Tell Bart Anything

[TigerLily]

Well, I am more along the lines of Amazon stature so anyone under 5'6" feels pretty "petite" to me. A longtime friend of mine jokes that my inseam is at least a foot longer than hers. But no, this woman was solidly under 4'. @TigerLily

No problem then. I may be tiny but I'm fierce. I feel so out of fashion. Eveyone used to like five foot two, eyes of blue and 34D. Now if you're not Amazonian with a Kardashian ass you're literally overlooked. That's ok. I'm a specialty item

[PolkaDot]

Honeybuns can be midgets, too, midget.

Easy Stretch. I prefer dwarf, or underling. Nope, lying- I hate both of those.

[PolkaDot]

No problem then. I may be tiny but I'm fierce. I feel so out of fashion. Eveyone used to like five foot two, eyes of blue and 34D. Now if you're not Amazonian with a Kardashian ass you're literally overlooked. That's ok. I'm a specialty item

There's always something for everyone. I'm not sure your cast will work- men don't really understand how bra sizes work.
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[KSM]

A garage in WA state is sloped for water drain purposes.

THAT WHAT FUCKING ROOFS ARE FOR!! TO KEEP, THE RAIN WATER, OUT OF THE GARAGE!!!!!!   So now I spend 3k plus to level it out - or literally build a deck in my garage for my gym. Can't do SQUATS ON A HILL, BART!!  Fucking idiots!  Snowed 8" today and they can't drive in it so the whole town will be shut down tomorrow.  I am the only one with snow shovels on my street. My drive and walk are pristine.  Even shoveled the sidewalk width of my house.

PS.. left the shovels out near the street for others to use and nobody took welcome advantage.

Other than that I love it here.    pretty much..

[Bart Ell]

A garage in WA state is sloped for water drain purposes.

THAT WHAT FUCKING ROOFS ARE FOR!! TO KEEP, THE RAIN WATER, OUT OF THE GARAGE!!!!!!   So now I spend 3k plus to level it out - or literally build a deck in my garage for my gym. Can't do SQUATS ON A HILL, BART!!  Fucking idiots!  Snowed 8" today and they can't drive in it so the whole town will be shut down tomorrow.  I am the only one with snow shovels on my street. My drive and walk are pristine.  Even shoveled the sidewalk width of my house.

PS.. left the shovels out near the street for others to use and nobody took welcome advantage.

Other than that I love it here.    pretty much..

Give it 2 more weeks and you will be planning the murder of each and every one of those shovelless assholes.

[Walks_At_Night]

A garage in WA state is sloped for water drain purposes.

THAT WHAT FUCKING ROOFS ARE FOR!! TO KEEP, THE RAIN WATER, OUT OF THE GARAGE!!!!!!   So now I spend 3k plus to level it out - or literally build a deck in my garage for my gym. Can't do SQUATS ON A HILL, BART!!  Fucking idiots!  Snowed 8" today and they can't drive in it so the whole town will be shut down tomorrow.  I am the only one with snow shovels on my street. My drive and walk are pristine.  Even shoveled the sidewalk width of my house.

PS.. left the shovels out near the street for others to use and nobody took welcome advantage.

Other than that I love it here.    pretty much..

He He. So it begins.  I love when it snows here - it gets pretty awesome:
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If you leave your floor alone you can wash your rig in there.
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[Bart Ell]

men don't really understand how bra sizes work.

You got your A cup...

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[ItsOver]

He He. So it begins.  I love when it snows here - it gets pretty awesome:
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Ah, just another fine Winter day.

[KSM]

If you leave your floor alone you can wash your rig in there.
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What's with the bionic leg?

[TigerLily]

Give it 2 more weeks and you will be planning the murder of each and every one of those shovelless assholes.

I have a feeling @KSM  isnt going to appreciate neighbors. Unless he can get them lined up and doing drills

[KSM]

I have a feeling @KSM  isnt going to appreciate neighbors. Unless he can get them lined up and doing drills

I am really going to put in the effort to be a great neighbour. I was before, at the river place, but not in town.  Everybody's yards are in pristine condition as are their houses coz everything is brand new. She has already knocked on doors and introduced herself when someone new moves in. Me? I feel like Jack Nicholson as the joker..  hopefully I can turn it around with the new leaf.
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Give it 2 more weeks and you will be planning the murder of each and every one of those shovelless assholes.

I'll tell what is boiling my blood.  I have found a conservative talk station that I enjoy on weekdays but in the commercial breaks the Kars For Kids song is constant!  Have you ever heard it?  Price I pay for listening to right wing propaganda. ?

[TigerLily]

I am really going to put in the effort to be a great neighbour. I was before, at the river place, but not in town.  Everybody's yards are in pristine condition as are their houses coz everything is brand new. She has already knocked on doors and introduced herself when someone new moves in. Me? I feel like Jack Nicholson as the joker..  hopefully I can turn it around with the new leaf.
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I'll tell what is boiling my blood.  I have found a conservative talk station that I enjoy on weekdays but in the commercial breaks the Kars For Kids song is constant!  Have you ever heard it?  Price I pay for listening to right wing propaganda. ?

Listen to propaganda you already agree with. Turbo brainwashing. I will say no more

[KSM]

Listen to propaganda you already agree with. Turbo brainwashing. I will say no more

It's good stuff. Refreshing.

You can be as annoying as that kids kars song. You know what?

[TigerLily]

It's good stuff. Refreshing.

You can be as annoying as that kids kars song. You know what?

I'm sure your wife says that to you nightly

[KSM]

I'm sure your wife says that to you nightly

Yup. After the screams of ecstasy subside. Yup.