Answer: My hands are often referred to as "Canned Hams"
Hahaha I'll take that as a, Tell!
Pretty much what it says
I'll start with an Ask.
@DynamoHum I have always wanted to ask you (being that you are an Englishwoman) if you have a particular/better Yorkshire Pudding recipe that you may want to share with the rest of us. Can't have a roast beast dinner without 'Yorkies' :)
NOTE: Please do not Tell or Ask Bart anything here but rather let him sink to your level and just be normal while he asks or tells one of You, anything!
@PolkaDot Here's an ask@KSM32
What are your thoughts on the outfit pictured? I wear this when I go out, Alone! Sheeee will not leave the house with me when I'm dressed like that. The pants are stretchy like a spandex pant with zipper and all. They're fucking pants! I love the jacket and I take it off once settled in whatever surrounding I take myself to.
It looks even BETTER on Me if you can believe that!!?
Ahh ok I thought that maybe a little thinking outside the socially accepted box might be appreciated. Each their own I guess.
@KSM32 don’t you know to never wear two plaids? Get stripes to go with the jacket or pants.You're right @juan but I figured that wearing three together would be some kind of breakthrough!
I think you could induce an epileptic fit in some people with all the lines in that outfit. Not to mention being a fire hazard in spandex.So that's not all bad..
I like the jacket, but the rest needs to be more ... calm.
Here's an ask
What are your thoughts on the outfit pictured?
I DIDN'T KNOW GORD DOWNIE HAD A CLOTHING LINE.LOl you're wearing a fucking flight suit in your avatar!
It may be what killed him.
LOl you're wearing a fucking flight suit in your avatar!
I am dressed to fuck.DON'T TELL ME WHAT THE POETS ARE DOING! @Bart Ell
You are dressed to write bad poetry and sip overpriced tea.
If anybody would like to actually use my thread as intended please feel free to do so!
Shheeeshush! Tough crowd!
DON'T TELL ME WHAT THE POETS ARE DOING! @Bart Ell
KSM32, what is your favorite color and why?
KSM32, what is your favorite color and why?Based on the above I’m going with ALL the colors.
Judging by his wardrobe choices... ALL AT ONCE!Jinx!
KSM32, what is your favorite color and why?Honestly it changes all the time. Yours?
Judging by his wardrobe choices... ALL AT ONCE!LMFAO!!!
Honestly it changes all the time. Yours?
LMFAO!!!
I HAVE TO GO NOW!
If anybody would like to actually use my thread as intended please feel free to do so!Don’t tell me what to do.
I am dressed to fuck.
You are dressed to write bad poetry and sip overpriced tea.
@PolkaDot Here's an ask
What are your thoughts on the outfit pictured? I wear this when I go out, Alone! Sheeee will not leave the house with me when I'm dressed like that. The pants are stretchy like a spandex pant with zipper and all. They're fucking pants! I love the jacket and I take it off once settled in whatever surrounding I take myself to.
It looks even BETTER on Me if you can believe that!!?
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Based on the above I’m going with ALL the colors.
@GravitySucks
have you ever owned a tractor? A riding mower doesn't count. I'm talkin real farm stuff.
Little MitsubishiNice! thank you. I figured you for a ball cap guy too.
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Enough about my clothes.
@ShayP & juan
Any tattoos? Either of you..
@juan Where did you get the pic of the chick with big tits?The internet is a wonderful thing. Search hello kitty ar-15
@KSM32 Yes.@ShayP I must say that I'm a little surprised. Perhaps the Mr. Rogers has me thinking you're a proper boy scout. I don't have any and I'm the crazy arshole. Please don't say it's on your ankle.
@KSM32 Do you wear a "Shock doctor nano 3D" mouthguard when you go out wearing that amazing outfit?Are you suggesting someone would want to punch me in the mouth for the way I dress and not the way I am? I think I take offense to that. I think ??? @FISH
@ShayP I must say that I'm a little surprised. Perhaps the Mr. Rogers has me thinking you're a proper boy scout. I don't have any and I'm the crazy arshole. Please don't say it's on your ankle.
Nearly half of my life I've been a royal bastard with a propensity towards violence.oh yes :)
LOL! @KSM32 No. No tattoo on my ankle. Both shoulders. Not a boy scout either but my upbringing instilled most of the principle values of Mister Rogers in me. I appreciate him 'til this day. Nearly half of my life I've been a royal bastard with a propensity towards violence. Too old for that shit now. ;) (*no, I've never killed anybody in case you are wondering.) ;D
oh yes :)
@ShayP I've never felt so close to you in all my forum life! Even more than when you were prepping me for cooking and eating - massaging my meat n all. Oh man I was gonna be soooo good! MMmmm
That would have been nice to know before I tried to hold your hand at the air and space museum.
@GravitySucks LOL! I tend to be shy when it comes to breaking the ice. Plus I never got my kiss at the Metro station. I mean, there is a sign!
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@KSM I still think of all the succulent juices. All that rich gravy on my biscuit.you boys!
Good morning, Inquiring Minds :)
@anniem . What are those critters with the stick arms called? I love them. They always make me laugh
Can you post one of your favorites, please?
@TigerLily they are called "Doodles".
This is my favorite.
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... Nearly half of my life I've been a royal bastard with a propensity towards violence...
@FISH What's with the name? Do you actually have fish or perhaps you're a Pisces? Or both!
@KSM32 Is your avi a white moose? Did you take the picture? Is there a First Nation myth about white moose like there is about white buffalos? What's the plural for moose? Am I supposed to do a separate post for each question?
@KSM32 Is your avi a white moose? Did you take the picture? Is there a First Nation myth about white moose like there is about white buffalos? What's the plural for moose? Am I supposed to do a separate post for each question?@TigerLily
Oh man, no one ever wants to fight me. I usually can't even get panhandled@PB why is that, are you a really mean looking guy? You seem nice enough in here although according to @TigerLily you are completely void of a sense of humor :-\
@ShayP I must say that I'm a little surprised. Perhaps the Mr. Rogers has me thinking you're a proper boy scout. I don't have any and I'm the crazy arshole. Please don't say it's on your ankle.I am worried for you if you are wearing that outfit outside. A stranger may try to punch you in the head. Previous studies have theorized that mouthguards can reduce concussion risk.
Are you suggesting someone would want to punch me in the mouth for the way I dress and not the way I am? I think I take offense to that. I think ??? @FISH
@FISH What's with the name? Do you actually have fish or perhaps you're a Pisces? Or both!Why FISH? Why not? My favorite meal is Fish & Chips. I am not a Pisces ::)
@TigerLily they are called "Doodles".
This is my favorite.
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I am worried for you if you are wearing that outfit outside. A stranger may try to punch you in the head. Previous studies have theorized that mouthguards can reduce concussion risk.if somebody wants to Try (lol) and punch me let them, try! I need my mouth unfettered in order to spout my hate and disdain for so many things and "people"
Why FISH? Why not? My favorite meal is Fish & Chips. I am not a Pisces ::)Huh so you're actually mean to fish. Thanks for answering.
Why a blue rose? I am as rare as a blue rose or I enjoyed watching Twin Peaks.
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@PB why is that, are you a really mean looking guy? You seem nice enough in here although according to @TigerLily you are completely void of a sense of humor :-\
Game Face.I Love it! Ain't it amazing to watch their body language change as they realize they might as well suck a stone just by looking at you.
I don't appear my usual friendly self when I'm in an iffy area, or undesirables are heading my way. Attitude says go bother somebody else.
Ever dance like Stanley, @KSM32 ?Only when I'm trying to wiggle off the cross as they crucify me.
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I Love it! Ain't it amazing to watch their body language change as they realize they might as well suck a stone just by looking at you.
One line I've been using for years now is: "TONS!" I digress. I can only respond with that when asked "Hey buddy, got any spare change?" I say TONS like I've got so much that I don't know what to do with it. And you keep walking as you say it with a smile. if you're with your wife you get some crap when you gat back to the car but who cares. It's so satisfying. :) @PB
I Love it! Ain't it amazing to watch their body language change as they realize they might as well suck a stone just by looking at you.No sense being cruel. You might mess with the wrong person who has a group of friends.
One line I've been using for years now is: "TONS!" I digress. I can only respond with that when asked "Hey buddy, got any spare change?" I say TONS like I've got so much that I don't know what to do with it. And you keep walking as you say it with a smile. if you're with your wife you get some crap when you gat back to the car but who cares. It's so satisfying. :) @PB
No sense being cruel. You might mess with the wrong person who has a group of friends.It has nothing to do with being cruel for the sake of just.. Being cruel! Respectfully - you're missing the point. And if the guy has friends? Let them start a landscaping company, get off their asses.
It has nothing to do with being cruel for the sake of just.. Being cruel! Respectfully - you're missing the point. And if the guy has friends? Let them start a landscaping company, get off their asses.KSM, it is cruel to tease someone by saying you have tons of something they have been reduced to begging you for. When people are teased, sometimes they get mean or retaliate.
KSM, it is cruel to tease someone by saying you have tons of something they have been reduced to begging you for. When people are teased, sometimes they get mean or retaliate.@Sofia
If I asked someone for spare change and they said they had plenty but did not offer any, and if I was a young man on amphetamines, with a gang of buddies, in the height of my youthful testosterone days, God only knows what could happen to the person teasing me. There are people out there who practically kill for less. Why give them a motive.
… I put my hazard lights on got out of my truck and unwrapped the burger a little as I walked towards him where I threw it at him as hard as I could so that the slightly unwrapped burger would be destroyed upon making contact. He was now wearing it when he could have just got off his fucking ass for eight seconds to come get it...
In recent years, too many people think these people are simply down on their luck, and have enabled this. You can see how well that's working. It has become a lifestyle.
In recent years, too many people think these people are simply down on their luck, and have enabled this. You can see how well that's working. It has become a lifestyle. That after a certain amount of time they become addicted, sometimes mentally ill, sick and diseased is their fault. Any tolerance I had for it is long gone.
@SofiaIf he got up, it might have aggravated his thirst. And with renewed thirst, that burger wouldn't go down very well. He also might have had a leg injury.
Let them Try and retaliate. I'm more than up for it.
Listen, these are not your fathers homeless/beggars, these are verbose and sometimes aggressive Assholes who actually feel they are owed something from me because I'm.. functioning? Wearing clean clothes and able to buy something for myself? What is it? And what if they're doing their "begging" outside a liquor store, what say you then?
Two Sundays ago my wife and I were downtown and she was going to run in to a coffee shop to get us something hot to drink for our hike. Two guys who were together split up in order to hit her up for change at two separate points in her roughly 80-90 ft walk to the coffee shop. They have a system - it's thought out - it's strategic! They're looooooserrrrrrs. She told them that she saw what they did and preoceeded to tell them to "get a life" and in case you're wondering she could've dropped either one of them should they get overly aggressive or physical with her.
2014. June. I had just finished a job and was walking into a close by bank to make a deposit. there was a guy sitting on the cement near the door with a sign. I can't remember what it said but I really felt for the guy for some reason. On the way out I told him I was going through a Wendy's drive thru for a burger and asked him if he wanted one, of course he nodded his head and muttered yes. Not yes please - but no big deal. When I drove back I pulled up as close to the curb and motioned for him to come grab the bag (A big Dave's classic Tripple W cheese) HE! starts motioning to me to park and hand deliver it TO HIM! Really?? we were no less than 25 ft apart...
..I put my hazard lights on got out of my truck and unwrapped the burger a little as I walked towards him where I threw it at him as hard as I could so that the slightly unwrapped burger would be destroyed upon making contact. He was now wearing it when he could have just got off his fucking ass for eight seconds to come get it. Read that last part again please. HE COULD NOT BE BOTHERED TO GET OFF HISS ASS.
You work sometimes two jobs! Howe can you not see my point or at least be willing to meet half way on this?
@juan You're a musician, this I know. At times you have posted certain things that almost seem like you have a small hatred for the guitar. I don't want to put words in your mouth so correct me if I'm wrong. But my question is this; Do you Have a guitar?? even if it's just packed in a case at the back of a closet and you haven't taken it out in years.@KSM32 , when I moved into a smaller place a few years ago, I got rid of my regular guitar. I was not any good on it anyway. I do have a Breedlove acoustic bass guitar though I rarely get to play it.
@KSM32 I do have a Breedlove acoustic bass guitarI've wanted one for years. An acoustic bass but never got around to picking one up. Beautiful things
Hey @Covid-Guy Fuck You! Eat our asses!!! I hope you get banned!
@anniem Could a blanket made of ham, and mac n cheese be considered as comfort food?
Yeah, what @KSM32 said! Eat it!YES!
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YES!
@Chimp_Covfefe And let's extend that to Mocha Joe! Fuck You!! @Mocha_Joe
@ShayP
I'll be 'doing' a duck breast stove top on Saturday night. Any suggestions? My last one was a tad rubbery although it was my first. Scored it - started it cold fat down and slowly raised the heat for the lake of fat but from there I'm just throwing shit at a wall hoping it sticks. Need some pointers and I'll want to dress it up a bit. Perhaps a blueberry red wine reDUCKtion? I use one on double -cut chops and it's wonderful.
@KSM32 Seems like you started the process correctly. Did you gradually increase the heat until the skin is crispy? Once crispy, turn it over and cook until med-rare. Just a few minutes after you flip it. Set it aside and let it rest. I like the blueberry and wine reduction idea. You can make a gastrique. After you remove the duck, drain the fat, deglaze the pan with wine, add the fruit (blueberries, cherries are good too), and some sugar. It will stiffen up but keep it low and it will melt. Keep stirring. A splash of vinegar is helpful too. Bring it to where it's all incorporated and it starts to foam. Don't burn it. Remove from heat and top the sliced duck with it. Also, instead of all that, you could dice some pancetta (or regular bacon), crisp it in the pan and add a splash of apple cider vinegar and some sugar or fruits. Balsamic vinegar works too.
I'm just rattling some stuff off. I think you're on the right track and you know food. ;)
What are your side dishes? ...or dish.
I love it! Thanks! Yes, I do raise the heat slowly and season with Sea-salt, pepper and white pepper. But from there like I said I'm lost. You've given me some food for thought - much appreciated! I like the cider vinegar and fruits! Mmm
What a great thread I made :)
Hey @Covid-Guy Fuck You! Eat our asses!!! I hope you get banned!@KSM32 There are two Chimp Covfefe accounts, only difference is one has an extra space. They have the same picture. I don't know if it's the same person.
person.
@KSM32 There are two Chimp Covfefe accounts, only difference is one has an extra space. They have the same picture. I don't know if it's the same person.@Sofia
@GravitySucks
I want to run a really, reeeaaally long extension cord out to the pacific ocean, plug my toaster in and throw it in to kill all the fish. I suspect this won't work. Do I just need a bigger toaster or what if I throw my oven in, 220 rather than 110. ?
you're obligated to answer
This is precisely why the powers that be decided Canada no longer could be trusted with nuclear weapons.First part gave me an out loud chuckle. Second part is why you're sitting alone in the woods waiting for me to drink coffee with you. Orrr you could do the math and easily see how the Stanley deck is stacked against the Canada. And let us not forget that "American" teams are flooded with CANADIAN players whereas "Canadian" teams are not. Canadian players, not unlike Canadian snipers are the best in the world.
Or the Stanley Cup.
First part gave me an out loud chuckle. Second part is why you're sitting alone in the woods waiting for me to drink coffee with you. Orrr you could do the math and easily see how the Stanley deck is stacked against the Canada. And let us not forget that "American" teams are flooded with CANADIAN players whereas "Canadian" teams are not. Canadian players, not unlike Canadian snipers are the best in the world.
Go PENS! eventually at some point in time ?
Seriously, I really thought you were going to answer my question.
First part gave me an out loud chuckle. Second part is why you're sitting alone in the woods waiting for me to drink coffee with you. Orrr you could do the math and easily see how the Stanley deck is stacked against the Canada. And let us not forget that "American" teams are flooded with CANADIAN players whereas "Canadian" teams are not. Canadian players, not unlike Canadian snipers are the best in the world.
Go PENS! eventually at some point in time ?
Seriously, I really thought you were going to answer my question.
You can’t run 110 or 220 very far on a standard or even heavy duty extension cord very far. I’m not going to try and explain the physics but the electrical wires running down a highway on the poles are very high voltage and then there is a step down transformer near the end user. The line coming into my pole is about 16kv if I remember correctly. You would need a conductor about the size of a culvert to carry 110 about a mile.Crank telephone.
You would be better off getting a boat with a generator and anchoring above a fishing spot. I recommend a 4 slice toaster.
Crank telephone.@juan
@juan
I have this old phone (one of many) this one is about 6 ft from my bar. I'm the worst electrician in the world but apparently, according to my dad I could run a wire along the edge of the bar to give someone a zap should they be in leaning against.
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This is for anyone to answer.
All of my gigs for the rest of my life have now been canceled. I need to do something to make money, so I’m thinking of getting into woo peddling. I’ve looked over the field, and it looks crowded. Can anyone think of a segment of the woo industry that is underserved? As I am not allowed to go to the beauty parlor for a haircut, I am beginning to get a bit of a @DaveScottSOR / Sandsquatch look if that helps.
@juan Possessed musical instruments and the overall effect of the paranormal in music.
This is for anyone to answer.
All of my gigs for the rest of my life have now been canceled. I need to do something to make money, so I’m thinking of getting into woo peddling. I’ve looked over the field, and it looks crowded. Can anyone think of a segment of the woo industry that is underserved? As I am not allowed to go to the beauty parlor for a haircut, I am beginning to get a bit of a @DaveScottSOR / Sandsquatch look if that helps.
This is for anyone to answer.
All of my gigs for the rest of my life have now been canceled. I need to do something to make money, so I’m thinking of getting into woo peddling. I’ve looked over the field, and it looks crowded. Can anyone think of a segment of the woo industry that is underserved? As I am not allowed to go to the beauty parlor for a haircut, I am beginning to get a bit of a @DaveScottSOR / Sandsquatch look if that helps.
This is for anyone to answer.
All of my gigs for the rest of my life have now been canceled. I need to do something to make money, so I’m thinking of getting into woo peddling. I’ve looked over the field, and it looks crowded. Can anyone think of a segment of the woo industry that is underserved? As I am not allowed to go to the beauty parlor for a haircut, I am beginning to get a bit of a @DaveScottSOR / Sandsquatch look if that helps.
This is for anyone to answer.None of the current shows on the topic (that I listen to) take calls. I say start an open lines show with no guests just your listeners. They at least are real unlike ghosts, goblins, aliens and bigfoot.
All of my gigs for the rest of my life have now been canceled. I need to do something to make money, so I’m thinking of getting into woo peddling. I’ve looked over the field, and it looks crowded. Can anyone think of a segment of the woo industry that is underserved? As I am not allowed to go to the beauty parlor for a haircut, I am beginning to get a bit of a @DaveScottSOR / Sandsquatch look if that helps.
None of the current shows on the topic (that I listen to) take calls. I say start an open lines show with no guests just your listeners. They at least are real unlike ghosts, goblins, aliens and bigfoot.
Unlike ghosts, goblins, aliens and bigfoot, callers are usually boring and stupid::) Only the skype ones. And good luck getting of the aforementioned ghouls to call in.
callers are usually boring and stupid
::) Only the skype ones. And good luck getting of the aforementioned ghouls to call in.
Yes.
1% of the calls Art got were listenable.
That's why people bring up the same 10 calls (out of thousands he took) to try and make the point for open lines.
99% Lamone, 1% Area 51 pilot or tarts who like Art.
Yes.
1% of the calls Art got were listenable.
That's why people bring up the same 10 calls (out of thousands he took) to try and make the point for open lines...
Hello Art? It's Andy.I had a dark matter or MITD show on over the weekend and Art lit up when "JAZZ" called in, even said "Hey buddy"
#Fuckmunda
Yes.I'm gonna start my own caller driven broadcast and it's going to be GREAT! Even if nobody calls at first I can carry it on my own no problem at all!! I'll ramble on just like I do in here and people will want to listen just to hear ME! Smart as a whip and fucking hilarious!!
1% of the calls Art got were listenable.
That's why people bring up the same 10 calls (out of thousands he took) to try and make the point for open lines.
99% Lamone, 1% Area 51 pilot or tarts who like Art.
I'm gonna start my own caller driven broadcast and it's going to be GREAT! Even if nobody calls at first I can carry it on my own no problem at all!! I'll ramble on just like I do in here and people will want to listen just to hear ME! Smart as a whip and fucking hilarious!!@KSM32 I'll co-host.
MY FUCKING SHOW!!! <--There's the name of it right there!!! Right of the top of my pointy-puffy-hair-head.
@KSM32 I'll co-host.
It's all fun and games until I offer access to the KONR2 stream and Mr Wonderful poops his pants.And I'll have the best seat in the house. 8) @KSM32 I suggest you get proactive, boy.
It's all fun and games until I offer access to the KONR2 stream and Mr Wonderful poops his pants.'O ye, of little faith:
'O ye, of little faith:
Mr. Wonderful is without a filter. Like Sal but smarter! Much smarter!
Mr. Wonderful has stood on stage and told over 5000 people at once that they all looked like they lived extremely sedentary lifestyles.
Mr. Wonderful has refused to shake Dwight Yoakam's extended hand. Left 'em high n dry!
Mr. Wonderful has been personally told to "Fuck Off" by Steven Page - Barenaked Ladies
Mr. Wonderful has been personally told to "Fuck Off" by Biff Naked - Biff Naked
Mr. Wonderful has been personally asked to "Leave my table, please" - Morgan Freeman
Mr. Wonderful fought AND beat Frank C. Starr in a fight - Singer, The Four Horseman
Mr. Wonderful CUT IN LINE directly ahead of Vince Neil (Mötley Crüe) in line to get a drink in a bar where nobody knew who he was. EXCEPT ME! 2002
Are you an autograph hound?@PB ;D No. I'm an irritation hound. You haven't lived until you've snubbed a famous person :) In my list above I forgot to add that Charlize Theron stopped a scene and personally asked ME to get out of her "Eyeline"
... No. I'm an irritation hound. You haven't lived until you've snubbed a famous person...
@ShayP
Ait, the duck breast was incredible. Pretty sure it was a complete fluke.
Carefully scored the fat cap as not to cut into the meat.
Seasoned generously with pepper, fine sea salt. I also sort of cheated by rubbing it with an already mixed Korean style seasoning. Did the room temp pan method (slowly raised the heat) until the lake of water and fat was released leaving a beautifully golden crisp skin. Flipped it and quickly seared the other side in it's own juices for one minute - finished it in the oven at 300 for four more minutes - let it rest, drizzle a little balsamic reduction over it. Served it with some small roasted carrots and brown basmati cooked in a chicken stock. It was the tastiest most delectable meal I've had in months :o
Made my wife a fuckin' ham sandwich. Don't like duck? Baby that's whatcha git! HAM AND BREAD! - Fast forward->> Looks like I'll be panhandling down on the corner by the 8th Ave liquor store and sneaking into my shed at night for shelter.
Mr. Wonderful has stood on stage and told over 5000 people at once that they all looked like they lived extremely sedentary lifestyles.
@KSM32 I'll co-host.I can't wait for this.
It's all fun and games until I offer access to the KONR2 stream and Mr Wonderful poops his pants.It is well known that someone is pooping their pants as we
It is well known that someone is pooping their pants as wespeaktype our comments.
I had Bono stop in the middle of a show and tell me to shut the fuck up.Now that's a huge feather in your cap.
I can't wait for this.It doesn't exist and that bowl o' fruit calling himself JayGab is a ruuuiiiiner of things and would surely sabotage the non existing event.
Now that's a huge feather in your cap.
If you ever feel like sharing with the group, please do! Sounds good!...
Oakland Coliseum, outdoor stadium where the A's and Raiders play(ed)
We were on the field, up near the very front, standing crowd packed in all around us. Bono was yapping about farmers, poor Africans, and who knows what all else. The crowd was buzzing, noisy, yet somehow quieted down the instant before I yelled out ''shut up and play''. He was probably 25-30 feet away from me, came running over the front of the stage to within maybe 15 feet, pointed at me, and said ''no, you shut the fuck up''. Lol.
Oakland Coliseum, outdoor stadium where the A's and Raiders play(ed)Fantastic! I wonder how much money his white guilt could raise should he sell off a castle or two.
We were on the field, up near the very front, standing crowd packed in all around us. Bono was yapping about farmers, poor Africans, and who knows what all else. The crowd was buzzing, noisy, yet somehow quieted down the instant before I yelled out ''shut up and play''. He was probably 25-30 feet away from me, came running over the front of the stage to within maybe 15 feet, pointed at me, and said ''no, you shut the fuck up''. Lol.
Oakland Coliseum, outdoor stadium where the A's and Raiders play(ed)
We were on the field, up near the very front, standing crowd packed in all around us. Bono was yapping about farmers, poor Africans, and who knows what all else. The crowd was buzzing, noisy, yet somehow quieted down the instant before I yelled out ''shut up and play''. He was probably 25-30 feet away from me, came running over the front of the stage to within maybe 15 feet, pointed at me, and said ''no, you shut the fuck up''. Lol.
@Walks_At_Night
I am now about to go for a Hot~Tub~At~Night Shit, know what, I forgot my own joke.. ::) but I'm a big boy and I'll take my lumps and post this anyway.
@Walks_At_Night
I am now about to go for a Hot~Tub~At~Night Shit, know what, I forgot my own joke.. ::) but I'm a big boy and I'll take my lumps and post this anyway.
I just put in a 15 hour work day. Seems to me you like you have too much time on your hands. Can't you find an "essential" gig somewhere?Sorry dad. But that was about what I expected. +1 ;D
@KSM32 Was Tom Selleck your favorite actor on Y&tR?No. He was never on the show and if he was he wasn't memorable at all. You ever had a beautiful woman "Queen" you?
No. He was never on the show and if he was he wasn't memorable at all. You ever had a beautiful woman "Queen" you?
I’ve never watched it but evidently he played a character named Jed Andrews.HOLY CRAP - you're right!!! He was great on Boston Legal.
HOLY CRAP - you're right!!! He was great on Boston Legal.
I was watching Quigley Down Under tonight and googled to see which other shows he had been on.You're right 9.3 times of 10. But there's only a 78% chance of that. Pretty good, still. puts you at 8.2 of 10 consistently.
Reminder: I am always right. Sometimes misunderstood, but always right.
I was watching Quigley Down Under tonight and googled to see which other shows he had been on.One time I was right and you not so much. But only once. Something about grammar or vocabulary.
Reminder: I am always right. Sometimes misunderstood, but always right.
One time I was right and you not so much. But only once. Something about grammar or vocabulary.Gravity sometimes forgets to start a sentence with a Capitol letter. I've wanted to say that for some time now. Lookin' at you @GravitySucks
@sean92008 Hey FartBox can we hear some of your wonderful music? The single coil shit you speak of.
...silence.. ShhhhhhhEh, brain fart. Silent but deadly!
Gravity sometimes forgets to start a sentence with a Capitol letter. I've wanted to say that for some time now. Lookin' at you @GravitySucks
Gilmour is great! Better than great!
Did I say I was a Stratboi? I can't stand Mark Knoffler (yet, I do love David Gilmour).
Gilmour is great! Better than great!
..Now! Explain your hostility for Knoffler!?! I legitimately want to beat you up now. @sean92008
I dunno, I just get a depressing vibe from Dire Straights/Notting Hillbillies stuff. His Princess Bride track didn't help. I liked the drummer, Terry,Ok, unfortunately there is not a lot for me to argue about there. I love knoffler's playing and I can never get enough of Sultans even though it's overplayed on "Classic Rock" stations.goodgreat guy.
It's not the same depressing vibe I got from Allan Holdsworth (RIP) either. Holdsworth just made me feel like I should take up knitting. The guy was a monster player. I did feel bad for AH in his latter years although his choice of a hot Asian chickporn modelprostitutemanager made it abundantly clear he didn't know how to manage money... or didn't care.
Ok, unfortunately there is not a lot for me to argue about there. I love knoffler's playing and I can never get enough of Sultans even though it's overplayed on "Classic Rock" stations.
Is it possible that the thing about Dire Straits that gets you down is Mark's voice? it is a little.. lifeless to be kind. Not a lot going on there.
@KSM32 am I doing it right?
https://twitter.com/klara_sjo/status/1257762768532504579
@KSM32 am I doing it right?The medicine ball guy would be one annoying asshole to be around. Those guys are in every gym that's why my gym is at home. Only one goofball permitted - me! The heavy bag guy saves it all with the humping. What I can't figure out is the chick annoyed at the ball guy or the bag guy? And then she gets clipped!
https://twitter.com/klara_sjo/status/1257762768532504579
Hi @FISH I think Saturday would be a good day for you to have pasta. Sunday is a very bad day for pasta. That is all.
@KSM32 Do you allow children in your neighborhood the joy of buying ice cream from a truck vendor?@juan
@Spookcat @anniem
Pictured is an Airbnb inquiry from someone expressing some concern about Vera. Can you believe the audacity of this chick?
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@Spookcat @anniem
Pictured is an Airbnb inquiry from someone expressing some concern about Vera. Can you believe the audacity of this chick?
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Thank you dear @Chimp Covfefe for looking out for me.
I WILL SLAP MY SELFSeminSILLY IF I EAT PASTA ON A SUNDAY.
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This guy’s asking questions @KSM32. Don’t let this punk dismantle you’re Rockstar status@Ghost BEP
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https://twitter.com/bartellproducer/status/1265125239739936770 (https://twitter.com/bartellproducer/status/1265125239739936770)
@Ghost BEP
My problem with Dahmer was that he started with small helpless animals rather than allowing his sickness to simmer within until rype slaughtering age. And although it may be the norm to start out like he did torturing and killing small helpless animals like a coward, it is NOT the rule! I feel much better about the way I do things.
I will give you this, I thought the meat grinder was an excellent idea.Don't cut yourself short. You give me so much more than meat grinder kudos. You give me sick love. And that @Ghost BEP is worth its weight in earwax.
I will give you this, I thought the meat grinder was an excellent idea.WHAT THE FAWK? Why don't you just hug the fkn guy! Ya know, like on yer knees! @Ghost BEP
Yeah, BUM bro's ::) @KSM32
We're Bro's :)
Don't cut yourself short. You give me so much more than meat grinder kudos. You give me sick love. And that @Ghost BEP is worth its weight in earwax.
We're Bro's :)
WHAT THE FAWK? Why don't you just hug the fkn guy! Ya know, like on yer knees! @Ghost BEP
Yeah, BUM bro's ::) @KSM32
BEP and kSEmmet in a big bowl o' anus soup!
You and I both know I like fried chicken.
@KSM32 As someone who has teeth scars from a large dog bite, I can understand. However, this person obviously just lives under a rock and just doesn't know about the great Vera. Or else your complaints about her lawn habits have preceded her good looks and reputation.I thought Vera was the wife. What's the wife's name?
I thought Vera was the wife. What's the wife's name?LOL fuck are you ever a moron. Comical
@GravitySucks
I use to really like ham dinners at holidays, they were always something to look forward to but now I prefer turkey dinners ??? I can't say why ham has lost its luster Buster but I can't seem to get it back coz it took so long to make it and I don't think that I can fake it and I'll find the recipe again!
SOMEONE LEFT THAT HAM OUT IN THE RAIN. SOMEONES IN THE KITCHEN WITH DYNA. FUCK! THAT!
Do you still like ham, GS?
Fried chicken
http://grouchyoldcripple.com/2020/06/fried-chicken/
Ham I am. Red Ham, Blue Ham. One Ham. Two Ham.
I love the smell of Ham in the morning. It smells like VICTORY!
Just recently been dabbling with Ham gravy. Jury is still out on that.
I just made a BIG pot of 16 different kinds of beans with lentils. But ALAS! No ham in the pantry. I had to use sausage, bacon and smoked pork shoulder.
Lots of hot stuff, Cajun seasonings, cilantro, onions, celery, and an Oxford comma, or two. Good stuff Maynard.
Still doing Thai?
I am. This week was a large pot of Khoa Tom Pla and a large pot of green curry with eggplant, 4 different kinds of mushrooms, bamboo shoots and beef. If I can get to the asian market tomorrow or Friday I will get some more mushrooms, tomatoes and shrimp to make a batch of Tom Tum Goong. But I really love Khao Tom Pla. I can eat the leftovers cold. I probably prefer it cold these days. My recipe has expanded on the traditional. Traditional is a bit bland so I put in lots of ginger, celery and use lots of fresh salmon. My next batch might be shrimp. I tried making it with ground pork once but didn’t like it as much as the salmon. My GF keeps trying to get me to make Pad Thai. I have most of the stuff to make that but it’s way down my list of favorite dishes these days. My next curry will probably be Panang but I’ve been meaning to try a yellow curry and a Masaman curry. I’m not too enthusiastic about potatoes though. I’ve been using a lot of eggplant in my curries. I’ve used the regular stuff, two different kinds of the golf ball size and even some of the pea sized ones. They all taste good too me. I’ve been adding in a bunch of sliced oyster mushrooms too. I like the texture when mixed with the eggplant and the protein (beef or pork).
I usually don’t like beef in curry when I eat out because it is usually too chewy. My asian market sells these small bulk beef tenderloins for only $6.99 per pound. I cut out a few steaks for the grill and then cube up the rest for curry.
The pork I use is pork tenderloin as well. I have learned to cook both meats so they they still have flavor yet are still tender. I brown them in coconut oil and then cook in the curry on low heat. My Panang, Red and Green curry dishes are as good as any I have had in restaurants. My presentation is lacking but they sure taste good.
I'm hungry.Want some ham?
I am. This week was a large pot of Khoa Tom Pla and a large pot of green curry with eggplant, 4 different kinds of mushrooms, bamboo shoots and beef. If I can get to the asian market tomorrow or Friday I will get some more mushrooms, tomatoes and shrimp to make a batch of Tom Tum Goong. But I really love Khao Tom Pla. I can eat the leftovers cold. I probably prefer it cold these days. My recipe has expanded on the traditional. Traditional is a bit bland so I put in lots of ginger, celery and use lots of fresh salmon. My next batch might be shrimp. I tried making it with ground pork once but didn’t like it as much as the salmon. My GF keeps trying to get me to make Pad Thai. I have most of the stuff to make that but it’s way down my list of favorite dishes these days. My next curry will probably be Panang but I’ve been meaning to try a yellow curry and a Masaman curry. I’m not too enthusiastic about potatoes though. I’ve been using a lot of eggplant in my curries. I’ve used the regular stuff, two different kinds of the golf ball size and even some of the pea sized ones. They all taste good too me. I’ve been adding in a bunch of sliced oyster mushrooms too. I like the texture when mixed with the eggplant and the protein (beef or pork).
I usually don’t like beef in curry when I eat out because it is usually too chewy. My asian market sells these small bulk beef tenderloins for only $6.99 per pound. I cut out a few steaks for the grill and then cube up the rest for curry.
The pork I use is pork tenderloin as well. I have learned to cook both meats so they they still have flavor yet are still tender. I brown them in coconut oil and then cook in the curry on low heat. My Panang, Red and Green curry dishes are as good as any I have had in restaurants. My presentation is lacking but they sure taste good.
@KSM32
Have you ever licked a toad?
https://twitter.com/wardiejerusalem/status/1268316960099573762
I am. This week was a large pot of Khoa Tom Pla and a large pot of green curry with eggplant, 4 different kinds of mushrooms, bamboo shoots and beef. If I can get to the asian market tomorrow or Friday I will get some more mushrooms, tomatoes and shrimp to make a batch of Tom Tum Goong. But I really love Khao Tom Pla. I can eat the leftovers cold. I probably prefer it cold these days. My recipe has expanded on the traditional. Traditional is a bit bland so I put in lots of ginger, celery and use lots of fresh salmon. My next batch might be shrimp. I tried making it with ground pork once but didn’t like it as much as the salmon. My GF keeps trying to get me to make Pad Thai. I have most of the stuff to make that but it’s way down my list of favorite dishes these days. My next curry will probably be Panang but I’ve been meaning to try a yellow curry and a Masaman curry. I’m not too enthusiastic about potatoes though. I’ve been using a lot of eggplant in my curries. I’ve used the regular stuff, two different kinds of the golf ball size and even some of the pea sized ones. They all taste good too me. I’ve been adding in a bunch of sliced oyster mushrooms too. I like the texture when mixed with the eggplant and the protein (beef or pork).
I usually don’t like beef in curry when I eat out because it is usually too chewy. My asian market sells these small bulk beef tenderloins for only $6.99 per pound. I cut out a few steaks for the grill and then cube up the rest for curry.
The pork I use is pork tenderloin as well. I have learned to cook both meats so they they still have flavor yet are still tender. I brown them in coconut oil and then cook in the curry on low heat. My Panang, Red and Green curry dishes are as good as any I have had in restaurants. My presentation is lacking but they sure taste good.
@KSM32
Have you ever licked a toad?
https://twitter.com/wardiejerusalem/status/1268316960099573762
That all sounds really good, you've taken it to the next level!
They began selling frozen durian but I refuse to pay their prices.
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Gravity bitching about high food prices! He should move to Canada, right @KSM32 ? Laying out $21CAD for a sack of flour. That'll fix him.@Walks_At_Night LOL ya big loon ;D
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@Walks_At_Night LOL ya big loon ;D
Got my wife (who does all the grocery shopping) to look up high food prices up her. She found the exact pictures you posted awhile back of the Tostitos as well the bacon and a few other things. YES those were real prices of real food. IN INUVIT, WHERE THE ESKIMOS LIVE! Food prices are that high all year round coz they up near Santa.
I read your latest installment of Red Heat and it depressed the 'ell outta me. Thanks! Chin up!
Arctic Circle Canada is still Canada, right? 8) I'll be all right - just gotta hang in there a couple of more weeks.
Oh. Here is a $35CAD jug of delicious Sunny D
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Arctic Circle Canada is still Canada, right? 8) I'll be all right - just gotta hang in there a couple of more weeks.Same picture you posted six weeks ago. Again, that juice is on a shelf in the NW Territories where the trucks don't go. I hope the Eskies have dental plans if they actually ingest that garbage. You need some new material, Birdman.
Oh. Here is a $35CAD jug of delicious Sunny D
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Arctic Circle Canada is still Canada, right?
Guam is still America, right @Walks_At_Night ?
It is indeed! Unlike some of the other US territories, there are no blood line restrictions on buying land.
You should look into it getting an estate there Bart. Expand your empire into the Pacific!
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Have you seen the price of raspberries there?
A man of your means coupled with all those Loonies you save by crossing the bridge and poaching some cheap chicken. Shouldn't be a concern.
1. It's matter of principle, sir.
2. The border has been closed for months, I AM PAYING FULL PRICE FOR CHICKEN!
1. It's matter of principle, sir.If you make kissy face with Brig she can throw some frozen birds into the Niagara for you. Over the falls they go and Boom! Scoop it up at the whirlpool bridge and you are set.
2. The border has been closed for months, I AM PAYING FULL PRICE FOR CHICKEN!
@Chimp Covfefe @Chimp_Covfefe
Friends of yours?
https://news.yahoo.com/macaque-attack-humans-try-back-thai-city-monkeys-024558179.html
Guam is still America, right @Walks_At_Night ?
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@KSM32Sure.
Is this you?
Sure.Is JayGab Eric?
Now go answer my question please
I'll tell him you you 're sweet on em
"LOL
JayGab is black Eric. I'm angry with fat white Eric but if a rock should go astray and hit black Eric too? Well Jimmy Crack Corn and I don't care!"
You're making this shit up. JayGab can't be named Eric. That's a white boy name. Are you sure it isn't Denezel, LeRoy X or Herschel? BTW JayGab is my favorite negro on this forum. He's a good one.
Happy Canada Day to all you Tasty Canadians. Like @Bart Ell and @KSM32
I know right now it must seem like you are living in the attic of a crack house but things aren’t quite as crazy as the news portrays.
We're not opening the border are we?
Happy Canada Day to all you Tasty Canadians. Like @Bart Ell and @KSM32yeah thanks
I know right now it must seem like you are living in the attic of a crack house but things aren’t quite as crazy as the news portrays.
We need to petition our neighbors to the north to grant political asylum to Antifa and all others that are searching for their socialist utopia. Accept that isn’t really what they are searching for. Anarchists will never be satisfied.
We're not opening the border are we?Check that. Castro's love child has NO plans to open our border (Only thing I've ever agreed with her on) You folks are sick. And getting sicker. :o
... And the NHL is going to play only in Canada...
Really? That's hilarious. And it's one way to get the Cup back.Only way to get Canadian players back up here too ;D
yeah thanks
And what else is new..
Fuck no. You keep 'em. You've enough to go around that's for sure.
Check that. Castro's love child has NO plans to open our border (Only thing I've ever agreed with her on) You folks are sick. And getting sicker. :o
Happy Canada Day to all you Tasty Canadians. Like @Bart Ell and @KSM32
I know right now it must seem like you are living in the attic of a crack house but things aren’t quite as crazy as the news portrays.
When do you celebrate New Italy Day?
Is it still July 4th?
Presumably so. Lots of pizza and ziti this year. If the Mexican dishwashers don’t get Covid.
Someone has to work while the rest of you dummies find a way to politicize oxygen intake.
I'll tell him you you 're sweet on emYou know as well as I do, Once you've been into the Black Crack, you doan nebba go back.
You know as well as I do, Once you've been into the Black Crack, you doan nebba go back.True. Had three. That's 3. And Yes. No. I never went Back. I Never Went Back To Black Crack. That's a Dr. Seuss right there ;)
True. Had three. That's 3. And Yes. No. I never went Back. I Never Went Back To Black Crack. That's a Dr. Seuss right there ;)
True. Had three. That's 3. And Yes. No. I never went Back. I Never Went Back To Black Crack. That's a Dr. Seuss right there ;)
As long as it aint no Dickdr...Admittingly, I don't know where to go with that :-\ i know that you and he have a thing that's not of me but I tell you if we, us three, with glee met Lee you and he would be all cudly-eee. yes.
A person's a person, no matter how small.
@ShayP
You have an "appointment" downtown tomorrow at 3:30.
- Probation Officer. ?
- Seeing a doctor about an itchy undercarriage. ?
- A legal matter. You are suing your ex-landlord. ?
@KSM32 LOL! No, none of those. It was today. That's why I couldn't catch any of the Pens/Flyers game. Anyway, I had to go to the Vital Records department in the Chamber of Commerce building downtown to get a birth certificate. It took a month to get an appointment due to the virus and was a pain in the ass getting there. Come to Pittsburgh and I'll give you a tour of how fucking stupid the roads and traffic are. I'm pretty sure the same construction has been going on since I was a little kid. I'll be 50 in a few months.@ShayP
@ShayP
Are you telling me that the city is horribly laid out? Perhaps the original city planner did his work thinking that it would remain a small place but he eventually died in a crash and as the town grew things got out of hand and his brilliant work was all in vein. I have said it before that I have always been drawn to your city since the age of four. BTW Several lives ago I was a city planner. 8) ;) ???
Yes. @KSM32 The endless construction makes things much worse. It seems that any new road or highway extension they create is never a remedy. It also doesn't help that our beloved mayor seems more concerned with adding more bike lanes than having ample parking. I could go on and on...No I was never a city planner. Yes, I have always had a sort of affinity for your city. Sports related amongst other things. I am sorry the lowly flyers beat them last night ::)
So you were a city planner? Interesting. Oh I do know you're drawn to the 'Burgh. I do not recall what did it for you though. Sports related at first, right?
This story is told about Atlanta. There was once a restaurant in Underground Atlanta called The Olde Spaghetti Mill. It was close to state government offices, and one day State Highway Department officials were eating lunch there. A waitress tripped and spilled spaghetti all over the table. The head of the Highway Department jumped up, pointed, and shouted “That’s it.â€@juan I want to believe you.
They gathered up the tablecloth with the spilled spaghetti, and that became the design of the Interstate and expressway system For the metro area.
No I was never a city planner. Yes, I have always had a sort of affinity for your city. Sports related amongst other things. I am sorry the lowly flyers beat them last night ::)
@juan I want to believe you.
This story is told about Atlanta. There was once a restaurant in Underground Atlanta called The Olde Spaghetti Mill. It was close to state government offices, and one day State Highway Department officials were eating lunch there. A waitress tripped and spilled spaghetti all over the table. The head of the Highway Department jumped up, pointed, and shouted “That’s it.â€
They gathered up the tablecloth with the spilled spaghetti, and that became the design of the Interstate and expressway system For the metro area.
I've been to Atlanta twice and I can say I did not enjoy the traffic. Not that anyone does, but...wow, aside from the beltway up near D.C that was the worst East of the Mississippi.
@Rikki Gins
I have always wanted to ask you, do you like - GIN? And if so are you picky, not all Gins are created equal as you likely know.
@Walks_At_Night
In the What would Jesus do category:
With regards to the dog poop on your lawn problem:
Have you considered erecting a small and polite but blunt sign saying something to the effect of "Dear dog walkers, please pick up after your pets" or however you may want to word it.. yes?
It could work :)
I was out working in the front yard earlier this year. A family came up the sidewalk, first a teenage kid with a dog on a leash, and following him were what must have been his mom pushing a stroller, and his dad. I was sort of out of their sight trimming some trees.That actually got me peeved just reading it. I'm glad you spoke up and to be honest would've loved to hear the dialogue between you and the dad. Glad you don't see them pass by your house anymore.
The kid has his dog pee in my yard, then keeps going.
I walk out from where I'm standing and ask him if he's going to wipe it up. Total deer in the headlights, lol. Some unpleasantries were exchanged with the father, then sort of an ongoing exchange after he continued up the street after thinking better of stopping in my driveway. I haven't seen them since.
Is this ok - taking the dog out to pee in the neighbor's yard? I don't want them pooping in my yard and picking it up either. I'm supposed to mow, trim, rake leaves in that?
Pee contains lots of nitrogen.
@Walks_At_Night
In the What would Jesus do category:
With regards to the dog poop on your lawn problem:
Have you considered erecting a small and polite but blunt sign saying something to the effect of "Dear dog walkers, please pick up after your pets" or however you may want to word it.. yes?
It could work :)
It could and has worked partially. I put up some of these rascals:
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It reduced the steamers but has not eliminated them. I think the PaperBoy's method is best - just have to catch the bastard in the act.
I do appreciate your concern @KSM32 - it is an abominable situation for sure.
@Walks_At_Night
Quickly, revisiting the dog droppings on your lawn left by furry fecal thugs and their degenerate owners. Over the weekend a neighbor of mine a few doors down told me he not only having the same problem as you (I didn't bring you up) but also neighborhood cats are using his planters and garden box as litter boxes under the cloak of night. He is taking steps to address these problems directly but also said that he was willing to follow the shitheads who let their dog move his bowls home and dropping a deuce on their lawn! See how They like it!
Have you considered this method?
I have. Also considered the old turd in the mailbox but that also punishes the postal workers. I wonder if AK Willy is still out there somewhere shitting in beer cases and setting them on fire? He is an expert on these things.
@KSM32 : You're the best one WHAT? ??? Are you a Gray? You'd tell us if you were a Gray, right?@PolkaDot
I read somewhere that @KSM32 was a gay. Is that true?@Ciardelo No, but thank God you were when we accidentally locked ourselves in the back of that ice truck. You give immaculate head BTW but I still don't understand why you insist on being called "Wanda" while yer down there ::) Wanda? Yeesh you're better than that! Chin up... for now ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;)
@PolkaDot
In general, I'm the best. I mean, c'mon..
@Ciardelo No, but thank God you were when we accidentally locked ourselves in the back of that ice truck. You give immaculate head BTW but I still don't understand why you insist on being called "Wanda" while yer down there ::) Wanda? Yeesh you're better than that! Chin up... for now ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;)
@PolkaDotI’m not buying it. The first thing. Not the 2nd. I mean I don’t know @Ciardelo so if you’re both happy with your, um, arrangement then I’m happy for you both.
In general, I'm the best. I mean, c'mon..
@Ciardelo No, but thank God you were when we accidentally locked ourselves in the back of that ice truck. You give immaculate head BTW but I still don't understand why you insist on being called "Wanda" while yer down there ::) Wanda? Yeesh you're better than that! Chin up... for now ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;)
I’m not buying it. The first thing. Not the 2nd. I mean I don’t know @Ciardelo so if you’re both happy with your, um, arrangement then I’m happy for you both.@PolkaDot
@PolkaDotWow. Grumpy.
LOOK, you fucking dingbat! YOU asked ME a question AND I ANSWERED IT! Ciardelo's out working on the fuckinshitin tractor again!
Obviously a short one.
They don't call me Elephant Man because o' my trunk, Beeoootch!Oh no! Your face is deformed? I’m sorry. I’ll stop picking on you now that I understand why you’re so sensitive. :-*
/hand
They don't call me Elephant Man because o' my trunk, Beeoootch!
/hand
@SpookPumpkin .. the name change. Isn't it a little too early? I mean that's your Halloween moniker.
Asking for a myself.
I don't wanna whip out Scary Penis so far from Octobers end.
I don't wanna whip out Scary Penis so far from Octobers end.@KSM32 No one wants you to whip it out. Keep it in your...are you even wearing pants? Never mind, don't answer that. This was a tell not a ask.
@Ciardelo
When! You get your home gym set up ---- post some pictures. Seriously. I have no doubt that you're in the throws of setting up the room and I wish you well in your possible life changing room of potential miracles.
I will admit that I went through a serious weight gain problem that I couldn't seem to control. TRUTH: When I was born I weighed 7.5 ounces and I seemed to gain weight every single day after that! It made me so mad! I still long for the days of being 7ish LBs. OOooh man! I'm not one to live in the past but those were thedaysday.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHA FUCK THAT'S A FUNNY POST
I CAN'T BELIEVE HOW MUCH I RULE!!!!
Yeah, yer a funny, funny guy. I can't move out of the guest room until the master bedroom bath remodel is finished. It's at the bare walls right now.What the fuck?!? You conveniently left out these potential details in your original post! Nowhere did you mention that you had other renovations to do! In your previous post in the other thread that is not as good as this one because I didn't start it you mentioned all the equipment you've already PURCHASED AND ARE AWAITING SAID EQUIPO'MENTS ARRIVAL but now you backslide to a fucking fan bike?!!!???
Looks like I'm back to the fan bike.
What the fuck?!? You conveniently left out these potential details in your original post! Nowhere did you mention that you had other renovations to do! In your previous post in the other thread that is not as good as this one because I didn't start it you mentioned all the equipment you've already PURCHASED AND ARE AWAITING SAID EQUIPO'MENTS ARRIVAL but now you backslide to a fucking fan bike?!!!???
This is NOT progress.
Say, @KSM32? How much testosterone should I be taking?
@SpookPumpkin .. the name change. Isn't it a little too early? I mean that's your Halloween moniker.
Asking for a myself.
I don't wanna whip out Scary Penis so far from Octobers end.
Say, @KSM32? How much testosterone should I be taking?::) Use only what the good lord gave you. You're genetic toolkit!
You're his competition, heh-heh. ;) ;D
WHAT'S ALL THIS THEN?
Meow.
This is for @Ciardelo and it's totally random.
I'm not sure why this popped in my head but refresh my memory. Several years ago there was a discussion on Bellgab about snacks or fast foods, etc. Are you the one that told me about a specific brand of popcorn that was really good? I think it could be found in the dollar stores. I may be mistaken. If it was not you, my apologies. :D
@ShayP
The Rick Emmet interview on with JBW on CTM was damn good. I then found the segments from Arc Midnight with Mike Levine (May 2 2020) and Gil Moore (in the last week or so of April 2020)
John must've been a real fan back in the day to have every member on the broadcast these days. I renewed my membership - another 12 months. I really do enjoy his news segments, he can get quite funny at times and his humorous and snarky remarks towards those he despises.
"I was a royal bastard for nearly half my life with a propensity for violence" - @ShayP
The above is an exact quote from you many months ago. I have wondered what the 'Ell you meant by that because it seems so against your current (seemingly nice) disposition and would like a back story if you feel like sharing with all the other kids :)
Propensity for... VIOLENCE!!! Like punching and hurting folks! Gadzooks man what gives!?
What the hell man!? :o @KSM32 That was random. LOL! I do recall posting that but not sure when or in what thread. Not even sure what context I even meant by posting it. Anyway, yes, like punching and hurting folks. I was "Aggro" and had no issue with getting into fights. You know the type. The "likes to fight guy." Overreacting. I had no patience and took everything personally. Also couldn't stand assholes (which turns out I was one). Not proud of it but as one gets older they wise up.
I'd like to think of myself as a nice guy. I believe I am. However even today there are boundaries. I will defend people dear to me and stand up to people if need be. Overall, I treat people with courtesy, kindness, and fairness. Believe me, it is genuine. When I started to mellow out a friend of mine said "Man, it's like you're going through a renaissance." All of my friends noticed the positive change. That really felt good; especially since I was alienating people during that time.
By the way, did you look this up because of my recent two rants about the restaurant and that pizza dude? ;D
Is being a royal bastard better than being a commoner bastard @ShayP? I mean, I would think so, for sure.LOL a popper, bastard?
No. I have not yet read your pizza rants - shall do so!
Ok so you were a 'hothead' and had a tendency to shoot first, ask questions later ( me, still, sometimes ::) ) Very nice to read your positive reports on changing all that. I was picturing you geting fist throwing angry at a prep cook in some kitchen back in the day. Kitchens can be stressful, I know that.
Kudos @ShayP
Is being a royal bastard better than being a commoner bastard @ShayP? I mean, I would think so, for sure.
LOL! @Ciardelo In fact, yes. It felt quite regal at times. Then again, when I posted that comment I may have finished watching a bunch of Brit Coms and the like, so it may have rubbed off on me. Now that I think about it, I was tempted to call my neighbor a 'right git.'
Blimey @ShayP! The bloke probably deserved it right proper! ;D
Yes sir! @Ciardelo A right proper at that! ;) ;D ;D ;D
Brilliant!@anniem The amount of Brits we've had in the airbnb last two years with ALL of them say "BRILLIANT" & "LITRALLY"
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@anniem The amount of Brits we've had in the airbnb last two years with ALL of them say "BRILLIANT" & "LITRALLY"
Us to them - "We'll see you then, safe travels.
Them - BRILLIANT
Us the day before they're flight lands in town - Hi Basil, wondering what your itinerary is looking like for your arrival in town? We'll be sure to greet you at the house.
Them - BRILLIANT LITRALLY CUNT CROUTONS
They've used that a long time. Our frequent flyer words tend to come and go.Doesn't make it any less annoying.
Doesn't make it any less annoying.
"I was a royal bastard for nearly half my life with a propensity for violence" - @ShayP
The above is an exact quote from you many months ago. I have wondered what the 'Ell you meant by that because it seems so against your current (seemingly nice) disposition and would like a back story if you feel like sharing with all the other kids :)
Propensity for... VIOLENCE!!! Like punching and hurting folks! Gadzooks man what gives!?
@KSM32 What did you get me for your birthday?@PolkaDot
@PolkaDotIt’s perfect! Thanks MIL and KSM! :)
Got this from my mom n law. It's wonderful, I'll share it with you.
I really must refinish that table :P
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@KSM32 Don't worry about the table. The distressed look is fashionable. Let's get 2 bottles of that Writer's Tears whiskey, talk, listen to some tunes, and solve the world's problems. Not all in that order.
Sounds like there will be experimental kissing!
Sounds like there will be experimental FISTING!What the Faawwk??? @Bart Ell
@KSM32 Don't worry about the table. The distressed look is fashionable. Let's get 2 bottles of that Writer's Tears whiskey, talk, listen to some tunes, and solve the world's problems. Not all in that order.You're on! However I believe the world is past the point of saving so perhaps a frustrating 8 hr game of RISK instead! NO THROWING THE DICE!! @ShayP
Heck, my birthday is in a couple months. I think I know what I'm going to get myself as a present. Haven't had whiskey in quite a while.
@ShayP
Ok here's the thing. I mad e a hollandaise sauce and used only a bit for my butter poached salmon filet. Don't want to waist the rest - can I successfully reconstitute this wonderful guck?
If it matters I used a (KNORR) pack. :-[
Wife makes it from scratch but she's a show-off. ::)
@ShayP
Ok here's the thing. I mad e a hollandaise sauce and used only a bit for my butter poached salmon filet. Don't want to waist the rest - can I successfully reconstitute this wonderful guck?
If it matters I used a (KNORR) pack. :-[
Wife makes it from scratch but she's a show-off. ::)
Your life just changed.
#ChefBart
@KSM32 You could reconstitute that since it came out of a package and really isn't Hollandaise sauce so it shouldn't break. Meh...throw that shit out. I recommend you let your wife make it from scratch, or have her show you. You could make it a sexy time in the kitchen if ya catch my drift. ;)Ok. Thank you. I should learn to do it without a pack. And I can't perform sexually in the kitchen. The pepper mill intimidates me :-[ Ours is gigantic (Gulp)
Oh, and if you really like the Knorr stuff then keep doing what you do my man. :D
Your life just changed.
#ChefBart
Ok. Thank you. I should learn to do it without a pack. And I can't perform sexually in the kitchen. The pepper mill intimidates me :-[ Ours is gigantic (Gulp)This made me laugh! But then....I just felt bad for your wife. :(
Going to have to try that!
This made me laugh! But then....I just felt bad for your wife. :(You're welcome for the giggle. Don't you cry for Argentina.
@ShayP
At an eatery last night I had the opportunity to ask the chef if it was possible to reconstitute a real hollandaise sauce the next day. The guy told me a few drops of water works every time, the portly fellow guaranteed me that these few drops would keep all elements happy and would NOT break.
Now I just need her to make a sauce tomorrow morning just so I can try this out the following day.
I'll add that I accidentally walked into the kitchen thinking it was a loud and well lit bathroom. I apologized as we all had a chuckle thus affording me the time to get off a quick question. I forgot I had to pee and went back to the table. I soon realized that I still had to pee but said "fuckit! we're leaving in a few minutes so it can wait until we get home." Once we were home I forgot, again. Who are you people and what is my name?
When you start JuanGab, will I be invited to join?Sure, but don’t hold your breath. @KSM32. I’d probably moderate less than MV so the filthy animals would take over.
@juan
Sure, but don’t hold your breath. @KSM32. I’d probably moderate less than MV so the filthy animals would take over.
I’d probably moderate less than MV
USE CLARIFIED BUTTER. Not just butter. ::) The quick version seems like he's making hot mayonnaise. Yeah, I know he compared hollandaise to mayo early in the video. :P If I pulled that shit when I was in training my chef would have me peel grapes for a whole day.Ha! Training as a chefist. Right. Head fry dropper on the graveyard shift of a 24 hr Mcdonalds is a long way fm Sous chef at The Four Seasons, my friend.
Short cuts aren't always the solution. Most of the time flavor, texture, etc., aren't consistent. BUT! I'm not totally against it. I've just been conditioned to do it the traditional way.
@juanI took a tour yesterday. It would appear SpaceMeowMaid has discovered Jackstar is an insane, evil bastard and is moving out. Also, George Noory still sucks.
Take a scenic drive over there. I'm pretty sure MV isn't moderating anything.
Ha! Training as a chefist. Right. Head fry dropper on the graveyard shift of a 24 hr Mcdonalds is a long way fm Sous chef at The Four Seasons, my friend.
I took a tour yesterday. It would appear SpaceMeowMaid has discovered Jackstar is an insane, evil bastard and is moving out. Also, George Noory still sucks.And there are pictures to be found. View on an empty stomach.
Umm, okay. You have me confused. @paladin1991 I assume this is an insult directed at me for some odd reason. Maybe I'm wrong. At any rate...Cheers!He's a little punk. Sho nuff know that!
And there are pictures to be found. View on an empty stomach.I believe this Jackstar breakup is more entertaining than his last. There were no pics then.
And there are pictures to be found. View on an empty stomach.Apparently Jackstar’s new ex is Miss December in Fat and Flatulence. On a related note perhaps said photos should be posted in the weight loss thread.
Apparently Jackstar’s new ex is Miss December in Fat and Flatulence. On a related note perhaps said photos should be posted in the weight loss thread.
Apparently Jackstar’s new ex is Miss December in Fat and Flatulence. On a related note perhaps said photos should be posted in the weight loss thread.I don't know who's uglier - Him, or her.
Umm, okay. You have me confused. @paladin1991 I assume this is an insult directed at me for some odd reason. Maybe I'm wrong. At any rate...Cheers!He's snarky like that.
Also, he may be short. :(
Whole different group, pretty much
@whoozit OK. Forget BELLgabbers and doing sex at them. WHatta about ELLgabbers? Ya know.. the drinks are flowing.. you're surprised at much you're attracted to her/them?.. fast forward and hour or two and the bed springs are workin' overtime in the hotel room!!!@KSM32 I don’t know, it still sounds awkward. Just like doing a spinning back kick and knocking the headstock off a Gibson. Or trying to form a barre chord after your index finger has been chopped off.
Whole different group, pretty much
@KSM32 I don’t know, it still sounds awkward. Just like doing a spinning back kick and knocking the headstock off a Gibson. Or trying to form a barre chord after your index finger has been chopped off.
@KSM32 My Les Paul took a tumble from its stand. No spinning back kicks were involved, and since it is an Epiphone, the headstock remained intact.@whoozit
@whoozit
Do tell! How did this happen? Sometimes those flimsy stands are the culprit as the entire thing, guitar and stand fall forward. Funny how the Epi's stay intact. What year is yours? A picture perhaps..
I have an Epiphone Standard Honeyburst that I completely gutted and replaced with all Gibson parts from pegs to pickups to pots, input and even swapped out the plastic nut for bone. That thing is more Gibson than half the Gibson's out there :) Sounds greeaat!!
@whoozitIt was a flimsy stand and a careless placing that caused the issue. It’s a desert burst Plus top Pro FX. I bought it for a song at a pawnshop. It is a strange thing because it has a Floyd Rose bridge. Sounds like it should be bad but it works. I also have a ‘91 blue burst Fender Strat Plus Deluxe and 2012 American Strat with a custom body. It is a clear maroon stain finish with black grain that can be seen and felt. It was too pretty not to take home and the shop made me an offer I couldn’t refuse. At least I don’t own any Rickenbackers.
Do tell! How did this happen? Sometimes those flimsy stands are the culprit as the entire thing, guitar and stand fall forward. Funny how the Epi's stay intact. What year is yours? A picture perhaps..
I have an Epiphone Standard Honeyburst that I completely gutted and replaced with all Gibson parts from pegs to pickups to pots, input and even swapped out the plastic nut for bone. That thing is more Gibson than half the Gibson's out there :) Sounds greeaat!!
It was a flimsy stand and a careless placing that caused the issue. It’s a desert burst Plus top Pro FX. I bought it for a song at a pawnshop. It is a strange thing because it has a Floyd Rose bridge. Sounds like it should be bad but it works. I also have a ‘91 blue burst Fender Strat Plus Deluxe and 2012 American Strat with a custom body. It is a clear maroon stain finish with black grain that can be seen and felt. It was too pretty not to take home and the shop made me an offer I couldn’t refuse. At least I don’t own any Rickenbackers.
I'd guess that either the gravity there spiked, or perhaps there was a shift in the axis of the entire planet!!!!
Gravity sucksThat's how the sex rack works! @PB @whoozit has one!
I love you guys and gals.
+1 pages 22 and 23. Even you too Bart! ;D :-*
I love you guys and gals.Fine.. and 1 to you as well but you don't have to plus me. I can set my score karmic to whatever I want. Just like @Bart Ell can.
+1 pages 22 and 23. Even you too Bart! ;D :-*
Fine.. and 1 to you as well but you don't have to plus me. I can set my score karmic to whatever I want. Just like @Bart Ell can.
Fine.. and 1 to you as well but you don't have to plus me. I can set my score karmic to whatever I want. Just like @Bart Ell can.How about 666? @KSM32
How about 666? @KSM32Or even better, 999. @PolkaDot
Or even better, 999. @PolkaDotPeople feel the need to call emergency services around you @KSM32 ? 8)
People feel the need to call emergency services around you @KSM32 ? 8)It is in poor taste to troll during the Christmas season.
It is in poor taste to troll during the Christmas season.Bah!
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Serious. What are your thoughts on mixing the flavors of peanuts with eggs? I might try this tomorrow. Think about it; peanuts, eggs, and pork. To me it sounds like a fantastic threesome. Peanuts will replace the need for the hash brown. Or toast. Might add cheese and wrap it all now that I think aboot it!! :)
@ShayP
Serious. What are your thoughts on mixing the flavors of peanuts with eggs? I might try this tomorrow. Think about it; peanuts, eggs, and pork. To me it sounds like a fantastic threesome. Peanuts will replace the need for the hash brown. Or toast. Might add cheese and wrap it all now that I think aboot it!! :)
@ShayP
Serious. What are your thoughts on mixing the flavors of peanuts with eggs? I might try this tomorrow. Think about it; peanuts, eggs, and pork. To me it sounds like a fantastic threesome. Peanuts will replace the need for the hash brown. Or toast. Might add cheese and wrap it all now that I think aboot it!! :)
Mission aborted. Due to YUCK factor.
@KSM32 Do you have the munchies? ;D The thought of peanuts and eggs together puts me off. I don't even know how I would incorporate the two. The eggs and pork, yes. The peanuts and pork, yes. Heck, I love cheese with almost everything.
Put it together man. Let us know how it tastes. It might turn out to be surprisingly good. Or not. ;)
Mission aborted. Due to YUCK factor.
Apologies for wasting your time. However you have given me a great pork and peanut roast for next Sundays weekend food finale. @ShayP
No apologies needed. You never waste my time. Are you giving the pork an Asian flare? @KSM32 I new a guy that crumbled the peanuts made some kind of rub with them and coated the pork. Threw some beer in there too and slow cooked it. I thought it was weird at first but when I tasted it I was amazed. I wish I remembered his recipe. Dude was great at coming up with unusual combinations and most were really good. He also smoked A LOT of weed. ;DYeah I'm not sure how to approach it but I'll do some net searching. Comfort slowcooker yummies. I'll remember to wear hairnet. There was a long black hair in my wife's scrambled eggs yesterday, fortunately I caught it before she sat down for breakfast.
@ShayP
Serious. What are your thoughts on mixing the flavors of peanuts with eggs? I might try this tomorrow. Think about it; peanuts, eggs, and pork. To me it sounds like a fantastic threesome. Peanuts will replace the need for the hash brown. Or toast. Might add cheese and wrap it all now that I think aboot it!! :)
Yeah I'm not sure how to approach it but I'll do some net searching. Comfort slowcooker yummies. I'll remember to wear hairnet. There was a long black hair in my wife's scrambled eggs yesterday, fortunately I caught it before she sat down for breakfast.
HAIR! wouldn't want to have to spend a weekend at Lynn's.. 8)
Yeah I'm not sure how to approach it but I'll do some net searching. Comfort slowcooker yummies. I'll remember to wear hairnet. There was a long black hair in my wife's scrambled eggs yesterday, fortunately I caught it before she sat down for breakfast.
HAIR! wouldn't want to have to spend a weekend at Lynn's.. 8)
I don't know about the eggs and peanuts but hamburgers with peanut butter are interesting. So are hamburgers with fried eggs.
@Ciardelo How are you liking the workout rope, did it come with an anchor or do you have it tied to something?
He's a little punk. Sho nuff know that!
I don't know who's uglier - Him, or her.
Oh, the humanity? sickening
He's snarky like that.
Also, he may be short. :(
@whoozit OK. Forget BELLgabbers and doing sex at them. WHatta aboutELLgabberslivestock? Ya know.. the drinks are flowing.. you're surprised at much you're attracted to her/them?.. fast forward and hour or two and the bed springs are workin' overtime in the hotel room!!!
Whole different group, pretty much
The t.c electronic Chorus+ Pedal is worth every penny. Do you agree @KSM32 and @Bart Ell or am I missing a better one.
The t.c electronic Chorus+ Pedal is worth every penny. Do you agree @KSM32 and @Bart Ell or am I missing a better one.I'm more of a traditional hard rock guitar direct into amp guy. At times I'll add some chorus later (to the recorded sound) if needed.
I was always a fan of Terry Kath’s Allied Radio preamps.Juan, what did dinosaur taste like? ;) ;D
Juan, what did dinosaur taste like? ;) ;DChicken. They were birds after all.
@JayGab
Also, -1
Damn. Too soon. :-\
And you couldn't even get that right. Get some rest. Try again tomorrow.Oh! Are you going to break out into song and dance now? That has quite the entertainment possibilities. By all means carry on.
A word to the not so wise - if you're going to box with GOD you'll find your arms are far too short. Quite while you're behind, hussie.
*Snaps a Z*
@Walks_At_Night how are you, the Mrs. The Morg! descendants, and the Island of misfits?
Heya @Spookcat
Well let's see....
@Walks_At_Night how are you, the Mrs. The Morg! descendants, and the Island of misfits?
Hey @Spookcat I'm really glad you asked @Walks_At_Night how everything is. Thanks for the year end progress report Walks. Happy Holidays
Oh you bet. Hopefully you and yours have a great holiday as well. Keep looking up at the sky out there in California. You never know what you shall see. This was from last night:
https://www.facebook.com/104909169548877/videos/516616359242105/?t=0
I like it all. Chopped up and mixed together. Also cook the turkey breast side down so the juices from the dark meat soak down into the white meat.Glad to hear that! We like a golden brown crispy skin breast so we breast up. It's a juicy as anything out there because we stuff uber amounts of butter under the skin throughout the bird. And we stick to younger birds under 15lbs. These do not dry out like the giant ones do. If we have a houseful we have to make two or even three turkeys what with them being smaller.
Hey, @Walks_At_Night! It was great to hear from you with an update (thanks, @Spookcat)! Since you were contemplating future retirement options a bit, I hope you will add taking the plunge at writing. As a lot of us have noted, you have the gift of being able to weave a humorous and enjoyable story. Being an amateur poet, I very much appreciate how much writing can be magic! Something to think about, I hope!
Merry Christmas to all the Walks clan and a prayer for a better new year!
Joyeux Noel, Y’all!
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Glad to hear that! We like a golden brown crispy skin breast so we breast up. It's a juicy as anything out there because we stuff uber amounts of butter under the skin throughout the bird. And we stick to younger birds under 15lbs. These do not dry out like the giant ones do. If we have a houseful we have to make two or even three turkeys what with them being smaller.
10 - 12 LB is the ideal weight and age. Always FRESH and never frozen! This will be my first in many years not heading out to my friends farm and killing my own gobble gobble. So store bought it is :-\
Oh dear. If I met my turkey live first I'm sure I'd invite it over for a vegetarian dinner. Hypocritical I know but that is the Way of the City Girl. Never look your food in the eye
So @Christmas Penis . How do you kill them? Does he let it go in the woods and you have to hunt it down with a rifle? Or better yet? Chase it down with an axe? Or is it more like chopping down your own Christmas tree where your friend holds it on a chopping block and you yell, "Hold still!", with an axe Ned Stark style? Then does does your wife pull out the feathers and de-gut it old-school style? Or does your friend provide that service like on a professional fishing trip? Tofu loaf is looking better all the time
Once when I was in the mountains in Julian above San Diego I saw a flock of wild turkeys. They were huge! And so beautiful. Not these weird white ones they grow for Thanksgiving
Stump and an axe. "OF WITHHISHEAD!"
Merry Christmas @TigerLily
and your @Christmas Penis
@GravitySucks
I have always thought that actor David Carradine sort of got by on the Beta Carotene coat-tail. Think about it - Beta Carotene is Good For You so.. I suspect he latched on to even that aspect. Sort of genius on his part to use the syllable AND rhyme thing so perfectly.
Beta Carridine
David Carotene ... 8)
@KSM Was GrasshopperPenis taken?Weirdest curveball reply ever. I don't know how to respond to that.
Weirdest curveball reply ever. I don't know how to respond to that.
@anniem May I ask what thread it is you wish to ignore?
Sure! I never read the falkie one, have no idea who he is. I've looked, he seems like the sort of person I am not interested in knowing what is going on. I have a few people on ignore, because they are also the sort of people I don't wish to see anymore. I used to get paid and had to interact with morons, that isn't the case anymore.Couldn't agree more! It's bloody ridiculous. What bankrupt lives those who frequent that thread must lead. Shame!!
Couldn't agree more! It's bloody ridiculous. What bankrupt lives those who frequent that thread must lead. Shame!!
Oh no, heck, the same could be said for the HW thread. When she was actively misbehaving, I found it very amusing. I just never "got" the falkie thing. I would put it out of site if I could. I'd also hide the threads where I have on ignore frequent.I think the Heather thread is an entirely different animal. At least there is real, tangible, content and backstory in there. Falkie is just redundant bullshit. Although it's good for charitable page views so there's that. :-\
No big deal though, @KSM
I think the Heather thread is an entirely different animal. At least there is real, tangible, content and backstory in there. Falkie is just redundant bullshit. Although it's good for charitable page views so there's that. :-\
Buncha dummies.LOCKSMITH! ::)
Buncha dummies.Why, because we're not obsessed with an obese grifter? Or whatever the fuck he/it is.
Why, because we're not obsessed with an obese grifter? Or whatever the fuck he/it is.
Buncha dummies.
Why, because we're not obsessed with an obese grifter? Or whatever the fuck he/it is.
Obviously yes.
Is the falkie thread fun/funny?
The Falkie thread is a refined and distinguished taste. It’s not surprising it is above the heads of many here.
Did that falkie come from bellgab?Falkie is so much more than origins. You may as well ask from whence comes the wind. He is an inspiration to those that think they have hit rock bottom to continue their efforts and dig a new Mariana Trench.
The Falkie thread is a refined and distinguished taste. It’s not surprising it is above the heads of many here.No dude, it's far beneath many of us. And that a mental midget such as yourself is so immersed in it does not bode well. About what I would expect from a guy who can't afford a real Les Paul. That likely speaks to your playing ability as well.
No dude, it's far beneath many of us. And that a mental midget such as yourself is so immersed in it does not bode well. About what I would expect from a guy who can't afford a real Les Paul. That likely speaks to your playing ability as well.I’m not that immersed in it, but it is interesting to to take a peek in there from time to time, much like gawking at an accident. In fact, I find the usual cast of characters fixation on and vitriol for someone that is obviously not right in the head, troubling. I was just trying to make this the new argument thread since the other one has petered out. As far as my Epiphone Les Paul, I already have a lot invested in my Strats so there was no need to sink buckets of money into a Gibson for one of my hobbies. I would rather spend that money on something else. Besides, Epiphone head stocks tend to stay attached. :P
Besides, Epiphone head stocks tend to stay attached. :PWell played. 8) I'll never live that spin-kick heard around the world down :-[
I’m not that immersed in it, but it is interesting to to take a peek in there from time to time, much like gawking at an accident. In fact, I find the usual cast of characters fixation on and vitriol for someone that is obviously not right in the head, troubling.
I’m not that immersed in it, but it is interesting to to take a peek in there from time to time, much like gawking at an accident. In fact, I find the usual cast of characters fixation on and vitriol for someone that is obviously not right in the head, troubling.
I made the mistake of clicking on the Falkie thread only once.Once is never enough, click all you like, there is always more.
@KSM : takes one to know one.Who ya think made em' that way, EH!?
Who ya think made em' that way, EH!?The Fates? Those girls are wily, no telling what sorts of shenanigans they can get up to.
I'm making giant beef ribs. :)
@PolkaDot
... I find the... vitriol for someone that is obviously not right in the head, troubling...
I think that's massively overshadowed by the level of aggressive selfishness and entitlement. The personification of so much that is wrong with our society
... Is the falkie thread fun/funny?
And yet some want to set things up for nothing but that.
@PolkaDot They were prime rib bones. Wonderful stuff. Low n slow in the Dutch oven ::) and BBQ sauced lightly as they are flashed under the broiler for the finish. Served with a baked medley of beets, baby potato's, red onions and turnips. :) yummy :) :P
You made beef ribs on purpose? You couldn’t find any decent pig? 🐽 @KSM
@PolkaDot They were prime rib bones. Wonderful stuff. Low n slow in the Dutch oven ::) and BBQ sauced lightly as they are flashed under the broiler for the finish. Served with a baked medley of beets, baby potato's, red onions and turnips. :) yummy :) :P
@PolkaDot They were prime rib bones. Wonderful stuff. Low n slow in the Dutch oven ::) and BBQ sauced lightly as they are flashed under the broiler for the finish. Served with a baked medley of beets, baby potato's, red onions and turnips. :) yummy :) :P
Well, thank the Lawd you didn’t eat them in a bedpan a la Falkie. LOLOLOLOLOLWHAT THE FUCK??
Well, that last part sounds good. You may make me some. And a glass of horse ejaculate. And could you turn on the vibrator@KSM ?The whole thing is good not just the last part.
Well, thank the Lawd you didn’t eat them in a bedpan a la Falkie. LOLOLOLOLOL???
WHAT THE FUCK??And you're another one who doesn't do the falkie.
PLEASE tell me that is a joke... an awful, weird, disturbing joke. ??? @Jayzelady
WHAT THE FUCK??
PLEASE tell me that is a joke... an awful, weird, disturbing joke. ??? @Jayzelady
@KSM
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Couldn’t find the big screen capture of him licking his barbecue covered fingers after dipping it into the bowl with the ribs. It’s buried in the Falkie thread...can you please help find the pic, @Bart Ell?
Did find this small one from same eating fest. 😁
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OMG THAT'S HIS ALTERNATIVE TO TOILET PAPER??? So he's on the toilet there? I almost threw up ugh
Wow. Just - wow.
Well, thank the Lawd you didn’t eat them in a bedpan a la Falkie. LOLOLOLOLOL
Bed
pan
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No, no, nevermind. I don't want to know why THAT is in a sentence with eat.NONononONO NONononONO NONononONO NONononONO NONononONO NONononONO NONononONO NONononONO
Couldn’t find the big screen capture of him licking his barbecue covered fingers after dipping it into the bowl with the ribs. It’s buried in the Falkie thread...can you please help find the pic, @Bart Ell?
Did find this small one from same eating fest. 😁
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I think @LittleChris , @Norm or @Happier Times are Coming may have it.
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It looks like Jabba The Hutt
It looks like Jabba The Hutt
Aren't two falkie threads enough?
Some would say one is more than enough.
HEY LILY, SHOULDN'T YOU'RE HANDLE BE WOLF OR HORSELILY? Never see a fuckin' tiger in there. Ya' got every shitass animal going BUT tigers. And whales. WhaleLily. There ya go ::)
I had tigers. You said they looked too "liberal". If we're going for virtual reality shouldn't you be represented by a dripping penis?Hmm I'd say ya got me. Alas, it's a family board and I do my part to keep it clean.
Hmm I'd say ya got me. Alas, it's a family board and I do my part to keep it clean.
@PolkaDotWow, Shakespeare, you really have a way with words. ::)
You're a dork. A lady dork.
A deeer, a dorrrk, a feeemale dorrrk.. 8)
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W' ello sista!Shitbird.
Shitbird.*yaaawwn*
*yaaawwn*
Ya see - Polkapenis, there are no actual "Shitbird"s. They don't exist. ::) Once again you ass-make of yourself.
Negress pleeeaaase
@sean92008
Can you in a few or many few words sum up your eating and drinking habits with regards to your entire adult life? What about exercise and sleep?
This is in regards to your expressed love for cola and such in the random stupid thread.
just curious
no angle
*yaaawwn*
Ya see - Polkapenis, there are no actual "Shitbird"s. They don't exist. ::) Once again you ass-make of yourself.
Negress pleeeaaase
I'm thinking of an answer that isn't TMI... Remind me if I don't come back to this, @KSMWait...NOW you're worried about TMI @sean92008 ????
I'm thinking of an answer that isn't TMI... Remind me if I don't come back to this, @KSM
... while cooking pasta and wearing said spandex shorts...
(no underwear with my prick down my left leg)
... anyways I made a full recovery thanks to a lovely gal who visited me daily to apply the cream. This was difficult as the huge scab was forming and then formed as getting arroused while she helped out ::) would have been dreadful and greatly hindering my recovery should the scab fall off prematurely. Things worked out great for me but I was extremely lucky.
You're not blaming poor fashion choices on cycling, are you?
... anyways I made a full recovery thanks to a lovely gal who visited me daily to apply the cream. This was difficult as the huge scab was forming and then formed as getting arroused while she helped out ::) would have been dreadful and greatly hindering my recovery should the scab fall off prematurely. Things worked out great for me but I was extremely lucky.
Thank you Jesus
visitors can't see pics , please register or loginUg, I don’t think fenugreek’s going to do it @ShayP . Would you want to sit near the stinky asshole that uses that cream? ???
Ug, I don’t think fenugreek’s going to do it @ShayP . Would you want to sit near the stinky asshole that uses that cream? ???
You're not blaming poor fashion choices on cycling, are you?I'll admit; you found this sooner than I expected. Those were what cyclists wore. Still do, I thought. So you wear a painters outfit with brushes and rollers swinging about while you ride?
Buncha crazies. ::)
I'll admit; you found this sooner than I expected. Those were what cyclists wore. Still do, I thought. So you wear a painters outfit with brushes and rollers swinging about while you ride?...
Buncha crazies. ::)
I am TRYING to get @sean92008 to open up about his lifelong (adult years) eating and drinking habits. Not sure why it's such a clandestine back story.
@KSM Requesting someone's "lifelong (adult years) eating and drinking habits" is a little much. Also it's confusing because you say 'lifelong' followed up by 'adult years'. C'mon man, which is it? Tighten up. Do you want lifelong OR adult years? Pfft! ;D ;)
Look @DaveScottSOR , everyone is using it now!
@JayGabWET! CHICKEN! CHAIR!
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@KSM
Do you know how Texans celebrate Valentines?
Butterfly a ribeye into a shape of a heart. Skip a mortgage payment or two to get the Wagyu beef. Add a couple of lobster tails slightly larger than a June crawfish. Roast some carrots and yams. Sauté mushrooms, onions and garlic with some balsamic vinegar.
Dark chocolate covered strawberries for dessert.
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YES! I'll be your valentine! Beautiful Alberta beef ya' got there! ;)
I'm not gay.
Neither is he...and yet he asked me to be his valentine!?? Riiiight.. ::)
..gaze upon his visage.Like I don't got UBER visage!!??
..and yet he asked me to be his valentine!?? Riiiight.. ::)
..and yet he asked me to be his valentine!?? Riiiight...
Uh...I don't think he did. You jumped at the chance to be his though. All it took was an awesome steak. You're so easy. ;DWhat can eye say. I'm a sucker for food that had parents :P
And wear a condom! Wouldn't want to mess up that beautiful beef!
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What can eye say. I'm a sucker for food that had parents :P
And wear a condom! Wouldn't want to mess up that beautiful beef!
Gettin' a lil uncomfortable here fella's. Joke's over. Back off.
Funny stuff.
Funny stuff.
Could there possibly be a less sexy race than those stumps.
@KSM What's up with the Accept link? New fave? (not judging) I checked it out. Good song. I honestly thought they were long retired.
Also, I know he's not with the band anymore, BUT, don't you think Udo Dirkschneider was an unlikely front man? I dig Accept's sound but never could get into his vocals. His replacement is good.
Speaking of Germans in metal bands... I always wanted to have (*clears throat*), "relations" with Doro Pesch.
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Oh, I needed that laugh on this miserable freezing day. 😁
@whoozit@KSM
New avatar, huh? hmm
Why that one? And why now after the better part of a decade with the old, tired, sooo played comic? Just asking.. I mean who doesn't like Poobear.
I like it!
@KSM
I chose it more for the Alien reference than the Pooh characters. The facehugger really likes Pooh. I think Piglet will soon be in danger.
@KSMWay to ruin a pleasant afternoon in the hundred acre woods.
I chose it more for the Alien reference than the Pooh characters. The facehugger really likes Pooh. I think Piglet will soon be in danger.
Dear @PolkaDot @PolkaDots You seem to have your members tangles. What the hell, ladies?The exhaust fumes. I suspect a diabolical scheme. The perp? An innocent - a coquettish haberdasher.
Spoiler alert. Christopher Robin is the android.I see you got your avatar from the Trouble in Hundred Acre Wood series too. Christopher Robin better get chopping.
6:00 AM tomorrow morning at the Sharptop Mountain parking lot. To the top in time for the 6:57 sunrise. Be there.Dude, who are you asking or telling to meet you there? Gotta be specific, ya know.. @whoozit Anyways what do you do when you get up there?
I see you got your avatar from the Trouble in Hundred Acre Wood series too. Christopher Robin better get chopping.I don't know that I feel comfortable messing with Pooh and the gang like that. When I go back to normal in a few days I'll join you and Cam in the the 100 Acre but my AV will be pure and without all the inferred violence.
I see you got your avatar from the Trouble in Hundred Acre Wood series too. Christopher Robin better get chopping.
When I go back to normal in a few days I'll join you and Cam in the the 100 Acre but my AV will be pure and without all the inferred violence.
6:00 AM tomorrow morning at the Sharptop Mountain parking lot. To the top in time for the 6:57 sunrise. Be there.I was there. Alas! None of you were.
@TigerLily
That current avatar of yours is just bad. What were you thinking?
I was there. Alas! None of you were.Alas, isn't a YELL! it should be more of a sigh or a slightly amplified whimper. @whoozit
What was I thinking? Happy Easter! Hope I didn't cancel anyone's culture. Not that I give a rat's assHappy Easter. Not that you give a wabbits ass.
Dear @PolkaDot @PolkaDots You seem to have your members tangles. What the hell, ladies?*Sigh*
*Sigh*
I thought it was your week to watch him. ::)
Alas, isn't a YELL! it should be more of a sigh or a slightly amplified whimper.Alas with gusto or don’t bother. @KSM
@whoozit I do want to know; what do you do when you get to the top of that mountain every Saturday morning. Not like you haven't seen the view a thousand times so do you just rest a bit, sip some water and then gingerly make your way back down?@KSM I look around for a bit and head back down. I mainly use it as a workout. There is one guy there that runs up and down 4 times. I don’t run it but have hiked it twice on one occasion when I was scrambling on the rocks and ripped the pocket that held my car keys. It was a bit of a surprise when my car didn’t unlock when I was at the bottom. It is 1.5 miles and a 1500 foot climb. My goal is to be able to run up it in about 30 minutes. My fastest time so far is 44 minutes up.
Take a picture from up there next time.
@TigerLily
So, are you not TiggerLily?? ???
Why yes @KSM . Yes I am TiggerLily. Wonderful, isn't it? Please point that axe in a different direction. It looks like it might go off. Have you cleaned it recently?Axe is self cleaning. You know, like your "Oven" 8)
Axe is self cleaning. You know, like your "Oven" 8)
Axe is self cleaning. You know, like your "Oven" 8)
During this match no vailed implications of vaginal secretions are permitted. No shedding of the lining of the uterus. The next infraction will result in a red card and you are off the pitch. @KSM
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@KSM On the climb this morning I made some new friends.
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I thought about inviting one of them to several meals but there are too many people on the trail.
@KSM On the climb this morning I made some new friends.@whoozit
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I thought about inviting one of them to several meals but there are too many people on the trail.
It's too small to enjoy. @TigerLily
THAT'S WHAT SHE SAIDSTOP! I am feeding her humor at my own expense. Women folk are so predictable and it is so much fun just pointing it out.
What's with the cartoon in your signature area? It's too small to enjoy. @TigerLily
THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID
HAVE YOU HEARD THAT, @Bart Ell ?
@KSM - Justine says you feel safer now that your internet is being censored. Do you?He did that years ago. Nothing has changed and I feel great! All the "hate speech" places ( .com's & .ca's )I frequent are doing well. Thankfully like most of the things the little swish tries to enforce? Nothing really sticks. If internet censorship becomes as bad as it is down there than maybe I'll begin to worry. I've read up on a lot of that going on down there and your new Zombie President has further plans, I'm sure. Wouldn't wanna hurt an Asians feelings because that would be un-American. And, for me, un-Canadian.
@PolkaDot In regards to your question? in the Ask Bart threadPeople who play something that looks similiar but has more strings seem to make a point of it. Maybe it's just @Bart Ell . *shrug*
Who said anyone is "always picking on bass players?" And why would you care? You use the word "always" how would you have any idea about such a thing? I was not aware that the situation was that critical.
A motherboard is an essential part (or parts) of a computer system. It holds together many of the most crucial components of any computer, including the central processing unit (CPU) memory and connectors for input and output devices. The base of a motherboard consists of a very firm sheet of non-conductive material, typically some sort of hard plastic. Thin layers of copper or aluminum, referred to as "traces" These traces are very narrow and form the circuits between the various components. In addition to circuits, a motherboard contains a number of sockets and slots to connect the other components such as an HDMI port for example.
Why do you get to be omniscient and I don't @KSM ? ???
A motherboard is an essential part (or parts) of a computer system. It holds together many of the most crucial components of any computer, including the central processing unit (CPU) memory and connectors for input and output devices. The base of a motherboard consists of a very firm sheet of non-conductive material, typically some sort of hard plastic. Thin layers of copper or aluminum, referred to as "traces" These traces are very narrow and form the circuits between the various components. In addition to circuits, a motherboard contains a number of sockets and slots to connect the other components such as an HDMI port for example.
@PolkaDot
People who play something that looks similiar but has more strings seem to make a point of it. Maybe it's just @Bart Ell . *shrug*
I don't actually care, I was just curious. It's a gift.
Because I know things. Don't doubt me.
Why do you get to be omniscient and I don't @KSM ? ???
Wake me up when it gets interesting @KSMStop. Just, stop.
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I shit on everyone equally.I disagree.
I am an equal opportunity shitteronner.
This is for everyone. I’m developing a character for a potential book. What would he have been streaming online while he and his girlfriend drank cheap wine and smoked so much weed they passed out on the floor?
Good choice @ShayP , but I think this character lacks sufficient intellectual ability to know of Warhol. ( Damn it takes a lot of words now when we used to just say retard when we meant stupid people.)
This is for everyone. I’m developing a character for a potential book. What would he have been streaming online while he and his girlfriend drank cheap wine and smoked so much weed they passed out on the floor?
Good choice @ShayP , but I think this character lacks sufficient intellectual ability to know of Warhol. ( Damn it takes a lot of words now when we used to just say retard when we meant stupid people.)Well in that case how about the The Guy from Pittsburgh?
This is for everyone. I’m developing a character for a potential book. What would he have been streaming online while he and his girlfriend drank cheap wine and smoked so much weed they passed out on the floor?Dumbasses love this one:
Well in that case how about the The Guy from Pittsburgh?
LOL!!! @Walks_At_Night Nobody is drinking cheap wine and getting stoned watching him. OR are you? ??? ;) ;D
What can I say? It passes the time............
This is for everyone. I’m developing a character for a potential book. What would he have been streaming online while he and his girlfriend drank cheap wine and smoked so much weed they passed out on the floor?
This is for everyone. I’m developing a character for a potential book. What would he have been streaming online while he and his girlfriend drank cheap wine and smoked so much weed they passed out on the floor?True Romance, the legendary movie. Orrr an old episode of The Flintstones.
This is for everyone. I’m developing a character for a potential book. What would he have been streaming online while he and his girlfriend drank cheap wine and smoked so much weed they passed out on the floor?
This is for everyone. I’m developing a character for a potential book. What would he have been streaming online while he and his girlfriend drank cheap wine and smoked so much weed they passed out on the floor?
That movie with the fat guy from Roseanne that all stoner shitheads think is some kind of classic.
This is for everyone. I’m developing a character for a potential book. What would he have been streaming online while he and his girlfriend drank cheap wine and smoked so much weed they passed out on the floor?
This is for everyone. I’m developing a character for a potential book. What would he have been streaming online while he and his girlfriend drank cheap wine and smoked so much weed they passed out on the floor?North Korean Horse porn. Dressage is big in NorK.
@juan
Here's the thing; Bart, Annie, and someone else who isn't all that memorable all suggested The Big Lebowski! How elementary is that!!?? Just because your character is smoking weed, their tiny and void of originality minds immediately offer up a stoner movie ::) ::) ::) Surely you see my point.
I'm telling, man. This scene from Angel Heart is the one!
I didn't mean to. Bart described a movie but did not name it, so I was asking if he was referring to the Big Lebowski. I would suggest the Wizard Of Oz.BACKPEDAL ;D
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BACKPEDAL ;D
Potato potahto, Annie. The blood has been spilled!
What, can't you see the ?
Do you need reading glasses already? You can get contact lenses.
I did not get an answer to my question if he was looking for a movie or some sort of series. Certainly The Wizard Of Oz would be a far better movie than BL.
YOU'RE SO SILLY MR MAN
YES. I saw your question mark. I was simply using your response to Bart's suggestion to help build my case!! You're 3 hours ahead f me so I figured you would be long asleep by now. You were never meant to see my initial posting!!
GO TO BED!!
This is for everyone. I’m developing a character for a potential book. What would he have been streaming online while he and his girlfriend drank cheap wine and smoked so much weed they passed out on the floor?
When it happened to us, we were watching David Lynch's ERASERHEAD on a Blockbuster rental VHS tape.
- A jug of Carlo Rossi Chardonnay
&
- Creeper weed; home grown in the Ozarks on the Arkansas / Missouri border.
Noory would be beside himself to know we found a portal next to the Basin Park hotel in Eureka Springs and a shape shifting skinwalking "Big Black Cat/Thing" in Russellville.
I am suddenly reminded that I need to contact M----- Iron Eyes about a "reunion" at Lake Dardanelle in June. UFOs are routinely reported scouting ANO, that sits by the lake.
M----- only accepts physical letters. She has a P O Box in Rogers.
I'm already running later than Carroll's White Rabbit with all my f;&#!$@ correspondences.
I'm usually more efficient.
Thanks for the trigger, Juan.
When it happened to us, we were watching David Lynch's ERASERHEAD on a Blockbuster rental VHS tape.
just saying....;D
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;D@GravitySucks you're having a bonfire and didn't invite everyone? :(
@GravitySucks you're having a bonfire and didn't invite everyone? :(
Oops
@KSM have you ever been to Kentucky?
Looks like the 5 barflies you would find in a country and western bar on a mid-March Wednesday in a northern mining down that time forgot long ago. 4 families kept the town going, inbreeding as needed to keep the town alive in hopes that one day one of the inbreds would strike gold and the town would return to the glory it once knew. They all know that will never happen so they push the 2 least inbred looking girls out front and tell them to prop their wonky tits up and do their best not to look like the puss infested inbreds they are.
Looks like the 5 barflies you would find in a country and western bar on a mid-March Wednesday in a northern mining down that time forgot long ago. 4 families kept the town going, inbreeding as needed to keep the town alive in hopes that one day one of the inbreds would strike gold and the town would return to the glory it once knew. They all know that will never happen so they push the 2 least inbred looking girls out front and tell them to prop their wonky tits up and do their best not to look like the puss infested inbreds they are.
Looks like the 5 barflies you would find in a country and western bar on a mid-March Wednesday in a northern mining down that time forgot long ago. 4 families kept the town going, inbreeding as needed to keep the town alive in hopes that one day one of the inbreds would strike gold and the town would return to the glory it once knew. They all know that will never happen so they push the 2 least inbred looking girls out front and tell them to prop their wonky tits up and do their best not to look like the puss infested inbreds they are.
@KSM have you ever been to Kentucky?
Looks like the 5 barflies you would find in a country and western bar on a mid-March Wednesday in a northern mining down that time forgot long ago. 4 families kept the town going, inbreeding as needed to keep the town alive in hopes that one day one of the inbreds would strike gold and the town would return to the glory it once knew. They all know that will never happen so they push the 2 least inbred looking girls out front and tell them to prop their wonky tits up and do their best not to look like the puss infested inbreds they are.
This is for anyone
I'm looking for the best season of The X Files (your opinion). I need a new series and I have never - ever watched said TV show.
PS @ShayP + for the current AV and caption :)
PS @ShayP + for the current AV and caption :)
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@ShayP So you dropped a full gallon of paint on your carpet??!!?? Accident of course but why was the can open? why were you walking with paint? What were the plans here?
@KSM Yes I did. Well, the can wasn't open at first. I was shaking it instead of stirring. Just holding the can sideways shaking away. I could've stirred it but...I don't know. Somehow a seam in the lid wasn't tight and paint started splashing out, so I panicked. and in trying to hold the lid and rectify that situation I fumbled it and it went topside down and there was no choice. Nothing I could do but watch it spread all over.
I blame my clumsiness first and foremost. However, I hate these plastic lids. I want the metal ones that would stay on and were a bitch to open.
Anyway, the plan was to walk from my utility room where the paint was stored, through the area where I ruined the carpet, and then into the hallway to paint. Had I not shaken the can, I'd be fine. I'm a dumbass.
@KSM Yes I did. Well, the can wasn't open at first. I was shaking it instead of stirring. Just holding the can sideways shaking away. I could've stirred it but...I don't know. Somehow a seam in the lid wasn't tight and paint started splashing out, so I panicked. and in trying to hold the lid and rectify that situation I fumbled it and it went topside down and there was no choice. Nothing I could do but watch it spread all over.
I blame my clumsiness first and foremost. However, I hate these plastic lids. I want the metal ones that would stay on and were a bitch to open.
Anyway, the plan was to walk from my utility room where the paint was stored, through the area where I ruined the carpet, and then into the hallway to paint. Had I not shaken the can, I'd be fine. I'm a dumbass.
@anniem You just posted "many times gravity is our enemy" I happen to be getting to it first because there does not exist a TELL KSM thread.
Anyways I am curious. Did you have a fall? Perhaps you slipped on Shays paint drenched carpet?
WHAT UP!?
..or, down..
I drop many things. The gravity yanks things out of my hands! And I did fall in November. I went on the deck in slippers on frost and decided I should move a heavy chair. The chair did not move, and my feet did not remain solidly under me.
And also this afternoon one of the fire helicopters was pulled from the sky, emergency landed then sank into the lake. The pilot is ok.
DAMN THE GRAVITY!!!
(edit first report was of a "crash" but I revised it to what I just now read)
Gravity sucks
Gravity sucksDiggin' real deep there.
Gravity sucks
I drop many things. The gravity yanks things out of my hands! And I did fall in November. I went on the deck in slippers on frost and decided I should move a heavy chair. The chair did not move, and my feet did not remain solidly under me.
And also this afternoon one of the fire helicopters was pulled from the sky, emergency landed then sank into the lake. The pilot is ok.
DAMN THE GRAVITY!!!
(edit first report was of a "crash" but I revised it to what I just now read)
Why did you want to move the chair?
A few things come to mind here.
1. you wanted to sit in the chair but needed it placed where the sun was shining
2. you were rearranging patio furniture
3. the chair is old and you were going to throw it over the patio to take to the dump
4. you were playing some kind of poltergeist prank on Mr. M
5. you think you're as strong as me
@anniem
All excellent guesses.So you might want to think about a different place for the bird feeder thus ensuring that you will will not run the risk of further injury? OR rearrange the entire patio.
The furniture was in the way of me reaching the hook for the hummingbird feeder which I had just filled and wanted to hang. I didn't want to lean way over the furniture and fall down. Instead I chose to push on the furniture, which refused to move and you know the rest.
So you might want to think about a different place for the bird feeder thus ensuring that you will will not run the risk of further injury? OR rearrange the entire patio.
I once had a friend who seriously injured his penis because his bird feeder was empty and they, the birds, attacked him where it hurts! He drove a truck up the hill to the country doctor however the doctor was a bird lover and proceeded to chop my friend into little bits with a sharp thing. I don't know why you people do not plan things out correctly. I am a Libra - we know the flow and we place and space things perfectly until things feel right and all paths are clear.
:)
Libra
:)
So you might want to think about a different place for the bird feeder thus ensuring that you will will not run the risk of further injury? OR rearrange the entire patio.
I once had a friend who seriously injured his penis because his bird feeder was empty and they, the birds, attacked him where it hurts! He drove a truck up the hill to the country doctor however the doctor was a bird lover and proceeded to chop my friend into little bits with a sharp thing. I don't know why you people do not plan things out correctly. I am a Libra - we know the flow and we place and space things perfectly until things feel right and all paths are clear.
:)
Libra
:)
@ShayP
Any update on the flooring situation?
What complicates matters is when I rip all this up, I have to load it and take it to the dump; or pay for hauling. Garbage men won't take it. The room isn't small either.
Aren’t you in the Pittsburgh area, Shay?
...The more I discover about this property the more I'm convinced the previous owners were crazy. I've come across a lot of very odd things. They were the sole owners since 1965 when the house was built until we moved in last year.
Regarding my 'crazy' comment. There were lightbulbs glued in fixtures. YES! Glued in, and nearly every room has Scotch Tape everywhere. I have no idea why. It's like the tape was used as a decoration.
@ShayP
Cut it up in hunks, throw it in the back yard and each week put a couple of hunks in the bottom of your rubbish bag. The rubbish men *will* take it then.
Or perhaps you can use the same solution that we once used when faced with the disposal of a life sized, very much used, sex doll. I'm sure you have heard
that tale and know how that was handled. It would work for you as well.
Aren’t you in the Pittsburgh area, Shay?
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;) ;) ;)
I think I put the sex doll thing out of my mind. @Walks_At_Night LOL! I could use your method but it would take weeks to dispose of it all after it's bagged up. I may just do that however. Thank you. It's just weird because they are particular about trash collection. A lot has changed since I first moved a way. Before then you could put anything in any amount out to the curb and they'd take it. Not anymore.
Well, @KSM as you know I started to remove the carpet and said fuck it. I'm not doing that shit on my only day off.
It appears that the padding was partially glued to the floor with a substance that resembles tar. Under that there are square vinyl tiles showing through. There is also a segment where there is a double layer of carpet. I don't understand why one would lay carpet on top of carpet.
I'm not sure what the previous owners were thinking. Spilling the paint was actually a blessing because this carpet sucks and I want to have some laminate flooring installed. However that will have to wait until the Fall due to financial restraints.
What complicates matters is when I rip all this up, I have to load it and take it to the dump; or pay for hauling. Garbage men won't take it. The room isn't small either.
The more I discover about this property the more I'm convinced the previous owners were crazy. I've come across a lot of very odd things. They were the sole owners since 1965 when the house was built until we moved in last year.
Regarding my 'crazy' comment. There were lightbulbs glued in fixtures. YES! Glued in, and nearly every room has Scotch Tape everywhere. I have no idea why. It's like the tape was used as a decoration.
Oh jeez. Not Senda. "The guy from Pittsburgh." ::) Yeah, I'm just north of the city proper. Around 8 miles or so. Maybe Senda was related to the people that lived here before. ;D ;)Let’s hope Senda’s relatives didn’t leave any ghosts behind. ;) :)
@TigerLily you've had the same AV for some time now.. gettin' a little old, a little plaaaayed by now. Sheeesh!
Switch it up, toots. Or I'll switch it for you.
Ok @KSM How about this for something different? I think we all know who the Angel is. Y'all will have to figure out who the Demon is
Demon or horny devil?I suspect she's both.
Well, @KSM as you know I started to remove the carpet and said fuck it. I'm not doing that shit on my only day off.Wait until you find out about the twelve layers of shingles on the roof.
It appears that the padding was partially glued to the floor with a substance that resembles tar. Under that there are square vinyl tiles showing through. There is also a segment where there is a double layer of carpet. I don't understand why one would lay carpet on top of carpet.
I'm not sure what the previous owners were thinking. Spilling the paint was actually a blessing because this carpet sucks and I want to have some laminate flooring installed. However that will have to wait until the Fall due to financial restraints.
What complicates matters is when I rip all this up, I have to load it and take it to the dump; or pay for hauling. Garbage men won't take it. The room isn't small either.
The more I discover about this property the more I'm convinced the previous owners were crazy. I've come across a lot of very odd things. They were the sole owners since 1965 when the house was built until we moved in last year.
Regarding my 'crazy' comment. There were lightbulbs glued in fixtures. YES! Glued in, and nearly every room has Scotch Tape everywhere. I have no idea why. It's like the tape was used as a decoration.
Wait until you find out about the twelve layers of shingles on the roof.
Great (current) Avatar @Camazotz Automat
I have the cassette :D still
Nothing to play it but I have it.
Well, @KSM as you know I started to remove the carpet and said fuck it. I'm not doing that shit on my only day off.We? There's a we? Is she cute @ShayP ?
It appears that the padding was partially glued to the floor with a substance that resembles tar. Under that there are square vinyl tiles showing through. There is also a segment where there is a double layer of carpet. I don't understand why one would lay carpet on top of carpet.
I'm not sure what the previous owners were thinking. Spilling the paint was actually a blessing because this carpet sucks and I want to have some laminate flooring installed. However that will have to wait until the Fall due to financial restraints.
What complicates matters is when I rip all this up, I have to load it and take it to the dump; or pay for hauling. Garbage men won't take it. The room isn't small either.
The more I discover about this property the more I'm convinced the previous owners were crazy. I've come across a lot of very odd things. They were the sole owners since 1965 when the house was built until we moved in last year.
Regarding my 'crazy' comment. There were lightbulbs glued in fixtures. YES! Glued in, and nearly every room has Scotch Tape everywhere. I have no idea why. It's like the tape was used as a decoration.
@TigerLily you've had the same AV for some time now.. gettin' a little old, a little plaaaayed by now. Sheeesh!Toots? Really? I hadn't realized this was still in the male lexicon. With this in mind is your @KSM go to address to your female bartenders or waitstaff Toots, Baby, or Darling??
Switch it up, toots. Or I'll switch it for you.
or Darling??
We? There's a we? Is she cute @ShayP ?
Great (current) Avatar @Camazotz Automat
I have the cassette :D still
Nothing to play it but I have it.
Hey KSM, who's the tranny in your avatar? It looks like a buffed up Tiny Tim.That's your wimpass head bouncing off my board, you should know.
That's your wimpass head bouncing off my board, you should know.
Dude, do you even lift?That always makes me laugh.
Dude, do you even lift?
That always makes me laugh.Me too. This guy always comes really close to to gittin' knocked oot!
Ha! It's not what ya think. @PolkaDot ;)Whew! All the girls were about to get jealous! ;) @ShayP
YES, I do say that to female waitstaff. And I'd say it to you in person. I know for a fact that I used it no less than twice this past Friday at the oyster bar. Truth be known I only say it when The She isn't at the table. On Fridays she takes alot of work calls where she'll step outside and this allows me to call da' bitches whatever I want! - within reason, I mean, I still want my drink so I can't be too prickish. ;)
How ya' lick that, TOOTS! @PolkaDot
Ha! It's not what ya think. @PolkaDot ;)
I found a neatly folded $20 bill in a parking lot today. :) Now it's burning a hole in my pocket and I want to spend it. :D@ShayP
@ShayP
Booze. In fact you should return to the parking lot and drink it there. Just sit there and talk to passers by as you drink.
Good call. @KSM I like the way you think. I may get that whiskey you recommended. Probably more than $20 but that's fine. Writers Tears, was it?Yes, Writers tears regular or Japanese cask. Paddy is extremely good too and cost less.
Yes, Writers tears regular or Japanese cask. Paddy is extremely good too and cost less.
Yes, Writers tears regular or Japanese cask. Paddy is extremely good too and cost less.
Thanks man!@ShayP During a recent discussion you were telling me of 'dry counties' I assume that you are not in one?
@PB How was the Dr. appt and were you asked.. The Question!?
He asked if I got the vaccine, I said no, he asked if I had any questions for him about it, I said no, and that was it.Was hoping for something a little more confrontational. I hope your anal warts clear up. :D
@ShayP During a recent discussion you were telling me of 'dry counties' I assume that you are not in one?
@KSM No, I'm not in a dry county. The only liquor store within 30 miles of me that handles it is on the shelf is currently out of stock but it is on order. The Writer's Tears Japanese Mizunara Cask is above my pay grade. Can't drop $100 on that. However the Writers' Tears Copper Pot is at $40, and should be a good starting point. I trust your judgment that the brand is good stuff.Does your state still practice blue laws? Why wouldn't they be open on a Sunday @ShayP ? ??? How are you supposed to get drunk before church?
The closest liquor store near me employs a bunch of rude assholes so I won't do business with them anymore. They said they could order it but acted like it was an absolute inconvenience. Sighing, eye-rolling, pissed off looking faces, taking their good old sweet time. I just stood there fuming and said "Don't worry 'bout it" and left. Fuck 'em.
I'm glad you brought the whiskey up because I forgot about it. I'll roll up there this weekend. They actually have Sunday hours which I found surprising.
Does your state still practice blue laws? Why wouldn't they be open on a Sunday @ShayP ? ??? How are you supposed to get drunk before church?@PolkaDot you have to buy your drink on Saturdays. The Pennsylvania Liquor Control Board is king.
Does your state still practice blue laws? Why wouldn't they be open on a Sunday @ShayP ? ??? How are you supposed to get drunk before church?
Just give Hillbilly Jim a buzz.look at that handmade coil!
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@PolkaDot you have to buy your drink on Saturdays. The Pennsylvania Liquor Control Board is king.Wow :o. Puritans. ::)
@KSM No, I'm not in a dry county. The only liquor store within 30 miles of me that handles it is on the shelf is currently out of stock but it is on order. The Writer's Tears Japanese Mizunara Cask is above my pay grade. Can't drop $100 on that. However the Writers' Tears Copper Pot is at $40, and should be a good starting point. I trust your judgment that the brand is good stuff.
The closest liquor store near me employs a bunch of rude assholes so I won't do business with them anymore. They said they could order it but acted like it was an absolute inconvenience. Sighing, eye-rolling, pissed off looking faces, taking their good old sweet time. I just stood there fuming and said "Don't worry 'bout it" and left. Fuck 'em.
I'm glad you brought the whiskey up because I forgot about it. I'll roll up there this weekend. They actually have Sunday hours which I found surprising.
Paddy! - is also a delightful treat that is weirdly under priced. Priced like the more common Jamie yet distinctly better!
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The copper pot is IMO just as nice as the Japanese cask. Your price $100. for the Jappy? I currently pay $147. We get screwed on whiskey up here.
Paddy! - is also a delightful treat that is weirdly under priced. Priced like the more common Jamie yet distinctly better!
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$147!!! for the Jappy? :o @KSM I've seen Paddy's before but gave it no consideration. It costs $20 here so I'm guessing it's about $30 in your neck of the woods.
Writer's Tears is currently in stock now. :D The nice guy at the good liquor store called me yesterday and asked if he should hold one for me. THAT is customer service. I don't get that from the jagoffs at the store closest to me. >:(
Paddy is about $24. here. So you're dismissing Paddy because of price? DON'T TURN YOUR NOSE UP AT IT, DUDE!! But yes by all means git you some copper pot tears. :) @ShayPOh, no no no. @KSM I was just saying that I've seen Paddy's in the aisles but never considered purchasing it. Based on your recommendation, I will. I was always a Bushmills or Jameson guy. I never expanded my horizons.
I never expanded my horizons.
Oh, no no no. @KSM I never expanded my horizons.Excuse me for butting in.
@ShayP , Holder of Cheffly Knowledge, and @Bart Ell , lover of smoked meats, I’m winding up to try out my new toy but feeling overwhelmed with options- any wisdom on smoking pork ribs? I’m usually a dry rub girl but everyone else wants me to sauce them up! I’m truly tempted to just S&P and give them a long slow smoke for my very first go, but my husband made a face - a why would you do that face. :-\ I require inspiration- help! Should I give in to the sauce nazi?
Dry rub is the way to go. My favorite method is to sear them over a rather high heat, wrap them in foil until tender and then baste them in sauce and open grill them until the sauce sets up a bitI want to use my electric smoker- no open grill. You make an actual sauce or just do apple cider vinegar or the like? @GravitySucks
I want to use my electric smoker- no open grill. You make an actual sauce or just do apple cider vinegar or the like? @GravitySucks
@ShayP , Holder of Cheffly Knowledge, and @Bart Ell , lover of smoked meats, I’m winding up to try out my new toy but feeling overwhelmed with options- any wisdom on smoking pork ribs? I’m usually a dry rub girl but everyone else wants me to sauce them up! I’m truly tempted to just S&P and give them a long slow smoke for my very first go, but my husband made a face - a why would you do that face. :-\ I require inspiration- help! Should I give in to the sauce nazi?
You start with a dry rub and sauce it when it is done.
Like the sex.
Dry hump and then the juicy stuff.
Does anyone still have copper wire landline service?
Nobody at AT&T seems to have a clue what I am asking for.
@PolkaDot I must apologize. I've been lacking any creative thought or focus lately. The fellas here gave some good advice. I'm putting the onus on them. ;D I personally have never used an electric smoker before. By the way, what kind of wood chips will you be using?I haven’t decided yet,probably applewood. I might do hickory- that’s my go to when I make pulled pork @ShayP
I haven’t decided yet,probably applewood. I might do hickory- that’s my go to when I make pulled pork @ShayP~Apple~applewood~ and pork are soooo plaaaayed. How bout those cretins who ruin a perfectly good ham with an orange glaze! Do you do that @PolkaDot
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~Apple~applewood~ and pork are soooo plaaaayed. How bout those cretins who ruin a perfectly good ham with an orange glaze! Do you do that @PolkaDotUmmm, no that's not really my style either. I don't even remember the last time I baked a ham @KSM , it has to have been at least two if not three years ago. :-\ And I'm pretty sure the last couple of times would have been a country ham which is a different beast entirely, well it's still pig....
@ShayP - I've decided to do a dry rub on the ribs: pepper, paprika cayenne, garlic, dry mustard, and perhaps a dash of cumin with a tablespoon or two of brown sugar. I'll try out a mop sauce recipe I found of bourbon, apple cider, cider vinegar, lemon, and Worcestershire every 30 minutes (that seems like a lot *shrug*). And I'll smoke it over hickory so that the neighbor @KSM doesn't complain about the mundaneness of my smoke pairings.
Dinner is at 5 on Sunday. Hopefully @GravitySucks and @Bart Ell and the Spousal Unit won't be too bummed about the lack of sauce....Maybe I'll make one for those sauce inclined to have on the side. It'll depend on how much bourbon is consumed during the smoking process. ;D
@ShayP - I've decided to do a dry rub on the ribs: pepper, paprika cayenne, garlic, dry mustard, and perhaps a dash of cumin with a tablespoon or two of brown sugar. I'll try out a mop sauce recipe I found of bourbon, apple cider, cider vinegar, lemon, and Worcestershire every 30 minutes (that seems like a lot *shrug*). And I'll smoke it over hickory so that the neighbor @KSM doesn't complain about the mundaneness of my smoke pairings.
Regarding the applewood and pork: your dramatics, while entertaining, are not exactly on point. I would recommend to you that perhaps it is used often because they make such a delectable pairing. If it isn't broken then there is no need to perform unneeded repairs or in your case- throw it out entirely. 8)
SAUCE ON SIDE! @KSM
@Camazotz Automat About five or so weeks ago you were sporting the One Vice At A Time avatar. I told you of the cassette I have but with no way to audibly enjoy it. Fast forward to just last week I received the CD I ordered.. you know the one. To my dismay (see picture) there was a sticker on the front case that would not so easily be removed. This marred my new purchase and knowing me as only I do it made me quite angry. I considered grabbing my wife's hair dryer (but didn't) after trying ever so gently to to remove the eyesore sticker with my nail only made things worse.@KSM
You can see what my solution was.
I wish they had not forced my hand in such a way.
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@KSMThank you for that. Goo Gone I shall seek this out as I have more than a few items around the house in need of such a cleanup.
I feel your pain.
That is an elegant and fast solution to a problem that drives me nuts as well. Especially if I purchased a CD because I want to relish the classic artwork as I listen. Full immersion.
Because of the KROKUS band logo, I do think it is a cool sticker. Almost pharmaceutical in appearance. But they should place it on the shrink wrap's outer surface. Even better, redesign it and print it on card stock and place it inside as a faux "backstage pass" collectible.
Similarly, I dislike stickers on book jackets. I regularly buy used books. I don't care if the book is beat up, but added barcode stickers and price stickers on the dust jacket are hard for me to ignore.
I've had a lot of luck using the pictured product which you may already know about. I'm in the process right now of moistening and peeling off a partial sticker on a book delivered today. The seller tried to remove it, and it mostly came off, but it left behind a square, sticky, transparent, fuzz magnet, as well as a sticker fragment. I put a couple of drops on the area and let it sit for three minutes then peeled up the remaining sticker a little at a time. Then maybe another drop where curled up sticker meets book jacket. As far as the residual adhesive, I use a smooth cloth, moistened with the cleaner and make small circular motions with the cloth. That motion also starts balling up any "ghosting" paper that would not peel up.
So it works well on CD cases and glossy book cover paper. I've also used it on glossy vinyl-record jackets to remove the price stickers applied by used-books stores.
Note:
The solvent is toxic. User Alert. But it sure as Hades works.
... Similarly, I dislike stickers on book jackets...
I do! I use it instead of my cell if at home. Had the number since 99. I even have a hard wired phone from the 70's mounted in my bar. It works and of course it is a rotary..Just this last weekend, I heard on The Tech Guy show where he said that some phone systems no longer are compatible with rotary!
Just this last weekend, I heard on The Tech Guy show where he said that some phone systems no longer are compatible with rotary!
Just this last weekend, I heard on The Tech Guy show where he said that some phone systems no longer are compatible with rotary!Yes. Copper!
I remember living in a house that was built in the 1950s, I believe. Every time the wind blew the phone would crackle because the copper wire strands would rub against each other. Still, I prefer and would like to return to copper.
Especially with all this work at home crap, I hate the time delays that VoIP cause.
... I still have all those old phones from the 40's and 50's in a closet...
Are you taking that crap with you when you move?Crap? These are haunted phones, keepsakes! Shall I throw out the 100's of 45's I have from old Juckebox's too? Yeah the phones are taking up space and I should rid myself of them. They look great on a modern desk whether wired or not. (not the hardwired plastic piece of 80'2 crap I posted just previously)
Are you hiring movers? Will her company reimburse you?
Crap? These are haunted phones, keepsakes! Shall I throw out the 100's of 45's I have from old Juckebox's too? Yeah the phones are taking up space and I should rid myself of them. They look great on a modern desk whether wired or not. (not the hardwired plastic piece of 80'2 crap I posted just previously)
The relocation company (LEXICON Relocation) handles everything from the movers to the broker fees. Nothing, no-thing is out of pocket for us. To the contrary and very much so or we would not be uprooting ourselves in such a way. Her company even pays for a rental home for a few months while we settle in and window shop for houses. Anything even worth considering in the Seattle area begins in the 850K. How did that happen in Washington, it seems sooo Vancouver like to have house prices so high. Also, nunchucks are illegal in Canada but not in the US so I will no longer have to manufacture my own and that's big, dammit!
You know, I'm guessing Falkie would be pretty happy to have a few of those old phones to display in his apartment, especially with the provenance you could provide.I don't think touching anything he has touched would be in my best interest. And besides @PB you would have to be the middleman.
He may even be willing to trade something from his own collection for them.
Happy hump day, pal!
Morg was a wonderful bird but not this wonderful! Now that bird brings home the bacon..............Quote
@Walks_At_Night How long have you been a bird guy? My bass player and his wife have large tropical birds like parrots and cockatoos. These fuckers roam free all over their giant house. They bite and are very territorial. We hate going over there for dinner because if you sit in the wrong place you may be infringing on some asshole birds turf. I'll give Mike and Wendy credit in that these birds are very clean and seem to be potty trained.
Have you ever had birds like these?
@Walks_At_Night How long have you been a bird guy? My bass player and his wife have large tropical birds like parrots and cockatoos. These fuckers roam free all over their giant house. They bite and are very territorial. We hate going over there for dinner because if you sit in the wrong place you may be infringing on some asshole birds turf. I'll give Mike and Wendy credit in that these birds are very clean and seem to be potty trained.
Have you ever had birds like these?
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Cute!Agreed. I also noticed that WAN has healthy cuticles for a man but may have a calcium problem. @Bart Ell also noticed that.
That is one happy healthy trusting bonding bird.
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A classis TELLWell this is awkward:::
@ItsOver
You inspired me with your recommendation to ShayP to purchase an TV antenna so I picked one up, I grabbed a good one too! This will be a fun experiment once we move south in a few months. Wife thinks it's ridiculous but like a train set I plan to have fun with it. The many, many signals that broadcast around the Seattle area. :D
And I don't even watch TV!! :P
Well this is awkward:::
Must be on yet another ignore list. CockSuckinCuntFucks!
Well this is awkward:::
Must be on yet another ignore list. CockSuckinCuntFucks!
You are on my buddy list.That I know! Ditto
:) :) :) :) :) :)
So that makes 888 of the 1003 members of this forum? :oI have always loved your optimism. :)
;D
A classis TELLSeattle should be good. I’ve got an OTA station I’m watching right at the moment, Movies!
@ItsOver
You inspired me with your recommendation to ShayP to purchase an TV antenna so I picked one up, I grabbed a good one too! This will be a fun experiment once we move south in a few months. Wife thinks it's ridiculous but like a train set I plan to have fun with it. The many, many signals that broadcast around the Seattle area. :D
And I don't even watch TV!! :P
Seattle should be good. I’ve got an OTA station I’m watching right at the moment, Movies!Thank you for sharing the link. Looks fun!
https://www.moviestvnetwork.com/
It’s like a poor man’s TCM, lots of classic movies, including Noir classics, like old Bogie movies.
All the available OTA stations work fine for me, since many of them, like MeTV, COZI, and AntennaTV just show classic old shows. I can’t stand today’s crap, with all it’s PC, Woke stuff and social engineering agendas. Plus, you can’t beat the price.
Now it's awkward. ;):)
HEY WAN!
Oh yeah? @Walks_At_Night
https://www.gq.com/story/woman-gets-her-anus-bronzed-by-mischievous-gnome-and-its-on-video
Made it all the way through - 7 minutes and 10 seconds. Had to see how it turned out. Just think - 200 years from now some guy will have it and can say "This is my great-great-great-great-great-great-great grand mother's butthole". Whereas the edible anus just gets gobbled up and is gone.I didn't watch. But now I feel guilty. Guess I better man
I didn't watch. But now I feel guilty. Guess I better mananusup and watch.
No. I am percent on point. Apple and pork and have a free ride for far too long.WOW. okay, The class has learned a LOT about you in this single post @KSM . 1) you have a VERY active imagination, which I'm sure we can all appreciate. 2) You can't count-don't worry, there's a lot of kids that have to use their fingers and toes to do arithmetic and still struggle to get the right answer. 3) maybe as a group we could go in on one of those cool new Mickey Mouse digital watches, you wouldn't even have to learn how to tell time in the old school analog way.
And listen @PolkaDot You have tagged me 4 that's FOUR times today in one 12 minute visit from all areas of the board. You can't get enough as you diddle yourself to me but need to feed the kitty with whatever attention scraps I throw your way.
This is all you'll get today. Do with it what you will.
@PolkaDot That looks fantastic. Are you smoking them and afterward putting them on the grill and then mopping the sauce? Regardless, I bet it turns out delicious. ;)@ShayP I've having SO MUCH FUN with my new toy! I have been doing a dry rub and then smoking low and slow. No "finishing" required.
WOW. okay, The class has learned a LOT about you in this single post @KSM . 1) you have a VERY active imagination, which I'm sure we can all appreciate. 2) You can't count-don't worry, there's a lot of kids that have to use their fingers and toes to do arithmetic and still struggle to get the right answer. 3) maybe as a group we could go in on one of those cool new Mickey Mouse digital watches, you wouldn't even have to learn how to tell time in the old school analog way.No you jackass. No more apple and pork!
P.S. Ooooops... here's @KSM ....bc apparently it would hurt your feelings if I only tagged youoncetwice...I mean FOUR times.
No you jackass. No more apple and pork!
I don't know why I take it easy on you. I have apologized in the past simply because I'm a good guy but you push and push for more abuse until I am asked to apologize yet again!
I am sorry you're being a cunt.
Sor-ee
You really haven’t been trained correctly have you? Poor wife and girlfriends, they must not have acquired you early enough. *Sigh* We all know what they say about old dogs and new tricks.Watch my mouth when I speak to you? Hahaha You mean like look in the mirror and say these things? I can do that!! I love looking in the mirror!! Thank you @PolkaDot
Watch your mouth when you speak to me. Weak assed apology not accepted.
@KSM is this your wife?The black woman in the background?
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Watch my mouth when I speak to you? Hahaha You mean like look in the mirror and say these things? I can do that!! I love looking in the mirror!! Thank you @PolkaDot
I did my normal Saturday morning mountain climb with no hamstring pain. I guess taking it easy really does help you heal faster. @KSMYes. Rest is the best. But did it drive you nuts having to be so sedentary? @whoozit
Yes. Rest is the best. But did it drive you nuts having to be so sedentary? @whoozitit did. I tried to walk the next day and shuffled 100 yards or so gasping in pain every third step and shut it down for a few days. By the end of the week I was walking 30 minutes with minor discomfort and the occasional twinge. By the end of week two I was walking 4 miles with no pain and little discomfort but decided to wait another week before trying it on the mountain. I’m glad I did. @KSM
HEY!
@ShayP I think maybe you better apologize to Bart for gaying up his thread last night!
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LOL!!!! @KSM has very strong hands.It’s all in the hands.
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What the actual f*ck boys? Come back from degeneracy. Come back.........Heh, heh, heh... we’re just having a little fun.
Here this will help...
Heh, heh, heh... we’re just having a little fun.
What the actual f*ck boys? Come back from degeneracy. Come back.........
Well okay then. Just have a care. That is how it starts but it ends with tales of your cousin Orson.
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Ha! I will admit, I do like the flow of these three gifs together. ;)
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Ha! I will admit, I do like the flow of these three gifs together. ;)
I do too. @ItsOver I can't stop laughing. Good God I need help. ;DLOL! It is amusing. And somewhat mesmerizing. ;D
LOL! It is amusing. And somewhat mesmerizing. ;D
LMAO!! True. I'm sitting here watching some guy getting his ass rubbed and I don't know why. Thanks for this. ;DHeh, heh, heh... it could happen only on
Heh, heh, heh... it could happen only onBEllGab. ;D
I do know that I will buy a jock strap and a pound of butter tomorrow, or maybe Monday.And don’t forget to “Aim straight ahead.†;D
I think you made art. (not Bell) ;) Andy Warhol couldn't have posted gifs like that. Well done. ;DSunday morning. I should be saying my prayers and not reading the comments in this thread.
Well now yer cookin'
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Sunday morning. I should be saying my prayers and not reading the comments in this thread.
Here's looking at you,kid@ShayP . ;)
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Pancakes... melting butter... uh, uh, uh... I’m so stimulated!
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@ShayP
Is it pathetic that I am f*cking stoked for the up and coming "Koegel's On the Road" visit here locally?
https://koegelsontheroad.com/shop/?action=view_products&tour_date=366
@TigerLily don't you also have a birthday in October? Your current AV suggests so..
I will wish you a HB on the day of but mine lasts all month.
I think us Libras are like that. The whole of of October is MINE starting with my avatar on the first and going all the way through Halloween. I will share it with you. Only because you seem like you would be a fun guy to party with. And you look like you have the stamina for a month-long birthday celebrationYes. cakes are a nice touch :) Annnnd I do have the stamina to turn 5 years old all month long as I do every Rocktober. Thank you for noticing.
I like our birthday cake. Nice touch
You will notice *cough* let me start over.
I see you've noticed that I tagged you in the Documentaries thread. I see you have responded too. That is also good. Don't expect me to respond to your response as that would completely negate the result that IS your response.
That said i do thank you for your response in said thread. Thank you @ShayP
@PolkaDot You are in Crete! How wonderful! How great we can travel again! Obviously, this isn't my question
As our resident fashion expert, I wondered if you could explain about why these black diamonds are heated. The advertisement made a big deal about "Pavé black diamonds, heated"
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Also our Fashion thread has been woefully ignored. I blame the Covid. We missed Fashion Week but anything catching your eye for the holidays?
@PolkaDot You are in Crete! How wonderful! How great we can travel again! Obviously, this isn't my question
As our resident fashion expert, I wondered if you could explain about why these black diamonds are heated. The advertisement made a big deal about "Pavé black diamonds, heated"
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Also our Fashion thread has been woefully ignored. I blame the Covid. We missed Fashion Week but anything catching your eye for the holidays?
@TigerLily I really don’t know, I actually loathe diamonds. They’re so…boring. I had no idea they came in black. I’m glad they do though, Mother Nature knows her stuff, I will not doubt her again.
Whatever happened to @Ciardelo he was here and then one day he was no longer here @TigerLilyHallmark has a nice line of “Sorry I raped your feelings†cards.
Just one more individual that I had to send an apology PM to.
Hallmark has a nice line of “Sorry I raped your feelings†cards.@whoozit I have started a Fantasy Slut League. You want in? I'll cover you.
@whoozit I have started a Fantasy Slut League. You want in? I'll cover you.Is this a boys only club?
Is this a boys only club?
Whatever happened to @Ciardelo he was here and then one day he was no longer here @TigerLily
Just one more individual that I had to send an apology PM to.
@TigerLily I really don’t know, I actually loathe diamonds. They’re so…boring. I had no idea they came in black. I’m glad they do though, Mother Nature knows her stuff, I will not doubt her again.
You mean like one of my girlfriends is binge watching Criminal Minds and calls it Shemar's Show?Oooh the dreeaamy Shamar Moore who found pseudo fame in the 90's as Malcolm on The Young & The Restless. They often had him in a speedo like suit for pool scenes. L00ked like he was smugglin' an olive. ;D
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You think I had something to do with @Ciardelo leaving? No. I don't think soYeah. I do. He was always nice to you and only to get the 'talk to the hand, baby!'
@whoozit I have started a Fantasy Slut League. You want in? I'll cover you.As a player or spectator? @KSM
As a player or spectator? @KSMYou graduate from from one level to the next. If you win you'll be entered into the hooker rally or the 'poobear' shuffle.
There are two kinds of black diamonds, rare and expensive naturally black one, and diamonds that have many minute inclusions - graphite, etc that make them look grey. They are heated to turn them black, and be more attractive and saleable.
They are probably required to state the difference when advertising, or feel that's the ethical thing to do.
@PB You have unexpected depths. An expertise in diamonds. Too bad you still don't know sh*t about constitutional rights
You mean like one of my girlfriends is binge watching Criminal Minds and calls it Shemar's Show?Your girlfriend has good taste in boys @TigerLily yummmmmm
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@PB Too bad you still don't know sh*t about constitutional rightsHEY Weren't you the one complaining about politics in the "normal threads" ? I believe you were! @TigerLily Just another example of leftist hypocrisy. Clean it up darlin'!!
HEY Weren't you the one complaining about politics in the "normal threads" ? I believe you were! @TigerLily Just another example of leftist hypocrisy. Clean it up darlin'!!
This is why people are frightened by cis males
This is why people are frightened by cis malesTwisted Cismale
Ha! ;D
HEY Weren't you the one complaining about politics in the "normal threads" ? I believe you were! @TigerLily Just another example of leftist hypocrisy. Clean it up darlin'!!LionDaisy only has to follow the rules she makes up in her head.
@PolkaDot@Camazotz Automat -wow, he’s rather furry. I had no idea. :o
Happy Birthday @TigerLily
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Happy Birthday @TigerLilyGlad to see you we’re following Smokey’s guidance. ;D
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@Camazotz Automat -wow, he’s rather furry. I had no idea. :o
This is a rather sad song. :-\
@TigerLily - My #clickacy seems to be acting up. Are you getting my ads?
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Yours seems to be some some sort of weird mash up. Yes. Boho style and and cheap black diamonds which could have been directed toward me but it does have that German music influence. I have been getting some lovely lingerie items recently and nice jewelry. Both I assume are your influence. And Men's Wearhouse keeps popping up for nice eye candy. I suggest we follow Bart's advice and continue to click until we hit Jackpot
Wish I would pull some eye candy. All I have been pulling is Range Hood stuff.You may need to backdown on all those Tim Allen searches. ;)
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You may need to backdown on all those Tim Allen searches. ;)
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@Walks_At_NightHeh, I loved Risk in my youth.
Are you a board game guy? I never lose a game of RISK and never win a game of Monopoly. Very frustrating.. guess that's why I give The She all myBenjaminsElizabeth's.
Heh, I loved Risk in my youth.Do you play Chess? Online? @ItsOver 8)
@Walks_At_Night
Are you a board game guy? I never lose a game of RISK and never win a game of Monopoly. Very frustrating.. guess that's why I give The She all myBenjaminsElizabeth's.
Well KSM, err @THRUST MEATNOZZLE I enjoy board games. Sadly these days I usually only have time to play them around Christmas time as most times I'm working [or shit posting on forums in little spurts]. My immediate family are all females so we play the stuff they like - Life, Clue, Dominoes and Sorry. Back in the day Risk and APBA Baseball were two favorites. Never been that big on Monopoly though.
Do you play Chess? Online? @ItsOver 8)I can play chess but am far from being skilled. Online? I thought the internet only existed for EllGab.
Well KSM, err @THRUST MEATNOZZLE I enjoy board games. Sadly these days I usually only have time to play them around Christmas time as most times I'm working [or shit posting on forums in little spurts]. My immediate family are all females so we play the stuff they like - Life, Clue, Dominoes and Sorry. Back in the day Risk and APBA Baseball were two favorites. Never been that big on Monopoly though.
I can play chess but am far from being skilled. Online? I thought the internet only existed for EllGab.
#GNSspreadTheWord
Seriously KSM? @THRUST MEATNOZZLE You and your damn periodic name changes. You'll always be KSM to me. :-*I sometimes go by my maiden name.. 8)
I sometimes go by my maiden name.. 8)
I loved APBA Baseball. @Walks_At_Night I haven't played that since the 80's. There was a vintage set for sale at one of the antique/thrift stores I frequent. It was incomplete though and am too OCD to buy it if it's not the whole thing. In hindsight I should've because some of the cards are valuable. Hmm...I just may go back.
If it is not present, please talk the females into adding OTHELLO to your game closet.
Sorry. Just my controlling nature showing. But hey, my controlling nature to spread the gospel of OTHELLO is much friendlier than a JACK T. CHICK religious tract! :D
So there's that.
It was a great deal of fun. If you go back, keep and eye out for this particular card. I'd imagine that @Bart Ell would like to have it:
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I met him when I was 17 and he hugged me with the love of a man confident in his sexuality.
We are the same height but he was now bear sized and enveloped me in his loving bear arms.
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What a talented player - it is a shame he had all those injuries and I guess the drugs and booze didn't help either.
When I was a kid, I couldn't figure out what the logo on the hat was. It looks like elk, but that didn't make any sense. Someone on a broadcast reminiscing about the Expos said it was an M.
Oh. A tri-colored very stylized M. I would never have recognized that as an M, ever.
What a talented player - it is a shame he had all those injuries and I guess the drugs and booze didn't help either.
It’s M, e, b - Montreal Expos Baseball.
Red E
Blue B
Who thing M
Expos
Baseball
Montreal
I've haven't played Othello in a jillion years - going back to the old Husker Du? subliminal message days. Guess I need to change this situation.
@ShayP your av cracks me up! :D
Thanks! @PolkaDot Yours has a certain 'Je ne sais quoi.' ;)@ShayP That's her before her morning coffee. Not kidding. She's back on full caffeinated coffee after several failed attempts to stay decaf. Ain't that right m' dear @PolkaDot!!! And then - later - when she needs a caffeine free (sober buddy) who ya think she calls on for support and discipline!!?!!
@ShayP That's her before her morning coffee. Not kidding. She's back on full caffeinated coffee after several failed attempts to stay decaf. Ain't that right m' dear @PolkaDot!!! And then - later - when she needs a caffeine free (sober buddy) who ya think she calls on for support and discipline!!?!!
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@ShayP That's her before her morning coffee. Not kidding. She's back on full caffeinated coffee after several failed attempts to stay decaf. Ain't that right m' dear @PolkaDot!!! And then - later - when she needs a caffeine free (sober buddy) who ya think she calls on for support and discipline!!?!!Uhhhh huh. Sure @THRUST MEATNOZZLE ::) You're projecting again.
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@THRUST MEATNOZZLE No way she's calling you for support my man. That's probably what she'd look like after talking to you. ;D ;)Lol. I did go to breakfast with my brother this morning and have two cups of Dazbog ;D
Thanks! @PolkaDot Yours has a certain 'Je ne sais quoi.' ;)It was rather like a zombie photo id pic wasn't it? Like it zombies had to visit the DMV. ;D
For anybody.
Can you tell me what this is? A woman's piece of clothing. Is this a sort of bra that has the nipples protrude out from the perfectly placed holes????? If I am right, it's fucking hot! I want The She to wear it around the house.
I think it's a bra worn for holding breast pumps.
Whatever that thing is, it for sure won’t be on my Christmas list! 🤦🏻â€â™€ï¸I think what he's hoping for is this:
@Walks_At_Night Do you have an old coffee can or something like that is filled with random screws and nails out in the garage somewhere? Maybe it's near the WD40 or something.. It might be fairly common amongst men from about the mid 30s.
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I do have a nice collection of random screws, nails, bolts and what not but I keep them in the bottom row of one of these babies:
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When the row gets to bursting, I have a culling. Also about twice a year that collection saves my butt when I am in the heat of battle trying to fix or install something.
I do have a nice collection of random screws, nails, bolts and what not but I keep them in the bottom row of one of these babies:I like that thing and must obtain one. I currently have a large Costco sized Folgers Crystals coffee can. I say currently but it has been this way for at least 12 years now.
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That explains manhood right there. PLUS FUCKIN' ONE1
When the row gets to bursting, I have a culling. Also about twice a year that collection saves my butt when I am in the heat of battle trying to fix or install something.
@Walks_At_Night what kind of label maker did you talk your wife into buying in order to make labels for each drawer?
I do have a nice collection of random screws, nails, bolts and what not but I keep them in the bottom row of one of these babies:You're not actually my Spousal Unit are you @Walks_At_Night ? If I find out you've been spending your time posting on Spite Board under a pseudonym while you were supposed to be at work I'm not going to be happy. >:( Also, the garage needs a cleaning.
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When the row gets to bursting, I have a culling. Also about twice a year that collection saves my butt when I am in the heat of battle trying to fix or install something.
You're not actually my Spousal Unit are you @Walks_At_Night ? If I find out you've been spending your time posting on Spite Board under a pseudonym while you were supposed to be at work I'm not going to be happy. >:( Also, the garage needs a cleaning.
@Camazotz Automat Revisiting the crystal Head bottle - there is the Blue Onyx (and vodka) as well to accompany the clear head should you be so inclined. The contents of the blue-black bottle is, in a word, silk. Perhaps divine might also be appropriate. I have both and they certainly compliment each other as each faces its counterpart from either side of my desk.
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@KSM I've alienated more family members. :D Now I'm down to only a handful. I am in dick-mode this year. I will not suffer fools gladly. I DID NOT YELL LIKE THE LAST TIME! ;)Nice. :)
@KSM I've alienated more family members. :D Now I'm down to only a handful. I am in dick-mode this year. I will not suffer fools gladly. I DID NOT YELL LIKE THE LAST TIME! ;)Not to butt in, but family members are over rated @ShayP . The beauty of being an adult is creating the family of your choosing that is supportive and uplifting, and loves you even when you're an asshole (This doesn't apply to me of course because I'm never an asshole). Some blood relatives may make the cut, but certainly not all..
Not to butt in, but family members are over rated @ShayP . The beauty of being an adult is creating the family of your choosing that is supportive and uplifting, and loves you even when you're an asshole (This doesn't apply to me of course because I'm never an asshole). Some blood relatives may make the cut, but certainly not all..
Butt in whenever you want. @PolkaDot I'm pretty transparent and I don't mind sharing. Won't take offense at all. I never created a family, nor will I ever. I tried though. It's too late now. I have what I have as relatives and they are an unnerving bunch I assure you. I realize I'm not perfect, but I don't act like they do.
Nonetheless, I feel love from a few and love them back. The rest know I can't stand them and I'm fine with that. They can curse me all they want or talk about me. I don't care. Dead to me. It's probably a bad trait to have but I am very good at cutting ties and erasing people from memory.
This is why you're, Hot, Tub, CRAAAAANE!
Butt in whenever you want. @PolkaDot I'm pretty transparent and I don't mind sharing. Won't take offense at all. I never created a family, nor will I ever. I tried though. It's too late now. I have what I have as relatives and they are an unnerving bunch I assure you. I realize I'm not perfect, but I don't act like they do.
Nonetheless, I feel love from a few and love them back. The rest know I can't stand them and I'm fine with that. They can curse me all they want or talk about me. I don't care. Dead to me. It's probably a bad trait to have but I am very good at cutting ties and erasing people from memory.
. . . and erasing people from memory.
I didn't mean the sperm and egg type family...more like choose who you surround yourself with. I'm sure you're loved by many more than you're hated by. :)
Erasing people from memory? yikes....this reminds me of someone else. Must be a guy thing?
Carry on. ;)
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Ha! Now I have to listen to that tonight. I'm not bullshitting. You planted the seed, now I'll listen to it several times.
Can you do your own drywall repair? What about basic plumbing and electrical? @PB
No. I'm pretty great at raking leaves though.Too bad. @ShayP can.
Too bad. @ShayP can.
Now that I have your permission to participate in your threads again, I’d suggest Datil Do It sauce. Not really that hot but very flavorful.OOOooh @JUAN THAT looks like something I would get into. 12 pack! going back for another look. I assume you have this stuff around?
https://www.datildoit.com/
As the company only ships in case lots, here’s an Amazon link to three bottles
https://www.amazon.com/Datl-Do-Pepper-Sauce-10oz/dp/B00LMIWVX8/ref=sr_1_2?keywords=datil+do+it&qid=1639141389&sr=8-2
@Camazotz Automat regarding Hot Sauce..
How hot is too hot? I realize that that is a matter of personal preference but what would I find in your fridge right now? Looking for a brand. Not unlike micro breweries there are many, many! hidden gems throughout the land.
Looking to buy some goods 8) HOT goods!
@KSMCurrently, I have all three (pictured) somewhere on a moving truck. Having fun searching for micro brands in Marysville WA, and just like there are plenty of local craft beers there are also a few notable sauces worth seeking out, so I've been told. I like the Franks THICK.
Right now, you would only find the "predictable trinity," as pictured.
AKA Thing 1, Thing 2, Thing 3.
But it is what I consume the most, so it is a fair indicant.
The only unusual thing (Thing 4) I have is not in the kitchen right now, but at an ex's. Got it at an estate sale while out of town in 2019. I couldn't tell you if it is homemade or not. But it "looks" it. Or it may just be a commercial brand and they put it in an old bottle for decoration.
The estate sale handlers said everything was going, but still acted a little surprised I came back from the kitchen with a little, obviously old, glass bottle of hot sauce, with a simple label on it. Lol.
It didn't matter to me if it had Dairy Queen hot sauce in it or high end liquid fire. I was digging the medicinal looking antique bottle.
One or two or drops was all I could handle in a bowl of chili.
The Scoville index must be far above anything I normally use.
I know she still has it. She contacted me around Halloween this year to ask if she could use a few drops on someone she's seeing. He likes to brag he doesn't "feel anything" when eating different types of chile peppers. Apparently he was obnoxious toward a server at a restaurant and it had something to do with a meal not being "hot enough" for him. I dont know, some kind of BS - and it embarrassed her.
I replied, "Thanks for asking me about it. I had forgotten all about that bottle. Be generous and put four drops on his food and enjoy the fireworks. But please don't waste any more than that on him. And make sure YOU do the doping. He may think it's like Frank's Redhot and pour the whole contents out. It would be a pity for it to all go to waste like that."
I should have her send it to me. It's basically still full I'm sure. It's not colorful. Paper with handwritten Spanish words. But the bottle rocks. I would call it "minimalism to contrast the loud."
Yes. This sauce talk makes me realize I need to get it back.
We parted on good terms. Thank God she didn't toss it.
Oh, heck, yeah. I’d like to see that bottle. Dress it up with some micro Christmas lights and a little Texas star on top. ;)
... I hope you get that sauce and bottle back.
Currently, I have all three (pictured) somewhere on a moving truck. Having fun searching for micro brands in Marysville WA, and just like there are plenty of local craft beers there are also a few notable sauces worth seeking out, so I've been told. I like the Franks THICK.
I hope you get that sauce and bottle back.
Oh, heck, yeah. I’d like to see that bottle. Dress it up with some micro Christmas lights and a little Texas star on top. ;)
I put in the request. She said it will go out when she makes her next Post Office drive by to drop off Xmas shipments.I have high hopes, Cam. You have a high batting average.
The "shelf life" of this little bottle continues. 😁
(Fair warning: The pic will be anti climatic.)
@JUAN
Can I count on you to do 2C ?
#Second
#Christmas
Will I get a gig?
Hardly the spirit of 2nd Christmas.Heh, heh... Juan’s Christmas song.
Heh, heh... Juan’s Christmas song.I have no idea why he, JUAN, wants to "gig" so often. It's not all it is cracked up to be. Why someone wouldn't prefer to stay home and chill seems crazy to me.
Playing Christmas music is how I spread they joy and spirit of both First and Second Christmas.I wish you'd inspire my husband...he loves Christmas and hates Christmas music. I'm the opposite. I keep turning on Christmas music to try and "get in the mood" and he turns it off. I'm trying to get in the fucking spirit of the holidays fucker!
@TigerLily have you watched The Witcher? Pretty yummmmy.... I mean superman? Bah, not interested, but dress him in leather and turn him into a supernatural monster hunter? NOW you're talking!!!
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Looks a little bit like @KSM could look if he’d start lifting.
Looks a little bit like @KSM could look if he’d start lifting.
I have black hair. And it's longer than that.
I've been tempted to watch this but it looks like more dragons, witches, and fucking sword fights. Sooo fucking sick of swords and all that shit.
@TigerLily have you watched The Witcher? Pretty yummmmy.... I mean superman? Bah, not interested, but dress him in leather and turn him into a supernatural monster hunter? NOW you're talking!!!
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I have no idea why he, JUAN, wants to "gig" so often. It's not all it is cracked up to be. Why someone wouldn't prefer to stay home and chill seems crazy to me.
@Camazotz Automat Have you had a chance to listen/watch Bruce Dickinson's podcast? I check it out on YouTube so I can gaze upon his visage. I think it may be on iTunes as well. Anyway, it's called Psycho Schizo Espresso. It's quite pleasant and the conversations are good, and, well, it's Bruce. He puts them out every two weeks.
Bruce's cohort is Dr. Kevin Dutton. He's a research psychologist at the Universities of Oxford and Cambridge, among others.
You had me at "Bruce." Then you got me again at "research psychologist."
Anything / one that examines a piece of mind is a friend of mine.
I meant to check it out before, but things keep piling up. I won't forget this time.
Finally. A New Year's Resolution I can keep. Thanks, @ShayP .
Edit:
Check out my post count number. Could not have planned it better. I will change my avatar to the appropriate cover art, then do a screen grab for posterity. The PERFECT time to have fallen on speaking of Dickinson. Amazing, really. LOL.
@Camazotz Automat I see your predicament. With 666 posts you've chosen the appropriate AV. What are the plans for posts 667 and beyond?
@KSM
For now, I am a has been poster, headed toward the sunset, his glory days but faded posts of grass.
All tapped out.
:(
It was a good run.
@KSM
I don't know. I think my appropriate avatar selection talent reached its zenith with that one, which I was basically predestined to select after discovering I had posted about Dickinson at that infamous post number. That was such a satisfying coincidence.
It might be downhill from here.
But I can't stay at 666 forever - one must move forever forward.
For now, I am a has been poster, headed toward the sunset, his glory days but faded posts of grass.
All tapped out.
:(
It was a good run.
@TigerLily In another ASK thread I ASKed you in regards to your nylons thread whether or not you had to wear them on a somewhat daily basis back in your corporate days. Ya got all cheeky about it so I guess I'll ask it here. And surely you didn't have to wear them. It was your choice in conformity - yes? Sexism and all that!
Yes @KSM . You backed me into a corner. I played the corporate game and I played it well. Including suits, high heels and, yes, pantyhose. This song totally describes my life then
So you're tasking me with listening to the song. Comparable to those who plan destination weddings and expect everyone to put their lives on hold and spend thousands of dollars to stand on a beach and watch a doomed couple exchange prewritten vows to be broken.
fine i will listen
@ShayP did you hear this?
Locals began sharing their reports of the blast, which happened around 11:20 a.m. over Washington County, Pennsylvania on January 1.
https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/boom-heard-in-pittsburgh-on-new-years-day-was-likely-an-exploding-meteor-180979310/
No. Listening to the song was not a requirement nor a recommendation. Not even a suggestion. Simply a comment on how closely it parallels my life at the time. You brought it up. Thought you might find it interesting. Excuuuse me
I did. @GravitySucks I just dismissed it as distant thunder or some noise from all the construction going on around here. The resonance was a bit odd to be from construction though. I never considered a meteor.
Go find it, they can be worth millions.
Where is @FISH? :-\
Where is @FISH? :-\I too have wondered that for some time now..
@Bart Ell @KSM - have you bought your new Terry Kath model telecasters. Only $20k.
@Bart Ell @KSM - have you bought your new Terry Kath model telecasters. Only $20k.no
or like the boys in Bart's thread are discussing, "Her"?
You made it a her.
@Camazotz Automat You're mind seems to be warped in this direction. And I mean it as a compliment. We are depending more and more on SIRIs and ALEXAs and other smart machines to run our houses and cars and military drones. Even telling us when to get up, our heartbeat is too fast and slowing it down for us, etc.
When or how soon will this go wrong? What do you think it will look like? Marching for AI rights, sitting "With Folded Hands", Terminator, War Games, or like the boys in Bart's thread are discussing, "Her"?
Delightful, Cam! We can meet at a little Mexican beach café with no internet to be found for kilometres. Dressed only in tropical beachwear for security reasons, we shall drink silver tequila and cerveza from green bottles as we plot our counter measures against MI. But you must know the secret password
That Mexican cafe imagery has a much stronger pull than does hanging out with arthritic pool gators. ;D
I bet you say that to all the girls
With a little tweaking, that statement could be used to reveal a Mechanical Intelligence claiming to be human.
What self-respecting computer would claim to be human?
Surely, as a health nut, you don’t eat that stuff.Health nut? I enjoy life, Juan. I eat and drink almost whatever I want and work it off should I need to.
This question is for everyone.
I severely damaged my Gary Larson's The Far Side coffee mug that features a mass murderer being admonished for high caffeine intake.
I'm on a spiritual quest or RPG campaign, for a new mug - something completely different. There's only a couple billion ones to choose from, so I will start keeping my eyes set on LASER SCAVENGER mode.
(Maybe I will steal one from an attorney's office or police detective's desk. Right about now, you may be wondering where I got the Far Side mug.)
My question:
What is your favorite / long time used coffee / hot tea vessel? And any interesting stories related to a particular mug would be interesting to read.
I haven’t drank coffee in close to 30 years so I seldom use a coffee cup except to keep sharpies, pens, pencils and a pair of blunt scissors.
I’d post a picture of my favorite coffee cup but I have no idea where it is. It was a manly sized white cup with a graphic on it that resembled a multi shaded green coding sheet with witty sayings coded on it using statements like a COBOL program. I got this while assigned as a programmer analyst in the Air Force and used it for the first 10 years of my career at NASA until I quit drinking coffee.
There were probably 20 statements, one I remember off the top of my head read something like this: If builders-built-buildings-the-way-programmers-write-programs, the-first-woodpecker-that-came-along-would-destroy-civilization.
I hope I find it someday. It’s probably stuffed with a bunch of pens that say “Property - US Governmentâ€.
Which reminds me of another question I never had answered. Unlike popular belief these pens didn’t just come in black ink, although those were the most prevalent. We had boxes of black, blue and red ink government pens.
Each box was printed “Houston Lighthouse for the Blind†or “National Institute for the Blindâ€.
Who tested the pens to know which ones went in which box?
Sometime in the mid 80’s several of the aerospace companies began buying cups that had graphics on them that would change colors based on the temperature. I had some cool ones with the space shuttle that would show the flames from the main engines and SRBs only when filled with hot coffee. One by one these bit the dust after being put in a microwave.
p.s. yes. The coffee cup was encoded with keypunch font.
Lasagna should hold its form after being cut into squares and not collapse into a soupy mess on the plate. Right?
My favorite cup for a very short time was a Fox Sports mug given me by a Fox executive on the night of the first Fox pre-season NFL game - a game that kind of legitimized Fox as a network. About two hours after I got it, one of our photographers - former NFL practice squad defensive lineman - came stumbling down the aisle carrying a camera and tapedeck and knocked the mug to the floor. The handle broke off. I superglued it back on, but it continued to come off. If only I'd known about JBWeld then.
My kids still haven’t figured out that I don’t drink coffee.
Did you ever tell them?
I was going to suggest the infamous Noory “This my mug.â€
It doesn’t appear to be readily available any more. Sob, sob. :'(
Hmmm. Either they fly off the shelves and can't keep them in stock, or they didn't sell and were discontinued. I wonder which it is.I was surprised I couldn’t even find any used ones on eBay. Just some generic C2C mugs with what appeared to be a reproduction of Snorge’s scrawled signature.
Wait, maybe they're stuck somewhere in the supply chain crisis!
How about this one?
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It should be especially good for stirring up any hipster coffee hangouts. ;)
Happens every time.
Well, I knew Hitler would come up if I brought up coffee mugs. ::
He liked beans too. Cheese and beans, soft foods. Apparently he was a rather flatulent fellow. ..Ya know the more I hear about this guy.. :-\
https://thenazitrail.wordpress.com/2017/01/24/hitler-had-horrible-teeth/
And while soukraut is good for you, it isn't exactly an intestinal silent ride through through Valhalla. :-\
Glad I didn't have a mouthful of coffee when I read that. ;D
Godwin and coffee mugs. Who knew? Maybe this will be more timely. ;)
Happens every time.
Well, I knew Hitler would come up if I brought up coffee mugs. ::)
It’s not like the subject comes up over a cup of coffee.
@Walks_At_Night I think Mrs_Walks would like this for Mother’s DayHuh. Well how about that? I was planning on going with the Führer tea kettle but that is sooo much better.
This made me laugh a bit too hard
https://www.uuedse.com/products/denture-drill-bit-holder
I've always admired your wit. Have your kids figured out that you are adverse to condiments? :D
You would think they would because they ask me for mayo or miracle whip every time they are in my kitchen. If I was them I wouldn’t eat any condiments inside the fridge. I have no idea where they came from, who left them there or how long they’ve been in there. I actually look forward to when the electricity goes out for a few days. I can throw all of the crap out without feeling guilty.Maybe somebody asked you to use ketchup and mayo as a skin lotion in your youth.
About 15-20 years ago, there was a guy that survived for days after crashing down the side of the mountain in the snow in WV. If I understand correctly he was trapped in his vehicle and survived on packets of taco sauce or ketchup. If I had to die due to absence of ketchup I would die with my chin held high. I couldn’t find that article but I found a similar story about a guy in Oregon from 2019. I’m not adverse to taco sauce unless it’s that crap mixed with guacamole.
https://didyouknowfacts.com/a-man-trapped-in-the-snow-for-5-days-survived-on-taco-sauce-packets/
I don’t consider barbecue sauce to be a condiment as long as it is applied during cooking. After that it kind of crosses the line.
I’d probably get accused of being a hypocrite for putting butter on toast or for adding nam pla (fish sauce) to Thai food. My defense would be that they just didn’t add enough of those before/as they were cooking.
Back in the early 80s I tried really hard to learn to eat ketchup with French fries. There was a burger joint that cut fresh potatoes throughout the day and fried them in peanut oil. Everyone raved about their fries and ketchup. 5 straight times I tried and couldn’t do it. Went back to just salt. Probably haven’t tasted ketchup since unless someone put it top of a slice of meatloaf (prior to cooking).
Salsa is a grey area. I eat lots of salsa. To keep from getting called a hypocrite I use my own bowl and just consider it to be like gazpacho, only eaten with a chip instead of a spoon.
So how can I love salsa and even barbecue sauce but gag over the taste of ketchup? Must be tied to some traumatic event as a child.
Mayonnaise is different. It just tastes like shit. But I eat eggs. And I don’t mind the taste of vinegar in anything else so maybe as a kid another traumatic event happened.
Uhhh. Are you okay @ShayP?
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Yes sir. @Walks_At_Night
Awesome. Guess I've been watching too many China Vehicle go Boom (https://leakedreality.com/video/32833/the-truck-rolls-over-too-fast-when-going-downhill) videos, so was concerned about your bridge there.
Still waiting for the boom part
Maybe somebody asked you to use ketchup and mayo as a skin lotion in your youth.
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p.s. @ShayP I have had short somewhat pleasant encounters with mayonnaise/miracle whip and even mustard. And not Falkie/Sweet Kathy type encounters so get your mind out of Martinez.Ha! ;D @GravitySucks I had a response to your posts in mind but the Falkie/Sweet Kathy reference shut me down. My mind is never in Martinez. After I have a BLT on whole grain bread with EXTRA mayo I'll get back to you. Just purchased a small jar of Hellman's. :) (Not to be used as lubricant)
Uhhh. Are you okay @ShayP?I see the Falkiepotomus visited his hometown.
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@KSM Why the delay in the second Christmas? :-\@ShayP As you know we had the Cron for the weekend designated for C2. Now it seems the weekends throughout February have filled up with events and social functions that we are/will be a part of including hosting her entire staff of 23 with their perspective spouses girlfriends and mistresses some Friday night :P C2 was supposed to be the third Sunday of January. I got shit to rap too but at least I seem to have all the time in the world. Perhaps we'll have Second Christmas on December 25/22 ::)
@ShayP As you know we had the Cron for the weekend designated for C2. Now it seems the weekends throughout February have filled up with events and social functions that we are/will be a part of including hosting her entire staff of 23 with their perspective spouses girlfriends and mistresses some Friday night :P C2 was supposed to be the third Sunday of January. I got shit to rap too but at least I seem to have all the time in the world. Perhaps we'll have Second Christmas on December 25/22 ::)
bah humbug
They're a fun group. The ones I've met, most of them, really like me so things can only go down hill from here and we'll have to move. ;D I've heard that it is their spouses that are the clicky ones. The wives and girlfriends, of course.. ::)
Hosting her entire staff, plus others!? :o Social events? I feel your pain.
Hosting her entire staff, plus others!? :o Social events? I feel your pain.
Coffee or tea only for me before 11AM.@JUAN , when's your last meal at night? Do you do the intermittent fasting thing?
@JUAN , when's your last meal at night? Do you do the intermittent fasting thing?I try for 5:30 PM. Sometimes music performance schedules change that. I can’t play if I’ve eaten much before.
Morning work out people. Empty stomach or no?
I'm about to do my a.m. workout on just coffee and I feel like I may be making a terrible mistake....
Don't worry, @ShayP , come over, I'll get you scrubbed up and decked out. You'll be happy to go out and socialize to show off your new wears. @KSM will promise to have you home by 1am.1AM???? You think I'll have guests here that long? The guest room doors will be closed (out of sight, out of mind. THEIR MINDS) NO. If they arrive between 5-6 I'll have everyone ushered out between 8-9! 3 hours, man! That's the "freeloader" window.
1AM???? You think I'll have guests here that long? The guest room doors will be closed (out of sight, out of mind. THEIR MINDS) NO. If they arrive between 5-6 I'll have everyone ushered out between 8-9! 3 hours, man! That's the "freeloader" window.
Shay can have a room for the night.
"Freeloaders" @Bart Ell 's word for guests at Christmas ETC. It IS the appropriate word.
1AM???? You think I'll have guests here that long? The guest room doors will be closed (out of sight, out of mind. THEIR MINDS) NO. If they arrive between 5-6 I'll have everyone ushered out between 8-9! 3 hours, man! That's the "freeloader" window.
Shay can have a room for the night.
"Freeloaders" @Bart Ell 's word for guests at Christmas ETC. It IS the appropriate word.
@PolkaDotBe one of the “cool†kids. ;)
I know with certainty, that if you eat a ZERO candy bar at the public swimming pool you have to wait thirty minutes before swimming.
If you do not wait, you will develop severe muscle cramps and drown in the deep end (12 ft).
The lifeguards that were on duty will tell the local paper you got what was comin' to ya, because "he ignored the posted RULES."
I don't know if this helps.
( This wrapper is from the 1940s. Check out the small print to see price for a hipster "brand" T-shirt back then!)
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Are those the house rules for Christmas or Second Christmas?Neither. They apply to normal gatherings throughout the year during any season. Christmases vary. Family has a three day window as opposed to a three hour slot.
Thanks man. @KSM I was going to tell @PolkaDot that there would be no 1 am. It would be a sleepover. ;D I'll make breakfast the next morning for you and your wife then help you if anything needs done around the house. I'm a very grateful guest.
Be one of the “cool†kids. ;)
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https://www.defunkd.com/product/OS1335918461/vintage-1930s-zero-candy-bar-t-shirt-bailey-and-himes-brand/
I see you got my video reference. Heh hehHa! “Damn! Not Kolwaski! At least those damn bastards didn’t take his shirt. His family will like that.â€
Can you imagine some of our WWII men wearing that shirt into combat?
"His tags are gone, but I know that shirt. That's Kolwalski. Goddamn Krauts got Kolwalski!"
Ha! “Damn! Not Kolwaski! At least those damn bastards didn’t take his shirt. His family will like that.â€
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Good old Sgt. Rock. I read lots of issues but have only one memory. The Germans were leaping into Rock's foxhole with bayonets drawn and Sarge says, "If I knew you were coming I'd have baked you a cake!" That really pissed my mom off as she happened to glance over my shoulder right at that moment.Heh, heh, heh... good times. I loved Sgt. Rock, watching Vic Morrow on Combat!, and patrolling the neighborhood with my helmet on and my trusty Mattel cap firing machine gun.
@PolkaDotIt's not helpful in the least. Are you going for bears or seals t-shirt @Camazotz Automat ?
I know with certainty, that if you eat a ZERO candy bar at the public swimming pool you have to wait thirty minutes before swimming.
If you do not wait, you will develop severe muscle cramps and drown in the deep end (12 ft).
The lifeguards that were on duty will tell the local paper you got what was comin' to ya, because "he ignored the posted RULES."
I don't know if this helps.
( This wrapper is from the 1940s. Check out the small print to see price for a hipster "brand" T-shirt back then!)
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This is for anyone who cares to answer.It's a damask @KSM
What kind/style of wallpaper is this? I am talking about actual WALL - PAPER for my theme room. Although I think I want it in red. Need about 480 sq ft.
Thanks man. @KSM I was going to tell @PolkaDot that there would be no 1 am. It would be a sleepover. ;D I'll make breakfast the next morning for you and your wife then help you if anything needs done around the house. I'm a very grateful guest.You boys don't know how to throw a party ::). Perhaps @Rikki Gins and I will plan one.
You boys don't know how to throw a party ::). Perhaps @Rikki Gins and I will plan one.
This is for anyone who cares to answer.
What kind/style of wallpaper is this? I am talking about actual WALL - PAPER for my theme room. Although I think I want it in red. Need about 480 sq ft.
You boys don't know how to throw a party ::). Perhaps @Rikki Gins and I will plan one.
@PolkaDot I have a strong feeling that if KSM and I got together under the right circumstances that there will indeed be a party. Also, an after-party, and an after after-party. I don't even know if that's a thing but hey, we'll make it one.I don’t know…right now I’m envisioning two grown men sitting on my couch each with one hand on a Coors light and their other hand down their pants. :(
In addition I would bet that he and I could host an absolutely magnificent soiree. I have no doubt. Do you? @KSM One where people wouldn't want to leave.
Oh yes, dear @PolkaDot, anytime! Our New Years Eve party was a great success. Dancing in the zero gravity, champagne bubble room was especially popular.Yes, the bubbles tickle!
@PolkaDot I have a strong feeling that if KSM and I got together under the right circumstances that there will indeed be a party. Also, an after-party, and an after after-party. I don't even know if that's a thing but hey, we'll make it one.Stop trying to humanize
In addition I would bet that he and I could host an absolutely magnificent soiree. I have no doubt. Do you? @KSM One where people wouldn't want to leave.
It's not helpful in the least. Are you going for bears or seals t-shirt @Camazotz Automat ?
Dude, that would be sweet in red. If I may...what is the theme of your 'theme room.' @KSM@ShayP It will be a Christmassy scotch & cigar room lounge thingy. Very Christmassy! Very festive! Like us!
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Next time she's out of town on business I'll fly your ass out and we'll chill!
DISCLAIMER: I do not mean to single out just your ass to fly in. It, "ass" is a general term for all of you. Flying just your bum out would be really odd and might send a less than desirable message.
For @Walks_At_Night
https://theoatmeal.com/comics/wombats (https://theoatmeal.com/comics/wombats)
Heh, heh, heh... good times. I loved Sgt. Rock, watching Vic Morrow on Combat!, and patrolling the neighborhood with my helmet on and my trusty Mattel cap firing machine gun.
Marx had some cool stuff, too. :)
This is for anyone who cares to answer.
What kind/style of wallpaper is this? I am talking about actual WALL - PAPER for my theme room. Although I think I want it in red. Need about 480 sq ft.
@ShayP It will be a Christmassy scotch & cigar room lounge thingy. Very Christmassy! Very festive! Like us!
Next time she's out of town on business I'll fly your ass out and we'll chill!
DISCLAIMER: I do not mean to single out just your ass to fly in. It, "ass" is a general term for all of you. Flying just your bum out would be really odd and might send a less than desirable message.
What's the theme?
@ShayP It will be a Christmassy scotch & cigar room lounge thingy. Very Christmassy! Very festive! Like us!
KSM, Why do I always feel a vague sense of unease when I drink Knob Creek Rye? @KSMBecause you have one too many at the creek near your house and begin to weaken and wobble at the knobby knees.
Because you have one too many at the creek near your house and begin to weaken and wobble at the knobby knees.That was worth the effort. ;D
@JUAN Just a heads up because you're so dang 2nd Christmassy. Tis the season THIS SATURDAY! The 19th! Usually on the 3rd Sunday of January as you know but this year is an exception.The star anise is a nice touch.
I know you care!
Merry Christmas!
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The star anus is a nice touch... ???
.. ???You're right, it should be pink.
@ShayP
Nice. @PolkaDot I hope...truly hope it turns out well. I doubt my abilities anymore. :-\ Like I stated before, I would feel bad if it didn't turn out well. But I believe you will knock it out of the park. :)Well in that case, if it turns out terrible I’ll blame you @ShayP BUT if it’s magnificent I’ll accept the praise in it’s entirety. ;)
Well in that case, if it turns out terrible I’ll blame you @ShayP BUT if it’s magnificent I’ll accept the praise in it’s entirety. ;)
@paladin1991 how are you doing?
Doing okay. Waiting for Spring to do some serious fishing. What about you?I'm doing good. I'm also waiting for it to warm up too.
Why not “and?â€I'm sorry @JUAN for not using "AND" in the title.
I meant closeted gay AND narcissist sociopath.@JUAN ok.
@paladin1991
Putin: Closeted gay or narcissist sociopath?
@paladin1991 What would you do if you were in charge aka the pres. Paladin??
If she were my type
There is a cashier at my local grocer that has a strange attraction to me. At least I think so. She's very nice but after the transaction she will sometimes walk with me as I leave and keep talking even though there were other customers behind me. Just leaves her post with all of them standing there. If she notices me as I enter she puts her arm up and waves. I've already looked for the shortest lane at the checkout and she'd appear out of nowhere, open up an already closed register, let me through, then close down. It's funny to me because another customer will see the light on in the checkout lane and once they get there she turns it off. LOLDon’t accept a dinner date invitation or you will be dinner.
It's weird. If she were my type I'd probably ask her out. However something isn't right.
There is a cashier at my local grocer that has a strange attraction to me. At least I think so. She's very nice but after the transaction she will sometimes walk with me as I leave and keep talking even though there were other customers behind me. Just leaves her post with all of them standing there. If she notices me as I enter she puts her arm up and waves. I've already looked for the shortest lane at the checkout and she'd appear out of nowhere, open up an already closed register, let me through, then close down. It's funny to me because another customer will see the light on in the checkout lane and once they get there she turns it off. LOLAsk her if she likes rabbits. If she says she likes them boiled, well, you know what to do. ;)
It's weird. If she were my type I'd probably ask her out. However something isn't right.
A man?
Don’t accept a dinner date invitation or you will be dinner.
Ask her if she likes rabbits. If she says she likes them boiled, well, you know what to do. ;)
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I'm lost. @ItsOver I'm missing the reference there. Help! ;D
Bunny in the pot baby. Bunny in the pot..............Oh, man! Poor Shay was at risk of hot elevator sex, followed by crazed stalking. ;) :)
Oh, man! Poor Shay was at risk of hot elevator sex, followed by crazed stalking. ;) :)
Oh, man! Poor Shay was at risk of hot elevator sex, followed by crazed stalking. ;) :)
Kids these days. ::) Well if @ShayP doesn't want to explore a possible liason with the young lady in question, I am sure that Hillbilly Jim would.
He sent this to me over the weekend, which I can only assume means he has hit a dry spell and is willing to take some chances.
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I'm in my 50's. She has to be close to my age.
I do not know much about ladies of that vintage but I do know one thing.
If they have gone through the change you can finish in them with impunity!
IMPUNITY!
@paladin1991 What is the biggest fish that you have caught so far? Also what type of bait did you use to catch it??
It had to be a pair of Dorado (mahi mahi). One was 22 lbs and the other was just shy of 30. Caught withing 10 mins of each other. Fishing near Catalina Island, IIRC. I don't remember the bait.Cool. The Biggest fish that i caught was a 3 pound Rainbow Trout and I was fishing near Mammoth Lakes. I was using corn flavor powerbait.
No, but there's a Punjab in there.
Is there a pun in there?
@Walks_At_Night what am I looking at here?
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I do not know much about ladies of that vintage but I do know one thing.
If they have gone through the change you can finish in them with impunity!
IMPUNITY!
Now my mind is wandering.
The Big Red Machine!
Edit: Being a young buck, you may or may not be aware of Johnny Bench. Here he is in coming out of his squat:
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Well ponder this. Have you ever been doing the funky monk with a chick and have the world around you Hindenberg? (https://streamable.com/orl3ez)
Now my mind is wandering.
Now my mind is wandering.
Are you calling me a dirigible?
I am not @ShayP! What I was saying is that your moves are sooo hot you can cause a spontaneous eruption of boiling gas andflamediarrhea.
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@ShayP White wine butter sauce to pour over my perfectly cooked/seared scallops and rice. WHAT THE FUCK, MAN!!!??Broken headstocks, broken sauces. I am starting to see a pattern @KSM
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You broke it. @KSM Too much butter and the heat was too high perhaps? Regardless, now I want scallops. I've recently binged on oysters. Now it must be scallops. Then quite possibly mussels. Seafood = Yum. :D Sorry, I feel like I made this about me. Did you pour a splash of wine in the hot pan, let it reduce a bit, turn off the heat and add a pat of butter then swirl it around? I know the answer. ;)The stovetop is that of a Frigidaire range etc. It really is killer. They included alot of great appliances in these houses. But no fridge.
That stove top, from what I can see of it, is pretty sweet. What brand is it?
Anyway, mistakes happen and I know you can cook. Do it over and I'll need you to pick up a shift next week. ;D
Broken headstocks, broken sauces. I am starting to see a pattern @KSMYes. I'm a ruiner and a breaker of things.
The stovetop is that of a Frigidaire range etc. It really is killer. They included alot of great appliances in these houses. But no fridge.
I'm losing my patience with delicate sauces and such. Fuck-it! I'm sticking with my famous salmon, burgers, lasagna, chops, grilles anus, shepherds pie and steaks!Oh, and some sandwiches.
Yes. I'm a ruiner and a breaker of things.
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The grilled anus is your specialty. :D And what's up with the fireplace? I assume it's gas. Did you scuff the floor? I know. Question after question. :-[I meant to say grilled cheese.
I would have placed anti air and anti tank systems in place after the Soviets took Crimea. I would rotate American battalions thru 6 month rotations. I would have taken them fm the American contingent of NATO troops already in place.thanks
I also would have placed a Marine MEF (Marine Expeditionary Force) on permanent rotation, separate fm the the NATO force.
By rotating battalions of American, NATO earmarked troops, NATO would have to back at least with words...and money, plenty of fucking money. Putin, which ironically means 'Turkey' in German, would see that I had forced NATO into a reluctant military move. Putin would understand that this Pres was not going to play his, Putin's, game or a game of appeasement. (I'm saying Putin would understand, the reality is that it is the professional Soviet Generals would see and understand. They would also understand that one American casualty and it would be on like Donkey Kong.)
The Soviets never mixed it up with the US army. But they remember the gunfights between their forces and Marine forces in the Pacific region back in 1917-22. Marines were tasked with keeping the rails open fm russia proper to Vladivostock. And you know those fucking trains ran on time.
Russians have long memories. Remember this for later.
But I digress.
A 3rd WW.
Soviet doctrine and battle plan circa 1980 - 1989 required that all their objectives be achieved in 7 to 10 days in order to force a total capitulation of the West or dictate a peace. Why 7 -10 days?
Their understanding of the battle space understood that this absolutely had to happen before the Air train and sea lift capabilities of the West bore fruit. Meaning that fresh American forces and materials could make it to the FEBA, Forward Edge of the Battle Area.
Remember earlier when I told you to remember? Here's it is. While some American forces, think 82 Airborne, could make it to Europe in under 7 days, it would have been the arrival of the Marine Brigade tasked with reenforcing the Northern Flank of NATO which had them shitting kitties.
The arrival of the Marines into the European theater would have had the effect of boosting the morale of Euro citizens and militaries alike.
If the Marines, Soviet thinking went, entered into the fray, it would have the above noted effects and stiffened the resolve of all military elements opposing them. In other words, it would be a whole new war. What is really dangerous here, is that the Soviets only military option was to release tactical nukes and immediately offer terms to the West. The belief was that the West would be so stunned that they would have to agree to a cease fire.
Added to my previous post.
If this had been done when Shootin' Putin took Crimea, none of what is going on today would be happening. But, appease a dictator and you will reap a harvest of shit. Thanks to all those national leaders who let Putin get away with Crimea. Hell, even Turk Edrogan is saying that publicly.
But what the fuck do I know.
@paladin1991 If you're planning to run for the white house in 2024. I'll vote for you.
I’d vote for @paladin1991 only if he promises to rename Marine One to Oorah Uno. Got to capture the Hispanic vote.
Dear @KSMOH! There she is!!
For your eyes only. Enjoy (https://bnt-cdn.b-cdn.net/upload/videos/2022/03/4GNPHwxEumuX2TqURGtG_14_a331f5c4add70b279044de00e1d2bc58_video_240p_converted.mp4).
OH! There she is!!
For "a good Lutheran boy" you must have one sinful search history. Good Lord, that was unsettling.
Dear @KSM
For your eyes only. Enjoy (https://bnt-cdn.b-cdn.net/upload/videos/2022/03/4GNPHwxEumuX2TqURGtG_14_a331f5c4add70b279044de00e1d2bc58_video_240p_converted.mp4).
Can you imagine sitting behind her at the Premiere of "Rock n Roll Thing" and your view is totally blocked. You ask her to kindly take off her hat and you still can't see a damned thing. Next do you ask her to kindly unscrew her butt cheeks? At least until the show is over? You can offer to hold them for her until the show ends
@Walks_At_Night do you think you could post "for KSM's eyes only" and I wouldn't look? Even if I may regret it later?
DUDE! There's a Triumph documentary. Full length movie type thing called Rock n' Roll Machine.
@Walks_At_Night You could have mentioned to watch that with the sound off. Old witch doctor Indian man singing with a short segment of a child speaking and then back to the 'singing' was bloody awful!
I also recevied a number of DM's asking about the green, fuzzy, snake. Here it is:
@ShayP You "ask"ed Bart whether or not he looked up his teacher's skirt. You went on to say that you did! Really? Do tell.
In the 3rd grade we had a teacher that would make the bad boys sit under her desk. That cubby space where her legs would go when sitting there. She would be in front of the class conducting a lesson and I would often be sent under the desk. Thing is - when she was finished with the lesson she would return to the desk and sit there doing desk stuff. I or any bad boy would have to make room for her nyloned legs and thick leather heels. It was odd. But now.. hot. Sort off. Not sure what her thing was but she couldn't do that now days. I won't go into the smwlls.
Glad I was so bad.
@Garth ConvoyHa! Welcome. Post often. ;)
...My God, I realize that I became a pervert in the 5th grade.
@Garth Convoy It is a bit odd your teacher would make the bad boys sit under her desk, especially since she was well aware you were there as she sat down. Nonetheless, I would be under there with you.
5th grade. Our teacher always wore a mid-length skirt and nylons. When she conducted class she would either walk around the classroom or sit in a chair she placed in front of her desk. She had a habit of repeatedly crossing and uncrossing her legs. It distracted me. At my age then, I didn't comprehend the feelings I got but I liked it.
We had an assignment and she was walking around looking at all of our work to see how we were progressing. She stopped in front of where I was sitting, with her back to me, and was talking to the student in front of me. She was leaning behind her overlooking her paper. I deliberately dropped my pencil on the floor and as I got down to pick it up I took a peek up the skirt. She turned around and I just said "I'm sorry. I dropped my pencil." I don't know if she knew I was looking or just wondered what I was doing.
I don't know what possessed me to do that. It was a feeling, or curiousity. I still remember to this day. Green skirt, matching pumps, shimmery tan nylons, and white panties. Great legs.
My God, I realize that I became a pervert in the 5th grade.
Ha! Welcome. Post often. ;)
Blossomed late, did you?
@ShayP You "ask"ed Bart whether or not he looked up his teacher's skirt. You went on to say that you did! Really? Do tell.This explains a few things. :o
In the 3rd grade we had a teacher that would make the bad boys sit under her desk. That cubby space where her legs would go when sitting there. She would be in front of the class conducting a lesson and I would often be sent under the desk. Thing is - when she was finished with the lesson she would return to the desk and sit there doing desk stuff. I or any bad boy would have to make room for her nyloned legs and thick leather heels. It was odd. But now.. hot. Sort off. Not sure what her thing was but she couldn't do that now days. I won't go into the smwlls.
Glad I was so bad.
@Garth Convoy It is a bit odd your teacher would make the bad boys sit under her desk, especially since she was well aware you were there as she sat down. Nonetheless, I would be under there with you.
5th grade. Our teacher always wore a mid-length skirt and nylons. When she conducted class she would either walk around the classroom or sit in a chair she placed in front of her desk. She had a habit of repeatedly crossing and uncrossing her legs. It distracted me. At my age then, I didn't comprehend the feelings I got but I liked it.
We had an assignment and she was walking around looking at all of our work to see how we were progressing. She stopped in front of where I was sitting, with her back to me, and was talking to the student in front of me. She was leaning behind her overlooking her paper. I deliberately dropped my pencil on the floor and as I got down to pick it up I took a peek up the skirt. She turned around and I just said "I'm sorry. I dropped my pencil." I don't know if she knew I was looking or just wondered what I was doing.
I don't know what possessed me to do that. It was a feeling, or curiousity. I still remember to this day. Green skirt, matching pumps, shimmery tan nylons, and white panties. Great legs.
My God, I realize that I became a pervert in the 5th grade.
This explains a few things. :oMaybe it does. You'll notice I misspelled 'smells' at the end of my post. She was about to walk in the room and I panicked in a flutter to get out of here. @PolkaDot Welcome back to the 48. ::)
Maybe it does. You'll notice I misspelled 'smells' at the end of my post. She was about to walk in the room and I panicked in a flutter to get out of here. @PolkaDot Welcome back to the 48. ::)
@ShayP Impossible to be a pervert at the tender age of 5. Little boys are just weird. Pickin' our noses and asses all in the same movement. And the really sick ones would then eat those boogers! ASSBOOGERS! <<Like that disease! ASSBOOGERS! :o :o :o
It was 5th grade. @Garth Convoy I was, uh, I guess 9 or 10. I became a pervert! A PERVERT I TELL YOU!!!!I stand corrected. Yup. You can achieve full degeneracy by the 5th grade.
I stand corrected. Yup. You can achieve full degeneracy by the 5th grade.
It was 5th grade. @Garth Convoy I was, uh, I guess 9 or 10. I became a pervert! A PERVERT I TELL YOU!!!!You could at least stop bragging about it. All this shameless boasting is most unbecoming. ;)
You could at least stop bragging about it. All this shameless boasting is most unbecoming. ;)He's humble bragging. When the bad man in the white van would drive by the school and ask the kids where all the "hot kids" were, they would all point at Shay.
He's humble bragging. When the bad man in the white van would drive by the school and ask the kids where all the "hot kids" were, they would all point at Shay.How little Shay loved his candy. ;)
How little Shay loved his candy. ;)Owner Operator
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Ya know... >:(I understand. We’re always here for you, Mr. Rogers.
@Garth Convoy and @ItsOver, I just...I just can't right now.
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;)
Ya know... >:(TALK ABOUT SOAKING IN IT!
@Garth Convoy and @ItsOver, I just...I just can't right now.
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I understand. We’re always here for you, Mr. Rogers.Peanut butter cups would get me in that van. ;D
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TALK ABOUT SOAKING IN IT!The best! We’ll be waiting for you, Shay. ;)
Peanut butter cups would get me in that van. ;D
Maybe it does. You'll notice I misspelled 'smells' at the end of my post. She was about to walk in the room and I panicked in a flutter to get out of here. @PolkaDot Welcome back to the 48. ::)I figured you were up to no good.
I understand. We’re always here for you, Mr. Rogers.Well ya...I mean peanut butter cups? Stop victim blaming @ItsOver !
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@Garth Convoy Your new avatar reminds me of Glenn Danzig. Please change it. If anything, do it for the children.
@ItsOver You threw me for a loop. Since the early BellGab days I don't recall you ever having anything but a Roy Orbison avatar.Heh, heh... yes, my non-Roy persona has been infrequent, Mr. Rogers, err, I mean Ms. Calgon. ;) ;)
@Garth Convoy Your new avatar reminds me of Glenn Danzig. Please change it. If anything, do it for the children.Done. @ShayP
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@ItsOverYes, I much prefer chicken with the bone. I’ve been known to do frozen dinners but haven’t in a long time. I’d usually do the Hungry Man Turkee. I’d take that dressing, gravy and plop it on the mashed potato gruel. Haute cuisine, if you’re in Stalag 13.
I really like the Swanson fried chicken dinners. Use to live on them pre-wife. Here in the US the chicken portion still contains actual pieces of chicken. Unlike up north, when in the 90s they switched from pieces to 3 large boneless nuggets thus ruining my Friday night dinner plans. I had a hungryman about a month ago and although the pieces were good, the potato, veggie, and brownie sections were absolutely tiny. Not like they offer real potato's so why cheap out on that potato flavored mashy muck they've always served up.
@ItsOverDon’t you have a Chic-Fil-A or Popeye’s or Church’s up there?
I really like the Swanson fried chicken dinners. Use to live on them pre-wife. Here in the US the chicken portion still contains actual pieces of chicken. Unlike up north, when in the 90s they switched from pieces to 3 large boneless nuggets thus ruining my Friday night dinner plans. I had a hungryman about a month ago and although the pieces were good, the potato, veggie, and brownie sections were absolutely tiny. Not like they offer real potato's so why cheap out on that potato flavored mashy muck they've always served up.
Thank you. @Garth Convoy Any image that resembles Danzig triggers me. But, I know you are better looking (no homo), taller, and quite frankly more talented than he. I would like to put him in a burlap sack and toss him into a river. Why? I do not know. Some sort of psychosis. I'd like to do it though.Good times. ;) ;D
Being you and @ItsOver brought up frozen dinners, it brought back memories. I have eaten many since childhood. My favorites were the swiss steak and salisbury steak. For some reason it seemed like a treat having those meals in the foil while watching TV. TV DINNERS!
Thank you. @Garth Convoy Any image that resembles Danzig triggers me. But, I know you are better looking (no homo), taller, and quite frankly more talented than he. I would like to put him in a burlap sack and toss him into a river. Why? I do not know. Some sort of psychosis. I'd like to do it though.That's a little odd. You're irrational disdain for one, Glen Danzig. That said - I don't care much for the grumpy roid-elf.
Being you and @ItsOver brought up frozen dinners, it brought back memories. I have eaten many since childhood. My favorites were the swiss steak and salisbury steak. For some reason it seemed like a treat having those meals in the foil while watching TV. TV DINNERS!
Good times. ;) ;D
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Thank you. @Garth Convoy Any image that resembles Danzig triggers me.
Even this?Hardly a fight.
Hardly a fight.
Why are you trying to ruin this for @ShayP ?Shay looks like the guy throwing the punch. He'll like that!
@ShayPBetter make it at least fifteen thousand, to cover all the bases, plus it’s easier to remember. I’m sure Shay is up to it. Wilt did 20,000.
Um, Shay? We are gonna need you to impregnate Thirteen Thousand Seven Hundred and Fifty-Five women (https://triblive.com/local/westmoreland/pittsburgh-metro-area-loses-population-leads-nation-in-natural-population-decline/) [spelled the number out so it didn't look so exhausting]. Steeler Nation needs re-enforcements.
Better make it at least fifteen thousand, to cover all the bases, plus it’s easier to remember. I’m sure Shay is up to it. Wilt did 20,000.
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“And he scores again!â€
Let's be generous and say that he fucked for fifty years, starting at age 13.I’ll bet you don’t believe in Santa Claus, either, Virginia.
One new chick per day over that span equals 18,250 chicks.
Colour me doubtful about that boast. That's Senda level delusion.
I’ll bet you don’t believe in Santa Claus, either, Virginia.
That's a little odd. You're irrational disdain for one, Glen Danzig. That said - I don't care much for the grumpy roid-elf.
Yes. TV Dinners were the shit! We had the usual dinners as well as a few extra offerings in Canda. The Swanson HunrgyMan Beaver, Moose, and Queen Elizabeth Little Brown Rings (I don't know what those were..)
You know the dad in that picture beat the shit out of those boys at some point before bed. Look at em' dude is a hothead!
Why are you trying to ruin this for @ShayP ?
Shay looks like the guy throwing the punch. He'll like that!
@ShayP
Um, Shay? We are gonna need you to impregnate Thirteen Thousand Seven Hundred and Fifty-Five women (https://triblive.com/local/westmoreland/pittsburgh-metro-area-loses-population-leads-nation-in-natural-population-decline/) [spelled the number out so it didn't look so exhausting]. Steeler Nation needs re-enforcements.
@Walks_At_Night *SIGH* People are always asking me to do things. Or volunteering me. Paint the house, go take your cousinYou go ahead with this thing that you are tasked with you'll be spreading yourself quite thin as you spread all of them quite thin, fat, chunky, ugly, fucking gross, really old n' stinky, manly chicks, sweaty farty women, Mexicans and so-on.downtowndahntahn ;), pick up your Aunt, cut down that dead tree, can you change my tire?, Easter is coming up. Think about what you are going to make for dinner. There will be 14 people. Huh?, and so on.
Now I'm tasked with impregnating 13,755 women!!!? Well, okay. I'll give it a go. I placed a prescription for Viagra and 20 cases of Gatorade. Now I just have to find my penis. :D
You go ahead with this thing that you are tasked with you'll be spreading yourself quite thin as you spread all of them quite thin, fat, chunky, ugly, fucking gross, really old n' stinky, manly chicks, sweaty farty women, Mexicans and so-on.
Godspeed
And yes. I am a 'Ruiner'
thin, fat, chunky, ugly, fucking gross, really old n' stinky, manly chicks, sweaty farty women, Mexicans and so-on.
Well, you just talked me out of it.For all sad words of tongue and pen, the saddest are these, “It might have been.â€
Ruiner. ;)
For all sad words of tongue and pen, the saddest are these, “It might have been.â€
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You fucking pussy. You stopped because TigerLily told you I was a good guy? I am very disappointed with you. She is an enemy of fun, and she had no business doing so!!
You fucking pussy. You stopped because TigerLily told you I was a good guy? I am very disappointed with you. She is an enemy of fun, and she had no business doing so!!
Fuck Sakes!
I told her that you are a tool and rather boring. There's nothing interesting or creative in your retorts; you just slam your dick on the table and gargle vomit. If you get more interesting, I might have a go at you again. But I'm not optimistic.You think calling someone Dog Vomit over and over again is somehow cutting edge? Good God, you're amateur.
I'll be honest. I would sex her. She's being cute and confident. Think less of me if you will, but if she wanted sex with me, I'd be all in. Pun intended. :DOne down, 14,999 to go! Go, Shay, go! ;)
@Walks_At_Night *SIGH* People are always asking me to do things. Or volunteering me. Paint the house, go take your cousindowntowndahntahn ;), pick up your Aunt, cut down that dead tree, can you change my tire?, Easter is coming up. Think about what you are going to make for dinner. There will be 14 people. Huh?, and so on.
Now I'm tasked with impregnating 13,755 women!!!? Well, okay. I'll give it a go. I placed a prescription for Viagra and 20 cases of Gatorade. Now I just have to find my penis. :D
One down, 14,999 to go! Go, Shay, go! ;)
It is a great thing you moved back home. After you take out that dead tree and haul it away, we are gonna need you to get that stump out as well. You can use this:
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Not really a ruiner. Pretty nice, actually.
I have to develop a different approach.
This should help.
Karaoke night is coming up. I hope I nail it. :D
Wait! You upped the ante? I thought I only had to do 13,755 women. I'll need more Viagra and Gatorade. I have to develop a different approach. Starting off a conversation with "I can tell by your mood ring this is a good day to approach you. By the way I'm a Capricorn." "You wanna get pregnant?" doesn't really work either.15,000 is a nice round number and gives you a few extra to help make Pittsburgh boom!
The singer mentioned a grocery store. I do have some shopping to do today. I can't do 17 in a row but I might get 3 or 4. I do like that song. Karaoke night is coming up. I hope I nail it. :DYou can do it, Shay!
This should help.
Ummmmm. Shay? It seems that tree removal task you were given didn't go so hot (https://v.redd.it/dhgomr5zhtp81/DASH_720.mp4). It's all over the internet. You gonna be okay to pump out that Easter dinner still though, right?
DUDE OF FOOD
Chainsaw malfunction. Thank God I had safety glasses on and the chain guard did it's job...mostly. :(
Chainsaw malfunction. Thank God I had safety glasses on and the chain guard did it's job...mostly. :(
Chainsaw malfunction. Thank God I had safety glasses on and the chain guard did it's job...mostly. :(And don’t forget your mission to repopulate Pittsburgh.
@ItsOver
I really like the Swanson fried chicken dinners. Use to live on them pre-wife. Here in the US the chicken portion still contains actual pieces of chicken. Unlike up north, when in the 90s they switched from pieces to 3 large boneless nuggets thus ruining my Friday night dinner plans. I had a hungryman about a month ago and although the pieces were good, the potato, veggie, and brownie sections were absolutely tiny. Not like they offer real potato's so why cheap out on that potato flavored mashy muck they've always served up.
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That's growing on me. @Garth Convoy ;)WRONG: It's growing IN you!
Sonzabitches!Isn't that just the best way to sum shit up! ;D :)
@ShayP nubs?
flew back in my face. It definitely was one of those WTF! moments.
DROPPING LOADS ALL OVER YOUR FACE!
LOL! @GravitySucks Nah, I have all my digits. I do have several small wounds on my face though. Maybe you or anybody who reads this can enlighten me.At least your new nickname isn’t No Nose.
The tree was easy to take down. After it was on the ground I was cutting it into segments. I started at the top and worked my way down. About half way through, things got bad. There was a heavy gauge wire attached to a spring and then connected to a piece of rebar at the base. I didn't notice it. The tree was old and dead and at one point it grew around this wire contraption. So it was flush in the the bark of the tree.
The chainsaw dug into it it, binded up, started pulling that wire out, and essentially burst. I wasn't forcing it either. I just felt it grab and tried to back off but it popped. The guard kept it on but parts of it broke off and flew back in my face. It definitely was one of those WTF! moments.
Okay wiseguys. I just wanted to know if anybody knew why the wire and such was in the tree. I did a search and all I could find was something to do with lightning strikes or something that protected saplings.
The bigger issue is that my face hurts. Does anyone care? No. :'( This incident marred my beauty. Well, actually my rugged good looks. :D
1. Told you - there were trolls long before there was an internet. The 1927 version was playing the loooong game.
2. Well no - we don't really care but here. This might make you feel better:
@ShayP Look at you getting all this Tell/Ask attention! :)
Here's an ASK.
The pictures speak for themselves. We won the thing in 09. My question is, what's the deal with the 250 shoulder patch? You can see that it is signed too. :)
@ShayP Look at you getting all this Tell/Ask attention! :)
Here's an ASK.
The pictures speak for themselves. We won the thing in 09. My question is, what's the deal with the 250 shoulder patch? You can see that it is signed too. :)
Put a shirt on, you don't want @ShayP to get all moist!
I'll produce my special juices to marinade him.
Jesus.Yip.
Jesus.Keep Jesus out of this man lust.
LOL! @GravitySucks Nah, I have all my digits. I do have several small wounds on my face though. Maybe you or anybody who reads this can enlighten me.
The tree was easy to take down. After it was on the ground I was cutting it into segments. I started at the top and worked my way down. About half way through, things got bad. There was a heavy gauge wire attached to a spring and then connected to a piece of rebar at the base. I didn't notice it. The tree was old and dead and at one point it grew around this wire contraption. So it was flush in the the bark of the tree.
The chainsaw dug into it it, binded up, started pulling that wire out, and essentially burst. I wasn't forcing it either. I just felt it grab and tried to back off but it popped. The guard kept it on but parts of it broke off and flew back in my face. It definitely was one of those WTF! moments.
Okay wiseguys. I just wanted to know if anybody knew why the wire and such was in the tree. I did a search and all I could find was something to do with lightning strikes or something that protected saplings.
The bigger issue is that my face hurts. Does anyone care? No. :'( This incident marred my beauty. Well, actually my rugged good looks. :D
Your whole face or just your mouth?
Are you asking if he has a beautiful mouth?
That sucks @ShayP but look at the bright side. Assuming the relative that asked you to cut the tree has homeowners insurance, you can get a new saw and that plastic surgery you’ve been wanting so you can finally look like Prince.
Your whole face or just your mouth?
@GravitySucks Not worried about a new saw. I've had that cheap Poulin for years. I'm tossing it. Plus it would leak fuel. Surprised I never caught on fire. I have a Stihl that has never been used. Oh, Prince? No way. if I get plastic surgery I'm going to make myself resemble you. You handsome devil. :-*
Looks like I took birdshot on my forehead and I have a centimeter cut beneath my left eyebrow. My mouth is still pretty. :D
Centimeter? WTAF? You're from Pittsburgh. You have a 3/8 of an inch gash in your head that you sanitized with WD-40 and patched up with Bondo. Don't go all Eurotrash on me now RustBelt Bro.Ha!
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Centimeter? WTAF? You're from Pittsburgh. You have a 3/8 of an inch gash in your head that you sanitized with WD-40 and patched up with Bondo. Don't go all Eurotrash on me now RustBelt Bro.
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Ha!
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LOL! You know what @Walks_At_Night ? I needed this after another miserable sleepless night. Thank you RustBelt Bro. ;D That reminds me. I need to get some Super Glue. Best bandage ever! ;)You're having trouble sleeping? Perhaps some.. ;D
Put a shirt on, you don't want @ShayP to get all moist!
@TigerLily This is what I was talking about. Not sure how close it is your situation.
BEFORE:
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You're having trouble sleeping? Perhaps some.. ;D
Dude. I sleep less if I'm drinking. It fires me up. A couple EllGabbers gave me some tips on sleep aids. Not getting consistent results. I average about 4 to 5 hours per night. The last week I averaged about 3. I'm starting to lose it.Speaking of dance time ;), does exercise wear you out enough to get you some shut eye time?
Dude. I sleep less if I'm drinking. It fires me up. A couple EllGabbers gave me some tips on sleep aids. Not getting consistent results. I average about 4 to 5 hours per night. The last week I averaged about 3. I'm starting to lose it.Ok. May I suggest a little.. ;)
Speaking of dance time ;), does exercise wear you out enough to get you some shut eye time?
Ok. May I suggest a little.. ;)
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What is this exercise you speak of? :o ;) Honestly nothing is working. It's hard to explain, but I'll fall asleep and an hour or two later it feels like I'm being pulled out of it. As if someone was waking me up and I have this sensation that I'm late for something. It's sudden though. I wake up immediately, almost in a panic. It has to be mental. This has been going on for a few years. Previous to that you couldn't wake me up at all. You could bomb my house and I'd awaken hours later in the rubble. ;DThe medical system hasn’t been able to help any?
Heh heh. Maybe I should just get laid on a regular basis. I'm going to see Steel Panther on the 28th of April. Maybe I can score some chicks. ;)Ok. Well if that doesn't work.. may I suggest a little of.. THIS!
The medical system hasn’t been able to help any?
Ok. Well if that doesn't work.. may I suggest a little of.. THIS!
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;)
YOU'LL SLEEP, MOTHERFUCKA'!
Heh heh. Maybe I should just get laid on a regular basis. I'm going to see Steel Panther on the 28th of April. Maybe I can score some chicks. ;)
No, not really. I'm highly skeptical about prescription sleep aids. The stuff you recommended a while back was working, then it didn't. Unisom and over the counter drugs of that nature work half the time. The other half, I get anxiety.
https://www.pinkcherry.com/collections/male-masturbators
You may also want to go the extra mile and add in one of these...
https://www.pinkcherry.com/collections/anal-sex-toys-prostate-massagers/products/pinkcherry-prostate-massager-vibe-in-black
*sigh* Just put this on at bedtime. You'll drift off and sleep as long as the stream lasts - 12 hours straight.
Holy shit! They went down in price. My last Fleshlight cost over $70. It became cost prohibitive. I will bookmark that link. The savings!
I'm out on the prostate massager though. Nope.
You want me to kill myself don't you? ;D Moon will put me out but DDD will raise my blood pressure. And imagine the subliminal messages I'd get while I was asleep.
Was saving this tale for the book that I'll never write so I guess this is a good time. Found a receipt for one of those things in the Men's Room at work at about 7AM on a Monday morning. It was for one of those devices and the purchase was made with cash at about 10PM on Saturday night at a place down the road a spell called the "Frisky Business Boutique". Shared the find with Jim of course. The theory was the perv lived out a ways and was so revved up he couldn't wait to get home to break her in so cruised on into the office. Lust coupled with the ambience of the C135 Men's head was just too irresistible.The "Frisky Business Boutique.†Ha!
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The "Frisky Business Boutique.†Ha!
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Find Lisa Garr podcasts. She always puts me to sleep.Most of C2C’s women of woo send me to slumberland. Especially The Numbers Nut.
Just down the road from the office around the corner from Bojangle's chicken and the Cook Out Burger joint:I’ll bet there’s someplace nearby where you can add to your body art, too. ;)
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I’ll bet there’s someplace nearby where you can add to your body art, too. ;)
Most of C2C’s women of woo send me to slumberland. Especially The Numbers Nut.
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I just hope they don’t find me someday dead in bed from boredom.
I find the Numbers Nut so boring, I drift off pretty quickly. My subconscious must find her really boring, too. I can honestly say I haven’t had one dream about her and her numbers, wet or not. ;)
Ewww. What kind of dreams would she bring on? You must find the volume of my potato chip, err, hyperbolic paraboloid using integration. If you get the answer correct you may feed me an entire bag of Lay's. If you get the answer wrong, you shall file the fungus off my elbows.
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I'll stick with Dietrich's streams...............
I find the Numbers Nut so boring, I drift off pretty quickly. My subconscious must find her really boring, too. I can honestly say I haven’t had one dream about her and her numbers, wet or not. ;)
What the hell happened to her? She looks like the dude that sucks out septic tanks with lipstick on now.
https://rumble.com/v6dgnd-a-look-at-your-new-year-through-numerology.html
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She has your number Roy. You shall dream of her tonight.visitors can't see pics , please register or login
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Looks like I took birdshot on my forehead and I have a centimeter cut beneath my left eyebrow. My mouth is still pretty. :D
@TigerLily @sean92008 - there’s a commercial running on TV here promoting San Diego. It shows that everyone there drives a VW bug, a VW camper, or an antique Porsche. No Prius. Who is lying, you or the commercial?
German cars are for sociopaths and production companies.What about French cars? Or FRENCH TOAST, for that matter! @sean92008
What about French cars? Or FRENCH TOAST, for that matter! @sean92008Renault? Fiat? Nissan?
Renault? Fiat? Nissan?Can a nigga' git a cabbage roll!!!?
Pass. European cars are risky.
@TigerLily @sean92008 - there’s a commercial running on TV here promoting San Diego. It shows that everyone there drives a VW bug, a VW camper, or an antique Porsche. No Prius. Who is lying, you or the commercial?
Can a nigga' git a cabbage roll!!!?You've picked up a Washington accent...
Can a nigga' git a cabbage roll!!!?
Gonna do that within the next two weeks. Might use a little fattier cut though.
@sean92008 Does your street or neighborhood have the whole HOA committee set up, and if so are you one the board? This question might be applicable to @PB as well.
@sean92008 Does your street or neighborhood have the whole HOA committee set up, and if so are you one the board? This question might be applicable to @PB as well.If I were on the HOA board, everybody would tremble at my sight and the word "nazi" would be used much more often.
@sean92008 Does your street or neighborhood have the whole HOA committee set up, and if so are you one the board? This question might be applicable to @PB as well.Yes to both. It is only our street which is about 400 FT long and not some giant development. As to PB's sentiment, I agree although in our case there wasn't much of a choice.
Yes to both. It is only our street which is about 400 FT long and not some giant development. As to PB's sentiment, I agree although in our case there wasn't much of a choice.
The zoom meeting was last Wednesday and hardly anybody (6) participated and only three of us were on camera. All in all I am happy with our group of four members. Basically it's all about how we want to finish the large public area at the end of the street. I'm thinking, public PT/BBQ pit and maybe a minigolf/minigun qualifying course. There are very few children on the street so that helps.
My HOA is pretty reasonable but we are thinking about buying some acreage out in the sticks here. Thing is the Stars and Bars still flies out that way. Not sure that my Billy Yank ass will fit in.When you meet your neighbors and get to the point in the conversation where you discuss how hot it is, just say. “Damn, it’s hot as Sherman’s ass blistering in Hell.†You’ll fit right in. You might also mention a few of the god-like qualities of Dean Smith and comment on how the sky is Carolina blue today.
When you meet your neighbors and get to the point in the conversation where you discuss how hot it is, just say. “Damn, it’s hot as Sherman’s ass blistering in Hell.†You’ll fit right in. You might also mention a few of the god-like qualities of Dean Smith and comment on how the sky is Carolina blue today.
BTW - That’s not the stars and bars. That’s the St. Andrews Cross.
My HOA is pretty reasonable but we are thinking about buying some acreage out in the sticks here. Thing is the Stars and Bars still flies out that way. Not sure that my Billy Yank ass will fit in.visitors can't see pics , please register or login
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@KSM i don’t put up a treeSo you just throw the gifts on the floor in the corner? @JUAN Are you a scrooge?
@Walks_At_Night dont try this at home
https://twitter.com/aaronworthing/status/1514967526358372355
https://twitter.com/aaronworthing/status/1514967526358372355
Best method of tilling I've seen. I don't have a tiller anymore but I do have 2 propane tanks.Go for it.
Go for it.
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;D I'm actually considering it. My neighbors may not approve, and I don't want to break the windows at ground level....BUT... :D
;D I'm actually considering it. My neighbors may not approve, and I don't want to break the windows at ground level....BUT... :DIt was nice knowing you, Shay. ;)
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“Whut do you have against the REAL ‘merican flag, boy?â€
That blowed up real good.
@sean92008Why are you asking the local asshole @KSM ?
We have our first HOA committee meeting tomorrow night via zoom.
Any suggestions on my approach, attitude, to those fuckers? We will be discussing what to do with all the funds collected as well as selecting a treasurer. Not sure I want that gig as I would much rather be the potential sore thumb of the group.
@sean92008
We have our first HOA committee meeting tomorrow night via zoom.
Any suggestions on my approach, attitude, to those fuckers? We will be discussing what to do with all the funds collected as well as selecting a treasurer. Not sure I want that gig as I would much rather be the potential sore thumb of the group.
Know your local zoning and HOA limitations. At a previous HOA, a severe HOA violation could cause the house to go into foreclosure.
Humm...
1) Make sure garages can hold at least 1 vehicle and that campers, off road vehicles are behind fences/out of view. Nothing says white trash or ghetto like yards full of cars or abandoned vehicles.
2) All contracts for services are multi-quoted, no nepotism without disclosure
3) All emails to the board auto forward to all board members and the manager. Cuts down in favoritism, fraud.
4) No short term rentals. Resident/car limits, monthly premium or application fee to do a background check on renters (this was massively important near Vegas, renters had to have the check because we were a gated community).
5) Clear party/noise guidelines. Sign off by neighbors, strict time limits unless neighbors approve extended times... In writing.
6) Text alert list. (Especially for crime alerts)
7) Sign up with a tow company in case the need arises.
8 ) Get people to sign off on drone photographs to inspect the properties.
9) Encourage security cameras
10) ACH payments
11) Trash pickup contract for Monday pickups (weekend yard and cleanup work)
12) Be a Nazi. Assholes take the inch, then the mile and fuck up a neighborhood quickly. Zero tolerance!!! Drug busts = foreclosure!
13) All households should have at least 10 layers working hard.
@Walks_At_Night dont try this at home
https://twitter.com/aaronworthing/status/1514967526358372355
@PolkaDot ! Glad you're back. It's weird being the only female. And I like your company. You smell nice. About the Dokken post, etc. Since I had never been appropriately introduced to Metal I asked the guys to show me around. It was great fun and I knew I would come out hardened and shiny. I really am into quite a lot of the bands now and have quite a few that I'd never heard before on heavy rotation. Gotta go with Iron Maiden as my favorite of the bunch. Thanks again @ShayP . But a bunch of others too
@Chefist When are you planning to do your podcast again?
Wow...I'm not sure...what are we down to? Maybe 12 listeners? HaI really did enjoy your shows. And yes, it did drove the Senda Monster crazy. lol
It was fun though...and drove Georgie Boy nuts. ;D
Wow...I'm not sure...what are we down to? Maybe 12 listeners? HaBreak out the Graeter’s and get busy! Or at least hang out here.
It was fun though...and drove Georgie Boy nuts. ;D
@PolkaDot ! Glad you're back. It's weird being the only female. And I like your company. You smell nice.
Hey @Walks_At_Night, who could've thought that Bowling for Dollars and Lurch's ability to perform fellatio and/or cunnilingus would be brought up at the same time, in separate threads, on a forum? We are a special group. :D
Indeed! I re-watched Abner mixing concrete. You got any good concrete stories? I've got one that I should share someday.
No concrete stories, but I'm sure I'll fuck it up when I redo the walkway. Probably seal myself in it somehow. Share the story man!
I shall do so in the very near future. It is late and Arte Johnson and Jimmy Walker are in quite the bowling duel. ;)
No concrete stories, but I'm sure I'll fuck it up when I redo the walkway. Probably seal myself in it somehow. Share the story man!Concrete story. @ShayP
Concrete story. @ShayP
@ShayP Check out the blonde at 6:22 - she stands out amongst the horn rims in the crowd. 8)
I'm starting to think Mike Love has always been an asshole...
I'm starting to think Mike Love has always been an asshole...
Looks like she was from the future. @Walks_At_Night Lovely lady.
I hate The Beach Boys. Just sayin'.
@ShayP
@KSM It would take me at least 30 minutes to get there. It would be close to a 40 mile round trip. I can't wait to see, or read about, the gridlock caused by all the people rushing to get the cheaper gas.2 hours? 1500 gallons? Hmm, admittingly I did not read the article :-[ Ahh, fights! :)
They are only doing it for 2 hours or until they run out of 1500 gallons. I'd be shocked if fights didn't break out.
2 hours? 1500 gallons? Hmm, admittingly I did not read the article :-[ Ahh, fights! :)
The reverse divebomb is an underused element in modern music @KSMI like! I've thought about it in the past but ALWAYS forget by the time a recording or new song comes along and I'm designing my lead break. I'll make a note. I have stickies that I STICK to my console.
Give it a try, a monster 10 second reverse divebomb without any of that Jeff Beck tremolo bar nonsense.
One big pull up, like you are raising the dead.
Glorious.
I like! I've thought about it in the past but ALWAYS forget by the time a recording or new song comes along and I'm designing my lead break. I'll make a note. I have stickies that I STICK to my console.
Speaking of Beck - Brad Gillis really mastered the fuck out of the Beck technique. Ozzy's Speak Of The Devil is peppered with it. It sounds like the guitar is gargling. I like that too.
Using it during the solo is ok but using it to build to a chorus climax is... climaxy?Indeed. He went nuts, borderline overkill with it. I'm listening to that album now and he's flyin' away on it.
Yeah, CLIMAXY!
I think Brad Gillis may have been epileptic during that period and could not help but do that.
Using it during the solo is ok but using it to build to a chorus climax is... climaxy?A quality climax is always appreciated.
Yeah, CLIMAXY!
I think Brad Gillis may have been epileptic during that period and could not help but do that.
I just had a "What is my life?" moment. I just spent 15 minutes watching videos of cats trying catnip for the first time. To compound the matter, it was a little after midnight. Please God help me. Now it's off to bed to cry and with any luck, sleep.
I just had a "What is my life?" moment. I just spent 15 minutes watching videos of cats trying catnip for the first time. To compound the matter, it was a little after midnight. Please God help me. Now it's off to bed to cry and with any luck, sleep.
Cats? WTF man.
Wrong thread
@TigerLily - did you know Goth farm girls are a thing?Does anybody else see a man in a black bathing suit, bent over on his knees beside her in the top picture? Farmhand? Might be a reflection on the exterior metal. Looks weird.
https://citizenfreepress.com/breaking/goth-farmer-girl-is-a-thing/
@TigerLily - did you know Goth farm girls are a thing?
https://citizenfreepress.com/breaking/goth-farmer-girl-is-a-thing/
Does anybody else see a man in a black bathing suit, bent over on his knees beside her in the top picture? Farmhand? Might be a reflection on the exterior metal. Looks weird.
@KSM Your current avatar is grass? Freakin' grass! Whatever. By the time you read this it'll be something else. ::) ;) ;DYEP. Two years ago I had 2.3 acres of that. Perfect. I believe that picture was taken in town at the old duplex.
Just found this. Will I have to do anything?
Just found this. Will I have to do anything?
Funny that you should ask. Here, put this dress on. It was last worn by Hunter Biden. Do NOT sniff it, lick it or suck on it.How dare yeeeewwww? Nobody in Florida wears dresses, especially in July.
Just found this. Will I have to do anything?@JUAN You can do what ever you want.
I am allergic to the yeast that causes beer to ferment, so no beer for me.
I am allergic to the yeast that causes beer to ferment, so no beer for me.
Which muscle is the Hamstermuscle? Please keep your answer clean. I'm delicate.You can point it out on my recurring #Clickacy if it's easier
Conophytum pageae is a succulent perennial plant with a clustering, mat-forming growth habit. This species is from the ice plant family, Aizoaceae, which is also known as vygies in South Africa and New Zealand.I am oddly... aroused.
Needs googly eyes @TigerLily
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Conophytum pageae is a succulent perennial plant with a clustering, mat-forming growth habit. This species is from the ice plant family, Aizoaceae, which is also known as vygies in South Africa and New Zealand.
Needs googly eyes @TigerLily
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I am oddly... aroused.
Sugar Lips
I was pulling weeds yesterday, late in the evening. There were some that looked like Rosemary. I felt like I was in the movie Day of the Triffids. I could not pull them out and it actually felt like they were fighting back. Very woody stems anchored in the seam of the concrete walkway. They weren't there last week. Then boom! A foot tall.
Whatever it was, I found that I am allergic to them. As the night went on I was getting hives and my throat was tight.
I hit them with RoundUp this morning. If that doesn't kill them, they will die by fire. >:(
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Which model did you get - the little one that runs on a damp stove bottle or the big one that uses a tank?
That’s why I haven’t gotten one.
I used a Bernzomatic blaze torch with a 20 lb. propane tank.I use the 20 lb. propane tank as my blaze torch.
I use the 20 lb. propane tank as my blaze torch.
@sean92008 You mentioned not being able to hold a fork for more than a few minutes. How does typing work for you, do you do it in spurts or is typing (computer) not an issue? Seriously asking.I use nearly 100% voice recognition. If you watch and refresh the page frequently you'll see me make a post and go back and then edit over and over correcting spelling, punctuation and stuff like that. I also hate voice recognition, not just cuz it's inaccurate but it spells cuz c u z. That is not how the fucking word is spelled it is because with an apostrophe in place of the be. Fucking Google has gotten worse in the last 10 years. I do not believe that's an accident, by the way.
@PB I bought a bike. Just for bombing around locally until I become entirely familiar with the city.
When inflating my tires - mainly the back tire, I am doing it by feel and also by weight (sitting) and looking at the back tire. It flattens out just a bit when I sit/ride.
Question is: Should I be inflating it to the point where it appears the same whether I'm seated or not?
I have the pump but no pressure gauge.
I keep my tires pumped up as full as possible, which ends up being around 40. It's just easier to pedal and it rolls with less resistance. Less full is a softer ride.
You can use the air pressure gauge that you use for your car tires, or buy a cheap one at an auto parts store for $3.
Ahh. Yeah, a softer ride is fine but my average in city ride is less than 6 miles total so I would prefer the faster roll. I can ice my undercarriage when I get home should the ride be too hard.
What's the over-under that Hammy jumps on that last line. ?
@PB I bought a bike. Just for bombing around locally until I become entirely familiar with the city.
When inflating my tires - mainly the back tire, I am doing it by feel and also by weight (sitting) and looking at the back tire. It flattens out just a bit when I sit/ride.
Question is: Should I be inflating it to the point where it appears the same whether I'm seated or not?
I have the pump but no pressure gauge.
What bell did you choose?
Did you get the princess model with a fancy basket, too?
TRICK QUESTION! Every bike is a princess model as THEY ARE FOR GIRLS.
Lance Armstrong was the first trans athlete as he was participating in a SPORT FOR GIRLS!
His ball cancer was a first in the sport as it is A SPORT FOR GIRLS.
What the Ell' is with you? Just phoning it in like that? Play the NOSE GAME Bart! It feels good. :) It's going over like gangbusters! YIPPY!< Like that!
What bell did you choose?
Did you get the princess model with a fancy basket, too?
TRICK QUESTION! Every bike is a princess model as THEY ARE FOR GIRLS.
Lance Armstrong was the first trans athlete as he was participating in a SPORT FOR GIRLS!
His ball cancer was a first in the sport as it is A SPORT FOR GIRLS.
Pfft! Let's see you ride over the Alps and the Pyrenees in 21 days juiced or not. Cuz girls don't cheat. They are too smart to even try it
I did it in one day because I had a man bike and a tank full of gas.Translation = you were farty.
Translation = you were farty.
What bell did you choose?
Did you get the princess model with a fancy basket, too?
TRICK QUESTION! Every bike is a princess model as THEY ARE FOR GIRLS.
Lance Armstrong was the first trans athlete as he was participating in a SPORT FOR GIRLS!
His ball cancer was a first in the sport as it is A SPORT FOR GIRLS.
Since they all have cars, why do you think that is?
Because they have enough money to afford real transportation.
Because it's fun.
Getting a great workout while having a blast.
What kind of basket do you have?
I bet it is straw.
Did you know that singing at home with your friends is much less gay that riding a bike?
I am sure that riding your little bike around after a day of handing out rolls of quarters at your bank teller job so the Falkies of the world can do their laundry seems like wonderful fun.
Trying to convince me of what a great time it is makes it seem like you are quite insecure about it, though.
Embrace the bell, fill your basket with treats and flowers and have a have a yabba dabba doo time, a dabba doo time, have a gay old time.
Because they have enough money to afford real transportation.My new Rubicon doesn't quite fit in some of the places I go. Bike works nice and it's just one more thing that keeps my NFL ass in perfect shape. You should get off your Sperm Whale shaped arse and try it OOT!
My new Rubicon doesn't quite fit in some of the places I go. Bike works nice and it's just one more thing that keeps my NFL ass in perfect shape. You should get off your Sperm Whale shaped arse and try it OOT!
I wonder how often Falkie and Kathy ride their bikes
About as often as you making a decent post.
You are only required to read and contemplate them, enjoying and responding is optional.
"required" *laff*
Not that that's necessary, yew can't wait to read them.
"yew can't wait" *snortlaff*
Well, here's a TELL.
Betty, my 5'5-inch-long Ball Python passed away overnight and was found dead this morning in her enclosure by my estranged-ish wife. She, Betty, was 25 yrs old. She had a fantastic life, best of which was 2009 through 2020 while I had her. Do you mourn a snake or reptile as you would a dog or cat? Feels almost the same.
...Fuck ::)
Do you mourn a snake or reptile as you would a dog or cat? Feels almost the same.
Nice things said, and good points made.He will have become a “has Ben.â€
But I tell you this! If I ever have a pet snail and he dies? I'll be warming up some garlic butter! "Ben was reeaal good" His name would be Ben.
Accomplished? Surely you jest. ;D @KSM
Oof! I feel like I'm waiting on a table. ;)
With rubs I always lean towards what mainly works well with beef, but is acceptable for pork or chicken.
This should provide you with some kick. I'm just going to put some minimal measurements next to the ingredients. Not sure if you'll like it but if you do you can multiply into a bigger batch. If you don't like it then you won't have much waste. Those chili powders and mustard powder aren't cheap.
Coarse salt ~ 1/2 cup
Brown sugar ~ 1/4 cup
Coarse pepper ~ 2 tablespoons
Granulated garlic ~ 2 tablespoons
Onion powder ~ 2 tablespoons
*Ancho or *Chipotle powder (go with Chipotle if you want more heat) ~ 2 tablespoons of either
Mustard powder ~ 1 tablespoon
Oregano ~ 2 teaspoons
Thyme ~ 2 teaspoons
Cumin ~ 1 teaspoon
*If neither appeals, use Smokey Paprika. You could even add it to the mix.
If you have a Penzey's Spice store near you, they'll have everything. Grocers are hit or miss. I also recommend Colman's mustard powder. The other brands lack flavor.
I went by memory because when I quit the business I irrationally threw away all my recipes. Mid-life crisis I guess. :-\ You have the chops though. I know you'll make adjustments to your personal taste.
Cheers man!
Alot of tasty goodness in there @ShayP +1
I would try it on a steak too but would omit the brown sugar as to avoid the burn during the sear.
@TigerLily You have mentioned that you see all manner of man stuff in your ads. Do you get men's dual pouch underwear? In the last week I've gone from LAWNMOWERS to this stuff and have not been shopping, or browsing for either. It's like g'oogle doesn't know me at all. :P
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If your making chicken and feeling adventurous swap out the oregano and thyme for ginger and turmeric.
Right now I'm hovering between classy jewelry and my usual tacky bohochic fashions and jewelry. Some fun stuff actually. And the occasional island getaway. Haven't had any men's underwear in a few days. The main company's motto is "discipline is not a dirty word". Sounds like some of your dates would agree from what you posted earlier. @PolkaDot seems the bossy typeThe Bossy type? There’s a difference between being bossy and being a woman that knows what she likes. Knowing what you want and making it happen is a different thing all together from bossy. I have very little patience for the insipid or whiney. I won’t tolerate it in my men or friends -it becomes all together much too annoying. I will however, push the people I care about to be their best selves and shower them with love along the way. I’m glad that settles that. Any more questions?
Anyhoo. I would think complex engineering would have to go into those dual pack undies. A 32D is always a 32D. But men are always ... re-sizing. I would think that would be tough to accommodate. Well. Not my problem. For curiosity's sake I will let you know if I start getting these ads. If so, I will ask Dot to lay on 40 lashes as retaliation. I don't need this unnecessary crap cluttering up my #Clickacy
A question: Would you rather go out for a steak or stay home and make that steak yourself?For me, it depends upon where I am in the country. Certain steakhouses are well worth going too. And there is always the “ambience†factor. ;)
ME? I stay home. What I can do to a prime piece of beef is beyond almost all steakhouses.
For me, it depends upon where I am in the country. Certain steakhouses are well worth going too. And there is always the “ambience†factor. ;)Ok, you have a few points there. My steaks are usually better than anything I've had while out but, as I said "usually" not always. And if a steak place (known for great steaks) has a fine whiskey selection and the atmosphere is conducive? MMmyeah.. not bad. See ya' there!
Ok, you have a few points there. My steaks are usually better than anything I've had while out but, as I said "usually" not always. And if a steak place (known for great steaks) has a fine whiskey selection and the atmosphere is conducive? MMmyeah.. not bad. See ya' there!Exactly! Make mine a prime Porterhouse, medium rare, with a generous pour of Booker’s. I like those crispy onion strings, too, that a lot of the fine steakhouses seem to favor.
Exactly! Make mine a prime Porterhouse, medium rare, with a generous pour of Booker’s. I like those crispy onion strings, too, that a lot of the fine steakhouses seem to favor.
I'm a peasant. At this point, I'm missing the Bonanza where a pimple faced, 16 year old cooks a Ribeye right in front of you and throws in a big baker. You then wash the lot down with a Mister Pibb out of a machine.
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Plus Lorne greets you over the intercom as you enter.
I was that 16 year old! My second job was as a grill cook at Bonanza in the 80's. You can't find the value in what was served back then in today's market.
What was it..like $4.99? Come back!!!! :'(
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Hooker joint?
Hell no. Imagine if the Burger King had a love child with Taco Bell. More awesome at 2AM than any hooker!
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OK, fine.
Or power down a stack of pancakes at the Sambo'sThe best silver dollar pancakes ever!
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Exactly! Make mine a prime Porterhouse, medium rare, with a generous pour of Booker’s. I like those crispy onion strings, too, that a lot of the fine steakhouses seem to favor.
I'm a peasant. At this point, I'm missing the Bonanza where a pimple faced, 16 year old cooks a Ribeye right in front of you and throws in a big baker. You then wash the lot down with a Mister Pibb out of a machine.
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Hooker joint?
@Walks_At_Night Didn't Bonanza eventually become Ponderosa or were they the same restaurant chain just named differently by region? I used to like Ponderosa's Super Buffett. The last time I went to one was in the early 90's. Last time I saw one, it was abandoned and later was turned into a church. lol
@Walks_At_Night Didn't Bonanza eventually become Ponderosa or were they the same restaurant chain just named differently by region? I used to like Ponderosa's Super Buffett. The last time I went to one was in the early 90's. Last time I saw one, it was abandoned and later was turned into a church. lolThey still have a website, with apparently three restaurants left. Two are in Ohio. Maybe you can take a drive and check one out for us, Shay.
Hhhmmm. What else? I have a vague memory of Jeff and Chef at the Burger Chef.Oh, yeah. I liked Burger Chef.
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They still have a website, with apparently three restaurants left. Two are in Ohio. Maybe you can take a drive and check one out for us, Shay.
https://pon-bon.com/
I'm nostalgic, @ItsOver but not so much where I'd make the trip. ;)I see there’s one not far from Dayton. I believe Uncle Duke is still there. Maybe he can make a visit and report back. I believe he used to be involved with USAF accident investigations so he has relevant experience. ;)
Anyone from PA, WV, or Ohio of a certain age should remember Winky's. I've never been to a Burger Chef but I think they are similar.
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What about this place?
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I'm hating it that I never ate at a Winky's. Sounds awesome.
I forgot about that place. There was one not far from me when I was in Virginia. I don't think it stayed open for more than 2 years.
Same here - just a stones throw from the arena where the Carolina Hurricanes and NC State plays. Great location but poof.Here’s an old article but interesting.
You fuckers gave me the serious LET'S GET A HAMBURGER munchies last night. AND EAT 12 CHOCOLATE CHOP COOKIES!
That’s what we’re here for. ;)
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12 chocolate chip cookies! @KSM I'm a fat bastard and I haven't had that many cookies in a year. Yeah yeah yeah...I know...your regimen, work it off blah blah blah. ::)I could add a few more blah blah blahs if you like.. ;D
;)
Our mission is complete. @ItsOver So, waddya say we go out for some steaks? My treat. :DSounds good. I’ll suit-up, hop in my F-18, and be in Pittsburgh before you know it. ;) :)
You fuckers gave me the serious LET'S GET A HAMBURGER munchies last night. AND EAT 12 CHOCOLATE CHOP COOKIES!
You're just in time for pizza night!
..you would have me over for pizza? I doubt that. Plus - you like pineapple on pizza. @PB
Am I the only one here who has never even considered getting a tattoo?
Am I the only one here who has never even considered getting a tattoo?Nope.
Nope.Ditto.
Am I the only one here who has never even considered getting a tattoo?
Am I the only one here who has never even considered getting a tattoo?Hell, no. Imagine being stuck still wearing an avocado-color leisure suit from the 70’s. Every day.
Nope.
Nope.
Ditto.
No
Hell, no. Imagine being stuck still wearing an avocado-color leisure suit from the 70’s. Every day.
Then who here is all tatted up? Neck tats and all?I think @fredward might have a few tats. I know people with some great ones that have stood the test of time, but still it's not for me.
Hell, no. Imagine being stuck still wearing an avocado-color leisure suit from the 70’s. Every day.
I think @fredward might have a few tats. I know people with some great ones that have stood the test of time, but still it's not for me.
BUT I DON'T JUDGE THOSE WHO HAVE TATTOOS LIKE @Bart Ell Does! Bart is a very (To use @PolkaDot 's word) "JUDGIE" guy.
Then who here is all tatted up? Neck tats and all?
Hell, no. Imagine being stuck still wearing an avocado-color leisure suit from the 70’s. Every day.
Not "tatted up" but I have one on each shoulder/upper arm.
I imagined it and quite frankly, I'd be fine with it. ;) :D
Someone out there has them of Sha Na Na and Andy Gibb
I think @fredward might have a few tats. I know people with some great ones that have stood the test of time, but still it's not for me.Of course he's judgie, he has a right to be. After all, he's better than everyone else, isn't he?
BUT I DON'T JUDGE THOSE WHO HAVE TATTOOS LIKE @Bart Ell Does! Bart is a very (To use @PolkaDot 's word) "JUDGIE" guy.
Of course he's judgie, he has a right to be. After all, he's better than everyone else, isn't he?
Dedicating such a big part of one's life to bullying a 70 year old man with mental problems and insulting random people on the internet is such a noble calling. I think he deserves a fucking medal!
LOL! Just kidding. He doesn't deserve any medals.
And no @KSM , I never got any tats. I could never think of anything I was sure I'd think was cool for the rest of my life.
I imagined it and quite frankly, I'd be fine with it. ;) :DOf course you would, Mr. Rogers. ;) ;) ;D
Please tell me they are Lambert heads.
Someone out there has them of Sha Na Na and Andy Gibb
Of course you would, Mr. Rogers. ;) ;) ;D
I'd need some white patent leather shoes to make it all come together. ;Dâ€Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk…†;) ;D
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Unfortunately, no.
How disappointing. The only other thing that might be almost as good would be Tekulve winging it. A pair of Tekulves perhaps?
Dumb cunt.Wow.
Flying Dog then I moved on to martini for a few Manhattans. @KSM It was quite a comedown from my obscenely rich aunt’s house where I watched The Mind of Cats last night. I’ll try to furnish discrete pictures next week. Her kitchen would make @ShayP squirt. I was just touched by a flight attendant to be offered ice water so cycling does wonders for the physique. Too bad Bart is scared of exercise.Bart has a 40LBs over ideal weight jello pudding body. He sits and stews in his own farts at his studio desk.
Bart has a 40LBs over ideal weight jello pudding body.
Yet my wife still loves me and I am still allowed to sit at my studio desk in my house and don't have to ask condo NAZIs if I can install a communal studio desk.LOL!!
Go figure.
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Flying Dog then I moved on to martini for a few Manhattans. @KSM It was quite a comedown from my obscenely rich aunt’s house where I watched The Mind of Cats last night. I’ll try to furnish discrete pictures next week. Her kitchen would make @ShayP squirt. I was just touched by a flight attendant to be offered ice water so cycling does wonders for the physique. Too bad Bart is scared of exercise.
Is your obscenely rich aunt married? @whoozit Whether she is or not, would she be in need of a man-servant, houseboy, or even a slave. I've been married before. Heck. If she's married her husband may be thankful.My.. "wife" has an extremely wealthy/RICH friend up north that has a manslave. Poor little dude is trapped within her clutches. She makes him do things that you would refuse to do, so..
**In no way was my post intended to offend. Sometimes I feel the need to put out a disclaimer. :D
My.. "wife" has an extremely wealthy/RICH friend up north that has a manslave. Poor little dude is trapped within her clutches. She makes him do things that you would refuse to do, so..
He sucks her toes, doesn't he? @KSM :PHe sucks and licks everything! She also beats him coz he's 5'4 and she's 6' and is a kickboxer.
He sucks and licks everything! She also beats him coz he's 5'4 and she's 6' and is a kickboxer.
He sucks her toes, doesn't he? @KSM :PWorst of all, I hear she makes him listen to Jorch Norway while he’s doing it.
He sucks and licks everything! She also beats him coz he's 5'4 and she's 6' and is a kickboxer.
He sucks and licks everything! She also beats him coz he's 5'4 and she's 6' and is a kickboxer.
Is your obscenely rich aunt married? @whoozit Whether she is or not, would she be in need of a man-servant, houseboy, or even a slave. I've been married before. Heck. If she's married her husband may be thankful.Unfortunately for you she is married. Fortunately for me I don’t have to start calling you Uncle ShayP. @ShayP
**In no way was my post intended to offend. Sometimes I feel the need to put out a disclaimer. :D
Worst of all, I hear she makes him listen to Jorch Norway while he’s doing it.
Unfortunately for you she is married. Fortunately for me I don’t have to start calling you Uncle ShayP. @ShayP
LOL! Sounds like a living hell.
Didn't Dante say something about George Noory shows being played on an endless loop there?Yes, but with the occasional break from Snorge, replaced with Chuckles Willis, who then sends you a bill for the “pleasure.â€
I see that George Soros is handing out money. What kind of scheme, not requiring much actual work, can I devise to get some. I’d even take a measly half-mil.Are you a district attorney?
No. Not weasely enough.Let him know you’re running for the local dog catcher position. Darth Soros wants power from top to bottom.
When are you NOT oddly aroused by something that I post?Don't get catty. You are the one that intro'd me to North Korean horse porn.
Full physical today. Everything. My PCP was a little rough with my testicles and pretty much shoved his finger up my 'you know what' in a matter that seemed a bit harsh.
Sort of like this. "Are you using the whole fist doc?"
Full physical today. Everything. My PCP was a little rough with my testicles and pretty much shoved his finger up my 'you know what' in a matter that seemed a bit harsh.
Sort of like this. "Are you using the whole fist doc?"
Full physical today. Everything. My PCP was a little rough with my testicles and pretty much shoved his finger up my 'you know what' in a matter that seemed a bit harsh.Dude! Just rent a whore to get that done. Why are you paying a man to get you off?
Sort of like this. "Are you using the whole fist doc?"
I once had a caregiver that had a sense of humor. Just before the exam, he pointed to an open box of Kleenex and said, "Those are for cleaning, not for tears." ;D Cheers, @ShayP.
Dude! Just rent a whore to get that done. Why are you paying a man to get you off?
GEESH! ::)
I think @fredward might have a few tats. I know people with some great ones that have stood the test of time, but still it's not for me.OMG!! ;D
BUT I DON'T JUDGE THOSE WHO HAVE TATTOOS LIKE @Bart Ell Does! Bart is a very (To use @PolkaDot 's word) "JUDGIE" guy.
Don't get catty. You are the one that intro'd me to North Korean horse porn.THIS ⬆ï¸â¬†ï¸ I believe
OMG!! ;DCoffee time is still technically "drinking" so I would assume that coffee sessions fit the criteria. Pearls of wisdom and hilarity cross over from beverage to beverage as you try not to nose snort whatever liquid is in your mouth. Funny stuff.
I’m going to start a new thread: Day Drinking With @KSM . Record all your pearls of wisdom for posterity. This may or may not include coffee sessions.
Full physical today. Everything. My PCP was a little rough with my testicles and pretty much shoved his finger up my 'you know what' in a matter that seemed a bit harsh.
Sort of like this. "Are you using the whole fist doc?"
You want to make sure they're getting along with their wives before you go in.
Men!!! Such whiners! You have NO idea…
@PolkaDot In my case I will agree. I've had many nurses tell me that the big guys are the sissies when it comes to certain tests. I'm in that category. When I hear, "We're going to draw some blood" I usually ask why, and do we really have to? ;DLol, in ortho if we needed to do a quick bone set, men would always ask for sedative/analgesic…little old ladies? They were like: No, just get on with it I have shopping to get to.
Don't know where to put this ::)
Woke with a monster pee hard-on/morning wood. Headed straight for the bathroom and fought with.. it as I contorted to the point of almost hovering upsidedown over the toilet. Gods hilarious joke on men. :-\
Full physical today. Everything. My PCP was a little rough with my testicles and pretty much shoved his finger up my 'you know what' in a matter that seemed a bit harsh.
Sort of like this. "Are you using the whole fist doc?"
I should've paid you. Would've been cheaper and more pleasurable. :D
But you are a naughtyl little Shay and you force the hand of your PCP. Having him stuff his hand in a slot large enough to park a Volvo. Naughty Shay. Naughty.
With both his hands forcfully gripping your shoulders. Just to stabilize you for the, er, exam.
What about this? Anybody..?
Two equal size non-stick pans. 12"
Pan one: A large perfectly round pancake. Not too thick, not too thin.
Pan two: An equal size well beaten egg as if you're making an omelet or crape. Two eggs should suffice.
Have equal parts precooked chopped bacon and sausage set to the side. Shredded cheddar as well on a separate plate.
- Plate the buttered pancake. Place the equal size egg layer directly on top.
- To one side place your bacon and sausage mixture and top with shredded cheese.
- FOLD the pancake/egg layer over like a calzone.
- Drizzle generously with delicious maple syrup.
DO IT!!
You people @KSM need to be posting much more interesting stuff. I’ve spent the day crawling around on my hands and knees pulling wires and cable and later weeding and planting in the garden. My long-injured knees hurt.Agreed. You all are getting a bit....boring. Step it up! Also, @JUAN , I will be visiting the garden thread shortly and expect to see pictures of your garden.
Since you ran off @TigerLily you all have been slacking.
Agreed. You all are getting a bit....boring. Step it up! Also, @JUAN , I will be visiting the garden thread shortly and expect to see pictures of your garden.I’ll have to take some when I can walk again.
I’ll have to take some when I can walk again.Likely excuse. Grab some ice and your phone and cowboy up, I require entertainment!
For only the second time in the past 30 years I will not have to work and/or cook on Thanksgiving. It felt so good when I heard, "Would you like to come over for Thanksgiving."WOW. That's pretty much a new first! Good for you. Something to be thankful for.
WOW. That's pretty much a new first! Good for you. Something to be thankful for.
For only the second time in the past 30 years I will not have to work and/or cook on Thanksgiving. It felt so good when I heard, "Would you like to come over for Thanksgiving."
Now that you've taken the first step, the next one is to work on your excuses for staying home.
Fake my death?Just tell tell them you’re going to be busy listening to your massive collection of George Noory shows.
Just tell tell them you’re going to be busy listening to your massive collection of George Noory shows.
;D Interesting take.LOL. :)
;)
It's amazing what you learn when you finally get around to reading the manual.
Oh god, what calamity drove you to that?I couldn’t get the expression pedal on my Kurzweil to work with patches on my Halion VSTi.
@ShayP So.. how was Thanksgiving? You didn't have to cook, or did you get suckered in to helping? Drink?
Thanksgiving was great. @KSM However old habits die hard. Even though I was told not to bring anything, I felt the need to. No big deal. Simple side dish. No, I didn't get suckered into anything.
It was just nice to be invited and not be expected to do it. Very refreshing.
Here's one example of what I dealt with years ago. Catering event. At work at 4:00 am. Finished at 4:00 pm. 30 minute drive home. Start dinner for 16 as soon as I walk in the door. Serve, be social, clean up, etc. My day was over at 11:00 pm. That scenario happened many times. It became easier after my divorce. Less people...but still...
Oh! I did not have anything to drink except for coffee and water. I offered help simply because I'm a nice guy. :D :P They refused, so I just went into a food coma. I honestly ate more than I had in one sitting in at least 2 years. Plus the host made the best Key Lime pie I ever had, and I'm not into sweets. So much regret. ;D
Not sure why but I wish you would've got blasted. Blasted in a good way though. Like Jolly Blasted! Oh well - I'm glad you were able to just enjoy. Good for you.
Since I have no one IRL to bitch to, you are going to get it.
My pharmacy can’t understand that 90-days of pills taken twice daily means I should get 180 pills.
I thought you had to learn at least basic arithmetic in pharmacy school.
Since I have no one IRL to bitch to, you are going to get it.
My pharmacy can’t understand that 90-days of pills taken twice daily means I should get 180 pills.
I thought you had to learn at least basic arithmetic in pharmacy school.
I've gone through the same thing. It's frustrating. In one instance it was someone from my PCP's office who was at fault. My doctor wanted to increase my dosage by half. So I was to take one pill plus half of another. The girl at the desk called it in to my pharmacy. I picked it up, got home, opened the bag, and it was the same amount of pills as the previous month. 30. Should've been 45.
Real men get all their medication from the vet.I’ve already pissed off the vet.
I’ve already pissed off the vet.
None of this would be an issue if you got all your medication from a farm supply store.
Do they sell medications for erectile dysfunction? I don't think I could get my thyroid meds there. I could use some dick pills though.
All vertebrates have a thyroid gland so I am sure you can get some sort of racoon drench for your thyroid.
I bet they have skunk pheromones that would make you harder than you got that time the 19 year old girl on the bus let her hand graze your peeper.
I can always count on you.
Grazing my peeper? More like fondling to find the best potato for baking. Looking for that big Russet potato.
Oh, the old "put a potato in your underwear to attract the chix" grade school trick?
That didn't work out so well for KSM. He misunderstood, and put the potato in the back.
IT WAS A TWICE BAKED! YOU SAID IT WAS DELICIOUS!!
That was ALMOST funny. You were so close! Never stop reaching for the stars, Kalil.Nah, you laughed your stretched out ass off Fruitycakes!
Nah, you laughed your stretched out ass off Fruitycakes!
Real men get all their medication from the vet.Against @Bart Ell ’s advice, I went instead to a small husband (identifies as male, he/him) and wife (identifies as female, she/her) owned pharmacy. They were able to fix things up while being nice even to me, and charged less than my previous outfit.
Lily, a question for you.@TigerLily Guess I should have tagged you. It's a fkn question for ya'
With regards to your personal avatar caption. Didn't it use to read "Founder OF Art's Tarts.." ? Perhaps this is just more drop in the Mandella Effect bucket.
@TigerLily Guess I should have tagged you. It's a fkn question for ya'
No Drunk Santa @KSM . It's always been like that. But since you brought it up I do have a problem with there only being two (2) gender choices. I identify with She/They as in Goddess. Always capitalized
Drunk Santa, huh. ::) Not me.
You really should add the "of" to your thingamajig. @TigerLily Or it should read Founder; Art's Tarts..etc
BTW Goddess Transends gender with the whole deity thing. The snatch therefore is secondary IMO.
I will give your suggestions the attention they deserve
@bateman Today at the office I had random radio shows going all day long from my phone. It's loaded with every Art Bell show and many others from Stern, Rogan, Jay Thoams Show, and several Dark City broadcasts. Like 250 gigs of talk radio.
Second show that shuffle pulled up for me was your talk with Jeff Mudget (HH Homes great, great grandson) That one is fucking gold as he calls you by name over three dozen times throughout the duration of the show as if you guys where long lost brothers. But the BEST part of all is the way it comes to a disastrous head in the end that resulted in him telling you that he will not allow the broadcast to air, and you telling him that he doesn't have a legal leg to stand on with that. And the awkward silence at times.. hehehe I would recommend others to check this one out on soundcloud.
This was the fourth time I've heard it in three years. Never gets old.
Amazed people still listen to my shows, so thank you, I think.
You @sean92008 turned me on to The Why Files.
At first I liked it. Not a huge fan of Hecklefish but I can tolerate him. As far as our host goes, he bothers me to some degree. Notice he closes most shows by explaining how most of the topics are perfectly explainable? He ruins what are now formerly fantastic tales for me. And I hate the way he lowers his chair just before he starts talking. If he's not lowering the chair, he's sitting down slowly to create the illusion.
Mixed reviews now.
OH! Have you seen those clips of him dancing? Wanna punch the crap outta him? Dudes who goofy-dance thinking they're coming off cute, or funny. Please. ::)
@TigerLily What's the deal with the new AV? Electric rabbits? Really?
pff
@TigerLily What's the deal with the new AV? Electric rabbits? Really?
pff
@ItsOver Have you experienced any OTA channel loss? Seen a few vids on YT suggesting that some areas are making it harder for cord cutters. Seems fine here but I wouldn't be surprised if these reports are true. It should be illegal for them to do such a thing.
I think I saw one of them on Tyler the Antenna man's channel. Dude has an odd shaped head.
@ItsOver Have you experienced any OTA channel loss? Seen a few vids on YT suggesting that some areas are making it harder for cord cutters. Seems fine here but I wouldn't be surprised if these reports are true. It should be illegal for them to do such a thing.None of I noticed.
I think I saw one of them on Tyler the Antenna man's channel. Dude has an odd shaped head.
None of I noticed.
@MAX Does Fluffy really have fleas? Your pup is adorable.@KSM yes Senda gave poor Fluffy the fleas. The pup is 7mo and going on it’s 3rd training session! dog is a nut job…
@KSM yes Senda gave poor Fluffy the fleas. The pup is 7mo and going on it’s 3rd training session! dog is a nut job…Senda LOL! Nice.
@whoozit How often do you play or practice guitar? I know you do it for fun but I am seriously asking. No reason - just asking.@KSM. Lately like 10 hours a month if I’m lucky mostly playing stuff I know. I do want to get back to practicing an hour a day but it is difficult to find the time.
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@Walks_At_Night
Can't recall which thread we briefly discussed nautical adventure films but I came across this one. Critics seemed a tad harsh on it but I suspect that because the main character (Tom Hanks) is a patriotic bible reading sub captain who sinks enemy craft. Very well made and the sound is great if you have a good system to crank up for those low water rumblings and much much more. Enjoyed it very much did I.
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt6048922/
If you search it on youtube looks like you can watch the full movie. A few options in fact.
@Smokin Hot Bob
Just so we're clear, I had a BLT for breakfast. It didn't feel right having an eggless breakfast, so I made eggs about an hour after the sammich. People don't know this, but it is important to salt and pepper the tomato slices. That simple step really elevates and brightens up the entire experience.
@Smokin Hot Bob
Just so we're clear, I had a BLT for breakfast. It didn't feel right having an eggless breakfast, so I made eggs about an hour after the sammich. People don't know this, but it is important to salt and pepper the tomato slices. That simple step really elevates and brightens up the entire experience.
Frankly, I thought every BLT gourmand was aware of this essential component.Well they're not. And don't call me Frankly.
I busted a nut! I can’t laugh at you anymore @KSM. Cheap guitar stand equals falling guitars even without flying roundhouse back kicks. At least it was my third favorite guitar and a strat. I’ll have to figure out who works on guitars in the backwoods around here.
@KSM Just the nut. The headstock is still intact.Easy DIY fix.
Easy DIY fix.I just pulled the broken nut. I’ll order a new one and slap it in. I thought it would be more difficult.
I just pulled the broken nut. I’ll order a new one and slap it in. I thought it would be more difficult.Easy as changing a string. You order a bone/ivory or plastic nut? Default Epi is plastic but a bone nut makes for a better tone.
... a bone nut makes for a better tone.
Easy as changing a string. You order a bone/ivory or plastic nut? Default Epi is plastic but a bone nut makes for a better tone.Since I busted a nut I must have bone!
If you were going to be prison raped with a microphone, which one would you choose?
A 'lesser of two evils' sort of thing but it does come down to personal taste and a level of discomfort, and why did you rob that bank?
The SM10 would be my first choice, butt the C1000s, lubed, of course seems to be one of the two choices.
@KSM I don't know about looked down on, but they are not as esteemed by others as they are by themselves.
All Drumpft supporters are shunned - unless they can really play.
Just saw this. clears a few things up.
@PB Why does your brother leave sardines in his truck when he visits? Am I correct in my thinking that you do not allow them is your house because you don't want the smell of sardines wafting throughout while he eats them?
PS, he doesn't listen, he brings them in and eats them anyway. But the objection is registered.
@whoozit I know you binge watched the show a while back, but did you know that they eventually demolished the building/set? Makes zero sense to me as it would have remained a very lucrative tourist attraction to this day, thus a lot of revenue for the little town where it all happened.@KSM It seems like it would attract visitors through Rouleau. Now they’ll have to build the world’s biggest something. Like a hoe.
https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/saskatchewan/corner-gas-set-dismantled-1.3836899
@KSM It seems like it would attract visitors through Rouleau. Now they’ll have to build the world’s biggest something. Like a hoe.
@TigerLily
Um, aren't you a blond? Your new AV doesn't work for me.
@KSM Sounds like a personal problem. Why don't you just dust off your wedding photo?So you admit that the other AV was sub-par, yet you think you can tell me to dust off my wedding photo? How bout you dust off my pecker!!
Actually. I wasn't fully enamored with my choice. This one looks looks more vampiric and crazy. I like her
So you admit that the other AV was sub-par, yet you think you can tell me to dust off my wedding photo? How bout you dust off my pecker!!
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PS @TigerLily How about my AV? That's a real pumpkin I carved on 10/31/11. It is the exact replica of the Halloween-(the movie) pumpkin seen in the opening credits.
This is for anyone who wants to hazard a guess, or even an educated guess. I have watched this hotel go from the ground up over the last 15 months and they're still working on it, mainly inside now.
Question. What do you make of the white brick that goes up the side? Not elevator shafts as you can clearly see there are rooms right there on the inside of the brick. And why not brick up the entire side of the building instead of what you see there?
I can hear the Mexican construction workers inside all day long yelling jokes and what not at each other. they're having fun, I'll give them that.
They can charge more for the rooms with several windows so that explains the column of windows on the left. The white brick space will be advertising space. You'll be looking at this shit 24x7:
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Nooo, no, no! You're not coming in here and just answering it right away like that. IF, IFFFF! You're right, it's all about greed. Fine, I'll accept that, but they could have saved well over 150K in decorative brick and simply enclosed the section of the wall with the same slab concrete that makes up the walls.
We did two hotels in 2019 and they went about those things in other more practical ways. That said, the hotels we did were 5 & 6 Storys tall.
WAN, it can't be that!
Oh that is right. It is Denver. It'll be one of these babies from the airport. It's a New World Order and you are right in the belly of the beast.I know all about the Denva' airport and all the imagery, not to mention the supposed tunnels and shelters located underneath for the 1% when the feces hits the fan.
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This is for anyone who wants to hazard a guess, or even an educated guess. I have watched this hotel go from the ground up over the last 15 months and they're still working on it, mainly inside now.
Question. What do you make of the white brick that goes up the side? Not elevator shafts as you can clearly see there are rooms right there on the inside of the brick. And why not brick up the entire side of the building instead of what you see there?
I can hear the Mexican construction workers inside all day long yelling jokes and what not at each other. they're having fun, I'll give them that.
My first guess was immediately signage and cell repeaters. My second thought is probably more correct... it might have been a concession in order to get the development approved. If there are residential units directly across the street, they may have wanted more privacy.Well I guess signage is a definite possibility. I've seen me a lot of high-rise buildings in my time but never have I seen the entire side of something that big used as signage. Also, the sun in the hot summer months will face directly at that side of the building all afternoon until it moves over west, so that would also be a bonus. ;D
windows to look from. I have the Rockies to the west, for instance.
... BTW I don't have to look at that building all day. There are other views, directions, and windows to look from. I have the Rockies to the west, for instance.
If I lived anywhere around there, I'd waste far too much time hiking around looking for Anastazi ruins. This guy looks for good prospects on Google Earth, then goes and checks them out.
Around here, mostly the only signs left are rocks with grinding holes, although once in a while we stumble on something else.
Nice! When I begin to branch out of the city, mainly my area of, I'll be looking for such things as that. Have to plan ahead as I will be bringing the dog and certain snakes may be problematic in certain areas.
Yes, watch where you step, and especially where you put your hands around rocks and holes when scrambling up hills.I've always been cautious about where I blindly stick my hands when out in nature. Various critters north and south.
Rattlesnakes aren't aggressive, the only way to get bit really is to step on one or try to pick it up. Which dogs will do.
@Walks_At_Night Would you say that this East Hastings area in Vancouver looks as bad as Kensington in Philly?
Yes and no. No in that there does not seem to be as much rubbish being thrown on the ground. Yes in that Vancouver is supposed to be one of top cities in North America - I don't think Philadelphia was an entry in that contest. In both cases it is a shame that such activity is tolerated and even encouraged in either community.Well put. Vancouver was, for decades, all that it was cracked up to be. Now they just pretend that it's a great place as they rest on past laurels. Whatever happened to maintenance and tending to the garden! The energy of that city was once infectious and energizing. Now, for the most part, it feels like you're swimming in disdainment.
Yes and no. No in that there does not seem to be as much rubbish being thrown on the ground. Yes in that Vancouver is supposed to be one of top cities in North America - I don't think Philadelphia was an entry in that contest. In both cases it is a shame that such activity is tolerated and even encouraged in either community.
I went to Vancouver about 5 years ago to go skiing. It reminded me of a city in a Warsaw Pact country under the communist control of everything from an architecture spectrum.Good point, GS. As I have posted before, I am a skyline nerd. Big time. What you are pointing out is the joke in the architectural community. They call it "the Vancouver problem" What was a beautiful city skyline up until the mid-ish 2000s is now the joke of 'stack and pack' apartments and condo's that all look alike, void of character and imagination. It's disgusting what they've allowed to happen to that once great city in the mountains.
Good point, GS. As I have posted before, I am a skyline nerd. Big time. What you are pointing out is the joke in the architectural community. They call it "the Vancouver problem" What was a beautiful city skyline up until the mid-ish 2000s is now the joke of 'stack and pack' apartments and condo's that all look alike, void of character and imagination. It's disgusting what they've allowed to happen to that once great city in the mountains.
YUCKY!
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Sometime in the 80's
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What happened was Christi Clarke, the Premier/Gov of BC for many years who opened up the gates to the chinese builders and investors. These foreigners don't want Canadian tenants living in these spaces, so they use them as air bnb type short term rentals. This has contributed to the extremely high rent and lack of housing in general. This as you would guess has a direct effect on the skyrocketing homeless problem.
Wow. What the hell happened? I had no idea. LOL
What happened was Christi Clarke, the Premier/Gov of BC for many years who opened up the gates to the chinese builders and investors. These foreigners don't want Canadian tenants living in these spaces, so they use them as air bnb type short term rentals. This has contributed to the extremely high rent and lack of housing in general. This as you would guess has a direct effect on the skyrocketing homeless problem.
PS the picture I posted of the city pre-china effect was actually from the very early 70s or mid to late 60s, not the 80s as I posted.
Guess it is still better than Sarnia or the Soo.That's some depressing shit right there...
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That's some depressing shit right there...
I like playing my LP more than my strats. I still like the sound I can get from the strats, but one of them will be sold. @KSMAhhhh are you happy with the price you charged, and will you miss the guitar? Or was it one of the afterthought axes? I've had those.
Hope you're enjoying your solo weekend. @whoozit
Go aHead and ask. U get 2 questionsDid you put Damon up to it? Or was the apparent fib his idea? Don’t get me wrong, I don’t wish death on anyone in whatever web forum, but faking a death is distasteful.
Did you put Damon up to it? Or was the apparent fib his idea? Don’t get me wrong, I don’t wish death on anyone in whatever web forum, but faking a death is distasteful.^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
If you really were that depressed I honestly hope you did and are getting the help you need still. Please consider rehab and changing habits regarding your associations online. Without changing some of those things I think true progress on healing both mentally and physically will be elusive.
Not meant to be an insult at all. Just honest advice hoping things can get better.
Did you put Damon up to it? Or was the apparent fib his idea? Don’t get me wrong, I don’t wish death on anyone in whatever web forum, but faking a death is distasteful.
If you really were that depressed I honestly hope you did and are getting the help you need still. Please consider rehab and changing habits regarding your associations online. Without changing some of those things I think true progress on healing both mentally and physically will be elusive.
Not meant to be an insult at all. Just honest advice hoping things can get better.
Damon is a good friend. I was going thru a bad time. Close to death. I have changed my habits. I no longer hang out with facebook or youtube trolls. Deleted my channel and walked away.Didn’t really answer the question. I demand a refund. Good friends neither fake the deaths of other friends nor participate in such knowingly. Truth will set you free. If you were in a bad way and head faked Damon into doing it just say so. If not and Damon did it on his own say that.
No longer make videos. I dont socialize with bellgab scum anymore. I have only been coming here recently because i will always love art bell and heather wade.
Through out one's life there will be lows and highs. Ups and downs. While the downs may seem overwhelming when you are experiencing them, there is a good chance that things are not as dire as they may seem. Find someone that you truly trust to talk to and analyze the situation. They'll help you get through it.Yip. Stick around long enough, the pendulum always swings back the other way.
Also get outside as much as you can. Humans were not meant to be cooped up inside so much. It is amazing what a quiet walk in the woods alone can do for you. Believe me...that is how I deal with my own shit.
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Go aHead and ask. U get 2 questions
Didn’t really answer the question. I demand a refund. Good friends neither fake the deaths of other friends nor participate in such knowingly. Truth will set you free. If you were in a bad way and head faked Damon into doing it just say so. If not and Damon did it on his own say that.associating with the heatherverse trolls forced me to drink more often. damaging my health and my state of mind. it was almost like being stuck in a time warp or black hole and not able to defy the gravity. oh don't worry, people have called me all types of names, alcoholic is a nice one. not even bad. remember I have been to AA meetings, taken 3 month courses on this stuff. i started drinking when i was 14.
As far as the habits goes the association problem sounds to be in a better way. Don’t get so wound up about running across folks you dislike here though. Also if you haven’t already I can’t urge you enough to quit drinking. If you haven’t it’s going to destroy both your health and progress made in other areas.
Again nothing judgmental intended. Apart from the death fakery that might be judgmental on my part albeit I consider justifiable. But the self destructive behavior I know how harmful that can be and don’t wish it on anyone as I mentioned.
Through out one's life there will be lows and highs. Ups and downs. While the downs may seem overwhelming when you are experiencing them, there is a good chance that things are not as dire as they may seem. Find someone that you truly trust to talk to and analyze the situation. They'll help you get through it.oh I have, I walked 2 miles the other day. But this week I did stay in played destroy all humans on my PS5. TBH a lot of people have reached out to me and I dont want nothing to do with them. I ignore them, ghost them. I want to be alone right now. Im healing right now. Its like unbecoming the Hulk. I have lots of people who I can trust, Ive talked to my sister more in the last month than ever before. My ex calls, people from my past send me messages and call. But I dont want to deal with people like that right now. I think its going to take me years to get over this. I thank you for the kind words.
Also get outside as much as you can. Humans were not meant to be cooped up inside so much. It is amazing what a quiet walk in the woods alone can do for you. Believe me...that is how I deal with my own shit.
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RubiniGab went down a few months ago.
Did you play a part in its demise?
BellGab was up as a forum again for a while before becoming an archive.
Did you or Anthony V. play a part in this as well?
She failed the Genesis program and she's still wasting oxygen, millie is an attention whore. A total user and a sufferer of self-inflicted fetal alcohol syndrome.
She should set up another GoFundMe for a $5,000 supercomputer this time as millie the transcoholic.
Yes I did. And I'm proud of it. I respect MV for doing what he did with Bellgab. But in all reality he had no CHOICE but to shut it down after my work behind the scenes. You have to understand, I worked on this for over 5 years. And I did it all for Art. No body else. Heather also played a part of it.
RG deserved to be put out of its misery.
But MV claimed to have transferred BG to someone else.
https://bellgab.com/index.php?topic=13371.0
There was ongoing speculation as to who that was, one of them being HW (!).
associating with the heatherverse trolls forced me to drink more often. damaging my health and my state of mind. it was almost like being stuck in a time warp or black hole and not able to defy the gravity. oh don't worry, people have called me all types of names, alcoholic is a nice one. not even bad. remember I have been to AA meetings, taken 3 month courses on this stuff. i started drinking when i was 14.
I love beer, i don't think i will ever stop drinking it. again, light beer is NOT really alcohol. my problem was the real lifers, trolls and people who got personal with me and took it too far. I could explain more, but i hope that explanation helps. I was so far into this drama, that it almost caused me to become someone else. Someone I didn't recognize anymore when I looked in the mirror. the internet is very dangerous and the people can cause serious mental illness and harm to you. I am here, because I have always had respect for ellgab. But I wont go back to the heatherVerse Warp. I deleted my channel, 2.5k videos and left for 4 months.
oh I have, I walked 2 miles the other day. But this week I did stay in played destroy all humans on my PS5. TBH a lot of people have reached out to me and I dont want nothing to do with them. I ignore them, ghost them. I want to be alone right now. Im healing right now. Its like unbecoming the Hulk. I have lots of people who I can trust, Ive talked to my sister more in the last month than ever before. My ex calls, people from my past send me messages and call. But I dont want to deal with people like that right now. I think its going to take me years to get over this. I thank you for the kind words.
... I would not go to bellgab or even click on it. if Art was alive he would have sued MV for what he did, I am sure of it...
Well, Art participated at BG, and even plucked Heater from there.Art didn't sue MV, but things sure did go sour.
I'm just a poster, and miss a lot I guess by only reading a few threads, what did MV do for Art to sue him?
Art didn't sue MV, but things sure did go sour.
Have you considered relaxing, not oversharing, and not taking what happens or what someone says on the internet seriously?
If you let them know things bother you, guess what, trolls live to get the reaction, when people do react it only draws more of it in.
You sound like Heidi. Dynamohum. Thats her stupid advice that never worked. I been gone for 4 months and guess what? The trolls and doxxers are still at it. Just last week i was notified by AMEX that they put my personal info on the dark web. So no. Ur wrong. Doesn't work that way anymore. This isn't about getting a reaction. That was like 10 years ago. These new supertrolls are about going real life on you. Finding you. Calling you. Hacking you. Etc. This isn't 1999 PB
a) Soured, how so other than a few trolls? and b) you're not going to win a lawsuit because of something some poster said that you didn't like, so what am I missing?To the best of my knowledge there was no lawsuit whatsoever regarding the two. Am I wrong? Soured, soured in that MV would go on to say less than favorable things about Art in general. Especially when interviewing his son after he, Art, died. That conversation did not put Art in a very good light from any angle.
I haven't given BG a moment's thought since moving over here, so maybe I've forgotten?
You sound like Heidi. Dynamohum. Thats her stupid advice that never worked. I been gone for 4 months and guess what? The trolls and doxxers are still at it. Just last week i was notified by AMEX that they put my personal info on the dark web. So no. Ur wrong. Doesn't work that way anymore. This isn't about getting a reaction. That was like 10 years ago. These new supertrolls are about going real life on you. Finding you. Calling you. Hacking you. Etc. This isn't 1999 PB
Oh ok, keep doing what you're doing then.Go ahead
What about my other questions? There were 2 but if I only get one more, your choice.
To the best of my knowledge there was no lawsuit whatsoever regarding the two. Am I wrong? Soured, soured in that MV would go on to say less than favorable things about Art in general. Especially when interviewing his son after he, Art, died. That conversation did not put Art in a very good light from any angle.
Am I missing your point? Coz if I am we can take it outside. ;D ;)
Hasn't almost everybody been doxxed? My former rental property and tenant was/were doxxed two years ago when some unfortunate crackpot from Rubini's site sent a rather shitty package to my tenant at the time. I had once lived at that place and that was the address that I based my business out of on Google. Name of my company was posted and it was just that easy.
Great fun. :D
Who cares. ::)
Great fun. :D
Indeed!
This isn't just about mail pranks. This is serious cyber crime. Not to be taken as a joke. These people who extend from Bellgab are dangerous cyber criminals. Not a joke. Im taking ssn, phone numbers, hacks, bank accounts, social accounts its a serious crime. This isnt like sending a pizza to Senda. Online trolls have become extremely advanced and terro*sts. I can understand u may think its all a game to them. But its not.
Surely nothing an 'Alpha' can't handle.
Miller,Whos DDD? Btw just because it happened to some else it's no excuse and it doesn't diminish the act. I'm guessing he was on bellgab and got involved with those terro*ists
You may want to reach out to Gunner65 on this site. He's had his SSN, home phone number and address readout on live on stream before by DDD and then has had to deal with the "flying monkeys" attacking him. He might or might not have some decent advice but he's been through it.
Whos DDD? Btw just because it happened to some else it's no excuse and it doesn't diminish the act. I'm guessing he was on bellgab and got involved with those terro*istsMiller, do you have a spiritual side to you? I know you like music. You like to sing, correct? I suggest that in your spare time you sing songs out loud that are meaningful and not party type songs. If you are a musical person, this will allow your soul to breathe. I know what I'm talking about here. Being "Coors Man" doesn't count.
Hasn't almost everybody been doxxed? My former rental property and tenant was/were doxxed two years ago when some unfortunate crackpot from Rubini's site sent a rather shitty package to my tenant at the time. I had once lived at that place and that was the address that I based my business out of on Google. Name of my company was posted and it was just that easy.
Great fun. :D
Who cares. ::)
Whos DDD? Btw just because it happened to some else it's no excuse and it doesn't diminish the act. I'm guessing he was on bellgab and got involved with those terro*ists
I touched on that..
Just a warning, this damsel in distress act is manipulation.
That might have been ZaZa. He was a troll who really cared.ZaZa is also the handle of one of the great speedbaggers of the world. He's a great guy. Not the same Zaza unless my Zaza is keeping a deep brown secret. :o
Whos DDD? Btw just because it happened to some else it's no excuse and it doesn't diminish the act. I'm guessing he was on bellgab and got involved with those terro*ists
Miller, do you have a spiritual side to you? I know you like music. You like to sing, correct? I suggest that in your spare time you sing songs out loud that are meaningful and not party type songs. If you are a musical person, this will allow your soul to breathe. I know what I'm talking about here. Being "Coors Man" doesn't count.
If that ^^^ doesn't apply to you, get a puppy. Same thing.
A few people have already posted some great ideas, but you don't seem to be all that receptive. If you're just looking for attention, things will dry up rather quickly here for you - again. Life is a zero-sum game, it's only as difficult as you make it in most cases.
Fucktard has been over sharing for years. He's just trying to stir drama and get attention. He has referenced sending cards to other members of his sad pack of online buddies in years past. He's given a lot of people his address.
Faking his death was a pathetic effort that most 12-year olds could have more successfully executed.
If his personal information is out there, he should have condo insurance unless he's squandered mommy's condo away too. Most HO3/HO6 policies in California have identity theft coverage of $5,000 and machinations in place to assist.
Just a warning, this damsel in distress act is manipulation.
https://www.coasttocoastam.com/search/douglas%20dietrich/
Gunner and Dietrich. That is a life and death struggle, man.
Ok I remember Douglas. Its been a while. Maybe like 10 years. Is he still around?
DDD= Douglas Duane Dietrich. I also didn't say that it diminished anything - just thought the Gunner might perhaps have some helpful advice. He's a good dude and has been through alot of shit. I don't know anything about the terrorists of bellgab but Gunner's situation revolves around stolen valor - DDD claiming to have been a US Marine when he had not finished the required training. If you have an interest in learning more - start here (https://ellgab.com/index.php?topic=1027.0) and there (https://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=68170).
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Feel free.
dafuk? thanks, but no thanks. I don't listen to anything related to Trans. I'm listening to C2C tonight with Connie Willis.
You sound like Heidi. Dynamohum. Thats her stupid advice that never worked. I been gone for 4 months and guess what? The trolls and doxxers are still at it. Just last week i was notified by AMEX that they put my personal info on the dark web. So no. Ur wrong. Doesn't work that way anymore. This isn't about getting a reaction. That was like 10 years ago. These new supertrolls are about going real life on you. Finding you. Calling you. Hacking you. Etc. This isn't 1999 PB
Wait'll the next one!!
Indeed...
He really needs to be wearing some over ankle black socks to accessorize that look properly.He's ruined it all, WAN. The outline is completely blurred. The work of a photoshop works of a beginner. Do better Bart!
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He really needs to be wearing some over ankle black socks to accessorize that look properly.
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@Walks_At_Night
Hear me out.
Can it be that crop circles are the Earths flatulence?
The more intricate the pattern to indicate the level of flatulence.
@Walks_At_Night
Hear me out.
Can it be that crop circles are the Earths flatulence?
@Walks_At_Night
Hear me out.
Can it be that crop circles are the Earths flatulence?
The more intricate the pattern to indicate the level of flatulence.
The ''hear me out'' part made all the differenceIndeed, it brought some legitimacy to the whole thing.
@damon You used to think that Bart was "awesome" Do you still consider Bart to be awesome, or has he fallen so far from good taste and grace with you that he is forever marred and stained?@KSM, Fuck Bart Ell. He is no longer an awesome guy. He is scum. @KSM you're have replace the Bart the Troll as the most AWESOME PERSON ON THE INTERWEBS AND NORTH AMERICA..
Damon, Damon, on the wall, who is the awesomest of them all?
@TigerLily New avatar huh.. :-\ Why not something a little prettier and friendly.
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You can use her as your avatar. Or should I say abuse her. Mine's been out in the freezing woods all night excuse me if she isn't glamorousI am not a her, so I cannot use that one.
"Do you have a rice maker? That's the way to go if you cook it often.
Rice the next day is so dry, its best use is for making fried rice, which can be awesome. Or congee, bleh."
No, @PB I do not have a rice maker. The way I cook it on the stove is how I like it. Keeping in mind that it will dry a bit after day one, I take steps to prevent it from drying up to the point of not being enjoyable. I've got it down to an accurate science, and it reconstitutes very nicely.
Do you use a rice maker?
"Do you have a rice maker? That's the way to go if you cook it often.
Rice the next day is so dry, its best use is for making fried rice, which can be awesome. Or congee, bleh."
No, @PB I do not have a rice maker. The way I cook it on the stove is how I like it. Keeping in mind that it will dry a bit after day one, I take steps to prevent it from drying up to the point of not being enjoyable. I've got it down to an accurate science, and it reconstitutes very nicely.
Do you use a rice maker?
Yes, of course - I'm not a barbarian. It's really the only way to go, and as you may have guessed by now, I'm not a gadget person.
I love fried rice, and sometimes cook rice the night before just so it will be perfectly dried for the next day - usually Thai style with chilies, fish sauce, and lime juice, and add pineapple bits to mine.
If you're not using a rice cooker, you are a barbarian.
We got ourselves quite the rice thing goin' on here. Mudslinging. Name calling. Sexual assumptions. We got it all!
... Fish sauce is used by people who travel to Asian countries to pay underage girls for sex...
... Fish sauce is used by people who travel to Asian countries to pay underage girls for sex...
Rice cookers are used by people too poor to afford the wonderful Instant Pot.
Fish sauce is used by people who travel to Asian countries to pay underage girls for sex.
Chop sticks are sticks, use a fork ya pretentious twats.
And people who eat and cook Asian food and know what they're doing.
C'mon Bart, I don't know what the food is like where you live, but we've been eating this stuff around here for decades. I'm guessing they have fish sauce there too - a million different kinds, from ultra-light to full-flavored and heavy, depending on the dish. It's a nice addition, but it's not soy sauce - DO NOT use too much, ugh!
Spend $2000 for plane tickets, plus hotels, and burn vacation time to save a few bucks? I don't think the math works.
PS, the Thais don't typically use chopsticks.
Your mind must be on the underage Thai girls since I never mentioned them and their spoon using ways.
Your mind must be on the underage Thai girls since I never mentioned them and their spoon using ways.
I mentioned using fish sauce on THAI style fried rice. Try to keep up.
I replied to Juan, PREEEEEVERT!
See where I quoted him?
Your underage sex sauce was one of the three points.
I CAN'T TYPE ANY SLOWER, YOU WILL HAVE TO FIGURE IT OUT FOR YOURSELF!
Type as slow as you want - I'm the one who mentioned fish sauce, and that was the only reference to it before your post.
I have the even more awesome Ninja Foodi. A dedicated rice cooker works better. Fish sauce haters should try oyster sauce.
You should feel shame owning something named Foodi.Ninja products are pretty good. I have one of their air fryers. Not familiar with the Foodi..
MUCH SHAME!
The Foodi is the all methods version of the air fryer. Like the InstaPot except that It actually has the word food in it's name rather than pot.
HEY! @PB
Next episode Episode 3 entitled Pancakes VS Waffles will be out soon...
... Here's a thing: Pancakes are patriotic, they're local - originating from North America. Both Canada and the USA, whereas waffles are DUTCH!!
@Walks_At_Night Hey, where did you watch and or listen to JBW last night? I wanna check it oot!
https://www.youtube.com/@JohnBWells/featuredSeveral times a week for breakfast. Other days are beans or a high protein smoothie featuring dried and powdered greens from my garden, @KSM .