@KSM I heard a rumor that you are awesome? is this true??
I do think that you are awesome.
damon. Have you been drinking again?No. @TigerLily I don't drink.
No. @TigerLily I don't drink.
Oh. Ok@TigerLily I just gave you a +1
@KSM I heard a rumor that you are awesome? is this true??I feel like @anniem ’s owl meme should be inserted here in order to clearly answer this question.
I do think that you are awesome.
@KSM I heard a rumor that you are awesome? is this true??Well thank you @damon Awesome is alot to live up to.
I do think that you are awesome.
Apologies to all. I had alot to do today and was not available to answer any questiond but I'm home now.
So... ok then.
fff
Bart am I required to just sit here and wait? How the fuck does this work!
@Bart Ell
TIME TO GET A WATCH!
hahahahahahahahaha ;D
Apologies to all. I had alot to do today and was not available to answer any questiond but I'm home now.
So... ok then.
fff
Bart am I required to just sit here and wait? How the fuck does this work!
@Bart Ell
Apologies to all. I had alot to do today and was not available to answer any questiond but I'm home now.
So... ok then.
fff
Bart am I required to just sit here and wait? How the fuck does this work!
@Bart Ell
Hey. There's always Solitaire Fap Chess. ;) ;DYou're assuming that I was alone.
You're assuming that I was alone.
Oh, okay. Well, there is two handed fap chess then. No worries. ;)
It's a bit more competitive than solitaire fap chess though.
Two handed doesn't mean he is not alone, either.The case could be made..
As much as I appreciate the sentiment this thread has got to go.
Why?You're putting me in a very difficult position here.
hee hee hee
Just wanted to wish you all a merry Christmas eve.
Merry Second Christmas, @KSM 🎄🎀🎁
TO YOU TOO
Merry Second Christmas, @KSM 🎄🎀🎁
From me too. :) @KSM
Merry Second. Mine is much like the first.
@anniem
@TigerLily
@ShayP
@juan
Thank you for the pleasantries you four. Too bad you all couldn't be bothered to do it in the SECOND CHRISTMAS THREAD!!! ::)
THIS IS AN ASK THREAD you see.
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Dude, I hit reply so don't you think I am completely without responsibility for it all? DON'T YOU?
WELL THAT DOOESN'T LOOK LIKE A QUESTION TO ME DOES IT LOOK LIKE ONE TO YOU? HMMMM?
hee hee hee
Give him hell! @anniem :D So much for us being courteous to good old @KSM no matter what specific thread we should've used. ::) I guess the second Santa shoved coal up his arse. ;)
Give him hell! @anniem :D So much for us being courteous to good old @KSM no matter what specific thread we should've used. ::) I guess the second Santa shoved coal up his arse. ;)
We didn't want to make you feel stoopid by replying in another thread. You may not be very brainy but it looks like you know how to cook. Unless it was all the Mrs. handiwork
I celebrated from my birthday in October through inauguration. Many festivities have been participated in. After Valentine's Day, I'm done until Vernal Equinox, thank you very much
Dude, I hit reply so don't you think I am completely without responsibility for it all? DON'T YOU?
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WELL THAT DOOESN'T LOOK LIKE A QUESTION TO ME DOES IT LOOK LIKE ONE TO YOU? HMMMM?
hee hee hee
Just wanted to wish you all a merry Christmas eve.
AND I DIDN'T START THIS THREAD SO CUT THE SHIT! JUST TRYING TO GET THROUGH MY DAY!
Do you have any idea the pressure one is under when someone starts a thread about them? DO YOU?!!?
IT'S LIKE YOUR UNCLE LEAVES YOU A BEAT UP OLD WINIBEGO FROM THE 80'S IN HIS WILL! "HERE, YOU THROW THIS AWAY!"
No. We must give it the ol' college try.
Oh. That sounds awful. Shall we abandon it and pretend it doesn't exist?
No. We must give it the ol' college try.
Hey KSM, what else did you have with that gorgeous ham? << that kinda thing..
Hey KSM was gorgeous ham the only main dish? What were the sides? Dessert? Coffee?
Why YES! @anniem
She makes the best scalloped potatoes (cheesy kind) goes very well with a classic glazed ham.
She also prepared a wonderful sautéed brussels sprout dish with white wine, onion and honey of all things. Damn it was nice.
For a finisher; coffee and coffee cake at the front window to Christmas music.
Not sure why but I am craving sardines now for some reason ???
It sounds quite lovely of a meal, will you be posting the recipes later? (can't think of another question!!!)I don't know what she does. It's very good though.
I don't know what she does. It's very good though.
No need for another question tonight. I'm diving into season three of Ray Donovan. Have you been watching, Your Honor W. that Cranston fellow? it's good, right!?
I'll catch your reply tomorrow. Thanks for the sardines. :)
Why YES! @anniem
She makes the best scalloped potatoes (cheesy kind) goes very well with a classic glazed ham.
She also prepared a wonderful sautéed brussels sprout dish with white wine, onion and honey of all things. Damn it was nice.
For a finisher; coffee and coffee cake at the front window to Christmas music.
Not sure why but I am craving sardines now for some reason ???
Craving sardines could be a sign of a brain tumor.If that's the case; Good! Had enough!
Craving sardines? Are you having a bellgab flashback?Been eating them since the 1st grade so, no.
What kind of dummy ruins second Christmas by having ham, the ugliest of all meats?Well that's odd because I distinctly remember you enjoying the classic eggs benny for breakfast when we spent the weekend together in Whistler.
Well that's odd because I distinctly remember you enjoying the classic eggs benny for breakfast when we spent the weekend together in Whistler.
Seriously - what the fuck is it with you and ham hate!? And you can answer that here coz I'm not going over to your ask thread for that question.
Would it be ok to ask about hatred of pie as well?
@KSM Could Connor McGregor have won the fight if he trained with your new speedbag swivels and ate sardines?So he lost? Good! Fuckin' good!
@KSM How do you feel about quiche?@ShayP Do you refer to the book about so-called real men?
@ShayP Do you refer to the book about so-called real men?
:'( Real men eat quiche! >:( ;DWe're dangerously close to a Beaver Pie Eating discussion here.
We're dangerously close to a Beaver Pie Eating discussion here.Beavers are too hairy. They need to be shaved before being put into pie.
Beavers are too hairy. They need to be shaved before being put into pie.And washed. Remove the teeth.
I know someone who craved sardines. She was pregnantI knew someone who's beaver smelled like sardines.
Hey ksm guy what's 1 plus 2?The sum of your dink.
I knew someone who's beaver smelled like sardines.
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*bitch slap*
I didn't say that She, was you. ::)Darlene Sardine? Are you making that up?
Darlene Mitchell. Done by this entire band. We rented a fishing boat. Chris caught crabs *cough*
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Darlene Sardine? Are you making that up?Brother - I swear. Scouts honor. No boat though but that was the joke.
Brother - I swear. Scouts honor. No boat though but that was the joke.At least it was only crabs and not lobsters.
"She came with her own boat" ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
I didn't say that She, was you. ::)
Darlene Mitchell. Done by this entire band. We rented a fishing boat. Chris caught crabs *cough*
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At least it was only crabs and not lobsters.:D
I know you didn't mean me. I'm representing all womanhoodEnough with the slaps already. Womanhood or what's beneath it was the problem!
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I didn't say that She, was you. ::)
Darlene Mitchell. Done by this entire band. We rented a fishing boat. Chris caught crabs *cough*
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Second guy was the weak link.
What's the name of that band in the pic you posted? @KSMSlippin' Lizard :D
Slippin' Lizard :D
Almost had a huge break but a singer named Andrew Wood (Mother Love Bone/Pearl Jam) overdosed and we got fucked in the fallout pretty much. Worked out well for Eddie Vedder ;D
Slippin' Lizard :D
Almost had a huge break but a singer named Andrew Wood (Mother Love Bone/Pearl Jam) overdosed and we got fucked in the fallout pretty much. Worked out well for Eddie Vedder ;D
Interesting. By the way, Eddie Vedder has always irritated me. I don't like his vocals and I don't like his face. Now, since I've typed this, the song 'Alive' popped in my head and I'm going to go and kill myself now. :DDearest @ShayP By the time you read this you're dead from that Vedder fellow. We'll miss you.
Got me too but I got to keep my publishing advance or else I would have been homeless Barthur Ell.I really like Mother Love Bone. Now. Not so much when I first heard them. This song is still on my work playlist. Sounds good blasting through an entire jobsite complex. PS @Bart Ell The blond guy in the promo pic was Mr. T
Dearest @ShayP By the time you read this you're dead from that Vedder fellow. We'll miss you.
I really like Mother Love Bone. Now. Not so much when I first heard them. This song is still on my work playlist. Sounds good blasting through an entire jobsite complex.
@KSM Man, I'm like Lazarus. I will rise again. In fact I started to a second time a little while ago but my jeans were tight and it hurt.
By the way, it's my first time hearing that song. I dig it. Also, I really don't think I'd be missed. :'(
By the way, it's my first time hearing that song. I dig it. Also, I really don't think I'd be missed. :'(
@ShayP I'd miss you man. (no homo)
Yes you would be
Really? @Ciardelo I appreciate that. Come here...
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@KSM Man, I'm like Lazarus. I will rise again. In fact I started to a second time a little while ago but my jeans were tight and it hurt.If you killed you I'd kill you for killing you yourself killing you. And I'd kick ya fuckin arse! ;D @ShayP
By the way, it's my first time hearing that song. I dig it. Also, I really don't think I'd be missed. :'(
Winchesters. Nice
@KSM Man, I'm like Lazarus. I will rise again. In fact I started to a second time a little while ago but my jeans were tight and it hurt.
By the way, it's my first time hearing that song. I dig it. Also, I really don't think I'd be missed. :'(
Winchesters. Gay
If you killed you I'd kill you for killing you yourself killing you. And I'd kick ya fuckin arse! ;D @ShayP
@ShayP honey. This is like a whole Russian novel in a couple of sentences. Life has you down. Then you rise again. I mean, rise. Tight jeans and all. Then melancholy grunge makes you wonder if we would miss you. Of course we would! We will never ever let you go. But it would be easier to promise that if you stopped flipping us off
Cheers my friend :-*
Takes one to know one. But then all Canada is gay. Come to Canada. We have polar bears and "woodchoppers* (code for gay in Canada)Not my fault you enjoy watching prepubescent swishes hunt for ghosts and goblins ::)
Not my fault you enjoy watching prepubescent swishes hunt for ghosts and goblins ::)
If you're bitter and hateful you can take it to the argue thread. This is an appreciation thread.
What? I was appreciating Shay and Winchesters and Canada. No bitterness or hatefulness. Maybe some mild disgust towards you. But that's allWhen one starts a thread about another that thread is out of appreciation.
Wait ... An appreciation thread? It says Ask KSM. Not Appreciate KSM. Well. I'm sure there is plenty to appreciate. You're kind to animals. Even though your own dog has been banished from the pretty new couch because you can't be bothered to throw an old blanket on it for her in the dead of winter. You are at least letting her in the house?
Cold. In more ways than oneI'd say that one one belongs in the TELL KSM PRETTY MUCH ANYTHING.
I'd say that one one belongs in the TELL KSM PRETTY MUCH ANYTHING.Weren't you just begging Bart to get rid of this thread? And now you want an Appreciation thread AND a Tell thread? ???
@KSM Man, I'm like Lazarus. I will rise again. In fact I started to a second time a little while ago but my jeans were tight and it hurt.
By the way, it's my first time hearing that song. I dig it. Also, I really don't think I'd be missed. :'(
Weren't you just begging Bart to get rid of this thread? And now you want an Appreciation thread AND a Tell thread? ???Begging? Hardly. More like suggesting. At the time I was in no mood to maintain a thread such as this. Turns out it's really easy. Piece o' cake.
@KSM I have a question for you. Are you planning to have an awesome year in 2021?Not planning. Making!
This is more of a tell. I can no longer make fun of your Gibson incident as now one of my Strat’s has joined my Epiphone LP in taking a header from a cheap stand. It was okay and just needed a retuning but I think it is time to invest in some quality stands.I think a Tell is totally acceptable when talking about a near miss!
seven bagpipers or four drummers?Three French Hens
Better thread title would've been Ask An ASS AnythingIn return I TELL you this; even from the grave your mother bleeds cancerous blood oot her anal stretch. Ooozing 24/7 like a horrific half inch speaker that not even God can hear.
Better thread title would've been Ask An ASS AnythingWhy do you go right for the feels? Isn’t that a bit harsh?
In return I TELL you this; even from the grave your mother bleeds cancerous blood oot her anal stretch. Ooozing 24/7 like a horrific half inch speaker that not even God can hear.Why are you under the mistaken impression this character had a mother?
@paladin1991 via @JayGab compliments of @TigerLily & @sdpete
Why are you under the mistaken impression this character had a mother?Something had to hatch him.
@KSM how do you feel about Brussels sprouts ?@PolkaDot
Why are you under the mistaken impression this character had a mother?As she said - I just assume he was shat outta something.
In return I TELL you this; even from the grave your mother bleeds cancerous blood oot her anal stretch. Ooozing 24/7 like a horrific half inch speaker that not even God can hear.
@paladin1991 via @JayGab compliments of @TigerLily & @sdpete
Sure, KSM, invoke the names of respected, yeah, even the black guy, gabbers to validate your fecious claim.
Shit, I'd split a bucket of chicken and a few Malt liquors with my main man, JayGab. We'd kick it on his stoop and laugh at the chicken heads and KsM out there trying to earn a living. TL would come over later and give us massages. I don't know who that other dude is really, but he could come, if he brought some Thai take out.
Here's a roundabout ASK.You've gotten yourself an admirer! Pick her up something nice for VD @KSM . :-X
You've gotten yourself an admirer! Pick her up something nice for VD @KSM . :-XCountless admirers. I've yet to give any of them "VD" ::)
Countless admirers. I've yet to give any of them "VD" ::)Countless? You can use your fingers or toes to help you count if you need to.
Countless? You can use your fingers or toes to help you count if you need to.You're one. An admirer. Obviously. Can't leave me alone. And I can't help it :-\
You're one. An admirer. Obviously. Can't leave me alone. And I can't help it :-\Yes, between you and JayGab I can barely control myself.
Yes, between you and JayGab I can barely control myself.Your chair is moist.
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Your chair is moist.WET
@KSM I have 2 questions for you. If you could have a beer with anyone from the beginning of time, who would he/she/it be? The next question is, What type of beer do you like to drink??For spite and because he doesn't drink, I would have a Boddingtons with Bart. I reserve the right to substitute beer for highland single malt. I'm stronger than he is so I could make the fucker sit there.
For spite and because he doesn't drink, I would have a Boddingtons with Bart. I reserve the right to substitute beer for highland single malt. I'm stronger than he is so I could make the fucker sit there.@KSM @Bart Ell is a good choice.
First choice was actually Pontius Pilate.
@damon
Your chair is moist.Then stop licking the chair you weird fucker. :o
WETvisitors can't see pics , please register or loginCUNTCHAIR! DROPPIN LOADS ON HER CHAIR STAIN GUCKY!
@PolkaDot
@KSM I have another question for you. If there is going to be a movie about you, Who do you want to play you in the movie??Calista Flockhart
Hey Karma Shit Monkey, sing this song, it will boost your puny Karma
How did your lawn turn out? I gave you clear and concise advice and was happy to do so although it was a little odd receiving a PM asking about lawn care. But I understand, being that I am the lawn king.
PS this is an ASK thread. Take a little time and come back with a more appropriate dig that meets the ASK criteria.
I've missed you.
Sing it NOW!You and me, BEP. Sing it with me buddy boi!
Sing it NOW!Demanding little fuck aren't you? I'm gonna get you your little coat and hat and I will grind on the organ. You will dance and caper and make us a few buxx down at the city park.
Demanding little fuck aren't you? I'm gonna get you your little coat and hat and I will grind on the organ. You will dance and caper and make us a few buxx down at the city park.
I know you're just a girl.Looks like I'm spanking the monkey tonight.
You're hot when you talk naughty
@KSM I have a question for you. Are you still alive and kicking?Alive - yes. Kicking - not at the moment but I've nefarious plans to do so later.
Alive - yes. Kicking - not at the moment but I've nefarious plans to do so later.Away from your guitars I hope.
Away from your guitars I hope.I'll be at your place around 8. Have your GUITARs ready. ;)
I climbed a mountain and spent the afternoon installing shelves and cleaning the garage. How many beers and rye Manhattans am I entitled to drink? @ KSMNot sure I feel like answering after your most recent transgression. However, I am a professional. I'll rise above it.
I’ve had two local porters that are quite good and a rye Manhattan made with Woodford’s Reserve. The wife is quite happy with my efforts in the garage.I hope you get fucking shitfaced! Start a fight with the neighbor, piss in your pool, piss in your laundry sink and pee the bed when you finally crawl in around 3:44 AM. But in reality it'll only 2:44 because you won't set your clocks ahead until tomorrow. ;) Atta boi
The wife is quite happy with my efforts in the garage.
Drilled her real good?It was you peeking in the window!
Loosened up that back door trap?
@KSM thinking of recarpeting and converting a dressing room/bathroom "lobby" to vinyl planking... Since it is on a third floor, it tends to be a little noisier. I was thinking about putting a cork underlayment. I've looked at everything from the real thin rolled sheets to actually getting flat panels at something like 2'x3'.
Thoughts? Installation tips?
Since the flooring contractors I have talked to all seem ignorant about the product, I am not going to rely on them. I have learned that a contactor's knowledge about a product will not get any better if I ask them to lay it. The guy will not go out and learn how to do it right the pros and cons of different products, etc. They don't know because there's not enough demand for it. Makes learning about it a waste of time.
My game plan might be that I will take the old carpet out and clean, prep and install the cork myself. Then I can have a contractor (who doesn't get his panties in a wad for taking away some of his work and money) come in and lay the padding and carpet and put down the vinyl plank.
@KSM thinking of recarpeting and converting a dressing room/bathroom "lobby" to vinyl planking... Since it is on a third floor, it tends to be a little noisier. I was thinking about putting a cork underlayment. I've looked at everything from the real thin rolled sheets to actually getting flat panels at something like 2'x3'.
Thoughts? Installation tips?
Since the flooring contractors I have talked to all seem ignorant about the product, I am not going to rely on them. I have learned that a contactor's knowledge about a product will not get any better if I ask them to lay it. The guy will not go out and learn how to do it right the pros and cons of different products, etc. They don't know because there's not enough demand for it. Makes learning about it a waste of time.
My game plan might be that I will take the old carpet out and clean, prep and install the cork myself. Then I can have a contractor (who doesn't get his panties in a wad for taking away some of his work and money) come in and lay the padding and carpet and put down the vinyl plank.
Today I put in three raised garden beds. What is my allotment of vodka in liters?
Do you really pack the booze in like that? @whoozit What will you mix the vodka with? I say muddled cucumber and water. Oh, lots of crushed ice and chilled glasses of course.I don’t drink like that anymore. I had two local stouts and tried out my new 2x12 cabinet.
Do you really pack the booze in like that? @whoozit What will you mix the vodka with? I say muddled cucumber and water. Oh, lots of crushed ice and chilled glasses of course.
I would suggest Vodka and Tang. In a canteen cup.He wasn't asking you, shithead.
He wasn't asking you, shithead.Now, now. Don't be a cunt. I'd pour you one too.
Now, now. Don't be a cunt. I'd pour you one too.Hmm vodka and cunt. Sounds inviting. Stirred, not shaken.
Hmm vodka and cunt. Sounds inviting. Stirred, not shaken.Now that you mention it..... See, we all have more in common than not.
Just cleaned my tankless water heater. Why can’t they make them self-cleaning?If they made them self clean then I wouldn't have had the pleasure of answering you.
I got 4 raised beds ready for planting today. Do I have to share my pitcher of Sangria? @KSMBy now you've drank the entire pitcher, haven't you!
By now you've drank the entire pitcher, haven't you!Guilty as charged.
I would've said no. Don't share unless you're in the throws of manipulating sexual encounters. @whoozit
Guilty as charged.:)
Why?Because it's there.
Because it's there.
Your real avatar is so much better than this shitass green superhero you've reverted back to. You're a handsome silver fox - embrace it.
As for pictorial representation; I am currently a rather reluctant anus. You don't have to take me seriously. For now.
I used the picture temporarily to illustrate a point. Can't quite recall what the point was but...The point of senility? ;)
@KSM Do you like sushi? if so what what type of sushi?In a word, YES!
Sucky fucky, sucky fucky, sucky fucky, sucky fuckyWhat does that even mean? I'm working on lyrics.. can I use that?
Smells like sushi
What does that even mean? I'm working on lyrics.. can I use that?
I have no problem with that.
They might, though.
Holy fuck. :o
I'm in South Korea
Broke out with Gonorrhea
Now I totally figured it out
That's why it hurts when I go pee, shit
I feel like a jerk
'Cause my dick won't work, no
It's like I got punched in the nuts
By a dude who knows thai-chi
It is pretty moving actually.
It is pretty moving actually.
In a word, YES!I'm sorry that I didn't reply sooner @KSM . Please forgive me. I'm glad that you enjoy eating Sushi and Thank you for answering my question.
Type; I prefer sashimi simply because of the high and healthy protein, however eating just raw fish on a "sushi night" throws me into an uncomfortable stage of ketosis that has me feeling hungry or perhaps more like ravenous even though I am well fed. To counter this I'll enjoy a roll that in most cases has rice. Sticky rice.
Also - sushi dinners can be extremely high in sodium because of the soy sauce so I am sure to keep a low sodium/salt sauce around. We also have our own wasabi and ginger that we buy online. I hope you're well @damon Apologies for rambling but some foods are very complex and I am crazy as a shithouse rat.
STICKY! RICE! @Bart Ell
The point of senility? ;)
Wait, you ask, that question with that avatar? Buwhaaaaa-haaa-haaaaa!!! Hey, I'm getting to know about senility. In a couple of years I'll be able to give you a full report - If I can remember what the hell I'm reporting on. ;D ;D ;D ;)@StarrMountain I have a question for you.
@KSM Do you like to go deep sea fishing.I think I would really enjoy that but unfortunately that is one experience that I have not yet enjoyed. Far from dead so perhaps one day..
KS&M, when the 'rona panic has run its course, you wanna head South and burn some meat products at my compound? I promise I won't let the evil Americans lie with you. Cuz, you know, you may never go back.Sure, why not
Sure, why not
Short-long story but I could move to Memphis or Seattle right now if we wanted. #Business/workstuff
Seattle would have been a 'yes' years ago but now it strikes me as a giant Portland. As far as Memphis goes there are videos online like TEN REASONS NOT TO MOVE TO MEMPHIS. Seems like a smaller Baltimore to me. Alotta crime and racial tension. Grrr >:(
Sure, why not
Short-long story but I could move to Memphis or Seattle right now if we wanted. #Business/workstuff
Seattle would have been a 'yes' years ago but now it strikes me as a giant Portland. As far as Memphis goes there are videos online like TEN REASONS NOT TO MOVE TO MEMPHIS. Seems like a smaller Baltimore to me. Alotta crime and racial tension. Grrr >:(
I think I would really enjoy that but unfortunately that is one experience that I have not yet enjoyed. Far from dead so perhaps one day..I would like to go deep sea fishing again. The last time I went deep sea fishing was when I was in the air force and I was at Keesler AFB.
I think I would really enjoy that but unfortunately that is one experience that I have not yet enjoyed. Far from dead so perhaps one day..
Yeah, I'm not there. I'm in the panhandle. I'd invite Chefist again, but he would say 'sure' and then be a no show. Just like last time. You and the Lady could stay in my AB&B as my guests, of course. Just no fucking my chickens, or what ever it is that you guise do in your off time.You have chickens? I had no idea.
Of course you wouldn't like Seattle or Portland because I love both those cities. Though Seattle traffic is crazy. All the water gets in the way. Maybe the wife could use one of their commuter boats
And of course you would consider Memphis. I didn't care for it. At all. But property would be a lot cheaper than the other two. Maybe they would rent you Elvis' Mansion. And the Mrs. could harness one of their giant bugs and cummute to work that way
If you ever go, make sure it's with responsible people. @KSM I went once and thought I was going to die. If the Navy didn't intervene I believe that I would've; and most likely al on board.@ShayP Almost died? I may have to go to the ask another member thread... or ask right here.
You have chickens? I had no idea.
Not worried about property price. I would never live in a crumbling leftist metropolis.
Seattle and Portland are vibrant youthful cities with lots of culture, outdoorsy stuff, MUSIC and each with their own mountain. Of course you wouldn't be interested
The hell are you doing? Reply properly!
@ShayP Almost died? I may have to go to the ask another member thread... or ask right here.
I thought I would die. I'm not exaggerating either. It was so bad that I was considering getting to the firearm the "Captain" had stored in the upper compartment and shooting him then chucking his ass overboard. Like I said, if the Navy didn't show up who knows what would've happened. We were in waters we shouldn't have been. I was tempted to ask the Navy guys to take me with them. I was fucking DONE. @KSMDayum. No wonder you can’t sleep. :o
I'll share it with you in detail via PM soon. Right now I have to make tuna salad and deviled eggs. ;D
Seattle and Portland are vibrant youthful cities with lots of culture, outdoorsy stuff, MUSIC and each with their own mountain. Of course you wouldn't be interestedThey were vibrant youthful cities in the 90's when I visited them.
Is the word spelled hoser or houser?Hoser. Doug Mackenzie is a real hoser.
@StarrMountain I have a question for you.Lol. Actually, no. I'll have to "Ask Bart." ;D +1 ;)
What did you do to be noted in the Hall Of Frame? If you can remember. ;)
Yeah, yeah, yeah=wrong thread, KSM.
Seattle and Portland are vibrant youthful cities with lots of culture, outdoorsy stuff, MUSIC and each with their own mountain. Of course you wouldn't be interested
Oh, Hey Damondo, doing fine. You? Any fishing?I am doing fine. I did some fishing on Friday afternoon in one of my fishing spots. I caught 3 rainbows and I put them on the BBQ for dinner last night. I love eating fresh fish.
I am doing fine. I did some fishing on Friday afternoon in one of my fishing spots. I caught 3 rainbows and I put them on the BBQ for dinner last night. I love eating fresh fish.
Nothing like it.how are you doing? Have you done any fishing lately??
What do you think of Quebec doors?The lyrics to Light My Fire sound better in French.
The lyrics to Light My Fire sound better in French.I mean the doors that think they are French, but only one side opens up.
Break On Through, not so much.
I mean the doors that think they are French, but only one side opens up.My friend, you said Quebec doors. French doors date back much further than Canada. All the way back to the French Renaissance in the seventeenth century.
I ain’t from Muskogee, I’m from Doofusville.Well then in that case you ISN'T from Muskogee.
how are you doing? Have you done any fishing lately??
Well then in that case you ISN'T from Muskogee.
The thread is now closed for the night. Thank you.
You sound a little... testy.You sound a little... cock in your assy.
You sound a little... cock in your assy.Save that for the Butt Stuff thread.
;)
@KSM Hello amigo, How are you doing?Enjoying the day basking in white privilege @damon
Enjoying the day basking in white privilege @damonIts good that you're enjoying the day my friend. May you have an awesome weekend too.
God bless ya' my friend :)
You sound a little... testy.
I so want to respond to that. But I'll probably get in trouble - again. ::) ;D (Not here, but from that defunct forum). :P
What do you think?I like! Yeah the photo is a little dark and I was trying hard to really see the quilting texture on the Paul, but I like. Tobacco burst is always a favorite.
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The photo doesn’t do the blue burst strat justice.
I like! Yeah the photo is a little dark and I was trying hard to really see the quilting texture on the Paul, but I like. Tobacco burst is always a favorite.Since it a 2x12 cabinet, I will play with it up if I am trying to get some extra feedback/sustain with the Strats. Usually I leave it on the floor. I’ll take another photo sometime in the sunlight of the Strat Plus and the Paul.
Do you play/practice with the amp elevated or is that just for the picture?
Doesn’t he need a 2.4384m tall Marshall stack?No. He needs to learn how to chop wood with all three axe!
@KSM What do you want for Christmas? Also Are you going to throw a wild 4th of July party this year??I want this for Christmas although I have a birthday in October, so.. :D
I want this for Christmas although I have a birthday in October, so.. :DThank you amigo.
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I sort of started an on-gong BBQ on the 1st so there's no reason to stop it until Monday. So, yes. Sort of.
Happy 4th to you @damon
Hey KSM, you celebrating the 4th?BBQ lamb chops
BBQ lamb chops
Corn on the cobby
roasted tatoes
Foamy drinkable liquid yum
BBQ lamb chops
Corn on the cobby
roasted tatoes
Foamy drinkable liquid yum
Traitor. Bring those yummies south of the border. I hear the silence of the lambsYou would have heard the Sizzle of the lamb.
If you hold the glass closer to the start of the stream the piss won't foam up so much. Ok?Good point. I want as much of me as I can get as fast as I can get
BBQ lamb chops
Corn on the cobby
roasted tatoes
Foamy drinkable liquid yum
Traitor. Bring those yummies south of the border. I hear the silence of the lambs
If you hold the glass closer to the start of the stream the piss won't foam up so much. Ok?I'll remember that. Next time I pull you a draft fm the main vein.
If you were going to run for California, What would you do to fix the State of California??
Also How are you doing today @KSM ?
... @PB would be my adviser on certain political issues as I am somewhat unfamiliar with some things in California. If he refused, he would be relocated to Casper Wyoming. Enjoy the snow muthafucka...
Can I just move there anyway (how far is it from Graceland)?
Can I just move there anyway (how far is it from Graceland)?Memphis is the 2nd or 3rd most dangerous cities in the US, worse even than Baltimore! I know because we were considering relocating. There are actually videos on YT on WHY NOT to move to Memphis.
Put an end to all parades that are not wholesome and kid friendly. Anything unsuitable for the 1950's would be deemed unsuitable and distasteful still!
Make it illegal for any group to claim the rainbow as their own. The gays have the We Are the Champions song so lettem' be happy with that.
Put a complete stop to welfare families who breed and breed. I would start with mandatory and or FORCED sterilization.
Anybody flying a drone that disrupts, hinders fire fighting efforts would face a firing squad death penalty. In fact drones would be harder to obtain than guns.
Prayer would be back in schools.
@paladin1991 would maaaaybe head up a statewide police force. I'll decide that when I get into office.
Any immigrant who refuses to assimilate is sent back to the shithole they fled. English is absolute. Spanish is fine and I understand the history but if you're residing in MY California? You bloody well speak English as well.
Individuals who deny their birth assigned gender will be jailed until they make their choice AND IT BETTER BE THE RIGHT ONE. Gender probation will be something I introduce into the system.
Chess and quality reading time would be in every classroom. Learning self defense would also be something I brought into the system.
Anyone is free to offend anyone else on the internet as well as any other platform. However - people who take this beyond normal will be dealt with.
@PB would be my adviser on certain political issues as I am somewhat unfamiliar with some things in California. If he refused, he would be relocated to Casper Wyoming. Enjoy the snow muthafucka!
Pot would never be legal but hemp in all it's many benefits would be an entirely different situation.
I would bring down Canadian forestry and fire services to give our guys an education.
I have like 50 more things but this is where I would start. If TigerLily and her ilk had a problem with it they will be relocated to Casper Wyoming.
I am well, thank you for asking.
Stay safe my friend and vote KSM for Guvner.
I actually think you would enjoy the lifestyle. It's quite nice. Something for everyone. Even shitkickers. We just stick you east of I-5. You'll be right at homeYes east of I-5 people and @KSM are like 2 peas in a pod.
@KSM when you do become the newest Governor of California, What would you do with Falkie aka George Senda? May I suggest that We deport him to San Quentin State Prison or to other place like Washington DC??
Questions for @KSM
What kind of commie is @damon for wanting a Canadian governor?
Did his nippies get hard when he had an Austrian one and now wants all his overlords to be from foreign countries?
In a moment of perfect clarity is he really saying that no American is smart enough for the job?
Did he not know you were Canadian and will now pull his offer?
Is @damon aware that you are leader of the "Glasnost for America" Facebook group?
Ahnold may not have been a commie but he sounded like a nazi. "Austrian". Yeah, right. That's what they all said after the War. Just like Trump's daddy. I hated living in "Caulifounya". I doubt KSM knows what Glasnost means. He might think it's a Polish vodkaYou idiot. Bart having spent time in California would not help in the least and let us remember, he left! Even he, Bart, knew the place was irreparable and beyond hope.
...Now maybe a real Canadian from the East who has already done some time in California... After Gavin finishes up his two terms that that might be just the change we need
Questions for @KSMI guess when they say they want "real change" @damon is serious, he knows that I would take the job very seriously as I rolled everything and everyone back to 1950. It's off to Casper for @TigerLily her and PB can get a room and fawk their differences away.
What kind of commie is @damon for wanting a Canadian governor?
Did his nippies get hard when he had an Austrian one and now wants all his overlords to be from foreign countries?
In a moment of perfect clarity is he really saying that no American is smart enough for the job?
Did he not know you were Canadian and will now pull his offer?
Is @damon aware that you are leader of the "Glasnost for America" Facebook group?
Memphis is the 2nd or 3rd most dangerous cities in the US, worse even than Baltimore! I know because we were considering relocating. There are actually videos on YT on WHY NOT to move to Memphis.Yeah, Memphis isn’t very desirable but, like a number of cities, some of the suburbs aren’t bad, like Germantown. For me, I’d be more interested in something around Nashville. I still find Tennessee to have too much of a “hillbilly” vibe, though. I always expect to hear banjos breaking out when I’m in the state.
Yeah, Memphis isn’t very desirable but, like a number of cities, some of the suburbs aren’t bad, like Germantown. For me, I’d be more interested in something around Nashville. I still find Tennessee to have too much of a “hillbilly” vibe, though. I always expect to hear banjos breaking out when I’m in the state.Germantown is where we were window shopping for houses. Real estate, houses in particular are incredibly low priced for very nice homes. Wow
Germantown is where we were window shopping for houses. Real estate, houses in particular are incredibly low priced for very nice homes. WowIt’s not a bad value but I just wouldn’t care to live in the Memphis area, in general. For nice country-side, I do like some of the area around Nashville, especially around the Kentucky-Tennessee border. Nashville has, unfortunately, gotten a little too popular and is not nearly the value, anymore.
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The gift shops there did not have a bathmat with an outline of Elvis.
I know, I asked.
Yeah, Memphis isn’t very desirable but, like a number of cities, some of the suburbs aren’t bad, like Germantown. For me, I’d be more interested in something around Nashville. I still find Tennessee to have too much of a “hillbilly” vibe, though. I always expect to hear banjos breaking out when I’m in the state.Still have "dry counties".... ::)
Questions for @KSMThanks, @Bart Ell I'm rethinking any previous notions I had about Damon after this...I feel confirmed about my KSM notions though. I'll call it a break even.
What kind of commie is @damon for wanting a Canadian governor?
Did his nippies get hard when he had an Austrian one and now wants all his overlords to be from foreign countries?
In a moment of perfect clarity is he really saying that no American is smart enough for the job?
Did he not know you were Canadian and will now pull his offer?
Is @damon aware that you are leader of the "Glasnost for America" Facebook group?
...I feel confirmed about my KSM notions though. I'll call it a break even.Your notions that I am a judgmental mean spirited racist prick? Hmm.. am I missing anything there?
Your notions that I am a judgmental mean spirited racist prick? Hmm.. am I missing anything there?Now, now. I wouldn't necessarily put it in that order.
..anyways, sounds fair @PolkaDot we're good.
cheers :)
I have been to Graceland.
Questions for @KSM
What kind of commie is @damon for wanting a Canadian governor?
Did his nippies get hard when he had an Austrian one and now wants all his overlords to be from foreign countries?
In a moment of perfect clarity is he really saying that no American is smart enough for the job?
Did he not know you were Canadian and will now pull his offer?
Is @damon aware that you are leader of the "Glasnost for America" Facebook group?
You sound a little pissy.
Then open your mouth and drink me in, Pal Blart.
Easy muchacho, if I smell your breath and it smells like piss, does that mean you have been drinking that quebecky piss, Quebec beer?
I adore the fact that you have created an online fantasy world where you are not a mall cop who often mistakenly double doses on Flomax and pisses his pants while riding the bus to the mall. Do you get to take that "whistle in a holster" home or do they make you leave it in your mall locker?
Ahnold may not have been a commie but he sounded like a nazi. "Austrian". Yeah, right. That's what they all said after the War. Just like Trump's daddy. I hated living in "Caulifounya"....
Well, I've never been to Spain. But I've been to Okalahoma.
I didn't get a postcard from you! :oHe thought Dancing queen took care of it.
Well, I've never been to Spain. But I've been to Okalahoma.
I didn't get a postcard from you! :oI was busy learning to control artillery at Ft. Sill. And getting drunk. Sometimes in that order.
I was busy learning to control artillery at Ft. Sill. And getting drunk. Sometimes in that order.
I love a Three Dog Night reference. Do you? @KSM This is an "ASK" thread. Didn't want to break protocol. :D@ShayP I hate the name of the band but dig their music whenever I happen to hear it. Perhaps if I knew the origins of the name I may feel differently.
@ShayP I hate the name of the band but dig their music whenever I happen to hear it. Perhaps if I knew the origins of the name I may feel differently.
@ShayP I hate the name of the band but dig their music whenever I happen to hear it. Perhaps if I knew the origins of the name I may feel differently.
That sounds pretty nice. Ok, nevermind the postcard. ;)
Could it be this?
three dog night
A very cold night. Back in pre-central heating days, on nights when a thick quilt wasn't available or didn't provide enough heat, rural dwellers might take a dog into bed to provide additional warmth. Chilly weather called for one dog, even colder for two, but when it was cold enough to freeze a brass monkey, you'd make room for three dogs.
Want a bit more?
Vocalist Danny Hutton's girlfriend, actress June Fairchild (best known as the "Ajax Lady" from the Cheech and Chong movie Up In Smoke) suggested the name after reading a magazine article about indigenous Australians, in which it was explained that on cold nights they would customarily sleep in a hole in the ground while embracing a dingo, a native species of wild dog. On colder nights they would sleep with two dogs and, if the night were freezing,
it was a "three dog night".
No dink touching in KSM’s thread you two. He won’t stand (or sit) for it.unless he could sell the video.
KSM, how do you decide which checkout line to get in at the store?Good question @PB
FOR FUCK SAKES CAN WE PLEASE JUST TOILET THIS THREAD!!??!! @Bart Ell
I would ask in a pm but I don't want to be called a "whiner" AGAIN!
FOR FUCK SAKES CAN WE PLEASE JUST TOILET THIS THREAD!!??!! @Bart Ell
I would ask in a pm but I don't want to be called a "whiner" AGAIN!
What's wrong with this thread? Seems harmless to me. Am I missing something? If so, what!No. Not at all. I was just trying to generate more posts here. :D It's a great thread.
No. Not at all. I was just trying to generate more posts here. :D It's a great thread.
- your local puppet master
FOR FUCK SAKES CAN WE PLEASE JUST TOILET THIS THREAD!!??!! @Bart EllWrong thread.
Wrong thread.
You would think he would know this.So this would be like the fifth time. Seems a little harsh to me, but if you must.. :-\
Time to strip him of more mod powers.
So this would be like the fifth time. Seems a little harsh to me, but if you must.. :-\
I think Bart just likes to strip you.that's a tell
Hey @KSM. Will this be your new place of residence? :oWhen ppl film these things, they usually don't take the time to go to the front gate and ask WTF this facility is for, who does the gatekeeper work for, who runs the facility, etc.
https://twitter.com/SarahHa66971729/status/1421783765974757377
Hey @KSM. Will this be your new place of residence? :o
https://twitter.com/SarahHa66971729/status/1421783765974757377
Hey @KSM. Will this be your new place of residence? :o
https://twitter.com/SarahHa66971729/status/1421783765974757377
Hey @KSM. Will this be your new place of residence? :oIF it is then I would make for a great guest. I hope they have cable and that the food is good. Oh, I'll need a gym too!
https://twitter.com/SarahHa66971729/status/1421783765974757377
IF it is then I would make for a great guest. I hope they have cable and that the food is good. Oh, I'll need a gym too!
But in reality there are several industrial camps in that region and many of them have electric fencing to keep people the fuck out (not in) My wife organizes and coordinates those camps.
I like my answer better. Your wife is an agent working for US CustomsThat camp is almost 600 NORTH of the border so your answer is impossible. #MAP @TigerLily
That camp is almost 600 NORTH of the border so your answer is impossible. #MAP @TigerLily
When your an American nothing is impossible. Even complete idiocyYou demonstrate that regularly.
https://www.kcra.com/article/bacon-may-disappear-california-pig-rules-take-effect/37189197It is a sad, sad thing. It is also time to invest in veggie bacon and such as the meatless agenda slowly gains ground. If the day comes when they take my meat products away I will eat, them! I could butcher a human being.
@KSM what do you think about this Pig product law in California?
It is a sad, sad thing. It is also time to invest in veggie bacon and such as the meatless agenda slowly gains ground. If the day comes when they take my meat products away I will eat, them! I could butcher a human being.Just dont butcher falkie. He is full of crap and other unhealthy items. He is not a free range human. lol.
It is a sad, sad thing. It is also time to invest in veggie bacon and such as the meatless agenda slowly gains ground. If the day comes when they take my meat products away I will eat, them! I could butcher a human being.I do agree with you that fake meat is gaining ground.
You demonstrate that regularly.
You would think he would know this.
Time to strip him of more mod powers.
It is a sad, sad thing. It is also time to invest in veggie bacon and such as the meatless agenda slowly gains ground. If the day comes when they take my meat products away I will eat, them! I could butcher a human being.
Ooh. So mean! I believe you have me confused with someone else. A typical idiotic mistake
Ooh. Play that stripper music when you do it. It will make it more fun and he'll probably cry
California has been passing laws requiring more humane treatment of food animals for quite a few years now. Kind of like back on the farm and not like factory farms. They started with eggs and working up the food chain. Makes the animal healthier and all the better to eat, my dear. Doesn't make it fake. But I do know a lot of people here have problems with the concept of real vs. fake
@Walks_At_Night I was curious..
I decided to show my wife the video of the bored, crazy, chubby guy driving around. As I stated earlier she organizes/plans/puts those camps (and things alike) together. After the her eyes stopped rolling in what I can only call 'sarcastic disgust' (about 10 mins) she informed me of a few camps in that particular area. I on the other hand am somewhat disappointed that I will miss out on a dormatory lifestyle with new and like minded friends. We wouldn't even have to make our own dinners or do our own laundry!!
https://www.ominecaexpress.com/news/july-update-200-workers-at-cgl-pipeline-camp-in-vanderhoof/ A lot of pipeline stuff up here with or without slow joe.
@KSM Sweet! I looked at Vanderoof and the winters don't look too bad. The camp in the video seemed to be in a nice situation - with those rolling hills in the distance and on that river.
Of course the ultimate gig where you live in a camp is working for Uncle Sam out in Kwajalein the South Pacific:
https://www.kwajnet.com/category/kwajalein-jobs/
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Daily high and low temps never really change 87F/31C Year round average daily high and 78F/26C Year round average low. Come back with one savage tan!
Quirky Factoid: Brian Adams song writing partner, Jim Vallance lived in Vanderhoof in his early years and wrote Summer Of 69 about a summer IN Vanderhoof. A song that takes place in a town that would be a great place to commit suicide but apparently.. it was great way back then.. in the 60's
His WIKI page says he no longer lived there in 69 but Summer of 67 wouldn't sound as good. The sexual implication of 69 had nothing to do with the song but that doesn't stop some from making up their own jokes. Not me. I think Vanderhoof has a community bathtub.. YUCK!
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Community bathtub? Ick. That's a no go then. I found the ultimate Kwajalein job. In between jet skiing in the lagoon and knocking back booze at the club one could do this sweet gig and get paid for it. It seems like all you do is hang around working on your tan and hassling people.That's two posts in a row now as you push the island thing. Looks like fun but I got it the first time. I await with baited vitamin D-less skin for the third post about the exact same thing.
Can't leave me alone, huh. I don't blame you - I am after all, adorable. :-* Right @FISH ?You are A OK @KSM :)
IF it is then I would make for a great guest. I hope they have cable and that the food is good. Oh, I'll need a gym too!
But in reality there are several industrial camps in that region and many of them have electric fencing to keep people the fuck out (not in) My wife organizes and coordinates those camps.
We had Guatemalan kids in New York. When your an American nothing is impossible. Even complete idiocy
Tell us more about the showers.
Hi, KSM.Yes. You may ask but by the time you read the response I'll have changed it to a naked obese Japanese woman shucking oysters.
My I axe you sumpin' about your current avatar? ::) ;) ;D
Yes. You may ask but by the time you read the response I'll have changed it to a naked obese Japanese woman shucking oysters.
Yes. You may ask but by the time you read the response I'll have changed it to a naked obese Japanese woman shucking oysters.
Does she shuck them with a bloody axe?
Can I fap to that?:o
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Can I fap to that?The question really should be: Can you @ShayP ? ???Answer carefully...
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Wow, that sounds a little hateful. I'm just glad you love me.
Of course I do, Gunney. Just one thing, @paladin1991 . I assume you have a nice, hefty insurance policy? Premiums all paid and up to date?
The question really should be: Can you @ShayP ? ???Answer carefully...
Of course I do, Gunney. Just one thing, @paladin1991 . I assume you have a nice, hefty insurance policy? Premiums all paid and up to date?
You plan on collecting? I'll make it worth your while.Lasagna!
@KSM What food do you hate the most?Good 1 @damon
Good 1 @damonThank you for your reply. I'm not a big fan of Chinese food. I do enjoy Japanese food like sushi.
If we're talking international cuisine it would be Korean. Hate it!
As far as local goes I would have to go with typical western empty calorie "Chinese food" Even though it can be yummy it is horrible stuff that is an assault on the body.
Thank you for your reply. I'm not a big fan of Chinese food. I do enjoy Japanese food like sushi.And the problem with eating Chinese pussy is that an hour later you're still hungry. #Fool me once
@KSM In the clip below, this dude sights a little gnome or goblin creature. Instead of bitching out, he gives chase in an apparent attempt to kick some gnome ass. Unfortunately, he necks himself on a grape vine and the little bastard gets away clean. Still I like the approach. What are your thoughts? If you see a little gnome out in the woods, do you get after it, in attempt to put some hurt on it?:) Short giggle (audible)
Swamp ash or alder with humbuckers 😁Don't you frown upon Hummies? Swamp Ash sounds cool (band name) but a nice rich Alder with said pickups? C'mon.. :)
@KSM I have a question for you. What would you do to make Coast to Coast am better?
I would like to give you an update on the Vanderhoof COVID JAIL video that my wife assembled.
I would like to receive said update!As stated in the article I shared nine days ago when we first discussed the camp. 200 workmen are housed there. This past Friday when she got home we began our usual gabbing when she began to tell me that all men at the camp have to be clean shaven! :o ? No facial hair whatsoever. Apparently a heavy beard does not allow the masks they are required to wear to sit properly on their faces. ::) Covid safety. I think it's ridiculous and was not even aware that they had to wear masks when we the public are not. Hmm, it sounded like a better update in my head. :P :-\
As stated in the article I shared nine days ago when we first discussed the camp. 200 workmen are housed there. This past Friday when she got home we began our usual gabbing when she began to tell me that all men at the camp have to be clean shaven! :o ? No facial hair whatsoever. Apparently a heavy beard does not allow the masks they are required to wear to sit properly on their faces. ::) Covid safety. I think it's ridiculous and was not even aware that they had to wear masks when we the public are not. Hmm, it sounded like a better update in my head. :P :-\
Related Note: She was sure to show her head tech the covid jail video you provided. He is a pillar in the JW local churches and she said he got so furious during and after watching that he actually yelled (referring to the guy in the video) "these fucking conspiracy assholes" in ten years she has not heard him use profanity. This set him off I guess.
..again, all this sounded better in my head. @Walks_At_Night
As stated in the article I shared nine days ago when we first discussed the camp. 200 workmen are housed there. This past Friday when she got home we began our usual gabbing when she began to tell me that all men at the camp have to be clean shaven! :o ? No facial hair whatsoever. Apparently a heavy beard does not allow the masks they are required to wear to sit properly on their faces. ::) Covid safety. I think it's ridiculous and was not even aware that they had to wear masks when we the public are not. Hmm, it sounded like a better update in my head. :P :-\
Related Note: She was sure to show her head tech the covid jail video you provided. He is a pillar in the JW local churches and she said he got so furious during and after watching that he actually yelled (referring to the guy in the video) "these fucking conspiracy assholes" in ten years she has not heard him use profanity. This set him off I guess.
..again, all this sounded better in my head. @Walks_At_Night
@KSM I doubt the facial hair restrictions have anything to do with Covid face diapers. Need to be able to don a respirator if your chemical detector goes off around pipelines.
N95 masks have to be fitted (there are sizes) and will not seal properly if a person has a beard. Those are the masks that can protect a person from viruses.I'll ask her more on this particular issue. The majority of our discussion was focused on her techs reaction the the video. Grav, bearded men have worn respirators on sites for decades. That said I have never been to one of these camp situations so I could be wrong but there are aloooot of bearded motherfuckers in those areas. Camps and otherwise. Hmm
What are the laws about registering vehicles in Canada? The new "infrastructure bill" here will require all cars to be trackable so that they can be taxed by mile driven. Cars too old to have GPS or another way to track them will be outlawed from the roads. Can I register my car in Canada?
What are the laws about registering vehicles in Canada? The new "infrastructure bill" here will require all cars to be trackable so that they can be taxed by mile driven. Cars too old to have GPS or another way to track them will be outlawed from the roads. Can I register my car in Canada?WOW. I hadn't heard about that. "Infrastructure bill" Hmm How exactly do they intend to fully implement this and who processes all this data and so-on and so forth?
In somewhat the same vein I read Canada is letting Americans back across your border. They do have to provide proof of being fully vaccinated against COVID-19. Do agree with allowing Americans to once again cross into Canada? Have you noticed any big changes since Canada has been American-free for so long?I am fine (((JUST SPIFFY))) with Americans coming up.
Maybe I’ll just move to ThailandNo, Gravity, you don't have to move. You know better than I do. It's time to go back to Horseback or Horse and buggy.
I am fine (((JUST SPIFFY))) with Americans coming up.
Big changes by a lack of Americans? No. I haven't noticed any but our tourist 'industry' is a different story.
BTW I hate canada. No longer fly my flag. Man without a country. Perfectly directed righteous hate can be a very therapeutic thing, Ms. Lily. @TigerLily
Sorry about the hate thing, @KSM . Canada seems so likeable. Huge beautiful country with mountains and lakes everywhere you look. You have polar bears (for now), and moose and beautiful forests. Though you really should start doing a better job of forest sweeping. The aurora borealis. And all those pleasant tasty Canadians. What's not to like? But with your nasty disposition and drinking problem I can see you must feel like a slug among butterflies. Maybe you'd be happier - or unhappier - down south. Always room for another bigoted malcontent:D That was pretty funny. I actually smiled. +1
Sorry about the hate thing, @KSM Maybe you'd be happier - or unhappier - down south. Always room for another bigoted malcontent
Why KSM, three of my favorite groups/ musicians are Rush, Bob Mould and Tori Amos. Am I gay? @KSMYou are 2/3 phag.
Fun fact: @TigerLily is actually a big RUSH fan. ???Hmmm….Information I did not need or want.
You are 2/3 phag.Would confessing a love for older Judas Priest move me toward 1/2 or 3/4?
Being a RUSH fan is anything but gay. It might mean you're a wealthy, mildly annoying nerd. RUSH tend to have the wealthiest fans according to Rolling Stone in an article years ago.
Fun fact: @TigerLily is actually a big RUSH fan. ???
Would confessing a love for older Judas Priest move me toward 1/2 or 3/4?Older vs newer does not matter. Same gay (but awesome) vocalist. Either way I suspect it pretty much un-phags you for the guitar sound alone on British Steel.
Fun fact: @TigerLily is actually a big RUSH fan. ???
Hmmm….Information I did not need or want.
@whoozit not caring whether TigerLily is a RUSH fan or not definitely makes whoozit 99% phagBut my post indicates I do care. Why are you such a bully?
But my post indicates I do care. Why are you such a bully?
Cuz I'm just so mean. lol
:'( :P
BTW I hate canada. No longer fly my flag. Man without a country. Perfectly directed righteous hate can be a very therapeutic thing, Ms. Lily. @TigerLily
That's fucked up, bro. That's gotta hurt.A hurt that is properly channeled through perfectly filtered anger that has been simmered to a somewhat sweet and peaceful indifference.
@KSM Are you planning to have an awesome weekend? Also will next month be a more awesome then last month?Our plans rarely equal the fruits of being reasonably spontaneous.
Our plans rarely equal the fruits of being reasonably spontaneous.Thank you amigo
If we plan to go out for dinner we may find ourselves shucking oysters and enjoying cocktails in the kitchen with friends. Which makes me wonder if they had plans to go to dinner and somehow wound up at our house instead. ???
Mmmm #oysters
So far the plan is to start the weekend off with a nice dinner somewhere.
@KSM Did you hurt your leader guys feelings (https://brightlightnews.com/breaking-trudeau-chased-out-of-neighbourhood-by-angry-crowd/?fbclid=IwAR108FJVbwILLwZNRJrNX-al2-iQXuPt7wGHl6WqjcPOpZD9U2E-aY91wwo) on his visit?:) That made me grin from ear to shining ear. Nah If I were there I would have been arrested for uttering threats and possibly more. Not my leader guy.
@KSM if you were running for the white house in 2024, who would be you VP?? @paladin1991 ? @sean92008 ? @Bart Ell ?Could never happen but to answer your question I'd go with Paladin. Although nothing would get done because of the drinking. We would bring in @Walks_At_Night to pull the strings behind the scenes.
And here I thought I was a shoo-in
Could never happen but to answer your question I'd go with Paladin. Although nothing would get done because of the drinking. We would bring in @Walks_At_Night to pull the strings behind the scenes.
... a somewhat sweet and peaceful indifference.
Aboot Canada? So you're like the rest of usYes. In a matter of months I will be like the rest of you but thankfully I'll have two countries to bitch aboot, and about.
Could never happen but to answer your question I'd go with Paladin. Although nothing would get done because of the drinking. We would bring in @Walks_At_Night to pull the strings behind the scenes.
Ahhh cool. Job one is that we bring back real toilets that flush real amounts of water and end this turd crisis.
Job two is to invade Liechtenstein and make it the 51st state. It looks so nice there.
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I'm 100% on board with you. @Walks_At_Night I usually have to flush twice. I wonder what the plumbing is like in Liechtenstein?
I found this. Guess it saves some room in a tight spot but I am not convinced.........Is there a toilet law down there that I am unaware of? Turd crisis? ..you never hear women talk about a turd crisis.
https://liechtenstein.desertcart.com/products/131952509-affine-2-in-1-toilet-basin-combo-combined-toilet-and-sink-space-saving-cloakroom-unit
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Is there a toilet law down there that I am unaware of? Turd crisis? ..you never hear women talk about a turd crisis.
@Walks_At_Night or @ShayP
Is there a toilet law down there that I am unaware of? Turd crisis? ..you never hear women talk about a turd crisis.
@Walks_At_Night or @ShayP
Yes. There is a Gallons Per Flush Law that all U.S. toilets have to adhere to. It is sometimes not enough to move that which must be moved. So you either live with it or rip out what you have and spend extra $$ on one of the big baller flushers:
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LOL! @Walks_At_Night Golf balls? Rubber tubes? Who the hell though of flushing 38 rubber tubes down to prove a point? Why not 29 or 41? ;D
... Job two is to invade Liechtenstein and make it the 51st state. It looks so nice there...
Ahhh cool. Job one is that we bring back real toilets that flush real amounts of water and end this turd crisis...
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KSM, is the real reason for the move so you don't have to use money with King Charles pic on it?That is weak. I'm disappointed. That is what July 1st is for. No such picture can be found on the money. I could share a picture of a lovely schooner if you like?
OMG. The Canadian is worried about taking manly shits in 'Murica? The home of the Double Double with extra cheese and Super fries? Just do like all Murican men. Keep a heavy duty plunger right next to the toilet. Haven't you figured out by now all these American men are full of shit? You'll fit right in
I can only imagine your giant Pelosi turds...
That is weak. I'm disappointed. That is what July 1st is for. No such picture can be found on the money. I could share a picture of a lovely schooner if you like?
I'm sure the magic toilet gagged on the 39th rubber tube.
American Standard Champion 4:
https://www.homedepot.com/p/American-Standard-Champion-4-Max-Tall-Height-2-piece-1-28-GPF-Single-Flush-Round-Front-Toilet-in-White-with-Slow-Close-Seat-3186-128ST-020/203182008
@KSM Hello amigo. Here is another question for you to answer. What would you do to fix San Francisco Ca?
Soylent GreenTHANKS YOU MY FRIEND
THANKS YOU MY FRIENDDamon, Soylent Green is folks.
Damon, Soylent Green is folks.I know. i read the book and saw the movie. As long as the people in the bay area eat each other. Its fine with me.
I know. i read the book and saw the movie. As long as the people in the bay area eat each other. Its fine with me.Is it even possible to make the falkie beast palatable?
If falkie is turned into a Soylent Green product, i can make a safe bet that its will be a high fat product.
Is it even possible to make the falkie beast palatable?Maybe @PolkaDot could give him a rub
Is it even possible to make the falkie beast palatable?I don't know and I don't want to be the taste test too.
Is it even possible to make the falkie beast palatable?Falkie is the Wagyu long pig.
@KSM What type of ice cream to you like the best and what type of ice cream do you hate the most??1. Chocolate & peanut butter.
1. Chocolate & peanut butter.Thank yo for your time @KSM
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2.The rest of them.
Did we fuck in your dream?LOL post response of the month
Was I knocking on your back deck?
@KSM who is your favorite movie star male and female?Actor - Jeromy Irons
He’s having a sixsome.Cool. I hope that he has some fun then.
Actor - Jeromy Irons
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Actress - Women are for the most part are nothing more than scenery in film. They talk, they cry and scream but at the end of the day any capable female actor can do the job. They're interchangeable props. with tits
@KSM Are you planning to have an awesome labor day weekend with your family and friends?? If you don't, are you going to blame it on Falkie??As previously stated I try not to plan my near future happenings.
@KSM Which American football team do you like and which one do you hate? Do you watch sports??
@KSM If you were able to travel to Mars, Would you go??I would be willing to meet it half way.
@KSM If you meet some women from other solar system, are you going to pretend to be Captain Kirk and have some fun with them??Just like in normal life I would remain exclusive to white and black women aliens.
Do you know of a magic poultice to repair a torn muscle?Do I give you the ice talk? ::)
Do I give you the ice talk? ::)I did not know about Glucosamine Sulfate or collagen peptides. The irony of this is that I have been stretching and my hammies are the most flexible they have ever been. Getting older sucks. Feeling better everyday, but not good yet. At least I was winning the race until the pop.
Anyways a torn muscle is going to set you back so bunker in buddy!
Rest
Warmth
Protein
Glucosamine Sulfate!!
Gentle stretching after some time passes
Collagen peptides type 1 and 3 Takes awhile to get in your system (1-3 months) but i highly recommend that you add this to your daily regimen. https://www.amazon.com/Collagen-Peptides-Grass-Fed-Certified-Friendly/dp/B00XQ2XGAA/ref=pd_lpo_2?pd_rd_i=B00XQ2XGAA&psc=1
And of course an anti inflammatory on a regular basis.
There's alot you can do to speed up your recovery and by now you have no doubt searched it. Best of luck! @whoozit
At least I was winning the race until the pop.
Corn Pop. He was a bad dude.....................Im this case Ham Pop. He is a pain.
@KSM what type of movies do your like to watch?I really don't watch alot of movies or TV. IF I am sick and forced to rest I will go on a crime/thriller/horror binge.
I really don't watch alot of movies or TV. IF I am sick and forced to rest I will go on a crime/thriller/horror binge.Thank you for your time to answer the question.
Wife and I do watch cooking shows if that matters.
Thank you for your time to answer the question.
@KSM what cooking shows to you and your wife likes to watch??
I don't do the falkie thing. At all. Never did. Don't care. To answer your question? If I had a time thingy I guess I'd go forward 12 days from now and git that colonoscopy behind ;D me.@KSM which ellgabber is your favorite?
I don't fuckin know
I don't do the falkie thing. At all. Never did. Don't care. To answer your question? If I had a time thingy I guess I'd go forward 12 days from now and git that colonoscopy behind ;D me.
I don't fuckin know
@KSM which ellgabber is your favorite?
ME!
Seattle now requires video of your poop canal?
Funny!He's hoping for a copy. It's porn to him. Yucky!
Where are you KSM? Is Canada turning its back on the English speaking peoples?
https://twitter.com/disclosetv/status/1438135827612246026
https://twitter.com/JackPosobiec/status/1438128699598151691
Where am I? Flooring cookie-cutter chinese style layouts in stack n' pack people warehouses. Fucking depressing and I've had the shits all day!Justine Trudeau... the most popular man-child ever!
Canada turning its back on its own citizens? Wouldn't be the first time. Let's see what happens next Monday.. maybe we'll have an American style stolen election. I'm almost betting on it. My last vote here.
Justine Trudeau... the most popular man-child ever!
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Maybe @PolkaDot could give him a rub@juan you're pushing your luck. I'll let you get away with this ONE because I've been gone awhile and you may have forgotten your place AND I'm assuming you're making a BBQ reference here...
Justine Trudeau... the most popular man-child ever!
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I'd have banged his mother, back in the day.
Hey @KSM,Devilish question.
Block or no block for a hollow body?
😈😈😈
You and Fidel
KSM would you even consider buying a home inside Seattle city limits?Inside city limits? Hell no and I've already stated as much. To the second part - we hear better things about the areas I have previously mentioned like Arlington, Marysville, Lake Stevens and Granite Falls just to name a few. Everett is iffy.. We will be spending a few random weekends down there to get a feel for where we want to be. Window shopping for houses if you like. Keep in mind that Washington is more of a stepping stone unless we fall in love (HA!) with one of the already said towns.
Are there any towns or counties in the area not majority kook run?
KSM, you you across the border no one even know who the BC Lions are, right? Or the NHL for that matter.Sounders. As in Puget Sound? If that's a team the answer is no. Fuck no. I will not cheer for any local team nor will I advertise for them. My current AV is the exception and as far as that goes you knew/know who they are. BTW the very first time I put that one up @Walks_At_Night knew right away who those particular Lions are.
Are you going to get a Sounders hoody?
Are you in a bad mood?Actually no you sexbarn I am not. ;) :D Are yooouuu?
Actually no you sexbarn I am not. ;) :D Are yooouuu?
Sounders. As in Puget Sound? If that's a team the answer is no. Fuck no. I will not cheer for any local team nor will I advertise for them. My current AV is the exception and as far as that goes you knew/know who they are. BTW the very first time I put that one up @Walks_At_Night knew right away who those particular Lions are.
Was a great game last night but you wouldn't know. You, like every night, were signed in here noodling about.
Sounders. As in Puget Sound? If that's a team the answer is no. Fuck no. I will not cheer for any local team nor will I advertise for them. My current AV is the exception and as far as that goes you knew/know who they are. BTW the very first time I put that one up @Walks_At_Night knew right away who those particular Lions are.
Was a great game last night but you wouldn't know. You, like every night, were signed in here noodling about.
Inside city limits? Hell no and I've already stated as much. To the second part - we hear better things about the areas I have previously mentioned like Arlington, Marysville, Lake Stevens and Granite Falls just to name a few...
Sounders. As in Puget Sound? If that's a team the answer is no. Fuck no. I will not cheer for any local team nor will I advertise for them...
I have seen you mention them, but since I grew up in Washington and never heard of them I wasn't sure.Snohomish is a county in which all the places I have mentioned are within.
I'd go with a place with an Indian name, just for authenticity. Perhaps Snohomish, Tulalip, or something out towards Cle Elum.
Aw shit, my bad. I thought all you foreigners were bananas for soccer.Choosing to be ignorant. tsk tsk
From what I understand actual Eskimos got 'woke' and were hurt, offended, and outraged. They demanded justice from within their frozen tears and whale blubber.
Also, Edmonton Elks? WTF?
What is the New Democrat Party?NDP Perhaps even more socialist than the Liberal party. Handouts handouts and more handouts. If you have a tear in your eye the NDP promises to wipe it should you give them your vote. Also, they are notorious industry killers as they are know to lean to the green side of things. They never win but can be a thorn in the side of the big two parties.
What is the New Democrat Party?Same as the old democrat party.
@KSM How are you doing Amigo? Whats new with you??Loving the limbo.
Same as the old democrat party.
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KSM,Hey. What's $$$610,000,000$$$ of tax payer money to arrive in the exact same place.
So your election came and went and it would seem that somehow, someway, nothing really changed all that much.
On another forum, a member started quite a discussion when asking about punctuation when writing Canadian. If one ends a sentence with eh - the Leafs will suck this year, eh - does one use a question mark?Eh (adjective) has more than one application. The question mark and sometimes exclamation point is already implied so further punctuation is not necessary.
What say you?
On another forum, a member started quite a discussion when asking about punctuation when writing Canadian. If one ends a sentence with eh - the Leafs will suck this year, eh - does one use a question mark?
What say you?
TRICK ASK!Do not shit up my thread with your negative leafery. You don't see me doing that in yours. All this leaf hate-speech - methinks the Bart doth protest too much.
There is never any question when it comes to the Leafs sucking.
Do not shit up my thread with your negative leafery. You don't see me doing that in yours. All this leaf hate-speech - methinks the Bart doth protest too much.
I see that you are still angry that you spent all that time making your costume and nobody complimented you on it.That costume has a very comfortable built in duel pouch underwear.
Fine.
Nice costume, @KSM
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@KSM have you ever heard this before?
I see that you are still angry that you spent all that time making your costume and nobody complimented you on it.Without the haircut this would be slightly less terrible.
Fine.
Nice costume, @KSM
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My daughter’s boyfriend is going to ask me if he can marry her. Is it wrong to make him wear a leopard skin leotard while he performs the feats of strength portion of my vetting process?You're talking about a very revealing look at your future SIL. Are you sure you want to see what he's slippin' daddies little girl on a nightly basis?
@KSM are you planning to have an awesome weekend??If it happens it happens. I am sure it will be just spiffy.
You're talking about a very revealing look at your future SIL. Are you sure you want to see what he's slippin' daddies little girl on a nightly basis?Good talk.
You're talking about a very revealing look at your future SIL. Are you sure you want to see what he's slippin' daddies little girl on a nightly basis?
Good talk.You sound disappointed. Do you want your money back? I was just being practical and pointing out the obvious before IT pointed at you! @whoozit
You sound disappointed. Do you want your money back? I was just being practical and pointing out the obvious before IT pointed at you! @whoozitIf IT points at me the request will be denied. I’ve decided on zebra print because it is more tasteful.
If IT points at me the request will be denied. I’ve decided on zebra print because it is more tasteful.You know that Bart slept with Rue McClanahan, right? Dude is weeeiiird
You know that Bart slept with Rue McClanahan, right? Dude is weeeiiirdHeh... I just watched Patrick McGoohan whack her and then cremate her in an episode of Columbo.
You know that Bart slept with Rue McClanahan, right? Dude is weeeiiird
If you didn't waste so much time in the bathroom with your Axe Body Spray then you could have had her instead of Bea Arthur.I can do better that Bea! I was with these three.
Early Bart gets the bird.
You know that Bart slept with Rue McClanahan, right? Dude is weeeiiirdBart is a slut. Is there anyone he wouldn’t sleep with? Did you know the collagen peptides would make my skin feel like butter?
@KSM Did you have an awesome weekend??I’ll bet he didn’t have as good a time as the Jacksonville Jaguars coach, although that next day must be brutal.
@KSM Did you have an awesome weekend??Peppered with awesomeness and gravy on the thumb. :) Glad it's over though.
Did you know the collagen peptides would make my skin feel like butter?@whoozit YES of course I did. IT'S COLLAGEN. Keep it in your daily allotment.
I’ll bet he didn’t have as good a time as the Jacksonville Jaguars coach, although that next day must be brutal.The woman I had grinding against me this morning was and is much more preferable to that fatfaced gaspig. Nevertheless thank you for clearing that up for me. I've seen those pics all over the net with no idea about any backstory or even who is who.
@KSM Why do you like Art Bell for? Are you an Ian Punnett fan or a George Noory fan??Huh
You know that’s not a mustang, right? ???Yes. ::)
You know that’s not a mustang, right? ???
It's an I-talian Stallion. @KSM do you think you are Rocky?Mostly Irish.
Mostly Irish.
Welcome back
Are you in the Christmas spirit early this year?I am. Merry Christmas.
I am. Merry Christmas.
You just gave me a great idea. @juan. My mother absolutely loves Glenn Miller and she doesn't have, at least I don't think, any of his Christmas music. I will order that today!...
Are you in the Christmas spirit early this year?Thanksgiving yesterday so I was still feeling festive. And now begins the many variations of turkey dinner leftovers for the next few days.
Thanksgiving yesterday so I was still feeling festive. And now begins the many variations of turkey dinner leftovers for the next few days.
Did you get those door handles replaced?They're still in a box in the upstairs hallway. :-[ She stubbed her toe on it yesterday morning ~I giggled~ and then moved the box to the other end of the hall. This should make everybody happy. :)
They're still in a box in the upstairs hallway. :-[ She stubbed her toe on it yesterday morning ~I giggled~ and then moved the box to the other end of the hall. This should make everybody happy. :)
After you put them on, will you keep them covered so they don't come in contact with potentially grimy hands?Hehe
Thanksgiving yesterday so I was still feeling festive. And now begins the many variations of turkey dinner leftovers for the next few days.
Say Merry Christmas to everyone instead of Good Morning, Good Evening, ‘Sup, etc. Amazing reactions.
Say Merry Christmas to everyone instead of Good Morning, Good Evening, ‘Sup, etc. Amazing reactions.That there, is great! @juan
Well, good for you. (not being sarcastic) I'm hoping to feel festive soon, but I think I'm dead inside. I think it stems from years of people expecting me to do things for them. Also, as we touched base on this in another thread, I'm sick of the fussing and arguing. I simply don't enjoy the holiday season anymore. It seems like work. What should be a joyous occasion typically turns out badly. No fault of my own I assure you.
Sounds like you should try an all-inclusive singles resort for the holidays. Tell the family you are volunteering in the Appalachias and head for a Caribbean island instead. What do you think , @ShayP ?
You're on to something. @TigerLily However, I'm more of a mountain/woods kinda guy. I'd love to go camping out in the woods somewhere. Anyway, I think I'll just suck it up this year, bite my tongue, and do my best to ignore those who irritate me. Like juan and KSM said...essentially be nice. Wishing a Merry Christmas, Milk n' honey, etc.
Well then. Let me be one of the first: MERRY CHRISTMAS And if I hear about any good moonlight dances in the woods for Halloween or Winter Solstice, I'll pass it on
October 20. Full moon. My woods. Peak Orionid meteor shower.
But tourmaline matches our eyes?
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October 20. Full moon. My woods. Peak Orionid meteor shower.
You sure?
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@KSM Did you know our birthstone is an opal?
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But tourmaline matches our eyes?
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Opal Winfrey?
PmS: Stop with the witch stuff. You don't have a coven ::) You're a fairly normalsize queenwoman. Just be you
I take back my invitation to party all month. Just show up at the sacrifice. I mean hoedownThat made me nose snort. Ok we'll be friends for the month. @TigerLily
You're on to something. @TigerLily However, I'm more of a mountain/woods kinda guy. I'd love to go camping out in the woods somewhere. Anyway, I think I'll just suck it up this year, bite my tongue, and do my best to ignore those who irritate me. Like juan and KSM said...essentially be nice. Wishing a Merry Christmas, Milk n' honey, etc.
That made me nose snort. Ok we'll be friends for the month. @TigerLilyYou’ll never be the same again.
You’ll never be the same again.I've never been the same as the same I once was before all this so what's the dif? Eventually it runs full circle and I'm back to the same again. For awhile..
Who was your favorite Canucks player growing up? I'm guessing Stan Smyl.Didn't really start watching until my later teens but I think Stan was still playing. This is evident because of the corny joke me and my stupid band guys liked to say "That's not my meal that's Stan Smyl!"
Didn't really start watching until my later teens but I think Stan was still playing. This is evident because of the corny joke me and my stupid band guys liked to say "That's not my meal that's Stan Smyl!"
Anyways they lost last night to Walks lowly Red Wings so I am bailing on the season. Not into that crap. I think the Pens won on Friday night.
GregP ?
GregP LOL! You didn't answer my question though. Favorite Canucks player growing up? Bure? Naslund?...one of the worst trades the Pens ever made by the way.
That joke is corny but a little funny too.
You're bailing already!? The Pens did win beat the Black Hawks 5-2. Fleury gave up 4 goals on 10 shots. He was pulled early.
Well then. That's a lot to digest. Who the fuck is Kim Shuman? Oh, this is still the ASK KSM Thread, right? I have so many questions. Sooo many...
Who was your favorite guitar player?
Who was your favorite singer?
Were Kim Shuman's beef curtains symmetrical?
Why not refer to Kim Shuman's labia as a floppy taco? That's my fav.
Why did you take karate? The gayest of martial arts.
Do you still masturbate?
Do you like buckwheat pancakes?
Who is you favorite poster here? Actually, the answer is me. I already knew that.
How many Christmases will you have? I'm putting the over/under at 3.
Do you use Gold Bond powder? I recommend it.
How did Don Knotts die?
Is this the KSM Fan Club? Are you the President?
Is this the KSM Fan Club? Are you the President?
No. @TigerLily However I could be. I've already, in a split second, thought of a marketing campaign. First...KSM "Lays the wood!" Get it? He does flooring. Plus that phrase can, well you know, mean other things. So...
Can I be your Fan Club President KSM?
Well then. That's a lot to digest. Who the fuck is Kim Shuman? Oh, this is still the ASK KSM Thread, right? I have so many questions. Sooo many...
Who was your favorite guitar player?
Who was your favorite singer?
Were Kim Shuman's beef curtains symmetrical?
Why not refer to Kim Shuman's labia as a floppy taco? That's my fav.
Why did you take karate? The gayest of martial arts.
Do you still masturbate?
Do you like buckwheat pancakes?
Who is you favorite poster here? Actually, the answer is me. I already knew that.
How many Christmases will you have? I'm putting the over/under at 3.
Do you use Gold Bond powder? I recommend it.
How did Don Knotts die?
@KSMhehehe (I'm giggling) So you felt like slumming it and made your way on over to my lil thread. I can't wait till she croaks and neither I or anybody that I know pays any attention to it.
I am so sorry to learn that your Queen is ailing. May she soon recover and continue her reign over you, Bart and the Dominion of Canada!
https://twitter.com/9NewsAUS/status/1451306168937168901
hehehe (I'm giggling) So you felt like slumming it and made your way on over to my lil thread. I can't wait till she croaks and neither I or anybody that I know pays any attention to it.
I'll bet by then I will be in the ever declining USA. yaaay :-\
WAN were you the guy who'd go out with your friends to the bar and mouth off starting fights and then offer to hold your friends jackets while they fought the entire bar?
hehehe (I'm giggling) So you felt like slumming it and made your way on over to my lil thread. I can't wait till she croaks and neither I or anybody that I know pays any attention to it.
I'll bet by then I will be in the ever declining USA. yaaay :-\
WAN were you the guy who'd go out with your friends to the bar and mouth off starting fights and then offer to hold your friends jackets while they fought the entire bar?
What happens to the bills and coins she's on when she dies and Charles's picture is supposed to be on all the currency?
At least I have friends though.............PFFFFFF YOUR FRIENDS ARE BIIIIRRRRRDS!!
What happens to the bills and coins she's on when she dies and Charles's picture is supposed to be on all the currency?You guys will have to take that up with Bart although I doubt anything will change as Charlie will feel compelled to do right by Mumsie and keep things as they are. Besides, his ears won't fit on the money.
Eeeewwww........Imagine his earwax. Nutella like, I bet.
Would you do me a favor? Think of it as an early Christmas and birthday present for me. (Remember...it's on Christmas eve) Stick to one fucking screen name at least through the holidays goddammit. KSM would be nice. Thanks.Absolutely my friend. I will, and I would, but Bart likes to play god (lil g) with my names. Yeah I decided to be Thrust for a week but when I told the fucker to return things to normal this is what I wind up with. KSM would be fine for Christmas but from here you're going to ask the favor of him. In his ask thread. Hmm what are the odds that doesn't fuel the fire..
Absolutely my friend. I will, and I would, but Bart likes to play god (lil g) with my names. Yeah I decided to be Thrust for a week but when I told the fucker to return things to normal this is what I wind up with. KSM would be fine for Christmas but from here you're going to ask the favor of him. In his ask thread. Hmm what are the odds that doesn't fuel the fire..
This current goofballery is his doing - not mine.
Absolutely my friend. I will, and I would, but Bart likes to play god (lil g) with my names. Yeah I decided to be Thrust for a week but when I told the fucker to return things to normal this is what I wind up with. KSM would be fine for Christmas but from here you're going to ask the favor of him. In his ask thread. Hmm what are the odds that doesn't fuel the fire..
This current goofballery is his doing - not mine.
Why don't we get @Bart Ell to change your name to goofballery?
You do like to have different holiday names. Christmas Penis comes to mind. I may be wrong. Plus, I get confused at times. I don't desire to fuel the fire. In fact, I withdraw my request.At this point I'll just riiiiide it out.
It is an obscure song that nobody knows so there is no joke here. SheeeSH!
We approach the point of ridiculousness now. See what he's done.. @ShayP
At this point I'll just riiiiide it out.
It is an obscure song that nobody knows so there is no joke here. SheeeSH!
Oh Kay. So now you're the grown up. You're lucky Bart didn't go with GoofballeryPlease. You need a good Thrusting!
We approach the point of ridiculousness now. See what he's done.. @ShayP
At this point I'll just riiiiide it out.
It is an obscure song that nobody knows so there is no joke here. SheeeSH!
That would be an Ask @Bart Ell. He seems to be the April Wine enthusiast.
Speaking of April Wine, I vaguely remember a video they had during the early MTV years. I can't recall the song but I think they were in the back of a tractor trailer or van, then jumped out and started playing.
In the words of Bachman–Turner Overdrive: Try, try, try, let it ride
Speaking of April Wine, I vaguely remember a video they had during the early MTV years. I can't recall the song but I think they were in the back of a tractor trailer or van, then jumped out and started playing.
WHO NEEDS REAL DRUMS WHEN YOU HAVE AIR DRUMS!😂 I made it 30 seconds.
This has got to be the most annoying video I have ever posted. I see why you chose it @Bart Ell . Here you go. Your theme song @KSMMMBopI thought we we're trying to get along. This does not bode well.
Now you'll have to go over to Music to see how I cleansed my palate
Will you be receiving an allowance while you play house husband? If so, will you get an allowance and will you have to pay domestic expenses out of it? I hope you can keep occupied until you can work, I’d go nuts. @Thrusty McMeatnozzle
If you were to rule the world, What will be the first thing that you would do to make the world a better place @KSM ?A lot of genocidal shit. Problematic races removed without prejudice.
I'll answer this seriously.
No allowance. Hell if she plays her cards right I may allow her PENIS three nights a week. See how I feel.. 8)
I gave my company to Arden and Arron (my dudes) with this condition - For two years I make 12% off the top (tax free) from 550 miles away as I do the house husband thing. Assuming that they keep as busy as I have had them/us for the last three years I'll gross between 24 and 30K yearly while I stay home and workout, walk Vera, make great meals and drink whatever I want every night while I hit things in my new 18-20 gym, also known as the GARAGE! The garage is completely finished and is one big square space and I will paint and floor it complete with three TVs and a bar fridge. It will be beautiful and I will share pictures when it is completed.
BTW you look lovely today @whoozit
A lot of genocidal shit. Problematic races removed without prejudice.
Any man with a bigger penis than me will be put to death. All two of them.
I got lots..
Where's my CD?
What agreement do you have regarding indemnities and liabilities? @KSM Will the business remain solvent enough to reap your 12% take over the next two years?Solvency will not be a problem. That said - they lost a bid on a 136 unit complex which would have been quite fruitful for them AND ME. This is only because the job was bigger than any project we ever did and now there will only be the two of them with a helper so they will have to think a little smaller. They have to build up their now independent brand to pay for those huge houses they live in. All in all they have many local home builders that will keep them busy as the Canadian housing shortage continues. You really wanted to know this? @ShayP
Also, I advise you to only offer PENIS twice a week. You have to make her want it.
ya know, you should really have me as your Consigliere.
So every single man on the face of the earth will be put to death? :o
;D
Where's my CD?OK This has been bothering me for some time now! WTF you can't burn mp3's to disk with WINDOWS MEDIA PLAYER? It's already on any laptop or desktop you may have. I HAVE looked twice for blank burnable discs with nothing to show for it.
CDs are so last centuryThank you, Graviteeth.
You really wanted to know this? @ShayP
OK This has been bothering me for some time now! WTF you can't burn mp3's to disk with WINDOWS MEDIA PLAYER? It's already on any laptop or desktop you may have. I HAVE looked twice for blank burnable discs with nothing to show for it.
I reeaally appreciate that you like my stuff and I want to send you more but the best I can do is mp3 files. WHY IS THIS SO DIFFICULT?
CDs are so last century
Look fuckstick, @KSM I wouldn't have asked if I didn't want to know. I'm glad everything is straight. I knew it would be anyway.
I'm sensing hostility. Fine. I'll burn the mp3's. But being this is the 'ASK KSM anything' thread... Can I burn the mp3's to vinyl? I'd like to play them on my phonograph.
Look fuckstick, @KSM I wouldn't have asked if I didn't want to know. I'm glad everything is straight. I knew it would be anyway.
I'm sensing hostility. Fine. I'll burn the mp3's. But being this is the 'ASK KSM anything' thread... Can I burn the mp3's to vinyl? I'd like to play them on my phonograph.
Vinyl! You are a hard man to please @ShayP But I like your way with cute little nicknames. Fuckstick has a certain ring to it. Give the man what he wants @KSM or we'll all start calling you fuckstick. Actually, I won't. I've already been warned to straighten up or no Cotillion for me
I'll answer this seriously.Only three nights a week?!? Geez, you guys will be divorced within the year. You need to put out more.
No allowance. Hell if she plays her cards right I may allow her PENIS three nights a week. See how I feel.. 8)
I gave my company to Arden and Arron (my dudes) with this condition - For two years I make 12% off the top (tax free) from 550 miles away as I do the house husband thing. Assuming that they keep as busy as I have had them/us for the last three years I'll gross between 24 and 30K yearly while I stay home and workout, walk Vera, make great meals and drink whatever I want every night while I hit things in my new 18-20 gym, also known as the GARAGE! The garage is completely finished and is one big square space and I will paint and floor it complete with three TVs and a bar fridge. It will be beautiful and I will share pictures when it is completed.
BTW you look lovely today @whoozit
A lot of genocidal shit. Problematic races removed without prejudice.
Any man with a bigger penis than me will be put to death. All two of them.
I got lots..
Soooo, is this your excuse to see more penis in your life? It doesn't seem necessary to threaten death. This is probably a specific sub-genre of snuff porn. Penis snuff porn. Yikes. I gotta get out of this thread...it's dark in here.Bart can we put an embargo on the P word that PolkaPenis AKA @PolkaDot seems to throw around like sand on a beach! @Bart Ell Apply one of those filters to it. In its place I suggest 'PolkaDot'
Bart can we put an embargo on the P word that PolkaPenis AKA @PolkaDot seems to throw around like sand on a beach! @Bart Ell Apply one of those filters to it. In its place I suggest 'PolkaDot'Wrong thread
Have you had enough leisure time to determine if Ashley Abbott is still living in Genoa City?Enough leisure time? Not really. Packing, planning, and docusigning has taken up much time, however! I did catch a bit the other day and it looked like dear Ashley was not in Genoa City but rather on assignment, perhaps at Victor's behest. Does this sound right @JUAN ? So, no she is not to the best of my speckled hairbrained knowledge currently in GC but will be back at some point.
I thought Victor died. Yeah, I know. Nobody ever dies on a Soap. We're going through that right now on GH. But I thought it was forever dead.Soap actors are all part of the same inbred family.
The guy who resurrected on GH is a different actor than the previous one but I think I recognize him from Y&R
I thought Victor died. Yeah, I know. Nobody ever dies on a Soap. We're going through that right now on GH. But I thought it was forever dead.Ain’t plastic surgery wonderful.
The guy who resurrected on GH is a different actor than the previous one but I think I recognize him from Y&R
I thought Victor died. Yeah, I know. Nobody ever dies on a Soap. We're going through that right now on GH. But I thought it was forever dead.Why do you subject yourself to the lesser GH when you could be in the Y&R camp!? I bet you watch "DAYS" too, am I right? @TigerLily
The guy who resurrected on GH is a different actor than the previous one but I think I recognize him from Y&R
Why do you subject yourself to the lesser GH when you could be in the Y&R camp!? I bet you watch "DAYS" too, am I right? @TigerLily
Nice av btw. Doesn't change the fact that you subscribe to sub par stories.
I watch only one Soap. My beloved General Hospital. I did try Y&R when Jason, the henchman to the Godfather of Port Charles, went over. But I missed all the shootouts. And I found the stories weak and flaccid. Even Jason wised up and returnedFlaccid? ::) We're talking TV, correct?
Are daytime soap operas really still a thing? And like....the same thing as always? Weird. Is there still all the same game shows too? What's the one with Barb Barker where people dress up and guess the prices of things? Price is right? Is daytime tv still stuck in the 1970s/80s?
Jesus, I'm having an existential crisis here. It's like being in the Matrix with a lazy programmer. :(
Are daytime soap operas really still a thing? And like....the same thing as always? Weird. Is there still all the same game shows too? What's the one with Barb Barker where people dress up and guess the prices of things? Price is right? Is daytime tv still stuck in the 1970s/80s?
Jesus, I'm having an existential crisis here. It's like being in the Matrix with a lazy programmer. :(
@PolkaDot I don't know what a thing is really.My mom had them on when I came home from school. I watched them in college because one was on between classes. Then years later when I was able to set my own lunch time when I was working I went to the gym when L&O was on because they had a little tv on the stair stepper. When I had seen all of them. I saw General Hospital was on. I remembered it from college and started watching it. I always called my mom once a week and that gave us something new to talk about. She was still watching and filled me in on all the new characters and plot lines. So I'm second generation. I record it now so I can watch it whenever. Usually on my treadmill at home but I will often binge it. And no. Not like the 70s and 80s. I only watch the one Soap but it's but it keeps my attention, obviously. This last couple of weeks we've had kidnappings, a cave-in, shoot-outs, a main character back from the dead, a premature birth. Typical week in Port Charles. If you decide to watch you kind of need someone to fill you in on the characters and backgrounds and storylines. Of course lots of blogs to do that. The stories used to move really slow so you could catch up during school breaks but now they move fast
Oh. And as far as I can tell day time tv is re runs of night time tv. You can catch Supernatural from the beginning!
In all seriousness @KSM, how has the planned move and all the preparations for said move altered your Christmas plans, if at all? Obviously you will be in a new country so that is a big change. Just wondering if you were to do earlier festivities. If that was already addressed in this thread I apologize. I did not scroll through it all.Christmas is gonna be sketchy - not gonna lie. We are scheduled to take possession on the 10th but the place may not be ready as it is a new build. The builder is doing the best they can to have it ready. We will be in a hotel from the night of the 5th to.. 10th? I really do not know how the festivities will go although the 25th is far from the 10th so we'll see. I just don't want to be doing the hotel thing for more than a few days.
Is this a year for a Warmup Christmas around December 1 just to be sure things are ready?Considering some kind of warmup early next week being that the rest of month may be slightly chaotic.
Merry Christmas
Um @TigerLily *cough* what does any of this have to do with me? We're cool now so I won't come at you bro but perhaps observe the threads title or somehow include ME in your reply to her.
Are you worried that your wife has not given you your new address yet?
Of course she gave him an address!
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@PolkaDot I don't know what a thing is really.My mom had them on when I came home from school. I watched them in college because one was on between classes. Then years later when I was able to set my own lunch time when I was working I went to the gym when L&O was on because they had a little tv on the stair stepper. When I had seen all of them. I saw General Hospital was on. I remembered it from college and started watching it. I always called my mom once a week and that gave us something new to talk about. She was still watching and filled me in on all the new characters and plot lines. So I'm second generation. I record it now so I can watch it whenever. Usually on my treadmill at home but I will often binge it. And no. Not like the 70s and 80s. I only watch the one Soap but it's but it keeps my attention, obviously. This last couple of weeks we've had kidnappings, a cave-in, shoot-outs, a main character back from the dead, a premature birth. Typical week in Port Charles. If you decide to watch you kind of need someone to fill you in on the characters and backgrounds and storylines. Of course lots of blogs to do that. The stories used to move really slow so you could catch up during school breaks but now they move fast
Oh. And as far as I can tell day time tv is re runs of night time tv. You can catch Supernatural from the beginning!
Of course she gave him an address!It could be worse
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It could be worseI'll take it!
Have you ever used ladder products by Gorilla? Interior of the house needs painting and I'm wanting this platform as it is 50% off. Just don't want it to fall apart after two uses.
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Ok. I will probably get in trouble for answering in @KSM 's very own thread again but I have a Gorrilla. I bought it for my not so handyman to fix up my house before I moved. I had one of those typical two-story town houses with a garage underneath. It needed a ton of cosmetic work. The Gorilla does everything it is advertised to do. Moves into all those positions like a yoga master and deals with heavy loads. Only problem was it is heavy as hell and everyone would rather use 3 or 4 ladders than that one. Way to heavy for me to use. But very sturdy and can't imagine it ever falling apart. Mine is still in perfect shape
Have you ever used ladder products by Gorilla? Interior of the house needs painting and I'm wanting this platform as it is 50% off. Just don't want it to fall apart after two uses.Admittingly - the only Gorilla products I have used are their various adhesives. That said I do know guys who love the Gorilla products such as the one in question. Weight limit 300 LBs? You don't strike me as being over 190 and hey, if you fall it's not that far to go and there's also @TigerLily 's testimony. @Walks_At_Night I say you'll be fine. Looks like a solid unit.
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Why does Planes, Trains and Automobiles make you sad? @KSM :-\Because as the story unfolds we realize that Del Griffith (John Candy) does not have a happy life with a happy wife to go home to as she (Marie) passed away a year previously to the films setting. Neil (Steve Martin) on the other hand has a great life, great job, beautiful home and a lovely wife and family to go home to for thanksgiving. The movie is sadness under the umbrella of humor and although there are many laughs to be had we cannot help ourselves but to want to give Del a hug and have him over for Thanksgiving dinner.
But what happens after that?
After enjoying meal and family, Del decides that it is time to move on. Inspired, he hops on Rose Brides (https://www.rosebrides.com/) and orders himself a Russian beauty.Not so fast, my cynical friend. Del’s presumed demise is premature, as he awakens in his refrigerated morgue drawer and is miraculously released, after screaming his lungs out.
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Over the next two years, she slowly bleeds Del dry. He cares not as he is in love. Finally with green card now in hand and all assets exhausted, she pushes him down the stairs and collects on his life insurance.
Because as the story unfolds we realize that Del Griffith (John Candy) does not have a happy life with a happy wife to go home to as she (Marie) passed away a year previously to the films setting. Neil (Steve Martin) on the other hand has a great life, great job, beautiful home and a lovely wife and family to go home to for thanksgiving. The movie is sadness under the umbrella of humor and although there are many laughs to be had we cannot help ourselves but to want to give Del a hug and have him over for Thanksgiving dinner.
But what happens after that?
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@KSM do you still have to pay into your socialized medicine account while you are down in the States?@sean92008 in a word, no. Everything will be stateside. The only returning will be for visits.
For Japanese, to keep the account active and allow it to be utilized when they return, they have to continue payments which is about $200 a month.
@sean92008 in a word, no. Everything will be stateside. The only returning will be for visits.
After enjoying meal and family, Del decides that it is time to move on. Inspired, he hops on Rose Brides (https://www.rosebrides.com/) and orders himself a Russian beauty.I like how you think WAN. This would be a perfect Sunday story. We'd need more gory details about the "falling" down the stairs part though.
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Over the next two years, she slowly bleeds Del dry. He cares not as he is in love. Finally with green card now in hand and all assets exhausted, she pushes him down the stairs and collects on his life insurance.
@sean92008 in a word, no. Everything will be stateside. The only returning will be for visits.He's assuming we don't kick him out. I'm not sure the US even likes Canada. We seem to be against foreigners on general principle the last few years.
He's assuming we don't kick him out. I'm not sure the US even likes Canada. We seem to be against foreigners on general principle the last few years.
I like how you think WAN. This would be a perfect Sunday story. We'd need more gory details about the "falling" down the stairs part though.
@PolkaDot I'm rather busy ATM. Laughing over the "It's okay. You don't know him (https://leakedreality.com/video/27926/you-don-t-know-him-lol)
@PolkaDot I'm rather busy ATM. Laughing over the "It's okay. You don't know him (https://leakedreality.com/video/27926/you-don-t-know-him-lol);D
We always have a special place reserved at our tables for the tasty Canadians.Please see WAN's turkey video.
He's assuming we don't kick him out. I'm not sure the US even likes Canada. We seem to be against foreigners on general principle the last few years.So says clueless in Colorado.
Hope you make it to Texas sometime. If your wife ever lets you travel to the post oak savanna of Texas or around Galveston Bay let me know.@GravitySucks
So says clueless in Colorado.
@GravitySucks
You'll remember back to 2018 (pre covid) when I was picking your brain on a few things Texas related. Would have been in Fort Worth for two years by now if not for the poorly engineered chinese flu. The Houston branch is in dire need of some major talent (her) so one never knows. I'm sure I'll like WA but may not want to spend the rest of my life there.
Should she "let me"? travel? Heh heh I have the only wife in the world who suggests that I have the guys over to watch the fights or go meet them at a bar for a pint or two of Guinness. No permission required and should I make my way to the great state of Texas you dang well know I'll let you know before hand.
It would be a pleasure to meet for lunch and coffee.
Was the chain at least in a length of galvanized pipe? One has to take at least some safety precautions, don’t you think @KSM ?
And I didn’t even start talking about the humidity down there. You would be crying to your wife to buy you some really expensive hair products to keep it controlled 10 1/2 months out of the year. The other 1 1/2 months you will be bundled up in the morning like a snow bunny and sweating your ass off just after lunch. You probably couldn’t get much work down there doing floors unless you were able to get in with a custom builder. Everyone undercuts everyone else by using illegals to do most of the work.
B.C. dude in Houston. He He He. The humidity is bad here but it has to be an unholy nightmare in Houston.
No more beautiful Kentucky Blue lawn either. Say hello to cooked fescue.
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Dear Kizzum @KSMLily,
I love nasty guitar but I don't play. Kind of like I love football but I stopped playing when I was 13 when the boys got too big. Since I'm now self-employed and plenty of extra time, I'm trying to learn the mechanics of guitar. Kind of my own guitar appreciation course. I just got learned on Drop D by Rick Beato. Anything you could suggest? Or I could take up Spanish instead
P.S. Notice the pics of Houston, Tx are always at night. As long as the electricity is working
Lily,
Bart is a fantastic guitarist, you could have asked him. But that's fine - were here now and I shall reply to you as best I can at this moment. I am sleepy, you see. @TigerLily
If you are serious and I think you are - I applaud you ( ::) ) Starting with a drop D is not the way to begin your journey. Start with standard tuning and simple chords like A, E, D - G, F, C and you'll branch out from there. In your search engine type in A, E, D, chord progression.
You are "petite" (your word) so I am willing to bet that you'll never hit the stretch of the Lightning Strikes riff. It is a beauty for sure. This guy has to sit down to compensate for his short chubby fingers. King George would play it in a standing crouch. You will see the stretch in the main riff.
PS. When I was self employed I didn't have ANY free time until eight years after I started. You must be very good at what you do.
@KSM - as you know, I’m completely inept at guitar. I was surprised at the A-E-D progression. Is that right? What genre? In jazz it would be a ii-V7-I or E-A-D. Learn me something.The first song my parents friend/guitar teacher ever learned me was Me And Bobby Magee ::)
Tyler, honey. Is that you?
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That guy's a fuck!
Merry 2nd Christmas Eve.Indeed. I’m sure you’re getting @PolkaDot something very stylish and sexy.
@JUAN and I are expecting our gifts to be delivered post haste. @ShayP said his was delivered yesterday.
Indeed. I’m sure you’re getting @PolkaDot something very stylish and sexy.He should be, but I heard from a reliable source he got Shay these....so I'm not holding my breath.
Glad you're outta the People's Republik of Trudeauistan, @KSM ?
Glad you're outta the People's Republik of Trudeauistan, @KSM ?That is a short term thing that in the end is a good thing in that it has bolstered the Conservative Party platform and no longer, at least for the next federal election will a candidate have to run as a 'progressive minded conservative'. Baby boy has embarrassed himself on an intergalactic level with his cowardly ways of not dealing with and ill-handling of the 'freedom problem' that took him way, way off script.
He should be, but I heard from a reliable source he got Shay these....so I'm not holding my breath.
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Oh for the love of God. @PolkaDot LOL! I got the Anteater version. ;)
Hmmm, is that more or less impressive? At any rate I hope he included a bottle of Scotch.
@KSM Hello Ksm. How are you doing today??Here's the thing. Your question is from yesterday but I am just now reading it the next day. Do I answer for yesterday or take it as a fresh question and answer for today?
@Fuckhead@KSM
Can you please ask @Bart Ell why the microwave clock is always 2 minutes ahead of the clock on the stove?
Clearly because the microwave cooks faster than the stove.@Fuckhead@KSM
Can you please ask @Bart Ell why the microwave clock is always 2 minutes ahead of the clock on the stove?
Fucking China.I think he wanted me to ask it in your thread.. :-\ Good answer though!
Clearly because the microwave cooks faster than the stove.That too is quite good! But I feel I'm on the verge of a really awful Holocaust joke so I'll refrain and scoot!
@KSM How does one be as Awesome as you?So you've been talking to my mom..
So you've been talking to my mom..
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@KSM What genre of music would you call this?Genre? Millennial Ambience. I like the guitar. Just the guitar. Do you enjoy that stuff? You've posted some wonderful stuff in the past, but this? Errrm not so much. But hey, that's just me. And I too have been getting some strange suggestions on YT.
It popped up randomly on my YouTube feed probably because I was in the midst of a fantasy where I was with Nena and Debbie Harry and we were trying to decide where to take our next vacation.
Genre? Millennial Ambience. I like the guitar. Just the guitar. Do you enjoy that stuff? You've posted some wonderful stuff in the past, but this? Errrm not so much. But hey, that's just me. And I too have been getting some strange suggestions on YT.
It’s capo chic music. @KSM, why do these scrawny girls always use capos?Good point @JUAN It might be to come across more Folk? Maybe that's the genre. Millennial Folk. I find it all to be somewhat pretentiousness, almost like they're doing it for spite.
She appears to be part elf.;D Yeah, and that's another thing. #MiddleEarth
@KSM How are you doing today?Quite well, Damon. Going to install some casters on the bottom of this Marshall stack for easier movement. Currently takes two strong adults to move this baby around. @Bart Ell knows all about it.
Quite well, Damon. Going to install some casters on the bottom of this Marshall stack for easier movement. Currently takes two strong adults to move this baby around. @Bart Ell knows all about it.Well @Bart Ell does knows most things because when takes a vacation he takes over for a while. lol
Quite well, Damon. Going to install some casters on the bottom of this Marshall stack for easier movement. Currently takes two strong adults to move this baby around. @Bart Ell knows all about it.
I also threw my back out carrying that giant AKG!Are you better @Bart Ell ? @KSM i hope that you have a good week ahead.
I also threw my back out carrying that giant AKG!You weren't supposed to sit on it!
You weren't supposed to sit on it!
If they don't want people sitting on it they should stop making it look like a juicy prick!@TigerLily Do you like the mic he speaks of?
@TigerLily Do you like the mic he speaks of?
As far as mics go it does look like a juicy oneI have a vast many of them. I could give you a group shot. Or perhaps a sort of review where every week one deserving microphone is featured. Magic Mic? @TigerLily
I can’t say I actually like it but I found it interesting at that hour of the morning. I listened to another of her songs called Witches and couldn’t make it through the first 60 seconds.I’m starting to think Grav’s a bit high maintenance.
If she had bigger tits I might like it more. She appears to be part elf. I wonder if the lines in the song about Mars is a dog whistle for Elon Musk. They’re both from South Africa.
I’m starting to think Grav’s a bit high maintenance.
I have a vast many of them. I could give you a group shot. Or perhaps a sort of review where every week one deserving microphone is featured. Magic Mic? @TigerLily
@KSM Are you planning to have a great weekend??
@damon I had a less than awesome weekend but I am sure as ell' planning on a better one next. I talked to Bart and he told me that he had a fairly good weekend. Most likely better than mine. Unless he is a damn liar like those fucking zoologists!@KSM I do hope that the next weekend that you have will be better.
Be well.
C1000S... Do they still accept a 9V battery? I had gotten a ton of them and the AT1040CM5(?) for recording. I bought separate discreet phantom power for each and put them in a powered box for remote recording. Want the Eagles acoustic guitar sound? C1000S did the trick.Yes to the battery thing which no longer seems necessary as phantom power is much more available now. Which one do you have? The newer ones, the black ones are not cut from the same cloth as the original grey and are made by Karman Harden. HK are known for stereo equipment. The new ones require 3 double-A batteries in place of the 9V. I've been using mine (the original) for recording lead guitar tracks, but most recently one of two acoustic tracks on a new song.
Yes to the battery thing which no longer seems necessary as phantom power is much more available now. Which one do you have? The newer ones, the black ones are not cut from the same cloth as the original grey and are made by Karman Harden. HK are known for stereo equipment. The new ones require 3 double-A batteries in place of the 9V. I've been using mine (the original) for recording lead guitar tracks, but most recently one of two acoustic tracks on a new song.
So where did you say you bought "a ton" of them? @sean92008 If we're talking about the original I'll pick up another one.
So yours was an older one. 9V says it all. Another great mic for an over the top sweet acoustic sound is the AT4047 :-* It also makes for a great overhead on drums. Nice mids.
By the way, my c1000s was that dark charcoal gray with a 9-volt battery. The typeface was different than your nickel colored one. I don't know if yours is older than mine, I bought all mine around 1995 or so.
So yours was an older one. 9V says it all. Another great mic for an over the top sweet acoustic sound is the AT4047 :-* It also makes for a great overhead on drums. Nice mids.
@KSM @Bobs Your Uncle and I were just discussing the danger of full frontal sneak attacks. What's your opinion?Full frontal sneak attacks? @TigerLily Well at least you see them, ahm, coming. ::)
I am having thoughts in the back of my mind about researching what I had. It's pathetic, you never sell your mic locker! Of course, tinnitus and some acoustic trauma pretty much ended my engineering opportunities.Selling off your microphone arsenal. I don't want to add to that because you're already kicking yourself. That's why I omitted it from my earlier post.
Do you still spell with all those extra “u”s?I sit Juandering why you can't come up with something better than that! I know you have it in ya' @JUAN
@KSM how was your weekend??Weekend has been plentiful, bountiful, and much more pleasant than last weekend which I spent possibly stranded abroad. The hotel room was nice though.
Weekend has been plentiful, bountiful, and much more pleasant than last weekend which I spent possibly stranded abroad. The hotel room was nice though.My weekend was just OK.
I hope you too have a had a nice one.
@KSM Are you a star wars fan or a star trek fan??Unlike @Bart Ell I am not an adult. I am a lapsed die hard Trekkie. I am also a lapsed wealth of trivia in all things 007. I once designed and tried to sell a 007 board game to a big name company. NO DICE!
Unlike @Bart Ell I am not an adult. I am a lapsed die hard Trekkie. I am also a lapsed wealth of trivia in all things 007. I once designed and tried to sell a 007 board game to a big name company. NO DICE!Thank you for comment. I'm also a star trek fan too. @KSM i hope that you have an awesome day. @Bart Ell i also hope that you have an awesome day too.
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Selling off your microphone arsenal. I don't want to add to that because you're already kicking yourself. That's why I omitted it from my earlier post.
DAMN YOU FOR SELLING YOUR MICS IN SUCH HASTE! I assume it was in haste because that is the only thing that makes sense in this case. Me-thinks.
Wait. Any old photos of the collection in question?
The rule was, and I subscribed to it, never sell any mics.Well if you know that you're done with them (((For Good))) why not sell them. They're not like guitars where you have memories and even a sort of bond that can develop. @sean92008
I am done with music. Unable to perform at the level I needed to maintain.
As a local news point, Taylor Guitars has changed leadership. I disliked the founder Bob Taylor, to a very strong set of reasoning. I have have a little knowledge of the guy who took over, he lives in the area. I can almost assure you he is a Scientologist because Scientology has its claws in that company.
@KSM,
Why would any brand (Marc Jacobs Perfect), or the Macy's store that this was in, want to show this photo?
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Well if you know that you're done with them (((For Good))) why not sell them. They're not like guitars where you have memories and even a sort of bond that can develop. @sean92008
Boy that Leah chick from King Of Queens is really after those Scientologists. Even has a series on NF about it. She's made a second career out of it.
I sold my custom guitars too. I kept a couple off the rack guitars because my kids liked them more. The one custom I kept is very particular and most wouldn't like the size and weight.Damn, dude. That's some heavy guitar action there. No spinning those around your neck.
At one point, my goal was to have all of the biggest and heaviest bodies (Explorer, Thunderbird Tom Petersson's 12-string acoustic-guitar looking bass). I ran out of money before getting the collection.
Well.. ?Go to bed, Ben. Stop wandering around the halls bothering everybody. And I swear, if I hear one more fucking gardening story and how TUCKERED OUT you are, my damn head will explode! So GO, THE FUCK, TO BED!
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Go to bed, Ben. Stop wandering around the halls bothering everybody. And I swear, if I hear one more fucking gardening story and how TUCKERED OUT you are, my damn head will explode! So GO, THE FUCK, TO BED!Well..
Well..
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Hello @KSM , I have a question for you to answer. How is your day going??Good thing you didn't ask me yesterday. Today is good. Be well, @damon
Nobody's quitting anything. Let's all calm down, have some dip.Are you making it?
@KSM how are you doing? Are you going to take over Ellgab? if so are you going to change the name of the forum to KSMGAB??
do you think that @Bart Ell is grumpy and butthurt because he hasn't gotten laid lately?
Nobody's quitting anything. Let's all calm down, have some dip.
Do Canadians count their favorite sock as getting laid?I can't remember..
Do Canadians count their favorite sock as getting laid?Some Canadian do count their socks as getting laid.
Some Canadian do count their socks as getting laid.Alot of fireworks. Alot of signs all over town that say that fireworks are illegal, but still - KABOOM! ETC!
@KSM How was your 4th of July??
Alot of fireworks. Alot of signs all over town that say that fireworks are illegal, but still - KABOOM! ETC!@KSM so are you having a BLAST watching the fireworks??
@KSM - why don’t you have a tell thread? I need to tell you as a new US resident that it’s past July 4th so Walmart should put out the Christmas stuff any day now.@JUAN how about this
@KSM - why don’t you have a tell thread? I need to tell you as a new US resident that it’s past July 4th so Walmart should put out the Christmas stuff any day now.
@KSM how do you like the thread that is called Tell KSM anything?It's the best thing in the history of Nimbus 3. #StarTrek #TheFinalFrontier
@KSM Chat over in Groyper's stream as requested your attendance.
How so? Why? COZ I'M SO FUCKIN' HOT?? Alas, I gave it a ten-minute listen and all I managed to glean from it was that Groyper is willing to converse with 'odd folks'
You have more fans than you know and yes,
@KSM How long have you been an Art Bell Fan? Why do you like Art for? If Art was still alive, Would you have a beer with him and what type of beer too?Art wouldn't have a beer with me. Fundamental problem right there. But seriously, Art was not much of a drinker. At all. He loved beef, and women. And cats.. Been an Art listener since 98.
@KSM Do you enjoy fishing? if you do, lake fishing or stream fishing??I love eating fish.
Art wouldn't have a beer with me. Fundamental problem right there. But seriously, Art was not much of a drinker. At all. He loved beef, and women. And cats.. Been an Art listener since 98.Thank you for answering my questions @KSM , Arw you planning to have another awesome weekend?
I love eating fish.
Thank you for answering my questions @KSM , Arw you planning to have another awesome weekend?
Funny you should ask, Damon.
Truth be known - I'm planning on a really fucking motherfucking paranoid want to beat the shit out of everybody on the planet kind of shithole dickwad angry sort of weekend. Other than that, happy times. >:(
Truth be known - I'm planning on a really fucking motherfucking paranoid want to beat the shit out of everybody on the planet kind of shithole dickwad angry sort of weekend. Other than that, happy times. >:(
At least you can drink beer.And you can't drink beer? @JUAN
KSM - any thoughts on Chickengate down in Florida?The victim dude is more animated than any "chicken" could ever be. That was a hoot. Or a cock-a-doodle-doo-hoot.
Funny you should ask, Damon.
Truth be known - I'm planning on a really fucking motherfucking paranoid want to beat the shit out of everybody on the planet kind of shithole dickwad angry sort of weekend. Other than that, happy times. >:(
How does it feel having Damon's nose fully inserted between your butt cheeks?
I most certainly seem to have yours in there, that's for sure. No doubt you spank ya' tiny lil peep to me. Pay attention to me, KSM. Notice me, look my way. Please Mr. KSM, I love you.
You, my weird deviant morally deprived friend, are pestilence.
This is you reaching for the stars. A toddler-like lust for attention.No. I was right. And you consistently prove me right. You have the web-wit of someone who just got on the net. IN 2002!
I imagine that you always look exactly like my grandfather did after being suddenly woken up from a mid-afternoon nap in his recliner.
I most certainly seem to have yours in there, that's for sure. No doubt you spank ya' tiny lil peep to me. Pay attention to me, KSM. Notice me, look my way. Please Mr. KSM, I love you.
You, my weird deviant morally deprived friend, are pestilence.
No. I was right. And you consistently prove me right. You have the web-wit of someone who just got on the net. IN 2002!
You just can't help yourself. Can't leave me alone. Poor little man who doesn't know how to be normal. ;D
@KSM Are you going to vote on Damon's new Poll? Gotta be Damon. Or HamsterMuscleare you going to vote @TigerLily ??
are you going to vote @TigerLily ??
I'm not sure Damon. I don't want to be the first and I don't want to embarrass him. Maybe after @Bart Ell votes@TigerLily okay.
Concrete slab underneath that has some expansion joints in it. Does one fill in the gap created by the joints before installing LVP?
I'm not sure Damon. I don't want to be the first and I don't want to embarrass him. Maybe after @Bart Ell votesWhat the 'ell are you two on about?
Helicopter your meat for the ladies?
Oh Noes! Did some Extreme Moderator take down theIts ok. @TigerLily it just means that Bart is scared of @KSM being more awesome.PolePoll? Sorry Damon. And before I got to vote
<----Guilty.
So, for the guys, you display your plumage?That's not what I said you said.
That's not what I said you said.
Ya' know, for a gay man I figured you would be able to follow all the bouncing balls much more precisely. Perhaps if you took them out of your mouth.
What a moronic little bitch you are.
That's not what I said you said.
Ya' know, for a gay man I figured you would be able to follow all the bouncing balls much more precisely. Perhaps if you took them out of your mouth.
What a moronic little bitch you are.
It all just confirms his attraction to Falkie, Joe Biden, and so on.
Oh, is that your penis? I've never seen one so...old.
You're a bit like the moon, aren't you. You shine so bright in these posts where you rage at how much of a "moron" and a "bitch" I am. Makes you feel really...I don't know...powerful? Relevant? But it's only reflected light. It needs the sun, otherwise it is just cold and lifeless. Like that old penis of yours.
That's why you keep trying to bait me into flame wars with you. But you're just too easy. I prefer to save my good stuff for @PB. Now, there's a girl who knows how to play hard to get. And for extra fun, he can actually hit the ball back over the net on occasion, to the delight of the group of barking seals who make up his groupies. Who have you got? Oh, Damon...well...I might toss you a pity fuck sometime, if you can think of something witty to say, rather than hosing down the thread with flying ropes of semen. Keep hope alive.
I would do that. Some sanding will also be in order if I'm understanding you correctly.
pictures? @Walks_At_Night
After years of watching Quincy in the past and present, it only occurred to me after watching an episode tonight...How does he have a landline on his boat? He's just floating around and gets up to answer a call on something like this:I actually took the time to draw you a diagram on how a docked boat with all the required hookups connects to the communications hub of a marina. If I hadn't lost my phone, AGAIN, I could take a picture of the drawn picture and post it for you but I feel that I have answered you question satisfactorily. yes? @ShayP
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How did Quincy pull so many chicks? :D
Rope. Duct tape. Knives, booze and candy
Well, that kills it for me. I was certain you would say his good looks, charm, and knowledge of anatomy. But by the way you spelled that out, now I think he has a rape boat instead of a rape van. :-\
Rape Boat is my wrestling name.
<----Guilty.
Can't embed videos ( @BartEll ) but...
https://i.imgur.com/t94WlyL.mp4
KSM, what in the world ever became of sweet Jane? She lost her sparkle, you know she isn't the same.
KSM, what in the world ever became of sweet Jane? She lost her sparkle, you know she isn't the same.@PB Sweet Jane. Who is "sweet Jane"?
Ain't it a shame?
I thought it was Lou Reed but it's Grateful Dead. @PB , that old hippie. What a total Radical. @PB Did you hang out with the Grateful Dead in Berkeley? Then somehow you lost your sparkle? You know how impressed I would be by that if you did? The Dead part not the Sparkle part
I thought Sweet Jane was a pot/weed reference. So.. there's that
That's even older than the Grateful Dead, Rape Boat.
I thought Sweet Jane was a pot/weed reference. So.. there's that
But the sparkle part is what he's good at.
Rape Boat. Radio gold!
AND STOP EDITING YOUR POSTS!
Prolly is with something special sprinkle on top. PB is totally out there
I thought it was Lou Reed but it's Grateful Dead. @PB , that old hippie. What a total Radical. @PB Did you hang out with the Grateful Dead in Berkeley? Then somehow you lost your sparkle? You know how impressed I would be by that if you did? The Dead part not the Sparkle part
Hey @KSM, now that "our" administration has effed up worldwide fertilizer distribution...
... @PB No way you're a "dead-Head" Deadhead?
Well, I dunno, what's the over/under for number of concerts to qualify?I could hazard a guess and say, 20 or more? There are weirdos who've seen the Rocky Horror Show hundreds (and hundreds) of times. Both on screen and in live on-stage format with shitty actors.
I could hazard a guess and say, 20 or more? There are weirdos who've seen the Rocky Horror Show hundreds (and hundreds) of times. Both on screen and in live on-stage format with shitty actors.
Heh, pretty sure I got that beat.
You know why people followed them from show to show when they were touring? First of all, they had 100s of tunes they could and would pull out. Second, they'd play the first part with lyrics, go into a (an often times long) jam, and at some point finally come back and finish it up. In other words each tune was played differently from night to night if it was even played more than once at any given 3 or four night stand, and every show had a different setlist. You don't want to miss one.
Heh, pretty sure I got that beat.
You know why people followed them from show to show when they were touring? First of all, they had 100s of tunes they could and would pull out. Second, they'd play the first part with lyrics, go into a (an often times long) jam, and at some point finally come back and finish it up. In other words each tune was played differently from night to night if it was even played more than once at any given 3 or four night stand, and every show had a different setlist. You don't want to miss one.
I did not know that. It actually sounds sort of cool.
Not sure you and Jerry would be on the same side of the political fence though. But, you're there for the music.
I did not know that. It actually sounds sort of cool...
He wasn't a kook.
Did you ever see that film Festival Express? A bunch of bands right after Woodstock were on a chartered train across Canada, with a few stops to play festivals. Grateful Dead, Janis Joplin, Buddy Guy, The Band, and so on. Just them on the train chatting, impromptu jam sessions, and playing at the various stops - fucking great, watch it asap if you haven't already.
The guy that organized it and shot the film lost a ton of money, and years later his son got the film out of the garage, edited it down, and released it.
Anyway, at one of the stops a bunch of hippies were storming the gates insisting they get in free, and either Jerry or Bobby addresses the crowd with an impressive capitalist argument for why they need to chill and pay their way in. I never heard them talk about politics (although I'm pretty good at tuning it out sometimes), I assume they were vaguely liberal.
So true. At the August 27, 1972 concert at Veneta, Oregon, the band was halfway through Dark Star when they segued into the song El Paso. A lot of dead head perfectionists were disappointed but I thought it worked out just fine.
Festival Express. I've searched and found it. I'll order the DVD and no doubt rip it to my "rock n' roll" folder.
@KSM...Littleton is close to my new area (Greenwood Village) I talked to a drummer from Littleton tonight. Nice guy, great drummer. That fucking @PolkaDot lives in Denver so I'll have to watch out for the witches' cauldron. I don't want to wind up in there! :o
Denver? I briefly lived in the 80127 (Littleton). It was unappealing 30 years ago. Good luck there.
I doubt it's still there, the Buffalo Rose in Golden was an incredible venue to play at. Rough sawn wood really sounded good in the ambience.
Littleton is close to my new area (Greenwood Village) I talked to a drummer from Littleton tonight. Nice guy, great drummer. That fucking @PolkaDot lives in Denver so I'll have to watch out for the witches' cauldron. I don't want to wind up in there! :o
Littleton is close to my new area (Greenwood Village) I talked to a drummer from Littleton tonight. Nice guy, great drummer. That fucking @PolkaDot lives in Denver so I'll have to watch out for the witches' cauldron. I don't want to wind up in there! :o
Did you give up on Seattle already?To a degree. 8) Only thing I'll miss is..
I'm moving there in a year or two
Oh, the smell of ass and Vaseline precedes you. I'll be long gone by then. Whew
What color is the sky on your planet? At least my comments ("Damon has his nose buried in your ass crack") is plausibly supported by his actual post, where the confections that you blow my way ("Your ass is there too") are just made up. You're like a @PB that lies about personal issues rather than political matters. Are you also a desiccated old fossil like him?
What color is the sky on your planet? At least my comments ("Damon has his nose buried in your ass crack") is plausibly supported by his actual post, where the confections that you blow my way ("Your ass is there too") are just made up. You're like a @PB that lies about personal issues rather than political matters. Are you also a desiccated old fossil like him?
LOL Just a babbling brook of full-on unadulterated shit aren't ya'
If @Bart Ell allows you here, why the fuck were good, normal-ish posters like MD banned? Azzerae too! At least a conversation could be had with those guys. You are inept. And GAY! Double whammy right there.
Since you felt the need to drag me into your slap fight...
Bellgab will be back up in the next day or so, I am sure all the insufferable cunts you would rather converse with will be there for you to have a little tickle party with.
At bellgab.com:
“Performing maintenance.
Doing some needed maintenance. Sorry. Back in a while...”
Wow, that must have been some kind of maintenance. It must have been the 150,000 mile one.
I wondered why MV (boomers) hadn’t been posting here lately.
Why do so many people associate you with the smell of ass?
Tripple
I have more than a middle school education, though.Really? Your content speaks to the contrary.
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Really? Your content speaks to the contrary.
I'm a giver,
You're a catcher.
Once Bellgab is resurrected, AGAIN, will you finally go away?Nope. This is a spite board, dumbass. ;)
Nope. This is a spite board, dumbass. ;)
I don't know what that means, so I'll just have to keep hoping that you'll go away. Sad!
LOL You really are one stupid little niglet. LOOK AT THE TOP LEFT OF YOUR SCREEN! ::) Really? Seriously.
Yeah, I know. I saw that years ago. Jesus, do I have to spell it out on your palm like Helen Keller?^^^^^^
^^^^^^
Backpedaling stupid lil niglet.
https://i.imgur.com/uZMLFen.mp4You brown little retard, I don't click on anything you post. Fuck are you weak. You and your 2002 posting style.
You brown little retard, I don't click on anything you post. Fuck are you weak. You and your 2002 posting style.
"How to Use Ellgab"That looks like your work.
Posting .mp4 files
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Two years ago. You're one of big shots here; you fix it. Twit.
[edit] Smol pener twit.
[2nd edit] "My mind and intelligence is not stupid" Did you write that?
@KSM Ok here are some pictures of that situation with that floor I had asked about.@Walks_At_Night
Carpet was beyond redemption so I pulled it up and removed the pad. So the question was that I should scrap off the remaining bits of pad, then sand off the adhesive, wash the floor [was planning on using TSP] and then seal it. If laying down LVP, do I need to worry about the expansion joints that were cut into the concrete or not? Had a guy over to give me a quote - his offer was I remove carpet and pad, I get the odor out of the floor and seal it and his crew would come in and install about 950 square feet of LVP to match what is already in the house for $15,000. Told him to screw off. Its vinyl it ain't teak.
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@Walks_At_Night
15,000. ? 950 SQ FT! That is truly a "WHAT THE ACTUALL FUCK!?" kind of quote.
Scraping all that loose and not so loose crap off is necessary. I know it's a bitch. Personally, I would go the TSP route (not all floor guys would) and then lay down plastic if your product is a click-lock for vapor barrier. If you have a glue down product, TSP and seal it (let stand) and apply your glue and flooring when the surface is ready. I HATE glue down planking. Click-lock, baby.
Hope this helps.
PS Can I assume that your door jambs are already under-cut so your flooring can go under, not around?
I would totally fuck you on that floor before and after the new carpeting goes in.*audible out loud crack up* That was pretty good. ;D
*audible out loud crack up* That was pretty good. ;D
Dude, how the fuck am I supposed to respond to that!?
Roll over and present the booty.
@TigerLily
So, you've lived about as long as you care too, then?No, not at all. It's just that I know that you, and Tigerlily, and Bart - as well as many others on the various "gab" boards WHACK OFF TO THE NUMEROUS SINFUL MANBEAST IMAGES of me that can be found on the interwebs.
and i'm not g'hey
THE NUMEROUS SINFUL MANBEAST IMAGES of me that can be found on the interwebs.
Littleton is close to my new area (Greenwood Village) I talked to a drummer from Littleton tonight. Nice guy, great drummer. That fucking @PolkaDot lives in Denver so I'll have to watch out for the witches' cauldron. I don't want to wind up in there! :oWhy does everyone always assume I’m a Witch!? Never mind, don’t answer that.
Why does everyone always assume I’m a Witch!? Never mind, don’t answer that.
Good to hear @KSM , I’ll expect you every Monday and Thursday to mow the lawn. Do it early, once the heat of the day comes in plant life gets a little sad. Don’t forget to give a little extra water to my fruit trees in the back if it’s going to be particularly hot. Also, make sure the wood is chopped and stacked neatly by Wednesday evening. I have thecovengirls over on Thursdays and Saturdays and like things to be tidy and ready to go. Last bit, first Monday of the month I’d like you to clean the windows. The pool boy used to do it but I’m giving him the summer off as a treat for being such a good boy.
You know how to live @PolkaDot . We may have to share our favorite spells and potions. Since you are getting @KSM in your sphere of influence maybe you can give me some pointers for my bi-curious @HamsterMuscle@TigerLily from the looks of things @HamsterMuscle and @KSM should just fuck and get it over with. I have a feeling neither will be satisfied but at least they’ll get their man-angst out and the rest of us don’t have to watch.
@TigerLily from the looks of things @HamsterMuscle and @KSM should just fuck and get it over with. I have a feeling neither will be satisfied but at least they’ll get their man-angst out and the rest of us don’t have to watch.
You sure I can't watch? :-\
You sure I can't watch? :-\It’s your jello pit. You make the rules.
Tickets go on sale once the pants go down.You missed the part where ^almost ^ no one wants to watch.
You sure I can't watch? :-\ Hamster is pitching :)Lol 😆 nice edit
You missed the part where ^almost ^ no one wants to watch.
And I have the 10.75" corndog that none of you will ever have the pleasure of eating. Pack o' damn fucked up thread ruining shitcunts.
And I have the 10.75" corndog that none of you will ever have the pleasure of eating. Pack o' damn fucked up thread ruining shitcunts.Doesn’t Canada use the metric system and you mean 10.75 cm not 10.75”?
Go ahead and laugh, but KSM has a tight, bouncy ass. It's a lot of fun when he really gets going.
Doesn’t Canada use the metric system and you mean 10.75 cm not 10.75”?
Doesn’t Canada use the metric system and you mean 10.75 cm not 10.75”?
@KSM have you ever eaten an Italian Beef sandwich?@GravitySucks
Go to this place on University in Denver. Order a beef/sausage combo “wet” with sweet and hot peppers. And a side order of fries.
They aren’t quite as good as the ones you would get in Chicago but they are passable. The bread just isn’t quite right.
https://mustardslaststandcolorado.com/
@GravitySucks
No I have not. But that sounds quite good. Beef sausage with sweet and hot peppers? I'm there. :)
PS: I snapped me a picture of your post. I shall not forget! I'll treat @PolkaDot to lunch. She'll drive.
She only eats one hotdog per year, or so I’m told.
Well, I guess that's her "spousal unit" 's problem. ;D poor fella :-\
@KSM have you ever eaten an Italian Beef sandwich?
Go to this place on University in Denver. Order a beef/sausage combo “wet” with sweet and hot peppers. And a side order of fries.
They aren’t quite as good as the ones you would get in Chicago but they are passable. The bread just isn’t quite right.
https://mustardslaststandcolorado.com/
I'm going to be making this tomorrow for dinner:
https://iowagirleats.com/crock-pot-italian-beef-sandwiches/
There are only five ingredients, and three of them are not to be found here. Pepperocinis I got through "a friend." I am making my own giardiniera (currently in the flavor blending dwell) and my own Italian dressing mix. Oh, and hoagy buns are also not available here, so I will have to bootleg with some French bread batards.
Had a quick taste of the giardiniera, and it is sublime. I can already imagine it on the sandwich.
A true Italian beef sandwich has beef sliced the consistency of thinly sliced roast beef. In the future you can save yourself some time by making a thin gravy using the ingredients in that recipe and just dunking rare roast beef from the deli in it until it’s warm. Don’t overcook it.
They don’t have any restaurants near me that serve it so that’s pretty much how I make mine when I’m not eating Thai food.
That's an interesting idea and I may try that out. Finding a deli that can cut thinly-sliced beef could be a challenge.
As for the sandwich in this recipe, I have no preconceived ideas about what an "Italian beef sandwich" tastes like, so as long as it tastes good, I'm down with it.
I will be taking the Starlight Amtrak train from Seattle to Los Angeles later this month (a 38 hour trip) and if this recipe works out, I will bring a couple along with me. Maybe I will find someone to share it with. A different situation, on a stop-over in Korea, with a gourmet homemade hamburger, happened once before.
@KSM Is that your guitar as your avatar. (That rhymed. Should be a song title) Anyway, it immediately reminded me of Return of the Living Dead.Yes, @ShayP it is mine. It's a dreamy thing.
Brains!
Thanks for the advice KSM and Sean - I took the smelly carpet to the landfill so there will be no fucking on it -sorry.
We got a flyer in the mail so wife called that guy for the qoute. He seemed to be a middle man type. Perhaps he didn't dig my accent and decided to stick it to the Yankee. I wanted to do the clean up and sealing myself because I'll be deligent to get the funk out. May end up just laying down the floor too. This LVP stuff shouldn't take a whole of skill or will it?
LOL! Imagine the potential for streaming this event live. Chefist needs to get busy setting this up, maybe sell tickets. Trying to “share” anything with Falkie could be a potentially life threatening event. ;D
…You’ll be passing right through Martinez. You should try sharing one with Senda.
You’ll be passing right through Martinez. You should try sharing one with Senda.
Oh my god! Blow me. I just know that I am going to be thinking about what you said while eating my sandwich. Fucking cockblocker.
My wife and daughter are away visiting and I am enjoying being home alone. Would it be wrong to change the locks and not let them back? @KSMI know how it feels. :)
My wife and daughter are away visiting and I am enjoying being home alone. Would it be wrong to change the locks and not let them back? @KSM
Is there such a thing as too much alcohol in one day? @KSM
Bullshit Answer: Hell NO! Drink dat shit on down!
The Answer: Of course, and you know that. I prefer quality over quantity. AND I'M GOOD AT IT. Hopefully you're enjoying yourself very much. I will now go meet my very attractive neighbor (from upstairs) across the street at the craft beer garden. I still need to get a good look at her ass but the rest of her is FI-IIiine!
Cheers.
Update: She has a flat bum. I'm out!Too bad, I was hoping her butt would be on fire and you’d have to pee on it to put it out.
Update: She has a flat bum. I'm out!They can’t all be Kardashians…
Re your last upload to the Ask Bart thread. Do you play through an amp and record it with a mic, or is this direct into your recorder? Horns and strings I know, guitars not so much.Yeah, everything is recorded dinosaur style. The mic and the source. I should consider branching out and getting with the times though. Or not.. :-\
They can’t all be Kardashians…I'll tell you about her when our coffee arrives.
They can’t all be Kardashians…
I'll tell you about her when our coffee arrives.We should go girlfriend shopping. I have excellent taste in women @KSM .
We should go girlfriend shopping. I have excellent taste in women @KSM .YES! So you take me to the chicks with round asses store? :D
YES! So you take me to the chicks with round asses store? :DIt’s by invitation only. Very exclusive. Maintenance can be high though and your mileage may very.
We should go girlfriend shopping. I have excellent taste in women @KSM .
Ok @KSM - who is your fave?
- Ultra Violent Ray in the preppy sweater
- Richard the Lion Hearted in the plaid shirt
- Putrid Peace Maker Paulie in the white shirt
My take is this. Ray burns with an intense, competitive spirit that burns bright inside him. He will do *anything* to win - including kicking a man when he is down. He is a major dick but you want him on your team. The Claude Lemieux of the rest home. Richard has all the guts in the world. He gets pounded but won't quit. One tough mother even if he has no great aptitude. He is Dave Semenko. Paulie just gets BTFO consistently. No one likes or respects him. He's Sean Avery all the way.
https://twitter.com/TansuYegen/status/1570305808310898689
Boys will be boys. Must have been an earthquake going on. They can't be falling down from those sissy punches. But they are all going to break a hip and then they can have wheelchair racesSleeps_At_Night is locked in the Home for the Old n' Creepy. The scuffle you're seeing takes place at the front door of said facility. From what I hear, they couldn't agree on a way to break Sleeps out so falling to the ground match ensued. @TigerLily
Hey @KSM Do you think this is @Sleeps_At_Night 's posse?
Vola Guitars supposedly in a store near you. Get rid of that Varay wannabe Yngwie copier George Lynch guitar and buy a work of craftsmanship!@sean92008 You first!! yes?
https://www.volaguitar.com/
www.flipside-music.com
(A Canadian channel, too.)
@sean92008 You first!! yes?
EDIT: Watched the video. It's actually a beautiful axe, and I love its versatility. hmm impressed.
The closest store is something like 90 plus miles away, other stores have rights to carry it but they're not actually stocking the guitars, they just got the rights and nobody else can. Whoever is handling their American distribution is not very bright. The store should have something like a four guitar buy-in with a minimum of two guitars in stock at any one time after that. This guy at one store told me they just have the ability to order, never had any in stock. That's probably the case in Denver also. ☹️The still shot of the guitar in the video doesn't do it justice. Fuck that thing is gorgeous all the way through.
The still shot of the guitar in the video doesn't do it justice. Fuck that thing is gorgeous all the way through.While the wood is beautiful, the gap coming off of the body seems massive.
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Took a look. Net says that Flipside Music is a dealer. @sean92008
I'm drooling at this darling..
https://flipside-music.com/collections/used-guitars/products/used-fender-thinline-telecaster-72
While the wood is beautiful, the gap coming off of the body seems massive.GAP? What the hell are you seeing?
GAP? What the hell are you seeing?
It's uneven looking, the tilt-o-matic wouldn't make this needed...
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I asked Bart about Solo guitars, I don't think I asked you... Any experience with them? What ya' think of them?Actually you are the first to bring this company to my attention. I was on the site last looking around. It looks like a lot of fun.
It's getting seriously close.
https://www.solomusicgear.com/product/solo-fb-style-diy-guitar-kit-basswood-body-maple-neck/
https://www.solomusicgear.com/product/solo-sg-style-diy-guitar-kit-basswood-body-set-neck-3-pick-ups/
Why can’t Ryan O’Neal be featured in Name the Nose? Does gazing at his schnozz make you question your sexual orientation?
Pick a theme that will necessitate Ryan OH Neil and I'll put it up. It'll be a five honker extravaganza! Peter Sellers could be in there.. perhaps. @whoozit
Stars from the movie A Bridge Too Far - lots of big names in there. Including O'Neal.That is actually a good idea.
Hey, Kiss Some Mexicans.I too, miss that kneegrow. Too bad @Bart Ell BANNED JayGab! :'(
Where is my Negro Amigo? Did he get popped for robbing a liquor store? Got caught sparking a Splib and had his parole violated?
I too, miss that kneegrow. Too bad @Bart Ell BANNED JayGab! :'(
Your lies are why you are lonely!Heh-heh-heh :D
Your lies are why you are lonely!
Hey fucker. Where's my property?You asking me or @Bart Ell ?
KSM - Had a little fun on the LAX to DFW flight did you?Airplanes haunted by constipated ghosts?
Airplanes haunted by constipated ghosts?
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I am pretty sure I heard his ghost colon say LET'S BLOW.
Heh-heh-heh :DI’ve also said you’re an asshole. Are you going to hold that against me too @KSM ? ???
WTF How can I be lonely with you following me around all over the place. And I'm only as lonely as I want to be. I AM VERY PICKY! Or.. "Judgy" as @PolkaDot tells me I am.
I’ve also said you’re an asshole. Are you going to hold that against me too @KSM ? ???Potato Potahto
Potato PotahtoI’ve never called you a potato
OK, @KSM, what do I do about my buzz? I’m now thinking it’s in the old mixer I use to control audio from multiple computers going into my amp.Are you using an unshielded cable?
OK, @KSM, what do I do about my buzz? I’m now thinking it’s in the old mixer I use to control audio from multiple computers going into my amp.Hmm. I wish I could help but I am unfamiliar with your setup. You may have to unhook everything and back engineer if you haven't already tried that. Wish I could be more help. I didn't think you were going to ask me this one.
Yeah, that what comes out of two of the computers. My music computer connects out of a Focusrite audio box. I need to listen there through headphones and see if the noise is there. I hear the noise without any of the synths turned on.
At least you don’t say thrown them in the trash. I have 50-60000 patches for the Kurzweils. As a famous musician once said, sound chasing never ends.When we moved to Washington I of course had to reassemble my studio desk ETC. The rats nest behind what looks like a nice clean setup is unbeleivable, even though I tried to trim it down from the way it was up north. Once it was all set back up there were problems with signal levels through the rackmount units. I took pictures before the move, took all precautions and used all the same cords and cables but still, fucking issues. One day about two weeks after we were moved in I put on an open lines with Art Bell extavaganza (9 hours worth) and went to work retracing my steps and troubleshooting. A-lot of swearing and booze that day but it worked out and I was back in business.
You asking me or @Bart Ell ?
Answer me.::)
Dear Weirdo aka @KSMWell, darling, I have since changed it. It's just too gross.
Serious question. What the hell is your avatar? I'm going to guess it's remodeling for making a female into hemale. But I'm not sure. And why would you look that up? And post it? Have you run into any of these at the gym? Or at urinals? Or is it something else completely? This is more than one question
Boys will be boys. Must have been an earthquake going on. They can't be falling down from those sissy punches. But they are all going to break a hip and then they can have wheelchair racesYoung lady I'll have you know that I had my share of posse over the years. Even married one just for her posse. @TigerLily
Hey @KSM Do you think this is @Sleeps_At_Night 's posse?
Young lady I'll have you know that I had my share of posse over the years. Even married one just for her posse. @TigerLily
Young lady I'll have you know that I had my share of posse over the years. Even married one just for her posse. @TigerLilyIs it just me, or is Sleeps getting creepier? :o
Is it just me, or is Sleeps getting creepier? :o
Yes @PolkaDot . I think @KSM is teaching him how to be a dirty old man
Wrong thread
@Bart Ell Can we please just change her screen-name to Lily ? She doesn't own any tigers, nor has she rode or trained one so let's get real here!
um.. Lily.. I will celebrate my 45th on the 14th. This Friday. In no way can I teach that old guy new things. You can get me something if you like? @TigerLily
@Bart Ell Can we please just change her screen-name to Lily ? She doesn't own any tigers, nor has she rode or trained one so let's get real here!
um.. Lily.. I will celebrate my 45th on the 14th. This Friday. In no way can I teach that old guy new things. You can get me something if you like? @TigerLily
@Bart Ell Can we please just change her screen-name to Lily ? She doesn't own any tigers, nor has she rode or trained one so let's get real here!
I've never delivered papers
@KSM are you still alive and kicking? if so, how was your weekend?I'm very well, Damon. I am alive and I was actually kicking only two nights ago. Literally kicking.
This is probably more of a question for Bart, but...The Dean. With or without the goofy signatures.
Explorer, V or Dean?
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I think the lad did the right thing. What say you @KSM?Well, kissing stumpy legged Bertha would have been the wrong thing. The lad did the right thing indeed but I'm guessing that he, himself, is not exactly raking in the kisses and screws.
https://twitter.com/BornAKang/status/1596325165570428928
Poser
That's a nice Xmas tree you bought there, KSM. You gonna put it up yourself?
Or just put it in the living room?
Well, now we know what the "P" stands for.
@TigerLily
@KSM how are you doing? did you have an awesome Thanksgiving dinner??I had nicely seasoned game hen glazed in honey, butter, and its own juices. Stuffed it with bacon, lemon, and fresh herbs. Was damn delicious.
I had nicely seasoned game hen glazed in honey, butter, and ShayP's own special juices. Stuffed it with bacon, lemon, and fresh herbs. Was damn delicious.
FIFYActually each hen was $4.49 I couldn't imagine paying fifty dollars for a game hen.
Actually each hen was $4.49 I couldn't imagine paying fifty dollars for a game hen.
I see what you did there.
Good. I feared you’d headed west for duck.
I feared you’d headed west for duck.
I meant west of Denver.I am neither East nor West of said city. I am IN said city. Denva'
I can head east to Duck. ;)I had forgotten about that. I’ve been there. Have you been to Frog Level or Tick Bite?
These are YOUR COOKIES
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I had forgotten about that. I’ve been there. Have you been to Frog Level or Tick Bite?
@KSM were you aware that I am an expert in identifying birds?I did not know that. Surely you have neglected to post that amongst your filth. It is interesting.
I did not know that. Surely you have neglected to post that amongst your filth. It is interesting.
Try me. Post a pic.
Ok @HamsterMuscle Don't cheat. Three word named bird.
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Try me. Post a pic.
Yep, that's a bird all right.
I would have gotten it even if you hadn't given it away.
Are you seated on the throne peeking out of the water closet for your latest avatar? @KSM
No. It was a take on..Context can be important sometimes.
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Too tough?
@KSMYou wouldn't have thought of any of this 3 months ago. Get your head out of his ass. You have other work to do.
Do you think Elon likes his own penis? When he sits down for “Elon time” do you think he does so with roses, some nice lube, and a beautiful sonata playing in the background? Or do you think he furiously raw-dogs his fist with loud German metal blasting at an 11 through his Tesla Flamethrower headphones?
I am fabulous @damon - how are you?@JUAN I'm doing great.
@KSMDude's got a killer logo too! Hmm, curious. I WONDER ;) if it's any good? Too much bread can bung you up and leave you dropping out single coils only. ;D @sean92008
Making good bread? It looks like it should have humbuckers.
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Dude's got a killer logo too! Hmm, curious. I WONDER ;) if it's any good? Too much bread can bung you up and leave you dropping out single coils only. ;D @sean92008
Like what I see here..
https://www.daveskillerbread.com/products
OMG. I eat Dave's Killer Bread. This is 21 grains but I prefer Good Seed
My kid bought it for me, where can I buy some of my own?
This stuff is like crack, I bet they puta cup full3 grams of sugar in everyloafserving 😁
@PB The Adorable Retard , if you don’t use a sugar, how do you feed the yeast so the bread rises?
I could eat a single multigrain loaf in a single sitting. Very good, you can taste the various grains, it's not like big company bread that just kind of has an overall taste of wood.Interesting picture. Sort of woundlike.
In the meantime, I've been craving the taste of alcohol. Rum raisin and honey on ice cream... The consequences of my craving? Diabetes, alcoholism and the inhumane treatment of bees as independent creatures.
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That is almost the sugar content per slice as most fast food hamburger buns. Gross. I'll pass on Dave's Killer Bread. Dave wants to kill us all with high cortisol levels. Seems almost counterproductive to kill off your customers.
[edit] Based on the information on their packaging, they should be getting 13 slices per loaf, which is somewhat less than one cup of sugar per loaf.
@PB The Adorable Retard , if you don’t use a sugar, how do you feed the yeast so the bread rises?
I'm learning about making bread! EllGab is like a school of life.
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If you are interested, I can drop a couple of basic recipes to your PM. Great to start with, very easy but tasty results, and you can just riff from there.
@JUAN I use instant yeast, which doesn't require proofing. But even so, proofing your yeast shouldn't require a cup of sugar. A tablespoon at the most.I learned that I’m allergic to wheat, so haven't made bread in years. I used a small amount of sugar, but more usually used honey or molasses. It worked pretty well using whole wheat flour and whatever oyher grains I could find.
What do you do and how does it work for you?
I learned that I’m allergic to wheat, so haven't made bread in years. I used a small amount of sugar, but more usually used honey or molasses. It worked pretty well using whole wheat flour and whatever oyher grains I could find.
I learned that I’m allergic to wheat, so haven't made bread in years. I used a small amount of sugar, but more usually used honey or molasses. It worked pretty well using whole wheat flour and whatever oyher grains I could find.
No. Too much trouble. I’ll eat something else.
No. Too much trouble. I’ll eat something else.
I don't know where this will be seen by the most eyes... Where should it go, @KSM?This is as good as place as any. Everybody likes me so they often check here to see what's going on, so.. posting it here will assure that it will be seen by all. Even me. I saw it because I wanted to see what I was doing. Thank you, Sean.
https://facebookuserprivacysettlement.com/#submit-claim
Dave's Killer Bread follow-up...
I never realized that breads were sliced in odd numbers and nutritional facts would be based on one slice...
I hear you @JUAN Here's a couple of recipes that are simple and taste sensational:
White chicken chili, five ingredients, short cooking time. I add avocado pieces and cilantro, but you do you.
https://www.gimmesomeoven.com/5-ingredient-easy-white-chicken-chili-recipe/
Mr. Adorable
... That's because I provide them with recipes, makeup advice, and listen sympathetically while they go on and on about some chick at work who looked at them the wrong way...
You're ghey, we know, you told us already.
@KSM How are you doing? Whats new with you??Doing well.
Am I weak for preferring to bend notes on my Les Paul? When I do it on one of my strats my fingers look like a cheese stick that was attacked by a grater. @KSMTo the first part about grater fingers.. play more often an build up that skin. I suspect you may already know that?
Is it worth upgrading from an Epiphone to a Gibson if I’m not playing professionally?
Ever heard of Ed Roman?He a Catholic fella'?
He a Catholic fella'?
@Bardell Have you ever heard of Ed Roman?
Don't say wrong thread.
He made Chibsons before Chibson made Chibsons.Oh THAT Ed Roman. Who doesn't know who he is!? @sean92008 Yeah I know who he is. Why do you ask?
Oh THAT Ed Roman. Who doesn't know who he is!? @sean92008 Yeah I know who he is. Why do you ask?
It was a flash thought and I figured, you being in Canadia and all, you might have heard of him either through his New York years or when he was in Vegas.
I remember him as a guy who had piss smelling breath, called Beatles fans BeatleKidnostads (OK, a bit hyperbolic but he was right about that) and he wanted to hire me. After meeting with him, I kind of didn't want to work with him. His daughter also died of interesting circumstances.
Me and my music friends would sit around and read his rants out loud in a New York accent. While he was occasionally spot on, most of the time he was just a blow hard.
The thing I take away most from him is what he called the "pool rout." I always hated those myself. I always felt they fed back more and they certainly didn't have the growl that a body mounted pickup had over a pickguard-mounted pickup.
..But I'm not in Canada..
I've removed all pickguards from all Les Pauls. Much better look that way too.
When Ed Roman shat in porcelain, you were in Mapleland.Ok.. but I'm still not seeing the connection. Why does any of it matter with regards to my location at any given time?
Ok.. but I'm still not seeing the connection. Why does any of it matter with regards to my location at any given time?
@Bardell What is going on here?
C'mon man. Checking out far away guitar stores online was a big thing. Before that, catalogs were the thing. Manny's NY, Sam Ash, Musician's Center & Guitar Friend.But I bought all my guitars in person in PG or Vancouver whenever there. A great place called Axis Music on E Hastings which is a crazed shithole now. The street, not the store. Store been gone for 20 years now I think..
But I bought all my guitars in person in PG or Vancouver whenever there. A great place called Axis Music on E Hastings which is a crazed shithole now. The street, not the store. Store been gone for 20 years now I think..
I have NEVER bought gear online.
Are you going to celebrate the Canadian and US Thanksgivings?Yes my friend I am. And will.
Nice run man. What do you think you can do timewise on a Denver to Cheyenne jaunt?Wow. I actually enjoyed that. 25 mins.. didn't think I would take the dive and commit, but I did.
Learn to read a map.*sigh* It was stressfull. The traffic was moving extremely fast, horns honking everywhere, me in a big u-haul with Vera in the passenger side could not just unfold a newspaper sized map. No.
We were on a road trip once and relied on the GPS. We called her Gypsy. But after a few days downgraded her to GympyDid it take you off course? @TigerLily
Did it take you off course? @TigerLily
Coupla different times. Bitch 😾I wonder if tit was the same app.
Sweet new Bigfoot video shot in Colorado. You gonna go find it KSM? Beat its hairy ass, lock it in a cage and charge people $10 to look at the thing.
Sweet new Bigfoot video shot in Colorado. You gonna go find it KSM? Beat its hairy ass, lock it in a cage and charge people $10 to look at the thing.Hmmm very interesting. Trying to scale it to the foliage and rocks and it seems a tad short. Perhaps it's a junior out for a stroll.
@KSM Connie Willis is coming to an area near you. Her excessive giggling during fellatio would be something to experience.
Sorry, you probably don't know who she is... ??
Yes.
Is she the giggler on C2C?
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Do you plan on getting any free meals today?
@KSM Are you planning to have a merry Christmas??AHh
What position is the dentist going to be in tonight?No dentist tonight. I can't handle the talking. And more talking, and more talking over talking she's already talked. She doesn't stop. Either in person or on the phone. She just, doesn't, stop, talking. EVER!
She farts in her sleep too. So there's that as well!
... There is a saying, "never tell your friends your plans"...
... No dentist tonight. I can't handle the talking. And more talking, and more talking over talking she's already talked. She doesn't stop. Either in person or on the phone. She just, doesn't, stop, talking. EVER!...
That's perfect for a dentist! Strap them in the chair, numb them up, and chatter away.
AHh@KSM As long i don't see you on the 5pm news for something bad, that is the only thing that counts.
There is a saying, "never tell your friends your plans"
It is my intention to have a wonderful Christmas, and all things being equal - I shall.
No dentist tonight. I can't handle the talking. And more talking, and more talking over talking she's already talked. She doesn't stop. Either in person or on the phone. She just, doesn't, stop, talking. EVER!
She farts in her sleep too. So there's that as well!
Hey @KSM...
When did including sales tax in calculating a food server tip need to be included?
It's bullshit, if ya' ask me.
AHh
There is a saying, "never tell your friends your plans"
It is my intention to have a wonderful Christmas, and all things being equal - I shall.
No dentist tonight. I can't handle the talking. And more talking, and more talking over talking she's already talked. She doesn't stop. Either in person or on the phone. She just, doesn't, stop, talking. EVER!
She farts in her sleep too. So there's that as well!
Virtue signaling. 15% on food and drink used to be the top of the baseline tip range (the anal retentive among us actually carried around calculators to ensure it was to the penny, which was ridiculous, and had their wives double check it) more if truly exceptional, less if truly undeserving.
Then people started bragging about how they always left 20%, and it was on. I of course keep a list of servers to include in my Will...
How's this for an added soundtrack to a day in your life?
Hey @KSM...
When did including sales tax in calculating a food server tip need to be included?
It's bullshit, if ya' ask me.
She outdoes that!...
If she ever lets you say anything, ask her if she misses talking to her dental clients when they come in. Might be hilariously insightful.LOL. Yeah I can only imagine. Poor souls. She did all the dental work for the Oklahoma collage football team before selling her practice. I wonder if her voice stayed with them when they played.... :P
LOL. Yeah I can only imagine. Poor souls. She did all the dental work for the Oklahoma collage football team before selling her practice. I wonder if her voice stayed with them when they played.... :P
Humm...
That's what she said! ;D
@KSM did you hear about what's going on at Taco Bell?? Also do you like taco bell??
https://kfor.com/news/consumer/taco-bell-has-brought-back-one-of-its-most-beloved-items/
Not that there's anything wrong with that...
(NBC idioms thread, it's a Must Read TV thread.)
@KSM Whats new with you today???December 9th.
I have seen a YouTube video on this, bought and paid for by Temu...
A fun toy? A legitimate tool?
https://a.co/d/fVfrmeN
When I played guitar, I only used a tube screamer.
While on a subject of guitar crap, I like this guy.
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What do you think of 'Free Sardines' for a band name?As in sardines for free, or free the captive sardines? I immediately thought of Free Willy. I've opened my share of cans of sardines on stage.
As in sardines for free, or free the captive sardines? I immediately thought of Free Willy. I've opened my share of cans of sardines on stage.I haven't heard that euphemism before.
KSM Did you have a merry christmas? How is your new year so far?
Is Jeff Loomis a big deal? He's been making all these recommended news articles. I just remember him as a guy from Nevermore.Well you've caught me with my pants down. Who is Jeff Loomis, and what is Nevermore?
Well you've caught me with my pants down. Who is Jeff Loomis, and what is Nevermore?...
Reminds me, ever get around to seeing The Birds?Funny enough I was talking to someone (Tea Ell) two days ago about that. I have made my plan to do so on Thursday afternoon. 2PM MT. You can clearly see it in my Hitchcock folder..
Funny enough I was talking to someone (Tea Ell) two days ago about that. I have made my plan to do so on Thursday afternoon. 2PM MT. You can clearly see it in my Hitchcock folder..
Well ok then. You want the black and white original version, not colorized.How were you able to play it from a screenshot? ;D
I TELL you, skip the red bean KitKats and get the banana.Yikes.. Think I'll opt for the Wuhan Mystery Bar.
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Yikes.. Think I'll opt for the Wuhan Mystery Bar.
The fuck is that about?
The Japanese are perverts with their girls and their candy...Aren't they inta' poo, too? I've heard that the little Jappy businessmen like to hire western women to gittem' all mucky n' such.
Aren't they inta' poo, too? I've heard that the little Jappy businessmen like to hire western women to gittem' all mucky n' such.
What a weird world. ick
"This is the strangest life I've ever known"
8!TC4 T1T5?Well sir, you have me at a disadvantage as I do not understand the question. The second part looks like TiTs. Booobies..
Well sir, you have me at a disadvantage as I do not understand the question. The second part looks like TiTs. Booobies..
The second part looks like TiTs. Booobies..
TiTs. Booobies? You returned it then?
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8!TC4 T1T5?
What the 'Ell are you guys talking about? @sean92008 This is all about your question. They're turning it into a horrific sex doll masturbating revolution.
Bitch Tits
Aye yi yi.Hmm still, drawing a blank. OH! You mean Vera's nipples? She never birthed a litter so they've been all for not.
I can say no more.
Hmm still, drawing a blank. OH! You mean Vera's nipples? She never birthed a litter so they've been all for not.
10:27
Argh.
;D
Actually I woke at 3:03am this morning but fell swiftly back to dreamland.
You're trolling me, aren't you? You know full well. Just because it's like zero fuck degrees outside, doesn't give you a right to pick on somebody in Southern California.It is something else kinda cold out there. To the bone, fingers fall off, face cracks in half sorta shit.
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I hope you have a jacket for Vera when you take her out.
It is something else kinda cold out there. To the bone, fingers fall off, face cracks in half sorta shit.
She has her winter coat in full bloom. Was going to walk across the street to go into the office for a bit but that seems daunting and unappealing.
If I go I'll take her and she can lay around and pout like she does there. Novelty wears off rather quickly after the elevator ride. Although she does like looking out the windows way down at the traffic.
Does she at least have boots?Booties? On her? Heck no. We must remember where she grew up for the first 9 years of her life. Right now it is -42C in that town. Back then she would go outside to do her business and then be at the back door within 5 minutes. And wherever I walk her is never farther than about 200 ft from one of the building entrances while the weather is like this. I am going into work from 3-4 and I'll take her and bitch tits with me.
It's not like she's a farm dog, she lives in your house and is probably quite soft compared to dogs that live in a barn or in a run outside with a stupid plastic dog house.
My Mexican neighbors...not speaking to me anymore.
Sounds about right.
My choices were listen to the dog cry all night in the cold until Spring, call the police, or explain at 3am what they couldn't quite grasp at 3pm. I mentioned their background as it turns out different cultures have different values when it comes to the treatment of animals. Been to a cockfight lately?
Is this guy right, KSM?Bloody hell that was hard to listen to. Don't you just wanna punch whoever is speaking as hard as you can in the face over and over and ooover?
Bloody hell that was hard to listen to. Don't you just wanna punch whoever is speaking as hard as you can in the face over and over and ooover?
Answer: Fuck No. The PL 350 adhesive that we used (when I worked for the guy that got me started) went on and stayed on. You can scrape, rip, heat off carpet but the hardened glue was now one with the slab. You could sand it down for a nice smooth surface though. That said, I have never seen anything like the video being done before so maybe? But I really doubt it. Ground temp under the slab has to also be taken into consideration on when the glue was originally applied.
When I started up independently I made the decision to avoid carpet and lino ETC. Anything that has to be glued down. AND in most cases pays about half per SQ FT as Hardwood, engineered hardwood and laminate.
Too much? Should I have just answered "I'm pretty sure that's a big bowl of BS" ?
@KSM did you know you can buy cowbells at Harbor Freight? $6.99 ea. + shipping.Ahh. I did not know that! I can't see myself ever using a CB for musical purposes, but I can imagine using one for an occasional ding while talking into a mic for a certain project I have undertaken.
https://www.harborfreight.com/steel-cowbell-97659.html (https://www.harborfreight.com/steel-cowbell-97659.html)
Have you ever considered adding cowbell to your musical endeavors? Probably better to choose them at the store to ensure just the right sound instead of ordering them online.
Is the dentist completely out of the picture now? I forget.
Is the dentist completely out of the picture now? I forget.Yup.
Yup.
Yip.
She had a strong repulsion to me when I would speak.
She was a very vocal liberal and would find ways to interject her views any chance she got. Even watching a movie she could find a way to rag on a FICTIONAL CHARACTER portrayed on screen. I had to pause the film and let her air herself out.
No pictures, but she had a 70's long haired natural looking cosmopolitan hippie thing going on. Ill bet she had closets full of hippie clothes.
Yup.
Yip.
She had a strong repulsion to me when I would speak.
She was a very vocal liberal and would find ways to interject her views any chance she got. Even watching a movie she could find a way to rag on a FICTIONAL CHARACTER portrayed on screen. I had to pause the film and let her air herself out.
No pictures, but she had a 70's long haired natural looking cosmopolitan hippie thing going on. Ill bet she had closets full of hippie clothes.
It was the lip smacking, wasn't it?More than a few jokes going on there.. but I shall show restraint.
More than a few jokes going on there.. but I shall show restraint.(((Me Showing Restraint)))
The jokes would be more entertaining if you were the dentist... Drilling, filling, shots, etc...
What do you think KSM? Which of the four options should I GroupOn?All You Can Eat seems to cover all of the above.
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KSM, If you can interview anyone, who would he or she be? The person that you want to interview can be from the beginning of time to now.
meOkay dokey. Thanks amigo.
Do you, @KSM, technically have a mullet?Can't say that I've ever had a mullet, but I did have a sort of mohawk for one road tour. Being the short-notice-step-in bass player can do that to a guy.
I vote mullet. He's more than halfway there with the wife beater. What say you, TL?It's a full head o' hair you jealous goofball. The shirt I'll give ya'. I have dozens of them. :P
It's a full head o' hair you jealous goofball. The shirt I'll give ya'. I have dozens of them. :P
Technically as I understand it, this is a classic wife beater.
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No stains, tears or elongated pit holes 😁😁😁
Damn, I gotta wake up early. Bad influence, this thread...
I don't think BVD makes wife beaters like Gildan does...
The only thing that I wear that's ribbed is, er, Haynes.
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I knew the RIBBED thing was going to garner something of a sorted sort.
Hey @damon Bart is a shitbarn-shithead-no-talent-earwax-face!
This has been two posts in one.
He takes a bow, and shows himself out.
@KSM How crooked does someone's teeth need to be before you wouldn't date her? Not sticking out or anything, just crooked.Well if it's down here I'm the foreigner.
Does her being a foreigner come into play?
Well if it's down here I'm the foreigner.
Crooked teeth is a touchy one. Even if she's hot I may have some trouble getting past it. I had braces so maybe it made me a teeth snob? Hmm. I dated a hotty in Victoria who had great teeth with the exception of one! Her bottom left front was broken on an angle like this> / :o and she didn't do anything to fix it. I could not get over it, she had money and a great job but just fucking left it like that. Couldn't do it. I couldn't go to the next level coz of it. I was broke and she paid for dinners and such expecting me to put out at some point, but when it wasn't happening she got angry and that was that. I actually told her I had to meet my mom down town on one night just to get out of going to her house to "thank her for dinner" Total Seinfeld stuff. ::)
Well if it's down here I'm the foreigner...
I mean a real foreigner.
@KSM I believe that I saw somewhere that you will be making Tacos for the Super Bowl. Would it be possible for you to post a pix of them? Curious to see if they beat Senda's.
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@KSM I believe that I saw somewhere that you will be making Tacos for the Super Bowl. Would it be possible for you to post a pix of them? Curious to see if they beat Senda's.Hmm. Mine look like the usual tacos that are made by the average white family every Tuesday night. It's what I do with the meat and cheese that set them apart even if not all that much to l00k at. But sure, I'll post pics and will be talking about it on E11.
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Competitive eating as a career came too late in his life to benefit Falkie.
Hmm. Mine look like the usual tacos that are made by the average white family every Tuesday night. It's what I do with the meat and cheese that set them apart even if not all that much to l00k at. But sure, I'll post pics and will be talking about it on E11.
Excellent news indeed!
The tacos or the 'cast?
Both! Gotta hear about this Microwave situation. Could be intenese.
Just the fact that his tacos are hard shell is questionable.
Nah. Who wants a floppy, limped dick, taco?
Who wants taco shell shards scratching up the inside of their mouth?
The Mexican maintenance guy has cause for alarm.
Corn taco shells, fried in grease is is the standard of quality.
Corn taco shells, fried in grease is is the standard of quality.I strain and compress my extra fine beef. No grease.
I strain and compress my extra fine beef. No grease.
I strain and compress my extra fine beef. No grease.
You just hate your blood-brain barrier and your joints! When you grow old, you will be a forgetful wheelchair-bound curmudgeon!Heh heh heh.. I assure you that I ingest my share of fats etc. Hell, butter every single day. But also fish oils that are great for joints. And I'm not exactly "young"
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You got enough material for the 'cast yet?Almost too much. May have to leave the Lyft ride to Costco for another time. Or maybe the "migrants". If you've ever seen the opening to ray bradbury theatre (series) where he's in a room at his desk surrounded by items, trinkets, and conversation pieces all around the room he narrates how he never runs out of stuff to write about. It's like that in my head. I can see a scuff on my floor from here. <THAT could keep me talking for 10 minutes alone. See?
You just hate your blood-brain barrier and your joints! When you grow old, you will be a forgetful wheelchair-bound curmudgeon!
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... Almost too much. May have to leave the Lyft ride to Costco for another time. Or maybe the "migrants". If you've ever seen the opening to ray bradbury theatre (series) where he's in a room at his desk surrounded by items, trinkets, and conversation pieces all around the room he narrates how he never runs out of stuff to write about. It's like that in my head. I can see a scuff on my floor from here. <THAT could keep me talking for 10 minutes alone. See?
Hot for a commie. She and her husband Diego Rivera are probably hot in hell.
Let's say you went to a festival, had a few tacos, and met that...She'd laugh in my face and shove me down in a mud puddle.
She'd laugh in my face and shove me down in a mud puddle.
What are your thoughts on Cherry Medicine and Fightin' For Life?
Cherry has a great chorus but I find the slow chunky verses a little sluggish.
Fightin' is upbeat and the better of the two IMO.
Whaa?HA!!! I thought I was posting in Ask Bart thread.
What are your thoughts on Cherry Medicine and Fightin' For Life?
Cherry has a great chorus but I find the slow chunky verses a little sluggish.
Fightin' is upbeat and the better of the two IMO.
Ksm, are you planning to have an awesome weekend?
@KSM doesn't seem like the guy that needs to plan that; ha ha ha ha ha.
Ksm, are you planning to have an awesome weekend?
Stop fluttering your eyelashes at him, you abandoned slut.are you butthurt?
are you butthurt?
Fucking furious. It's the Tabasco dildo for you next time.LOL
KSM, if you use beard oil in your beard does that make you gay. Thanks for the help. MaxWell, Max, this is a first. Hello.. @MAX
Well, Max, this is a first. Hello.. @MAX
Absolutely not! I am not a bearded fellow but I respect the beard guys nonetheless, and grooming is grooming! We must maintain! I use face creams and oils and all the normal stuff that chicks do, so if any of us is G'hey, I'm a raaaaging ass pirate!
Although, I'm not gay! But thank God @Peter Wyngarde is. I need a cigarette... ;)
Thank you this is very reassuring . I did not want to have to go buy cuffed jeans and vans.You're welcome, and of course.
Trouble with your sovereigns. Will you be ok?From here, Colorada', I will be just fine. If I were up there, kanada', I would be just fine.
https://twitter.com/TheInsiderPaper/status/1769305907068895605
From here, Colorada', I will be just fine. If I were up there, kanada', I would be just fine.
~~~I do hope that whatever the upcoming announcement is, that it's juicy and weird like some kind of David Icke shit!~~~ :D
Theory I saw is that Charles has pancreatic cancer so he's done. Katherine had her colon removed due to too much butt secks and she's done. William will then marry Taylor Swift, and she'll be the Queen. Nothing would surprise me anymore.
Theory I saw is that Charles has pancreatic cancer so he's done. Katherine had her colon removed due to too much butt secks and she's done. William will then marry Taylor Swift, and she'll be the Queen. Nothing would surprise me anymore.
Kind of boring. We need something better.How about.. Considering this for E30 or 31 some time within the next week.
Theory I saw is that Charles has pancreatic cancer so he's done. Katherine had her colon removed due to too much butt secks and she's done. William will then marry Taylor Swift, and she'll be the Queen. Nothing would surprise me anymore.
@KSM why do so many people who are proud of their musical snobbery hate the Eagles so much?I had no idea that was even a thing. Weird..
@KSM why do so many people who are proud of their musical snobbery hate the Eagles so much?
... I must say I love Joe Walsh, the dude was cool...
I had no idea that was even a thing. Weird..
@Bart Ell Anything?
Floor fucker.I sense Little D Disgruntledness.
The Eagles are crooks...
I don't have the link here as I watched the video on a different device, there is a YouTube channel called wings of Pegasus. The content producer, a guy called Phil, recently released evidence that the Eagles are pulling a Milli Vanilli. I would find no better justice than a class action lawsuit wanting a refund for concert tickets...
Hey @KSM remember the incident last summer when my neighbor clipped a bunch of bushes and tree branches and threw the clippings into my yard? And accused my lemon tree and rose bush of pushing their fence over?That very last part was what I was saying to myself while reading your post, but you beat me to it. And, yes, I absolutely remember the incident that seems to be ongoing. They are ACTUALLY now doing this in the 1st degree! You've made your point with them several times now but more and more it is evident that these people just don't care and trying to reason with them is like dealing with the BORG! Wow!
So today I go out to retrieve the trash cans, and there's a big ass branch in my yard under some trees and along the fence line. It's leaves tell me it's one of theirs, not mine. Where it was laying, there was no way a branch would come down thru my trees right there, it had to be moved there.
So I go next door and find that kind of tree out in the front yard. There is a spot on the street, sidewalk, and driveway with plenty of twigs and bark that would break off a big branch like that when it fell, I can see where the branch broke off from the tree right above all that, and more twigs and leaves it shed where it was clearly dragged up the street to my yard.
I was a lot less pleasant this time. Once again the 90 year old lady won't listen, blames me, threatens me, and makes a bunch of irrelevant comments. She goes back in the house and sends her son out. And of course he lies about it, saying there was a gravel truck stopped there and then backed up, so they must have broken it off and just moved it off the street. Still doesn't explain the debris where it was dragged, but hoping they got the message I let it go. After we discussed that, we went to the back yard where their fence is still down, I showed him that the fence was fine where my lemon tree is and where the rose bush is - so they lied about those branches being the cause - and that where it collapsed was in between. I showed him the rotten posts that broke off because last time someone rebuilt the fence they used untreated posts.
These people are mentally ill.
That very last part was what I was saying to myself while reading your post, but you beat me to it...
That's ok, the people on the other side think *I'm* crazy. Talking to them about their dog barking every day for hours on end - and basically right under my window so it echoes through the house - wasn't getting through to them.Well at least the dog thing has been resolved. Who cares if they like you or not. Hopefully Lily doesn't read that post.
You know what does get through? Banging on the door at 2am Monday morning to go over it.
I'm still shunned, and the dog's still quiet.
... Who cares if they like you or not...
That very last part was what I was saying to myself while reading your post, but you beat me to it. And, yes, I absolutely remember the incident that seems to be ongoing. They are ACTUALLY now doing this in the 1st degree! You've made your point with them several times now but more and more it is evident that these people just don't care and trying to reason with them is like dealing with the BORG! Wow!
This is escalating to whatever the next level is.......
And what IS the next level?
KSM how are you doing today? Who would you like to interview on your podcast? It could be anyone from the beginning of time to NOW.
Get one of those little Zoom recorders and go to where the homeless are.I thought of that but going to them seems like alot of work, and I would want to film it as well. Such efforts would for sure intrude on my nice little life.
@KSM Today I bought an old cigar box at a library sale for 25c (plus a bunch of books and magazines, but this is about the contents of the box).Nice!
To get the box, I had to take what was inside, which was 98 dice. 7 red, 3 green, and the rest are the typical white with black spots. 9 of the white ones are smaller than the others. They've all definitely been played with, a lot. What do I do with 98 of these things, and who has 98 dice to donate? (3 red ones say 'Fabulous Las Vegas' on them).
@KSM - have you been down to watch the fun?My day to day happenings for the most part take place here in my wonderful south Denver area and we just don't see any of it. And no, I did not know about this list of demands but I would like to thank you for infuriating me as I begin work this evening.
https://twitter.com/CitizenFreePres/status/1788295664218099815
I see there's a new job title - Migrant Advocate
@KSM Today I bought an old cigar box at a library sale for 25c (plus a bunch of books and magazines, but this is about the contents of the box).
To get the box, I had to take what was inside, which was 98 dice. 7 red, 3 green, and the rest are the typical white with black spots. 9 of the white ones are smaller than the others. They've all definitely been played with, a lot. What do I do with 98 of these things, and who has 98 dice to donate? (3 red ones say 'Fabulous Las Vegas' on them).
I am way behind on RBR.
I learned that the variable speed adjustment is sooo good at 1.4 for @KSM. It's the pace of what women speak at, which makes it easier to listen to as background noise 😁😁😁
Heh heh heh.. 1.4 huh. I'll have to check that out. :D
Still surprised that you have not adopted the stage name of Lance Manyum.
You could do a Bill Balance-type show. Google him.
KSM, How are you doing today??
I am well.Have fun at the range. Getting some trigger time is always good.
Coffee is brewing.
Heading to the range after breakfast.
There are many people on ellgab that could be on ksm show.
You're a pilot, aren't you? You're a candidate for a guest slot.Yes, I am a pilot.
Get @TigerLily on.
I will ask her. She would be good. @JUANok.
@damon Bart would be great, but I know he wouldn't. Not his thing.
@KSM Do you have a copy of the show from 08/03/99 with a guest in the first 2 hours named Joe Firmage that you would like to share? Was he on any other shows? The search function on coasttocoast website sucks.
@KSM Do you have a copy of the show from 08/03/99 with a guest in the first 2 hours named Joe Firmage that you would like to share? Was he on any other shows? The search function on coasttocoast website sucks.
I was looking for someone who had appeared multiple times, and I was looking for like 1995. It turns out that they didn't keep track of the guests or at least they didn't put it on the website until PremSuck took over, I think.No, Keith put that function in from the beginning. Keith and Art invented the synching of radio with web pages. When PremRat fired Keith the old site went away.
No, Keith put that function in from the beginning. Keith and Art invented the synching of radio with web pages. When PremRat fired Keith the old site went away.
@KSM Do you have a copy of the show from 08/03/99 with a guest in the first 2 hours named Joe Firmage that you would like to share? Was he on any other shows? The search function on coasttocoast website sucks.@GravitySucks I didn't answer your question in my first reply. To the best of my knowledge Art had him Joe Firmage on twice and he may have been on with another host at some point, but I only focus on Art content 94-04
Impressive feat to be sure but why?
How was your weekend KSM??I was actually with Bart over the weekend. He makes a lovely lobster bisque.
I was actually with Bart over the weekend. He makes a lovely lobster bisque.Ok
I was actually with Bart over the weekend. He makes a lovely lobster bisque.Btw ksm, he is still an asshole. But you're cool.
Btw ksm, he is still an asshole.His lobster bisque and oversized manly hands would soften your heart.
His lobster bisque and oversized manly hands would soften your heart.I guess that you like barts cooking
I guess that you like barts cookingYes. He is an extremely accomplished chef. I make it a point to fly up to his place for dinner once a month. He even has a helicopter landing on his compound. After dinner we usually retire to the billiards room for hot-yoga and a game of 8 ball. I drink. He doesn't. He's naturally high on life and it doesn't hurt that he's hyperactive. Dude plays tennis till 3am every night/morning.
Yes. He is an extremely accomplished chef. I make it a point to fly up to his place for dinner once a month. He even has a helicopter landing on his compound. After dinner we usually retire to the billiards room for hot-yoga and a game of nude 8-ball. I drink. He doesn't. He's naturally high on life and it doesn't hurt that he's hyperactive. Dude plays tennis till 3am every night/morning.
Yes. He is an extremely accomplished chef. I make it a point to fly up to his place for dinner once a month. He even has a helicopter landing on his compound. After dinner we usually retire to the billiards room for hot-yoga and a game of 8 ball. I drink. He doesn't. He's naturally high on life and it doesn't hurt that he's hyperactive. Dude plays tennis till 3am every night/morning.OK KSM, I'll let you have some time with Bart. I see that you have a MANCRUSH with Bart the troll master. Is it safe to say that he is the top and you're the bottom in this Bromance with El Barto?? If you two are an item then I will leave you two in Peace.
Does he serve pancakes afterwards?We serve each other bumcakes. GRRRRRAAAAAAAWWWWWHHHHH
OK KSM, I'll let you have some time with Bart. I see that you have a MANCRUSH with Bart the troll master. Is it safe to say that he is the top and you're the bottom in this Bromance with El Barto?? If you two are an item then I will leave you two in Peace.WHOOOAAA man where is THAT coming from? Bard and I are not GA'HEY! We're Canadians!
We serve each other bumcakes. GRRRRRAAAAAAAWWWWWHHHHHOk, what ever. I'll take your word on that you're not GAY.
WHOOOAAA man where is THAT coming from? Bart and I are not GA'HEY! We're Canadians!
Look. He has huge hands and wears a mean apron. That's it. Everything is on the table. No hanky panky Buster-Brown.
Ok, what ever. I'll take your word on that you're not GAY.I said we're not "Ga'Hey". What is this "GAY" you speak of?
I said we're not "Ga'Hey". What is this "GAY" you speak of?Whatever KSM, why are you friends with Bart the Evil Troll for?? If he is cooking good food for you, Just be careful. Its a trap.
How was your Birthday KSM?? Was your birthday good??Blissful. Feels good to be seven.
Why are you and Bart friends for??Because we've both had to deal with Bruce Bromley.
How are you doing today?
Do you like Coke or Pepsi?
KSM,
You doing okay man?
https://twitter.com/bestwildclips/status/1817216254203035769
Well that was delicious. My goodness. Was movie theme was he doing there? DAHN DAHN DAHN and so-on.. Godzilla?
Definitely a "Go ahead, make my day" kinda guy.
I don't know, but I wonder if that guy's a mean drunk. Or just a fun drunk.
Start of Osbourne's Iron Man maybe?
@Walks_At_Night Do you remember the video you posted in 2023 where the cops in Saudi Arabia (or some place like that) encountered what looked to be a sort of deformed witch in the desert? They're in the car and they begin to panic and reverse as the witch thing begins to chase them in some sort of very creepy hopping movement.
One of weirdest videos you've ever posted. Disturbing visual.
BTW - when looking through my files recently, I found this one of a chick taking the foot gooble from her fellah in a truck. Figured you would like that one.:o :o :o
Whaddya think?
I dig it! I would skip the BBQ sauce or at least go light on it.
You gonna make this?
KSM,HaxMan is a CheapMan. Other than content for his channel I don't know why he would do that, regardless of price.
Why would Hax put cheap, carpet squares in his workshop? Looks like a royal goat screw. Why not go with Armstrong VCT tiles like you find in grocery stores? Dirt cheap, easy to maintain and they are tough mothers.
@KSM - Missing any Paglini shows?Wow. Looking at that list I would guess that I am indeed missing a few! geez! That whiskey sounding ol' bat covered alot of ground.
https://www.mediafire.com/folder/w64v622dii2yi/Evelyn_Paglini
Wow. Looking at that list I would guess that I am indeed missing a few! geez! That whiskey sounding ol' bat covered alot of ground.
I'll do some sorting, downloading, and listening.
Thank you @sean92008
Some of those are undoubtedly with that suckhole Noory.Ahh right. No doubt. I'll sort those tonight and just do the Art thang.
Hey KSM,Dude is on the money. Wife and I used the Sous Vide method often. It rarely disappoints. You almost have to try to fuck it up. Man I love beef!
Whaddya think? Dude claims he can turn a gnarly old hunk of chuck into big ass ribeye by heating it inside a Ziploc bag for 24 hours with some fancy gizmo.
Are you doing OK?Hmm
"ASK KSM anything"Currently green. Don't like it.
What colour is your toothbrush?
"ASK KSM anything"The drunk redhead from upstairs who has my phone number. She has a Wendy Torrance (The Shining) thing going on. She walked by and flipped me off last Wednesday night.
Who would you most hate to see naked?
ksm, I have a question for you. Which Ellgabber would you like to interview for your show??
WAN would be excellent. Best storytellingAbsolutely.
Absolutely.
A Hillbilly Jim story might get you canceled 🤣🤣🤣Hehehe
It would actually be quite fun to have both @PB and @TigerLily on for a political debate.
Kidding of course but it at least sounds fun. For me. ;D
It would actually be quite fun to have both @PB and @TigerLily on for a political debate.
Kidding of course but it at least sounds fun. For me. ;D
It would actually be quite fun to have both @PB and @TigerLily on for a political debate.
Kidding of course but it at least sounds fun. For me. ;D
"ASK KSM anything"
Would you give one of your fingers in exchange for having free Wifi wherever you go for the rest of your life?
KSM, do you know if Bart is going to put your show on https://kingdomofnyeradio.com/ ??He was perfectly willing but the shoutcast innerworkings were not lining up on my end.
KSM, I have another question for you. If you could, would you interview Art Bell and or Ian Punnett? How about George Knapp??I would interview Art's gravestone. One sided conversations are underrated.
No. I am as God himself made me and shall remain that way. Pure as the driven snow if the snow was yellow but then to cover it up you threw a shovel full of fresh white snow.If you had a time machine like the TARDIS from Dr Who, would you interview Art Bell??
Would you give up a digit for free wifi wherever you go for the rest of my life?
He was perfectly willing but the shoutcast innerworkings were not lining up on my end.
I would interview Art's gravestone. One sided conversations are underrated.
If you had a time machine like the TARDIS from Dr Who, would you interview Art Bell??I am not familiar with this Tardis fellow. Is he Retardis? Have not watched one episode of Dr Who. Cannot speak on it at all.
Also if you can interview anybody from the "BIG BANG" to now, who would that be?? again if you had a time machine.
KSM, do you know if Bart is going to put your show on https://kingdomofnyeradio.com/ ??
I am not familiar with this Tardis fellow. Is he Retardis? Have not watched one episode of Dr Who. Cannot speak on it at all.just google dr who. its a British sci-fi show.
Does he have free wifi?
Goodnight world. New old pub on the block.
... Also if you can interview anybody from the "BIG BANG" to now, who would that be?? again if you had a time machine.
"ASK KSM anything"Haven't worn any since 2021.
What are your best kind of underpants?
just google dr who. its a British sci-fi show.I really don't care. Seriously.
Haven't worn any since 2021.Ok
I really don't care. Seriously.
Haven't worn any since 2021.
"ASK KSM anything"Don't have to. I know what I look like. I know what I'm shaped like; and it's splennnndid old-gay-boy. ;)
Do you admire yourself naked in the mirror when you're about to bathe?
What if they try to implement face diapering as mandatory again?
Don't have to. I know what I look like. I know what I'm shaped like; and it's splennnndid old-gay-boy. ;)
They have a different plane.
"ASK KSM anything"
If Speed Stick was inexpensive, would you be chugging it nightly rather than Thunderbird or MD20?
"ASK KSM anything"Yes, you silly goose. You were right there on your knees in front of me. You gargled afterwards, right?
Have you ever tried peeing while standing?
Is self-love gay?Not if one can avoid fucking him or herself.
With the long hair, have you ever been mistaken for a girl, for example sitting down and some guy walking up behind you?One time. Sitting in a nice place with my wife when the waitress came from behind me. As she was coming around my right she said "hello ladies..." She began to profusely apologize as we laughed and put her at ease. She would go on to say that she thought I was a female bodybuilder on the juice. ;D
"ASK KSM anything"You have surpassed your question quota.
Has anyone ever tried to kill you?
"ASK KSM anything"
Is it normal to pass gas during an orgasm?
Nothing you do is normal.
Nothing you do is normal.
I know that you are lonely and you miss me. Try and see it from my point of view: you are a nuisance. A bother. You are a fucking fly that landed on my sandwich. You're a human cup of ranch dressing; a toilet brush, a retarded hamster. I'm willing to humour you on other threads, but not here. I'm busy. Beat it, pal.
@KSM , what do you think is the cause of Hammy's obvious problems? poor parenting? TBI? Psychological needs? Satan?The boy has KSM Fever! I get PM's from other members about him like he's some kind of newfound gay cryptid of sorts.
... So may bells he can't unwring...
Unwring the bell? Lol.
Would you prefer "He can't un-sodomize 6003 male anuses?"
Would you prefer "He can't un-sodomize 6003 male anuses?"Anus or penis?
What the hell did you do to my Youtube feed man?
Gettin' weird.
Sure is. Now I getting referred to a dude with a dog head, a vampire and a cartoon man all bitching about women. You are a single, successful guy. Is it really that bad out there?The whole girl-boss thing hasn't served anybody well. The second video was bad, but the 1st and 3rd had me in a facepalm.
The whole girl-boss thing hasn't served anybody well. The second video was bad, but the 1st and 3rd had me in a facepalm...
@KSM, are the above videos showing the success of the left's depopulation movement?All part of the social engineering for the stupid and inept.
KSM, would you have heather wade on your show as a guest?Pointless, and she strongly dislikes
@KSM Ever play a Hamer Standard?
https://www.mystateline.com/news/local-news/hard-rock-casinos-replica-cheap-trick-guitar-lit-for-the-first-time-in-pre-dawn-ceremony/
All part of the social engineering for the stupid and inept.
Pointless, and she strongly dislikesmeKSM from the old days of OtherGab.
Plus, it would not serve her well to do such a thing because I'm an asshole fuckfarm shitstick SOB.
Don't forget shitbird
All part of the social engineering for the stupid and inept.OK.
Pointless, and she strongly dislikesmeKSM from the old days of OtherGab.
Plus, it would not serve her well to do such a thing because I'm an asshole fuckfarm shitstick SOB.
I ain't asking, I'm telling!
I used do guitar restoration and modifications to distribute them through schools.
One of the little things I liked to do was change out the ceramic bar magnet and steel pole pieces with alnico poles (you would be amazed at how much an affinity strat improves with those pole pieces and nothing else changed except maybe the strings. Those ceramic magnets are quite useful, I have them all over my toolbox, even inside the engine compartment of a couple of my cars. I use them to hold things.
Since they are somewhat brittle, I can break them into pieces and stretch their functionality. And no, none of them are on my refrigerator.
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Very interesting. That picture, all grainy and cropped, would make for a great album cover.
Not sure why but now I'm thinking of madman Marcum.
Maybe it's because of electronics modifications... Huh?Halford in SD? I never knew.
Does Judas Priest have a new album coming out called "Chinese Metal?" Does Rob still live in San Diego?
Halford in SD? I never knew.
British Steel
chinese metal
Oh yeah.I had no idea. I always think of those guys sipping tea in jolly ol England.
His old bass player had a brother in a really fun group called The Virginia City Revival. Fortunately, I appreciate J-Priest but I don't dork out over them.
I'm sure he's left the area by now, it's been a long time... The bigger of a star, the shorter they last here. Even Mike Love has moved out of the area.
Speaking of JP, this just dropped...
I had no idea. I always think of those guys sipping tea in jolly ol England.
The Rock Professor guy is just cringe. Get's on all my annoyance nerves.
First, I fast forward through a lot. I only watch maybe minutes 2:00 through 10:00.Yeah he's full wiki. And I HATE his hat. His whole thing. >:(
He he sure has capitalized on using Wikipedia to research things. He acts like he's been a fan of everybody except the usual suspects, like Abba... Sort of like Heather Wade.
Yeah he's full wiki. And I HATE his hat. His whole thing. >:(
First, I fast forward through a lot. I only watch maybe minutes 2:00 through 10:00.
He he sure has capitalized on using Wikipedia to research things. He acts like he's been a fan of everybody except the usual suspects, like Abba... Sort of like Heather Wade.
He needs to get to the point, they're too long.
KSM, I heard that you love to party like a rockstar. Is that true?? :)
Only when alone. Out there is where all the amateurs are and their no fun.OKay dokey KSM
KSM,
You ever see one of these trucks out on the road?
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https://browserclaim.comI have always assumed that there was never anything private with any g'oogle product. I'll tell you this, they know how big my dick is.
...If you thought that private browsing on Google was private...
I have always assumed that there was never anything private with any g'oogle product. I'll tell you this, they know how big my dick is.
*shrug*
My YouTube feed is concerning.You, me, and Walks.
You, me, and Walks.
I've been getting THIS guys all the sudden.i=cOvm4mMqXR57HLGy
I like his character Always Teste.He has his moments but most of his vids are just sort of.. meh. :-\
I wonder if Frances the Breaking Bad lady might be benefiting by being so crazy. Hear me out... Breaking Bad is running 24/7 on a commercial channel for Roku and it's on subscription services. It is making a shitload of money and probably will continue for many years to come.
The Breaking Bad fans have done shit to her house, she has had real problems. Maybe the show is paying her and the more she acts up the more she makes.
Plausible?
The house is only worth $350k, maybe she thinks her antics will bring more attention to the house and an offer to buy it at an inflated rate.
Wow, 350 K? A rancher that at best measures in at 1000 sq ft.
I would go in at 200K tops simply because of the ugly gated fence that seems to be necessary.
According to the assessor, it's 1900 square feet and one bathroom! Who in the hell designed that floor plan? It's nuts.1900? Hmm. Ok. I wonder what the production company paid season to season to rent it.
The assessor page satellite photo indicates that the pool was filled in. Either that or it's got a really dirty cover on it, hahaha.
Since the assessor records only go to 2015, I'm having to presume that they are the owners who leased the property out to the production company.
@KSM @PolkaDot have you seen theseHeard about them yesterday and meant to talk about it on episode 107 last night but ran out of time. Crazy stuff. The guy is putting some real work into it too!
https://www.westword.com/news/racist-street-signs-in-denver-connected-to-right-wing-artist-21793251
Heard about them yesterday and meant to talk about it on episode 107 last night but ran out of time. Crazy stuff. The guy is putting some real work into it too!
PS - the reason I didn't get to it was because I had to talk about something completely asinine, like Adam Sandler starring as Homer in the upcoming Simpsons live action movie. He doesn't look anything like Homer. I hate the Simpsons but I bet some nerds will be pissed.
Hold it! I was under the impression that somebody just made that up with AI as a joke, not a real movie.UH Oh! Well fuck man I already did the show talking about the damn movie as if it's a real thing!! If you're right I AM GOING TO COME OFF LIKE AN ABSOLUTE JACKASS!!!
This is funny as fuck.
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UH Oh! Well fuck man I already did the show talking about the damn movie as if it's a real thing!!
Lots of that stuff out there. Was seeing some stuff on the internet you about Frieghtliner coming out with an $8,000 pickup truck. Looked pretty legit but then you stop and think - there is absolutely no way that is real. The imaginary CAT pickup looked kinda cool too but it isn't real.Holy Moly Man! I'll take it! Does it come in candy-apple red? I had a Candy-apple red truck that I chromed up with all kinds of shiny accessories. Those CAT's look like giant Tonka toys and I want one.
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UH Oh! Well fuck man I already did the show talking about the damn movie as if it's a real thing!! If you're right I AM GOING TO COME OFF LIKE AN ABSOLUTE JACKASS!!!
Who would make such an AI thing? It's anticlimactic!
Dammit!
Hehehe I have to use that!!
Seriously, I don't know. It was just my impression that it was AI and somebody just made up an incredible cast.
I just don't want people to be under the impression that I am a complete jackass. LOL *crackin' myself up here*
Much love,
Kay
Can you explain this whole one point out of end zone kick thing? Is it like a participation trophy for the place kicker? If it goes through the uprights and out of the end zone, is it 4 points?
3 points. Regular FG when a TD is out of reach. I don't even know that I am replying to the right question. Football?
One out of the endzone. You mean when a player takes a knee?
I don't know, I heard somebody talking on the radio or YouTube about the one point thing if the kicked ball goes out of the end zone. Apparently there is a player that is left back there to try to keep the ball from going out. I don't know, I don't watch American football let alone that Canadian stuff.Mr moon was indeed.
Wasn't Warren Moon a Canadian football player at one point?
Mr moon was indeed.
Going by memory, just to waste your time and mental energy, Doug Flutie and wasn't the late Ricky Bell in the CFL as well? I remember some popular running back made it over.
I completely know that I could do a Google search for this crap.
For some reason I also seem to recall that during the strike a bunch of CFL players ended up playing in the NFL during that time and making the cut after they brought the players back.
Hey KSM,
Which Marvel character had the best intro to their show back in the day? [Excuse the Hulkster - couldn't find a remastered version]
Neither of us were even alive when those were blaring on old TV sets on Saturday mornings. I wish I was.
I was alive but just a wee one. Used to watch those in reruns on WXON TV-20 after school some years later. You really don't like the Hulk's? "Doc Bruce Banner, belted by gamma rays" is really the strongest start I think. Of course then that broad with the screechy voice fires up and it goes to hell.Visually the HULK was great, but I focused on the audio. For the record, I am pro HULK.
For the record, I am pro HULK.
Who is this guy and does he have a chance in hell?
It sounds like AI to me, I only listened to 15 seconds.
Maybe this is why little ol' Heather was trying to capture her insanity and go back to streaming...
An AI Art wanna be interviewing an AI Steve Quayle. It could work!
Who is this guy and does he have a chance in hell?
Who is this guy and does he have a chance in hell?I'm.. really not quite sure how to respond to this. His website is nice, I guess. Anyone going to take in a live show one of these nights?
Are you a Star Trek guy, @KSM?I have declared many times over the years that I am indeed a Star Trek original series guy.
I just accidentally came across a newer Star Trek series called Strange New Worlds. I'm impressed with the writing after watching it for 30 minutes!
I have declared many times over the years that I am indeed a Star Trek original series guy.
SNW is pretty good! Extremely well produced. Each episode is like a shorter ST feature film.
Other than the voice that sounds like AI, maybe I got my speculation backwards. Maybe they are starting this show up to protect the Midnight in the Desert name from Heather. I initially thought that it was the other way around.
It's complicated.
I might check this out. Of course none of you Neanderthals will be interested in the topic. But it might be nice to have a streaming show we can listen to if he is any good
You care to explain this unwarranted attack on several other members who did nothing to draw such a jab? @TigerLily Just drop it in there huh?
sheesh
You care to explain this unwarranted attack on several other members who did nothing to draw such a jab? @TigerLily Just drop it in there huh?
sheesh
If she referred to us as apes, we could have at least made the joke about her needing hot monkey sex...The case could be made..
KSM, I heard that you love to party like a rockstar. Is that true?? :)
If that rockstar was Freddie Mercury, yes.Oh. Peter's back.
KSM,And they made it onto C2C.
Will you go out inna hills, hunt this Mother down and kick its ass?
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I'm Gumbee, dammit.
Did you hear about Saga's Michael Sadler's serious cancer diagnosis?Well, no. I did not know that. SAGA was a very interesting band. There was a show on TV once where the drummer came out on stage with only a briefcase that contained a drum kit of sorts. ((Now I have to l00k for the video)) SAGA had/has a song called The Flyer, which I love.
Saga always felt like a Jon Bon Loverboy, very catchy, slickly produced group. I wonder why they disappeared from US radio.
OK, serious question here...Voice recognition on the freeway and probably the lack of the use of the word cannibal caused that little oopsie.
I was preparing a quick power brunch for myself and had a little accident with the slicing tool thing I was using.
I was bleeding somewhat profusely, but I didn't dare look at it. And I bandaged myself up heavily with some heavy duty Japanese stuff that will stay stuck to your skin even after a nuclear blast.
Changing the bandage I finally had the nerve to look. Am I now considered a cannibal for eating my fingertip? Asking for myself.
OK, serious question here...
I was preparing a quick power brunch for myself and had a little accident with the slicing tool thing I was using.
I was bleeding somewhat profusely, but I didn't dare look at it. And I bandaged myself up heavily with some heavy duty Japanese stuff that will stay stuck to your skin even after a nuclear blast.
Changing the bandage I finally had the nerve to look. Am I now considered accountable for eating my fingertip? Asking for myself.
Do I answer this as a guitar player? I hope not. That is pure YIKES, man!
Do I dare ask for a picture...............................?
The "Japanese stuff" you applied stunk up the entire room, correct?
This Japanese bandaid smells like a hospital. It stays put. Wash with soap, stays on, etc...Waiting for pictures.. @sean92008 Or is it too gross? Might need to bring @Walks_At_Night into this if things get weird.
No pictures yet. Maybe next bandage change.
Waiting for pictures.. @sean92008 Or is it too gross? Might need to bring @Walks_At_Night into this if things get weird.
As the man asks "What does this mean?"
It means U2 is in town.
KSM,
Looks like the hardest blow here was struck by a lady brandishing a pizza box. What are the best toppings on a rectangular pizza for bashing someone in the skull with?
Brawl in the Mall. Italian meatballs. Not the pizza. The girl
It was in Jersey!
That lady should have hit the guy on the narrow edge of the pizza box, that could have done a lot more damage!
Speaking of pies...
I have been on a goal to gain some weight and thought this would be a good choice. The worst review about it is something about being undercooked when you slice into it.... I know the review is bogus because it's a fucking pre-sliced pie sampler!
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https://www.samsclub.com/p/suzys-classic-sampler-cheesecake-delivered-to-home/prod25260670?xid=plp_product_2
Dessert at Sean's house! KSM provides the coffee
... I have been on a goal to gain some weight and thought this would be a good choice. The worst review about it is something about being undercooked when you slice into it.... I know the review is bogus because it's a fucking pre-sliced pie sampler!
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https://www.samsclub.com/p/suzys-classic-sampler-cheesecake-delivered-to-home/prod25260670?xid=plp_product_2
I've always had so much better luck with homemade than store bought desserts. They always look good.
You buggers got me thinking about..
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That there ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ is pure Kryptonite!
I'm sorry, but you need to add some weight before winter.Hmm now that you mention it! MMMmmm
Figures
And come out of that scrubbed habitrail of a gated community she lives in? Not in a million! ;)
Gated community. 24 hour guards. Searchlights. Hmm. Beginning to sound like Chino instead of Pacific Palisades
No. Modest San Diego near the beach and a little hacienda also near the beach in Baja Norte. Just simple folks. Middle class. Like Kamala
Do you wash your greens in the bathtub too?She has her slaves for that.
KSM,
What the hell is going on with the Dogman? He's all old and has a pot gut now
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Common mistake my friend. Whatcha' got there is a pregnant Female Dogman! I know, it's odd but I speak the truth.
Her name is.. Tanya. Social worker by day - fuckin' mean ass grumpy wolf-bitch thing by night.
Postmenopausal, pregnant, Dogwoman, Tanya. Got it! Thanx.
Hey! It's hard out there for a pregnant Dogman having to go lair to lair making cave calls. Dogmen are well known for having violent unstable relationships. Unlike Cat ladies^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
KSM,
Righteous 'Za or a disgusting blob of ick?
KSM, Are you partying like a ROCKSTAR this weekend?Not in the office I'm not. Maybe later though. But not like a rockstar. More like a guy with about 90 listeners who hate him.
WAN that is fkn gross.BTW I don't hate you and the other 89 people is just one person who has 88 sock puppet accounts.
Not in the office I'm not. Maybe later though. But not like a rockstar. More like a guy with about9089 listeners who hate him.
KSM,
Pretty Vietnamese lady, entrepreneurial spirit, mechanically minded, not afraid to tear into stuff, huge tracts of land. Yet keeps her wrench's, screwdrivers, rachets, sockets all mixed up in a heap on that cart. Is that a deal breaker?
Her screwdriver technique is exactly the same hand motion as a...
The edits were fortuitous, just at the point where somebody would need to tell her okay touch the blue thing because that's what you're supposed to do next...
Haha!
There was no language so no way to communicate any sort of diagnostic or troubleshooting steps. Pretty much if it could be pulled off, it got pulled off.
I got just the thing. I'm calling her 'Thai Sweet Kathy'. That should be enough to detumesce the horny old bastard![/youtube]
KSM,
Pretty Vietnamese lady, entrepreneurial spirit, mechanically minded, not afraid to tear into stuff, huge tracts of land. Yet keeps her wrench's, screwdrivers, rachets, sockets all mixed up in a heap on that cart. Is that a deal breaker?
Well.. she's a keeper! I'm not into Asians but perhaps she is an exception.
If you want to see a real genius girl who is exceptional at repairing machines you might take a gander at Lin Guoer (https://www.youtube.com/@LinGuoErOfficial).Yeah she's good! I just don't find tiny bull-legged asian women attractive.
Heard about Ken Tamplin's recent controversy?I have known about Ken for years. I like him but have not watched any of his videos since 2020 for no particular reason.
Do you know who he is?
Do you care?
I have known about Ken for years. I like him but have not watched any of his videos since 2020 for no particular reason.
I recently noticed a suggestion on youtube about something to do with him but did not click on it.
Uh oh. What did he.. do? Suddenly I do indeed, "care"
#Ken Tamplin Acadamy!
I wasted $200. several years ago on this guy's full video course just because I wanted a new vocal approach with regards to a song I was having trouble with. UGH.
https://www.perbristow.com/
The Anthony Robins of singing
He got caught lip syncing a supposedly live show.Was lip syncing a common thing back in the day?
He got caught lip syncing a supposedly live show.
So, he and the rest of the musical world.KSM, Are you going to interview anyone from the world of music? If so, who?
He is also a Christian so targeting him is par for the current course. Double whammy!
KSM, Are you going to interview anyone from the world of music? If so, who?
He's already answered this one. He wants to interview all the surviving members of The Village People. In a bubble bath.Your homoerotic fascination with me is only superseded by the fist deep within your ass.
KSM, Are you going to interview anyone from the world of music? If so, who?I have already done so. I tend to stick to the unknown artists as I find them to be far more interesting. That, and Malcolm Young isn't returning my calls. *Shrug*
I have already done so. I tend to stick to the unknown artists as I find them to be far more interesting. That, and Malcolm Young isn't returning my calls. *Shrug*I understand KSM.
I understand KSM.The spider that bit me last night between the first two knuckles of my left hand doesn't understand KSM, or he'd know better than to bite him.
KSM,
You up for a bit of a gamble? This fine ocean front home is for sale out on NC's Outer Banks. (https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/24149-Ocean-Dr-S-LOT-5-Rodanthe-NC-27968/2076500763_zpid/) If you market it right you can probably rent it out to vacationers and pull in $100,000 grand a year. At a $500,000 asking price you might make a profit if you can keep it from collapsing into the sea long enough. Just make sure the renters sign a waiver.
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I knew a girl who did work like that... I asked if she checked the photographers' liability insurance.
I think she stopped doing the dangerous stuff. Doh! She'd also Go out without a chaperone too. Yikes.
I'd like to be a chaperone. I would be a complete wet blanket on their date! Nobody's gittin' any!
You know, that might be something to advertise yourself for. Nude models make a lot of money in relationship to the amount of time put into it.Hmm Interesting. Chaperone business! heh heh heh
I've never been so bored in my life. I did it once as a favor and then got a dinner out of it. I also did it once for pay which was worth a lot more than the dinner. She wasn't my type (vapid and undoubtedly got into nude fetish modeling because she couldn't get attention otherwise), I'm sure that helped me.
Having an intimidating chaperone cuts down on the creepers. One model I remotely knew even photographed her chaperone team. Guys from her gym....
Just a heads up on that whole open relationship thing: A vast majority of the men who participate in partner swapping are quite beta. That's how they keep their women. When you introduce an alpha into the mix, they are threatened.He is.. an "artist" could explain the beta thing.
Publicly, this is best exemplified in the case of Nick Rekieta of LawTube fame.
It reminds me of a project I was doing with a lesbian poet. Her partner absolutely had to be their monitoring everything. I engaged the partner in conversation and I could see that she was under threat because she was not quite as gregarious. These random memories are funny, I would have totally forgotten about them, probably forever.
He is.. an "artist" could explain the beta thing.
Lesbian Poet is a band name candidate.
Is the Piano Demon (https://maps.app.goo.gl/Uguqg7wi6tzvA21w7) in the top ten of all time reviews?Wow. That is one awe inspiring Karen! She even goes as far as to CURSE Joel! She fucking CURSEed him! One of those clowns who would approach the stage in a club and ask to play a few songs with the band for all the wrong self-serving reasons.
Would you interview Heather Wade and if you do, What topics would you two talk about??Of course I would but I think everyone already knows the story. Everyone but me of course. I would most likely talk about music, guitars, and pistols. Maybe microphones? Nothing anyone would want to hear.
Would you interview Heather Wade and if you do, What topics would you two talk about??
The stripping! The wild parties!
You mean KSM of course.
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Do you enjoy listening to Heather's show? Whats new with you?
@KSM do you plan to get laid for your birthday?
@damon do you plan to get laid for ksm's birthday.
BTW, autocorrect changes ksm to men.
Is it your Birthday today?
It's definitely this week sometime!
I usually listen to the first hour at work on Tuesdays, Wednesday, and Thursday before I switch to something like this..i=E8bYaKRgY0yk5b8L
I have nothing against Heather, but after a while I need to listen to something a little livelier. 8)
Well. If it's worth celebrating it's worth over-celebrating. @K_Dubb honey you been working out?
@K_Dubb honey you been working out?
Yeah? You should see his penis! HOLY MACKERAL! :o
It's definitely this week sometime!
Perhaps a poem is in order on this momentous occasion? Call it 'The 70-year-old Sodomite'.
KSM,
What the hell happened? Did you fall asleep in the Dehydrator?
For the love of God, and your digestive system, don't eat at McDonald's! Apparently they have a listeria outbreak in Colorado, woohoo.Fuck McDonald's. There are better places to eat at. KSM, are you planning to avoid McDonald's?
KSM, are you planning to rule the galaxy?Not anymore.
For the love of God, and your digestive system, don't eat at McDonald's! Apparently they have a listeria outbreak in Colorado, woohoo.@sean92008 Who said anything about McDonalds? How did this all come about?
Not anymore.@sean92008 Who said anything about McDonalds? How did this all come about?ok
Now all I am seeing is E-Coli headlines everywhere.https://www.msn.com/en-us/health/nutrition/1-dead-49-sickened-in-e-coli-outbreak-linked-to-mcdonald-s-quarter-pounders-cdc/ar-AA1sJSna?ocid=winp2fptaskbar&cvid=c114c0be962543ac8852b68a19f65c7e&ei=24
For the love of God, and your digestive system, don't eat at McDonald's! Apparently they have a listeria outbreak in Colorado, woohoo.
Or maybe it's fake news to blunt the popularity of you know who's appearance there.Cheeseburger recall was happening pre-McTrump.
KSM, I have a question for you. Can You have Richard C hoagland on your show as a guest??
Also KSM can you have George Noory and or George Knapp on your show too??
Even they have standards.Seriously, could you be anymore of a bore? Predictable phaggot in a subpar country.
KSM can you get Gunnter and your show??I don't know who that is.
Catching a moment of Hoagland's show and John Hutchison (http://hutchisoneffect.com/) came up again, always with an air of legitimacy. He is apparently from Vancouver Canada. Do have any insight or opinion on this kook?Apologies @Smokin Hot Bob Just seeing this now. John wasn't always a kook. Eccentric? Yes, but far from kook. A bit of a Tesla conspiracy without the death part.
Seriously, could you be anymore of a bore? Predictable phaggot in a subpar country.Gunner talks about douglas dietrich and calls him out on his shit.
I don't know who that is.
Gunner talks about douglas dietrich and calls him out on his shit.In your original post you said Gunnter.
KSM can you get Gunnter and your show??
In your original post you said Gunnter.as far as i know, he is no german hobbit.
Ahh ok. I immediately thought you were referring to a German hobbit.
Song title for nerd band:..so she lifted up her tight blue dress..
B-Cups in a Starfleet Uniform.
When she told me she'd dress to impress,
I told her to engage me at 10-Forward...
..so she lifted up her tight blue dress..
As I whipped out my rocket gave her my best!!! <- HIiiiGH note
Bridge/Pre chorus<-.. you're up @sean92008
PS: I assume we're keeping this layered in cheese? If you come up with a 2-line pre chorus I have a great idea for a chorus.
... She got on her knees as if to prayAttta BOY! Ok that was the pre-chorus.
She told me "captain, i need a lay ..
Inject your plasma in my vajayjay"
🙄🙄🙄
Attta BOY! Ok that was the pre-chorus.
Chorus:
Now I'm pushin' my (((TEN FORWARD)))
Keep on plowin' that (((TEN FORWARD)))
Roll her from the back and splitter in the crack with my (((TEN FORWARD)))
The (((-----))) Indicate cheap 80's GANG vocal with (((reverb)))
I like the 10 Forward line you came up with in the first verse.
It is an interesting euphemism for penis 🤣🤣🤣And it's a wrap! :)
Torpedo tube!And he was "woke" for the time with all his social issues as fuel for the 5-year mission. But yes, horny bugger. Jeffries Tube? Wow!
Shuttle bay!
Jefferies tube!
Warp drive!
It's ALL about sex. Gene Roddenberry was a horn dog!
I think I am in love.
I've been playing a million-kajillion USA & Mexican Strats, Teles, even Sires, Sterling Cutlasses. I need to replace springy sound.
I have played PRS models going back to the late 80s. I liked them, but always ended up going Gibson or Hamer...
The wider aperture pickups really Gretsches up a Strat sound. I think They're ceramic magnets.
I also like reverse and V headstocks for HSH Suhr-type geetars. I like a looser G, B & E.
The PRS headstock is OK for that.
The poplar body is discouraging, but its a third of the price of an American Strat, half of a Mexican Fender...
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Ever play one?
You buying it? Have you played it? I'm not usually one for orange axe, but that has some appeal to it.
Trump guitar.
Now I'm in the disassembly part of ownership. Check this block out. Thicker than a lot of the other sub $2,000 guitars out there...As the English might say, he's a substantial block bloke.
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I picked up a 2016 Fender Squier Classic Vibe 60s Strat.Back in 2020 you were clearing out your garage and getting rid of guitars and music related gear because you said you no longer could play them or have any part of that former life. Now you're buying guitars. Am I wrong here? @sean92008
Rosewood fretboard, two-piece alder body. Holy fuck! While I love my PRS so much so that she's going to have my baby, this classic vibe is the guitar that I will probably rely more on to add new tracks to old songs because it's closer in sound to an older guitar I once had with Tex-Mex or Texas Special pickups.
Buying gear is like a fucking crack addiction. Especially when it's somebody else's money you're spending. The only thing missing is breaking into cars and stealing purses to get the scratch.
Are you planning to have an awesome week and a better weekend??
Back in 2020 you were clearing out your garage and getting rid of guitars and music related gear because you said you no longer could play them or have any part of that former life. Now you're buying guitars. Am I wrong here? @sean92008
Maybe I'll block the vibrato instead... It'll be gentler than this.Gentler. Yes. You've almost got an album cover there..
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(A set of three paired with a set of two.)
Gentler. Yes. You've almost got an album cover there..
What? No "Smell The Glove" nekked womans?You want some Bobbi Fleckman action?
That's not very rock and ro...
Eh, nevermind.
You want some Bobbi Fleckman action?
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Now that she's in the conversation; @Bart Ell would an unmarried you do Bobbi? Time unelapsed of course.
Not even with Duke Fame's dick.
Hey KSM,LOLOL! I'm laughing like Gilbert. ;D
Do you really think that Norm first met that guy on his podcast underneath the Queensboro Bridge, jerking off punks for $15 a man?
Is there a problem that I had a bigger smile over my new soldering station that I paid $20 for (50% off at Amazon) than I had for two pretty damn good guitars?
PS I think this is the first time that I have bought and put on .009s on a guitar in a while. Should have done that years ago. It's a lot easier and Strat spankier too.
The Classic Vibe I got has 2mm action on the bass, maybe 1.25mm on the treble and I'm only getting a little buzz on the plain G string. I will dink with that later after I get acclimated to playing, I'm pretty ham-handed.
Hell, I've been known to play lead bass and strum it as well. When there 's only three instrumentalists, sometimes strumming the bass is needed, hahaha.
Windmills a la Townshend.
Tube Screamer.
Pick.
Did you also wear flip-flops on stage?
What about a moustache and or beard?
Perhaps a big clunky watch!
BAAAARRRT! Are you following this?
@Bart Ell
LOLOL! I'm laughing like Gilbert. ;D
@KSM. Which Thanksgiving is better, US or Canada?
KSM,
You hearing anything about mysterious blue balls haunting airports as of late?
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KSM,
You hearing anything about mysterious blue balls haunting airports as of late?
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It started with the head shaving..
That's the right idea. @KSM missed that joke horribly.
That's the right idea. @KSM missed that joke horribly.Yes he did! He may have been somewhat.. glaaazed over last night. :-X ;D
Yes he did! He may have been somewhat.. glaaazed over last night. :-X ;D
...but missing a blue ball joke requires much more than a glazing...I thought that a blue-balls joke was too obvious. WAN usually posts oddities.
😁😁😁
I thought that a blue-balls joke was too obvious. WAN usually posts oddities.
Ok - well "A round blue object" then. Comparing it to the engines on those jets it has some size to it and apparently lifted off and flew away when approached.I am not all that happy about the renaming of UFOs to UAPs and so-on.
Object Sighting At Manchester Airport Sparks Speculation (https://www.timesnownews.com/world/uk/uap-or-ufo-object-sighting-at-manchester-airport-sparks-speculation-watch-article-115745204)
I understand that taking a fart walk after a turkey meal is a good thing.
I thought that a blue-balls joke was too obvious. WAN usually posts oddities.
That's your story and you're sticking to it?No, seriously. Really? Blue balls jokes?
Here is a quandary for you. I found an old hard drive on the shelf the other day.If you don't know what to do with it, sell it. I know somebody who would want that.
Here is a screenshot. What should I do with it?
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If you don't know what to do with it, sell it. I know somebody who would want that.
Needless to say, I have queried many others on this same question. Never a straight answer. They either profane ignorance or seek advantage.
I don't know how all that newfangled technology works, but I would be screen recording everything if there are codes that you need to have in order to redeem them. What if the stupid Drive fails in the middle of something, if you have screen recording going on you'll have at least some documentation, right?
Are you getting a Trump guitar?No but I'll be talking about them tonight and how Gibson is threatening legal action against them for what should seem like obvious reasons.
https://gettrumpguitars.com/
This particular hard drive is somewhat ancient by today's standards. It required an IDE to SATA converter to access. The blockchain of course can not be updated on the limited disk storage.Bob, it's 7.7 gigs. why not just keep it as a piece of technology history? Unless you're not a nerd like that. @Smokin Hot Bob
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Bob, it's 7.7 gigs. why not just keep it as a piece of technology history? Unless you're not a nerd like that. @Smokin Hot Bob
Before you go back north, will you consider that New York, Connecticut , Massachusetts, and Vermont are considering becoming Canadian Provinces?I hadn't heard anything about that. Yet the western half of Canada would want to become states, if not their own country. Primarily speaking of BC, Alberta, and Saskatchewan. I think the US would be getting the better end of the stick on that trade based on never-ending natural resources and breweries alone.
Bob, it's 7.7 gigs. why not just keep it as a piece of technology history? Unless you're not a nerd like that. @Smokin Hot Bob
The question should be phrased more clearly. How to move the bitcoin in the Bitcoin-QT wallet from the old hard drive into another wallet in a new hard drive with at least 1 terabyte?Phrase it however we want. The
@KSM, your building? Was that the dentist you were dating?
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KSM,
What is your take on this important piece of art? To me it looks like Casey from Mister Dressup is being held in a hammerlock by a big kid, while another kid takes a whizzer on Case while a little girl prepares to finish him off with a knife. Definitely something I'd want for the living room but Mrs. WAN said no way. Maybe it could be reproduced in your airport there as a big mural?
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KSM,My goodness, think I'd rather make my own TV. A gaggle 'o' jackasses! I must say though that it somehow saddens me to see this sort of behavior. I know they're out there, that kind, but.. :-\
Did you get one of them $40 TV's yesterday?
@KSM, If you were a guitar salesman, would you kill a sale arguing with a customer over if its called a tremolo or vibrato?I would only sell Les Paul's.
I would only sell Les Paul's.
What do you want for Christmas KSM???snow
snow
Dear @KSM,A chess set. Ironic that two pawns were missing from the set.
Have you ever bought anything at a pawn shop? How about ever buying a guitar at a pawn shop?
Does Vera love Bigsbys?
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If you had a feral cat holed up in a room of your house hiding in layers of garbage pooping all over the floor what would be the best path to resolution?
Dear KSM:
If you had a feral cat holed up in a room of your house hiding in layers of garbage pooping all over the floor what would be the best path to resolution?
Are you going to do a christmas show??
KSM,
Would you drink Grog that came out of a machine?
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Phrase it however we want. Theanusonus is on you to decide. That said, I hope you'll post an update.
KSM,
Is this joint (https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/2260-Willie-Mays-Pkwy-Orlando-FL-32811/46064456_zpid/) a good deal?
Just letting it ride. Does HODL mean anything these days?Was never a big fan of FAT rock. Sometimes you can hear that the guy is fat just from his voice without even seeing him. That's the BTO sound.
Was never a big fan of FAT rock. Sometimes you can hear that the guy is fat just from his voice without even seeing him. That's the BTO sound.
meh
Is Vera annoyed by tapped humbuckers too?
Is Vera annoyed by tapped humbuckers too?She prefers the single coils she leaves in the snow.
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are you planning to do a special new year show?No.
When is Second Christmas? Maybe we can do better.It's funny you bring it up, although you are the only person here who observes such a thing. That makes you great in my eyes @JUAN That said, I was wondering about C2 myself on the 26th. Hmm.
That works for me. I'm not the jar jar Jedi nor Damon.Settled!
Are you planning to have an awesome new year??Nope. I may be terminally ill. "he's dead Jim!" ;)
Nope. I may be terminally ill. "he's dead Jim!" ;)ok
Dr. KSM,
Is the singer autistic? I don't know why else somebody would do this unless they had a real Rich Daddy who told them to lose all the estate's money.
https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PL4978C0FA66DFDBA3&si=hOYv21rXLQ_dAERS (https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PL4978C0FA66DFDBA3&si=hOYv21rXLQ_dAERS)
Jan Terri Illinois music at its finest... Cheap Trick? Sucks...
If Canada becomes the 51st state, should we leave Quebec out of the deal and let them work out a deal with France? The US already has three languages - English, Spanish, and Chinese - adding another would complicate things.
If Canada becomes the 51st state, should we leave Quebec out of the deal and let them work out a deal with France? The US already has three languages - English, Spanish, and Chinese - adding another would complicate things.
What's wrong with Manitoba?They as voters are amongst the stupidest people on the planet. They want the libs out but they WILL vote NDP otherwise known as the socialist party that has single-handedly kept the libs in power all while saying how horrible they (Trudy) are/is.
They as voters are amongst the stupidest people on the planet. They want the libs out but they WILL vote NDP otherwise known as the socialist party that has single-handedly kept the libs in power all while saying how horrible they (Trudy) are/is.
Too risky to bring aboard. They would be Sanders type voters down there.
Sounds familiar - and right across the border from this guy too. Do they hunt?
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KSM,Hmm. Have not heard anything on this. You usually include a link. Now I have to l00k into this. Are we living in a a horror film?
What is the scoop on this "toxic fog" that rolls in, sickens people and then dissipates? The drone flap seems to have wanted but now the in thing is this fog.
KSM,
What is the scoop on this "toxic fog" that rolls in, sickens people and then dissipates?...
Hmm. Have not heard anything on this. You usually include a link. Now I have to l00k into this. Are we living in a a horror film?
It is pretty wild stuff. Look into Fogvid-24 and Smart DustI like this one:
Here is a starter (https://www.sportskeeda.com/pop-culture/what-smart-dust-darpa-conspiracy-theory-surrounding-abnormal-fog-enveloping-globe-intensifies)
Drones are out. Toxic fog is in. Weather has changed and it has gone from warm to cold and it is cold and flu season but...............
https://x.com/BGatesIsaPyscho/status/1874138111254368540
https://x.com/SuePearFL/status/1873759663461671071
https://x.com/BGatesIsaPyscho/status/1873607682189586759
What up with this?
https://x.com/Preacher_XRP/status/1874158678762545444
We need a smartass remark from Bart about all this.
Bart might not be able to comment. If the fog is that bad here, imagine what it is like over there in Swaziland? He may been devoured already.
The Red Wings fired their coach and actually are starting to finally show a little something. Now the talking heads are spouting off about an alien mother ship (https://files.catbox.moe/7nyr6t.mp4) headed this way with bad intent. I'd assume an invasion of the Earth is bound to disrupt the NHL season. The Wings just can't catch a break, can they?
Now that Trudeau is resigning, will Canadians participate in a conservative wave like their semi-smarter neighbors to the South?A Blue Wave. A massive blue wave.
KSM, when is your show going to be streamed on Bart's KONR??
You asked that question 3.5 months ago and the same answer still applies. In short, we tried but things were not connecting on my end. Capisce, capiche, capische, or capeesh?I'm sorry to asked the same question but I was just wondering KSM. How are you doing so far KSM? I hope that 2025 will be a great year for you.
Thank you for your support.
I'm sorry to asked the same question but I was just wondering KSM. How are you doing so far KSM? I hope that 2025 will be a great year for you.That's fine, Damon.
That's fine, Damon.OK, I'll listen.
How do you feel about this?..
https://realbadradioshow.com/track/4103012/warning-labels-on-alcohol
OK, I'll listen.Or just tell me how you feel about warning labels?
Or just tell me how you feel about warning labels?I think that they suck.
Or just tell me how you feel about warning labels?
On people?Heh heh.. I never liked him. Perhaps I missed the Santana boat, but really, when listening to him as a guitar player there's really not a lot there.
Heh heh.. I never liked him. Perhaps I missed the Santana boat, but really, when listening to him as a guitar player there's really not a lot there.
I know. Not enough noise, right?No. You don't know. I was, albeit in a nice way, suggesting that he sucked.
Semi-smarter populous who can't even name the capitol city of three states within the main 48The capitol city of the 51st state is Ottawa. :P?:-\
The capitol city of the 51st state is Ottawa. :PThat's only if Ontario were to be the first new state. Interesting times.
What's in Yukon Territory? I'm thinking maybe we could deport the Venezuelan gangs there.
That's only if Ontario were to be the first new state. Interesting times.
I'm with Kevin.
https://www.realclearpolitics.com/video/2024/12/30/kevin_oleary_combining_us_and_canada_with_a_common_currency_would_create_the_most_powerful_nation_on_earth.html
How's this for the other side of the argument?My VPN is connected. Cannot watch the video unless I do a few things or disconnect the VPN. I'll have to look at this later, but if this is the Elizabeth May response, nobody takes her seriously. She's a drunken mess. I think she's loaded even when she's not drinking.
My VPN is connected. Cannot watch the video unless I do a few things or disconnect the VPN. I'll have to look at this later, but if this is the Elizabeth May response, nobody takes her seriously. She's a drunken mess. I think she's loaded even when she's not drinking.
IF Trump is going to do this, do it now while the country is completely broken and on stand-bye. Otherwise, several months down the road Pierre will be in and things will be going in that/his direction. Frankly I'm good with either scenario, I really am. The Trump way would be much quicker because after Poilievre assumes office he'll have all sorts of shit to sort out as the true liberal mess is truly exposed. Like taking possession of a house only to find all manner of shit as you start looking around on day one.
Poilievre to Jordan Peterson a few days ago "They get the party, I get the hangover"
No. You don't know. I was, albeit in a nice way, suggesting that he sucked.
Noise? Please. You're octogenarian musical tastes do not apply to everyone.
Noise, he says.
This says more about you than me. Maybe if he talked about his dick more.Heh heh
May it was, but she did present the case well. It just seems the more Trump pokes his nose into Canadian politics the more he raises the hackles of Canadian nationalism. The Liberals could run on this alone in the next election.Are you saying that you like her Cascadia idea? She's the leader of the Green party as I'm sure you know. They're nothing. If anything she came across more like a smartass halfwit comedian in that video. If that was her intention, I'm laughing. Good stuff, Liz.
... Anything other than PB Approved is "noise"...
That's correct.A band called Jackyl has come the closest to just that. Dude would bring it out live and swing it all over the place. Instead of the standard lead guitar solo... well.
What about a band with 3 or 4 chainsaws, each with a different pitch?
Would you say she knows what she's doing?Well, yeah, pretty much. She does make a mistake at about 8:10-12 when she climbs up from the A to the C just before F. What's with the song title pointing to her snatch? Slightly elementary don't you think? Sort of cheapens it all IMO. Her guitar is a pinch on the loud side of the mix as she sometimes almost pulls ahead of the song itself.
KSM,
Have you been expressing your creative side through artwork up there?
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Do they know anything other than rage?
I think the dudes with Harems seem pretty pleased. Not my thing but they seem to dig it.They have harems here on terra-firma while having 72 virgins just waiting for them somewhere else. Am I mixing religions? Generalizing?
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... I've got a Shreddinger's cat question:It lives and dies in the box never to be heard by anyone. The tree fell in the forest and nobody ever heard.
If you do pinch harmonics, but you've only got the bridge pickup on and in single coil mode, does that pinch harmonic still exist?
Is Canada worth fighting for?
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It sure used to be.. :-\
https://realbadradioshow.com/track/4129322/maga-hating-couple-oh-canada
Pierre could seriously set things back in the right direction, but I don't know that time is on his side. And who knows what he finds when he takes office and realizes first hand what kind of mess was left for him.
"They (Liberals) get the party, I get the hangover" - Pierre Pollievre
What happens between now and the next Canadian election is the question. The new government will be dealing with a recession, major unemployment and provincial backlash. Can Canada hold on as a viable sovereign nation? What is Uncle Sam going to do with all those recalcitrants who refuse to pledge allegiance to the stars and stripes?
What happens between now and the next Canadian election is the question. The new government will be dealing with a recession, major unemployment and provincial backlash. Can Canada hold on as a viable sovereign nation? What is Uncle Sam going to do with all those recalcitrants who refuse to pledge allegiance to the stars and stripes?I don't know how close you've been following things but I recently did a piece on a report that claimed that at this point 1 in 4 Canadians WOULD be in favor of joining the US or at least be open to considering it. 1 in 4! That's huge if you think about it in just the 5-6 weeks since the original 51st state joke was made. Obviously that jab against the fancy sock swish has grown legs as it obviously has people thinking about it. I would never have imagined only ten years ago that I would feel the way I do now, but as things are with Canada being so weakened and broken I am just fine with it. I don't recognize this place.
Move the miscreants, those who flee the US, the illegal aliens whose countries won't take them back, to Yukon Territory. I understand there's lots of room there , and that Sgt. Preston will take good care of them.I thought about Yukon. But at second look.. Northwest Territory looks appropriate.
Prince of Wales Island has a nice ring to it.
I don't know how close you've been following things but I recently did a piece on a report that claimed that at this point 1 in 4 Canadians WOULD be in favor of joining the US or at least be open to considering it. 1 in 4! That's huge if you think about it in just the 5-6 weeks since the original 51st state joke was made. Obviously that jab against the fancy sock swish has grown legs as it obviously has people thinking about it. I would never have imagined only ten years ago that I would feel the way I do now, but as things are with Canada being so weakened and broken I am just fine with it. I don't recognize this place.
As far as those who would not be willing to join in, they and all the 'I'm moving to Canada if he wins' types from the US can have their own section of land in the most northern parts of Canada while the rest of us move on with one giant unified fortress/continent.
I am not happy about any of this but it is what it truly is and if the cowards in Ottawa were not hiding away staving off the election that they WILL lose in a landslide we wouldn't be in this mess, or at least there would be a much earlier election and we (up here) could move forward.
This is the report: https://abacusdata.ca/trump-tariffs-canada-51ststate-polling/That's not the same report/poll.
Only 6% strongly in favor of joining the United States.
Concentration camps in Nunavut won't do it.
Justin made a pathetic appeal to the American public for friendship and a desperate appeal to the Canadian public for unity in his latest tariff response. How is this likely to go over? For Canada this is economic war, for the US business as usual.
Prime minister blackface said he wanted a partnership with America but then he later admitted they're not doing everything they could and that they're going to start doing something about the drugs and the border crossings... Uh, hello? 😁😁😁😁..and now it's too late. Perfectly bumbled as usual.
..and now it's too late. Perfectly bumbled as usual.
That's not the same report/poll.
As for "For Canada this is economic war, for the US business as usual." I don't care. And be careful with the passive aggressive keyboard chest beating. If we were at the same table and you kept on like that I would knock you on your arse.
I've already said in various posts that I would welcome an annexation. And still not care. But it would be fun to watch a certain percent of the populous lose their damn minds. THAT would be gold!
Feeling thin-skinned these days? Must be the raw Canadian weather.Thin skinned? No. But whatever helps ya sleep. *shrug*
Some suggest this trade war is Justin's plot for Liberal re-election.
... Justin made a pathetic appeal to the American public for friendship and a desperate appeal to the Canadian public for unity in his latest tariff response...
... Some suggest this trade war is Justin's plot for Liberal re-election...
Soylent Canadian???Hahaha There's an option!
KSM,
For your information and action as appropriate.
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Given the current US attack on Canada what spirit animal should Canadians now identify with?
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Wolverine Beaver Yellow-bellied marmot
Well, some Canadian pride is lost...
https://www.foxnews.com/media/star-canadian-singer-stripped-prestigious-honor-after-ongoing-indigenous-ancestry-dispute
Well, some Canadian pride is lost...She does look like she's made of wood.. like a totem pole. *shrug*
https://www.foxnews.com/media/star-canadian-singer-stripped-prestigious-honor-after-ongoing-indigenous-ancestry-dispute
Grey Owl played the same game but received posthumous recognition. Wasn't BSM pure grift?
Should we call this larping, cultural appropriation or just good old American BS?
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KSM,For coolness and home bar decor I would go for the old school, but since you are not a home bar guy..
I'm in the market for a planer but I'm not ready yet to drop several hundred dollars on a decent bench top model. So for now I am looking at hand models. Any thoughts on a hand held electric versus a manual one? They are about the same price.
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@Walks_At_Night what are you going to be planing?Of all the things to wake up thinking about. ::)
TL;DR Poplar or Pine. 2x4's, 4x4's, etc for building stuff outside or in the garage. Just getting started and not ready to drop loads of cash on a real planer.
To start with "cheap" dimensional lumber. Want to build a workbench - right now I've got some MDF attached to 2x3's sitting on saw horses as a work bench. Then want to build a lumber storage cart, a shoe rack and then an outdoor kitchen. Got a great deal on a 36" Blackstone griddle, so want to pair that with my grill and maybe a pizza oven. Along with a table and chairs to use out there.
At the point in life where I'm tired of grunting for the man so much and want to branch out a bit. I've built some planter boxes and this potting bench (https://www.ana-white.com/woodworking-projects/simple-2x4-potting-bench-slatted-back) which went well. Mrs. WAN found me a brand new, still in the box Craftsman table saw for $75 - its not what I would have picked but couldn't pass it up.
Which one?
Some of the automotive tools are good...
Aren't there two hand planes? One for going with the grain and the other for across? Or something like that.
KSM, What's new with you buddy??
A car and a new perogy casserole recipe that I'll be diving into by weeks end.Can you do a food review video of that recipe like Jason Callan but better?
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Can you do a food review video of that recipe like Jason Callan but better?
here is his thread.
https://ellgab.com/index.php?topic=1790.0
KSM,
Is this some sort of troll?
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KSM,
Is this some sort of troll?
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Is that what you call an aging lady showing some cleavage?If he's antifreedom, he is the enemy of man! He is the final pope that we were warned of! ICK!!
😁😁😁
Hey, @KSM,
Is it wrong to actually vocalize that I hope that Pope Francis suffers and dies? That fucking commie pinko doesn't even follow his own church's doctrine and has done a lot to support the New World Order where we will own nothing and be happy.
How's 2025 been treating you KSM??Leisurely.
KSM,Hahahaha what a great way to kick off my day.
Ever see anything like this?
https://x.com/Jeesusfeelix_Ge/status/1896609820566044752
Zoomer of the horn actionSo.. ultimately did his ass get 'horned' or what? The first video almost l00ks like the horn was merely caught in his knickers. THAT picture there looks like his ballbag is about to be ripped open, not his arse.
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KSM,You're on a roll today!
Ever see anything like this?
Shawinigan Handshake?Never been a chip guy but he's a vomit.
Never had one of them ketchup chips. How revolting are they?
Oh fuck he's getting up for a pee! Hold tight! He's from Long Island.
EDIT: Seems like a very nice gentleman. Retired, started a YT channel in his garage. He's taking stuff to the dump tomorrow and will be cleaning out the attic.
EDIT: He has a great deal planned for the garden this spring/summer. Might even try pumpkins this year. Showing all the packet seeds he has. Many of them cold tolerant.. 16 of us currently watching and he's saying goodnight in 30 if he doesn't hit 20 Likes beforehand....
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Excellent @KSM Glad you found your own Senda to watch! He seems to be a superior being in many respects so I admire your decision.
I'm sticking with my man however. He fished a couple of organizers out of the rubbish and they will greatly increase the organization in his place. It is the little things that keep his viewership strong!
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Heard today in response to me saying that I view cars as safety devices, not toys...I prefer guys who play with tools instead of toys. If you're a chick or a roundmouth AKA homosexual it's most certainly a pickup line.
I prefer guys who play with tools instead of toys.
Was that a pickup line or comedy? Tell me @KSM!
Hahahaha.
I prefer guys who play with tools instead of toys. If you're a chick or a roundmouth AKA homosexual it's most certainly a pickup line.
Was she hanging out in the Service Department waiting room?
As a patriotic taxpaying Canadian, how do you feel about the F35 fighter jet boondoggle? Should Canada go ahead and buy the mess or wangle out of the contract?Re-elect a morally bankrupt band of head in the sand liberals resulting in a completely helpless and weakened nation that is prime for the chopping up and annexation of some areas. Sort of bypasses all that dang plane stuff.
As a patriotic taxpaying Canadian, how do you feel about the F35 fighter jet boondoggle? Should Canada go ahead and buy the mess or wangle out of the contract?
Re-elect a morally bankrupt band of head in the sand liberals resulting in a completely helpless and weakened nation that is prime for the chopping up and annexation of some areas. Sort of bypasses all that dang plane stuff.
The stupidity of Atlantic and most of eastern Canada will be etched in tablet to serve as a warning for generations to come.
KSM, Did you have a good St patty's day??Actually I did!
Maybe Jason could review some cheap Scotch.In that case I would not be the right guy to talk to.
With Jason it would probably be the cheapest beer on sale at Walmart.
I don't really know who we're talking about..
Someone who streams on the 'Tube and mocks Falkie.
Being a Art enthusiast and the anniversary of his death approaching, instead of random weird suggestions for guests... What about Karen Jackson or (seriously) Heather?
Maybe Vincent (the early son) might be out there.
or (seriously) Heather?A while not long before leaving Denver I had a fair bit of hits to the website over a two-ish week span from Pahrump resulting in several listens. Don't know if that would be her or not but either way I highly doubt she would come on. Unless I paid her?
I don't really know who we're talking about..https://ellgab.com/index.php?topic=1790.0
A while not long before leaving Denver I had a fair bit of hits to the website over a two-ish week span from Pahrump resulting in several listens. Don't know if that would be her or not but either way I highly doubt she would come on. Unless I paid her?
https://ellgab.com/index.php?topic=1790.0Ok, I'll put it another way. I don't care who he is. Why the actual FUCK would I have that guy on?
I hope that this helps KSM.
Ok, I'll put it another way. I don't care who he is. Why the actual FUCK would I have that guy on?I'm sorry KSM.
I'm sorry KSM.No need to apologize.
No need to apologize.What's next? Is going to charge you when you take a shit?
What you don't now is that Bart has purchased the station that houses the RBR studio and he has made many changes that effect every aspect of my show. No more free water, heat, electricity, and he has gone as far as to revoke my vending machine privileges. Corporate greed and power lust. You know what he's like.
What's next? Is he going to charge you when you take a shit?Is he going to nickel and dime you for everything?? if so, when will he put your show on konr? How was your weekend buddy?? Is Trump trying to send the storm troopers after you yet??
KSM,If only I spoke filthy vile street shitter.
Do you know what the young man is saying in this vid?
KSM,
Was this the salesperson involved in your latest vehicle purchase?
That has happened a few times to me.
My current car deal is with a salesman I've used multiple times. He has an assistant who has a good long 6 inches of visible camel toe on her typical outfit.(A pant suit, Tweed or something that looks like it was done by Burberry.)
One day it was raining and she was dressed like she was from New York, with one exception... She had a slit up to her ass. Getting in the car for a test drive exposed that slit. She wore a thong.
She's not been very good but she's Asian, skinny and wears intriguing outfits.
After the deal is done, because I have a special order vehicle and I don't want to create any problems with my order, I am tempted to say something about her slow walking of a couple of things. My car's been delayed in additional month.
At least the babes in Las Vegas knew what they were doing and didn't mind using a push-up bra to accomplish what they were there for.
KSM,
Was this the salesperson involved in your latest vehicle purchase?
KSM,
Is this the silliest video on Youtube?
Bah.... NVM man."Who are you?"
KSM,Tell me that wouldn't be full on nightmare fuel when you were a kid. ?
Have you ever seen anything like this?
https://x.com/CursedVideos/status/1908148530708971820
Or this?My Dad had some interesting walking sticks. That would've made the cut! Top 3, easy! Strutting (with a limp) around the Legion with that thing as my mom looked on.....
KSM,
Just saw where that Harrison dude from the TV show Pawn Stars is getting married again for like 20th time. Is this one gonna clean him out for good?
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KSM,
Used to pitch in High School. Wasn't great but I wasn't terrible either. Had a really nice little curve ball and a fair to middlin' slider.
Threw my arm out tonight playing fetch with the dogs while chucking a tennis ball.
What the hell happened to me?
KSM,
Used to pitch in High School. Wasn't great but I wasn't terrible either. Had a really nice little curve ball and a fair to middlin' slider.
Threw my arm out tonight playing fetch with the dogs while chucking a tennis ball.
What the hell happened to me?
I used to throw my arm out with tennis balls, but seldom baseballs or softballs - something about them being too light...Far too light to throw like the much beefier baseball. The very movement does not lend itself to a tennis ball.
KSM, What are you going to do on 4/20 this year?Being that I am not a pot smoking loser I will spend the day thinking on the significance of the holy weekend while making an Easter ham with all the trimmings.
Being that I am not a pot smoking loser I will spend the day thinking on the significance of the holy weekend while making an Easter ham with all the trimmings.Yes, KSM, Pot smoking is for losers and you're not a commie loser who smokes pot. I hope that you have a good holy weekend.
Being that I am not a pot smoking loser I will spend the day thinking on the significance of the holy weekend while making an Easter ham with all the trimmings.
... while making an Easter ham...
Hey @KSMSmall amount of coverage so no need to buy a 5 gallon bin like a floor guy does.
Several years ago my wife had Nucore vinyl plank flooring installed and the contractor couldn’t get the transition strips and stair bullnose delivered in time.
So I’m stuck with installing them. I think I have the transition strips figured out because they have a metal bracket that gets screwed to the floor and then the vinyl transition strip pushes into that.
The vinyl bullnose trim is too thin to use my brad nailer. What kind of adhesive should I use on the tread and bullnose to keep me from breaking my neck in the middle of the night?
... Stairs pictured were done in 2012. I still know the guy and his stairs haven't budged. Now multiply his stairs by about 390 other staircases.
How are your former grunts doing with the business you left them? They still have the truck?
Small amount of coverage so no need to buy a 5 gallon bin like a floor guy does.
Personally I would use Lepage Premium. Trowel it smooth, or what I usually did was run a few lines left to right and press/set your plank down as the glue flattens out beneath. Trust me, it'll hold. You already know to make sure all surfaces of contact are clean and dry.
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I've used that on ALL my hardwood stair jobs as well as laminate and planking.
Stairs pictured were done in 2012. I still know the guy and his stairs haven't budged. Now multiply his stairs by about 390 other staircases.
Thanks @KSM Couldn’t find LePage but the tubes I bought had a lot of the same letters on it.Pretty much the same product. That'll do it.
I went with this. Scuffed up the vinyl bullnose with a wire cup brush on my drill. Hopefully it will hold. This stuff says works with vinyl.
KSM,
Is this your Dream Home? (https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/304-E-Simpson-Ave-Fresno-CA-93704/18736953_zpid)
Look at that yard!
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Huh well isn't that interesting. I kinda love it although I'm a little more wide open spaces sorta guy. A little cluttered IMO, that yard needs to breathe. Would love it as a second house for weekends in my later years.
Would love it as a second house for weekends in my later years.
I like that plan. You can hook up with Mother Goose and you both can spend your Golden Years there.Yeah, and a lot of baking to be done in that kitchen. I'd have an apron.. ::)
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Admit it, Vera wants to drop loads all over that yard.Remember the pics of some my old yards and lawns? No dog pee spots or any traces of a dog, let alone a nice beast like V. She only messed in the designated area for any specific place. Just like King Henry before her. My dogs get it! They know..
Yeah, and a lot of baking to be done in that kitchen. I'd have an apron.. ::)Yes, Mr. Shoot People If They Look At Your Grass The Wrong Way. Thus the comment. Vera's got the itch to be the poopin' bitch.
Remember the pics of some my old yards and lawns? No dog pee spots or any traces of a dog, let alone a nice beast like V. She only messed in the designated area for any specific place. Just like King Henry before her. My dogs get it! They know..
Mr. Shoot People If They Look At Your Grass The Wrong Way.
Hit a nerve, eh? Is Vera is your biggest nightmare? One stray droplet and you're dousing it with 10 gallons of water... Yeah, keeping your enemies close, I get it...
😈😈😈
KSM,
Have you ever shot the gap like this?
Tranny?What in tarnation and WHY!!??
Meth teeth replaced by dentures?
Do you care if Alberta leaves?I WANT them to leave. No more tit for the east to suck off of. Also, this would cause Sasky to join Alberta putting BC in a very peculiar situation as more and more here have the same talks of leaving.
I WANT them to leave. No more tit for the east to suck off of. Also, this would cause Sasky to join Alberta putting BC in a very peculiar situation as more and more here have the same talks of leaving.
PS: None of this will ever happen.
There's an Eastern Oregon movement called greater Idaho. 2 years ago, they told me this is far off and we're just trying to build a foundation... In the last couple of months, they've been trying to get state representatives from Oregon to meet with them to actually start drawing up stuff. I think people have finally figured out nothing gets done, like what the Republicans are doing in Congress right now, and it's time to do shit.Oh that is definitely happening, but actually getting it done is another question. Personally I would like the current US'Eh to TAKE western Canada. A little milk n' honey in the form of an offer we can't refuse. 8)
Letting a liberal screw shit up for another couple years might inspire people in the western parts of Canada.
Could we take BC and leave Vancouver behind?By all means. Would be nice to make about 70% of the population in Van and Isle disappear without a trace - like a rapture of sorts. Would be lovely real estate to hold on to. Vancouver is very nice to l00k at.
KSM,
What kind of insanity is this?
The English have dissed Tim Horton's. Is it time to cut ties with the Motherland?A few things..
A few things..
They might have a different menu than we do? I don't recognize much of that but I am far from a "Tim's" guy. from what I hear it went completely downhill in 2014 when Burger King bought them. Technically speaking, TH's is an American franchise.
Tim Horton's is the Tragically Hip of coffee places for liberal voters in that fucking drive-thru every morning on their way to 8 hours of death. Fuck the Hip. Fuck the Horton's.
Wellthe Burger King would kill anybody I guess. Down with the Horton's and up with Mikita's.
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KSM,SWIMSQUATCH??!?
Fisherman out your way filmed this. Lifetime on the water and he has never seen anything like it. Thoughts?
KSM,Geez. Might have to pass this one off to Bart. Goofiest looking crypto in the universe. Looks lazy too.
Fisherman out your way filmed this. Lifetime on the water and he has never seen anything like it. Thoughts?
Geez. Might have to pass this one off to Bart. Goofiest looking crypto in the universe. Looks lazy too.
Weird looking rascal ain't it? I don't imagine that it is in the bloom of health whatever it is/was.Think of ALL the interesting creature videos you've posted over the years. IF even 10% of those are legit beings, it's crazy to think what else would be out there. For me, nothing beats the Saudi Witch filmed by the cops out on that dark road that you posted back in early 2023. THAT one takes the Creepy WTF Cake!
KSM,
Fisherman out your way filmed this. Lifetime on the water and he has never seen anything like it. Thoughts?
Do we know for sure where it was filmed, because it looks a little like some of the river dolphins in various parts of the world. Some short nosed dolphins live in salt water as well. Here's one from Australia.
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KSM,BAAARRRRT I think WAN meant to send YOU this one!! @Bart Ell
Stretchy pants...miracle or malfeasance?
BAAARRRRT I think WAN meant to send YOU this one!! @Bart Ell
KSM,My king is not of this world.
Is your King not doing good? :'(
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KSM,
Is your King not doing good? :'(
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Do you think somebody might have stretched that photo to make him look better and, in the process made it look like kielbasa instead of hot dog?
Quite possibly. No matter how one slices it though, KSM's Royal Sovereign seems to be a hurtin' dawg.
KSM,Laundry day. However, he is not only tenacious but he's also quite loyal so little bastard and showed up to do his part - sort of.
Old school rumble here. Blue shirts versus gray shirts. Out of nowhere, a single red shirt shows up and starts fighting both groups until he ends up in the sewer taking on three dudes. What was his problem?
KSM,
Old school rumble here. Blue shirts versus gray shirts. Out of nowhere, a single red shirt shows up and starts fighting both groups until he ends up in the sewer taking on three dudes. What was his problem?
I don't see a golf cart. If there was a golf cart involved, I would know that the video is from Canada.Boi you lost me on that one..
Boi you lost me on that one..
You forgot that big golf course brawl in Canada? There were some real punches landed.The blue shirt aggressors run amok! Fattest guy gets dropped at the end.
KSM,This is Fatwa worthy, no doubt.
What the heck was going on out there in the desert after dark?
KSM,I actually like that. I would prefer 3-wheel or man-sized electric Big Wheel that would have come in handy yesterday while out shootin' in the Deep Woods...
What do you think about a battery powered mini-bike? A blast and a half to grease around back roads on or is it just stupid?
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KSM,What movie is that taken from? And why or how is the old lady blown over like that? "mail man's"
What the hell was the mail man's problem?
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What movie is that taken from? And why or how is the old lady blown over like that? "mail man's"
KSM,It would get hit as part of the barn and eventually after they take over I would be up on charges at the mercy of her peers.
Whaddya think? A good addition for the Bag Barn or mount it on the hood of your Jeep?
What are you doing about sardine? I bought some odd brand and they're not very good.I can relate. I'm buying dollar store dines right now and they're not bad. Brand name? Something odd. Chicken of the Sea got weird a few months before I moved from CO. I'll share a picture of a can from my stash when I get home as you have me curious. Don't even know what's in my own cupboard. ::)
I can relate. I'm buying dollar store dines right now and they're not bad. Brand name? Something odd. Chicken of the Sea got weird a few months before I moved from CO. I'll share a picture of a can from my stash when I get home as you have me curious. Don't even know what's in my own cupboard. ::)Here @JUAN
Salmon sperm facials? (https://www.verywellhealth.com/salmon-sperm-facial-11704439) Who beats off the fish?Boy it never ends with the 'Hollywood Starlet' types.
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I gotta cover that. You're hired as Producer In Chief.
KSM,Yeah, that is actually a remake that I can get behind. Hope they do it justice. They have remade The Naked Gun with Liam Neeson!!?? I dig Mr Neeson but not in this role as LT. Frank Drebin!
Just saw that they will be releasing a new version of The Running Man this autumn. Where will they find another MIT educated electrical engineer, Olympic wrestling hopeful, opera singer [sings Wagner's Valkyrie war cry as he dispatches the wicked], whom is also descended from Dutch nobility to play Dynamo? Those kind of guys don't grow on trees.
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Yeah, that is actually a remake that I can get behind. Hope they do it justice. They have remade The Naked Gun with Liam Neeson!!?? I dig Mr Neeson but not in this role as LT. Frank Drebin!
PS: I don't know if you listened to 189. Apparently, according to two separate people in the mailbag, I am a 'KEVIN', the male version of a Karen for being nosey and calling in a "Doggy wellness check" as I referred to it. So these twats would just l00k the other way on what may be a horrific situation! fucking assholes
You're not missing anything. Cute idea for 199 will be the listener appreciation show consisting of 22-24 minutes of dead silence. Talk it in as usual.....24 minutes....Talk it out as usual.
Haven't caught a RBR episode in awhile. Got wrapped up in some other bat shit crazyness that I was watching/listening too. Like watching people jump out of a burning building - you shouldn't look but you do. Finished that muck up for now so will get back to some RBR.
There were so many missed opportunities when one woman was holding another woman's hair, that's when you clock her. Or take her knee out so she needs surgery...
Sheesh, I guess that's what fighting like a girl is.
KSM,I'm the one in the green dress.
Is that you in the glasses trying to calm stuff down?
Note: NSFW as a boob pops out during the fray.
KSM,In a nightmare fuel sort of way. :o
Hot or not?
A little footsie on the train action? Would that be agreeable?
A little footsie on the saw action? Would that be agreeable?Yeah, well that's a problem. Go to the well one too many times, and..
A little footsie on the train action? Would that be agreeable?As gross as that is to us, ShayP would've had real gag reflex issues with that.
KSM,Two years ago? Hard No. Now? Yes, just so I can report back over the microphone live from Denver Colorado.
Would you bend the elbow a little bit with this stuff or flee in horror and disgust?
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KSM,Yeah that guy was silently bustin a gut back there.
Iv'e been married on pushing 40 years. So my dating knowledge is way out of date. Has Rolex Ugly replaced Coyote Ugly in modern parlance?
https://x.com/WeaponsVault/status/1940884976347894263
KSM,Serves the little shit right. Good!
This guy one timered it nicely but had a little right to left draw. Acceptable or does he need to work on it more?
KSM,
This guy one timered it nicely but had a little right to left draw. Acceptable or does he need to work on it more?
Not sure if he did it on purpose but it's funny nonetheless.
Bend it like Beckam!
Not sure if he did it on purpose but it's funny nonetheless.
As with most social media content, my first thought was CGI.Music to my auricles!
I've been hearing in the news cycles that the AI created content is going to get demonetized by YouTube.
KSM,He warned us long ago, he CAN"T drive 55!
Is Sammy Hagar the worst road rager ever?
Where in the fuck would I put a post about a fire around Area 51?
Art Bell?
Supposedly, the fire has gotten to some old paint stocks, yay pollution.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-14911767/fire-breaks-Area-51-UFO-neveda.html
That one is going on E99. Thank you. You're hired!
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KSM,
Is Sammy Hagar the worst road rager ever?...
This looks either staged or some goofing off between buddies.
KSM,Soft inference here; hey KSM do you ever imagine what it would be like to suck cock?
Do you ever start randomly doing weird shit with your mouth like Idol?
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Well how about this one then? Whaddya say KSM?
KSM,What a disgusting people they are. Absolute "vermin" and completely oblivious to it.
What is the diagnosis here? Kawasaki foot?
KSM,
So what was Keith Hernandez talking about then?
Do you gip? In a bustier?
No but he Gimps in a dog get up..........
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Confuses the hell out of Vera
KSM,Keith has Black Fatigue and was expressing this in the most delicate way. Or, Keith was simply referring to that woman as a cheap whore.
So what was Keith Hernandez talking about then?
KSM,Thank you once again for my morning vomit.
Breakfast time. Would you drink milk from a two faced cow?
Thank you once again for my morning vomit.
Please sir, can I have another
KSM,It's like he was sexually mocked by a rhino. Jeepers, man.
Does this dude have the best busted wing story ever?
@Walks_At_Night
Isn't this the pointy-chinned 5.5 - 10 slut I talked about three or four months ago on RBR? You may have found a slight discrepancy in my report if I recall correctly.
Yep. Only 3.8 stars out of 10. If it gets into the logistics of the feat, it should be at least 5 stars.My 5.5 rating was my generous assessment of her, just so we're clear. 3.8 for the film seems generous as well.
KSM,I see these offerings in the mo0rning pre-breakfast. I foresee starvation and chronic atrophy in my immediate future.
We know that you can Pet Dat Dawg but can you Feed Dat Gut?
Boy that was just sickening
Really? Well do you have any thoughts on Hernia Body Art? I think it might be the next big thing.Pretty, pretty, pretty pretty tame compared to all the above. I didn't even vomit. :-\
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KSM,
Are these dudes jamming out to Dance this mess around?
KSM,In a hotel room about to head home and that will be great for the 130 mile drive. I smell like female bull rider fluid.
Demon-Possessed Bodies Crawling Up Walls and Levitating Think it is worth a listen?
I smell like female bull rider fluid.
KSM,
Demon-Possessed Bodies Crawling Up Walls and Levitating Think it is worth a listen?
Still have 20 minutes to go on it now that I'm home but so far so good. Great suggestion.
UPDATE: @Walks_At_Night this thing is well over four hours in duration. I don't have 20 minutes left I have two hours and twenty minutes left to go! Is the rest of this safe breakfast eating and coffee drinking material?
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KSM,In a road band (1994) while booked in a hotel (Barhead Alberta) I went out to the back stairs as they were only about 15' from my door. It was an easy route to the back door to access the cabaret we were playing that week. Sun was beginning to go down so everything outside was still quite visible. At the bottom of these stairs was a very obese woman who had obviously taken a tragic fall.. she was bloody, bruised, and moaning - obviously drunk as hell, hence the fall down the 15 or so wooden stairs. I turned around and took the long way to the stage.
Is Big Slime gonna be ok?
KSM,
Pretty much a given that this guy is gonna die...badly. Question is will it be a shock with heart stoppage or a raging inferno of a house fire?
KSM,
Ever get your eye busted via a round house kick from an ambidextrous legged Lady Boy? If no, will you be buying a plane ticket?
Miami?
One could argue that KISS was disco for a short spell. The I Was Made For.. song and most of that weird UNMASKED album.
Disco lives
Also KISS.
KSM,In her case gravity really does suck. The low hanging granny smiths don't lie!
Did some settlement occur during shipping or just Isaac Newton winning again?
Have you ever contemplated an expedition to someplace ... exotic?Toronto? *cough*
KSM,C'mon man, that's one of God's creatures.
Didn't know they grew them that big. Did you?
KSM,Yes, but I wash hoping for more of a Tiananmen Square type ending.
Did the little guy deserve that biff to the head?
KSM,Hey, that's his bidet.
Is this the ultimate ball wash?
KSM,Depends on the beer. Depends on the wings.
Just wondering...... Do you like beer and wings?
Depends on the beer. Depends on the wings.
Do you?? Do it at home or go out to a local place? Both?
KSM,Does 'ick quantify as a thought?
Thoughts?
KSM,
Do you think Gargantua will be okay?
KSM,
You are a man of the world. So why come do the breastilations start their bounce from six o'clock to twelve o' clock?
...Well, who needs a light show. She's workin' those muffins and ain't nobody complainin'!!
PS: Epileptic seizure in the 4th row. And now the 2nd row.
KSM,
Do you have a raccoon trapped in the wall or is a demon from hell trying to attempt an old fashioned on you while you bath?
KSM,I swear we had a group of girls in in Ab&B one weekend that was doing that shit. They were off the hook.
Does white bikini have a scar on her left leg and/or does pink pants have brain swelling?
KSM,
You up for a little Public Transportation Parmesan on your pasta tonight?
KSM,A guy in a wheelchair. He's going at quite the clip because the same thing that scared the animals scared him as well. Obviously a paved walking path down there.
Ever seen an Ogre cruising down a path like this?
Do you still buy it and eat or do you just leave it in a heap?I'd eat that if the bologna slicer is close by.
Do you buy it and eat it or just leave it in a heap?Album cover.
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KSM,'YOU'RE GROUNDED!' that's funny stuff
Obviously a delicate situation. Did this Father handle it the right way?
KSM,
So like...How many beers did you down at the B.C. Lions game?
Hey KSM,Man there are about eighteen things going on here that have nothing to do with the pressure washer or old drywall. I checked her channel and most of the comments for this are quite tame with a few posts/comments that are comprised of nothing more than red hearts. She is after all, pickupprincess!
I wouldn't have thought of this. Any thoughts on using a pressure washer as a demo tool?
KSM,It's very loud in here but if I heard her correctly she said "fire!" ?
Whaddya think?
It's very loud in here but if I heard her correctly she said "fire!" ?
I hope she at least got one in her size.
KSM,My goodness where'd you find that one? Yeah I guess that dog takes the cake.
Is this the worst hot dog there is...Was...Or ever will be?
KSM,Dirty knuckles but the filth on the one part makes it look like a soiled arse. ? Ick, either way.
Knuckles or a butt in this real estate (https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/132-Grady-Ave-Tryon-NC-28782/107059431_zpid) photo?
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Hey KSM! Do you think this gentleman has two whammers and two bungholes?
I can't watch it.
I got a deformity/freak thing. No deal Sam Steel. No dice!
KSM,The dramatic music would suggest just that.
Is the German Army getting some of their Mojo back finally? (https://rumble.com/v70rndk-freuding-in-litauen-heidnische-inszenierung-soll-kriegsbereitschaft-derostf.html)
Why does the reporter at the Jays game have two left arms?
Why does the reporter at the Jays game have two left arms?
Notification of Rabies Case
On January 27, 2025, CDC was notified of possible rabies virus infection in a kidney transplant recipient (Figure). After CDC confirmed diagnosis, jurisdictional health departments and CDC conducted an investigation to determine the source of the infection and to identify other persons at risk. This activity was reviewed by CDC, deemed not research, and was conducted consistent with applicable federal law and CDC policy.*
Kidney Recipient
In December 2024, an adult male Michigan resident received a left kidney transplant from an Idaho donor at an Ohio hospital. Approximately 5 weeks later, the recipient experienced tremors, lower extremity weakness, confusion, and urinary incontinence. Seven days after symptom onset, he was hospitalized with fever, hydrophobia, dysphagia, and autonomic instability. On hospital day 2, he required invasive mechanical ventilation. On hospital day 4, clinicians consulted the Ohio Department of Health and CDC because the recipient’s signs and symptoms were compatible with rabies. The Donor Risk Assessment Interview (DRAI) questionnaire reported that the donor had received a skunk scratch. The kidney recipient’s saliva, nuchal skin biopsy, serum, and cerebrospinal fluid samples, collected on hospital days 3–6, were sent to CDC for rabies testing. On hospital day 7, the recipient died; postmortem brain tissue samples were sent to CDC. Rabies virus RNA was detected in saliva, nuchal skin, and brain tissue samples. Rabies virus immunoglobulin (Ig) M, IgG, and neutralizing antibodies were detected in serum. Viral characterization was consistent with the silver-haired bat (Lasionycteris noctivagans) rabies virus variant. Michigan public health officials interviewed the kidney recipient’s family; no animal exposures were reported.
Idaho Organ Donor
After rabies was suspected, the Idaho Department of Health and Welfare, the local public health district, and CDC investigated the Idaho donor as the possible infection source. Interviews with the family added details not included in the DRAI questionnaire. In late October 2024, a skunk approached the donor as he held a kitten in an outbuilding on his rural property. During an encounter that rendered the skunk unconscious, the donor sustained a shin scratch that bled, but he did not think he had been bitten. According to the family, the donor attributed the skunk’s behavior to predatory aggression toward the kitten.
A member of the donor’s household reported that approximately 5 weeks later, in early December, the donor was confused, had difficulty swallowing and walking, experienced hallucinations, and had a stiff neck. Two days after symptom onset, he was found unresponsive at home after presumed cardiac arrest. He was resuscitated and hospitalized but never regained consciousness. He was declared brain dead and removed from life support on hospital day 5. Left kidney, heart, lungs, and both corneas were recovered.
KSM, WTAF man?Wow.
Michigan man dies of rabies after kidney transplant from Idaho donor who saved kitten from skunk
Source:
Reddit => https://www.reddit.com/r/Michigan/comments/1pioq1d/michigan_man_dies_of_rabies_after_kidney/
CDC => https://www.cdc.gov/mmwr/volumes/74/wr/mm7439a1.htm
Wow.
Can I use that?
Talk about a series of small events leading to death.
KSM, WTAF man?
Michigan man dies of rabies after kidney transplant from Idaho donor who saved kitten from skunk
Source:
Reddit => https://www.reddit.com/r/Michigan/comments/1pioq1d/michigan_man_dies_of_rabies_after_kidney/
CDC => https://www.cdc.gov/mmwr/volumes/74/wr/mm7439a1.htm
''... Left kidney, heart, lungs, and both corneas were recovered.''
I wonder what happened with these other organs..Donated to local churches.
KSM,Insanity. Just try and make sense of what's going on there..
How is that weight gain coming along? That is quite a few doggers.
Insanity. Just try and make sense of what's going on there..
Me? Like a barrel. My abs have become one big AB that appears more like a ravioli.
cookies
assorted chocolates
cakes and brownies
meat and cheese tray feasts
gift certifs for numerous places (had the best tuna tartare EVER!)
"Slightly elevated".. Hmmmm Nothing to worry about but better keep an eye on that. (Like I need to tell you)
Good news. As for me, just had my annual physical. For the first time in my life, I have slightly elevated cholesterol. Too much Char-Grill I guess.
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KSM are you planning to have a very good christmas and a better new year too?
KSM,No. Fake video. Guy needs to go back to the drawing board.
Did the dog bite that thing on the wiener?
KSM,Well that was good for a chuckle.
How is that exercise regime coming along after the Holiday weight gain?
Dear KSM,Hipster Doofus. Not you. The guy in the video.
Are you a male manipulator?
Sincerely,
KDubb
Hipster Doofus. Not you. The guy in the video.
Anyways, NO. I do not need a costume. Clothes do not make me. I MAKE ME. I alone suffice just as God made me.
On second thought I do have my eye on a walking stick and hat for pub days.
Dear KSM,
Are you a male manipulator?
Sincerely,
KDubb
a mustache.
If this bowl could talk, what tales would it tell?"I'm stumped"
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KSM,I have not, but I sure like the L00ks of those! Methinks me want a set!
Have you ever used these Millner bits? They are costly but supposed to go through anything.
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KSM,
Does the beast look like it has hairy tiddies to you? It always looked that way to me and it has never seemed right to me.
Wouldn't the bazonga's be hair free like on a Gorilla?
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