Bart Ell]

Wait. You are using logic. That will never work

I want to be fair to Mr. Sucks.
Being a pioneer is a great thing.
I fully and wholeheartedly congratulate him on his fast recovery.
How is he a pioneer?
Of the two members on here (that I know of) who took the squatter paste after getting covid he is the first to live to tell his tale.
I am sure the other guy just took it wrong.

[Bart Ell]

Where is he twisting himself in knots?

It's a debate technique where you try to make the other person seem unhinged.
It is supposed to make you the calm one...
As long as the other person ignores your need to resort to using anecdotal evidence.

[Walks_At_Night]

I started feeling better within 5-6 hours after my first dose of ivermectin.  Today I can’t say it’s not like I was never sick, but I’m feeling much better. Went from experiencing pretty significant flu-like symptoms to feeling noticeably better within 6 hours. Tamiflu doesn’t work that fast if you have the actual flu.

I still have my stock of paste in the tube but last month I was able to get the tablet form.

I do know that they feed it to some people crossing the border. But it’s my understanding that it’s only for people applying for political asylum and only if they are from a country on the “we assume you have parasites” list.

That’s actually an indication of how safe this medication is. Don’t take a medical history. Look at a list of countries and if that’s where you’re from, you get ivermectin.   There should be no fear in letting people make their own choice. Taken early ivermectin works.

Good deal. 

[JUAN]

Sometimes rather odd medicines work on viruses.  I got one after cutting myself on rocks on the bank of a river.  I was finally cured by huge prescription level doses of Tagamet which is usually an antacid.  I learned the drug is given for viruses of several kinds.

[Bart Ell]

Sometimes rather odd medicines work on viruses.  I got one after cutting myself on rocks on the bank of a river.  I was finally cured by huge prescription level doses of Tagamet which is usually an antacid.  I learned the drug is given for viruses of several kinds.

Great! Now all it takes is for the company who makes Tagamet to tell people it has no effect on covid and for a huge clinical trial to say Tagamet has no effect on covid for the rabbitholers to insist Tagamet is the next covid miracle drug.

Merck - Yeah, mectin does shit for covid.
Rabbitholers - Squatter Paste Big Farma Lies!

[GravitySucks]

Sugar cubes prevented me from getting cancer!
All my friends took sugar cubes and all of them are cancer free too.
Half of them got the beetus, though.

False equivalence.

It might be more appropriate if you had said:

Sugar cubes cured me of cancer!
All of my friends that had cancer and took the recommended number of sugar cubes are now cancer free too.

Half of them got cavities though. A small price to pay to keep from taking experimental cancer vaccines and life threatening chemotherapy and radiation.


That would be a better comparison.

Fuck Dr Mary and her damned monkey.