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Bart, this year my cherry tomato plants bloomed and bloomed leaving us with an abundance of the lil red sweethearts. Here's what we do when this happens. We'll throw about two - three cups of them into the food processor and pulse until they are well, a slushy kind of texture. Then pour the wonderful mess into a regular white linen pillow case and string it up leaving one bottom corner hanging over a large bowl to catch all the tomato water.
By then the martini shaker and glasses are well frozen in the freezer. Equal parts quality vodka and tomato water into the shaker.. and shake. Let sit and shake again before pouring.
This is what I'm telling you.
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I do the same thing.
With used tampons.
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I have 35 more minutes work until I have 6 days off.
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Bort, back at bellgab I was worried you would stop posting again. Now you have Ellgab and post all the time. I really like what you've done to the place and am glad that you, out of all the gabbers, own it.
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Bort, back at bellgab I was worried you would stop posting again. Now you have Ellgab and post all the time. I really like what you've done to the place and am glad that you, out of all the gabbers, own it.
Seconded
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I have 35 more minutes work until I have 6 days off.
Yay!
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Bort, back at bellgab I was worried you would stop posting again. Now you have Ellgab and post all the time. I really like what you've done to the place and am glad that you, out of all the gabbers, own it.
If Carl (or whatever idiot) didn't buy that legacy domain name I would have been gone back in April.
Thank or blame Carl for all this.
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Bort, back at bellgab I was worried you would stop posting again. Now you have Ellgab and post all the time. I really like what you've done to the place and am glad that you, out of all the gabbers, own it.
Yeah, me too I guess. I mean, it could have been worse. ::) ;) ;D
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I do the same thing.
With used tampons.
Agghhhrrrgh ewww. Ya' see. if I said that my karma (which is at an all time high right now) would dip to -4009. Can I report you to a moderator? ;D
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Agghhhrrrgh ewww. Ya' see. if I said that my karma (which is at an all time high right now) would dip to -4009.
Teflon Bart.
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Bort, back at bellgab I was worried you would stop posting again. Now you have Ellgab and post all the time. I really like what you've done to the place and am glad that you, out of all the gabbers, own it.
me too :) :), Bart Ell :-* :)
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me too :) :), Bart Ell :-* :)
Words are cheap. Go make a poster and get some publicity for the place.
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Words are cheap. Go make a poster and get some publicity for the place.
where would i put the poster? ::)
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where would i put the poster? ::)
Hold it up in a major sports venue. Or stand at a major intersection and get on the nightly news.
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Hold it up in a major sports venue. Or stand at a major intersection and get on the nightly news.
I don't leave my house :o 8) 8) 8) 8)
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I don't leave my house :o 8) 8) 8) 8)
You leave your house when you need supplies. I know that for a fact. #EyeInTheSky
And thanks for the Asylum recommendation. Enjoying it.
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Bart,
I was recently mad aware that, there ain't no holler back or if you prefer (hollaback) girl. This means that she can not be found coz there ain't one, a hollaback girl.
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Bart,
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Bart, I have a 1/2 inch sliver in the palm of my hand. It's deep but I can still see it through the skin, I can't get at it with a pin or needle so I'm just stuck with it for a few days. Hurts like hell and I want my bubba. :-\
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Bart, I have a 1/2 inch sliver in the palm of my hand. It's deep but I can still see it through the skin, I can't get at it with a pin or needle so I'm just stuck with it for a few days. Hurts like hell and I want my bubba. :-\
lidocaine...
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Dear Bart, I see a new s on the http. Thank you :-*!
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Bart, I have a 1/2 inch sliver in the palm of my hand. It's deep but I can still see it through the skin, I can't get at it with a pin or needle so I'm just stuck with it for a few days. Hurts like hell and I want my bubba. :-\
X-Acto knife. Take your time with short strokes. Don't go deep initially. The skin will toughen naturally, especially with the work you do. After a few tries you will cut through to it enough to extract it. Blood loss is minimal and there is virtually no pain. ;)
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X-Acto knife. Take your time with short strokes. Don't go deep initially. The skin will toughen naturally, especially with the work you do. After a few tries you will cut through to it enough to extract it. Blood loss is minimal and there is virtually no pain. ;)
Or use a ginsu knife
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Or use a ginsu knife
KSM, don't listen to them Bums Gravity and Shay. The Sawz-All will have that thing out in a Jiffy
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Or use a ginsu knife
That's just silly. They are only good for tomatoes and cans. :D
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KSM, don't listen to them Bums Gravity and Shay. The Sawz-All will have that thing out in a Jiffy
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LOL!!!
Nah...DeWalt is the way to go.
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X-Acto knife. Take your time with short strokes. Don't go deep initially. The skin will toughen naturally, especially with the work you do. After a few tries you will cut through to it enough to extract it. Blood loss is minimal and there is virtually no pain. ;)
I'm a floor layer so I'm well stocked in X-acto's and such. Doesn't hurt anymore, think the hot tub did something to the palm skin. Hmm, that doesn't sound good.
KSM, don't listen to them Bums Gravity and Shay. The Sawz-All will have that thing out in a Jiffy
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Well stocked in multi tools as well. I could just run my entire hand through my big table saw. You guys are making me want to start a power tool thread. I got cordless Dewalt brad nailers and all kinds o' goodies. :D
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You guys are making me want to start a power tool thread. I got cordless Dewalt brad nailers and all kinds o' goodies. :D
Do it. I've got a few interesting old tools!
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Do it. I've got a few interesting old tools!
Done!
Interesting old tools? Damn, do tell.
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Hot tub was great idea. Softening the area may be allowing it to be re-absorbed through the interior. Nothing wrong with that, if the body is inclining that way. So I would continue very warm hand soaks if necessary. Like, YOU do the dishes, lol.
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Like, YOU do the dishes, lol.
To the contrary. I DO, do the dishes. I'll even wash them if they play their cards right ;)
Being self employed I can usually make my own hours and be home by 2PM. This leaves me time to prepare dinner (I love to cook) and to do so I need a clean kitchen in which to work! My wife works longer hours than I, so I have no problem doing things this way. Unless I want to wait for her to get home and do it all. No thanks, I want to eat dinner earlier than seven o' clock!
There is nothing wrong with nor is it emasculating for a man to wash the dishes.
WORD! 8)
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What I hear here is that you do do doo-doo.
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Hi Bart,
As I write this I have tears in my eyes.
I have shared this on the forum before, I lost my mom to Alzheimer's 2 years ago. One of the ad banners on Ellgab was for the Alzheimer's Association which I clicked on.
Today I signed up to participate in the Alzhiemer's Walk in my town in honor of my mom. I probably wouldn't have if I hadn't seen that ad banner.
Thank you Bart.
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Today I signed up to participate in the Alzhiemer's Walk in my town in honor of my mom. I probably wouldn't have if I hadn't seen that ad banner.
I am glad my beautiful ads helped enhance your day.
I hope everyone has an equally moving story about one of my precious ads as they visit the sponsor.
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I am glad my beautiful ads helped enhance your day.
I hope everyone has an equally moving story about one of my precious ads as they visit the sponsor.
Somebody thanking a board host for adsense. That's a huge first.
I had ads on my board and nobody ever thanked me, in fact it was to the contrary. But it paid well-ish.
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All Hail Bart Ell.
Ya done good, kid.
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All Hail Bart Ell.
Ya done good, kid.
@BellNWhistle ! I've missed you!
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All Hail Bart Ell.
Ya done good, kid.
I tried inviting you but you just ignored me with the silence of one million #LegacySquatters, @BellNWhistle
It hurt.
It hurt so much!
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I don't recall ignoring anyone specifically. I've just had all of the BellGab-related stuff muted on Twitter, because of all of the drama. It was nothing personal, Bart. Promise. :)
Hi, Bob! :) Good to see you!:)
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Bart,
id like to inform you (and the rest of the facebook crew keeping tabs on us) that there are no current bans in the chatroom.
anyone is welcome. i cant guarantee that that will be true later, that depends on you (yes you reading this).
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Bart,
id like to inform you (and the rest of the facebook crew keeping tabs on us) that there are no current bans in the chatroom.
anyone is welcome. i cant guarantee that that will be true later, that depends on you (yes you reading this).
i forgot:
Hi lasha
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Bart,
id like to inform you (and the rest of the facebook crew keeping tabs on us) that there are no current bans in the chatroom.
anyone is welcome. i cant guarantee that that will be true later, that depends on you (yes you reading this).
Sorry for the one time I fish-slapped everyone. I was trying to figure out what it was. By the time I figured it out, I had already hit several people so I figured I better hit everyone so no one took it personally.
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Sorry for the one time I fish-slapped everyone. I was trying to figure out what it was. By the time I figured it out, I had already hit several people so I figured I better hit everyone so no one took it personally.
At least you didn't slap yourself like I did
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At least you didn't slap yourself like I did
She probably did so she wouldn’t look suspicious.
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She probably did so she wouldn’t look suspicious.
Yeah, well, it is pretty scary in there with all the cool kids...and the way they all scrunch their faces up and won't let you sit at their table when you come in, what's that about?
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Yeah, well, it is pretty scary in there with all the cool kids...and the way they all scrunch their faces up and won't let you sit at their table when you come in, what's that about?
You have to be wearing the right color polo shirt.
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You have to be wearing the right color polo shirt.
So the Slayer t-shirt was a bad idea. Noted.
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hey Bart, here is the discord invite: https://discord.gg/NMXbQt
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Do it. I've got a few interesting old tools!
Were you in my class at S.O.A.? We got all kinds of neat tools to aid in Interrogation.
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Were you in my class at S.O.A.? We got all kinds of neat tools to aid in Interrogation.
The neat thing is you can hang another sheepskin on wall or on resume in the new name, most schools will allow with naming changes. And also might, maybe crack some skulls, on youths wearing AC/DC shirts, them not knowing what is best for interviews! AC DC or a stick.
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At least you didn't slap yourself like I did
I didn't know we could do that. For real?
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She probably did so she wouldn’t look suspicious.
I was just wishing I had! I got kicked out!
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The neat thing is you can hang another sheepskin on wall or on resume in the new name, most schools will allow with naming changes. And also might, maybe crack some skulls, on youths wearing AC/DC shirts, them not knowing what is best for interviews! AC DC or a stick.
Say.....I think you are onto something.
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I didn't know we could do that. For real?
I somehow managed to accomplish it lol :)
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Bart, rather than Praise, Smite. I suggest [Handjob] [Smite] This should make everybody happy :)
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BART, I WAS AT A REALLY , REALLY LOUD CONCERT TONIGHT AND MY EARS ARE JUST SHOT!! SORRY FOR YELLING!!
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Bart, rather than Praise, Smite. I suggest [Handjob] [Headjob] [Smite] This should make everybody happy :)
FIFY. Heh, heh. ::) ;D
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FIFY. Heh, heh. ::) ;D
Your edit is way naughtier than my suggestion. 8)
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Tell Bart anything? Alright.
(Psssst. Hey, Bart. You fly is open).
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Your edit is way naughtier than my suggestion. 8)
I purposely don't clean my ears before certain concerts. Disgusting, admittedly as was a strange thread on BG about Q-Tips n such. Anyhow, Praise BE, it helps and semi-often after some, esp if the show is in small venue or aucoustic metal shed, essentially, like good SA places and used to be in Austin. I will find wax issue "solved", less ringing, in morning tho quick to not show or have found. Ha. Cause disgusting but effective and I'm, secretly, proud. Self-help medicine n better than evil q-tips or those scam ear candles because also see the bands.
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Today in 490 BC the Battle of Marathon occurred, where a small Athenian force defeated the Persian Empire.
In 1217, French prince Louis & English King Henry III sign a peace treaty.
There are only 110 days remaining until the end of the year.
There's a possibility that the new IPhones will be announced today.
https://www.cnet.com/news/when-is-the-2018-iphone-apple-event-september-12/ (https://www.cnet.com/news/when-is-the-2018-iphone-apple-event-september-12/)
If you're in Chicago today:
Free Baroque concert - https://www.baroque.org/Seasons/2018-2019/baroque-in-the-park (https://www.baroque.org/Seasons/2018-2019/baroque-in-the-park)
Or, you could catch a free movie - https://www.chicagoparkdistrict.com/movies-parks (https://www.chicagoparkdistrict.com/movies-parks)
(Space Jam , and Justice League are playing)
The world music festival is also happening - https://www.cityofchicago.org/city/en/depts/dca/supp_info/world_music_festival.html/ (https://www.cityofchicago.org/city/en/depts/dca/supp_info/world_music_festival.html/)
If you're in Germany, you could always investigate he 9th Conference on the Mechanical Behavior of Salt (SaltMech IX) - it will take place from September 12 – 14, 2018 at the BGR in Hannover, Germany. https://www.saltmech.com/ (https://www.saltmech.com/)
And for budding - or experienced - programmers, the .NET conference (streaming and local) starts today. https://www.dotnetconf.net/ (https://www.dotnetconf.net/) ;)
Edit: Almost forgot, if you dig air races, the National Championship Air Races are happening in Reno, today through Sunday.
http://garyleeprice.com/reno-air-races-2018/ (http://garyleeprice.com/reno-air-races-2018/)
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Today in 490 BC the Battle of Marathon occurred, where a small Athenian force defeated the Persian Empire.
In 1217, French prince Louis & English King Henry III sign a peace treaty.
There are only 110 days remaining until the end of the year.
There's a possibility that the new IPhones will be announced today.
https://www.cnet.com/news/when-is-the-2018-iphone-apple-event-september-12/ (https://www.cnet.com/news/when-is-the-2018-iphone-apple-event-september-12/)
If you're in Chicago today:
Free Baroque concert - https://www.baroque.org/Seasons/2018-2019/baroque-in-the-park (https://www.baroque.org/Seasons/2018-2019/baroque-in-the-park)
Or, you could catch a free movie - https://www.chicagoparkdistrict.com/movies-parks (https://www.chicagoparkdistrict.com/movies-parks)
(Space Jam , and Justice League are playing)
The world music festival is also happening - https://www.cityofchicago.org/city/en/depts/dca/supp_info/world_music_festival.html/ (https://www.cityofchicago.org/city/en/depts/dca/supp_info/world_music_festival.html/)
If you're in Germany, you could always investigate he 9th Conference on the Mechanical Behavior of Salt (SaltMech IX) - it will take place from September 12 – 14, 2018 at the BGR in Hannover, Germany. https://www.saltmech.com/ (https://www.saltmech.com/)
And for budding - or experienced - programmers, the .NET conference (streaming and local) starts today. https://www.dotnetconf.net/ (https://www.dotnetconf.net/) ;)
Edit: Almost forgot, if you dig air races, the National Championship Air Races are happening in Reno, today through Sunday.
http://garyleeprice.com/reno-air-races-2018/ (http://garyleeprice.com/reno-air-races-2018/)
Very cool!
+1 Bump. :-*
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Today in 490 BC the Battle of Marathon occurred, where a small Athenian force defeated the Persian Empire.
In 1217, French prince Louis & English King Henry III sign a peace treaty.
There are only 110 days remaining until the end of the year.
There's a possibility that the new IPhones will be announced today.
https://www.cnet.com/news/when-is-the-2018-iphone-apple-event-september-12/ (https://www.cnet.com/news/when-is-the-2018-iphone-apple-event-september-12/)
If you're in Chicago today:
Free Baroque concert - https://www.baroque.org/Seasons/2018-2019/baroque-in-the-park (https://www.baroque.org/Seasons/2018-2019/baroque-in-the-park)
Or, you could catch a free movie - https://www.chicagoparkdistrict.com/movies-parks (https://www.chicagoparkdistrict.com/movies-parks)
(Space Jam , and Justice League are playing)
The world music festival is also happening - https://www.cityofchicago.org/city/en/depts/dca/supp_info/world_music_festival.html/ (https://www.cityofchicago.org/city/en/depts/dca/supp_info/world_music_festival.html/)
If you're in Germany, you could always investigate he 9th Conference on the Mechanical Behavior of Salt (SaltMech IX) - it will take place from September 12 – 14, 2018 at the BGR in Hannover, Germany. https://www.saltmech.com/ (https://www.saltmech.com/)
And for budding - or experienced - programmers, the .NET conference (streaming and local) starts today. https://www.dotnetconf.net/ (https://www.dotnetconf.net/) ;)
Edit: Almost forgot, if you dig air races, the National Championship Air Races are happening in Reno, today through Sunday.
http://garyleeprice.com/reno-air-races-2018/ (http://garyleeprice.com/reno-air-races-2018/)
Birthdays
1888 Maurice Chevalier, singer, dancer, pedo and actor.
1913 Jesse Owens, track and field athlete who won four medals at the Berlin Olympics in 1936.
1931 George Jones, country singer.
Just kidding about Chevalier but what can you say after hearing him sing that song, Thank Heaven For Little Girls?
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I purposely don't clean my ears before certain concerts. Disgusting, admittedly as was a strange thread on BG about Q-Tips n such. Anyhow, Praise BE, it helps and semi-often after some, esp if the show is in small venue or aucoustic metal shed, essentially, like good SA places and used to be in Austin. I will find wax issue "solved", less ringing, in morning tho quick to not show or have found. Ha. Cause disgusting but effective and I'm, secretly, proud. Self-help medicine n better than evil q-tips or those scam ear candles because also see the bands.
I like the thinking there. With regards to ear candles are they really a scam? I'm on the fence with those. Wish I knew more because it's a real process to go through with those things.
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I like the thinking there. With regards to ear candles are they really a scam? I'm on the fence with those. Wish I knew more because it's a real process to go through with those things.
I have never done ear candles but heard a scam. Plus dont want fire near my ears. Q-tips are bad for cleaning, can make work. Slayer or Motorhead works better. Or lacking that a syringe, warm water, and a weak peroxide solution (sold in stores) but be careful. I am not a doctor. Getting them clean by staff at ENT doc works also but insurance or costs etc.
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I like the thinking there. With regards to ear candles are they really a scam? I'm on the fence with those. Wish I knew more because it's a real process to go through with those things.
I have never done ear candles but heard a scam. Plus dont want fire near my ears. Q-tips are bad for cleaning, can make work. Slayer or Motorhead works better. Or lacking that a syringe, warm water, and a weak peroxide solution (sold in stores) but be careful. I am not a doctor. Getting them clean by staff at ENT doc works also but insurance or costs etc.
Ear candles are a complete scam and there is nothing wrong with Q-tips unless you have the shakes or lack coordination. I've been using them for 40+ years and my ears still have that new car smell. Plus my belly button is pristine.
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Were you in my class at S.O.A.? We got all kinds of neat tools to aid in Interrogation.
One of my former news directors was an MP in Vietnam. He told me about his neat interrogation tool - a Huey.
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Ear candles are a complete scam and there is nothing wrong with Q-tips unless you have the shakes or lack coordination. I've been using them for 40+ years and my ears still have that new car smell. Plus my belly button is pristine.
Still risky. I have been recommended this by doctors: https://www.debrox.com/ it's available over the counter pretty much everywhere.
It dissolves the wax and breaks it apart. I've had to go and have my ears cleaned out by doctors because the wax became impacted, and since using it that hasn't happened since.
Also, between you and me, it kinda feels like an orgasm when the drops slide up against the ear drum ;).
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Also, between you and me, it kinda feels like an orgasm when the drops slide up against the ear drum ;).
Eargasms :D
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Eargasms :D
I fake them.
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I fake them.
Trying to come up with a "when Harry met Sally" joke like "I'll have what she's having" but it's not formulating well and I cannot seem to muster it Mr.
I give myself an A for effort though
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Still risky. I have been recommended this by doctors: https://www.debrox.com/ it's available over the counter pretty much everywhere.
It dissolves the wax and breaks it apart. I've had to go and have my ears cleaned out by doctors because the wax became impacted, and since using it that hasn't happened since.
Also, between you and me, it kinda feels like an orgasm when the drops slide up against the ear drum ;).
Ha! It is, in a way, I blame being to able to hear things in my periphery and other ear, who happened to some cute nurses and a pharma salesgql who likely was an ex-UK cheerleader (that really is a 'thing.)
On a more nasty note: it can be crazy to look in sink or tray when ears cleaned properly. Maybe make a candle?
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hey bart here ishte discord link
https://discord.gg/bBbjaK
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hey Bart , we had 44 lisseners.
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Still risky. I have been recommended this by doctors: https://www.debrox.com/ it's available over the counter pretty much everywhere.
It dissolves the wax and breaks it apart. I've had to go and have my ears cleaned out by doctors because the wax became impacted, and since using it that hasn't happened since.
Also, between you and me, it kinda feels like an orgasm when the drops slide up against the ear drum ;).
Similar feeling if you fold you ear shut and run a vibrator over it and behind it. Just don't panic when your ear sounds like a big seashell for a few minutes afterward. For people prone to ear infections, a few minutes of this helps. If your head got too cold or you didn't dry your hair, this also helps prevent infection.
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Similar feeling if you fold you ear shut and run a vibrator over it and behind it.
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+1
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I got an ad for a free breakfast :)!
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hey Bart
newegg got hacked!
Yesterday we learned one of our servers had been injected with malware which was identified and removed from our site. We’re conducting extensive research to determine exactly what info was obtained and are sending emails to customers potentially impacted. Please watch your email for any correspondence. (https://kb.newegg.com/)
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hey Bart
newegg got hacked!
I wonder if that is why Amex said they were sending me a new card.
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I wonder if that is why Amex said they were sending me a new card.
maybe.
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Bart, I've noticed my karma soars when I don't post for a few days. Hmm
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Bart, the site icon is still MV's face. :o
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Bart, the site icon is still MV's face. :o
That is not his face but was a favicon that the old Bellgab page used. I think there is a story behind it but I don't know the details. BG is keeping it probably to retain the look and feel of the old page? Maybe someone will explain further...
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That is not his face but was a favicon that the old Bellgab page used. I think there is a story behind it but I don't know the details. BG is keeping it probably to retain the look and feel of the old page? Maybe someone will explain further...
FortRock but it was before my time. @Lonevoice probably knows the details.
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FortRock is dead so I left it there.
If anyone has the FoodLion avatar I would eventually change it to his.
Dead or alive, his mystery is a good one.
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FortRock is dead so I left it there.
If anyone has the FoodLion avatar I would eventually change it to his.
Dead or alive, his mystery is a good one.
Favicons are so small, I always assumed that was MV's apple pie face. FoodLion suddenly stopped in late 2014 early 15. If memory serves he lived out in the sticks somewhere... yeah he was good.
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Favicons are so small, I always assumed that was MV's apple pie face. FoodLion suddenly stopped in late 2014 early 15. If memory serves he lived out in the sticks somewhere... yeah he was good.
I had thought it was MV too, but that was a while ago.
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FortRock is dead so I left it there.
If anyone has the FoodLion avatar I would eventually change it to his.
Dead or alive, his mystery is a good one.
Indeed. I think Ft.Rock, leader of the Scorpian Army is worth keeping in tribute but do miss Foodlion and worry. But my hopes is he found success against the meth heads and corrupt law enforcement and has secured his garden and property and happily living off-the-grid!! And maybe will check back in, sometime. But, if not, is doing well.
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Indeed. I think Ft.Rock, leader of the Scorpian Army is worth keeping in tribute but do miss Foodlion and worry. But my hopes is he found success against the meth heads and corrupt law enforcement and has secured his garden and property and happily living off-the-grid!! And maybe will check back in, sometime. But, if not, is doing well.
I think foodlion may have been an actual lion. ;D
If I was completely "off the grid" I think I would cut all ties including internet. Kind of an all in kinda thing.
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I think foodlion may have been an actual lion. ;D
If I was completely "off the grid" I think I would cut all ties including internet. Kind of an all in kinda thing.
Good point. SW only for news so you know when society has collapsed and up security. Maybe also a ham radio (securely locked away in a Farraday Cage and only used in dire circumstances and/or at randomly generated times, and frequencies, prearranged with contacts.) ;)
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Good point. SW only for news so you know when society has collapsed and up security. Maybe also a ham radio (securely locked away in a Farraday Cage and only used in dire circumstances and/or at randomly generated times, and frequencies, prearranged with contacts.) ;)
If you can find an old tube radio or tube ham transceiver, it would be good to keep one of those around as they are more likely to survive an EMP. Working ones are out there but may take some searching to find one in good condition. People that keep these around for potential emergencies need to turn them on at least every few months to confirm they are working and also so the heat will help dry out any residual moisture that may have accumulated. Otherwise, the capacitors can go bad over time if unused and moisture is the enemy of these old radios.
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We're telling Bart all this stuff here but I'm damn certain he's not paying attention. My guess is we're telling each other all these various things.
#Tell Everybody Anything
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We're telling Bart all this stuff here but I'm damn certain he's not paying attention. My guess is we're telling each other all these various things.
#Tell Everybody Anything
It's really going to be weird when we find out Bart is actually an artificial intelligence program.
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It's really going to be weird when we find out Bart is actually an artificial intelligence program.
My intelligence is 100% real.
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My intelligence is 100% real.
:) The only blemish on an otherwise perfect record was sending Metron to the zoo :)
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My intelligence is 100% real.
Mine is 138% real. Almost makes me an underachiever.
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I got an ad for a free breakfast :)!
How did you get so lucky? From most that I get you would think I ran all kinds of tech services and lived inside the cloud. I'm a luddite! Show me more horse farms!
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here is the discord invite:
https://discord.gg/7wDzjs
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Bart, seriously! For the last few months I've been away and haven't been active on the board. While I was gone my account was hacked by somebody posting as ME!! I've been reading all of my so-called posts and they make me look like a COMPLETE JACKASS! It is my belief that this fraud, this fake me, has cost me many, many karma points. Can this negative effect be countered in some way on your end by adding like 85 karma's to my score?
I'm absolutely disgusted.
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Bart, seriously! For the last few months I've been away and haven't been active on the board. While I was gone my account was hacked by somebody posting as ME!! I've been reading all of my so-called posts and they make me look like a COMPLETE JACKASS! It is my belief that this fraud, this fake me, has cost me many, many karma points. Can this negative effect be countered in some way on your end by adding like 85 karma's to my score?
I'm absolutely disgusted.
I added +1 for you. Hope it gets straightened out...
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Bart, seriously! For the last few months I've been away and haven't been active on the board. While I was gone my account was hacked by somebody posting as ME!! I've been reading all of my so-called posts and they make me look like a COMPLETE JACKASS! It is my belief that this fraud, this fake me, has cost me many, many karma points. Can this negative effect be countered in some way on your end by adding like 85 karma's to my score?
I'm absolutely disgusted.
I always pop and +1 for you whenever I'm here. I'm sorry that happened. That does suck.
I just +1ed you again. ;)
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I added +1 for you. Hope it gets straightened out...
I always pop and +1 for you whenever I'm here. I'm sorry that happened. That does suck.
I just +1ed you again. ;)
Oh boy. Ok here's the thing. First of all I have +1nd both of you and I owe you each several more.
There's a smalllllll but real chance that I was kidding and indeed acting like a "complete jackass" when telling the Bart that I had been hacked. I think the best thing we can all do here is to is keep cool heads about this and not go on a smiting extravaganza against yours truly. If I could buy you each a beer and give you a big hug, I would.
Forgivness and understanding is to be admired so I think we all can learn from this experience. In closing I am very sorry for forcing your praise hand under false pretence. Let us not smite but rather smile and move on. :)
XOXOXO
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I always pop and +1 for you whenever I'm here. I'm sorry that happened. That does suck.
I just +1ed you again. ;)
Come baby, give daddy some sugar.
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Come baby, give daddy some sugar.
No sugar, or soup for you.
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No sugar, or soup for you.
I'd give you some karma, but fm the size of that ass, you been eating up your karma.
Oh, hell. go ahead. Have some Karma.
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How did you get so lucky? From most that I get you would think I ran all kinds of tech services and lived inside the cloud. I'm a luddite! Show me more horse farms!
Google walking groups, walking meetups, walking clubs, and volunteering with seniors. I think the breakfast was to do with a light volunteer walk to help raise money for a senior men's cause.
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:) The only blemish on an otherwise perfect record was sending Metron to the zoo :)
which resulted in a "blemish with a record", tee hee.
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Dear Bart, I just underwent a prostrate examination performed by my female primary care physician that seemed unnecessarily painful and long in duration and during which the Dr. was breathing heavily and murmuring things in a low tone that I couldn’t quite make out. I believe I am either the victim of sexual assault or radical feminist aggression fueled by an abiding hatred of white men. Can you tell me what my rights as a victim are and if I should report the incident to my insurance company. Sincerely, Violated in South Florida.
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Latest rumor on the other site....Bart Ell is Evil Keith? :o Whatever they are smoking I want some of it!!!
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Latest rumor on the other site....Bart Ell is Evil Keith? :o Whatever they are smoking I want some of it!!!
LOL that's what they're posting? ::)
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Bart, "anything"
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Latest rumor on the other site....Bart Ell is Evil Keith? :o Whatever they are smoking I want some of it!!!
Not too much different from when people here were speculating that Bart Ell was MV. You have to take these things with a grain of salt.
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...don't think I haven't noticed the new favicon. You're welcome ;D
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I love you, Bart :) ;)
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I love you, Bart :) ;)
I just smited you. Have a good one, fuckface ;D And I'll be sure to sign in soon to continue a smite extravaganza. :-*
Bart, you really must make all smiters public! This will keep order and honesty in your abyss of cowards.
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I just smited you. Have a good one, fuckface ;D And I'll be sure to sign in soon to continue a smite extravaganza. :-*
Bart, you really must make all smiters public! This will keep order and honesty in your abyss of cowards.
Yours is without doubt the most disgusting avatar ever. I know you love your mother but her picture is putting people off their feed. Why don’t you replace it with a picture of a wart or something else less nauseating.
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Hi Bart.. sorry if i caused any problem for you by deleting threads.. i didn't know it would cause a problem.. because it said "delete thread"
TW :-*
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Hi Bart.. sorry if i caused any problem for you by deleting threads.. i didn't know it would cause a problem.. because it said "delete thread"
TW :-*
No problem, Tootsers!
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No problem, Tootsers!
:) :)
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I love you, Bart :) ;)
I do too. :-*
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Bart, When I go into some threads to check them out like the Donald Trump thread and other politics threads(not mine), malwarebytes is warning me "website blocked due to trojan virus" It says. domain. kiwifarms. net I.P. address 104.24.16.94 Don't know what it means... Just letting you know.. TW :)
@Bart Ell
Praise BE
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Bart, When I go into some threads to check them out like the Donald Trump thread and other politics threads(not mine), malwarebytes is warning me "website blocked due to trojan virus" It says. domain. kiwifarms. net I.P. address 104.24.16.94 Don't know what it means... Just letting you know.. TW :)
@Bart Ell
Praise BE
It probably doesn't like the Twitter embeds.
Try using https if you are not already
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It probably doesn't like the Twitter embeds.
Try using https if you are not already
Did a scan and it looks like an attachment from Gd5150 on pages 120 and 121 of the President Donald Trump subforum is triggering an alert. The offending link triggering the alert is highlighted in the attachment below:
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Did a scan and it looks like an attachment from Gd5150 on pages 120 and 121 of the President Donald Trump subforum is triggering an alert. The offending link triggering the alert is highlighted in the attachment below:
Thanks, I removed it.
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Thanks, Bart. for stopping that thread . What a relief... :) :) :) @Bart Ell
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Thanks, Bart. for stopping that thread . What a relief... :) :) :) @Bart Ell
Stay out of politics if you can't handle politics or go have those discussions where you have issues with them.
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Stay out of politics if you can't handle politics or go have those discussions where you have issues with them.
ok :) :) :) :) :-* @Bart Ell
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Stay out of politics if you can't handle politics or go have those discussions where you have issues with them.
Or she could grow a fuckin' set.
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@Bart Ell I am willing to be interviewed for the next bartcast. It would be riveting! Folks can then put a voice to the complete KSM jackass ;D
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@Bart Ell Who is going to the superbowl?
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@Bart Ell do you like peppers and if so what type of peppers?
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@Bart Ell are you more of a cat person or a dog person?
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@Bart Ell what do you think about George Noory?
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@Bart Ell what do you think about George Noory?
I would love to answer but this is the wrong thread, @damon.
Rules are rules!
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@Bart Ell you are great and good. Praise Bart Ell
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@Bart Ell you are great and good. Praise Bart Ell
That's how it's done.
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Bart Ell is an one of a kind person.
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I would love to answer but this is the wrong thread, @damon.
Rules are rules!
@Bart Ell Will damon be caned or flogged for these mixed threading transgressions? Cat o' nine tales perhaps.. I say innocent mistake. Pilot tried to pardon Jesus. Alas I'm no Pilot. Don't even have a fucking plane. :-[
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Hi, Bart.
I just want to know whether you dislike me, from your own point of view, or interaction with me. Or, whether someone put a bug in your ear to dislike me - if that's the case. Just following up on some hints.
Just curious. If I'm mistaken, I apologize.
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@Bart Ell you are great and good. Praise Bart Ell
Hi, Gravity. Just bumped ya a +1, just cuz. ;)
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Hi, Bart.
I just want to know whether you dislike me, from your own point of view, or interaction with me. Or, whether someone put a bug in your ear to dislike me - if that's the case. Just following up on some hints.
Just curious. If I'm mistaken, I apologize.
WRONG THREAD!
Also, you are mistaken.
Nobody can put a bug in my ear, I am too stubborn to be swayed.
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Hi, Gravity. Just bumped ya a +1, just cuz. ;)
Bart has no problem with you. Noone does. Well zaza might. Love you kiddo
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WRONG THREAD!
Also, you are mistaken.
Nobody can put a bug in my ear, I am too stubborn to be swayed.
You're right, I meant the "Ask Bart" thread. Oops! I am so sorry. Yes, I am a twit. :-[
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Bart has no problem with you. Noone does. Well zaza might. Love you kiddo
ZaZa has problems with everyone, so he doesn't count. ;) ;D
You, Too. ;)
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Hi, Bart.
I just want to know whether you dislike me, from your own point of view, or interaction with me. Or, whether someone put a bug in your ear to dislike me - if that's the case. Just following up on some hints.
Just curious. If I'm mistaken, I apologize.
Starr. I like you.
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Bart, I like French Fries. With Ketchup.
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@Bart Ell Will damon be caned or flogged for these mixed threading transgressions? Cat o' nine tales perhaps.. I say innocent mistake. Pilot tried to pardon Jesus. Alas I'm no Pilot. Don't even have a fucking plane. :-[
I forgive you for not being a pilot. Pilots has been looking down on people since 1903.
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@Bart Ell , I think that you need more cowbells.
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Starr. I like you.
Bump. +1 ;D
You too, sir.
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@Bart Ell , I think that you need more cowbells.
How are you today, damon? I am hurr. Hope you're durr.
Is star awesome?
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Bart, I like French Fries. With Ketchup.
Tarter sauce. Or, is it, tartar gravy, lol? That sounds like a dental question.
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@Bart Ell
I'M GOING TO POST LIKE THIS FROM NOW ON! IS THAT OK?
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@Bart Ell
I'M GOING TO POST LIKE THIS FROM NOW ON! IS THAT OK?
No.
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@Bart Ell
I'M GOING TO POST LIKE THIS FROM NOW ON! IS THAT OK?
I may make it mandatory!
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For many years, on Halloween, after visiting higher end costume shops, I used spirit gum cosmetic glue (and spirit gum remover afterward) to wear a couple cute "real" fake mustaches. I was able to trim the net backing on the re-usable moustaches to suit the look I wanted. As decades went by and narrower moustaches came into style, I trimmed them again, although I never ended up happy with that narrower style. Of course, before gluing the moustache on, I had to minimize my own peach fuzz, so the spirit gum didn't gum up so much. The moustaches looked and moved like a real ones for years, because they were wig quality with flexible net backing, plus spirit gum has a little give in it.
Under my shirt, I wore cut foam to turn my bosom into a more masculine barrel chest. I overheated from that. The suit was of a low-contrast subtle plaid, thin lambswool, altered to fit (color scheme attached below). I wore one of my dad's solid dark ties from the sixties. The belt color also blended. It was slightly cushioned leather about 1.5" wide and was oiled before I knew what oil-tanned was. So soft! Almost like a sueded surface. I did look like a man. Totally passed. Lots of fun.
To help me remember the name of the that costume's color scheme today, I used an excellent website which includes considerations for color-blind people in its content. https://www.colorhexa.com/738678
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For many years, on Halloween, after visiting higher end costume shops, I used spirit gum cosmetic glue (and spirit gum remover afterward) to wear a couple cute "real" fake mustaches. I was able to trim the net backing on the re-usable moustaches to suit the look I wanted. As decades went by and narrower moustaches came into style, I trimmed them again, although I never ended up happy with that narrower style. Of course, before gluing the moustache on, I had to minimize my own peach fuzz, so the spirit gum didn't gum up so much. The moustaches looked and moved like a real ones for years, because they were wig quality with flexible net backing, plus spirit gum has a little give in it.
Under my shirt, I wore cut foam to turn my bosom into a more masculine barrel chest. I overheated from that. The suit was of a low-contrast subtle plaid, thin lambswool, altered to fit (color scheme attached below). I wore one of my dad's solid dark ties from the sixties. The belt color also blended. It was slightly cushioned leather about 1.5" wide and was oiled before I knew what oil-tanned was. So soft! Almost like a sueded surface. I did look like a man. Totally passed. Lots of fun.
To help me remember the name of the that costume's color scheme today, I used an excellent website which includes considerations for color-blind people in its content. https://www.colorhexa.com/738678
You're telling me, everybody, or Bart this? Woman should never look like men BTW. ;)
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You're telling me, everybody, or Bart this? Woman should never look like men BTW. ;)
Progressive Insurance uses the "name-your-price" tool. In determining my audience, I used the "name-your-thread" tool.
You would make a terrible bull dyke.
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@Bart Ell I hope that you have an awesome christmas.
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@Bart Ell I hope that you have an awesome bosom.
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+1
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You would make a terrible bull dyke.
Guess I could always get lessons from you ;D
Can't believe I'm getting trolled by... whomever she is this month.
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Guess I could always get lessons from you ;D
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One karma away from me saying "I got 99 karma's and a bitch ain't one"
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One karma away from me saying "I got 99 karma's and a bitch ain't one"
I GOT 99 KARMA'S AND A BITCH AIN'T ONE!!
Hacked off her arms with an old vintage blade
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Hey, Bart. Happy Yuletide! Also, season's greetings, happy holidays, and all that solstice stuff.
Seriously. I hope you have a great year ahead. ;) :-*
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Hacked off her arms with an old vintage blade
What?
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I GOT 99 KARMA'S AND A BITCH AIN'T ONE!!
Hacked off her arms with an old vintage blade
Congratulations and please clean up the blood before moving on.
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clean up the blood before moving on.
Always focusing on the negative.
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Always focusing on the negative.
I prefer to think of it as pragmatic.
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I prefer to think of it as pragmatic.
Pragmatic is all inclusive. It does not edit or omit, nor is it prejudice to suit its conclusions. I forgive you for this transgression and we move on. "This will make everybody happy" - Me
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Dammit @Bart Ell, I can’t get that drunk ass @Chefist song out of my head.
Happy New Year.
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Dammit @Bart Ell, I can’t get that drunk ass @Chefist song out of my head.
Happy New Year.
My gift to your brain!
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@Bart Ell Happy new year
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For days now, I've had a fear of meat flaps.
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For days now, I've had a fear of meat flaps.
@paladin1991 "meat flaps" I've got all kind of images going through my mind with that one. Is it possible you are referring to a food? A meat product like flattened brisket? Or is it.. ya know.. :P
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For days now, I've had a fear of meat flaps.
@paladin1991 Weird. For days, I've had the urge for floppy tacos.
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@paladin1991 Weird. For days, I've had the urge for floppy tacos.
;D ;D ;D
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@paladin1991 Weird. For days, I've had the urge for floppy tacos.
Soft tacos, best tacos. ;) ;D
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Soft tacos, best tacos. ;) ;D
;) ;D
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@Bart Ell I am going to tell you that I am awesome.
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So, I am searching online for a food item and this pops up:
Bart's Better Foods and the tagline "Because everything Bart does is better"
:D
https://bartsbetter.com/barts-better-bakery/ (https://bartsbetter.com/barts-better-bakery/)
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So, I am searching online for a food item and this pops up:
Bart's Better Foods and the tagline "Because everything Bart does is better"
:D
https://bartsbetter.com/barts-better-bakery/ (https://bartsbetter.com/barts-better-bakery/)
Very true.
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@Bart Ell , I am going to tell you thank you for creating this forum.
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@Bart Ell , I am going to tell you thank you for creating this forum.
Go right ahead
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Go right ahead
OK then. Thank you.
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My grandson is being released from NICU today! Thank you all for your wonderful support!
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My grandson is being released from NICU today! Thank you all for your wonderful support!
GREAT NEWs. So happy for the new baby and his family.
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My grandson is being released from NICU today! Thank you all for your wonderful support!
YAY PRAISE THE LORD
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My grandson is being released from NICU today! Thank you all for your wonderful support!
My new grandson's name is Orson.
My cousin, who was my best friend, and I talked everyday on the phone. We didn't live in the same state. Three years ago he passed away suddenly at 55. We were all devastated. His nickname was "Bear".
From behindthename.com:
Meanings and history of the name Orson: | Edit
From an English surname which was originally a nickname meaning "bear cub", from a diminutive of Norman French ors "bear", ultimately from Latin ursus. -behindthename.com
What a wonderful tribute my son and daughter in law chose.
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My new grandson's name is Orson.
My cousin, who was my best friend, and I talked everyday on the phone. We didn't live in the same state. Three years ago he passed away suddenly at 55. We were all devastated. His nickname was "Bear".
From behindthename.com:
Meanings and history of the name Orson: | Edit
From an English surname which was originally a nickname meaning "bear cub", from a diminutive of Norman French ors "bear", ultimately from Latin ursus. -behindthename.com
What a wonderful tribute my son and daughter in law chose.
Glad to hear it. Thanks for sharing your fears and your joy.
Orson is a fine name.
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Glad to hear it. Thanks for sharing your fears and your joy.
Orson is a fine name.
Thank you @GravitySucks
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My grandson is being released from NICU today! Thank you all for your wonderful support!
Wonderful news! Hope he will be going home in the very near future.
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Wonderful news! Hope he will be going home in the very near future.
Thank you @twistedlogic maybe tonight!
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My new grandson's name is Orson.
My cousin, who was my best friend, and I talked everyday on the phone. We didn't live in the same state. Three years ago he passed away suddenly at 55. We were all devastated. His nickname was "Bear".
From behindthename.com:
Meanings and history of the name Orson: | Edit
From an English surname which was originally a nickname meaning "bear cub", from a diminutive of Norman French ors "bear", ultimately from Latin ursus. -behindthename.com
What a wonderful tribute my son and daughter in law chose.
Wonderful news and a wonderful name! I'm happy for your family! :D
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My grandson is being released from NICU today! Thank you all for your wonderful support!
That is the best news, congratulations. Your sharing his naming is a wonderful story, thank you.
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My grandson is being released from NICU today! Thank you all for your wonderful support!
Wonderful! When you are not driving, and when things are not too busy, can we get a little glimpse???!
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My grandson is being released from NICU today! Thank you all for your wonderful support!
Great news! :)
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My grandson is being released from NICU today! Thank you all for your wonderful support!
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My grandson is being released from NICU today! Thank you all for your wonderful support!
There was never any doubt, BYU!
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@Bart Ell Bart, please consider allowing a higher quality mp3 option for the Musical Ellgabers thread. Not asking for WAVS.. just, please :)
Yours truly, Cunthead.
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@Bart Ell Bart, please consider allowing a higher quality mp3 option for the Musical Ellgabers thread. Not asking for WAVS.. just, please :)
Yours truly, Cunthead.
https://vocaroo.com/?upload
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@Bart Ell Bart, please consider allowing a higher quality mp3 option for the Musical Ellgabers thread. Not asking for WAVS.. just, please :)
Yours truly, Cunthead.
Odd. I always thought of you as Dickface
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Odd. I always thought of you as Dickface
Thank you for thinking of me.
Next time you stand on my back, please wear flip flops or nothing at all. Those heels hurt like Ell.
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Meow
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Meow
Meow
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@Bart Ell Hi Bart, I'm thinking of taking a relaxing trip to China.
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Everything seems to work. Much faster too.
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Hey Bart, I'd like to tell you to drop the search timeout down to 25 or 30 seconds instead of 45.
(Is this the default ?)
30 seconds gives enough time to peruse the results and revamp the search query if the results a person is looking for are not extant.
I understand the security considerations for the timeout, but if a person is looking for a thread, or a phrase, that timeout is annoying as hell.
It's just a bit too long.
UX, buddy. ;)
Oh, and check this out:
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@Bart Ell there is a 100% chance that you are being awesome today.
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Hey Bart, I'd like to tell you to drop the search timeout down to 25 or 30 seconds instead of 45.
(Is this the default ?)
30 seconds gives enough time to peruse the results and revamp the search query if the results a person is looking for are not extant.
I understand the security considerations for the timeout, but if a person is looking for a thread, or a phrase, that timeout is annoying as hell.
It's just a bit too long.
UX, buddy. ;)
Oh, and check this out:
There is a time out?!
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Hey Bart, I'd like to tell you to drop the search timeout down to 25 or 30 seconds instead of 45.
(Is this the default ?)
30 seconds gives enough time to peruse the results and revamp the search query if the results a person is looking for are not extant.
I understand the security considerations for the timeout, but if a person is looking for a thread, or a phrase, that timeout is annoying as hell.
It's just a bit too long.
UX, buddy. ;)
Oh, and check this out:
I'll ask about it and see if it can be changed.
#ClickBaitacy
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Did you know if my search brings no results, the system won't let me redefine my search terms for 45 seconds? Other than that, everything's great!
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Did you know if my search brings no results, the system won't let me redefine my search terms for 45 seconds?
OH FUCKING NO!
A whole 45 seconds?
Should I leave a teddy bear there so people have something to hug when they have to waste an entire 3/4 of a minute?
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OH FUCKING NO!
A whole 45 seconds?
Should I leave a teddy bear there so people have something to hug when they have to waste an entire 3/4 of a minute?
no on the teddy bear. Yes on woo.
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@Bart Ell Did start a Site Issue thread for these kinds of reports.
Did you know if my search brings no results, the system won't let me redefine my search terms for 45 seconds? Other than that, everything's great!
This thread is for telling he, Bart, things like;
Hey Bart, since I was a child I've always really loved Campbell's Cream Of Chicken soup. I've tried all the other brands but there's just something about the Campbell's recipe. You must be sure to use milk with it and not water like some people do. ??? In fact the cooking/heating directions do say to add one can of milk rather than water.
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@Bart Ell Did start a Site Issue thread for these kinds of reports.
You are earning those powers!
You must be sure to use milk with it and not water like some people do. ??? In fact the cooking/heating directions do say to add one can of milk rather than water.
Some people are scared of anything that comes from a tit.
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@Bart Ell , I hope that you have an awesome day.
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You are earning those powers!
Some people are scared of anything that comes from a tit.
Falkie is not scared of the tit.
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Falkie is not scared of the tit.
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no on the teddy bear. Yes on woo.
But I like the teddy bear...
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Some people are scared of anything that comes from a tit.
Not me, sucking on right now! ;D ;D ;D
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Not me, sucking on right now! ;D ;D ;D
I scrolled too fast and thought you were having your way with a teddy bear
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I scrolled too fast and thought you were having your way with a teddy bear
@anniem Well, if teddy bear is a girl and she plays er' cards right.. she gonna git lucky ;)
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Hi, Bart. I want to be your friend. :) Is that okay with you?
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Hi, Bart. I want to be your friend. :) Is that okay with you?
does this belong in the "ask Bart anything" thread ?
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Bart, I don't want to be a farm penis. Pleeeaase change it back at you earliest convenience.
UPDATE!! @Bart Ell Thank you!
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does this belong in the "ask Bart anything" thread ?
Yup.
Rules are rules.
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Yup.
Rules are rules.
So she would have to make two different posts?
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So she would have to make two different posts?
One would do since the question relates to the first part.
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OH FUCKING NO!
A whole 45 seconds?
Should I leave a teddy bear there so people have something to hug when they have to waste an entire 3/4 of a minute?
A lot can happen in 45 seconds.
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On the one hand, starr should be entitled to get at least as much attention for her statement/question here as I did with my statement/question. On the other hand, if BG is any example, negative attention might create a starrflake.
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does this belong in the "ask Bart anything" thread ?
Excuse me, this thread is for telling, not asking!! 8)
i know u r, but what am i i know u r, but what am i i know u r, but what am i
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TELLING! NOT ASKING!!!!
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does this belong in the "ask Bart anything" thread ?
Well, it's a question. Right? ;) ;D
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this belongs in the "ask Bart anything" thread.
Well, it's a question. Right? ;) ;D
fixed
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fixed
Well, now that it's in the "Tell Bart Anything" thread, it doesn't make sense. Ah, well. It's a silly question in either thread and I wish I hadn't asked it. :-[
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On the one hand, starr should be entitled to get at least as much attention for her statement/question here as I did with my statement/question. On the other hand, if BG is any example, negative attention might create a starrflake.
What's a starrflake? It sounds pretty. ;)
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What's a starrflake? It sounds pretty. ;)
Kind of like a snowflake only prettier for sure. And, pretty is AS pretty Does.
TELLING! NOT ASKING!!!!
Don't ask; do tell...
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Kind of like a snowflake only prettier for sure. And, pretty is AS pretty Does.
Bumped ya +1 just for the halibut. ;) ;D
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6 months until peaches on my tree :( .
im off to prune it now.
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Bart, I am snowed in today and have bumped todays job until next week. It's Friday I've nefarious plans to abuse alcohol.
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Bart, I am snowed in today and have bumped todays job until next week. It's Friday I've nefarious plans to abuse alcohol.
Good time to start #Clickacy for kids
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Bumped ya +1 just for the halibut. ;) ;D
Same to you, Starr. Let's all get our Omega 3's!
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6 months until peaches on my tree :( .
im off to prune it now.
I wish there was a tree pruning thread. My God, I butcher mine every year :'( and yet they live on :)
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6 months until peaches on my tree :( .
im off to prune it now.
;) ;D
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I wish there was a tree pruning thread. My God, I butcher mine every year :'( and yet they live on :)
I have suggestions. I am a very good tree trimmer (pole pruner).
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I have suggestions. I am a very good tree trimmer (pole pruner).
The cut should be be 1/4 to 1/2 inch above the the "joint" on the stem or branch for pruning or for grafting. Correct?
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The cut should be be 1/4 to 1/2 inch above the the "joint" on the stem or branch for pruning or for grafting. Correct?
Yes. The angle of the cut should be (speaking from top to bottom) toward the trunk and downward. That way the new raw part will be on the underside, reducing chances of rot and infestation.
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I dreamed your avatar was a Jewish dyke and she was really hot in the dream, although in my real life I am not gay. I handed her crimson-wrapped clover and said I didn't really know her. Then I found out she was Dave in a disguise. It was confusing.
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Yes. The angle of the cut should be (speaking from top to bottom) toward the trunk and downward. That way the new raw part will be on the underside, reducing chances of rot and infestation.
At an angle, yes. About 45 degrees, more or less. As this, or slightly more. /
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At an angle, yes. About 45 degrees, more or less. As this, or slightly more. /
I agree. That one would be perfect if the branch being trimmed was to the righthand side of the trunk! Did you like living out in the country? I sure did.
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Bart, when I was 16 I was "going steady" with a girl named, Paula. She was by all accounts a real looker and I was pretty stoked about having her on my arm and most of the dudes in school were jelous. My friend Wade was seeing her best friend whos name escapes me, but that's neither here nor there for this report.
Anyway.. us four were out walking somewhere and after a while Paula wanted to ride on my shoulders for the remainder of the trip so being the gentleman that I was, I obliged. Things were going well as we continued to move on to our destination yada yada yada... until all of the sudden while laughing... she FARTED ON MY NECK!!! She then started laughing even harder as I crouched down to let/get her off of me. We didn't last long after that. A couple of days at the most.
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@Bart Ell I here to let you know that you are going to have an awesome weekend.
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Welcome back! You were missed!
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PEACH TITTIES!
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Bart, was really hungry after I left the job today so I decided to break down and hit a drive thru for a burger on the way home. I opened the wrapper and discovered the long wide pickle garnishing the top of the bun. I don't like pickles on some burgers so I removed it and placed it on my lap.. I don't know what happened but when I arrived home I couldn't find the pickle.. anywhere! Normally this wouldn't be a big deal but being that my truck is in being re-wrapped I was driving my wife's truck and now there's a rogue pickle in there. 8)
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now there's a rogue pickle in there. 8)
THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID
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Bart, was really hungry after I left the job today so I decided to break down and hit a drive thru for a burger on the way home. I opened the wrapper and discovered the long wide pickle garnishing the top of the bun. I don't like pickles on some burgers so I removed it and placed it on my lap.. I don't know what happened but when I arrived home I couldn't find the pickle.. anywhere! Normally this wouldn't be a big deal but being that my truck is in being re-wrapped I was driving my wife's truck and now there's a rogue pickle in there. 8)
Lol, better call Ira - he's a pickle-meister.
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Lol, better call Ira - he's a pickle-meister.
Hehe She found it, it had slid into the little compartment on the inside of the door. Was sitting nice and soggy like on her company spreadsheet thingy ;D
I'm laughing, she's not. These are the deep things that can really put a marriage to the ultimate test! ;D ;D
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Hehe She found it, it had slid into the little compartment on the inside of the door. Was sitting nice and soggy like on her company spreadsheet thingy ;D
I'm laughing, she's not. These are the deep things that can really put a marriage to the ultimate test! ;D ;D
I'm guessing lunch at Chick-Fil-A is out for some good time... ::)
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lunch at Chick-Fil-A ...
I wish!! That is the one-- Fast-Food-- place that has not made its way north o' the border. I don't care what their political leanings are and BTW I might just happen to agree with them...….. either way, I want a chicken sandwich.
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I wish!! That is the one-- Fast-Food-- place that has not made its way north o' the border. I don't care what their political leanings are and BTW I might just happen to agree with them...….. either way, I want a chicken sandwich.
So is there any Canadian chain up that way that does a fried chicken sammich with sliced pickles on it?
They're really one fast food outlet that lives up to billing.
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Of course KFC has their version too, but the taste is far different.
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Possibly because it's over-fried and swimming in Mayo unlike CFA's version:
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So is there any Canadian chain up that way that does a fried chicken sammich with sliced pickles on it?
They're really one fast food outlet that lives up to billing.
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Of course KFC has their version too, but the taste is far different.
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Possibly because it's over-fried and swimming in Mayo unlike CFA's version:
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I know there are, but I'll be dammed if I know which ones. On the somewhat rare occasion that we're doing fast food stuffings I'm getting a beef burger and she's requesting something insane that will have the confused pimply faced lil shits in the back saucing her up with spit, snot, or worse :o I swear, KFC is not what it used to be decades ago :'( The pieces these days are much smaller and the breading/KFC coating seems much different.
Ya got me all hungry
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I know there are, but I'll be dammed if I know which ones. On the somewhat rare occasion that we're doing fast food stuffings I'm getting a beef burger and she's requesting something insane that will have the confused pimply faced lil shits in the back saucing her up with spit, snot, or worse :o I swear, KFC is not what it used to be decades ago :'( The pieces these days are much smaller and the breading/KFC coating seems much different.
Ya got me all hungry
My theory is that chickens have been evolving so that they don’t taste as good. Self-defense mechanism.
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My theory is that chickens have been evolving so that they don’t taste as good. Self-defense mechanism.
Well now you're just being silly. The whole bird I bought home last Sunday was plump and naturally juicy. Didn't even have to brine
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Well now you're just being silly. The whole bird I bought home last Sunday was plump and naturally juicy. Didn't even have to brine
Juicy is good, but did it actually have flavor like the ones we used to eat in the 60’s or did you have to add a bunch of seasoning? If it was flavorful, you are a lucky man. So much flavor has been bred out of chickens and pork (not to mention tomatoes).
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Juicy is good, but did it actually have flavor like the ones we used to eat in the 60’s or did you have to add a bunch of seasoning? If it was flavorful, you are a lucky man. So much flavor has been bred out of chickens and pork (not to mention tomatoes).
I think you may have me with that one. Yeah... I season the bird inside and out stuffing it with herbs and a little lemon or whatever. Sigh perhaps you're right in that what we had for dinner was a well seasoned meat thing that happened to taste a bit like, chicken :-\ The tomatoes we grow in the yard throughout the summer have flavor just can't be found at the grocery store. I wasn't alive in the 60's but I was a small child on the farm in the 70's with our own in yard eats and yes!! That farm had real, natural flavor just the way God made it. My wife makes the best ham in the world. It really is what I remember as a child.
But yep, you're right. Washing machines ETC ain't what they used to be either but that's a whole other thread.
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I think you may have me with that one. Yeah... I season the bird inside and out stuffing it with herbs and a little lemon or whatever. Sigh perhaps you're right in that what we had for dinner was a well seasoned meat thing that happened to taste a bit like, chicken :-\ The tomatoes we grow in the yard throughout the summer have flavor just can't be found at the grocery store. I wasn't alive in the 60's but I was a small child on the farm in the 70's with our own in yard eats and yes!! That farm had real, natural flavor just the way God made it. My wife makes the best ham in the world. It really is what I remember as a child.
But yep, you're right. Washing machines ETC ain't what they used to be either but that's a whole other thread.
My daughter was in FFA in HS and raised 2 pigs, 32 chickens and a MaineAnjou heifer she had bred resulting in a bull calf. She coddled these animals and loved them and I know exactly how well they were treated and everything they ate.
I bought one of her pigs that didn’t sell at auction and half of her chickens. They were all slaughtered and processed properly.
Even with knowing the history I did not enjoy the taste of the pork or chicken. It was basically flavorless due to the nature of what genetics have been forced into to make everything conform to some imagined standards for quality and time to market.
She had the calf castrated into a steer. I couldn’t see myself eating a steak that came from him so I let her sell it at auction.
I love heirloom fruits and vegetables. I have been struggling to establish a viable heirloom apple, peach and pear orchard. So far only the pear trees show promise. I don’t get up to my woods often enough to care for them properly. A multi year drought killed my peach trees and most of my apples.
I had bought a crab apple to help with pollination. That one is thriving probably because it is native to North America.
Oh well. I wasn’t trying to ruin your memory of a pleasant chicken dinner. No matter how over spiced you made it.
Peace. Out.
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I know there are, but I'll be dammed if I know which ones. On the somewhat rare occasion that we're doing fast food stuffings I'm getting a beef burger and she's requesting something insane that will have the confused pimply faced lil shits in the back saucing her up with spit, snot, or worse :o I swear, KFC is not what it used to be decades ago :'( The pieces these days are much smaller and the breading/KFC coating seems much different.
Ya got me all hungry
KFC went smaller because of a slight problem with hormonal chicken breasts - they grow these birds to slaughter in 46 days and as a result people are reporting two nasty outcomes - spaghetti breast (soft pull apart strings) and "woody" breast (dry and tough).
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/woody-breast-could-bite-the-chicken-business/
But you are right KFC has changed in taste and texture. It used to be less dark on the coating and actually a bit more greasy.
Like this:
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But now it's significantly darker and drier:
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I'm not sure these pics do it justice but the more golden style I recall has given way to a redder tone product.
I guess the grease was not healthy, but the older stuff just tasted a lot better! :-\
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KFC went smaller because of a slight problem with hormonal chicken breasts - they grow these birds to slaughter in 46 days and as a result people are reporting two nasty outcomes - spaghetti breast (soft pull apart strings) and "woody" breast (dry and tough).
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/woody-breast-could-bite-the-chicken-business/
But you are right KFC has changed in taste and texture. It used to be less dark on the coating and actually a bit more greasy.
Like this:
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But now it's significantly darker and drier:
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I'm not sure these pics do it justice but the more golden style I recall has given way to a redder tone product.
I guess the grease was not healthy, but the older stuff just tasted a lot better! :-\
@26 horses I don't know where you are these days but yes, the chicken in that picture is exactly what I'm talkin' about! Look at the texture of the breading, it's almost fluffy. And hell yeah the pieces are big and juicy. Now they are runty and almost have a medicinal taste.. really weird.
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@26 horses I don't know where you are these days but yes, the chicken in that picture is exactly what I'm talkin' about! Look at the texture of the breading, it's almost fluffy. And hell yeah the pieces are big and juicy. Now they are runty and almost have a medicinal taste.. really weird.
Vacay over, back to the unreal world my friend...and yeah KFC sort of tastes and looks like it's been marinated in Jagermeister or something, yeah?
;D
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@Bart Ell At this very moment, I'm wasting your time. Oh shit, l00k at the time!! I Better go to bed!! Where did the time go.. I had so much to say!!
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Japan is all about mascots. They just are. Which got me thinking, if ellgab had mascots, Carson would be the drama thread, Sandsquatch for MitD, a gnome for Spaced Out, and Morg! would be the mascot for the boards people are terrified to venture into but are really curious.
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I’m in a very bad mood.
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I’m in a very bad mood.
Say it out loud.
It cures bad moods.
FENGA PAPIT
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I’m in a very bad mood.
If you resemble your avatar, I don't know any men who wouldn't love to entertain your "bad mood" Errrgggghhhh < Roy Orbison throat roll sound
Sorry, too much? :-\
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I’m in a very bad mood.
+1 for candor.
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If you resemble your avatar, I don't know any men who wouldn't love to entertain your "bad mood" Errrgggghhhh < Roy Orbison throat roll sound
Sorry, too much? :-\
A bit much, yes.
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I'm a kitty!!!!!
😻😻
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I'm a kitty!!!!!
😻😻
With blue eyes.
As promised.
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KFC went smaller because of a slight problem with hormonal chicken breasts - they grow these birds to slaughter in 46 days and as a result people are reporting two nasty outcomes - spaghetti breast (soft pull apart strings) and "woody" breast (dry and tough).
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/woody-breast-could-bite-the-chicken-business/
But you are right KFC has changed in taste and texture. It used to be less dark on the coating and actually a bit more greasy.
Like this:
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But now it's significantly darker and drier:
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I'm not sure these pics do it justice but the more golden style I recall has given way to a redder tone product.
I guess the grease was not healthy, but the older stuff just tasted a lot better! :-\
I still love it, but I remember the tastier KFC too. I thought that my memory might have been another one of those Mandela things.
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I'm a kitty!!!!!
😻😻
And you sound just like a blue-eyed kitty should 😺
Praise BE and SC
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I’m in a very bad mood.
Every 28 days or so.
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I still love it, but I remember the tastier KFC too. I thought that my memory might have been another one of those Mandela things.
No Mandela here, the color doesn't lie, something dark and malicious has overcome that golden KFC of halcyon days.
No "woo", strictly corporate greed monkeys imo. >:(
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No Mandela here, the color doesn't lie, something dark and malicious has overcome that golden KFC of halcyon days.
No "woo", strictly corporate greed monkeys imo. >:(
Things have changed since the '90s. Fast food is no longer fast or food.
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Things have changed since the '90s. Fast food is no longer fast or food.
I agree, the only answer I can derive is...Popeyes!
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Bart, back when I toured with bands I remember coming home after a six month stint to find that my mom and sister had burned all my records. AC/DC, Kiss, Ozzy and sooo much more. All new vynil just up in smoke :'( That was in the 90's and I thought the burnings only happened in the 80's?? Ya' know, baptist church stuff.
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Bart, back when I toured with bands I remember coming home after a six month stint to find that my mom and sister had burned all my records. AC/DC, Kiss, Ozzy and sooo much more. All new vynil just up in smoke :'( That was in the 90's and I thought the burnings only happened in the 80's?? Ya' know, baptist church stuff.
Good gravy, they went for the TAME stuff?!?!???
How did the Baptists get such a toehold up north?
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I agree, the only answer I can derive is...Popeyes!
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I like it, but I still prefer the Colonel. Old yardbird habits die hard.
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Bart, back when I toured with bands I remember coming home after a six month stint to find that my mom and sister had burned all my records. AC/DC, Kiss, Ozzy and sooo much more. All new vynil just up in smoke :'( That was in the 90's and I thought the burnings only happened in the 80's?? Ya' know, baptist church stuff.
The same kind of thing happened to my "childish" baseball cards and comic books just before I started high school. That was a self-inflicted wound, though. :(
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Good gravy, they went for the TAME stuff?!?!???
How did the Baptists get such a toehold up north?
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Well, being a church kid I won't knock the one I attended as I did benefit from those years and by all accounts it was a "normal" church with a lot of good people. The word "normal" is open to ones own experience.. That said; I'm not exactly sure we have so many Baptist churches up here. Calgary has some big time congregations and man their serious as a heart attack and they don't fuck around. Not sure how it is these days as things erode and attendance may be down. We have three Baptist churches in my town of 100,000 not to mention all the other denominations. Oh, and we have a raghead/bungy place and a mosque too ;D
I think we should all fight each other. In the big picture it's inevitable.
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The same kind of thing happened to my "childish" baseball cards and comic books just before I started high school. That was a self-inflicted wound, though. :(
@Nucky Nolan And who knows, you may have had some real gems in there.. Think about some of the original toys you had as a kid and how much they'd be worth now. I had a first release Rockem'' Sockem' robots and many others. I even had a Fonzie action figure back when all the original 13" Kiss dolls came out. Some of the stuff I had could pay off a mortgage or two even now
...the things we've lost... :'( BIG JIM Sports Camper!!! ;D yep
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Well, being a church kid I won't knock the one I attended as I did benefit from those years and by all accounts it was a "normal" church with a lot of good people. The word "normal" is open to ones own experience.. That said; I'm not exactly sure we have so many Baptist churches up here. Calgary has some big time congregations and man their serious as a heart attack and they don't fuck around. Not sure how it is these days as things erode and attendance may be down. We have three Baptist churches in my town of 100,000 not to mention all the other denominations. Oh, and we have a raghead/bungy place and a mosque too ;D
Iirc, Garner Ted Armstrong was a popular broadcast across Canada back in the day...religious programming like that is potent stuff.
I'm glad to hear the growing up experience for you was a positive one, however the burning of your vinyl - sacrilege!
I think we should all fight each other. In the big picture it's inevitable.
So has it ever been, eh?
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Iirc, Garner Ted Armstrong was a popular broadcast across Canada back in the day...religious programming like that is potent stuff.
Garner Ted was the best. I wish he were in office! I remember a segment where he was denouncing evolution as he summarized it as "So if you load a truck up full of lumber and supplies, drop it all off at a vacant lot and return twenty years later only to find that it has miraculously constructed itself into a house?" I saw that one as a rerun in the late 90's ;)
Incidentally that quote although not verbatim is very close to what he said.
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Garner Ted was the best. I wish he were in office! I remember a segment where he was denouncing evolution as he summarized it as "So if you load a truck up full of lumber and supplies, drop it all off at a vacant lot and return twenty years later only to find that it has miraculously constructed itself into a house?" I saw that one as a rerun in the late 90's ;)
Incidentally that quote although not verbatim is very close to what he said.
I'll grant you this, he was among the very few televangelists who managed to keep it on the up and up.
In 1997, following accusations by a masseuse named Sue Rae Robertson. Armstrong was asked to step down as leader by the church's board of directors but "chose to resign". No charges were ever laid in relation to the alleged assault, and civil cases brought against Armstrong and the CGI were dismissed.Mr. Armstrong left CGI and founded the Intercontinental Church of God.Until his death, he was the head of his Garner Ted Armstrong Evangelistic Association, which he had established in 1978, and the Intercontinental Church of God.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Garner_Ted_Armstrong
You ever listen to Gene Scott?
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Garner Ted was the best. I wish he were in office! I remember a segment where he was denouncing evolution as he summarized it as "So if you load a truck up full of lumber and supplies, drop it all off at a vacant lot and return twenty years later only to find that it has miraculously constructed itself into a house?" I saw that one as a rerun in the late 90's ;)
Incidentally that quote although not verbatim is very close to what he said.
I always have stated the earth contains ALL the basic building blocks for a VW Bug...
why haven’t we ever unearthed one ?
(much simpler than human life with self awareness, IMO)
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I'll grant you this, he was among the very few televangelists who managed to keep it on the up and up.
In 1997, following accusations by a masseuse named Sue Rae Robertson. Armstrong was asked to step down as leader by the church's board of directors but "chose to resign". No charges were ever laid in relation to the alleged assault, and civil cases brought against Armstrong and the CGI were dismissed.Mr. Armstrong left CGI and founded the Intercontinental Church of God.Until his death, he was the head of his Garner Ted Armstrong Evangelistic Association, which he had established in 1978, and the Intercontinental Church of God.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Garner_Ted_Armstrong
You ever listen to Gene Scott?
ah, the memories...
GENE SCOTT was the inspiration for SENDA’s threatening to STOP his YouTube productions UNLESS HE GOT “DONATIONS†!
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The same kind of thing happened to my "childish" baseball cards and comic books just before I started high school. That was a self-inflicted wound, though. :(
OMG...
at least your Mommy DIDN’T THROW THEM OUT !
(like SENDA’s Mommy did)
OR you DIDN’T LOOSE THEM IN A FIRE !
(like SENDA)
OR you DIDN’T LOOSE THEM IN STORAGE UNIT cleaned out for NON PAYMENT !
(like SENDA)
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I like it, but I still prefer the Colonel. Old yardbird habits die hard.
Church’s has the best fast food yard bird in the land. Unfortunately where I live you have to drive deep into the hood to acquire some. Now that’s good chicken!
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ah, the memories...
GENE SCOTT was the inspiration for SENDA’s threatening to STOP his YouTube productions UNLESS HE GOT “DONATIONS†!
OMG, seriously?
Wow, fat George should have gotten into race horses and satellite tee vee...wow... ::) ::) ::)
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Church’s has the best fast food yard bird in the land. Unfortunately where I live you have to drive deep into the hood to acquire some. Now that’s good chicken!
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They do crispy as well as anyone out there - seal in a lot of juice too.
But man, if you want some heat Popeyes is your place.
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They do crispy as well as anyone out there - seal in a lot of juice too.
But man, if you want some heat Popeyes is your place.
Popeyes isn’t bad. Their spicy chicken isn’t that spicy to me. Then again they all need hot sauce.
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Popeyes isn’t bad. Their spicy chicken isn’t that spicy to me. Then again they all need hot sauce.
I hear that - you sound like a Nashville hot chicken kinda guy. :P
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I hear that - you sound like a Nashville hot chicken kinda guy. :P
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I’d take the Georgia Gold and some hot sauce. Actually I’d probably do both!
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Popeyes isn’t bad. Their spicy chicken isn’t that spicy to me. Then again they all need hot sauce.
They have packets of spice they keep behind the counter. Cajun Sparkle. Ask for it next time. O don’t know why they don’t put it out with the rest of the condiments.
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They have packets of spice they keep behind the counter. Cajun Sparkle. Ask for it next time. O don’t know why they don’t put it out with the rest of the condiments.
Great tip, I never knew that - tnx!
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They have packets of spice they keep behind the counter. Cajun Sparkle. Ask for it next time. O don’t know why they don’t put it out with the rest of the condiments.
Never new that. If I ask for “Cajun Sparkle†and some guy comes out from behind the counter taking all sweet like about french ticklers I’m driving my truck through your front door.
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Awesomeness, it has tamarind and Worcestershire!
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Toomeric?
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Toomeric?
I'll see your yellow stuff and raise you a few grams of good 'ol MSG!
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@Nucky Nolan And who knows, you may have had some real gems in there.. Think about some of the original toys you had as a kid and how much they'd be worth now. I had a first release Rockem'' Sockem' robots and many others. I even had a Fonzie action figure back when all the original 13" Kiss dolls came out. Some of the stuff I had could pay off a mortgage or two even now
...the things we've lost... :'( BIG JIM Sports Camper!!! ;D yep
I had a treasure chest. I had a Hank Aaron card and a Willie Mays card. I had Roberto Clemente's last card. Those ain't rhinestones.
I kept my Merlin and my Simon. I also kept my Hot Wheels. Some of them might be valuable. Maybe I'll sell them to buy back my baseball cards. ;)
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I had a treasure chest. I had a Hank Aaron card and a Willie Mays card. I had Roberto Clemente's last card. Those ain't rhinestones.
I had all the older kids cards, Fleer, Topps, and cigarette cards - that included a Clemente rookie card, Warren Spahn, Mantle, Maris, Banks, Koufax, Gibson, oh the pain...it hurts to even think back. :'( :'( :'(
I'd even settle for my Moose Scowron card or Vic Roznovsky now! Lol... :-\
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OMG...
at least your Mommy DIDN’T THROW THEM OUT !
(like SENDA’s Mommy did)
OR you DIDN’T LOOSE THEM IN A FIRE !
(like SENDA)
OR you DIDN’T LOOSE THEM IN STORAGE UNIT cleaned out for NON PAYMENT !
(like SENDA)
Self-inflicted wounds are much worse. My butt is now numb from kicking myself.
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Church’s has the best fast food yard bird in the land. Unfortunately where I live you have to drive deep into the hood to acquire some. Now that’s good chicken!
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I loved it when I was a kid. We lived in the 'hood back then, but I gladly traded safety for crispy.
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I had all the older kids cards, Fleer, Topps, and cigarette cards - that included a Clemente rookie card, Warren Spahn, Mantle, Maris, Banks, Koufax, Gibson, oh the pain...it hurts to even think back. :'( :'( :'(
I'd even settle for my Moose Scowron card or Vic Roznovsky now! Lol... :-\
We likely have PTSD from lost collectibles. At least, there were no original "Honus Wagners" in the mix.
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Garner Ted was the best. I wish he were in office! I remember a segment where he was denouncing evolution as he summarized it as "So if you load a truck up full of lumber and supplies, drop it all off at a vacant lot and return twenty years later only to find that it has miraculously constructed itself into a house?" I saw that one as a rerun in the late 90's ;)
Incidentally that quote although not verbatim is very close to what he said.
Who knew that you could feel nostalgic for televangelists? I almost miss the days of the Bakker scandal and the Swaggart scandal. I even miss those crazy '90s cults. They were much more fun than Antifa SJWs.
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We likely have PTSD from lost collectibles. At least, there were no original "Honus Wagners" in the mix.
The only card I have left is an Ernie Banks autographed rookie card.
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Who knew that you could feel nostalgic for televangelists? I almost miss the days of the Bakker scandal and the Swaggart scandal. I even miss those crazy '90s cults. They were much more fun than Antifa SJWs.
My wife has been watching the Jonestown series. Some of the audio exerts are pretty interesting as he laughs when a big guy beats up on a little guys etc. A band called Manowar did a song about that whole thing.. "thanks for the Kool-Aid, Jim" Weird band.. :-\
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Bart, I got something to tell ya'
I recently purchased a vintage speed bag called the Everlast 4200 off ebay and the thing stinks real bad. Kanga leather (high quality shit) and it's a very sought after bag when in good or great condition which this one is. But it fkn stinks like it was wet at one time and I don't know how to de-funkify this beautiful find.
This is what I'm telling you
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My wife has been watching the Jonestown series. Some of the audio exerts are pretty interesting as he laughs when a big guy beats up on a little guys etc. A band called Manowar did a song about that whole thing.. "thanks for the Kool-Aid, Jim" Weird band.. :-\
It was Flavor Aid
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@Bart Ell I am here to tell you that you need to give yourself a pay rise because the woo videos are AWESOME.
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Bart, I got something to tell ya'
I recently purchased a vintage speed bag called the Everlast 4200 off ebay and the thing stinks real bad. Kanga leather (high quality shit) and it's a very sought after bag when in good or great condition which this one is. But it fkn stinks like it was wet at one time and I don't know how to de-funkify this beautiful find.
This is what I'm telling you
Grab a big plastic bag.
Put your bag in it with a sock filled with baking soda.
Leave it for a few days.
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@Bart Ell I am here to tell you that you need to give yourself a pay rise because the woo videos are AWESOME.
I doubled my pay!
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Who knew that you could feel nostalgic for televangelists? I almost miss the days of the Bakker scandal and the Swaggart scandal. I even miss those crazy '90s cults. They were much more fun than Antifa SJWs.
Back in the day, I had an interest in studying the various cults from a human behavior point of view. It was fascinating how they were able to attract and keep members loyal to their cause and loyal to their leader. From the Moon Unification movement, Jim Bakker and PTL, the Armstrong's (Herbert and son Garner Ted) Worldwide Church of God, to Jim Jones and Jonestown and more.
The gold standard handbook and information resource on cults at the time was Dr. Walter Martin's book Kingdom of the Cults.
As a side note, in the early days of home satellite TV, technically you needed one letter of approval from a satellite content provider granting you permission to watch their programming to make your satellite station "legal". PTL was one of the few networks that would send you a letter giving permission, so they received a large number of requests for permission letters from home satellite TV viewers (few of which probably actually watched the network) :) If I remember correctly, Dr. Gene Scott's University Network and TBN would also give you letters of permission.
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The only card I have left is an Ernie Banks autographed rookie card.
Keep it in a safe place! If not, your little cousin might sell it at a pawn shop (ahem).
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My wife has been watching the Jonestown series. Some of the audio exerts are pretty interesting as he laughs when a big guy beats up on a little guys etc. A band called Manowar did a song about that whole thing.. "thanks for the Kool-Aid, Jim" Weird band.. :-\
Check out the 1980's TV movie Guyana Tragedy: The Story of Jim Jones starring Powers Boothe. It was a well-done story telling the rise and eventual fatal destiny of Jim Jones. Powers Boothe's performance won him the Emmy Award that year for Outstanding Lead Actor in a Limited Series or a Special.
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My wife has been watching the Jonestown series. Some of the audio exerts are pretty interesting as he laughs when a big guy beats up on a little guys etc. A band called Manowar did a song about that whole thing.. "thanks for the Kool-Aid, Jim" Weird band.. :-\
I was thinking about the Heaven's Gate era. It seemed like a fun cult until they took those fatal snacks, and I wasn't a big fan of that eunuch fad, either.
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Bart, I got something to tell ya'
I recently purchased a vintage speed bag called the Everlast 4200 off ebay and the thing stinks real bad. Kanga leather (high quality shit) and it's a very sought after bag when in good or great condition which this one is. But it fkn stinks like it was wet at one time and I don't know how to de-funkify this beautiful find.
This is what I'm telling you
Replace it with a new one that doesn't bring George Clinton and Rick James to mind. This is what I'm telling you.
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It was Flavor Aid
Thanks for setting the soft drink record straight. Of course, Kool-Aid works much better in jokes and memes.
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Back in the day, I had an interest in studying the various cults from a human behavior point of view. It was fascinating how they were able to attract and keep members loyal to their cause and loyal to their leader. From the Moon Unification movement, Jim Bakker and PTL, the Armstrong's (Herbert and son Garner Ted) Worldwide Church of God, to Jim Jones and Jonestown and more.
The gold standard handbook and information resource on cults at the time was Dr. Walter Martin's book Kingdom of the Cults.
As a side note, in the early days of home satellite TV, technically you needed one letter of approval from a satellite content provider granting you permission to watch their programming to make your satellite station "legal". PTL was one of the few networks that would send you a letter giving permission, so they received a large number of requests for permission letters from home satellite TV viewers (few of which probably actually watched the network) :) If I remember correctly, Dr. Gene Scott's University Network and TBN would also give you letters of permission.
People tried to recruit me into varied cults during my salad days. One was the Church of Christ. It wasn't the strict mainstream church that was "the one and only way to Heaven", and it wasn't Saint Barack's "GD America" version. It was the one based in Boston whose members were rivals of the members of the one based in New York City (just kidding after "Boston").
You don't see much of that stuff these days. You also don't see as many evangelists screaming and yelling at college students between classes on their campus. I guess that it's now classified as hate speech as well as an invasion of one's safe space. These poor kids are missing out on the joys of being called drunken heathens by angry preachers.
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We likely have PTSD from lost collectibles. At least, there were no original "Honus Wagners" in the mix.
True, but there was a Marv Throneberry, so... :'(
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It was Flavor Aid
+1 for the fact check!
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I always wondered why KoolAid never sued or fought back on this. :o
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Back in the day, I had an interest in studying the various cults from a human behavior point of view. It was fascinating how they were able to attract and keep members loyal to their cause and loyal to their leader. From the Moon Unification movement, Jim Bakker and PTL, the Armstrong's (Herbert and son Garner Ted) Worldwide Church of God, to Jim Jones and Jonestown and more.
The gold standard handbook and information resource on cults at the time was Dr. Walter Martin's book Kingdom of the Cults.
Fascinating, of course one cult leader wrote/borrowed an even more hubric text of his own:
https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/1604642.Larson_s_book_of_cults
You may have run into him when "exorcising":
As a side note, in the early days of home satellite TV, technically you needed one letter of approval from a satellite content provider granting you permission to watch their programming to make your satellite station "legal". PTL was one of the few networks that would send you a letter giving permission, so they received a large number of requests for permission letters from home satellite TV viewers (few of which probably actually watched the network) :) If I remember correctly, Dr. Gene Scott's University Network and TBN would also give you letters of permission.
And Scott had his vaunted "King's House" as well...
And now so does his "heiress/waifu" the lovely Melissa:
http://www.pastormelissascott.com/become-kings-house.html
To become a King's House and King's Tither, speak with a Voice of Faith at 1-800-338-3030. Simply give your name and address and request a King's House and King's Tither number. Write this number in your Bible, and whenever you call in, give your numbers, the city you're calling from, and how you receive the program (internet, shortwave, or television).
http://www.pastormelissascott.com
Mmmm...and a PhD to go with the fancy crystaline edifice...
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The Lord provideth, no? 8)
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Check out the 1980's TV movie Guyana Tragedy: The Story of Jim Jones starring Powers Boothe. It was a well-done story telling the rise and eventual fatal destiny of Jim Jones. Powers Boothe's performance won him the Emmy Award that year for Outstanding Lead Actor in a Limited Series or a Special.
+1 for a very realistic and frightening docu-drama.
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Thanks for setting the soft drink record straight. Of course, Kool-Aid works much better in jokes and memes.
It takes a really strong brand to thrive with that mislabeling as a social media erratum doesn't it?
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I'll see your yellow stuff and raise you a few grams of good 'ol MSG!
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Dare I say this...
When I was a kid I had an older relative who was in a wheelchair most of this life. One time he said he never ate MSG because it made him climb the walls. I had no idea what MSG was, but I thought I'd like to see the wall climbing...
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I have a cold.
I am hungry.
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Dare I say this...
When I was a kid I had an older relative who was in a wheelchair most of this life. One time he said he never ate MSG because it made him climb the walls. I had no idea what MSG was, but I thought I'd like to see the wall climbing...
Oh dear oh dear...first the Koolaid, now Chinese food gets its comeuppance.... ::)
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I have a cold.
I am hungry.
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I can't cook. And I won't!
*ACHOOOO*
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How did you know? My hubby is going to make chicken soup for me.
Or tomato.
Plus also a hotdog.
That is how you fix a cold.
Thank you for the well wish.
:) :) :) :) :)
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You're welcome, spring colds are second only to summer colds in suckiness. :-\
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You're welcome, spring colds are second only to summer colds in suckiness. :-\
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I agree. Well, whenever I am sick is the worst time to be sick. ;)
It is quiet around here, on Ellgabby.
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Grab a big plastic bag.
Put your bag in it with a sock filled with baking soda.
Leave it for a few days.
DON'T BOSS ME AROUND!!! ok I'll try that :D Tried the vinegar treatment first, no luck. Was hoping for the quick fix.. Never thought I'd post about a smelly bag. :o
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True, but there was a Marv Throneberry, so... :'(
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Look on the bright side. It wasn't Bob Uecker.
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It takes a really strong brand to thrive with that mislabeling as a social media erratum doesn't it?
You read my mind. Fortunately, Bill Cosby didn't hawk it.
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I agree. Well, whenever I am sick is the worst time to be sick. ;)
It is quiet around here, on Ellgabby.
Is there ever a good time to be sick? Well, I mean other than our school days.
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Is there ever a good time to be sick? Well, I mean other than our school days.
You ever been sick at Christmas or any other festive time when everybody but you is having an effing jolly good time? It's no picnic, nucky. Or what about being sick when the weather is gorgeous and spring has sprung and you hear everybody outside as they get their yards ready for summer and BBQ fills the air. But you can't have any because you're a big sick baby bwoy.
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You ever been sick at Christmas or any other festive time when everybody but you is having an effing jolly good time? It's no picnic, nucky. Or what about being sick when the weather is gorgeous and spring has sprung and you hear everybody outside as they get their yards ready for summer and BBQ fills the air. But you can't have any because you're a big sick baby bwoy.
I always got a cold or the flu right before Christmas during grade school and junior high school. I almost always got well before Christmas Eve. It was down to the wire each year. What kindergarten student asks Santa Claus for Advil?
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Church’s has the best fast food yard bird in the land. Unfortunately where I live you have to drive deep into the hood to acquire some. Now that’s good chicken!
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You a colored?
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Look on the bright side. It wasn't Bob Uecker.
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You a colored?
I have Black slaves in my family tree. You can call me a racial slur, but you better not insult the Colonel.
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I miss that era (no pun). That was before Charlie Sheen drank tiger's blood.
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You a colored?
Depends... Is your girl ready to get down on mandingo monday?
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Depends... Is your girl ready to get down on mandingo monday?
Um, I'm booked on Monday. How about What You Talkin' Bout Willis Wednesday?
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Okay, okay--I just got done watching all 12 seasons of NYPD Blue for the third time. There--I said it and I feel better.
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Okay, okay--I just got done watching all 12 seasons of NYPD Blue for the third time. There--I said it and I feel better.
Take a long (perp) walk. That's a blood clot waiting to happen.
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Bart, I've never liked the shape of Lou Diamond Phillips head. Bit of a spade shovel shape and I don't think that's a good head shape. Some could argue but they'd be wrong :-\
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Bart, I've never liked the shape of Lou Diamond Phillips head. Bit of a spade shovel shape and I don't think that's a good head shape. Some could argue but they'd be wrong :-\
Well @KSM32 , it seems women agree with you.
His head bothers them so much they become lesbians after seeing it thrust at them during sexytime.
It's true, he turns the ladies into lesbians.
FACT.
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Bart, I've never liked the shape of Lou Diamond Phillips head. Bit of a spade shovel shape and I don't think that's a good head shape. Some could argue but they'd be wrong :-\
Wrong! !!!
Bart doesn’t even need to get involved. You’re just wrong. Lou’s head has been beautiful and is currently beautiful. No room to argue. Please take your ball and go home.
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Well @KSM32 , it seems women agree with you.
His head bothers them so much they become lesbians after seeing it thrust at them during sexytime.
It's true, he turns the ladies into lesbians.
FACT.
Oh Bart. My dear sweet Bart.. bless your heart.
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Oh Bart. My dear sweet Bart.. bless your heart.
Makes them lesbians!
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Makes them lesbians!
Oh sweetie pie! Aren’t you the cutest little...
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Take a long (perp) walk. That's a blood clot waiting to happen.
Hey, gimme a break. I didn't watch all 240 episodes in one go. I broke it down to three 80 episode binges. I'm very health conscious.
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Oh sweetie pie! Aren’t you the cutest little...
LESBIANS!
His first wife, Julie Cypher, left him in 1990, when she announced she had become a lesbian after meeting and falling for rocker Melissa Etheridge while shooting a music video.
https://www.eonline.com/news/49203/wife-dumps-lou-diamond-phillips
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LESBIANS!
His first wife, Julie Cypher, left him in 1990, when she announced she had become a lesbian after meeting and falling for rocker Melissa Etheridge while shooting a music video.
https://www.eonline.com/news/49203/wife-dumps-lou-diamond-phillips
Well ya... I mean come on Mellissa. - Oh shit!
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Well ya... I mean come on Mellissa. - Oh shit!
All because of his spade shovel head!
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All because of his spade shovel head!
Nope. Wrong!!! I reject your reality and insert my own hot headed Lou. Yummm!
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Well @KSM32 , it seems women agree with you.
His head bothers them so much they become lesbians after seeing it thrust at them during sexytime.
It's true, he turns the ladies into lesbians.
FACT.
Word!
Wrong! !!!
Bart doesn’t even need to get involved. You’re just wrong. Lou’s head has been beautiful and is currently beautiful. No room to argue. Please take your ball and go home.
Well maybe I don't approve of your head either. How ya' like that, hot stuff :-* Now be a good gal and take your dolly and go home.
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Word!
Well maybe I don't approve of your head either. How ya' like that, hot stuff :-* Now be a good gal and take your dolly and go home.
I’m giving you the hairy eyeball 👁 right now. I know you can’t see it, but you feel it.
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I’m giving you the hairy eyeball 👁 right now. I know you can’t see it, but you feel it.
Ok fine, you win. Lou has a swell head. Hope you're happy.
BTW I'm Bart's kid sister.
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Ok fine, you win. Lou has a swell head. Hope you're happy.
BTW I'm Bart's kid sister.
+1
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LESBIANS!
His first wife, Julie Cypher, left him in 1990, when she announced she had become a lesbian after meeting and falling for rocker Melissa Etheridge while shooting a music video.
https://www.eonline.com/news/49203/wife-dumps-lou-diamond-phillips
This calls for the Tammy Bruce/Brenda Benet story recap...
https://informationcradle.com/usa/tammy-bruce/
No wonder Bill went all:
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Hey, gimme a break. I didn't watch all 240 episodes in one go. I broke it down to three 80 episode binges. I'm very health conscious.
That's what I did when I finally watched "Lost". Concerned people staged an intervention.
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Bart, two weeks ago I bid on an $84,000 (my bid) job consisting of 65 suites housed in a new old folks complex. Today I found out that I've made the short list and I'm pretty sure that means my lil company is one of three remaining proposals. I currently have two guys in my crew making us a grand total of three! I have serious doubts that we will be able to complete the job within the nine week deadline of it's start. I will need two other guys and I have no idea where to find them :o :o Help wanted ads have been placed.. :-\
This is the ultimate in biting off waaay more than I can chew. Sleepless restless nights ahead. And my wife is stoked with audible blurtings of blind support with things like "you guys can do it! I know you can!!" HUH ??? With my small and current crew, I don't think we can and I want my mommy.
EDIT: Why did I bid on this job? Because every flooring place in town had thrown their hats in the ring and I figured it was a very, very long shot that I would even be considered. Fuck! ME!
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Bart, two weeks ago I bid on an $84,000 (my bid) job consisting of 65 suites housed in a new old folks complex. Today I found out that I've made the short list and I'm pretty sure that means my lil company is one of three remaining proposals. I currently have two guys in my crew making us a grand total of three! I have serious doubts that we will be able to complete the job within the nine week deadline of it's start. I will need two other guys and I have no idea where to find them :o :o Help wanted ads have been placed.. :-\
This is the ultimate in biting off waaay more than I can chew. Sleepless restless nights ahead. And my wife is stoked with audible blurtings of blind support with things like "you guys can do it! I know you can!!" HUH ??? With my small and current crew, I don't think we can and I want my mommy.
EDIT: Why did I bid on this job? Because every flooring place in town had thrown their hats in the ring and I figured it was a very, very long shot that I would even be considered. Fuck! ME!
I can read between the lines.
You want me to send them a link to your posts here so they drop you and you can go back to your stress free life.
I understand.
Done.
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Bart, two weeks ago I bid on an $84,000 (my bid) job consisting of 65 suites housed in a new old folks complex. Today I found out that I've made the short list and I'm pretty sure that means my lil company is one of three remaining proposals. I currently have two guys in my crew making us a grand total of three! I have serious doubts that we will be able to complete the job within the nine week deadline of it's start. I will need two other guys and I have no idea where to find them :o :o Help wanted ads have been placed.. :-\
This is the ultimate in biting off waaay more than I can chew. Sleepless restless nights ahead. And my wife is stoked with audible blurtings of blind support with things like "you guys can do it! I know you can!!" HUH ??? With my small and current crew, I don't think we can and I want my mommy.
EDIT: Why did I bid on this job? Because every flooring place in town had thrown their hats in the ring and I figured it was a very, very long shot that I would even be considered. Fuck! ME!
Is your bid strong enough that you can afford to sub some of it out through a competitor or would their profit margin eat yours up?
You may find that at $1,300 a suite you came in a wee bit light, even if each one is only a few hundred SF...any wiggle room in materials spec'd?
If not you fellas had best learn to work in sleep shifts straight through.
Plan B...the Bart outing... ::)
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you can go back to your stress free life.
I haven't worked a Friday in almost seven years. Ok, maybe 10-12 isolated times but getting this job will fuck all that up.
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Is your bid strong enough that you can afford to sub some of it out through a competitor or would their profit margin eat yours up?
You may find that at $1,300 a suite you came in a wee bit light, even if each one is only a few hundred SF...any wiggle room in materials spec'd?
If not you fellas had best learn to work in sleep shifts straight through.
Plan B...the Bart outing... ::)
The suites are 282 sq ft per unit. Basically a square room with a smaller kitchenette square room off of it. And yes a small bathroom off the 6-8 kitchen. So the $$ per unit is actually pretty good. I now think I can get this done with only one extra guy. I'll use him for prepping units before we start working in them. As long as he's staying ahead of us by a minimum of two units we should be fine. Subbing work out to a competitor would be very bad and can have a tendency to get violent.
If I went for plan B, the Bart out; I might as well sell everything, get a divorce, loose half of everything, and move to the moon. What happens in Ell stays in Ell. 8)
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The suites are 282 sq ft per unit. Basically a square room with a smaller kitchenette square room off of it. And yes a small bathroom off the 6-8 kitchen. So the $$ per unit is actually pretty good. I now think I can get this done with only one extra guy. I'll use him for prepping units before we start working in them. As long as he's staying ahead of us by a minimum of two units we should be fine. Subbing work out to a competitor would be very bad and can have a tendency to get violent.
If I went for plan B, the Bart out; I might as well sell everything, get a divorce, loose half of everything, and move to the moon. What happens in Ell stays in Ell. 8)
Don’t make your wife put her foot down.
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Don’t make your wife put her foot down.
Always throwing the big boats at me, huh. Or in this case, boat. Anyways, I'm off to the drapery to get her some custom slippers made. ;D
#WhatHappensInEllStaysInEll
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The suites are 282 sq ft per unit. Basically a square room with a smaller kitchenette square room off of it. And yes a small bathroom off the 6-8 kitchen. So the $$ per unit is actually pretty good. I now think I can get this done with only one extra guy. I'll use him for prepping units before we start working in them. As long as he's staying ahead of us by a minimum of two units we should be fine. Subbing work out to a competitor would be very bad and can have a tendency to get violent.
If I went for plan B, the Bart out; I might as well sell everything, get a divorce, loose half of everything, and move to the moon. What happens in Ell stays in Ell. 8)
Lol, welp you got it knocked, congrats on rejiggering the prep, sorry your Fridays get trashed, but you do keep the profits in house.
In a big enough metro area its easier to sub work out to some of the younger trades that tend to whore out to the big builders. Those guys almost always double dip on weekends and they're super hard workers (read - Latinos).
If the border leakage gets corrosive enough you too can experience the wonders of a deflationary labour force, but you must grasp the cultural significance of being the patron!
Onward. 8)
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you too can experience the wonders of a deflationary labour force, but you must grasp the cultural significance of being the patron!
Onward. 8)
Yeah there is that. Either way I'd rather pay a Canadian born English speaking young redneck-ish guy who's looking to work and learn, not to mention somebody I can converse with at the annual Christmas party. I'll pay the extra $$ per hour for somebody we all like.
Ok, now, onward. ;)
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Always throwing the big boats at me, huh. Or in this case, boat. Anyways, I'm off to the drapery to get her some custom slippers made. ;D
#WhatHappensInEllStaysInEll
After this latest joke, inquiring minds want to know. What size does she wear?
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After this latest joke, inquiring minds want to know. What size does she wear?
Yoouuu dirty rat ;) Guess it was just a matter of time before the seemingly obvious question was addressed.
This is the last I will speak on it and I feel like a real asshole for ever bringing it up!! Keep in mind, before I answer your question she is TALL! She's a tennis player swimmer chick, so.. anyways..
She wanted to try a pair of those Skechers for the gym but from what I understand those only go up to 11's in womans sizes. Men's 12's do the trick. A neutral white pair, and a black pair. Did your eyes pop out of your head? Did you giggle under your breath? Fine, it's ok.
This sooo ends this topic. Done!
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Yoouuu dirty rat ;) Guess it was just a matter of time before the seemingly obvious question was addressed.
This is the last I will speak on it and I feel like a real asshole for ever bringing it up!! Keep in mind, before I answer your question she is TALL! She's a tennis player swimmer chick, so.. anyways..
She wanted to try a pair of those Skechers for the gym but from what I understand those only go up to 11's in womans sizes. Men's 12's do the trick. A neutral white pair, and a black pair. Did your eyes pop out of your head? Did you giggle under your breath? Fine, it's ok.
This sooo ends this topic. Done!
Pics or it didn’t happen.
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She wanted to try a pair of those Skechers for the gym but from what I understand those only go up to 11's in womans sizes. Men's 12's do the trick. A neutral white pair, and a black pair. Did your eyes pop out of your head? Did you giggle under your breath? Fine, it's ok.
This sooo ends this topic. Done!
Was she living in a sandy region when you met her?
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Yeah there is that. Either way I'd rather pay a Canadian born English speaking young redneck-ish guy who's looking to work and learn, not to mention somebody I can converse with at the annual Christmas party. I'll pay the extra $$ per hour for somebody we all like.
Ok, now, onward. ;)
Yup - what YOU said!
:) :)
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Was she living in a sandy region when you met her?
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Supine and sandy...
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Pics or it didn’t happen.
Was she living in a sandy region when you met her?
Not goin' there. How bout those Giants! :D
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Not goin' there. How bout those Giants! :D
Indeed:
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https://www.genesis6giants.com/index.php?s=342
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Was she living in a sandy region when you met her?
:P ;D
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Yoouuu dirty rat ;) Guess it was just a matter of time before the seemingly obvious question was addressed.
This is the last I will speak on it and I feel like a real asshole for ever bringing it up!! Keep in mind, before I answer your question she is TALL! She's a tennis player swimmer chick, so.. anyways..
She wanted to try a pair of those Skechers for the gym but from what I understand those only go up to 11's in womans sizes. Men's 12's do the trick. A neutral white pair, and a black pair. Did your eyes pop out of your head? Did you giggle under your breath? Fine, it's ok.
This sooo ends this topic. Done!
You know what they say about women with big feet. I'm asking because I have no idea.
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Pics or it didn’t happen.
I saw what you did there. You're one of those guys who type "show feet" during live streams.
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You know what they say about women with big feet. I'm asking because I have no idea.
Great swimmers. And when they stomp up the stairs saying "Marsha, Marsha, Marsha" you really know they mean bidness.
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Great swimmers. And when they stomp up the stairs saying "Marsha, Marsha, Marsha" you really know they mean bidness.
That brings up a second question. Why does your wife call you "Marcia"?
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That brings up a second question. Why does your wife call you "Marcia"?
Marcia* Marsha?
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Lol, welp you got it knocked, congrats on rejiggering the prep, sorry your Fridays get trashed, but you do keep the profits in house.
In a big enough metro area its easier to sub work out to some of the younger trades that tend to whore out to the big builders. Those guys almost always double dip on weekends and they're super hard workers (read - Latinos).
If the border leakage gets corrosive enough you too can experience the wonders of a deflationary labour force, but you must grasp the cultural significance of being the patron!
Onward. 8)
Even if this is Metron, he's right. You might want to have a couple people for your "sick days"...
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Even if this is Metron, he's right. You might want to have a couple people for your "sick days"...
Jeez Sofia, thanks for the left handed compliment... ???
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Marcia* Marsha?
That's what Jan Brady said. No, *I'm* not Marsha.
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Jeez Sofia, thanks for the left handed compliment... ???
Um.. she's actually, left handed ;)
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Um.. she's actually, left handed ;)
LOLOL!
+1 :)
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LOLOL!
+1 :)
And I return your +1 gesture.
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Bart, found out today that I was awarded the big account but my back lawn is not coming in very well this spring so my OCD has me wondering what I could have possibly done wrong when winterizing last year :-\ I'm assuming it's a trade off for the good fortune.
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Bart, found out today that I was awarded the big account but my back lawn is not coming in very well this spring so my OCD has me wondering what I could have possibly done wrong when winterizing last year :-\ I'm assuming it's a trade off for the good fortune.
+1 just for the helluvit. ;) ;D
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+1 just for the helluvit. ;) ;D
Thanks you, you 2. Legs are a good thing :)
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Thanks you, you 2. Legs are a good thing :)
True. I don't go anywhere without them. ;) ;D
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And I return your +1 gesture.
Fine then +1 again!
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True. I don't go anywhere without them. ;) ;D
Have mercy!
(they're loooong....)
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Have mercy!
(they're loooong....)
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I didn't expect that kind of pussy. I expected a calico cat.
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I didn't expect that kind of pussy. I expected a calico cat.
You're both wrong. She's a Tiger Tabby. ;D
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You're both wrong. She's a Tiger Tabby. ;D
Lol...FEISTY! :)
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Bart, I've got the runs!
….Gotta Go...
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Bart, I've got the runs!
….Gotta Go...
You wouldn't have to run or have the runs if you had a peach up your ass.
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Bart, I've got the runs!
….Gotta Go...
Is there a force majeaur clause in your contract?
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Jeez Sofia, thanks for the left handed compliment... ???
It has been an adjustment seeing your nice side again.
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It has been an adjustment seeing your nice side again.
You want mean?? I'll give ya mean if it's mean ya want I'll give it to ya. Mean, that it.
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You're both wrong. She's a Tiger Tabby. ;D
You know your cats. I'll defer to the expert.
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It has been an adjustment seeing your nice side again.
I keep it hermetically sealed mayonnaise jarr on Funk & Wagnall's front porch...like Kim Chee it gets better with age... ;)
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I keep it hermetically sealed mayonnaise jarr on Funk & Wagnall's front porch...like Kim Chee it gets better with age... ;)
It's not bad ;).
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It's not bad ;).
No. We need more mean. I can't even remember how to be mean anymore :'( been so long :-\
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No. We need more mean. I can't even remember how to be mean anymore :'( been so long :-\
You can get a crash course by reading the mad doctor's cruel posts on BellGab. You may have to see a *real* doctor after you do, though.
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You can get a crash course by reading the mad doctor's cruel posts on BellGab. You may have to see a *real* doctor after you do, though.
Lol Had a physical last week and all is well. I love coughing to the left ;D
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Lol Had a physical last week and all is well. I love coughing to the left ;D
It gets worse man. It gets worse.............. I have mine tomorrow. :'(
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It gets worse man. It gets worse.............. I have mine tomorrow. :'(
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Men are such whiners.
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Men are such whiners.
True that!!!!!!!!!!! :D
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It gets worse man. It gets worse.............. I have mine tomorrow. :'(
Don't forget to make eye contact as he enters you.
Take the power back.
A wink may be a bit much... just good, steady eye contact as he is inside your person.
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It gets worse man. It gets worse.............. I have mine tomorrow. :'(
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LOL Well since the good Dr. is going to be +1ing you tomorrow I'll do the same, bend over ;D Hopefully his fingers are girthy and he offers you a single malt before, hand. ? ;D hehehe
At no age will I be opting for that. Even if it costs me 10 or so years, I'll dye an ass virgin. Innocent and untarnished :) My bum could get married and still wear white :D
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LOL Well since the good Dr. is going to be +1ing you tomorrow I'll do the same, bend over ;D Hopefully his fingers are girthy and he offers you a single malt before, hand. ? ;D hehehe
At no age will I be opting for that. Even if it costs me 10 or so years, I'll dye an ass virgin. Innocent and untarnished :) My bum could get married and still wear white :D
That’s an interesting line in the sand.
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Don't forget to make eye contact as he enters you.
Take the power back.
A wink may be a bit much... just good, steady eye contact as he is inside your person.
Sounds like a plan. I like it. He won't I bet..............
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Sounds like a plan. I like it. He won't I bet..............
Every damn year my doc points to a box of Kleenex and says, "Those are for cleaning and not for tears."
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Every damn year my doc points to a box of Kleenex and says, "Those are for cleaning and not for tears."
Oh. You go to Doc Weisenheimer as well? Mine will say "This is why you'll keep coming back".
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That’s an interesting line in the sand.
No. I just made it up. In fact I'm driving walks to his appointment tomorrow.
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It gets worse man. It gets worse.............. I have mine tomorrow. :'(
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Did the Doctor hold your shoulders while he did the exam?
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LOL Well since the good Dr. is going to be +1ing you tomorrow I'll do the same, bend over ;D Hopefully his fingers are girthy and he offers you a single malt before, hand. ? ;D hehehe
At no age will I be opting for that. Even if it costs me 10 or so years, I'll dye an ass virgin. Innocent and untarnished :) My bum could get married and still wear white :D
How do you mean that? Asking for a friend.
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Every damn year my doc points to a box of Kleenex and says, "Those are for cleaning and not for tears."
Brilliant line.
Works in the bedroom, too.
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Lol Had a physical last week and all is well. I love coughing to the left ;D
You cough *to* the left. I cough *at* the left.
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You cough *to* the left. I cough *at* the left.
But I hang to the right. My dick's a conservative ;)
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But I hang to the right. My dick's a conservative ;)
If witches were hung like you are then they would still be alive!
Get it?
Not very well hung!
Don't even bother trying to talk me into hanged.
The joke stands.
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If witches were hung like you are then they would still be alive!
Get it?
Not very well hung!
Don't even bother trying to talk me into hanged.
The joke stands.
Yeah, guys always want to believe that about me. What, with being built like a brick shithouse, long black Rockstar hair and generally happy as all fuck etc :)
Ya know, this thread has veered sooo far off the tracks. Nobody's cooperating! This is what I don't miss about running a board. We once had a Coffee thread that eventually turned into 20+ pages dedicated to arguing about horses! Really mean stuff, too. Horses, such passionate and occasionally extremely verbose comments.
We start our nine week contract next week. There, I told you something.
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long black Rockstar hair
How did you manage to use the WayBackMachine to bring a post from 1986 into 2019?
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How did you manage to use the WayBackMachine to bring a post from 1986 into 2019?
Stern show, John the stutterer 08 and later. Before then I had never heard the term. All I heard was, "fuckin' long hairs" when unloading the bus in a new town but this started in 89-90 as I wasn't old enough to be in the bars in 86. Not even in Alberta where 18 was the admissible age.
STRAIGHT TALK, WITH JOHN THE STUTTERER! Howard 101
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If witches were hung like you are then they would still be alive!
Get it?
Not very well hung!
Don't even bother trying to talk me into hanged.
The joke stands.
As long as you're finding yourself entertaining that is all that matters.
But seriously, you should try harder to entertain us. Just sayin.
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How did you manage to use the WayBackMachine to bring a post from 1986 into 2019?
Better!!! ;D
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But I hang to the right. My dick's a conservative ;)
I see. Maybe that's the real reason that Nixon is called "tricky dick".
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I see. Maybe that's the real reason that Nixon is called "tricky dick".
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Stern show, John the stutterer 08 and later. Before then I had never heard the term. All I heard was, "fuckin' long hairs" when unloading the bus in a new town but this started in 89-90 as I wasn't old enough to be in the bars in 86. Not even in Alberta where 18 was the admissible age.
STRAIGHT TALK, WITH JOHN THE STUTTERER! Howard 101
I can remember from before he got Stuttering John [Melendez], and Stern had to stutter for himself. Not great, but convincing enough.
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Men are such whiners.
Pain hit a new level for me when estrogen decreased. Estrogen is a painkiller. Now I know why men are such weanies. Makes sense to me now.
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I can remember from before he got Stuttering John [Melendez], and Stern had to stutter for himself. Not great, but convincing enough.
@Robert I always thought he was faking it. If he wasn't, it was a very minor affliction.. If handicap was real.. Leno wouldn't have ever hired the stooge as the TS announcer.
"Tonight, NiggaLessCaaage, PamerlerRanderson and MEee, I'm etc"
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Now I know why men are such weanies. Makes sense to me now.
No it doesn't make sense to you because @PolkaDot doesn't make sense, ever! Both of you are batshit craaazeeee
#Mixed Nuts
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No it doesn't make sense to you because @PolkaDot doesn't make sense, ever! Both of you are batshit craaazeeee
#Mixed Nuts
Oh Honey, you say the sweetest things. You know I'd smack you around even if you talked nice, right? Begging for it seems....beneath you.
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Begging for it seems....beneath you.
That's a sexual remark right there. Coming ON to me. Huh, "beneath"? That's naughty! :o
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That's a sexual remark right there. Coming ON to me. Huh, "beneath"? That's naughty! :o
typical. ::)
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typical. ::)
Look, stop shitting up the thread and use it properly, please. Enough!
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Look, stop shitting up the thread and use it properly, please. Enough!
IT ISN'T HER FAULT IT IS ALL MY FAULT!
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IT ISN'T HER FAULT IT IS ALL MY FAULT!
;D
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;D
;)
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Meow.
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Are we bitchslapping ksm? Cool
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I'm always up for a metaphorical "bitchslapping" Please disrobe and gimme all ya got, Skeezicks ;D
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That's a sexual remark right there. Coming ON to me. Huh, "beneath"? That's naughty! :o
I think the word "begging" was more along your lines ;).
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Anything to get this thread back in working order.
Bart, bought a birdbath today, not sure where to place it but here it is. Vera is using it as a water dish so I'm doubting birds will be able to partake.
Vera is my giant breed dog.. just sayin' before you get any wise cracks going ;)
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Anything to get this thread back in working order.
Bart, bought a birdbath today, not sure where to place it but here it is. Vera is using it as a water dish so I'm doubting birds will be able to partake.
Vera is my giant breed dog.. just sayin' before you get any wise cracks going ;)
@KSM32 Dude. Put it out in the grass along with a bird feeder. Then you can sit on your sweet ass deck drinking shitty craft beers and enjoy nature. :D
;) Cheers man! 8)
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Anything to get this thread back in working order.
Bart, bought a birdbath today, not sure where to place it but here it is. Vera is using it as a water dish so I'm doubting birds will be able to partake.
Vera is my giant breed dog.. just sayin' before you get any wise cracks going ;)
Fill it with blood.
Blood bird bath.
#FollowTheWheel
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@KSM32 Dude. Put it out in the grass along with a bird feeder. Then you can sit on your sweet ass deck drinking shitty craft beers and enjoy nature. :D
;) Cheers man! 8)
@ShayP I'll address the craft beer thing first. You may have the last laugh after all, lately most (not all) give me an "upset tummy" leaving me rather... soupy? Sorry. Don't know what's going on but some of them seem a tad on the rich side and yet they're "high quality" beers :-\ It's ok, I'm primarily a Scotch guy.
So for bird bath you're suggesting this look? Note, I should have taken the picture from a distance, on the damn main deck. Either way I think you may be on to something as the green of the lawn compliments the birdybath.
+2
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Fill it with blood.
Blood bird bath.
#FollowTheWheel
@Bart Ell Ok but do you have ANY IDEA how long it's going to take me to thaw out the bodies and drain them in a clean fashion all while keeping the epidermis looking pristine and puncture free? You know my OCD acts up in these things! I'll try your idea but it better work :P
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@ShayP I'll address the craft beer thing first. You may have the last laugh after all, lately most (not all) give me an "upset tummy" leaving me rather... soupy? Sorry. Don't know what's going on but some of them seem a tad on the rich side and yet they're "high quality" beers :-\ It's ok, I'm primarily a Scotch guy.
So for bird bath you're suggesting this look? Note, I should have taken the picture from a distance, on the damn main deck. Either way I think you may be on to something as the green of the lawn compliments the birdybath.
+2
He didn’t ask for the bird’s eye view.
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He didn’t ask for the bird’s eye view.
@GravitySucks Groaaannn Always there to punch me in the arm huh.
We planted yesterday so I didn't want to have all the flower pots etc with nothing to look at. I prefer that flowers be fully realized with atleast three weeks of flourishing and frolicing before any pictures! There, that's the honest opinion. Fucking yard ocd vanity. Happy?
Picture said birdbath in the middle of one of these sections. It will look lonely in the large part so has to have a good place. In the 1st picture it would be to the right of the flower wagon. So where the hell does the flower wagon go now? It's a whole thing... Exausting.
In picture #2 you'll have to imagine it behind the BBQ.
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Just keep it far enough away from the fence that the neighbor’s cat can’t launch to it. You’ll be fine.
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But I hang to the right. My dick's a conservative ;)
Actually, your dick is broke. See a specialist.
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@GravitySucks Groaaannn Always there to punch me in the arm huh.
We planted yesterday so I didn't want to have all the flower pots etc with nothing to look at. I prefer that flowers be fully realized with atleast three weeks of flourishing and frolicing before any pictures! There, that's the honest opinion. Fucking yard ocd vanity. Happy?
Picture said birdbath in the middle of one of these sections. It will look lonely in the large part so has to have a good place. In the 1st picture it would be to the right of the flower wagon. So where the hell does the flower wagon go now? It's a whole thing... Exausting.
In picture #2 you'll have to imagine it behind the BBQ.
If you keep it on the deck, you won't have to trim the grass around it. Part of the flower wagon could go beneath it. Clustering can be visually appealing and is not clutter. Good night.
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But I hang to the right. My dick's a conservative ;)
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@GravitySucks Groaaannn Always there to punch me in the arm huh.
We planted yesterday so I didn't want to have all the flower pots etc with nothing to look at. I prefer that flowers be fully realized with atleast three weeks of flourishing and frolicing before any pictures! There, that's the honest opinion. Fucking yard ocd vanity. Happy?
Picture said birdbath in the middle of one of these sections. It will look lonely in the large part so has to have a good place. In the 1st picture it would be to the right of the flower wagon. So where the hell does the flower wagon go now? It's a whole thing... Exausting.
In picture #2 you'll have to imagine it behind the BBQ.
Nice yard, deck. The planter boxes are thriving. You must have a green thumb.👍🏻
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If you keep it on the deck, you won't have to trim the grass around it. Part of the flower wagon could go beneath it. Clustering can be visually appealing and is not clutter. Good night.
It you want bird shit on the deck, well then yeah.
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@Robert I always thought he was faking it. If he wasn't, it was a very minor affliction.. If handicap was real.. Leno wouldn't have ever hired the stooge as the TS announcer.
"Tonight, NiggaLessCaaage, PamerlerRanderson and MEee, I'm etc"
Gary Moore, John Stossel...why not?
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@ShayP I'll address the craft beer thing first. You may have the last laugh after all, lately most (not all) give me an "upset tummy" leaving me rather... soupy? Sorry. Don't know what's going on but some of them seem a tad on the rich side and yet they're "high quality" beers :-\ It's ok, I'm primarily a Scotch guy.
So for bird bath you're suggesting this look? Note, I should have taken the picture from a distance, on the damn main deck. Either way I think you may be on to something as the green of the lawn compliments the birdybath.
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@KSM32 Yep, that's it. On the right track indeed. Regarding the beer...I keep trying them when offered. The last one was during the NFL Draft. Me and a friend were out doing 'bro stuff' watching the draft, swilling beer, being creepy to the waitress. He drinks the crafts. I try one every time. I have no idea how people can actually swallow this stuff. What I tasted gave me the feeling of swallowing chocolate flavored kerosene. Ugh. Still haven't found one I liked. I'll take the piss water domestic stuff or some real deal English or German beers.
Oh. Are you putting up a feeder to accompany the bird bath. Regardless, don't take Sofia's suggestion of moving anything to the deck. Like Gravity said, "It you want bird shit on the deck, well then yeah."
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@KSM32 Yep, that's it. On the right track indeed. Regarding the beer...I keep trying them when offered. The last one was during the NFL Draft. Me and a friend were out doing 'bro stuff' watching the draft, swilling beer, being creepy to the waitress. He drinks the crafts. I try one every time. I have no idea how people can actually swallow this stuff. What I tasted gave me the feeling of swallowing chocolate flavored kerosene. Ugh. Still haven't found one I liked. I'll take the piss water domestic stuff or some real deal English or German beers.
Oh. Are you putting up a feeder to accompany the bird bath. Regardless, don't take Sofia's suggestion of moving anything to the deck. Like Gravity said, "It you want bird shit on the deck, well then yeah."
@ShayP 'real deal English and German beers" YES!! :)
No bird feeder. Just the bath for looks and a glorified dog water bowl ;) Can't say I'm a fan of some of the birds in the neighborhood. every year we have this woodpecker that mounts himself on the chimney top between 5-7 AM as he goes to town nailing on it and it is heard throughout the house. I head out in my housecoat with the pellet gun and.. what an asshole, I hate the bastard.
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Nice yard, deck. The planter boxes are thriving. You must have a green thumb.👍🏻
@Bluejay Thanks! I'm forced to have a bit of a green thumb especially when it comes to my lawns. We've had lawn competitions on our street for seven years now and I've won twice. Second and third place every other time >:( 10 -14 entries each year.
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If you keep it on the deck, you won't have to trim the grass around it. Part of the flower wagon could go beneath it. Clustering can be visually appealing and is not clutter. Good night.
I'm putting it on the roof for the fucking aforementioned woodpecker!
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@Bluejay Thanks! I'm forced to have a bit of a green thumb especially when it comes to my lawns. We've had lawn competitions on our street for seven years now and I've won twice. Second and third place every other time >:( 10 -14 entries each year.
Congrats on the wins and the beautiful lawn. Being in SoCal I yearn for deep green grass and lots of delicate flowers
Lawn competitions are a smart idea to put all that extra testosterone to a good cause. I know few guys that can resist a good smackdown of their neighbors
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lots of delicate flowers
Quick trip to North Hollywood should fix you right up.
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Quick trip to North Hollywood should fix you right up.
lol. Too true. A constant parade. Many of them prettier than me
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@Bart Ell the kingdom of Nye radio is great. For the new people, here is the link for his radio station. https://kingdomofnyeradio.com/
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Congrats on the wins and the beautiful lawn. Being in SoCal I yearn for deep green grass and lots of delicate flowers
Lawn competitions are a smart idea to put all that extra testosterone to a good cause. I know few guys that can resist a good smackdown of their neighbors
You should go out for a picnic. At Forest Lawn. There are more than a few to choose fm.
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You should go out for a picnic. At Forest Lawn. There are more than a few to choose fm.
Lawns? Flowers? High testosterone men?
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Lawns? Flowers? High testosterone men?
Gnomes.
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Gnomes.
Now it makes sense
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Gnomes.
I don't even want a mental picture of you and your gnome. Together.
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I don't even want a mental picture of you and your gnome. Together.
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It you want bird shit on the deck, well then yeah.
Gravity, they don't poop when they are bathing! Not in any bird bath I've ever seen, which is three.
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@Bart Ell , I'm still suffering some Post Viewing Stress from your earlier Mother's Day video compilation. I fast forwarded through it and I still feel scarred. Just thought that is the sort of thing you would enjoy knowing.
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@Bart Ell , I'm still suffering some Post Viewing Stress from your earlier Mother's Day video compilation. I fast forwarded through it and I still feel scarred. Just thought that is the sort of thing you would enjoy knowing.
It was filled with happy people celebrating their sexuality.
Here I come, I come, I come, I come
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I can read between the lines.
You want me to send them a link to your posts here so they drop you and you can go back to your stress free life.
@Bart Ell one and half weeks in now and you have no idea how right you were about that. $$$ isn't everything :-\
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It was filled with happy people celebrating their sexuality.
Here I come, I come, I come, I come
Now you have to outdo that video for Father's Day
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Now you have to outdo that video for Father's Day
Thunder Kiss '65 coming up!
#HearBartGrowl
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@Bart Ell , I'm still suffering some Post Viewing Stress from your earlier Mother's Day video compilation. I fast forwarded through it and I still feel scarred. Just thought that is the sort of thing you would enjoy knowing.
#Me too
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Can’t sleep! I drove 12 hours today so I could be home in my own bed and I can’t sleep! >:(
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Can’t sleep! I drove 12 hours today so I could be home in my own bed and I can’t sleep! >:(
Assuming you have a dresser drawer of toys? You could.. you know.. shake the drive off that way.. Just sayin..
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Assuming you have a dresser drawer of toys? You could.. you know.. shake the drive off that way.. Just sayin..
@Farm Penis Farm Penis? Dude, what the hell did you do now? I told you to reach out if you needed help man.
Now look at you.............
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@Farm Penis Farm Penis? Dude, what the hell did you do now? I told you to reach out if you needed help man.
Now look at you.............
When Reality becomes Parody
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@Farm Penis Farm Penis? Dude, what the hell did you do now? I told you to reach out if you needed help man.
Now look at you.............
Farm Penis is a seasonal thing. It'll expire by Wednesday. Now how bout those petunias :)
When Reality becomes Parody
Good song.
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Farm Penis is a seasonal thing. It'll expire by Wednesday. Now how bout those petunias :)
Good song.
Not as good as Plant's Big Log
Are those petunias in the wagon? Beautiful
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Not as good as Plant's Big Log
Are those petunias in the wagon? Beautiful
@TigerLily
1. LOL
2. Yeah it's a wagon. It sat in a park near our house for many days back in 02 so when it became really, really apparent that nobody was coming to claim it I wheeled it over, poked a few holes in it for drainage and viola. Wheel it around all over the place and plant it in different colors every year. Sorry for the filibuster.
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@Bart Ell I'm here to tell you that you are AWESOME. I just asked google who is the most awesome person and Google told me that you are the MOST AWESOME PERSON.
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Um, Bart. your karma's really low. If you like I'll get @Walks_At_Night to help you back up. It'll cost, but he does that sort of thing ;)
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@Bart Ell,
Side effect of the server migration or freaky weird self-destruct buttons? New to my Android device...
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@Bart Ell,
Side effect of the server migration or freaky weird self-destruct buttons? New to my Android device...
@KSM32 complained about lack of soundcloud, so it was added.
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@KSM32 complained about lack of soundcloud, so it was added.
I didn't complain, I sobbed and peed my pants and while deciding to legally change my name to Tanya over the whole matter!
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I didn't complain, I sobbed and peed my pants and while deciding to legally change my name to Tanya over the whole matter!
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Nice song, Gravity. But I'm not going to "Lay" with you. A handshake will have to suffice.
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And today is not then.
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BART!
Key of A. NA-NA-NA---NA-NA-NA-NANANA
Drop to F. NA-NA-NA-NA
Up to G. NA-NA-NANANA
Whatcha got der is, Breakin' The LAW!!
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BART!
Key of A. NA-NA-NA---NA-NA-NA-NANANA
Drop to F. NA-NA-NA-NA
Up to G. NA-NA-NANANA
Whatcha got der is, Breakin' The LAW!!
It may be the first song I ever learned.
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It may be the first song I ever learned.
Ahh. Mine was Cold Gin. "You wanted the best n you got the best, the hottest band in the woooorrrld, KISSSS!!!!"
Next week I'll cover, My Sharona! One of the tastiest leads, EVER! Neer-neer- neeer-ner-ner-ner.. and so on
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Ahh. Mine was Cold Gin. "You wanted the best n you got the best, the hottest band in the woooorrrld, KISSSS!!!!"
Next week I'll cover, My Sharona! One of the tastiest leads, EVER! Neer-neer- neeer-ner-ner-ner.. and so on
The first two leads I learned were More Than A Feeling and Detroit Rock City.
Third was Talk Dirty To Me.
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Third was Talk Dirty To Me.
Noooooooooooo
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Noooooooooooo
Second half of the solo sounded Ace influenced to young me
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Yeah, I can hear that.
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Bart, Being that we are now two full weeks ahead of schedule we knocked off early and I told my goofs I was taking them out for lunch at a popular modernized Irish pub. So popular that we were the only three patrons in the place. The service was amazing! They treated us like we were the only customers on Earth. I know the bartender so we were even served a round on the house. Somehow I think I would have preferred a bit of a crowd for a moderate distraction because all these two asses could talk about was the NBA playoffs. I hope the Raptors loose. Seriously.
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Bart, Being that we are now two full weeks ahead of schedule we knocked off early and I told my goofs I was taking them out for lunch at a popular modernized Irish pub. So popular that we were the only three patrons in the place. The service was amazing! They treated us like we were the only customers on Earth. I know the bartender so we were even served a round on the house. Somehow I think I would have preferred a bit of a crowd for a moderate distraction because all these two asses could talk about was the NBA playoffs. I hope the Raptors loose. Seriously.
How are the floors turning out? (Asif I had to ask).
Are all the units the same exact flooring/floor plan?
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Bart, Being that we are now two full weeks ahead of schedule we knocked off early and I told my goofs I was taking them out for lunch at a popular modernized Irish pub. So popular that we were the only three patrons in the place. The service was amazing! They treated us like we were the only customers on Earth. I know the bartender so we were even served a round on the house. Somehow I think I would have preferred a bit of a crowd for a moderate distraction because all these two asses could talk about was the NBA playoffs. I hope the Raptors loose. Seriously.
Hey! The BC Lions! I haven't thought about the CFL in literally forever. Just checked and there are not even two Rough Riders any more.
What the hell happened in Ottawa?
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How are the floors turning out? (Asif I had to ask).
Are all the units the same exact flooring/floor plan?
@GravitySucks Everything looks very good. And yes, they're all cookie cutters. Laminate in the main section and planking in the bathroom and kitchenette area. I've spent most my time taking care of the administrative sections (offices) the exorcise area and the main kitchen. A carpet guy has done all the social areas, TV, game room etc.
Hey! The BC Lions! I haven't thought about the CFL in literally forever. Just checked and there are not even two Rough Riders any more.
What the hell happened in Ottawa?
@Walks_At_Night LOL I know, two Roughriders? Good God. Ottawa are now, The Ottawa Redblacks! They actually won the cup year before last. Not bad for a new franchise. Pre season has just ended and now begins the yelling, screaming, cussing, and fist pounding either in my bar or my living room. "Happy times"
Go Leos
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I hope the Raptors loose. Seriously.
They were so loose they had no problem winning.
The problem is when you are too tight.
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They were so loose they had no problem winning.
The problem is when you are too tight.
Looose. Three o's I didn't mean "loose" as in I'm feeling all loose and fancy free. So don't be all up n my grid suggesting I made a zpelling misdake.
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@GravitySucks Everything looks very good. And yes, they're all cookie cutters. Laminate in the main section and planking in the bathroom and kitchenette area. I've spent most my time taking care of the administrative sections (offices) the exorcise area and the main kitchen. A carpet guy has done all the social areas, TV, game room etc.
@Walks_At_Night LOL I know, two Roughriders? Good God. Ottawa are now, The Ottawa Redblacks! They actually won the cup year before last. Not bad for a new franchise. Pre season has just ended and now begins the yelling, screaming, cussing, and fist pounding either in my bar or my living room. "Happy times"
Go Leos
Be careful in those exorcise areas.
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Be careful in those exorcise areas.
"The power of Christ compels you!"
Folks in their 80's don't really "work out" looks like more of a sort of, remind your limbs that they are still alive session.
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"The power of Christ compels you!"
Folks in their 80's don't really "work out" looks like more of a sort of, remind your limbs that they are still alive session.
The new normal, child.
2000 POSTS!
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Happy Father's Day! Can we call you Dad?
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Happy Father's Day! Can we call you Dad?
Only when he’s slapping you on the ass, and then it’s daddy.
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HI, BART!!!!
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HI, BART!!!!
That is a proper greeting.
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That is a proper greeting.
She got that from me.
;)
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This exists:
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And it'll clean hubcaps just as good as the original. When will they stop reinventing everything on Earth :-\
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I got some peaches at the farmer's market yesterday. Mmm Mmm good.
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I got some peaches at the farmer's market yesterday. Mmm Mmm good.
It's the most wonderful time of the year.
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Peaches=pizza=poutine. All awful.
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Peaches=pizza=poutine. All awful.
INSANITY!
I could live on just those 3 items.
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I was born on the wrong planet.
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INSANITY!
I could live on just those 3 items.
I could too if I had a blender.
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I could too if I had a blender.
Too weak to punch your food into liquid?
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Too weak to punch your food into liquid?
It would mess with my training routine. Who has time to clean pizza sauce off the heavy bag?
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It would mess with my training routine. Who has time to clean pizza sauce off the heavy bag?
Why would you have sauce of any kind on any workout equipment? pizza has no place near a heavy bag. I am sickened by this and you're a dirty birdy!
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Why would you have sauce of any kind on any workout equipment? pizza has no place near a heavy bag. I am sickened by this and you're a dirty birdy!
Don't ya be a-pickin' on me pal, bubba. ;)
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Mr. Spookcat has taken to streaming KoNR as background music instead of NPR.
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Mr. Spookcat has taken to streaming KoNR as background music instead of NPR.
Have you ever audibly referred to him as "Mr. Spookcat"? My wife has some horrible nicknames for me. What the hell is "Bubas"? Or "happy pants" >:( It's really, really annoying. And it's annoying.
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Mr. Spookcat has taken to streaming KoNR as background music instead of NPR.
It's the right thing to do!
Especially with the big announcement coming Friday night
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It's the right thing to do!
Especially with the big announcement coming Friday night
Bart I have dinner reservations on Friday evening and it's my event so I can't get out of it. Been booked for a few weeks now :'(
Dammit All To Ell!!
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Bart I have dinner reservations on Friday evening and it's my event so I can't get out of it. Been booked for a few weeks now :'(
Dammit All To Ell!!
Faking chest pains always works!
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Faking chest pains always works!
This dinner is for my two grunts and their women, I could likely get away with "my dog ate my homework"
#Can always try moving it to Saturday. In which case we can all regurgitate the wonderful eats to the following :-\
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This dinner is for my two grunts and their women, I could likely get away with "my dog ate my homework"
#Can always try moving it to Saturday. In which case we can all regurgitate the wonderful eats to the following :-\
#Meemee
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Have you ever audibly referred to him as "Mr. Spookcat"? My wife has some horrible nicknames for me. What the hell is "Bubas"? Or "happy pants" >:( It's really, really annoying. And it's annoying.
Rarely. If I do, he knows I'm discussing something from ellgab. He likes to pretend that the internet (and nsa etc.) does not know he exists.
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It's the right thing to do!
Especially with the big announcement coming Friday night
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Dear Bart,
Thank you for everything during the last year. "He let us not remain refugees".
Sincerely,
14
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Dear Bart,
Thank you for everything during the last year. "He let us not remain refugees".
Sincerely,
14
+1
or is that "15?"
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Fourteen hours to Woo! We're waiting ...
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Fourteen hours to Woo! We're waiting ...
I believe it is well worth the wait.
The new elements in this one hint at what is to come as The Bart learns how to do new things.
More contributors than ever before.
Chimp Covfefe is a star.
Rich Giordano becomes a legend.
And then there is Coors Man - nobody is ready for what he will bring.
NOBODY!
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And then there is Coors Man - nobody is ready for what he will bring.
NOBODY!
He’d better be clothed.
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He’d better be clothed.
LOL
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Happy Birthday EllGab!
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15 minutes!
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THIS IS THE FIRST POST IN THE @Rikki Gins LOUNGE!
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Excellent show!!
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THIS IS THE FIRST POST IN THE @Rikki Gins LOUNGE!
What an honor. Thank you @Bart Ell! Of course, I am tickled pink. Also, I got to catch the special as it first played. What a great job everyone did! Lots of talented folk around here. Thanks for the nice words/best wishes that were scrolled on YT as the announcement was played on the video. I have given Mrs. Thompson Thurs. & Fri. off, but she will be back tomorrow with another quiz.
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What an honor. Thank you @Bart Ell! Of course, I am tickled pink. Also, I got to catch the special as it first played. What a great job everyone did! Lots of talented folk around here. Thanks for the nice words/best wishes that were scrolled on YT as the announcement was played on the video. I have given Mrs. Thompson Thurs. & Fri. off, but she will be back tomorrow with another quiz.
Thanks for always classing this joint up!
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I like that Rikki has a lounge. Please sir, be sure to stock a library of Scottish single malts. 15 and older :)
Bart, this thread should be a sticky. Although now that eye have suggested it you may decide to dolly gabble and get around to it in February 2029. I'll wait!!
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I like that Rikki has a lounge. Please sir, be sure to stock a library of Scottish single malts. 15 and older :)
Bart, this thread should be a sticky. Although now that eye have suggested it you may decide to dolly gabble and get around to it in February 2029. I'll wait!!
You seem to forget that you have those mod powers.
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What an honor. Thank you @Bart Ell! Of course, I am tickled pink. Also, I got to catch the special as it first played. What a great job everyone did! Lots of talented folk around here. Thanks for the nice words/best wishes that were scrolled on YT as the announcement was played on the video. I have given Mrs. Thompson Thurs. & Fri. off, but she will be back tomorrow with another quiz.
Well deserved!
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Dear Bart,
Thank you for everything during the last year. "He let us not remain refugees".
Sincerely,
14
You are 14?
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You are 14?
She's 19 members all rolled into 5.
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She's 19 members all rolled into 5.
Hahahahaha I kill me!!!
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Hahahahaha I kill me!!!
See what happened to that Air Canada flight?
You may want to consider walking home!
https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/air-canada-turbulence-injuries-1.5208458
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See what happened to that Air Canada flight?
You may want to consider walking home!
https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/air-canada-turbulence-injuries-1.5208458
KSM is so screwed. Only way he gets back home okay is to jump on a tramp steamer down on the NJ docks and take the Magellan route back home.
All the way around. It's the only way.
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KSM is so screwed. Only way he gets back home okay is to jump on a tramp steamer down on the NJ docks and take the Magellan route back home.
All the way around. It's the only way.
I don't think he has what it takes to make it.
His only chance is that the people of New Jersey love women with giant feet and offer him a scooter.
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I don't think he has what it takes to make it.
His only chance is that the people of New Jersey love women with giant feet and offer him a scooter.
It's Jersey. Little hope of that. He'll have to maybe hot wire a Wheel Horse........................
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Thanks for all the kind sentiments, fellas. Assholes. KSM will be just fine ;)
Go fuck ya selves. :-*
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You are 14?
@BrightEyes My nickname.
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Hahahahaha I kill me!!!
I only use one avatar on EG & BG. I have Venus in Gemini. It lends an air of mystery, but those who take the time, find out the mystery is like a mirage, with no real substance. I don't really know what to do about it, but getting older has helped. As older, I do have more tricks up my sleeve so when I can tell someone is catching onto things, at least I can take out a treat for them.
How was your trip? Was it business or fun?
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I only use one avatar on EG & BG. I have Venus in Gemini. It lends an air of mystery, but those who take the time, find out the mystery is like a mirage, with no real substance. I don't really know what to do about it, but getting older has helped. As older, I do have more tricks up my sleeve so when I can tell someone is catching onto things, at least I can take out a treat for them.
How was your trip? Was it business or fun?
So. You're sayin' yer an Olde Phart? Cool! Welcome to the Club. We got jackets! ;) ;D :-*
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Thanks for all the kind sentiments, fellas. Assholes. KSM will be just fine ;)
Go fuck ya selves. :-*
I wonder where if they can make music as well as they can grow hair
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Thanks for all the kind sentiments, fellas. Assholes. KSM will be just fine ;)
Go fuck ya selves. :-*
Butt weight, we loves ya! :'(
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Thanks for all the kind sentiments, fellas. Assholes. KSM will be just fine ;)
Go fuck ya selves. :-*
AWWW KSM or farm penis?!
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@BrightEyes My nickname.
@Sofia
oh ok. as long as you aren't 14 years old. heh
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Barthur, just letting you know that @‘s aren’t working for me at the moment, neither is quoting :O
(Sorry)
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Barthur, just letting you know that @‘s aren’t working for me at the moment, neither is quoting :O
(Sorry)
Then how’d you type the @ symbol, moron?
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Not a moron at all dickcheese, the drop down to choose the person I am @‘ing doesn’t appear at the moment for some reason.
<3
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Not a moron at all dickcheese, the drop down to choose the person I am @‘ing doesn’t appear at the moment for some reason.
<3
The Bart does not appreciate you tearing up his shit and expecting him to fix it early on a Saturday morning.
Besides, it could be a magic trick. Do you not believe in magic anymore, @DynamoHum ?
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Not expecting him to fix anything on a Saturday, just pointing it out :)
The magic of EllGab is not lessened because of this slight malfeasance, it just tarnishes the woo slightly.
The posting issue happened once before for me, and coincided with the adding of features, so not sure if it is to do with that.
On the subject of embedding Facebook posts - it looks very nice, but I will continue to use screenie embedding as people have a habit of deleting posts on FB, and we like to archive the evidence round these here parts :) But I appreciate the feature being added :)
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Not expecting him to fix anything on a Saturday, just pointing it out :)
The magic of EllGab is not lessened because of this slight malfeasance, it just tarnishes the woo slightly.
The posting issue happened once before for me, and coincided with the adding of features, so not sure if it is to do with that.
On the subject of embedding Facebook posts - it looks very nice, but I will continue to use screenie embedding as people have a habit of deleting posts on FB, and we like to archive the evidence round these here parts :) But I appreciate the feature being added :)
If I were you, I’d have buttered him up with nice chit chat before telling him. It’s to late now, the cat’s out of the bag. You better work on a story to blame @GravitySucks. That’s about your only out at this point.
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Barthur, just letting you know that @‘s aren’t working for me at the moment, neither is quoting :O
(Sorry)
Turbo Mode Revocation (Ruh-Roh) :o
;)
I've also noticed some quirks with the site today too.
Nothing too major, and things most people wouldn't really notice, but there nontheless.
Maybe there is some maintenance going on.
(You don't want to know what my first thought was) ;)
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Then how’d you type the @ symbol, moron?
Heh, heh, heh.
@
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The Bart does not appreciate you tearing up his shit and expecting him to fix it early on a Saturday morning.
Besides, it could be a magic trick. Do you not believe in magic anymore, @DynamoHum ?
;)
https://invidio.us/watch?v=sCz-meHTbWs (https://invidio.us/watch?v=sCz-meHTbWs)
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Turbo Mode Revocation (Ruh-Roh) :o
;)
I've also noticed some quirks with the site today too.
Nothing too major, and things most people wouldn't really notice, but there nontheless.
Maybe there is some maintenance going on.
(You don't want to know what my first thought was) ;)
Russians?
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Not a moron at all dickcheese, the drop down to choose the person I am @‘ing doesn’t appear at the moment for some reason.
<3
Try it now.
I have a vague memory of the same feature causing the issue in the past.
That would explain why it wasn't installed.
Bullshit Apple products.
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Not a moron at all dickcheese, the drop down to choose the person I am @‘ing doesn’t appear at the moment for some reason.
<3
Works fine for me. You might have a slow internet connection.
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Works fine for me. You might have a slow internet connection.
She bought an ipad off of dhgate.
It's an apfle.
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COMPLAINERS!!!
Be blessed with what The Bart has bestowed upon you.
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She bought an ipad off of dhgate.
It's an apfle.
Don’t blame Apple. The early morning Bossy Brit just had Marmite stuck to the damn key again.
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She bought an ipad off of dhgate.
It's an apfle.
@Bart Ell 2019 Stanley Cup Champions jersey only "US $21.45" on dhgate.
I believe that most of the player's names are spelled correctly.
PS/ my @ is fine.
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Please listen. Sorry it took me so long to unlock my brain. Let’s relieve all the suffering in the world. Bo more pain.
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Try it now.
I have a vague memory of the same feature causing the issue in the past.
That would explain why it wasn't installed.
Bullshit Apple products.
@Bart Ell back to normal :)
Thank you!
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If I were you, I’d have buttered him up with nice chit chat before telling him. It’s to late now, the cat’s out of the bag. You better work on a story to blame @GravitySucks. That’s about your only out at this point.
I thought it was a default setting that everything was automatically @GravitySucks fault?
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I thought it was a default setting that everything was automatically @GravitySucks fault?
Now you get it.
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Please listen. Sorry it took me so long to unlock my brain. Let’s relieve all the suffering in the world. Bo more pain.
Thanks. I thought I knew all the good ones, but I did not know this one!
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Please listen. Sorry it took me so long to unlock my brain. Let’s relieve all the suffering in the world. Bo more pain.
Thank you, and God Bless you for your "Heart." :-*
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Hello @Bart Ell
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@KSM keep up man
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LOL!
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Going out front to enjoy a few beverages by the fire.
@KSM keep up man
That's what she said! And you're out of milk too!
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@Bart Ell
Bart, we should do a cover of Lunatic Fringe. Not a parody, a real thingy! Meatier axe sound with bigger drums ETC. Just a thought... some time after the next woo.
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@KSM
Right Back At You
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@Bart Ell
Bart, we should do a cover of Lunatic Fringe. Not a parody, a real thingy! Meatier axe sound with bigger drums ETC. Just a thought... some time after the next woo.
You had me at bigger drums.
I was thought this one could use that same treatment
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@KSM
Right Back At You
I ignored my mentions. I only caught this one because I was just checking in on the thread anyway. So therefore, that one doesn't count. Saw it organically. 8)
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@Bart Ell Bart this thread should be a sticky, just like the ASK thread. The small modicum of moderator power I have been afforded does not allow me to perform such actions and you know it. >:(
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I used the company platinum card and got us a new car for our travels in Southeast Asia. Couldn’t resist.
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I used the company platinum card and got us a new car for our travels in Southeast Asia. Couldn’t resist.
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Huge +1 !!! :-* ;D ;D ;D
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@Bart Ell I regret to inform you and all of my fans that beginning next week my postings will be drastically reduced in numbers DURING THE WEEK. Worry not. This will only be for a 9-10 week period, but things will seem as normal on weekends. If things change I will surely let you all know, but don't hold your tearful breath.
Nation; I am sorry for this. So go ahead, cry for me Argentina :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( Keep crying please :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(
#STICKY
# 8)
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@Bart Ell I regret to inform you and all of my fans that beginning next week my postings will be drastically reduced in numbers DURING THE WEEK. Worry not. This will only be for a 9-10 week period, but things will seem as normal on weekends. If things change I will surely let you all know, but don't hold your tearful breath.
Nation; I am sorry for this. So go ahead, cry for me Argentina :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( Keep crying please :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(
#STICKY
# 8)
Reduced, temporarily. *sigh* Oooooookay, if you must.
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Reduced, temporarily. *sigh* Oooooookay, if you must.
Mm!! Being sarcastic or pretending that you don't care doesn't hide the painful fact that you are dying inside. In about two months time I'll be "soft retired" and you'll get sick of me. Correction: You'll get SICKER of me.
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Soft?
If it ain't hard...
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@Bart Ell I regret to inform you and all of my fans that beginning next week my postings will be drastically reduced in numbers DURING THE WEEK. Worry not. This will only be for a 9-10 week period, but things will seem as normal on weekends. If things change I will surely let you all know, but don't hold your tearful breath.
Nation; I am sorry for this. So go ahead, cry for me Argentina :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( Keep crying please :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(
#STICKY
# 8)
😿😿
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😿😿
@Spookcat Are those tearful cats? Nicely done. +1 like you need it..
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Mm!! Being sarcastic or pretending that you don't care doesn't hide the painful fact that you are dying inside. In about two months time I'll be "soft retired" and you'll get sick of me. Correction: You'll get SICKER of me.
I like your posts. I hope nothing is wrong that is going to restrict you, seems not because it is M-F for a set amount of time. I wasn't at all being sarcastic. Two months and you will be unrestricted, that is good news.
I MEAN IT
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I like your posts. I hope nothing is wrong that is going to restrict you, seems not because it is M-F for a set amount of time. I wasn't at all being sarcastic. Two months and you will be unrestricted, that is good news.
I MEAN IT
No, nothing is wrong at all. Things couldn't be better (business/work stuff).
But I also need a break from this KSM guy so it's a good thing. If I knew kSM in my real life I would beat him up.
Look at it like this
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@Bart Ell I regret to inform you and all of my fans that beginning next week my postings will be drastically reduced in numbers DURING THE WEEK. Worry not. This will only be for a 9-10 week period, but things will seem as normal on weekends. If things change I will surely let you all know, but don't hold your tearful breath.
@KSM Didn't know they had craft beer festivals for 9 to 10 weeks at a time. :o
...just kidding man. ;)
Cheers! :)
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But I also need a break from this KSM guy so it's a good thing.
Don't you mean Farmed Salmon Penis?
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No, nothing is wrong at all. Things couldn't be better (business/work stuff).
But I also need a break from this KSM guy so it's a good thing. If I knew kSM in my real life I would beat him up.
Look at it like this
So you really are a dummy
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So you really are a dummy
In here, yes. I thought that was understood! If I'm not doing it right please tap me on the back of the head or use my ears as handles.
BTW sexually harassing a forum moderator is not looked highly upon. Just sayin.
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Don't you mean Farmed Salmon Penis?
My sentiments exactly.
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My sentiments exactly.
The fuck are you doing here? Please start fucking yourself now and feel free to do it all weekend.
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In here, yes. I thought that was understood! If I'm not doing it right please tap me on the back of the head or use my ears as handles.
BTW sexually harassing a forum moderator is not looked highly upon. Just sayin.
As our official moderator, will you please clear up something that I am confused about?
Is this thread meant to be a confessional, so to speak, or a place to brag about our wildest fantasies? ;D
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As our official moderator, will you please clear up something that I am confused about?
Is this thread meant to be a confessional, so to speak, or a place to brag about our wildest fantasies? ;D
If we look back to the threads introductory post we see exactly what these unending musings are supposed to be.
TELL BART something:
Did your coffee have an odd off putting taste this morning? Why not tell Bart.
Are you considering purchasing a speedboat? Tell Bart about it.
Did you throw a bag of garbage over your fence into the neighbors yard? Welllllll You know who may want to hear about it ;)
if you want to confess some strange sexual fantasy, I guess you could.
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Hi Bart.
Your coldness to the one neighbor you have is becoming legendary.
Staring right at him as he offers a friendly wave and having zero reaction is playing 9D checkers with him.
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If we look back to the threads introductory post we see exactly what these unending musings are supposed to be.
TELL BART something:
Did your coffee have an odd off putting taste this morning? Why not tell Bart.
Are you considering purchasing a speedboat? Tell Bart about it.
Did you throw a bag of garbage over your fence into the neighbors yard? Welllllll You know who may want to hear about it ;)
if you want to confess some strange sexual fantasy, I guess you could.
I did not specify any particular type of wild fantasy. ::) ;D
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Hi Bart.
Your coldness to the one neighbor you have is becoming legendary.
Staring right at him as he offers a friendly wave and having zero reaction is playing 9D checkers with him.
I love it!! So you're an asshole too!!! What a wonderful world!
Neighbors directly across the street have closed their front room blinds for good as it looks directly over the hot tub deck.
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I love it!! So you're an asshole too!!! What a wonderful world!
I don't have time for friendly.
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I also put an 8 foot high privacy fence on the side of the deck that faces his property.
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I also put an 8 foot high privacy fence on the side of the deck that faces his property.
It would help if you would elaborate just a little. What is it about the guy.. is he one of those "hot enough for ya" guys? They are peppered almost strategically throughout the western world. I've had the tall cedar fence up since 2014 and couldn't be happier with it. Tall fences are very beneficial to keeping a beautiful lawn, so there's another bonus.
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It would help if you would elaborate just a little. What is it about the guy.. is he one of those "hot enough for ya" guys? They are peppered almost strategically throughout the western world. I've had the tall cedar fence up since 2014 and couldn't be happier with it. Tall fences are very beneficial to keeping a beautiful lawn, so there's another bonus.
I saw him grilling breaded chicken strips.
What kind of monster tosses breaded chicken strips on the barbie?
He also seems like the kind of creep who would look through the blinds and wack it to Bairyn if he could watch her in the backyard.
I have the 8 foot regular fence around the property and then another 8 foot privacy fence on the elevated deck.
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I saw him grilling breaded chicken strips.
What kind of monster tosses breaded chicken strips on the barbie?
He also seems like the kind of creep who would look through the blinds and wack it to Bairyn if he could watch her in the backyard.
I have the 8 foot regular fence around the property and then another 8 foot privacy fence on the elevated deck.
breaded chicken strips on the BBQ. :o? I can't say I have an answer to that. That's odd to say the least.
If a guy has your wife in the spank file there's really not a lot you can do about it. I guess a fence helps as far as minimizing new material for theatre of the mind. Thus leaving him to stock footage only.
My wife gets hit on through LinkedIn all the time. I like reading the attempted hookups. When it comes to personality she could've done a lot better than me. Kinda
On a non related note:
Trust me, ya gonna want that cowbell.
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PICKED UP SOME AWSOME HALLOWEEN CANDY TODAY! It is a bit early to be getting into the spirit of The Great Pumpkin, I know. But self-control must prevail and the good stuff will have to make it out of the fridge and onto the front porch in time for the trick-or-treaters in two or so months. It will. Promises. Anyway, if we do dig into the sweet cache 'o chocolate before time I know where to get more. Hope all is well with everyone; I'll save y'all a snickers
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PICKED UP SOME AWSOME HALLOWEEN CANDY TODAY! It is a bit early to be getting into the spirit of The Great Pumpkin, I know. But self-control must prevail and the good stuff will have to make it out of the fridge and onto the front porch in time for the trick-or-treaters in two or so months. It will. Promises. Anyway, if we do dig into the sweet cache 'o chocolate before time I know where to get more. Hope all is well with everyone; I'll save y'all a snickers
Well if we're talking about prepping for the future, I'll be heading out to a turkey farm this coming weekend where I'll be killing the bird of my choice this weekend. Into the freezer the unfortunate fucker goes. #Thanksgiving ..in October
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Well if we're talking about prepping for the future, I'll be heading out to a turkey farm this coming weekend where I'll be killing the bird of my choice this weekend. Into the freezer the unfortunate fucker goes. #Thanksgiving ..in October
Thanksgiving! I'll bring the jellybeans. The black and the white ones may be missing. What time should I show up?
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Thanksgiving! I'll bring the jellybeans. The black and the white ones may be missing. What time should I show up?
We like to eat early, like 4pm so I tell people to arrive at least two hours before for scotch tasting and rancid conversation. Jellybeans. Hmm, been awhile but I like em'
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We like to eat early, like 4pm so I tell people to arrive at least two hours before for scotch tasting and rancid conversation. Jellybeans. Hmm, been awhile but I like em'
I don't know why, but I really like your last post. Seriously. I'll be there with polka-dots and stripes, like really early...too early. Ever been there when some ppl just are too early and some are waaay late? Early is better; I'll help mash potatoes!!
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Today the food truck had $12.50 Fish tacos on the menu, three per order. That's what I ordered. What I got was those little highliner fishsticks you had as a child packed with some three day old lettuce and fish sauce wrapped in a flour tortilla. I didn't have time to bitch to the guy but I will tomorrow. He will rue the day >:(
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Almond Joy's got nuts! Mounds don't.
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Almond Joy's got nuts! Mounds don't.
Mounds has coconut, blech. :(
+1, just fer da halibut. ;) ;D
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Mounds has coconut, blech. :(
+1, just fer da halibut. ;) ;D
Coconut has it's place, but NOT with chocolate. I don't care who disagrees, even @Bart Ell
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Apparently emboldened by her success in trafficking 20kg of assorted food products from Loei to Bangkok, my friend decided to fill a second suitcase with God knows what.
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Apparently emboldened by her success in trafficking 20kg of assorted food products from Loei to Bangkok, my friend decided to fill a second suitcase with God knows what.
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@GravitySucks That looks highly suspicious. "food products"...Okay. ;D
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Apparently emboldened by her success in trafficking 20kg of assorted food products from Loei to Bangkok, my friend decided to fill a second suitcase with God knows what.
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The blow is hidden inside the Bangkok sandwich.
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Well my traveling companion made it through customs without a problem. She hopped on a motorcycle taxi this morning in search of a large suitcase. I had one suitcase that weighed 50lbs. She had four total that weighed a total of almost 240 pounds. She is 4’8†and about 100 pounds soaking wet. I came close to choking her two or three times today before we finally got on the airplane.
And somehow I am the one that got flagged for additional screening in Taiwan. Go figure.
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Well my traveling companion made it through customs without a problem. She hopped on a motorcycle taxi this morning in search of a large suitcase. I had one suitcase that weighed 50lbs. She had four total that weighed a total of almost 240 pounds. She is 4’8†and about 100 pounds soaking wet. I came close to choking her two or three times today before we finally got on the airplane.
And somehow I am the one that got flagged for additional screening in Taiwan. Go figure.
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She's carrying the smallest porta-potty I've ever seen. Is that for you? ;D
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Nothing induces vomit like a grown man in flip-flops. Fine with the girl but as far as the tiny man goes I think that's a horrible and unsanitary mess.
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Nothing induces vomit like a grown man in flip-flops. Fine with the girl but as far as the tiny man goes I think that's a horrible and unsanitary mess.
What about slide shoes with colorful socks. And short pants, of course.
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Nothing induces vomit like a grown man in flip-flops.
Even worse when they dance in them.
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Nothing induces vomit like a grown man in flip-flops. Fine with the girl but as far as the tiny man goes I think that's a horrible and unsanitary mess.
I don't understand flip flops with socks.
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I don't understand flip flops with socks.
That's a real Japanese thing I thought. Mr. Wonderful loves them in the winter for wearing with his flip flops inside the house. But he would never be caught dead wearing them outside
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That's a real Japanese thing I thought. Mr. Wonderful loves them in the winter for wearing with his flip flops inside the house. But he would never be caught dead wearing them outside
The tabi and geta or zori are worn with the rest of traditional attire. Not as casual everyday wear, at least not that I saw over there.
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I don't know what this is about. 🤷
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Even worse when they dance in them.
Oh Good Lord that's awful! And when they wear those Crocks!!! UUggghhhh
I don't understand flip flops with socks.
A lot of old guys do that while wearing their pants up so high their nuts separate. You know, when they're out there hosing down their driveway on Sunday mornings.
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I know it's overplayed but I still really like it when Middle of the road (Pretenders) comes on the radio. The best rock n roll was when I was in elementary school. :-\
-----"In the middle of the road YeeAAaahhh!!"------ Killer lead in that song too, great tone.
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Bart
I think @KSM is fucking with me again. I only mentioned my racist muzzie parrot once and now I get adds like this. If at all possible, please turn the adds back to Jessica Simpson’s voluptuous fun bags. And I don’t want to hear about her fucking eye!
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I have a dear friend in spinal surgery right now. If anyone cares to send prayers his name is Ralph and he's in San Diego. Thanks much!
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I think @KSM is fucking with me again. I only mentioned my racist muzzie parrot once and now I get adds like this. If at all possible, please turn the adds back to Jessica Simpson’s voluptuous fun bags. And I don’t want to hear about her fucking eye!
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She looks friendly. Just give it a little clickeraoo..........
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I have a dear friend in spinal surgery right now. If anyone cares to send prayers his name is Ralph and he's in San Diego. Thanks much!
@Bobs Your Uncle Bob, you got it! I hope you get some good news soon! PS I don't really think your name is Bob. But for the sake of the post you have to be a Bob.
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I have a dear friend in spinal surgery right now. If anyone cares to send prayers his name is Ralph and he's in San Diego. Thanks much!
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@Bobs Your Uncle Bob, you got it! I hope you get some good news soon! PS I don't really think your name is Bob. But for the sake of the post you have to be a Bob.
Thanks @KSM . Much appreciated. For the record my name isn't Bob. It's Robert.
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Thanks @SpookPumpkin .
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I have a dear friend in spinal surgery right now. If anyone cares to send prayers his name is Ralph and he's in San Diego. Thanks much!
Will do
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Will do
Thank you @anniem
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I have a dear friend in spinal surgery right now. If anyone cares to send prayers his name is Ralph and he's in San Diego. Thanks much!
Thanks all for your prayers. My friend came through surgery pretty well although I am waiting to get more details. He wasn't out of surgery until 1:00 this morning.
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Thanks all for your prayers. My friend came through surgery pretty well although I am waiting to get more details. He wasn't out of surgery until 1:00 this morning.
Was it an emergency?
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Thanks all for your prayers. My friend came through surgery pretty well although I am waiting to get more details. He wasn't out of surgery until 1:00 this morning.
I'm glad to hear that you have room for optimism :) I'm an asshole but I did my part!
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I'm glad to hear that you have room for optimism :) I'm an asshole but I did my part!
You did and many thanks to everyone!
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Bart, we were at a resto bar tonight, it's one we used to frequent but stopped going about a year ago because we noticed a pattern emerging in the staff they hire. The eats and drinks are fantastic and always have been so on this night we decided to go back, check it out. What we found was an entire staff of militant feminist man haters :o They oozed the hate of the male thingamajig! One other thing I noticed is that they all had really weird shaped bums! No two were the same.. like as if they were randomly designed and formed with play-dough! One of them had really long ass cheeks that went down the back of her legs in her snug jeans. I pointed her out to my wife and said "It's gonna be a lonnng ass day" Once again I cracked my self up. Her, not so much. It's almost like there are new body types emerging and I feel like I'm at the zoo wherever I go.
..just sort of stare in wonder...
I dunno, just sayin :-\
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Thanks all for your prayers. My friend came through surgery pretty well although I am waiting to get more details. He wasn't out of surgery until 1:00 this morning.
Just remember how we were there for you and your friend. Especially when one of us needs a kidney.
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Bart, we were at a resto bar tonight, it's one we used to frequent but stopped going about a year ago because we noticed a pattern emerging in the staff they hire. The eats and drinks are fantastic and always have been so on this night we decided to go back, check it out. What we found was an entire staff of militant feminist man haters :o They oozed the hate of the male thingamajig! One other thing I noticed is that they all had really weird shaped bums! No two were the same.. like as if they were randomly designed and formed with play-dough! One of them had really long ass cheeks that went down the back of her legs in her snug jeans. I pointed her out to my wife and said "It's gonna be a lonnng ass day" Once again I cracked my self up. Her, not so much. It's almost like there are new body types emerging and I feel like I'm at the zoo wherever I go.
..just sort of stare in wonder...
I dunno, just sayin :-\
Have you always been an "assman"? Is your wife anxious to go back there?
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Just remember how we were there for you and your friend. Especially when one of us needs a kidney.
I'll ask him but he's really been through a lot. Don't neglect your health counting on one from him.
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I'll ask him but he's really been through a lot. Don't neglect your health counting on one from him.
I believe you should have the right to designate any one of your children as a potential organ donor. You could deduct all the cost of raising them as a medical expense.
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I believe you should have the right to designate any one of your children as a potential organ donor. You could deduct all the cost of raising them as a medical expense.
Sort of a spare parts source? Maybe I should have been nicer to my kids...
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Was it an emergency?
Not an emergency, it was originally scheduled for last week but they found complications when they opened him. They had to postpone surgery and he was in ICU for a week waiting. This was his 16th spinal surgery.
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Have you always been an "assman"? Is your wife anxious to go back there?
@Bobs Your Uncle I am indeed an assman. I am also a foot man, breast man, hair and eyes man, nape of the neck man, ear lobe man, ankle and calf man, thigh and ham man, nice hands man, LONG HAIR man, they must be breathing man. Coz if they're dead, I'm makin' tracks!
And oh yeah, they have to be teeth gritting hotheads with that sexy trigger temper. Grrrrrrrr
yeah I'm an ass man.
Just remember how we were there for you and your friend. Especially when one of us needs a kidney.
LOLOL
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@KSM Home Depot sells a lot of silicone caulk in Florida. Maybe it’s the same in BC.
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@KSM Home Depot sells a lot of silicone caulk in Florida. Maybe it’s the same in BC.
Hehe Home depot seems to be the same everywhere. I had the displeasure of having to pop into one while in NJ and it felt like home. Same shitty clueless employs wandering around smiling at nothing.
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Hehe Home depot seems to be the same everywhere. I had the displeasure of having to pop into one while in NJ and it felt like home. Same shitty clueless employs wandering around smiling at nothing.
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Hehe Home depot seems to be the same everywhere. I had the displeasure of having to pop into one while in NJ and it felt like home. Same shitty clueless employs wandering around smiling at nothing.
Bastards switch the location of the men’s and women’s restrooms at the back of the store depending on location. For absolutely no sound reason. There ought to be a law.
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Bastards switch the location of the men’s and women’s restrooms at the back of the store depending on location. For absolutely no sound reason. There ought to be a law.
Yes
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Bastards switch the location of the men’s and women’s restrooms at the back of the store depending on location. For absolutely no sound reason. There ought to be a law.
I do not have the bladder of a 5 year old girl so I would not know about such things.
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I do not have the bladder of a 5 year old girl so I would not know about such things.
HA!!!! That about killed me.
hey GS, that was a BURRRRRRRNNNNNNNNN
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HA!!!! That about killed me.
hey GS, that was a BURRRRRRRNNNNNNNNN
Hey @KSM on that certain day, the bladder was not the issue. Or I might have actually noticed there weren’t any urinals.
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Hey @KSM on that certain day, the bladder was not the issue. Or I might have actually noticed there weren’t any urinals.
Do you want me to relay that to Bart for you? I see what's going on here ;D
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Bastards switch the location of the men’s and women’s restrooms at the back of the store depending on location. For absolutely no sound reason. There ought to be a law.
Does one location have more stalls than the other? Like, they could be trying to be fair to both sexes by allowing each sex to use the larger room part of the year?
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Does one location have more stalls than the other? Like, they could be trying to be fair to both sexes by allowing each sex to use the larger room part of the year?
But where will the 70 other genders, the confused wastes of space pinch their perspective loaves? Ya know, where can the INSANE feel free to drop numerous gender confused self loathing far left Deuce's???
I mean, what will you do?
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Only 70? How daaaarrree you. That’s racist.
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Does one location have more stalls than the other? Like, they could be trying to be fair to both sexes by allowing each sex to use the larger room part of the year?
Have you ever been in a home depot? They don’t change the signs once they are built. Some build a men’s room to the left. Others build it to the right. Men’s rooms have stand up and sit down potties. Women’s only have sit down potties.
Be careful if you searc “peeing standing upâ€.
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Hey @KSM on that certain day, the bladder was not the issue. Or I might have actually noticed there weren’t any urinals.
Cornish Hen? Greasy little Mother's, aren't they?
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Cornish Hen? Greasy little Mother's, aren't they?
Spiffy avatar @Walks_At_Night . I don't understand it. But I understand your chyron. It's good to have goals
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Spiffy avatar @Walks_At_Night . I don't understand it. But I understand your chyron. It's good to have goals
The avatar has deep meaning actually. @Open Lines Gerry made it for me during The Senda Experience. He was so moved that he offerred to leave The Master and become my online sycophant. I accepted The Guy from the Motor City title gladly but I could not deal with being called "Master". Guess I equate it with Jeannie and well........ Ole Ger is no Barbara Eden. So I settled on being Der Kommisar.
Of course, after the experiment ended, I released Gerry from all fealty.
It is indeed good to have goals. If I don't post as often in your Open Lines thread during the stretch drive, you'll understand I am sure.
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The avatar has deep meaning actually. @Open Lines Gerry made it for me during The Senda Experience. He was so moved that he offerred to leave The Master and become my online sycophant. I accepted The Guy from the Motor City title gladly but I could not deal with being called "Master". Guess I equate it with Jeannie and well........ Ole Ger is no Barbara Eden. So I settled on being Der Kommisar.
It is indeed good to have goals. If I don't post as often in your Open Lines thread during the stretch drive, you'll understand I am sure.
Oh. Interesting. Carry on Herr Kommisar
It is not my open lines thread. It is Ellgab's Open Lines thread. I might even help with the goal. If I can skip all the Heather-related stuff. It makes me a little queasy
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Oh. Interesting. Carry on Herr Kommisar
It is not my open lines thread. It is Ellgab's Open Lines thread. I might even help with the goal. If I can skip all the Heather-related stuff. It makes me a little queasy
I think it makes us all queasy, if not downright ill but that's not the point.
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Have you ever been in a home depot? They don’t change the signs once they are built. Some build a men’s room to the left. Others build it to the right. Men’s rooms have stand up and sit down potties. Women’s only have sit down potties.
Be careful if you searc “peeing standing upâ€.
Yes been there but had not realized that.
One time I was in a restroom for women & it had old urinals that no one of course used. I asked management & they said they rotate the restrooms so that both men & women get the larger one half the year, lol.
Women should always get the larger one because we take longer since we have to sit down and wipe blood & stuff.
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Yes been there but had not realized that.
One time I was in a restroom for women & it had old urinals that no one of course used. I asked management & they said they rotate the restrooms so that both men & women get the larger one half the year, lol.
Women should always get the larger one because we take longer since we have to sit down and wipe blood & stuff.
Somehow I don’t think you would survive long in Thailand
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Somehow I don’t think you would survive long in Thailand
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In Asia, everyone is Biff Pocoroba when it is time to go................
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In Asia, everyone is Biff Pocoroba when it is time to go................
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Luckily I never had to go full Biff. The planets aligned and there was always a real commode when I had to take care of business. But I learned to always carry my own tissue.
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Luckily I never had to go full Biff. The planets aligned and there was always a real commode when I had to take care of business. But I learned to always carry my own tissue.
I had the pleasure of doing so in China more than once. It is tricky as things were not quite as spiffy as shown in your picture. You have to do a balancing act with your pants. You can't have them so low that you dip the pant legs into the ick on the floor, yet you have to them down enough so that you don't bombs away into your trousers.
Totally agree on bringing your own John Paper. If not you have to buy a hunk of old wall paper from Mama-San out front. *shiver*
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I had the pleasure of doing so in China more than once. It is tricky as things were not quite as spiffy as shown in your picture. You have to do a balancing act with your pants. You can't have them so low that you dip the pant legs into the ick on the floor, yet you have to them down enough so that you don't bombs away into your trousers.
Totally agree on bringing your own John Paper. If not you have to buy a hunk of old wall paper from Mama-San out front. *shiver*
I'm still traumatized by China. Especially the overnight train. Which we dubbed the Rock n Squat
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I'm still traumatized by China. Especially the overnight train. Which we dubbed the Rock n Squat
Ugh. I had never even considered a train.
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I had the pleasure of doing so in China more than once. It is tricky as things were not quite as spiffy as shown in your picture. You have to do a balancing act with your pants. You can't have them so low that you dip the pant legs into the ick on the floor, yet you have to them down enough so that you don't bombs away into your trousers.
Totally agree on bringing your own John Paper. If not you have to buy a hunk of old wall paper from Mama-San out front. *shiver*
I'm still traumatized by China. Especially the overnight train. Which we dubbed the Rock n Squat
You two are disgusting. This is the tell Bart thread. Not the Bart poop Bart thread. @Walks_At_Night
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You two are disgusting. This is the tell Bart thread. Not the Bart poop Bart thread. @Walks_At_Night
Well look at you @KSM sporting 501 karma. Remember I found you in the mire, with sub zero karma as a failed haterz.
I brought you up the hard way - no karma script for me - so be nice. Besides, Grav started it. :P
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You two are disgusting. This is the tell Bart thread. Not the Bart poop Bart thread. @Walks_At_Night
Yes.
Don't be afraid to use those mod powers to keep them in line.
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Well look at you @KSM sporting 501 karma. Remember I found you in the mire, with sub zero karma as a failed haterz.
I brought you up the hard way - no karma script for me - so be nice. Besides, Grav started it. :P
I have a few things that require my immediate attention. I'll be back in a few hours to deal with you.Yes.
Don't be afraid to use those mod powers to keep them in line.
I am not a hard ass but rather, a reasonably nice ass. I believe in a few warnings before metaphorically sodomizing folks.
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Well look at you @KSM sporting 501 karma. Remember I found you in the mire, with sub zero karma as a failed haterz.
I brought you up the hard way - no karma script for me - so be nice. Besides, Grav started it. :P
@Walks_At_Night
Well well well I knew it was just a matter of time before you tried to hang that one around my well muscled neck! Are you an errand girl sent to collect a debt? Has Lucifer come to call the loan? Well let us not forget that while the rest of you were mucking about and posting your lil hearts out Iiii! was single handedly out slaying the demonic Tootsie! THE Wootsie! while her and her minion slashed, gashed and smited me from all sides, but did I back down? NOooooo!!!!
Don't you DARE! expect compensation and leniency from me because you maned up and did the right thing by helping me out from behind the curtain! Kudos for that. But it's not like I had any help in my fight! I went into the darkness, dick swinging, sword held high and dick swinging still...! LET's FACE IT! If not for having to spend my time in battle and constantly wearing the smite of the dark ones I would have been marking into the 200's on my own at that time.
(Wait a minute) Canucks and Blues are going to shootout! Hold tight...
I'm BACK!!! Canucks won BTW! So anyways, where was I? Oh yeah, you did the right thing in helping out a brudda! I appreciate the 248 PLUS the 7 from the negative to a grand total of 255. Fine. Yes. But if not for my toiled beginnings on the Ellgab I would have been in the 600's by now. I deserve even more! I'm KSM32! The original!
"Besides, Grav started it" What the hell is that? If "Grav" told you and that Tiger lady to poop off a bridge would you do it? ::)
In other news; Yankee's don't stand a chance against the Astros. :)
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Well well well I knew it was just a matter of time before you tried to hang that one around my well muscled neck! Are you an errand girl sent to collect a debt? Has Lucifer come to call the loan? Well let us not forget that while the rest of you were mucking about and posting your lil hearts out Iiii! was single handedly out slaying the demonic Tootsie! THE Wootsie! while her and her minion slashed, gashed and smited me from all sides, but did I back down? NOooooo!!!!
Don't you DARE! expect compensation and leniency from me because you maned up and did the right thing by helping me out from behind the curtain! Kudos for that. But it's not like I had any help in my fight! I went into the darkness, dick swinging, sword held high and dick swinging still...! LET's FACE IT! If not for having to spend my time in battle and constantly wearing the smite of the dark ones I would have been marking into the 200's on my own at that time.
(Wait a minute) Canucks and Blues are going to shootout! Hold tight...
I'm BACK!!! Canucks won BTW! So anyways, where was I? Oh yeah, you did the right thing in helping out a brudda! I appreciate the 248 PLUS the 7 from the negative to a grand total of 255. Fine. Yes. But if not for my toiled beginnings on the Ellgab I would have been in the 600's by now. I deserve even more! I'm KSM32! The original!
In other news; Yankee's don't stand a chance against the Astros. :)
Don't get so huffy there smite boy. Calm down. Seems like Toots can still push your buttons even as a ghost from the Zoo.
Plus why are you worried about the Canucks of all things. The highlight of that team's history is when they set Old Bald Harold free and he ended up on a
storied franchise.
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Don't get so huffy there smite boy. Calm down. Seems like Toots can still push your buttons even as a ghost from the Zoo.
Plus why are you worried about the Canucks of all things. The highlight of that franchises history is when they set Old Bald Harold free and he ended up on a
storied franchise.
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WEAK. Karma boy. And BTW the tootsie is in the loony bin. You got nuttin honey. But how bout those red wings ;) :-[ :-\ Sad as always.
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WEAK. Karma boy. And BTW the tootsie is in the loony bin. You got nuttin honey. But how bout those red wings ;) :-[ :-\ Sad as always.
Yeah. Sad........... ::)
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Yeah. Sad........... ::)
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...is that an octopus?
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...is that an octopus?
Meow
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Legend_of_the_Octopus
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Yeah. Sad........... ::)
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Stop living in the past, Shithead. They looked horrible in Vancouver the other night. Good lord.. Like they got their wings clipped.
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...is that an octopus?
@SpookPumpkin I am not an octopus. I am a human being.
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@SpookPumpkin I am not an octopus. I am a human being.
Damn straight! +1 just fer da halibut. ;D ;)
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...is that an octopus?
LOL! +1 ;D
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...is that an octopus?
Baby Cthulhu?
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@SpookPumpkin I am not an octopus. I am a human being.
@Scary Penis
<3 LOVE THIS SHITTT
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Stop living in the past, Shithead. They looked horrible in Vancouver the other night. Good lord.. Like they got their wings clipped.
Just noticed this.
Shithead? Really KSM? You are the worst wanna be troll that has ever been online. I am not going to unload on you because against my better judgement - I do like you. I was gutting wanna be's on Usenet back before you were a wet spot.
Don't mess with me again Son or I will most definitely fuck you up. Believe it. Now run along and play nice.
Hey Ell ! You had better put the kiddie leash back around your boy's neck. He's run out in traffic and is gonna get hurt.
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Just noticed this.
Shithead? Really KSM? You are the worst wanna be troll that has ever been online. I am not going to unload on you because against my better judgement - I do like you. I was gutting wanna be's on Usenet back before you were a wet spot.
Don't mess with me again Son or I will most definitely fuck you up. Believe it. Now run along and play nice.
Hey Ell ! You had better put the kiddie leash back around your boy's neck. He's run out in traffic and is gonna get hurt.
Post of the month year. @Walks_At_Night, I think I'm in love. With your brain. Mrs. Walks can have the rest of you
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Just noticed this.
Shithead? Really KSM? You are the worst wanna be troll that has ever been online. I am not going to unload on you because against my better judgement - I do like you. I was gutting wanna be's on Usenet back before you were a wet spot.
Don't mess with me again Son or I will most definitely fuck you up. Believe it. Now run along and play nice.
Hey Ell ! You had better put the kiddie leash back around your boy's neck. He's run out in traffic and is gonna get hurt.
@Walks_At_Night Soo you're actually bent outta joint for real? Who'd a thunk it ??? I don't think I'll be changing anything, slick. Is 'slick" offensive? I like you too, but you're waaay off the path here. You'll fuck me up will ya, go ahead. Keyboard tough guy one level above md. And "ELL" has nothing to do with this, don't bring him into it. I know you're not stupid enough to believe that I'm actually a moderator! Let alone a senior one! Whatever that is.
Guess this fucks up any chance I had at being in an episode of Canned Heat. :-\
Bart - please chop my karma down by 255 and give it to Walks. It's his.
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..And if you're going to utter E-threats (like you did) Why don't you make a physical threat too! I'll be in NJ for 10 days and it would be easy to head south for a day or two. Wouldn't work out all that well for ya "son"
Good lord! How the fuck did it come to this? Arguing as fucking scary penis ::) ::) ::) Thanks TL.
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Good lord! How the fuck did it come to this? Arguing as fucking scary penis ::) ::) ::) Thanks TL.
Well if members of this forum are actually taking YOU seriously then perhaps you've outgrown it. Son?
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..And if you're going to utter E-threats (like you did) Why don't you make a physical threat too! I'll be in NJ for 10 days and it would be easy to head south for a day or two. Wouldn't work out all that well for ya "son"
Good lord! How the fuck did it come to this? Arguing as fucking scary penis ::) ::) ::) Thanks TL.
Welcome Mr. Penis. Or may I call you Scary?
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Welcome Mr. Penis. Or may I call you Scary?
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lol. Perfect!
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..And if you're going to utter E-threats (like you did) Why don't you make a physical threat too! I'll be in NJ for 10 days and it would be easy to head south for a day or two. Wouldn't work out all that well for ya "son"
Good lord! How the fuck did it come to this? Arguing as fucking scary penis ::) ::) ::) Thanks TL.
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*sigh*
You make me sad.
If you want to cross swords on the internet, only hacks go with stuff like "shithead" and only bush leaguers talk about driving 5 states away to beat someone up. With SV off the board I've been looking for an antagonist to spar with but obviously you are not quite ready. That's perfectly okay. I will enjoy your posts showing off the nice work you do and that bitchin' lawn but I know now not to play any Reindeer games with you.
Peace Brother.
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I miss SV
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I've gone up four points in the last two hours. Probably one of them from Walks ::)
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I've gone up four points in the last two hours. Probably one of them from Walks ::)
Actually not but I will give you one now. ;)
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Actually not but I will give you one now. ;)
You're at 946 now. Compliments of the overly aggressive chef.
BY THE WAY EVERYONE I REALLY AM A MODERATOR. BETTER BELIEVE IT! I'm going to bed now. Nothing will be done in moderation!
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If you want to cross swords on the internet, only hacks go with stuff like "shithead"
That is how I feel about posting DIVISION CHAMPIONS banners.
Come on man... I mean WAN, Detroit is better than that.
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That is how I feel about posting DIVISION CHAMPIONS banners.
Come on man... I mean WAN, Detroit is better than that.
You see KSM? That's how it is done. ;D
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You see KSM? That's how it is done. ;D
Now picture me as Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer saying it!
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Now picture me as Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer saying it!
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He is pure evil.
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Now picture me as Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer saying it!
Point taken. Don't want any part of that. I don't think the last guy that got a visit from Rudolph ever really recovered.
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Point taken. Don't want any part of that. I don't think the last guy that got a visit from Rudolph ever really recovered.
It was total destruction in the most humiliating way possible.
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He is pure evil.
Well, yes. You created him. Do you know what that means?
You’re a reindeer dad.
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@Bart Ell I hope that you have a great weekend.
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You see KSM? That's how it is done. ;D
Listen Emily, I do what I do. And that's what makes me soooo GREEAAT!! Like that tiger at breakfast. Tony?
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Well, yes. You created him. Do you know what that means?
You’re a reindeer dad.
How dare you call me a dad!
Shithead.
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How dare you call me a dad!
Shithead.
How's your funeral coming along?
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How's your funeral coming along?
Very well.
It will be open casket and I will be naked.
Breathe me all in.
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Very well.
It will be open casket and I will be naked.
Breathe me all in.
Will Bairyn be able to resist?
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How dare you call me a dad!
Shithead.
Don't call Pumpkin names
Shithead 😾
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HA!
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Okay ..... I think I’ll come back after the penis tantrum is done but before the naked funeral.
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Okay ..... I think I’ll come back after the penis tantrum is done but before the naked funeral.
Everyone loves a naked funeral.
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Okay ..... I think I’ll come back after the penis tantrum is done but before the naked funeral.
@PolkaDot And who may I ask is expected to throw said tantrum?
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@PolkaDot And who may I ask is expected to throw said tantrum?
Oh good, if you don’t remember you must done.
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Oh good, if you don’t remember you must done.
Jackass Beotch! You wanna re-read that to yourself and try again? You on the wine too? Drunkard pisstank lonely broads in this place. :-[
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Jackass Beotch! You wanna re-read that to yourself and try again? You on the wine too? Drunkard pisstank lonely broads in this place. :-[
My bad, not done yet.
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My bad, not done yet.
Alright. Lemme know.. :-\
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Jackass Beotch! You wanna re-read that to yourself and try again? You on the wine too? Drunkard pisstank lonely broads in this place. :-[
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Finally! I'm back to being smited again.
So much pressure being over 500. :o
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My bad, not done yet.
@PolksDot I just want you to know, even though you backpedaled there you're a really good sport. You are the Can-Do camper! plus 1 2U. BTW you can always put me on ignore.. I have myself on ignore, I can't even see my own posts unless someone quotes me and in which case I scream like a sissy and scroll down.
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I have myself on ignore, I can't even see my own posts unless someone quotes me and in which case I scream like a sissy and scroll down.
LOL...funny!
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Finally! I'm back to being smited again.
So much pressure being over 500. :o
Not so fast, Sonny Boy. +1! Heh, heh. ;D
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Finally! I'm back to being smited again.
So much pressure being over 500. :o
I just gave you a +1
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Not so fast, Sonny Boy. +1! Heh, heh. ;D
I just gave you a +1
Ooohhkaaay you two. So I give you one back now. That's how it works, correct?
You don't have to karma me, I'm an extreme moderator here so.. just sayin. At Bart's behest I am currently on assignment here in Mongolia where I am working on project Crispybum. I don't understand it and I'm not sure what I'm supposed to do with it :-\ I miss the west
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You don't have to karma me, I'm an extreme moderator here so.. just sayin. At Bart's behest I am currently on assignment here in Mongolia where I am working on project Crispybum. I don't understand it and I'm not sure what I'm supposed to do with it :-\ I miss the west
You must be cold and lonely out on the steppe. At least the sheep are lovely
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@VampireLily
I've been trying to leave you alone lately. I'm irked. Irritated. Pissed. And outta joint about something. BTW You're out of orange juice. And I stole your mustard. Putting it on a ballpark frank.
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@VampireLily
I've been trying to leave you alone lately. I'm irked. Irritated. Pissed. And outta joint about something. BTW You're out of orange juice. And I stole your mustard. Putting it on a ballpark frank.
Oh. Daddy had a bad day? Mommy decided to go vegan? Hey @Scary Penis ! Now what am I gonna put in my vodka? Wait. I don't drink vodka
What happens when a master flooring installer has a bad day? He gets out of joint
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Hi, Bart. Thank you for the induction, and the (pre-login) Top Right. ;) :-*
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Finally! I'm back to being smited again.
So much pressure being over 500. :o
+1 just to keep you up. ;D ;)
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What happens when a master flooring installer has a bad day? He gets out of joint
::) come on, that was sooo weak. Am I also a teacher that's been fired? No Class? Ugghhh
So I just got the smite slapped on me for that one. Cowards in the shadows.. hiding.. being laaaame 8)
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::) come on, that was sooo weak. Am I also a teacher that's been fired? No Class? Ugghhh
So I just got the smite slapped on me for that one. Cowards in the shadows.. hiding.. being laaaame 8)
I just gave you a +1.
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I just gave you a +1.
Ditto
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Oh. Daddy had a bad day? Mommy decided to go vegan? Hey @Scary Penis ! Now what am I gonna put in my vodka? Wait. I don't drink vodka
What happens when a master flooring installer has a bad day? He gets out of joint
BUWHAAA-HAA-HAA-HAAAAA!!! ;D ;D ;D
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Ooohhkaaay you two. So I give you one back now. That's how it works, correct?
You don't have to karma me, I'm an extreme moderator here so.. just sayin. At Bart's behest I am currently on assignment here in Mongolia where I am working on project Crispybum. I don't understand it and I'm not sure what I'm supposed to do with it :-\ I miss the west
Um no. Not as far as I'm concerned. I give +1s without expecting anything in return. It tastes better that way. ;D
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@damon @anniem @StarrMountain :) :) :)
That is a very nice gesture on your part. Back atcha! But you really don't have to give me points.. if I could get the Bart to adjust my score to -4027 I would love it. That way there's no way to go but Dowwwnnn..
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@damon @anniem @StarrMountain :) :) :)
That is a very nice gesture on your part. Back atcha! But you really don't have to give me points.. if I could get the Bart to adjust my score to -4027 I would love it. That way there's no way to go but Dowwwnnn..
That may take some doing. I just bumped Bart to 48 so he may not feel too generous about adding to your karma points. I'd be happy to donate some of my points to you, if there is a way to do that. ;)
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Bart, my safe word is aWhopBabaLubaAwhopBamboo
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@damon @anniem @StarrMountain :) :) :)
That is a very nice gesture on your part. Back atcha! But you really don't have to give me points.. if I could get the Bart to adjust my score to -4027 I would love it. That way there's no way to go but Dowwwnnn..
You're a good guy @Scary Penis and you really don't want bad karma. Why do you want bad karma for? The only people who have neg karma are the dark side.
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Bart, my safe word is aWhopBabaLubaAwhopBamboo
Bumped ya +1 again, just for the helluvit. ;D
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Bart, I almost went to a dominatrix. Not kidding.
X-Cross and such. Flogging, the whip, the ouch that really smarts sort of thing. Can't go through with it. :-\
Damn scruples.
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Bart, I almost went to a dominatrix. Not kidding.
X-Cross and such. Flogging, the whip, the ouch that really smarts sort of thing. Can't go through with it. :-\
Damn scruples.
Ummm, when I hinted at your inclinations earlier in another thread you yelled at me. Now my feelings are hurt. Okay not really. But it sounded true for a minute.
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Ummm, when I hinted at your inclinations earlier in another thread you yelled at me. Now my feelings are hurt. Okay not really. But it sounded true for a minute.
It was likely true for that moment.
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Ummm, when I hinted at your inclinations earlier in another thread you yelled at me. Now my feelings are hurt. Okay not really. But it sounded true for a minute.
Well I was going to metaphorically hug you but if you're not really metaphorically hurt than what's the point. Guess it's the E-thought that counts. :-*
Wait a minute! You never once said anything towards me suggesting that I may be into getting flogged and whipped. Which I'm not by the way
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It was likely true for that moment.
Completely true.
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Well I was going to metaphorically hug you but if you're not really metaphorically hurt than what's the point. Guess it's the E-thought that counts. :-*
Wait a minute! You never once said anything towards me suggesting that I may be into getting flogged and whipped. Which I'm not by the way
Too late. E scarred
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Bart, I almost went to a dominatrix. Not kidding.
X-Cross and such. Flogging, the whip, the ouch that really smarts sort of thing. Can't go through with it. :-\
Damn scruples.
@Scary Penis If she is holding a whip don't let her anywhere near your scruples
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Bart, my safe word is aWhopBabaLubaAwhopBamboo
Why does Bart need to know your safe word? Are you two ... going together? ⤠I'm a little surprised but I do think you two would make a cute couple 😼
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Why does Bart need to know your safe word? Are you two ... going together? ⤠I'm a little surprised but I do think you two would make a cute couple 😼
@VampireLily It's a funny safe-word. It made me laugh and that's all that matters. I came up with it because I was asked to come up with one. It would sound funny if one was blurting it out while in complete agony. LOLOL makes me laugh thinking about it. See it and hear it in your head, it's hysterical. Don't ever question my ways again.
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@VampireLily It's a funny safe-word. It made me laugh and that's all that matters. I came up with it because I was asked to come up with one. It would sound funny if one was blurting it out while in complete agony. LOLOL makes me laugh thinking about it. See it and hear it in your head, it's hysterical. Don't ever question my ways again.
Ok. It made me laugh too
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Ok. It made me laugh too
Thank you for being able to clear your mind long enough to imagine such a happening. The sights, and the sounds. The screaming, crying and begging for mercy. Better use that safe-word so she knows your "hard limits" I don't mean me.
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Peach season is over 😔
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Just finished watching The Death Scene. These get better and better. All the background work was pretty stunning. The 360° effects. Looking into the Cuckshack. The mix of live and animated. And Chimp dancing at the end. Haven't been that impressed with a movie dancing finale since Tom Cruise in Tropic Thunder. Or any number of Bollywood finales. Great job to all the participants. Except that ghost chick. She was pretty lame
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Just finished watching The Death Scene. These get better and better. All the background work was pretty stunning. The 360° effects. Looking into the Cuckshack. The mix of live and animated. And Chimp dancing at the end. Haven't been that impressed with a movie dancing finale since Tom Cruise in Tropic Thunder. Or any number of Bollywood finales. Great job to all the participants. Except that ghost chick. She was pretty lame
Nooo ghost chick was NOT lame! ;)
Ghost chick was excellent.
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The Kingdom Of Bart will carry on. Thanks to people, music and humor. Thank you @Bart Ell
I adore Chimp Covfefe @ChimpCovfefe, Thank you @Mr Apnea .
“Oh What A Thread†What would Mrs. Thompson say? Clever reference not only to the song but also to the 1926 filmâ€Oh What a Night†;)@Rikki Gins
Abba – SOS AKA Ceiling Ghost. Mixed feelings about this one. I had some pity for Hw, since she did try. However, you reap what you sow. Job well done Monica the Ghost AKA @TigerLily .
Every Breath You Take — Sting’s ‘nasty little song’ was The Police’s @Ghost BEP biggest hit. Once again BEP is on target.
“Feliz DÃa de los Muertosâ€.
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The Kingdom Of Bart will carry on. Thanks to people, music and humor. Thank you @Bart Ell
I adore Chimp Covfefe @ChimpCovfefe, Thank you @Mr Apnea .
“Oh What A Thread†What would Mrs. Thompson say? Clever reference not only to the song but also to the 1926 filmâ€Oh What a Night†;)@Rikki Gins
Abba – SOS AKA Ceiling Ghost. Mixed feelings about this one. I had some pity for Hw, since she did try. However, you reap what you sow. Job well done Monica the Ghost AKA @TigerLily .
Every Breath You Take — Sting’s ‘nasty little song’ was The Police’s @Ghost BEP biggest hit. Once again BEP is on target.
“Feliz DÃa de los Muertosâ€.
Chimp also played the kazoo on his cover of Chase.
All the credit goes to @Mr Apnea for the after show as it was his creation.
THE BART ELL CHRISTMAS WOOTACULAR 2 (Series Finale) will be ten levels above all the others.
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Chimp also played the kazoo on his cover of Chase.
All the credit goes to @Mr Apnea for the after show as it was his creation.
THE BART ELL CHRISTMAS WOOTACULAR 2 (Series Finale) will be ten levels above all the others.
Thank you Bart for the role. I think I'm getting possessed by Chimp.
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Thank you Bart for the role. I think I'm getting possessed by Chimp.
My dance moves will possess your soul
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I adore Chimp Covfefe @ChimpCovfefe
I adore @FISH and frogs.
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I adore @FISH and frogs.
Oui oui!
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I adore @FISH and frogs.
@Chimp Covfefe you will always be a STAR to me.
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Thank you Bart for the role. I think I'm getting possessed by Chimp.
@Chimp Covfefe & @Mr Apnea word on the street IS...that you both will be on the TV show DANCING WITH THE STARS? Is it true?
https://abc.com/shows/dancing-with-the-stars
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@VampireLily It's a funny safe-word. It made me laugh and that's all that matters. I came up with it because I was asked to come up with one. It would sound funny if one was blurting it out while in complete agony. LOLOL makes me laugh thinking about it. See it and hear it in your head, it's hysterical. Don't ever question my ways again.
Or ecstasy? ::) ;)
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@Chimp Covfefe & @Mr Apnea word on the street IS...that you both will be on the TV show DANCING WITH THE STARS? Is it true?
https://abc.com/shows/dancing-with-the-stars
Yes @FISH. Chimp will dance with some young hot thing, and I will do all his talking.
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Just finished watching The Death Scene. These get better and better. All the background work was pretty stunning. The 360° effects. Looking into the Cuckshack. The mix of live and animated. And Chimp dancing at the end. Haven't been that impressed with a movie dancing finale since Tom Cruise in Tropic Thunder. Or any number of Bollywood finales. Great job to all the participants. Except that ghost chick. She was pretty lame
I give Monica the ghost chick two thumbs up. Great job @TigerLily! You have a beautiful voice.
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Yes @FISH. Chimp will dance with some young hot thing, and I will do all his talking.
Is @Bart Ell going to pick the music for our dancing Chimp. Will you be singing as well @Mr Apnea ?
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Is @Bart Ell going to pick the music for our dancing Chimp. Will you be singing as well @Mr Apnea ?
Chimp's voice pushes my vocal cords to the high limit, so singing is going to be painfully bad. That ok, I'll be mingling in the back while Chimp is dancing.
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Is @Bart Ell going to pick the music for our dancing Chimp. Will you be singing as well @Mr Apnea ?
Chimp has already recorded his next dance video.
He wanted the budget tripled so he could "have his dream come to life"
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Chimp has already recorded his next dance video.
He wanted the budget tripled so he could "have his dream come to life"
I've got to be honest here: I am scared fucking shitless by that, chimp. I watch him in the thick of the woo and I can't tell whether he be friend or foe. I suspect foe because monkeys can be really mean, and they have rancid breathe too. Double whammy! That one chimp tore that lady's face off in Florida. I just don't know.
Why can't we have a giraffe? I like giraffes.
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That one chimp tore that lady's face off in Florida. I just don't know.
Have you heard of resting bitch face? She has a resting in pieces bitch face.
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And this is where I say goodnight.
#RunAway! #FAST
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Why can't we have a giraffe? I like giraffes.
Now the little fucker will want to ride a giraffe.
Thanks for nothing.
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Now the little fucker will want to ride a giraffe.
Thanks for nothing.
Just as long as he doesn't ride the Chefist slaying deer. I don't think I could handle that.
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Now the little fucker will want to ride a giraffe.
Thanks for nothing.
I vote for this!
Not it for chimp-giraffe related cleanup.
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I vote for this!
Not it for chimp-giraffe related cleanup.
I will water and feed the fucking giraffe ok? You will water and feed me! Oh, and I require various walks throughout the day.
PS Bring a pooper scooper!
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I will water and feed the fucking giraffe ok? You will water and feed me! Oh, and I require various walks throughout the day.
PS Bring a pooper scooper!
I should have seen this coming. Mac and cheese, right?
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Mac and cheese, right?
Play yer cards right ;) ;)
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Bart,
We were at a sushi place tonight and I decided to ask the owner for a Reserved table sign for my bar. He charged me ten dollars for a piece of cardboard. I offered him a $20. if he threw in a Guinness coaster (not pictured)
I feel like guests are showing up any minute! Although if they did I would want them to leave immediately.
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Bart,
We were at a sushi place tonight and I decided to ask the owner for a Reserved table sign for my bar. He charged me ten dollars for a piece of cardboard. I offered him a $20. if he threw in a Guinness coaster (not pictured)
I feel like guests are showing up any minute! Although if they did I would want them to leave immediately.
I had a Lynch Kamikaze that I bought for $80 at a garage sale.
I miss the days when people couldn't just Google the value of things.
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I had a Lynch Kamikaze that I bought for $80 at a garage sale.
GET! OUT! Seriously. An ESP? LTD makes them for a third the price and you can hear, and feel it right away when you pick one up and plug it in. That said the LTD versions ain't too bad. Just not the ESP. Kind of like an Epiphone Les Paul. 80 FKN dollars :o :o Even if it is an LTD. You still have it??????
Not surprised you zero'd right in on those two. The Snakes n Skulls is Lynch signed (truss cover) and apparently once played by him. He used a silver sharpie and it seems to rub off rather easy to I removed it. It currently sits in a zip-lock baggy in the ESP case. I should put it up on the wall.
BTW I've had 41 members pm me to ask me why this thread isn't a sticky. This is because I still can't nail the 3rd verse of Noory. Isn't it!
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GET! OUT! Seriously. An ESP? LTD makes them for a third the price and you can hear, and feel it right away when you pick one up and plug it in. That said the LTD versions ain't too bad. Just not the ESP. Kind of like an Epiphone Les Paul. 80 FKN dollars :o :o Even if it is an LTD. You still have it??????
Not surprised you zero'd right in on those two. The Snakes n Skulls is Lynch signed (truss cover) and apparently once played by him. He used a silver sharpie and it seems to rub off rather easy to I removed it. It currently sits in a zip-lock baggy in the ESP case. I should put it up on the wall.
BTW I've had 41 members pm me to ask me why this thread isn't a sticky. This is because I still can't nail the 3rd verse of Noory. Isn't it!
Yes, the ESP version.
I got rid of it in the great selloff of 2015.
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BTW I've had 41 members...
@KSM In a row? :o
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@KSM In a row? :o
;D
Any more than 17 seems like overkill.
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Yes, the ESP version.
I got rid of it in the great selloff of 2015.
@Bart Ell We, you and I were out of touch in 2015 due to the "ham incident" or I would've bought it. Curious, how much did you get for it?
@KSM In a row? :o
;D
Yes! I'm a real trooper! ;D
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@Bart Ell We, you and I were out of touch in 2015 due to the "ham incident" or I would've bought it. Curious, how much did you get for it?
Around 4 thousand.
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Around 4 thousand.
@Bart Ell Wow. I still would've bought it. Two is better than one. I would still like to get my hands on a Mr. scary. :-* Just the thought of that axe.. I better lay down..
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My wife cut the ends of a baguette this evening. She buttered one up and told me to "eat the bum" she was not amused at my nose snort laugh.
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My wife cut the ends of a baguette this evening. She buttered one up and told me to "eat the bum" she was not amused at my nose snort laugh.
Was it an itty bitty bum?
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Was it an itty bitty bum?
Warmed
Perfectly shaped
Evenly spread/buttered
Should've ate both
But at the end of the day, it was just a piece of bread. :-\
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Bart, tonight at a half-assed bar & Grill place I had the Old Lady Bunion Shavings Soup. Ver, very chewy. Smelled bad too. But it's high protein so I'm all in.
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Bart, tonight at a half-assed bar & Grill place I had the Old Lady Bunion Shavings Soup. Ver, very chewy. Smelled bad too. But it's high protein so I'm all in.
BOOOOOOOOooooooooooooo ::)
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Bart, tonight at a half-assed bar & Grill place I had the Old Lady Bunion Shavings Soup. Ver, very chewy. Smelled bad too. But it's high protein so I'm all in.
Old Ladies are supposed to have bunions??? Huh. Guess I didn't get the memo. ;) ;D
(Never had a bunion in my life, and I'm too old to start now). ;D ;D ;D
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Bart,
I am not an officer, nor am I a gentlemen. More like a long haired girl boy. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Unfortunately, I have a Thanksgiving funeral to go to. :( Today I am sad. Yesterday I was angry. Perhaps tomorrow will be better.
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Yesterday I was overly sensitive. Today I am very angry because my job got bumped a full week and I'm out $1400. for the job I turned down in order to secure the bumped job. >:(
CockSuckin' Fucks!! >:( >:( >:( ::)
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Bart,
I am not an officer, nor am I a gentlemen. More like a long haired girl boy. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
No @KSM you are a long haired girly boy!
https://twitter.com/ChimpCovfefe/status/1195083280284037121
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No @KSM you are a long haired girly boy!
https://twitter.com/ChimpCovfefe/status/1195083280284037121
LOL Dinkface.
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Unfortunately, I have a Thanksgiving funeral to go to. :( Today I am sad. Yesterday I was angry. Perhaps tomorrow will be better.
Sorry for your sadness, PolkaDot. I hope you feel better as time goes by.
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Unfortunately, I have a Thanksgiving funeral to go to. :( Today I am sad. Yesterday I was angry. Perhaps tomorrow will be better.
I'm sorry you are sad and were angry. Sorry you have had a loss. I hope you feel better very soon.
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No @KSM you are a long haired girly boy!
@Chimp Covfefe You're 18 inches tall without any discernable genitalia. You can't win this. Nadda!
Yeah, @PolkaDot hope the rest of your week gets better 8)
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Thanks guys. It is the human experience I suppose. I appreciate all your kind words.
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Yesterday I was overly sensitive. Today I am very angry because my job got bumped a full week and I'm out $1400. for the job I turned down in order to secure the bumped job. >:(
CockSuckin' Fucks!! >:( >:( >:( ::)
Nobody wishes me my 1400 back :'(
;D
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Nobody wishes me my 1400 back :'(
;D
I hope you get your $$$ back. NOW GET BACK ON THE POLE!
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Nobody wishes me my 1400 back :'(
;D
I just did.
Should be fine.
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Lol well thank you to both of you. +2 :)
Polka.. sorry, but what "pole"?
I'm thinkin,
North pole (no that can't be it, I'm not Santa..)
Stripper pole (she wouldn't ever flirt with me like that because she would take much greater pleasure in punching me in the face)
Flag pole (that would hurt a lot)
I'm stumped :-[
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Lol well thank you to both of you. +2 :)
Polka.. sorry, but what "pole"?
I'm thinkin,
North pole (no that can't be it, I'm not Santa..)
Stripper pole (she wouldn't ever flirt with me like that because she would take much greater pleasure in punching me in the face)
Flag pole (that would hurt a lot)
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I'm stumped :-[
[/Dang, now I’m not sure which to choose either
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Lol well thank you to both of you. +2 :)
Polka.. sorry, but what "pole"?
I'm thinkin,
North pole (no that can't be it, I'm not Santa..)
Stripper pole (she wouldn't ever flirt with me like that because she would take much greater pleasure in punching me in the face)
Flag pole (that would hurt a lot)
I'm stumped :-[
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Lol well thank you to both of you. +2 :)
Polka.. sorry, but what "pole"?
I'm thinkin,
North pole (no that can't be it, I'm not Santa..)
Stripper pole (she wouldn't ever flirt with me like that because she would take much greater pleasure in punching me in the face)
Flag pole (that would hurt a lot)
.
I'm stumped :-[
[/Dang, now I’m not sure which to choose either
You didn't post that properly. Your answer/response was inside the Please try harder next time. :)
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@Chimp Covfefe You're 18 inches tall without any discernable genitalia. You can't win this. Nadda!
Bart is a fucking prude and uses CGI to hide my giant dong. If you look closely at the ground in my dance video you will see craters it made. You took the first swing @KSM but I will end you and your girly boyness.
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Bart is a fucking prude and uses CGI to hide my giant dong. If you look closely at the ground in my dance video you will see craters it made. You took the first swing @KSM but I will end you and your girly boyness.
😯 Who gets the Penis title around here!?
Chimp V. @KSM
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😯 Who gets the Penis title around here!?
Chimp V. @KSM
Getting the feeling you're about to be tag teamed by a monkey and a guitar.
#RiskyBusiness #StretchedAnus #Ain'tGonnaPooRight #FunnyWalk
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😯 Who gets the Penis title around here!?
Chimp V. @KSM
Dangle in the Jungle
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Dangle in the Jungle
I've been trying for months to have this thread moved to sticky status. That comments ::) is not helping.
@BrightEyes I appreciate your fandom but there are other things you can post about. :-[
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I've been trying for months to have this thread moved to sticky status. That comments ::) is not helping.
@BrightEyes I appreciate your fandom but there are other things you can post about. :-[
message received.
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message received.
Well don't be like that!
Ok just forget I said anything. I want you to keep going the way you were. I was outta line, sorry. C'mon :) hug
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Well don't be like that!
Ok just forget I said anything. I want you to keep going the way you were. I was outta line, sorry. C'mon :) hug
Wuss
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Well don't be like that!
Ok just forget I said anything. I want you to keep going the way you were. I was outta line, sorry. C'mon :) hug
<3 daaawwww, @KSM you know you are my favorite!
I will never talk about my ding-a-ling hanging on the ground like an elephant trunk.
I promise!
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my ding-a-ling
:o
If you have one, please - - PLEEAASE stop obsessing about mine :o It's no wonder everybody has me on ignore. Look at the conversations I get sucked into. :-[
Wuss
@TigerLily Niiiice Wussy! ;D
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@TigerLily Niiiice Wussy! ;D
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@TigerLily You got a lot going on there! :) Well done, Grasshopper.
@BrightEyes I'm sorry. I know you're not a guy. Was just a jooooooooke. Didn't have to put me on ignore :-\ And you can smite me all ya want. Every time I sign in I try and get you a little closer to the positive. Tell ya what. Open up your PMs and I'll send you a link.. beautiful things await :) It will be like visiting the zoo!
Well, that's one more :P
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Thanks guys. It is the human experience I suppose. I appreciate all your kind words.
@PolkaDot, I only saw this belatedly. Please accept my sincere condolences, these life events are never easy. I hope your sad heart will heal reasonably quickly.
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I brought my miter saw home from a job my goofballs were working on and set it in the middle of the living room floor. ON WEDNEDAY! It' still there on this glorious Friday evening. Just leaving it there.. see what eventually happens ;) Oh yeah. I can feel the tension building.. the female volcano is going to erupt.. I'm thinkin, tomorrow.. yep Gonna be a loud day. ;D
It's just soooo fun to push those buttons.. 8) Groowwwwagrrrr
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I brought my miter saw home from a job my goofballs were working on and set it in the middle of the living room floor. ON WEDNEDAY! It' still there on this glorious Friday evening. Just leaving it there.. see what eventually happens ;) Oh yeah. I can feel the tension building.. the female volcano is going to erupt.. I'm thinkin, tomorrow.. yep Gonna be a loud day. ;D
It's just soooo fun to push those buttons.. 8) Groowwwwagrrrr
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A little passive aggressive, aren't we?
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A little passive aggressive, aren't we?
That's how I set the stage for sexual manipulation. Sometimes anger is a great springboard for, stuff ;) Other times normal organic stuff is good too.
Cake's all gone.. ;)
Dinner was great though.
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I brought my miter saw home from a job my goofballs were working on and set it in the middle of the living room floor. ON WEDNEDAY! It' still there on this glorious Friday evening. Just leaving it there.. see what eventually happens ;) Oh yeah. I can feel the tension building.. the female volcano is going to erupt.. I'm thinkin, tomorrow.. yep Gonna be a loud day. ;D
It's just soooo fun to push those buttons.. 8) Groowwwwagrrrr
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Aren't you worried it'll be gone- and have been taken to the trash without a word?
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Aren't you worried it'll be gone- and have been taken to the trash without a word?
@PolkaDot Things didn't go as planned. She may have broken her pinky toe while walking by *Cough* into it very early this morning while the sun was still down. I awoke into a very negative environment.. No sugar for bad boy >:(
Table saw would've worked better because it's huge, she wouldn't have walked into that thing. Perhaps this merits an unladylike nose snort? :P
By God the floors in my house are beautiful :)
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@PolkaDot Things didn't go as planned. She may have broken her pinky toe while walking by *Cough* into it very early this morning while the sun was still down. I awoke into a very negative environment.. No sugar for bad boy >:(
Table saw would've worked better because it's huge, she wouldn't have walked into that thing. Perhaps this merits an unladylike nose snort? :P
By God the floors in my house are beautiful :)
I could say I told you so, but I didn’t, so I won’t. I hope your spousal unit’s foot is ok. On the upside it’ll save you on pedicures this month. Also, bummer,morning sugar is the best sugar.
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... By God the floors in my house are beautiful :)
That was actually my first thought before I even noticed the apparatus. Cedar? Redwood? I know nothing about flooring but that color and the grain are beautiful
Interesting. I'm posting at you like you are a normal person. When did that evolve? I would ask Bart but this is the tell don't ask thread
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I could say I told you so, but I didn’t, so I won’t. I hope your spousal unit’s foot is ok. On the upside it’ll save you on pedicures this month. Also, bummer,morning sugar is the best sugar.
Hm. I'll be having foot surgery in January. I wonder if I can get one foot done for a reduced rate.
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I could say I told you so, but I didn’t, so I won’t. I hope your spousal unit’s foot is ok. On the upside it’ll save you on pedicures this month. Also, bummer,morning sugar is the best sugar.
"bummer,morning" <-- You should space that out ::) Ya know, the coma.. That's what the red squiggly line is for before you actually POST!
I'll get whatever I want tomorrow morning. I'm adorable
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Hm. I'll be having foot surgery in January. I wonder if I can get one foot done for a reduced rate.
Be sure to get a pedi right before your surgery. That way the surgeon will take one look at those beautiful digits and will make sure to do their best work. Kind of like straightening up your house before the housekeeper comes over
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Be sure to get a pedi right before your surgery. That way the surgeon will take one look at those beautiful digits and will make sure to do their best work. Kind of like straightening up your house before the housekeeper comes over
NOOO! It might seem like a good idea but one slip of a sharp thingy will get the whole procedure cancelled.
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NOOO! It might seem like a good idea but one slip of a sharp thingy will get the whole procedure cancelled.
OMG Annie! I hope the Dr. isn't md md! OMG!! Noooooo
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Hm. I'll be having foot surgery in January. I wonder if I can get one foot done for a reduced rate.
I doubt it but you should try anyway!
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@KSM . Your avatar. Is that Snowsquatch?!? 🙀
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NOOO! It might seem like a good idea but one slip of a sharp thingy will get the whole procedure cancelled.
oh. Well it seemed like a good idea
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@KSM . Your avatar. Is that Snowsquatch?!? 🙀
#Verasquatch ?
Hi'ya dot! *wavy bill hand* @PolkaDot +1 ;D
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@Bart Ell Wifey knows about the Georgie song and wants to watch the Christmas woo. If she joins the forum, I'm the fuck outta here!
Worlds will collide!!!!
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@PolkaDot I know he's begging but give @KSM a praise. We're on a mission
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@PolkaDot I know he's begging but give @KSM a praise. We're on a mission
@TigerLily Eh' PumpkinHead, +1
You owe me a negative, Beotch squared!
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@TigerLily Eh' PumpkinHead, +1
You owe me a negative, Beotch squared!
Ok. But I would prefer to give you a swift kick in the ass 😾
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@Bart Ell Wifey knows about the Georgie song and wants to watch the Christmas woo. If she joins the forum, I'm the fuck outta here!
Worlds will collide!!!!
Worlds will collide.
A woo forum will have an actual bigfoot as a member!
That wasn't nice.
Apologies to the giant footed lady.
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@Bart Ell Wifey knows about the Georgie song and wants to watch the Christmas woo. If she joins the forum, I'm the fuck outta here!
Worlds will collide!!!!
Hahahahaha
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@PolkaDot I know he's begging but give @KSM a praise. We're on a mission
Nope. I do not respond to unsolicited begging.
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That was actually my first thought before I even noticed the apparatus. Cedar? Redwood? I know nothing about flooring but that color and the grain are beautiful
Interesting. I'm posting at you like you are a normal person. When did that evolve? I would ask Bart but this is the tell don't ask thread
let's play guess the flooring: Red Oak
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OMG Annie! I hope the Dr. isn't md md! OMG!! Noooooo
No, definitely not. Mine is the chief of the specialty I need, and I have known him for many years. Many of my former co-workers have gone to him.
I am safe
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oh. Well it seemed like a good idea
It does to me too. I'm torn.
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@Bart Ell Wifey knows about the Georgie song and wants to watch the Christmas woo. If she joins the forum, I'm the fuck outta here!
Worlds will collide!!!!
NO! Why can't she join and you both just keep the details of outside of here to yourselves?
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NO! Why can't she join and you both just keep the details of outside of here to yourselves?
Annie, three minutes of her reading a just a few of my back postings and her suspicions would be confirmed that she married the love child of Kramer and Ronald DeFeo.
I can't have that.
Hahahahaha
laughing at. Not with.. I get it.
Nope. I do not respond to unsolicited begging.
I have not begged. I have earned.
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Annie, three minutes of her reading a just a few of my back postings and her suspicions would be confirmed that she married the love child of Kramer and Ronald DeFeo.
Hm. Perhaps you are needing an alternate personality before she joins. One that is as sweet and nice as she knows you to be. Will that work?
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NO! Why can't she join and you both just keep the details of outside of here to yourselves?
Bring on the wife!
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Bring on the wife!
I have it on quite good authority that she does as she pleases.
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Annie, three minutes of her reading a just a few of my back postings and her suspicions would be confirmed that she married the love child of Kramer and Ronald DeFeo.
I can't have that.
laughing at. Not with.. I get it.
I have not begged. I have earned.
I don't know who Ronald DeFeo is.
I imagined a Vincent Price laugh.
OK fine, but it's against my better judgment. Please don't take it as encouragement.
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I have it on quite good authority that she does as she pleases.
I like her all ready.
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I have a suggestion for Ms. @KSM identity when she joins: The Valkyrie
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I like her all ready.
Not a fan of foreplay?
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I have it on quite good authority that she does as she pleases.
Who's your source? @GravitySucks 8)
I like her all ready.
it would be like having another You and TL all rolled into one. Not. Into It. @PolkaDot BTW Ronald DaFeo Jr. was the guy who killed his family in the Amityville incident. He's good people!
The Valkyrie
Wouldn't be far from it. @TigerLily
Perhaps someone would like to.. oh.. I dunno.... TELL BART SOMETHING AND LEAVE ME ALONE???
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Not a fan of foreplay?
Not particularly.
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Perhaps someone would like to.. oh.. I dunno.... TELL BART SOMETHING AND LEAVE ME ALONE???
Bart, you rule.
Also don't forget to let me know when KSM's wife arrive so I can extend a friendly greeting.
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Bart, you rule.
Also don't forget to let me know when KSM's wife arrive so I can extend a friendly greeting.
IF, it happens..
I put far too much pork in the meatballs today. The sauce was divine but the ball-meat-ratio sucked. I do like to throw a few minced strawberries in the marinara.
Annie, this is what I'm telling you. Nobody else :D
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IF, it happens..
I put far too much pork in the meatballs today. The sauce was divine but the ball-meat-ratio sucked. I do like to throw a few minced strawberries in the marinara.
Annie, this is what I'm telling you. Nobody else :D
Sounds nice anyway. Strawberries! Does that cut the acidity some?
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Strawberries! Does that cut the acidity some?
To a degree, yes it does but I like the natural sugars and even.. floral notes? :o Like good Scotch. Not a lot of them but just enough.. Been doing it for years. I'll pick off a heap o' cherry tomatoes and a handful of said berries. Pulse it all in the food processor a few times and that's my canvas. Got all kinds of sweets growing around the yard/compound ;D
Exhibit A - Ratio
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floral notes?
Girly boy language.
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Girly boy language.
Scotch appreciation language!!!!!
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Scotch appreciation language!!!!!
Go play with your flower wagon, girly boy!
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To a degree, yes it does but I like the natural sugars and even.. floral notes? :o Like good Scotch. Not a lot of them but just enough.. Been doing it for years. I'll pick off a heap o' cherry tomatoes and a handful of said berries. Pulse it all in the food processor a few times and that's my canvas. Got all kinds of sweets growing around the yard/compound ;D
Exhibit A - Ratio
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Sounds like something I shall try. :)
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Sounds like something I shall try. :)
@anniem I hope you do! BTW The beer in the picture is to enjoyed separately. ;D
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flower wagon
Now there's the band name you're looking for ;)
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Not particularly.
Well. This is where we part ways. I imagine you are an all business kinda woman. Quit fooling around and get to the good stuff. Right? Where I like the slow burn and big build up
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LOL horny bimbo's. Just get laid already.. Audibly cracked up. Goofballs
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@anniem I hope you do! BTW The beer in the picture is to enjoyed separately. ;D
That'd be an important part of the recipe, right?
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Dammit @Bart Ell the ads keep showing me that Native Instruments has a 50% off sale for Thanksgiving. I don’t need to be spending money.
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Dammit @Bart Ell the ads keep showing me that Native Instruments has a 50% off sale for Thanksgiving. I don’t need to be spending money.
A quality product at full price!
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LOL horny bimbo's. Just get laid already.. Audibly cracked up. Goofballs
Threatened by women expressing their sexuality?
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Threatened by women expressing their sexuality?
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Not your best comeback. I'm embarrassed for you. > :-[<
But to answer you, question? No, not at all. I live with it every day and I love it. I was simply saying that you two seem like you need a steady dick.
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Not your best comeback. I'm embarrassed for you. > :-[<
But to answer you, question? No, not at all. I live with it every day and I love it. I was simply saying that you two seem like you need a steady dick.
Typical. Men discuss sex and they are Presidents. Women discuss sex and they are needy? You wish
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Typical. Men discuss sex and they are Presidents. Women discuss sex and they are needy? You wish
Oh c'mon lady, that kind of equality based statement hasn't held water for years and you know it, but you still like to throw it out just in case it sticks.
You People achieved equality (and then some) years ago but it's never enough. My lesser half employs one woman and SEVEN men who all have to answer to her! She hires and fires and she's just a drop in the bucket when it comes to women being in charge in the work force. And in life in general.. You almost had a gargoyle lady (snort laugh) President. But she LOST! Good thing too. I'm genuinely happy for my neighbors. Even the stupid ones ;)
-I'm KSM
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LOL horny bimbo's. Just get laid already.. Audibly cracked up. Goofballs
Really? You're going to go there? Interesting choice.
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Oh c'mon lady, that kind of equality based statement hasn't held water for years and you know it, but you still like to throw it out just in case it sticks.
You People achieved equality (and then some) years ago but it's never enough. My lesser half employs one woman and SEVEN men who all have to answer to her! She hires and fires and she's just a drop in the bucket when it comes to women being in charge in the work force. And in life in general.. You almost had a gargoyle lady (snort laugh) President. But she LOST! Good thing too. I'm genuinely happy for my neighbors. Even the stupid ones ;)
-I'm KSM
What your spouse does is not a reflection on your character. It just means she puts up with your shit for any number of reasons. So don't try and use her as a shield. Secondly, don't be an idiot. Lots of us are VERY glad we didn't get Hillary as a prez and certainly didn't vote for her- for reasons that have NOTHING TO DO with her being a woman. Just like not liking or voting for the asinine excuse of a president we currently have has nothing to do with his being a man. Stop slinging shit, I'm tired of ducking.
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What your spouse does is not a reflection on your character. It just means she puts up with your shit for any number of reasons. So don't try and use her as a shield. Secondly, don't be an idiot. Lots of us are VERY glad we didn't get Hillary as a prez and certainly didn't vote for her- for reasons that have NOTHING TO DO with her being a woman. Just like not liking or voting for the asinine excuse of a president we currently have has nothing to do with his being a man. Stop slinging shit, I'm tired of ducking.
Slinging shit, really? LOL That's a laugh. Hahaha!
My spouse, or as you like to say "spousal unit" (sounds like a plastic device in the second drawer that may require batteries ;)) is a PERFECT example of how a WOMAN can ascend to a point of power in todays world. And please if you can ::) tell me how I used my wife as a shield - and how I brought my character into this? I didn't! I used my wife as an example or even a statistic! As usual you come unprepared with a dimly lit argument. Another empty bag for Dorothy.
Hilary is also an example of female equality for what SHOULD BE obvious reasons. I don't care who you voted for and I certainly wouldn't assume you voted for her simply because she's a ...woman... Your "tired of ducking" okay, stop ducking! Seems rather simple to me. :-\
You got a real frog up yer arse honey. Go take a shit, Dot.
I'll give ya this. You actually made it past one sentence. Kind of a hallmark for you.
- I'm KSM
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Slinging shit, really? LOL That's a laugh. Hahaha!
My spouse, or as you like to say "spousal unit" (sounds like a plastic device in the second drawer that may require batteries ;)) is a PERFECT example of how a WOMAN can ascend to a point of power in todays world. And please if you can ::) tell me how I used my wife as a shield - and how I brought my character into this? I didn't! I used my wife as an example or even a statistic! As usual you come unprepared with a dimly lit argument. Another empty bag for Dorothy.
Hilary is also an example of female equality for what SHOULD BE obvious reasons. I don't care who you voted for and I certainly wouldn't assume you voted for her simply because she's a ...woman... Your "tired of ducking" okay, stop ducking! Seems rather simple to me. :-\
You got a real frog up yer arse honey. Go take a shit, Dot.
I'll give ya this. You actually made it past one sentence. Kind of a hallmark for you.
- I'm KSM
Oh, sweety, I don't think you understand how statistics work. That's OK, don't get your feathers ruffled. Do you feel better? I'll try and keep it to shorter paragraphs in the future, bless your heart.
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You're an ASS
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You're an ASS
hole ;) And in case you haven't noticed, I'm also moonlighting as a Douche ;)
BTW +1 Polka too +1
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Oh, sweety, I don't think you understand how statistics work. That's OK, don't get your feathers ruffled. Do you feel better? I'll try and keep it to shorter paragraphs in the future, bless your heart.
Hmm, I missed this one while replying to the other Girl-Power floosy. Once Again!! What you say is void of any real content! That's a low level response you came back with. Heh, not surprised. You're hardly working that double digit IQ of yours on all thrusters. If you want to continue down this road, you're gonna need all you can Muster, Mister! Rest up ;) You imply that I have Feathers - I'm not a bird! Although if I was I'd be a turkey for you to ingest and digest in a matter of days! ;D ;D ;D MMmmmm butter basted KSM :-* :P
But really! Reading comprehension: Work on it!
Right now you're yelling in your sleep. Farting too! YUCK!
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Right now you're yelling in your sleep. Farting too! YUCK!
Nope. That would be Eric Swalwell! ;D
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Nope. That would be Eric Swalwell! ;D
You sleep with Eric Swalwell? Nice!
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You sleep with Eric Swalwell? Nice!
Why don't you go after the ksm, that dimwit fucktard owned you and the other hussy with ease and you lil feminist beotches just sit back and take it? Wow
#RunAway ______>
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Why don't you go after the ksm, that dimwit fucktard owned you and the other hussy with ease and you lil feminist beotches just sit back and take it? Wow
#RunAway ______>
Who?
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Hmm, I missed this one while replying to the other Girl-Power floosy. Once Again!! What you say is void of any real content! That's a low level response you came back with. Heh, not surprised. You're hardly working that double digit IQ of yours on all thrusters. If you want to continue down this road, you're gonna need all you can Muster, Mister! Rest up ;) You imply that I have Feathers - I'm not a bird! Although if I was I'd be a turkey for you to ingest and digest in a matter of days! ;D ;D ;D MMmmmm butter basted KSM :-* :P
But really! Reading comprehension: Work on it!
Right now you're yelling in your sleep. Farting too! YUCK!
Darling, your heavy content reply is amazing. All that name calling and innuendo. I can tell you have important, manly, fact laden information to share. Impressive. Please, do go on. I'm absolutely riveted.
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Hey you Dr. MD MD wannabes - this is the tell Bart thread and you're not telling him. You're telling each other. Straighten out.
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Hey you Dr. MD MD wannabes - this is the tell Bart thread and you're not telling him. You're telling each other. Straighten out.
The voice of reason
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Hey you Dr. MD MD wannabes - this is the tell Bart thread and you're not telling him. You're telling each other. Straighten out.
You’re right, of course.
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Darling
That's all I was looking for. :)
Juan, No need to white knight. Cute, but completely unnecessary.
1. I was around long before MD ever showed up. Please keep in mind that I am currently operating as a douche.
2. They started it.
3. I started this thread, I know what it's about ;)
Bart, I just got back from a facial and scalp massage. It's hard to fit the happy ending into a facial.. Next time I'll book the ab massage. ;)
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let's play guess the flooring: Red Oak
Belatedly time traveling here... cherry? Really beautiful whatever wood it is!
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Hm. Perhaps you are needing an alternate personality before she joins. One that is as sweet and nice as she knows you to be. Will that work?
Wait, wait, isn't he the extreme moderator? Couldn't he cheat and delete his "dangerous" posts and we might not ever know the difference? I'm not advocating CHEATING, of course, but then again... ;)
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Wait, wait, isn't he the extreme moderator? Couldn't he cheat and delete his "dangerous" posts and we might not ever know the difference? I'm not advocating CHEATING, of course, but then again... ;)
@Aquarius I stand behind every single post. No need to delete when I'm in the right.
why does everybody keep talking about it
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@Aquarius I stand behind every single post. No need to delete when I'm in the right.
why does everybody keep talking about it
Ha! Good luck then, and let us know if the wife shows up here! Heh heh...
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Ha! Good luck then, and let us know if the wife shows up here! Heh heh...
Thanks. Yeah.. if she shows up. I guess I'll have to break the news to her that the Christmas woo has been cancelled. Outta sight = outta mind = she won't be showing up. Ya'll just wanna see me squirm. There would be a huge void if I left.
She wouldn't be any fun anyway (for me) Just be one more self righteous hen in the henhouse lookin' to fuck up ma' shit. Take back your point if you want. Don't care
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I can't navigate your fukin EllGab web sight you fukin shit head - so fuk off!
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I can't navigate your fukin EllGab web sight you fukin shit head - so fuk off!
Oh shit, you have to visit the I'm a stupid cunt thread first. Geesh man, I thought that was common knowledge. :-[
@Bart Ell Please make the "I'm a stupid cunt" thread a sticky.
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I can't navigate your fukin EllGab web sight you fukin shit head - so fuk off!
Not even a decent troll. Your shit is weak.
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Not even a decent troll. Your shit is weak.
You'd think someone in his "gang" could figure it out. ::)
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I can't navigate your fukin EllGab web sight you fukin shit head - so fuk off!
Horrifically embarrassing display.
I think he can't handle his booze.
Any thoughts on this horrifically embarrassing display, @DaveScottSOR ?
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You'd think someone in his "gang" could figure it out. ::)
Too busy eating paste.
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Not even a decent troll. Your shit is weak.
Weak and full of blood.
Bloody stool.
Poor fella.
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Here's a Tell, and to a degree and Ask but it's more of a Tell so here goes..
Tonight's featured ravioli was pepperoni and cheese ??? Sounds kind of odd but it was spectacular. The guy has cooked all over the world so you think he'd name his foodstuffs a little better. Glad it didn't taste like pizza. Smoked mozzarella and really nice minced house made pepperoni. Add the mushroom medley and I was drooling.
And now for the ask. Bart do you like Ted?
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Hey jackass the chef shit on your plate. ::)
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Horrifically embarrassing display.
I think he can't handle his booze.
Any thoughts on this horrifically embarrassing display, @DaveScottSOR ?
I'd say two bottles of Wild Turkey and the scripture of Scientology did him in.
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I'd say two bottles of Wild Turkey and the scripture of Scientology did him in.
I think his dad spermed in his eye at the family Thanksgiving fuck party.
Usually his mother would swallow it all up but some of it went rogue and spermed him in the eye.
Sad.
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Hey jackass the chef shit on your plate. ::)
Seems like a tiny shit, too.
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Seems like a tiny shit, too.
Delicious tiny wrinkled shits in a savory brown sauce.
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savory brown sauce.
Did the chef name the sauce, too?
GET HIM A THESAURUS!
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While cleaning up before everybody gets here I noticed the shark cordless vacuum is in the key of A. Thank God this song was playing or I would've never known.
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OK, my Irish temper is flaring. I'm trying NOT to be the bitchy Mom. I'm trying REALLY hard. But this teacher is killing me! I know it's not a good idea to side dress her but GOD DAMN IT! She's an idiot. Surely the principal knows that, right? Do I act sweet and flutter my lashes while asking how he (principal) can help or smack him upside the head and tell him to get his house in order? I'm currently leaning towards the 2nd.
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OK, my Irish temper is flaring. I'm trying NOT to be the bitchy Mom. I'm trying REALLY hard. But this teacher is killing me! I know it's not a good idea to side dress her but GOD DAMN IT! She's an idiot. Surely the principal knows that, right? Do I act sweet and flutter my lashes while asking how he (principal) can help or smack him upside the head and tell him to get his house in order? I'm currently leaning towards the 2nd.
First you calm down. You cannot let this go though. You will find a way to crystalize your thoughts effectively without embarrassing yourself or your child. I suggest a whiskey and a punching bag if need be.
Standing in for Bart today. Sorry
+1 if it helps. But it doesn't
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OK, my Irish temper is flaring. I'm trying NOT to be the bitchy Mom. I'm trying REALLY hard. But this teacher is killing me! I know it's not a good idea to side dress her but GOD DAMN IT! She's an idiot. Surely the principal knows that, right? Do I act sweet and flutter my lashes while asking how he (principal) can help or smack him upside the head and tell him to get his house in order? I'm currently leaning towards the 2nd.
Try the first. If it fails, go to the second.
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Try the first. If it fails, go to the second.
*cough* kinda cuttin in on my action, Annie.. By now she's already shitfaced and in cuffs for physically assaulting two lack of educationites. But they had it comin' I say >:(
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*cough* kinda cuttin in on my action, Annie.. By now she's already shitfaced and in cuffs for physically assaulting two lack of educationites. But they had it comin' I say >:(
Did I? Wups!
I TAKE IT BACK
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Encountered a female security guard on a power-trip this afternoon while ringing my bell. Took everything in me to keep my composure - I could've cut her to fucking ribbons in seconds. Purple haired little cunt.
EDIT: @PolkaDot How'd the teacher thing go.. or.. when's your trial begin? ;)
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Encountered a female security guard on a power-trip this afternoon while ringing my bell. Took everything in me to keep my composure - I could've cut her to fucking ribbons in seconds. Purple haired little cunt.
EDIT: @PolkaDot How'd the teacher thing go.. or.. when's your trial begin? ;)
I gave him a black eye and broke a nail in the process. Two Wednesdays from now.
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Was kind of looking for the truth.. guess that'll have to do. :-\
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@KSM kidding. You'd be very proud of me. Well, maybe not you - but someone would be.
I wrote the email I wanted to write (but didn't send it). Had a good workout. Wrote a mostly positive sounding email requesting specific actions and invited myself to his office for an appointment. We'll see what happens. I think I could take him if it comes to that.
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@KSM kidding. You'd be very proud of me. Well, maybe not you - but someone would be.
I wrote the email I wanted to write (but didn't send it). Had a good workout. Wrote a mostly positive sounding email requesting specific actions and invited myself to his office for an appointment. We'll see what happens. I think I could take him if it comes to that.
Damn girl, you awesome! Don't beat em' up. Might turn him on. Oh wait, that's me :P
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Bart, I'm posting completely in the nude!
Freeeedommmmm
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Bart, I'm posting completely in the nude!
Freeeedommmmm
yum ::)
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Bart, I'm posting completely in the nude!
Who can tell with all that hair?
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Who can tell with all that hair?
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Bart, I'm posting completely in the nude!
Freeeedommmmm
Pics or it didn't happen. Wide angle
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Pics or it didn't happen. Wide angle
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Who can tell with all that hair?
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Who can tell with all that hair?
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Pics or it didn't happen. Wide angle
Oh but it did happen 8)
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Bart, what scares me is that almost every member here with the exception of myself and a few others has a bustle in their hedgerow and they don't even know it. :'(
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Bart, what scares me is that almost every member here with the exception of myself and a few others has a bustle in their hedgerow and they don't even know it. :'(
Meow 🐈
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Meow 🐈
Woof!
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Woof!
Your pup*, Vera, is so cute.
*All dogs are puppies, regardless of age.
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Bart, what scares me is that almost every member here with the exception of myself and a few others has a bustle in their hedgerow and they don't even know it. :'(
Hopefully they hang on until May for that queen to give them their spring clean.
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Hopefully they hang on until May for that queen to give them their spring clean.
Ok you two. There's still time to change the road you're on
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Ok you two. There's still time to change the road you're on
Ooh... it makes me wonder... 8)
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Lily pumpkin dropped the ball by skipping the two paths that we can go by.
Song game is over.
Delinquents.
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Lily pumpkin dropped the ball by skipping the two paths that we can go by.
Song game is over.
Delinquents.
You can check out anytime you like but you can never leave.
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You can check out anytime you like but you can never leave.
Welcome to the Hotel California.
Slow-ride, Take It...?
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Take it easy...
Now...
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Take it easy...
Now...
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@ShayP Shay, you have to finish the last posters line. which was mine.
He you go: Slow-Ride Take It...?
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@ShayP Shay, you have to finish the last posters line. which was mine.
He you go: Slow-Ride Take It...?
I did preface my post with 'take it easy'...anyway...
I'm in the mood, the rhythm is right... 8)
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I did preface my post with 'take it easy'...anyway...
I'm in the mood, the rhythm is right... 8)
+1!!!!
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+1!!!!
@Christmas Farm Penis This is no bull. I was coming back from the grocer this afternoon and Foghat was on. That song. I wanted to change it but didn't. Thought maybe Molly Hatchet would come on next. ;D I was in a classic rock mood. ;)
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@Christmas Farm Penis This is no bull. I was coming back from the grocer this afternoon and Foghat was on. That song. I wanted to change it but didn't. Thought maybe Molly Hatchet would come on next. ;D I was in a classic rock mood. ;)
@Bart Ell what's a Foghat?
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@Bart Ell what's a Foghat?
Wrong thread.
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Dammit @Bart Ell the ads want me to buy even more Native Instruments stuff.
And Toomerick.
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Dammit @Bart Ell the ads want me to buy even more Native Instruments stuff.
And Toomerick.
You can never have enough!
Their free stuff is great, too.
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I don't think we should be calling him Charly Manson because "Charly" sounds very folksy. Like an uncle.
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Self aggrandizing awe inspiring robe of virtue wearing Robin Ophelia is the size of a house now. So much for Hiiiiiiigh colonics and green drink ::)
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Tonight's Woo is going to be so great that I might feel moved to unbox early the Sybian I bought the wife for Christmas!
God bless us, everyone!! :D
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Bart, although it's been said - many times many ways. Merry Christmas my neighbor admitted to shitting his pants at his office party last night.
These are the conversations two guys can have while shoveling their driveways and drinking loaded Irish coffee's. :)
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Old Ladies are supposed to have bunions??? Huh. Guess I didn't get the memo. ;) ;D
(Never had a bunion in my life, and I'm too old to start now). ;D ;D ;D
Bunions are caused by shoes that are too tight.
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Bunions are caused by shoes that are too tight.
Sauté your b'onions in a lil EVOO and salted butter. Great addition to a Toecheeseburger. @ShayP
hahahahahahaha Cracked meself up I did!!!!
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Sauté your b'onions in a lil EVOO and salted butter. Great addition to a Toecheeseburger. @ShayP
hahahahahahaha Cracked meself up I did!!!!
And this is the first thing I read this morning. You dirty SOB. @KSM >:(
LOL!!! ;) ;D
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Bart, I have a new girl crush! I know I'm a decade late to the party but I'm really digging this chick!
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P.S. Be careful what you say, I'm pretty sure she could tie your skinny ass into a pretzel. ;)
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P.S. Be careful what you say, I'm pretty sure she could tie your skinny ass into a pretzel. ;)
I will not be fooled into making silly remarks about how I can break her into a million pieces.
I also have never been skinny but I have a feeling that I will be chubby in 5 or 10 years from now... if I am still around.
I can probably gain 30-40 pounds before it shows.
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Bart, I have a new girl crush! I know I'm a decade late to the party but I'm really digging this chick!
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P.S. Be careful what you say, I'm pretty sure she could tie your skinny ass into a pretzel. ;)
She’s no Zooey Deschanel.
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Bart, I have a new girl crush! I know I'm a decade late to the party but I'm really digging this chick!
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P.S. Be careful what you say, I'm pretty sure she could tie your skinny ass into a pretzel. ;)
She'd have a unibrow if not for the upkeep she must have to do on a daily basis.
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Hey, peanut gallery! Pipe down! This is Bart’s thread.
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Hey, peanut gallery! Pipe down! This is Bart’s thread.
Well if we look back to Genesis, page one post one we see that this is my thread.
Why am I peanut gallery? I love your avatar btw
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I will not be fooled into making silly remarks about how I can break her into a million pieces.
I also have never been skinny but I have a feeling that I will be chubby in 5 or 10 years from now... if I am still around.
I can probably gain 30-40 pounds before it shows.
Oh my. :( Optimistic Pessimist?
Bart this made me sad. May you live many years at a healthy weight :). Also, I hope your throat/voice is healed.
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A few days ago I had to quote a job. I was running late and in my haste when heading out of the house I reached for my hair tie stash.. I wasn't aware that my wife had a pink one mixed in with all my black ones.
……..accidentally wore a pink hair tie to a job site and still haven't heard back :-[ Fucking homophobes against straight guy. Big quote too :(
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A few days ago I had to quote a job. I was running late and in my haste when heading out of the house I reached for my hair tie stash.. I wasn't aware that my wife had a pink one mixed in with all my black ones.
……..accidentally wore a pink hair tie to a job site and still haven't heard back :-[ Fucking homophobes against straight guy. Big quote too :(
Like this one? ;D
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Like this one? ;D
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oh boy.
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A few days ago I had to quote a job. I was running late and in my haste when heading out of the house I reached for my hair tie stash.. I wasn't aware that my wife had a pink one mixed in with all my black ones.
……..accidentally wore a pink hair tie to a job site and still haven't heard back :-[ Fucking homophobes against straight guy. Big quote too :(
Maybe they thought you were a long haired hippie boy and they hate hippies?
Somehow that doesn't help, does it?
Bastards.
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Maybe they thought you were a long haired hippie boy and they hate hippies?
Somehow that doesn't help, does it?
Bastards.
He lives in Canada. As long as he wears socks with his sandals, he’ll fit right in.
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He lives in Canada. As long as he wears socks with his sandals, he’ll fit right in.
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I'm thinking more this- but with pink laces. ;)
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He lives in Canada. As long as he wears socks with his sandals, he’ll fit right in.
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As @Spookcat would say- A lot of choices were made here. *shaking head*
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As @Spookcat would say- A lot of choices were made here. *shaking head*
Oh dear god...
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Like this one? ;D
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Is that a supermodels anus? @ShayP
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Bart, I have a new girl crush! I know I'm a decade late to the party but I'm really digging this chick!
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P.S. Be careful what you say, I'm pretty sure she could tie your skinny ass into a pretzel. ;)
*shrug* I fucked her..
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Maybe they thought you were a long haired hippie boy and they hate hippies?
Somehow that doesn't help, does it?
Bastards.
Yeah! Screw them!
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I'm thinking more this- but with pink laces. ;)
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Sparkle!
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Is that a supermodels anus? @ShayP
@KSM No. It's Hello Kitty's. :D
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Sleep is proving elusive tonight. :-\
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Sleep is proving elusive tonight. :-\
@PolkaDot Fuck! I hear thee! Coffee too late in the day? Sugary foods? Like a week now and I'm waking up after three hours and laying there! "let's try sleeping on this side" 45 minutes later "Hmm fuck that, let's try laying on the other side" 30 minutes later "MotherfuckerShitBag let's try flat on the back" One hour later I'm downstairs watching Curb Your Enthusiasm - something I should try.
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@KSM No. It's Hello Kitty's. :D
No, it's hello stretched out bleached supermodel anus. @ShayP ;D
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@PolkaDot Fuck! I hear thee! Coffee too late in the day? Sugary foods? Like a week now and I'm waking up after three hours and laying there! "let's try sleeping on this side" 45 minutes later "Hmm fuck that, let's try laying on the other side" 30 minutes later "MotherfuckerShitBag let's try flat on the back" One hour later I'm downstairs watching Curb Your Enthusiasm - something I should try.
Yes, I was a very naughty girl with the sleep hygiene. I had late day coffee, and then drank wine after dinner, and had a dessert. I tossed and turned, read the news, milled about. Finally, at 3:00 AM I decided if I didn't get to sleep in the next 30 minutes I would just get up and start the day. Luckily, I finally fell asleep.
Sucks!!!
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No, it's hello stretched out bleached supermodel anus. @ShayP ;D
@KSM and @ShayP: You guys either really know your assholes or you have no idea what your talking about.
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@KSM and @ShayP: You guys either really know your assholes or you have no idea what your talking about.
@PolkaDot @KSM We happen to be Ass-trophysicists. :D
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@KSM and @ShayP: You guys either really know your assholes or you have no idea what your talking about.
Yes, we "know your assholes" <- that's a double right there ;)
Yes, I was a very naughty girl with the sleep hygiene. I had late day coffee, and then drank wine after dinner, and had a dessert. I tossed and turned, read the news, milled about. Finally, at 3:00 AM I decided if I didn't get to sleep in the next 30 minutes I would just get up and start the day. Luckily, I finally fell asleep.
Sucks!!!
I can relate. I once, long ago got up and took a nighttime cold capsule just to get drowsy. ::)
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@PolkaDot @KSM We happen to be Ass-trophysicists. :D
lol
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Confession: I don’t like black olives on pizza. I pick them off and put them in a small pile.
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Confession: I don’t like black olives on pizza. I pick them off and put them in a small pile.
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@Bluejay I'm torn on this one. I agree - to a degree. What then happens to the pile? When I pick them off I'll eat the pile. Are you saying the garbage can gets the olives?
We have that one guy here who says "Black Olives Matter"
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@PolkaDot @KSM We happen to be Ass-trophysicists. :D
Ass Trophy-ists?
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@Bluejay I'm torn on this one. I agree - to a degree. What then happens to the pile? When I pick them off I'll eat the pile. Are you saying the garbage can gets the olives?
We have that one guy here who says "Black Olives Matter"
Sometimes an olive aficionado may consume said pile. Sometimes it goes to compost. Sometimes it is destined for the landfill.
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I could see an Eff Marry Kill thread being a huge, flop! So I should start one!
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It’s just a little obvious that you’re having fun with all the news headlines.
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It’s just a little obvious that you’re having fun with all the news headlines.
A small palate cleanser between filthy animal courses!
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Just noticed the black blocks :D Now That looks like the trimmings of an Extreme moderator! I think I'm going to have to randomly select another member to moderate (extremely) over the weeked 8)
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Just noticed the black blocks :D Now That looks like the trimmings of an Extreme moderator! I think I'm going to have to randomly select another member to moderate (extremely) over the weeked 8)
I sent you a list of those requiring extreme moderation.
I expect a full report on my desk no later than Tuesday next!
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@KSM - ooooh, I have just a twinge of bock envy.
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@Bart Ell, you have outdone yourself with this sale.
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@Bart Ell, you have outdone yourself with this sale.
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Nobody can resist a second eye patch for free.
The Bart of The Deal.
#PirateAFriendForFree
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@KSM - ooooh, I have just a twinge of bock envy.
@PolkaDot Don't get any bright ideas hot stuff. Black blocks were my idea and then Sean thought that he'd wanted black blocks too! Now you with this? NO!
You people can try and come up with your own ideas and stop piggybacking off of my brilliance.
I'm going to a dinner now. When I get back you better not have..
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@PolkaDot Don't get any bright ideas hot stuff. Black blocks were my idea and then Sean thought that he'd wanted black blocks too! Now you with this? NO!
You people can try and come up with your own ideas and stop piggybacking off of my brilliance.
I'm going to a dinner now. When I get back you better not have..
I admit the black blocks look cool, but I love my purple blocks. 😊
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I'll just leave this here, St. Bart. ::)
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@PolkaDot Don't get any bright ideas hot stuff. Black blocks were my idea and then Sean thought that he'd wanted black blocks too! Now you with this? NO!
You people can try and come up with your own ideas and stop piggybacking off of my brilliance.
I'm going to a dinner now. When I get back you better not have..
@KSM I’m so sorry- I had no idea you’d get so upset! ;) I do like how many there are tho -
You know red’s more my color!
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@KSM I’m so sorry- I had no idea you’d get so upset! ;) I do like how many there are tho -
You know red’s more my color!
Now that you mention it a few (4) more Red blocks would look real gooood. I'll see what I can do!
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Now that you mention it a few (4) more Red blocks would look real gooood. I'll see what I can do!
I'll try and get around to it today but don't have a bird if I can't - today.
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@Bart Ell and @KSM Thanks for the new digs! How do I look?
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@Bart Ell and @KSM Thanks for the new digs! How do I look?
Immaculate!
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@Bart Ell and @KSM Thanks for the new digs! How do I look?
Sassy!
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Bart, you're a very bad boy. :(
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Bart, you're a very bad boy. :(
Hurtful
#BlameTigerLily
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Hurtful
#BlameTigerLily
I forgive you your transgressions @Bart Ell. ;)
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Hurtful
#BlameTigerLily
I will do my utmost to deserve the Blame heaped upon me
So ... About those lava lamps
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I will do my utmost to deserve the Blame heaped upon me
So ... About those lava lamps
You got them.
They just have a purple curtain in front of them.
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You got them.
They just have a purple curtain in front of them.
Hmm .. I see ... Nice effect. Now I feel special 😼 Thanks 🐱
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You got them.
Lava Lamps !!!
Merci mon cheri 💙💙💙💙💙💙
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# @Bart Ell Can Do Anything
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Lava Lamps !!!
Merci mon cheri 💙💙💙💙💙💙
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# @Bart Ell Can Do Anything
Spoilt you are
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Congradulations ::)
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Congradulations ::)
Calm down, I am still working on your pink scrunchies.
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Spoilt you are
Wonderful, isn't it? 🐱
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Hmm .. I see ... Nice effect. Now I feel special
It looks great!
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Calm down, I am still working on your pink scrunchies.
LOL!!!!
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@Bart Ell I am here to tell you that I hope that you have an awesome weekend.
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@Bart Ell I am here to tell you that I hope that you have an awesome weekend.
Right back at you sunshine!
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Don't let me donate my Karma anymore.
#justSayNo2KSM
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Don't let me donate my Karma anymore.
#justSayNo2KSM
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@KSM - ooooh, I have just a twinge of bock envy.
Is it making you …. moist?
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I forgive you your transgressions @Bart Ell. ;)
But what about the insertions?
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It looks great!
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Ever look at these pics and think, "I'd fuck her, and her, and her...."?
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indian giver
Negro.
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Is it making you …. moist?
Not yet, keep trying.
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But what about the insertions?
Are we girlfriends now? ::)
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Not yet, keep trying.
I always rub you the right way. We'll get there.
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Are we girlfriends now? ::)
I'm ready to scissor when you are.
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I'm ready to scissor when you are.
Oh come on, you can do better than that! Use a little imagination. ::)
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You two horndogs may want to start your own thread for this most thrilling back n forth you're having.. ::) this is TELL FUCKING BART SOMETHING. ANYTHING! Thread
This is NOT your sexual playground!! THIS IS MY THREAD!!! I'M HOPPING MAD DAMMIT!!
BAARRRT! @Bart Ell
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You two horndogs may want to start your own thread for this most thrilling back n forth you're having.. ::) this is TELL FUCKING BART SOMETHING. ANYTHING! Thread
This is NOT your sexual playground!! THIS IS MY THREAD!!! I'M HOPPING MAD DAMMIT!!
BAARRRT! @Bart Ell
EXCELLENT FAKE OUTRAGE!!
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EXCELLENT FAKE OUTRAGE!!
Annie, what exactly is 'hopping mad" I think I heard my gramma say stuff like that but not once did I ever see a pogo stick. Weird shit, man
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Annie, what exactly is 'hopping mad" I think I heard my gramma say stuff like that but not once did I ever see a pogo stick. Weird shit, man
"Hopping mad" apparently really does come from the idea that one would be angry enough to jump around.
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"Hopping mad" apparently really does come from the idea that one would be angry enough to jump around.
I was def envisioning hopping.
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You two horndogs may want to start your own thread for this most thrilling back n forth you're having.. ::) this is TELL FUCKING BART SOMETHING. ANYTHING! Thread
This is NOT your sexual playground!! THIS IS MY THREAD!!! I'M HOPPING MAD DAMMIT!!
BAARRRT! @Bart Ell
@KSM you are correct but also wrong. Correct="this is TELL FUCKING BART SOMETHING. ANYTHING!"
You are wrong about @paladin1991 and Dot. Paladin1991 is one funny guy. PolkaDot is innocent.
Now I am hopping mad, Mr Bart. And I know about HOPS.
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"Hopping mad" apparently really does come from the idea that one would be angry enough to jump around.
@anniem you are hopping correct.
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EXCELLENT FAKE OUTRAGE!!
Indeed.
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Annie, what exactly is 'hopping mad" I think I heard my gramma say stuff like that but not once did I ever see a pogo stick. Weird shit, man
Yeah but did you see the pogo?
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@KSM you are correct but also wrong. Correct="this is TELL FUCKING BART SOMETHING. ANYTHING!"
You are wrong about @paladin1991 and Dot. Paladin1991 is one funny guy. PolkaDot is innocent.
Now I am hopping mad, Mr Bart. And I know about HOPS.
Thank you @FISH . :)
The woman speaks the truth!
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You two horndogs may want to start your own thread for this most thrilling back n forth you're having.. ::) this is TELL FUCKING BART SOMETHING. ANYTHING! Thread
This is NOT your sexual playground!! THIS IS MY THREAD!!! I'M HOPPING MAD DAMMIT!!
BAARRRT! @Bart Ell
Okay. Bart, did you know that KSM is a whiney little bitch?
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Okay. Bart, did you know that KSM is a whiney little bitch?
Yeah. He wears pink skrunchies.
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Okay. Bart, did you know that KSM is a whiney little bitch?
Wrong thread for a question.
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Bart - Stay focused!
I know the bass and drum tracks for The Zoo are incredibly tedious but it gets somewhat interesting once the talk box comes into play.
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@KSM you are correct but also wrong. Correct="this is TELL FUCKING BART SOMETHING. ANYTHING!"
You are wrong about @paladin1991 and Dot. Paladin1991 is one funny guy. PolkaDot is innocent.
Now I am hopping mad, Mr Bart. And I know about HOPS.
@FISH
Dear Fish, by being unable to pick up on my "fake outrage" as Annie put it, the onus is on me to inform you that I was posting fake outrage. What the gay private and springboard hussy do is none of my concern. If I was put out by their drivel I could have deleted their posts. I didn't.
Bart - Stay focused!
I know the bass and drum tracks for The Zoo are incredibly tedious but it gets somewhat interesting once the talk box comes into play.
You really doing that huh, cool!
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@FISH
Dear Fish, by being unable to pick up on my "fake outrage" as Annie put it, the onus is on me to inform you that I was posting fake outrage. What the gay private and springboard hussy do is none of my concern. If I was put out by their drivel I could have deleted their posts. I didn't.
You really doing that huh, cool!
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Sorry, didn't see you there. :-[
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I really just wanted to keep this because it’s me and purple! 💜💜
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I really just wanted to keep this because it’s me and purple! 💜💜
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It is a PURPLE YOU.
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I really just wanted to keep this because it’s me and purple!
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This club.......don't exclude me cos I'm bouncy
hee hee hee
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This club.......don't exclude me cos I'm bouncy
hee hee hee
It's a BIG club...of TWO.
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I really just wanted to keep this because it’s me and purple! 💜💜
My remarkable attention to detail is highly underrated.
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It's a BIG club...of TWO.
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Woman down! Going to be stuck home in bed all weekend. Booo!!!!!
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Woman down! Going to be stuck home in bed all weekend. Booo!!!!!
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Are you upstairs in my bed? Sounds familiar. So you got the sickness huh.. @PolkaDot
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Woman down! Going to be stuck home in bed all weekend. Booo!!!!!
Mention pie again and I will use my powers to make it last all week
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Mention pie again and I will use my powers to make it last all week
Don't pick on the injured!!!
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Are you upstairs in my bed? Sounds familiar. So you got the sickness huh.. @PolkaDot
I'm upstairs in my bed. Injured. Minor body jack. >:(
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I'm upstairs in my bed. Injured. Minor body jack. >:(
Don't yell at me for having the body of a miner named, Jack? ???
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Don't yell at me for having the body of a miner named, Jack? ???
I think she means the body of a 6 year old boy named Jack.
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Mention pie again and I will use my powers to make it last all week
No pie for me for a few days :'( I'm gittin nuttin!!
@PolkaDot If you're talkin bout your back, Jack! Laying around is the worse thing you can do! What's the matter, sore bum glutes?
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Don't yell at me for having the body of a miner named, Jack? ???
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No pie for me for a few days :'( I'm gittin nuttin!!
@PolkaDot If you're talkin bout your back, Jack! Laying around is the worse thing you can do! What's the matter, sore bum glutes?
It's not too late to take up jogging.
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It's not too late to take up Logging.
Slinging around Canadian stereotypes are we. I guess while I'm Logging I'll get in a hockey fight while drinking beer, eating poutine and bathing in maple syrup!! Oh and MOOSEBEAVER too!!
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Slinging around Canadian stereotypes are we. That's offensive!
It's one of my talents.
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It's one of my talents.
Would you stop quoting while I'm editing!!! Fuck sakes!
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Would you stop quoting while I'm editing!!! Fuck sakes!
Is this the Canadian you?:
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Would you stop quoting while I'm editing!!! Fuck sakes!
told ya.
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Is this the Canadian you?:
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That guy's clearly a Coloradite! We sent him back!
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Woman down! Going to be stuck home in bed all weekend. Booo!!!!!
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What happened?
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What happened?
Ugg. It's something that happens from time to time to me. It's my bod's payback for me being a very bad girl long ago. Anyway, I thought I was going to be able to modify my workouts and work through it this time....and that turned out to be a bad idea. You know how it is when you just don't want to lose your momentum? Oh, well. Lesson (maybe) learned.
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It's my bod's payback for me being a very bad girl long ago.
Ah.
Butt stuff experimentation.
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Ah.
Butt stuff experimentation.
Ok, that made me laugh.
Butt no!
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Ok, that made me laugh.
Butt no!
Who's in charge of changing out your bedpan?
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Who's in charge of changing out your bedpan?
Thanks, @KSM that would be great. Would you mind making me a sandwich too? Wash your hands first.
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Thanks, @KSM that would be great. Would you mind making me a sandwich too? Wash your hands first.
LOLOL :D +1 keeping my distance :o I'll just toss the sandwich through the door.
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Ugg. It's something that happens from time to time to me. It's my bod's payback for me being a very bad girl long ago. Anyway, I thought I was going to be able to modify my workouts and work through it this time....and that turned out to be a bad idea. You know how it is when you just don't want to lose your momentum? Oh, well. Lesson (maybe) learned.
Feel better soon
Feel better soon
Feel better soon
Feel better now
Ok? ;D
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Feel better soon
Feel better soon
Feel better soon
Feel better now
Ok? ;D
Much better! Thank you @anniem !
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Much better! Thank you @anniem !
Get some farting done and that should relieve even more of the pressure. Hahahaha Thaaaat's funny!! ;D ;D ;D
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Get some farting done and that should relieve even more of the pressure. Hahahaha Thaaaat's funny!! ;D ;D ;D
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Ugg. It's something that happens from time to time to me. It's my bod's payback for me being a very bad girl long ago. Anyway, I thought I was going to be able to modify my workouts and work through it this time....and that turned out to be a bad idea. You know how it is when you just don't want to lose your momentum? Oh, well. Lesson (maybe) learned.
Hope you feel better soon, PD!
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I dunno... Might need to see more to make sure. ;)
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I dunno... Might need to see more to make sure. ;)
That’s the spirit! ;D
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It's a BIG club...of TWO.
It's a strip club.
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Woman going down! Going to be stuck home in bed all weekend. Boooyaa!!!!!
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Mention Hair pie again and I will use my powers to make it last all week
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Don't pick on the injured nympho!!! It's not a choice, it's a way of life!
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I'm upstairs in my bed. Injured. Minor friction burns on my body, jack. >:(
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Ugg. It's something that happens from time to time to me. It's my bod's payback for me being a very bad girl fun date a long time ago. Anyway, I thought I was going to be able to modify my workouts and work through it this time....and that turned out to be a bad idea. You know how it is when you just don't want to lose your momentum? Oh, well. Lesson (maybe) learned.
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Starting to feel like myself again! I got a pedicure to celebrate. :) Yay Thursday!
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Starting to feel like myself again! I got a pedicure to celebrate. :) Yay Thursday!
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That's good news, Dot. I'm happy for you.
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Starting to feel like myself again! I got a pedicure to celebrate. :) Yay Thursday!
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So they turned you into a cartoon?
'Good thing you didn't actually post a picture of your feet' ;) Thought I'd beat all the unoriginal self styled humorists to it ::)
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Starting to feel like myself again! I got a pedicure to celebrate. :) Yay Thursday!
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Glad you feel better. What color?
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Glad you feel better. What color?
@anniem Annie, Polka's a white girl. She's a cracker like you and I :-\
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@anniem Annie, Polka's a white girl. She's a cracker like you and I :-\
But which?
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I wanted to know what color toe polish she got. Glitter? Purple?
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But which?
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I wanted to know what color toe polish she got. Glitter? Purple?
I know you want to know about the nail polish color you silly goose ;) Deep Red. She's too classy to go blue or green or any of that hippy shit even though she lives in a hippy town.
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Glad you feel better. What color?
blue!
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I know you want to know about the nail polish color you silly goose ;) Deep Red. She's too classy to go blue or green or any of that hippy shit even though she lives in a hippy town.
May not know me after all....
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May not know me after all....
Nooo I thought we had a deal! I did mine in RED! >:(
Blue ??? That seems to be a thing these days. Seeing it a lot. Not I my house dammit!! She'll be out if she tries that!
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Nooo I thought we had a deal! I did mine in RED! >:(
Blue ??? That seems to be a thing these days. Seeing it a lot. Not I my house dammit!! She'll be out if she tries that!
And I'm sure you look lovely.
Lucky for us both then. I might feel bad later if I had to boot you out the door into a snowbank for being overly mouthy about something like nail color.
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And I'm sure you look lovely.
Lucky for us both then. I might feel bad later if I had to boot you out the door into a snowbank for being overly mouthy about something like nail color.
Here's how I would look at being booted out by you 8) Like I wouldn't of left on me own!
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Bart, isn't this a little harsh? I don't need to get my feelings hurt when I'm just lurking.
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Bart, isn't this a little harsh? I don't need to get my feelings hurt when I'm just lurking.
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Wrong thread for questions.
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Wrong thread for questions.
Kind of thought of it as a tellask.
I have a potentially really, really bad cold coming on. Not the corona kind mind you. There That was a full-on tell.
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I’m bored.
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I’m bored.
I have a horrible cold and am bored out of my skull. You wanna argue about something? Anything, your call :-\
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I have a horrible cold and am bored out of my skull. You wanna argue about something? Anything, your call :-\
Smoke a bowl, have a hot cocoa and brandy, and you'll feel right as rain. ;) :-*
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I have a horrible cold and am bored out of my skull. You wanna argue about something? Anything, your call :-\
I got nothing. Sigh
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I got nothing. Sigh
ok me too have a good night
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YoYoYo Bart it's our month! Gimme ma Bart Phone!
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YoYoYo Bart it's our month! Gimme ma Bart Phone!
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Eh Bart, I'm goin' in Hot! Comin' out even Hotter!
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I'm a bit miffed. Yesterday, I had to call in sick to work for the first time, and of the five I tried to contact to cover my shift, only one person got back and said they weren't able to. The other four just didn't reply at all... The manager ended up asking one person to stay late a couple of hours, and just worked with the people they had for the evening. Even though I tried to do what I was supposed to, I feel like I caused a lot of unnecessary trouble....
I'm glad I don't get sick often....
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I'm a bit miffed. Yesterday, I had to call in sick to work for the first time, and of the five I tried to contact to cover my shift, only one person got back and said they weren't able to. The other four just didn't reply at all... The manager ended up asking one person to stay late a couple of hours, and just worked with the people they had for the evening. Even though I tried to do what I was supposed to, I feel like I caused a lot of unnecessary trouble....
I'm glad I don't get sick often....
As you should be - Miffed! I assume your employer knows you tried to get your shift covered. And you said it yourself that you did what you were supposed to do, so how on Earth is it you feel like you've caused Any trouble - just by doing the right thing!? I would hire you just for feeling the way you do, even though it's insane ;) You're probably a great employee. Can you remotely quote a flooring plan based just on a PDF and then potentially barter with the potentially unreasonable bastard without loosing your cool? You're hired!! :)
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As you should be - Miffed! I assume your employer knows you tried to get your shift covered. And you said it yourself that you did what you were supposed to do, so how on Earth is it you feel like you've caused Any trouble - just by doing the right thing!? I would hire you just for feeling the way you do, even though it's insane ;) You're probably a great employee. Can you remotely quote a flooring plan based just on a PDF and then potentially barter with the potentially unreasonable bastard without loosing your cool? You're hired!! :)
Considering the employees I contacted were ones suggested by my manager, as they know everyone's schedules/availability, they do know I tried. Tried three different ways too- our employee app, texting and calling...
As for the flooring plan...I have zero experience on that one. Have you tried what the coding masters do and getting a rubber duck to yell at and possibly throw across the room?
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Have you tried what the coding masters do and getting a rubber duck to yell at and possibly throw across the room?
Nah, what I do is stand in the middle of the room peeing my pants and crying.
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Eh Bart, I'm goin' in Hot! Comin' out even Hotter!
You might wanna have that thing checked.
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I'm a bit miffed. Yesterday, I had to call in sick to work for the first time, and of the five I tried to contact to cover my shift, only one person got back and said they weren't able to. The other four just didn't reply at all... The manager ended up asking one person to stay late a couple of hours, and just worked with the people they had for the evening. Even though I tried to do what I was supposed to, I feel like I caused a lot of unnecessary trouble....
I'm glad I don't get sick often....
I am too and hope you are feeling better.
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Last week was such a great week.
I was sick. Didn't have to shave, shower, workout or even cook for myself. Stayed in my housecoat the entire week! Slept in every day too :) Things are back to normal now and I have stuff to do >:(
Oh snotty head and mucus filled lungs - where art though :'(
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Something.
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ニャー　
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I’m currently hiding from the in-laws that are visiting. Ssshhhh!
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Today is supposed to be a baking day....but not feeling motivated....
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Today is supposed to be a baking day....but not feeling motivated....
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What to bake?
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Today is supposed to be a baking day....
You promised that last time I could lick the bowl but before I got there you flushed! :-\
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What to bake?
Granola, Sandwich Bread, and Banana Bread. Nothing too crazy. @anniem you wanna come over and help? After reading the next post, I won't be inviting KSM :o
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Granola, Sandwich Bread, and Banana Bread. Nothing too crazy. @anniem you wanna come over and help?
I'd rather do that than PT.
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You promised that last time I could lick the bowl but before I got there you flushed! :-\
Oh Muh Gerd 🙀 You should be more selective about where you put that tongue
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I'd rather do that than PT.
PT makes you stronger! Also, scar tissue can be a bitch. Here, have a glass of wine.
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Granola, Sandwich Bread, and Banana Bread. Nothing too crazy. @anniem you wanna come over and help? After reading the next post, I won't be inviting KSM :o
I would join in on the discussion but my stomach is still flipping
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I would join in on the discussion but my stomach is still flipping
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I'd rather do that than PT.
Lol. Just do the easy ones, he he. If you want a modification, PM me or something because I think I know most common ones. Once modified, things go a lot better.
I wonder if you could bake from a box and just not tell anyone, lol.
Apple crisp can be motivating, although it's not bread. I don't pare apples; you can just cut off-center 4 times.
Would the baker like to try homemade polenta? It's super easy, and slices a bit like bread when done. Slices can be in stir fry or Italian meals. If you've got corn meal (grits), that's just about all it requires. It pretty much makes itself. It's so good (I think), that I deliberately make it bland and seasonless so that I won't eat too much. You can always add sauce/butter, or fry it later anyway.
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You promised that last time I could lick the bowl but before I got there you flushed! :-\
Um.....EW
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PT makes you stronger! Also, scar tissue can be a bitch. Here, have a glass of wine.
It really does help. They are working on the scars. You know, I haven't had wine since early Jan. One of the surgeries was to stabilize my ankle. I don't want to destabilize myself in any way until the healing is complete.
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Lol. Just do the easy ones, he he. If you want a modification, PM me or something because I think I know most common ones. Once modified, things go a lot better.
Thanks! I'm doing ok with the at home stuff. The therapists work on stretching things which can be uncomfortable. It is hot there. Eh, what can I do except what they've said until I'm all better.
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Thanks! I'm doing ok with the at home stuff. The therapists work on stretching things which can be uncomfortable. It is hot there. Eh, what can I do except what they've said until I'm all better.
I used to work next to a PT clinic. They had a sign on the wall that said something to the effect, "Please complain often and loudly. That lets us I know we are doing our job. And that makes us happy"
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Granola, Sandwich Bread, and Banana Bread. Nothing too crazy. @anniem you wanna come over and help? After reading the next post, I won't be inviting KSM :o
Um, I'm on your lawn which is in horrible shape BTW. What a mess! Didn't winterize, did you. shame
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Lol. Just do the easy ones, he he. If you want a modification, PM me or something because I think I know most common ones. Once modified, things go a lot better.
I wonder if you could bake from a box and just not tell anyone, lol.
Apple crisp can be motivating, although it's not bread. I don't pare apples; you can just cut off-center 4 times.
Would the baker like to try homemade polenta? It's super easy, and slices a bit like bread when done. Slices can be in stir fry or Italian meals. If you've got corn meal (grits), that's just about all it requires. It pretty much makes itself. It's so good (I think), that I deliberately make it bland and seasonless so that I won't eat too much. You can always add sauce/butter, or fry it later anyway.
No to the box. But yes to polenta. My husband isn’t a big fan so I don’t make it often. But he LOVES grits which could easily gag a maggot IMHO. So it’s a truce.
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Um.....EW
Deplorable, isn’t it?
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It really does help. They are working on the scars. You know, I haven't had wine since early Jan. One of the surgeries was to stabilize my ankle. I don't want to destabilize myself in any way until the healing is complete.
Oh, whew 😅 cuz I accidentally drank your glass too.
I’m glad you’re on to the next stage!
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Deplorable, isn’t it?
We HAVE to help. Something has possessed our dear sweet KSM.
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Um, I'm on your lawn which is in horrible shape BTW. What a mess! Didn't winterize, did you. shame
I always winterize, so you must be next door. Go ahead and nock, Dameon will be very happy to see you.
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We HAVE to help. Something has possessed our dear sweet KSM.
Ummm, yaaaa. So I either got the ass end of our split KSM in half deal or we’re talking about two separate people.
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Ummm, yaaaa. So I either got the ass end of our split KSM in half deal or we’re talking about two separate people.
Shhh bout that. Just say it loudly and proudly with conviction and it will be so.
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I always winterize, so you must be next door. Go ahead and nock, Dameon will be very happy to see you.
We'll watch Paw Patrol!!
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Shhh bout that. Just say it loudly and proudly with conviction and it will be so.
KSM’s such a WONDE....
Ug. Ok.
KSM’s sooo NI.....
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KSM is the SWEETES....
Ya. No. I can’t.
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We'll watch Paw Patrol!!
Did you bring Whiskey?
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Did you bring Whiskey?
Not for PP (that's Paw Patrol) for those of us in the know.
KSM’s such a WONDE....
Ug. Ok.
KSM’s sooo NI.....
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KSM is the SWEETES....
Ya. No. I can’t.
I accept! Graciously, as I fall down the stairs.
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https://twitter.com/bart_ell/status/1229972318425960448
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https://twitter.com/bart_ell/status/1229972318425960448
Well, time to cut ma' dick off. Thanks buddy.
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https://twitter.com/bart_ell/status/1229972318425960448
Thank god. I was worried about your decision making capabilities for a minute.
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Thank god. I was worried about your decision making capabilities for a minute.
Give me some credit.
There is no way I would record audio only!
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No to the box. But yes to polenta. My husband isn’t a big fan so I don’t make it often. But he LOVES grits which could easily gag a maggot IMHO. So it’s a truce.
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No to the box. But yes to polenta. My husband isn’t a big fan so I don’t make it often. But he LOVES grits which could easily gag a maggot IMHO. So it’s a truce.
Put some Hatch green chilies in his grits. Really turns them into a special dish.
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Put some Hatch green chilies in his grits. Really turns them into a special dish.
Hmmm that sounds good!
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Put some Hatch green chilies in his grits. Really turns them into a special dish.
The man eats chilies in everything. It’s borderline obsessive. Also, I don’t do grits so no, I won’t be providing that service. 8)
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Hmmm that sounds good!
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The man eats chilies in everything. It’s borderline obsessive. Also, I don’t do grits so no, I won’t be providing that service. 8)
What is a grit?
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This is good to know.
What is a grit?
A grain of corn meal, softened if course.
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This is good to know.
A grain of corn meal, softened if course.
Thank you!
Do you like them?
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Thank you!
Do you like them?
As much as we like The Bart.
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As much as we like The Bart.
if he gets to be "The Bart" then I get to be "The Wonderful kSM"
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Bart, I need you to unlock the Art voting thread so I can say something. The limited modicum of power I have been afforded fails me once again. C'mon dammit, turn me loose!
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Bart, I need you to unlock the Art voting thread so I can say something. The limited modicum of power I have been afforded fails me once again. C'mon dammit, turn me loose!
I heard voting starts next week.
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By the way, the #1 is only because George Noory doesn't post here. The playing field is set at sea level right now - I'm just saying.
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By the way, the #1 is only because George Noory doesn't post here. The playing field is set at sea level right now - I'm just saying.
But I'm KSM!
I heard voting starts next week.
But My Votes are a already in and they're the only ones that matter. It's like can we just cut the bullshit already.. lulz The whole thing is racist against Canadian farmboys and the lawns and vaginas they tend to. Tend too? TWO!
Would you like some pork loin with some Herb dip? Like who fuckin' names a baby, Herb!!!?? LMAO Man that's funny stuff right there.. You're all a buncha shitbarns gadnight eye don't care what cha'll thank
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But I'm KSM!
But My Votes are a already in and they're the only ones that matter. It's like can we just cut the bullshit already.. lulz The whole thing is racist against Canadian farmboys and the lawns and vaginas they tend to. Tend too? TWO!
Would you like some pork loin with some Herb dip? Like who fuckin' names a baby, Herb!!!?? LMAO Man that's funny stuff right there.. You're all a buncha shitbarns gadnight eye don't care what cha thank
I just popped in to see how things are going. My goodness. You sure got yer butt-cheeks in a bunch. I don't know what's goin' on, but I hope you feel better tomorrow.
You Rock, Man. +1 ;) :-*
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I just popped in to see how things are going. My goodness. You sure got yer butt-cheeks in a bunch. I don't know what's goin' on, but I hope you feel better tomorrow.
You Rock, Man. +1 ;) :-*
In a group of ordinary members (not the owner), KSM is #1. When grading on a curve. Canada has nothing to do with it. The MV Sucks thread grew. Good night.
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I once wore mismatched socks to a job interview.
Remember that? When was that because these days I don't think that would make any difference.
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Remember that? When was that because these days I don't think that would make any difference.
1990. Hazard of living in a dark basement. Kind of like your Oscar from Sesame Street! I bet his socks don't match either.
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In the Beginning it was WTF? It's Bellgab
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Evolution gave us. WTF? Now it's Ellgab
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Now we're WTF? Feh :(
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Now we're WTF? Feh :(
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Next step - sell the naming rights by month!
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TanyaGab
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TanyaGab
$100 Amazon Gift card for 1 week naming rights!
#TheBartIsForSale
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$100 Amazon Gift card for 1 week naming rights!
#TheBartIsForSale
I suggest For Lease. Better profit margin and you can charge extra for wear and tear
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you can charge extra for wear and tear
That's what I imagine divorce being like.
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$100 Amazon Gift card for 1 week naming rights!
#TheBartIsForSale
Are you going to mail a physical gift card?
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Are you going to mail a physical gift card?
I will give you a physical for free, sailor!
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Pretty sure Bill ain't gonna wave at me tonight with this name. No plus ones for big boi. :( :'(
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Pretty sure Bill ain't gonna wave at me tonight with this name. No plus ones for big boi. :( :'(
His waves are gender neutral. You're not going to get away that easy
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Man, Carmolina isn't even a real name! And if it is or was or is all the hers of the world should be shot dead and hung by the neck until deader!
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I only have so many white tank tops. If you keep changing the forum name I will just paint it on my chest
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I only have so many white tank tops. If you keep changing the forum name I will just paint it on my chest
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Well, she, doesn't appear to have a "chest"
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Well, she, doesn't appear to have a "chest"
I'm well aware of that. If the name gets any longer I will have to ditch the model and wear the shirt myself
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I'm well aware of that. If the name gets any longer I will have to ditch the model and wear the shirt myself
In that case you can make me breakfast while you're at it!
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In that case you can make me breakfast while you're at it!
But don’t cook bacon without a shirt
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ElleGab :) :) :). Keep that one >:(
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Showed up to work as AnusFace today. Nobody treated me any different. Well isn't that somewhat telling..
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Nobody treated me any different
I'm guessing, sixth grade?
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All right, I've been procrastinating all morning. I admit it! >:(
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All right, I've been procrastinating all morning. I admit it! >:(
Ok I'll bite! what is it that you're putting off? breakfast? what!
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Bart, if I build my wife a new walk-in closet for her numerous pairs of shoes and purses I'll have to take down load bearing walls thus creating a grand collapse where I shall surely perish leaving her to collect a great deal of moneys. Work begins late march. take care
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All right, I've been procastrating all morning. I admit it! >:(
Oh my God! Procastrating in the morning. Take them off of KSM first!!!
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Oh my God! Procastrating in the morning. Take them off of KSM first!!!
Chimp! You know it's all in the cutting age...too young and they don't muscle up. Too old and.....
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The double oak 12 $52. is better than the 18 of a different brand that goes for slightly over $355. US.
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Yo Bart,
you said the Art Bell voting would open this week. Just so ya know, Sweetmeat :-* It's Next Week now!!
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I think I just figured out who Anniem is! With a banjo on her knee. Wow. What a fun realization.
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I think I just figured out who Anniem is! With a banjo on her knee. Wow. What a fun realization.
That’s not a banjo. It’s a halo. And that’s her head, not her knee.
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That’s not a banjo. It’s a halo. And that’s her head, not her knee.
You are right. I was just harkening back to an old song, with some lyrics she might find familiar...
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That’s not a banjo. It’s a halo. And that’s her head, not her knee.
Wouldn't that be a fun knee?
Get it? Fun knee!
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I think I just figured out who Anniem is! With a banjo on her knee. Wow. What a fun realization.
Susanna? No...
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Wouldn't that be a fun knee?
Get it? Fun knee!
What rhymes with patella?
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What rhymes with patella?
A fellah
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What rhymes with patella?
Umbrella
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What rhymes with patella?
Rubella
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Rubella
B ella C ielo' D ... F ellah G ... H ellah J ello' . Just say the alphabet and at each consonant, stop to add ella... buh cuh duh fuh guh huh juh kuh luh muh nuh puh quh ruh suh tuh vuh wuh xuh yuh zuh. It doesn't result in comprehensive answers, but usually you get plenty to start with. I can say the alphabet backwards, lol.
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Susanna? No...
Didn't Susanna come from Alabama?
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FART SMELLAH
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Didn't Susanna come from Alabama?
She did. I don't. Do you?
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Rubella
Nutella
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Nutella? I heard Nutella...
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Nutella? I heard Nutella...
Discovered it when I was six while in California visiting Mickey the Mouse and Goofy and all those queers. It was delicious
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Time for a "Tell"
Bart, my better half came home with a large amount of these breakfast sausages I love from a local butcher. I distribute the links into four standard Ziplock bags for freezing. I did all this on Sunday and put them.. I can't find them. Two freezers and the fridge freezer and nothing! Can't find them.
I am now searching the pantry and other room temperature places. I once placed a salmon in the spare room dresser drawer. I got it mixed in with my clothes or something.
I hope I didn't throw them in the trash bin.
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Time for a "Tell"
Bart, my better half came home with a large amount of these breakfast sausages I love from a local butcher. I distribute the links into four standard Ziplock bags for freezing. I did all this on Sunday and put them.. I can't find them. Two freezers and the fridge freezer and nothing! Can't find them.
I am now searching the pantry and other room temperature places. I once placed a salmon in the spare room dresser drawer. I got it mixed in with my clothes or something.
I hope I didn't throw them in the trash bin.
Thoughts and prayers during this trying time.
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Thoughts and prayers during this trying time.
Cadillac problem. Send money, lol.
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She did. I don't. Do you?
Know I am out west. So you're not the infamous, uh... ?
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Know I am out west. So you're not the infamous, uh... ?
Nope. Just...out west too.
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Time for a "Tell"
Bart, my better half came home with a large amount of these breakfast sausages I love from a local butcher. I distribute the links into four standard Ziplock bags for freezing. I did all this on Sunday and put them.. I can't find them. Two freezers and the fridge freezer and nothing! Can't find them.
I am now searching the pantry and other room temperature places. I once placed a salmon in the spare room dresser drawer. I got it mixed in with my clothes or something.
I hope I didn't throw them in the trash bin.
@KSM32 Have you found them yet? Have you interrogated Vera?
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@KSM32 Have you found them yet? Have you interrogated Vera?
Oh sure, blame the dog!
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@KSM32 Have you found them yet? Have you interrogated Vera?
@Spookcat
No, and I have yet to look in the trash bins but tomorrow is garbage day so I'll have to wheel them out later and I'll no doubt look inside. Either way it's all bad and Vera seems to be turning a blind eye to the whole thing so... hmmm.
BTW Good for you on the job situation. Liberating yourself - you deserve better (I'm assuming) See that really cold pint of beer on the lil red table in my current avatar? I poured that for you. Even though it appears that I already took a drink.. :-[ sorry, but you were taking forever and I couldn't resist.
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@Spookcat
No, and I have yet to look in the trash bins but tomorrow is garbage day so I'll have to wheel them out later and I'll no doubt look inside. Either way it's all bad and Vera seems to be turning a blind eye to the whole thing so... hmmm.
They went well with eggs and bananas...I mean they would go well with eggs and bananas...burp!
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One of my crew has suddenly started saying things like "that's a big 10-4 good buddy" when replying to me from down the hall last week. He's 34 years old :o who starts adding the worst of the lexicon at 34? like he saw Smokey and the fucking Bandit all the sudden :o Seriously fucked up.
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One of my crew has suddenly started saying things like "that's a big 10-4 good buddy" when replying to me from down the hall last week. He's 34 years old :o who starts adding the worst of the lexicon at 34? like he saw Smokey and the fucking Bandit all the sudden :o Seriously fucked up.
What’s your 20?
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Keep the shiny side up and the dirty side down. Threes and eights.
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What’s your 20?
LOL Hey Ace!
Keep the shiny side up and the dirty side down. Threes and eights.
OOooh been awhile since I've heard that but I'll bet he's got it in there somewhere just waiting to come out.
I'm taking them all out tonight and I'll be bringing this up for sure. I'll bet he refers to a female server as "Sport" "eh sport, for pet's sake what's the ravioli tonight?"
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LOL Hey Ace!
OOooh been awhile since I've heard that but I'll bet he's got it in there somewhere just waiting to come out.
I'm taking them all out tonight and I'll be bringing this up for sure. I'll bet he refers to a female server as "Sport" "eh sport, for pet's sake what's the ravioli tonight?"
What’s he do when you tell him to put the hammer down?
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What’s your 20?
Keep the shiny side up and the dirty side down. Threes and eights.
LOL Hey Ace!
:D
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Nope. Just...out west too.
That's great. Weather went warm then that long cold snap. I didn't expect it and was in the middle of moving, did not pack handy warm clothes and then the landlord didn't heat much so I got sick for about a month. Finally unpacked the warm stuff and weather's getting better. Oh to be 25 again!
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That's great. Weather went warm then that long cold snap. I didn't expect it and was in the middle of moving, did not pack handy warm clothes and then the landlord didn't heat much so I got sick for about a month. Finally unpacked the warm stuff and weather's getting better. Oh to be 25 again!
Indeed warm already. Boo on getting sick, hope you are all better. I don't want to be 25, I want to retire. ;D
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One of my crew has suddenly started saying things like "that's a big 10-4 good buddy" when replying to me from down the hall last week. He's 34 years old :o who starts adding the worst of the lexicon at 34? like he saw Smokey and the fucking Bandit all the sudden :o Seriously fucked up.
86 KSM 86 KSM 86 KSM
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86 KSM 86 KSM 86 KSM
I admit it. I have no idea what that is supposed to mean.
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I admit it. I have no idea what that is supposed to mean.
Typewriters, overtyping to block out errors. Typing of the the digits 86 over a word would cover almost any previously typed word. Anything blotted out was "86'd".
But other say it means "80 miles out and 6 feet under". But I prefer the less violent version..."He has been 86'd from this establishment."
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86 KSM 86 KSM 86 KSM
86 is bar/restaurant slang.
“86 that chump at the end of the bar.â€
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: Tell
Bart @Chimp Covfefe Anything.
Breaking news.
https://twitter.com/dailystar/status/1235944727092105216
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86 is bar/restaurant slang.
“86 that chump at the end of the bar.â€
“The guy wearing the sofa cushions.â€
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Typewriters, overtyping to block out errors. Typing of the the digits 86 over a word would cover almost any previously typed word. Anything blotted out was "86'd".
But other say it means "80 miles out and 6 feet under". But I prefer the less violent version..."He has been 86'd from this establishment."
86 is the number of cans of pork n beans one would have to buy in order the have the equivalent of one1 pork chop.
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Bart, I'm ovulating. What are you doing tomorrow, say.. 3ish? :-*
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Bart, I'm ovulating. What are you doing tomorrow, say.. 3ish? :-*
that explains a few things
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that explains a few things
That he's going to lay an egg? It leaves more questions than answers. ::)
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That he's going to lay an egg? It leaves more questions than answers. ::)
WRONG FUCKING THREAD FOR QUESTIONS!
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WRONG FUCKING THREAD FOR QUESTIONS!
It's a shame that YOU have to TELL them that! I've moderated the both of them from asshole to breakfast and they still won't listen!
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It's a shame that YOU have to TELL them that! I've moderated the both of them from asshole to breakfast and they still won't listen!
KSM you'll feel better when you finally lay that vibrating egg. They aren't manufactured for men!
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KSM you'll feel better when you finally lay that vibrating egg. They aren't manufactured for men!
The Tell another member anything can be found in the Random Topics category. One can also "Ask" another member ANYTHING as well :) It's a beautiful thing - just like you. Have you been hugged today? C'mere, seriously, come here let me hug you.
Therrrre therrre.. doesn't that feel good :) ~Biiig Huuuug~ Oops, I remind you to keep your hands above my waist. I know I'm like a gravy boat of a man so the temptation for you women is high to be all 'grabby' n what not but you must show some self control, lest I terminate the hug and report you to me.
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The Tell another member anything can be found in the Random Topics category. One can also "Ask" another member ANYTHING as well :) It's a beautiful thing - just like you. Have you been hugged today? C'mere, seriously, come here let me hug you.
Therrrre therrre.. doesn't that feel good :) ~Biiig Huuuug~ Oops, I remind you to keep your hands above my waist. I know I'm like a gravy boat of a man so the temptation for you women is high to be all 'grabby' n what not but you must show some self control, lest I terminate the hug and report you to me.
I've never had a vibrating hug before.
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This exists:
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This exists:
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So does cancer.
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I don't leave my house :o 8) 8) 8) 8)
Sounds like she knew what was going to happen in Spring 2020. ::)
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I like cats. I like strawberries. Not sure if I would like those 2 things together.
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Sounds like she knew what was going to happen in Spring 2020. ::)
There goes the disability check for a lot of agoraphobics, lol. Agoraphobia? It's not a disease; it's an adventure...
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Sounds like she knew what was going to happen in Spring 2020. ::)
Sounds like she knew she was still going to be mentally ill in Spring 2020.
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BEWARE THE IDES OF MARCH!!please
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BEWARE THE IDES OF MARCH!!please
tell that to the covid
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ELLGAB IS NOW ONLY A URINATOR FRIENDLY SITE! IF YOU'RE A DEFICATOR THIS IS NOT THE PLACE FOR YOU - JUST GO TO THE OTHER PLACE!
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tell that to the covid
Yeah... Just about everything has shut down here. It's strange to see.
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Yeah... Just about everything has shut down here. It's strange to see.
Here too. It will help.
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Yeah... Just about everything has shut down here. It's strange to see.
Only way we'll learn.
Yeah it's right out of a movie. A dark comedy from my front steps. I have an axe.
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ELLGAB IS NOW ONLY A URINATOR FRIENDLY SITE! IF YOU'RE A DEFICATOR THIS IS NOT THE PLACE FOR YOU - JUST GO TO THE OTHER PLACE!
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Yeah... Just about everything has shut down here. It's strange to see.
Life getting tough in New Italy?
THAT'S RIGHT, I RENAMED YOUR COUNTRY!
#NEWITALY
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ELLGAB IS NOW ONLY A URINATOR FRIENDLY SITE! IF YOU'RE A DEFICATOR THIS IS NOT THE PLACE FOR YOU - JUST GO TO THE OTHER PLACE!
Works for me, I only throw my poo
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Life getting tough in New Italy?
THAT'S RIGHT, I RENAMED YOUR COUNTRY!
#NEWITALY
A tiny bit. BUT, I left my job last week, so at least I'm not struggling to figure out what's going on in that aspect.
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A tiny bit. BUT, I left my job last week, so at least I'm not struggling to figure out what's going on in that aspect.
Well that is some good news coming out of New Italy!
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Bart, It's not unusual for 20,000 Italians to die of ordinary flu annually.
https://www.ijidonline.com/article/S1201-9712(19)30328-5/fulltext
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Bart, It's not unusual for 20,000 Italians to die of ordinary flu annually.
https://www.ijidonline.com/article/S1201-9712(19)30328-5/fulltext
2 million will die from #WooFloo in New Italy this year!
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Bart, It's not unusual for 20,000 Italians to die of ordinary flu annually.
https://www.ijidonline.com/article/S1201-9712(19)30328-5/fulltext
Sofia, we should have a covid picnic :) Be sure and pack enough of it for everybody, I'll bring a Hibachi. Mmmm coooooviiiid
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Sofia, we should have a covid picnic :) Be sure and pack enough of it for everybody, I'll bring a Hibachi. Mmmm coooooviiiid
Frisbees, horseshoes, a couple dozen tiki torches, some lawn chairs and we’re all set.
Too bad they outlawed lawn darts.
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Frisbees, horseshoes, a couple dozen tiki torches, some lawn chairs and we’re all set.
Too bad they outlawed lawn darts.
When I was nine a lawn dart went straight into my right ear and fucked up my brain. Now every time my wife starts up the microwave I piss my pants and forget who I am for a half hour or so. ;D
That didn't happen but that last part is just too funny. ;D :D :)
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When I was nine a lawn dart went straight into my right ear and fucked up my brain. Now every time my wife starts up the microwave I piss my pants and forget who I am for a half hour or so. ;D
That didn't happen but that last part is just too funny. ;D :D :)
I had a similar experience when trying to teach my son how to fish when he was 4. I rigged up his snoopy rod with a bullet shaped worm weight to let him practice casting. A few minutes later I was on the ground writhing in pain with no knowledge what had happened. His 3rd or 4th cast wound up shooting that weight precisely into my left ear canal.
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I had a similar experience when trying to teach my son how to fish when he was 4. I rigged up his snoopy rod with a bullet shaped worm weight to let him practice casting. A few minutes later I was on the ground writhing in pain with no knowledge what had happened. His 3rd or 4th cast wound up shooting that weight precisely into my left ear canal.
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SAY WHAAAAHH??? That, is fucked up! I take my joke back and go to the gym. 8)
Snoopy rods - I remember those :)
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Sofia, we should have a covid picnic :) Be sure and pack enough of it for everybody, I'll bring a Hibachi. Mmmm coooooviiiid
Oh I want to picnic! Can we play badminton?
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Frisbees, horseshoes, a couple dozen tiki torches, some lawn chairs and we’re all set.
Too bad they outlawed lawn darts.
There's always ebay.
https://www.ebay.com/itm/VINTAGE-REGENT-JARTS-LAWN-DARTS-w-Original-BOX/254547219514?hash=item3b4432543a:g:DRsAAOSw3kFedjhX
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When I was nine a lawn dart went straight into my right ear and fucked up my brain. Now every time my wife starts up the microwave I piss my pants and forget who I am for a half hour or so. ;D
That didn't happen but that last part is just too funny. ;D :D :)
LOL!
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LOL!
YOU'RE RIGHT!!!
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I've been using sex as a weapon but apparently my aim is rather poor :-[
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I had a similar experience when trying to teach my son how to fish when he was 4. I rigged up his snoopy rod with a bullet shaped worm weight to let him practice casting. A few minutes later I was on the ground writhing in pain with no knowledge what had happened. His 3rd or 4th cast wound up shooting that weight precisely into my left ear canal.
That explains a few things, snicker.
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2 million will die from #WooFloo in New Italy this year!
Oh no!
Sofia, we should have a covid picnic :) Be sure and pack enough of it for everybody, I'll bring a Hibachi. Mmmm coooooviiiid
Frisbees, horseshoes, a couple dozen tiki torches, some lawn chairs and we’re all set.
Too bad they outlawed lawn darts.
At least you won't end up with one stuck in your ear!
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Hmm I checked the HOF and I'm still not showing in there, the hall of. Hmm must be a glitch or something :D
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covid
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covid
Still cracks me up.
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I don't mind stealing bread, from the mouth of decadence.
I'm fuckin' hungraaay
Let's order a pizzaaaaa
With extra anchovieeeiiiss.
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I don't mind stealing bread, from the mouth of decadence.
I'm fuckin' hungraaay
Let's order a pizzaaaaa
With extra anchovieeeiiiss.
Bada Bing!
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Hey Bart!
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Hey Bart!
That coz o the paladin fella? He smells like Vaseline :-\
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That coz o the paladin fella? He smells like Vaseline :-\
JayGAb, my favorite B-Cat.
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Hey Bart!
Brown nose suckass.
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Brown nose suckass.
Completely ruins my new AV. Ya uncanny bad timing muthafucka!
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I got my first dandelion bouquet of the year today! :)
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I got my first dandelion bouquet of the year today! :)
@PolkaDot
Picture! C'mon ya' lazy!
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@PolkaDot
Picture! C'mon ya' lazy!
It's a dandelion, seen one seen 'em all.
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It's a dandelion, seen one seen 'em all.
You're thinking of Asian dandelions!
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You're thinking of Asian dandelions!
I am thinking the 65 year old tiny Italian man I pay to mow the lawn is not going to be showing up this month and I am going to have to spray those illegal weed killing chemicals myself.
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It's a dandelion, seen one seen 'em all.
I'm sure Vara eats them
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I am thinking the 65 year old tiny Italian man I pay to mow the lawn is not going to be showing up this month and I am going to have to spray those illegal weed killing chemicals myself.
You'll take that much more pride in your grass. You realize that YOU are Telling ME in the Tell thread? ..I'm a little uncomfortable, this is awkward.
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You'll take that much more pride in your grass. You realize that YOU are Telling ME in the Tell thread? ..I'm a little uncomfortable, this is awkward.
I was thinking and not telling.
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I'm sure Vara eats them
If he has the upper body strength to climb the stem to get to the flower.
HE TINY!
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@PolkaDot
Picture! C'mon ya' lazy!
Oh, there will be more (I hope). When do little boys stop giving their Moms flowers?
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I was thinking and not telling.
But I made you think it.
Tell KSM Anything
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Oh, there will be more (I hope). When do little boys stop giving their Moms flowers?
That's adorable! it is.
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Oh, there will be more (I hope). When do little boys stop giving their Moms flowers?
WRONG THREAD!
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That's adorable! it is.
I am disappointed that you did not extremely moderate her for her ask.
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WRONG THREAD!
Cold hearted Bart!
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I am disappointed that you did not extremely moderate her for her ask.
I've moderated three times in the last four days and had to get up at 6am all week. I'll get to her over the weekend. She ain't goin' nowhere.
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I've moderated three times in the last four days and had to get up at 6am all week. I'll get to her over the weekend. She ain't goin' nowhere.
Old man excuses!
Looks like I am gonna have to put @JayGab back on moderating duties.
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Old man excuses!
Looks like I am gonna have to put @JayGab back on moderating duties.
Jesus! No! Not that dick. I’ll be good. :(
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We gots a problems?
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Dandelions feed the bees.
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Dandelions feed the bees.
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We gots a problems?
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@Bart Ell
I'll write/type you a public Traction tomorrow. It's fine. ::)
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@Bart Ell
I'll write/type you a public Traction tomorrow. It's fine. ::)
I DEMAND A FULL TRACTION!
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I DEMAND A FULL TRACTION!
I'll just do it now so I can get some semblance of sleep tonight. Ugh
Not two months ago I was being interviewed by an online E-Ragazine where I told a twisted tale about how when I was seven and living on the same street as one childhood Bart that his/Bart's standard poodle bit me - bit my left testicle. I went on to say that because of the "dog---bite" that the dog was eventually put down after a lengthy trial in the Canadian Supreme Court. Truth is: Bart's dog (Blanche) did NOT bite my left testicle. In fact the poodle (that never even existed) did NOT bite me at all!
I was a seven year old liar and I was a complete liar during said interview that is now live on the interwebs. Bart's dog (Linda) DID however attempt to bite my left testicle. Linda would later be put down for biting Bart's left testicle while shopping for a speedboat.
I swear these words are true - that we pled our allegiance to - The Black Widow. 8)
Hi Linda :'(
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I'll just do it now so I can get some semblance of sleep tonight. Ugh
Not two months ago I was being interviewed by an online E-Ragazine where I told a twisted tale about how when I was seven and living on the same street as one childhood Bart that his/Bart's standard poodle bit me - bit my left testicle. I went on to say that because of the "dog---bite" that the dog was eventually put down after a lengthy trial in the Canadian Supreme Court. Truth is: Bart's dog (Blanche) did NOT bite my left testicle. In fact the poodle (that never even existed) did NOT bite me at all!
I was a seven year old liar and I was a complete liar during said interview that is now live on the interwebs. Bart's dog (Linda) DID however attempt to bite my left testicle. Linda would later be put down for biting Bart's left testicle while shopping for a speedboat.
I swear these words are true - that we pled our allegiance to - The Black Widow. 8)
Hi Linda :'(
Did the dog manage to buy a nice speedboat? ;D ;D
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Did the dog manage to buy a nice speedboat? ;D ;D
Annie, that's not helping Traction. You know about the "Traction" right?
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Annie, that's not helping Traction. You know about the "Traction" right?
I do not!
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I do not!
Spend eight minutes and you'll demand a "Traction" from me for wasting your time. Retraction @anniem
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Spend eight minutes and you'll demand a "Traction" from me for wasting your time. Retraction @anniem
Ok, that is good.
Thanks!
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Today my #clickacy is rampant strangeness...
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Today my #clickacy is rampant strangeness...
Of what sort? Mine isn't showing!!! I CANNOT CLICKACY!!!
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I'll just do it now so I can get some semblance of sleep tonight. Ugh
Not two months ago I was being interviewed by an online E-Ragazine where I told a twisted tale about how when I was seven and living on the same street as one childhood Bart that his/Bart's standard poodle bit me - bit my left testicle. I went on to say that because of the "dog---bite" that the dog was eventually put down after a lengthy trial in the Canadian Supreme Court. Truth is: Bart's dog (Blanche) did NOT bite my left testicle. In fact the poodle (that never even existed) did NOT bite me at all!
I was a seven year old liar and I was a complete liar during said interview that is now live on the interwebs. Bart's dog (Linda) DID however attempt to bite my left testicle. Linda would later be put down for biting Bart's left testicle while shopping for a speedboat.
I swear these words are true - that we pled our allegiance to - The Black Widow. 8)
Hi Linda :'(
Linda was a bitch.
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Of what sort? Mine isn't showing!!! I CANNOT CLICKACY!!!
What!?! More civil liberties being stomped on as we type!!
My clickacy has been everything from a weeding tractor to a hairless cat on a hamster wheel to charcoal underwear to prevent fart smell? I don't know what the hell is happening! It's like THE WORLD IS ENDING!
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What!?! More civil liberties being stomped on as we type!!
My clickacy has been everything from a weeding tractor to a hairless cat on a hamster wheel to charcoal underwear to prevent fart smell? I don't know what the hell is happening! It's like THE WORLD IS ENDING!
I WANT TO CLICK I WANT TO CLICK I HAVE THE RIGHT TO CLICK WHERE ARE MY CLICKACIES????
(fake outrage)
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....and it’s snowing. I really am ready to be done with the snow for the year. :-\
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....and it’s snowing.
ONLY WAY YOU'LL LEARN!!
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I WANT TO CLICK I WANT TO CLICK I HAVE THE RIGHT TO CLICK WHERE ARE MY CLICKACIES????
(fake outrage)
Is a clickacy an ad? I can understand wanting to click for the animals.
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Is a clickacy an ad? I can understand wanting to click for the animals.
Wrong thread.
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I saw Blazing Saddles for the first time yesterday!
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This is most definitely a, Tell! I always thought Mike Tramp to be a very weak vocalist.
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I saw Blazing Saddles for the first time yesterday!
What was your favorite scene? I know Bart's is the farts
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What was your favorite scene? I know Bart's is the farts
Hmm I don't recall a Yoga scene in the movie. ???
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This is most definitely a, Tell! I always thought Mike Tramp to be a very weak vocalist.
Yes but that smile!
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What was your favorite scene? I know Bart's is the farts
I don't think I ever watched the whole thing.
It's a movie old people like to quote.
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Yes but that smile!
..was enough to make the children cry :'(
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..was enough to make the children cry :'(
I made Vito cry once!
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I don't think I ever watched the whole thing.
It's a movie old people like to quote.
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Whoever that is looks like she had a large, unmowed yard.
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Whoever that is looks like she had a large, unmowed yard.
You should have your gardener get right on that
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You should have your gardener get right on that
UNCALLED FOR!
The poor guy is probably dead from the rona.
I may need to get a riding mower with a Pope Mobile style bubble to keep me from contact with nature.
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UNCALLED FOR!
The poor guy is probably dead from the rona.
I may need to get a riding mower with a Pope Mobile style bubble to keep me from contact with nature.
NATURE KILLS!
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What was your favorite scene? I know Bart's is the farts
Honestly, Any scene where they really showed Gene Wilders' eyes. He had such pretty blue eyes.
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Honestly, Any scene where they really showed Gene Wilders' eyes. He had such pretty blue eyes.
Gene Wilder was in a movie that taught me how to use the pause button on the VCR.
Yes, for nudity.
No, not his you cheeky monkey!
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Gene Wilder was in a movie that taught me how to use the pause button on the VCR.
Yes, for nudity.
No, not his you cheeky monkey!
I'm betting it was the oompa loompas.
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I can't live, with or withooouuut Stew. And you give yourself to WaAAde.
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I can't live, with or withooouuut Stew. And you give yourself to WaAAde.
I ripped off The Edge e-bow thing for the Sandsquatch Report intro.
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I ripped off The Edge e-bow thing for the Sandsquatch Report intro.
I shall hear it but I was expecting a "HAHAHA" as you sang it to yourself. IT'S FUNNY DAMMIT! <<< THAT is a tell!
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I shall hear it but I was expecting a "HAHAHA" as you sang it to yourself. IT'S FUNNY DAMMIT! <<< THAT is a tell!
YOU WOULD HAVE GOT YOUR LAUGH IF YOU WENT WITH WOO INSTEAD OF STEW! <self tell
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Les Paul Custom : Black Beauty W. Gold Hardware. Always wanted one, even more than my Goldtop.
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That is a beautiful instrument. And I know nothing about guitars
Kind of the musical version of this beauty: 1991 Harley Davidson Sturgis
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That is a beautiful instrument. And I know nothing about guitars
@TigerLily well that's the thing.. they are indeed beautiful. Elusive too :-\ sometimes
mix the axe and the bike and yer set :)
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@TigerLily well that's the thing.. they are indeed beautiful. Elusive too :-\ sometimes
mix the axe and the bike and yer set :)
But I'm sure we'll worth the chase
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I hate you, you're an asshole garbage Dinkface!
..Um.. Oookaaayy. Sheesh! ::)
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..Um.. Oookaaayy. Sheesh! ::)
And the lesson here for the class is never dip your wick in crazy yes?
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And the lesson here for the class is never dip your wick in crazy yes?
Oh look. Another Dinkface. They must be breeding
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Oh look. Another Dinkface. They must be breeding
Not with you. That’s for certain.
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Oh look. Another Dinkface. They must be breeding
..so I too am a, Dinkface? LOL that's a funny word thanks for the morning chuckle :D
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Right now Bellgab isn't feeding, so all we have is spite. Hey, it's what my friend Nadine has said for years is the only thing keeping her alive.
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Right now Bellgab isn't feeding, so all we have is spite. Hey, it's what my friend Nadine has said for years is the only thing keeping her alive.
My birthday present from Liberace I guess.
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Right now Bellgab isn't feeding, so all we have is spite. Hey, it's what my friend Nadine has said for years is the only thing keeping her alive.
It's old host ditched it for hate speech.
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It's old host ditched it for hate speech.
I hate when that happens.
Ooops!
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Sisters may be doing it for themselves but Bitches most certainly be playin Games!
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Sisters may be doing it for themselves but Bitches most certainly be playin Games!
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The Dr MD guy wanted me to pass on that he calls you a Ben.
And Deacon wants me to tell you they hope you catch what's going around.
:(
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The Dr MD guy wanted me to pass on that he calls you a Ben.
And Deacon wants me to tell you they hope you catch what's going around.
:(
That MD guy is the one who wipes his 98 year old dad's ass for room, board and $20 a week for McDonalds, right?
If half of Decon's audience dies from what is going around then he would have 1 listener.
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That MD guy is the one who wipes his 98 year old dad's ass for room, board and $20 a week for McDonalds, right?
If half of Decon's audience dies from what is going around then he would have 1 listener.
He is questioning whether you are a pedophile.
I'm a bit disturbed by that.
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He is questioning whether you are a pedophile.
I'm a bit disturbed by that.
If you hang out with idiots then you should expect idiocy.
Their slow adult well is only 3 insults deep.
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The Dr MD guy wanted me to pass on that he calls you a Ben.
And Deacon wants me to tell you they hope you catch what's going around.
:(
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"Tell Bart that my father died years ago but I was his primary caregiver in his last day and so did wipe his ass, not for rent but because I loved him and thought it was the right thing to do. Besides, I’m sure he did the same for me when I was a baby.
Bart and his dad:"
Then it's a video from Monty Python and the Holy Grail. the "Not Dead Yet" scene.
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Tell Bart that my father died years ago but I was his primary caregiver in his last day and so did wipe his ass
Ass wiper that never left his childhood home confirmed.
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"Tell Bart that my father died years ago but I was his primary caregiver in his last day and so did wipe his ass, not for rent but because I loved him and thought it was the right thing to do. Besides, I’m sure he did the same for me when I was a baby.
Bart and his dad:"
Then it's a video from Monty Python and the Holy Grail. the "Not Dead Yet" scene.
Why are they sending messages via another person (or cat)? ARE THEY SCARED OR SHY???
ARE THEY TRYING TO RUIN THE CLUB!?!?!?!
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Why are they sending messages via another person (or cat)? ARE THEY SCARED OR SHY???
ARE THEY TRYING TO RUIN THE CLUB!?!?!?!
I am sure he continued wiping that dead ass for years and pretended it was still alive to keep the pension money coming in.
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The Dr MD guy wanted me to pass on that he calls you a Ben.
And Deacon wants me to tell you they hope you catch what's going around.
:(
Ben is actually an ok name and it sounds like it would belong to a nice guy but every single Ben I have known is and was a hopeless lush that get's beat up on a regular basis and that's a fact, Jack Spook! "True Story!" - Jesse Ventura
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I am sure he continued wiping that dead ass for years and pretended it was still alive to keep the pension money coming in.
I can't imagine why they would try to best the Bart.
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every single Ben I have known is and was a hopeless lush that get's beat up on a regular basis and that's a fact
Describes the Ben it was named for perfectly.
@Chefist
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I can't imagine why they would try to best the Bart.
They watched Rocky and think every schlub should have a chance at the title.
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They watched Rocky and think every schlub should have a chance at the title.
HA! They haven't managed it.
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They watched Rocky and think every schlub should have a chance at the title.
The Rocky movies are very sad. Adrian is ugly and he never reeeaaally wins. And then he's poor n shit. Like what the fawk..
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The Rocky movies are very sad. Adrian is ugly and he never reeeaaally wins. And then he's poor n shit. Like what the fawk..
I love them. That's part of the brilliance of the first film. He doesn't win. It's based on one of my all time favorite fights Ali vs Wepner. Wepner a liquor salesman went 15 rounds with Ali and even knocked him down in the 9th. Other than that he got beat to a pulp, but it was one of the most gutsy performances I've seen.
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If you hear a rumor that I just scarfed a handful of chocolate chips I want you to know it is completely unfounded! LIES! Horrible lies.
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If you hear a rumor that I just scarfed a handful of chocolate chips I want you to know it is completely unfounded! LIES! Horrible lies.
Right, because of course if you had chocolate chips, you would share them. Right? @anniem would be upset if you didn't. :(
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Right, because of course if you had chocolate chips, you would share them. Right? @anniem would be upset if you didn't. :(
I was about to say so!
;D ;D
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If you hear a rumor that I just scarfed a handful of chocolate chips I want you to know it is completely unfounded! LIES! Horrible lies.
The rumor is you double fisted down the entire bag.
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If you hear a rumor that I just scarfed a handful of chocolate chips I want you to know it is completely unfounded! LIES! Horrible lies.
Justify it by saying due to recent food shortages you were forced to seek out an alternative protein source
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Right, because of course if you had chocolate chips, you would share them. Right? @anniem would be upset if you didn't. :(
Absolutely! I would share if I were caught!
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The rumor is you double fisted down the entire bag.
How DARE you!!!
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How DARE you!!!
Honesty compels me!
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Justify it by saying due to recent food shortages you were forced to seek out an alternative protein source
And it would be very incorrect to let them go to waste.
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Justify it by saying due to recent food shortages you were forced to seek out an alternative protein source
If she's looking for protein she should suck on her husbands dispenser not shoving her face with fucking chocolate. ::) Get fucking real, DOT!
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If she's looking for protein she should suck on her husbands dispenser not shoving her face with fucking chocolate. ::) Get fucking real, DOT!
You will not win the contest like THAT!
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You will not win the contest like THAT!
Oh :-[
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Honesty compels me!
When did that start? Oops wrong thread. ::)
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If she's looking for protein she should suck on her husbands dispenser not shoving her face with fucking chocolate. ::) Get fucking real, DOT!
-2 for being an even bigger disgusting jerk than usual. It’s quite the accomplishment.
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You will not win the contest like THAT!
Nope, he won’t be winning anything. Unless Spite counts.
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-2 for being an even bigger disgusting jerk than usual. It’s quite the accomplishment.
Oh :-[
Nope, he won’t be winning anything. Unless Spite counts.
Oh :-[ k
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Oh :-[
Oh :-[ k
You!
Bart, he is him!
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Fuck math.
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Fuck math.
Homeschooling at Lockdown Elementary School?
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Homeschooling at Lockdown Elementary School?
Teacher Vodka Valium break and Student sent to room recess. >:(
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Teacher Vodka Valium break and Student sent to room recess. >:(
;D :) :P LOL
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It's old host ditched it for hate speech.
Bellgab's old host wanted hate speech instead?
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It's old host ditched it for hate speech.
The hate speech of hating George Snoory or actual racist hate speech?
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The hate speech of hating George Snoory or actual racist hate speech?
MV said he had no idea as the host wouldn't show him evidence. He wasn't sure if something was reported or if something triggered an automatic block.
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MV said he had no idea as the host wouldn't show him evidence. He wasn't sure if something was reported or if something triggered an automatic block.
Hello!
Wat?
Hello!
1+
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Hello!
Wat?
Hello!
1+
Meow!
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I'm hoping my brain is better this week. Last week I had some stupidcat moments. One of those included the acronym "N.D.A." Which my mouth referred to it as "N.D.E."....
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I'm hoping my brain is better this week. Last week I had some stupidcat moments. One of those included the acronym "N.D.A." Which my mouth referred to it as "N.D.E."....
A N.D.E. is more fun
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If my "Karma" could be locked in at 0 I wouldn't have to deal with the pressure of making others happy. OR if it could be set back to -4088 that would at least buy me some time.
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If my "Karma" could be locked in at 0 I wouldn't have to deal with the pressure of making others happy. OR if it could be set back to -4088 that would at least buy me some time.
Between your rest area Whitley’s and the cat lady points, you’re beginning to make me want to donate to a #GoGriftMe page to help pay for your extended stay counseling.
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Between your rest area Whitley’s and the cat lady points, you’re beginning to make me want to donate to a #GoGriftMe page to help pay for your extended stay counseling.
Following me around again! Fat lil Asian sheeeiiiit-head ;D
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Following me around again! Fat lil Asian sheeeiiiit-head ;D
You jumped all over that like a young lad that you want to bury in the crawlspace underneath your house. Eventually they find the bodies Pogo.
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You jumped all over that like a young lad that you want to bury in the crawlspace underneath your house. Eventually they find the bodies Pogo.
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The bodies are at the other place.
JWG was overrated, really. I don't know why he gets all the fame. He was hasty too, which cost him in the end.
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I'M CLUBFUCKINFOOTED YA ASSWIPE!
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I'M CLUBFUCKINFOOTED YA ASSWIPE!
You know what to do.
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You know what to do.
Eric's grave is a stone bench.
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Eric's grave is a stone bench.
A life in pictures...
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A life in pictures...
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Man he looked like Elton John.
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I'M CLUBFUCKINFOOTED YA ASSWIPE!
Yeah, I don't care. All you gotta do is keep up with the fucking tour. Later on tonight at the mixer, I'll see that your big shoed ass gets a mercy dance with KSM's wife.
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Yeah, I don't care. All you gotta do is keep up with the fucking tour. Later on tonight at the mixer, I'll see that your big shoed ass gets a mercy dance with KSM's wife.
..It's almost like you have no idea what's going on here..
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Just noticed this Bart. I could not agree more. Hours and hours of folks running around some place in B.F.E. looking at a parking lot where a diner once stood in 1974 because they got an email about a "happening" there. After awhile you kind of feel foolish - "What the hell am I doing?"
https://twitter.com/bart_ell/status/1263595685896769536
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Just noticed this Bart. I could not agree more. Hours and hours of folks running around some place in B.F.E. looking at a parking lot where a diner once stood in 1974 because they got an email about a "happening" there. After awhile you kind of feel foolish - "What the hell am I doing?"
https://twitter.com/bart_ell/status/1263595685896769536
I do not possess your ability to hang with crap that long.
I tapped out after about 25 minutes.
Total waste of time.
Also, very ugly people.
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I do not possess your ability to hang with crap that long.
I tapped out after about 25 minutes.
Total waste of time.
Also, very ugly people.
Those uglies did not help matters.................
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This thread is about to hit the big 100! :o Yet only 62% of the posts are actual "Tells".. shame on you people.
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While watching GUFON, there's someone in the chat named "Skat Squatch" Just thought you and @Exile should know.
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Dreamt last night that you and I were recording a song, you insisted I use your cans to do my vocal track and when I took them off the wiring was tangled in my hair and I had to fight to get myself free. You even helped but your hands got tangled in my hair as well. You then blamed me for ruining your headphones as they were shorting out when listening back to the track through them.
How much do I owe you? And why do you prefer cans over monitors for playback and mixing? Ugh ::)
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And why do you prefer cans over monitors for playback and mixing? Ugh ::)
What kind of animal do you think I am?
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While watching GUFON, there's someone in the chat named "Skat Squatch" Just thought you and @Exile should know.
Were the humorless wrenches offended so much they raced each other to the block button?
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Dreamt last night that you and I were recording a song, you insisted I use your cans to do my vocal track and when I took them off the wiring was tangled in my hair and I had to fight to get myself free. You even helped but your hands got tangled in my hair as well. You then blamed me for ruining your headphones as they were shorting out when listening back to the track through them.
How much do I owe you? And why do you prefer cans over monitors for playback and mixing? Ugh ::)
Wrong thread.
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Wrong thread.
Juan. My dream was a TELL. So I told the guy about it!
Ts my thread. I'm allowed some wiggle room you know
@Spookcat Skat Squatch huh. You wouldn't want to see what's on his hard drive. Yeeks! Yucky! GAK!!!
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Were the humorless wrenches offended so much they raced each other to the block button?
Not that I saw.
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This IS the correct thread for this!
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@Bart Ell
There's this guy..
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One hundred pages of inane insanity. And appropriately topped by @KSM32
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One hundred pages of inane insanity. And appropriately topped by @KSM32
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Huh??? Since when the faawwwk are you nice? Whatta ya want.. @TigerLily
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Huh??? Since when the faawwwk are you nice? Whatta ya want.. @TigerLily
You think calling you a prime example of inane insanity is nice? Okaaay....
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You think calling you a prime example of inane insanity is nice? Okaaay....
You didn't originally say "prime example" ::) Quit changing your story or I'll throw you down the stairs.
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Happy National Fish and Chip Day @Bart Ell & Ellgabers.
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Happy National Fish and Chip Day @Bart Ell & Ellgabers.
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Where can I get my fish and chips? Fo' free!
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You didn't originally say "prime example" ::) Quit changing your story or I'll throw you down the stairs.
And then up the stairs?
:D
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Where can I get my fish and chips? Fo' free!
SOOOOORRRRRRRY you can't cos the fish and chips place WAS LOOTED AND DESTROYED!
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@Bart Ell
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@Bart Ell
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FEH!
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FEH!
It was close. I don't think goats can do "F"s, but a good effort was made.
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I challenge you to get through the first 5 minutes of a movie called Nocturnal Animals (2016)
The movie itself is worth watching if you like thrillers but they kill you (the watcher) at the beginning. I am currently dead as I DID watch the first 5 minutes as if I was seeing a live human dissection in the, flesh. Loads and loads of, flesh.
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HI BART
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HI BART
BOING BOING BOING
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BOING BOING BOING
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I challenge you to get through the first 5 minutes of a movie called Nocturnal Animals (2016)
The movie itself is worth watching if you like thrillers but they kill you (the watcher) at the beginning. I am currently dead as I DID watch the first 5 minutes as if I was seeing a live human dissection in the, flesh. Loads and loads of, flesh.
Well that was definitely an interesting and unique opening credits sequence.....
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Well that was definitely an interesting and unique opening credits sequence.....
@Pizzapunch
There was one particular specimen out of the three or four that had me call in a priest to perform an exorcism on my eyes. Some things you can't unsee :(
#OhTheHumanity ?
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is Vera ok where is she what happened and get me that photo Mr. Man
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is Vera ok where is she what happened and get me that photo Mr. Man
Buried Vera today :'( She bit me twice :o but I got it done! ;D
@Spookcat
@anniem
@TigerLily
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Buried Vera today. She bit me twice :o but I got it done! ;D
@Spookcat
@anniem
@TigerLily
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I have mixed emotions.
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Buried Vera today :'( She bit me twice :o but I got it done! ;D
@Spookcat
@anniem
@TigerLily
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Proof! @KSM32 Foto Prove it Photo NOW
Photo Show proof! Proof! Show Photo
Photo Prove NOW Show Foto Picture
Prove it Such an odd thing to joke about Picture Foto
Proof! @KSM32 Foto Prove it Photo NOW
Photo Show proof! Proof! Show Photo
Photo Prove NOW Show Foto Picture
Prove it Such an odd thing to joke about Picture Foto
Proof! @KSM32 Foto Prove it Photo NOW
Photo Show proof! Proof! Show Photo
Photo Prove NOW Show Foto Picture
Prove it Such an odd thing to joke about Picture Foto
Proof! @KSM32 Foto Prove it Photo NOW
Photo Show proof! Proof! Show Photo
Photo Prove NOW Show Foto Picture
Prove it Such an odd thing to joke about Picture Foto
Proof! @KSM32 Foto Prove it Photo NOW
Photo Show proof! Proof! Show Photo
Photo Prove NOW Show Foto Picture
Prove it Such an odd thing to joke about Picture Foto
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Buried Vera today :'( She bit me twice :o but I got it done! ;D
@Spookcat
@anniem
@TigerLily
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Should have made hot dogs
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Buried Vera today :'( She bit me twice :o but I got it done! ;D
@Spookcat
@anniem
@TigerLily
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
You are as funny as a burial at sea 😾
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You are as funny as a burial at sea 😾
Like some burials can be funny? huh
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I moved back to Pittsburgh. I'm finally home.
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I moved back to Pittsburgh. I'm finally home.
THE OFFICIAL GUY FROM PITTSBURGH!
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I moved back to Pittsburgh. I'm finally home.
Couple of days left to enter and pick up a new Pittsburgh pad:
https://www.hgtv.com/sweepstakes/hgtv-smart-home
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I moved back to Pittsburgh. I'm finally home.
Good for you @ShayP
Drink an Iron City. Tell them to put it on my tab.
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Good for you @ShayP
Drink an Iron City. Tell them to put it on my tab.
@GravitySucks
Um, I'm in The Burgh visiting @ShayP ..could I too have a beer ...on your tab? You didn't let me use your acreage a few months ago like you promised.. so, ya know..
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@GravitySucks
Um, I'm in The Burgh visiting @ShayP ..could I too have a beer ...on your tab? You didn't let me use your acreage a few months ago like you promised.. so, ya know..
Shore nuff @KSM32
I’ll even spring for a sandwich at Primanti’s.
Tums are on you
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Shore nuff @KSM32
I’ll even spring for a sandwich at Primanti’s.
Tums are on you
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that thing looks like a damn good time. Mmmm
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Couple of days left to enter and pick up a new Pittsburgh pad:
https://www.hgtv.com/sweepstakes/hgtv-smart-home
Ha! With my "luck" I'd win it and have to go through hell packing all this stuff up again and getting a truck, etc. No thanks! LOL
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THE OFFICIAL GUY FROM PITTSBURGH!
Hell yeah! Falkie's got nuthin' on me. Nor anybody else for that matter.
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Good for you @ShayP
Drink an Iron City. Tell them to put it on my tab.
Thank you sir!
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that thing looks like a damn good time. Mmmm
That's all you man. I am not a fan of Primanti Bros.
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Ha! With my "luck" I'd win it and have to go through hell packing all this stuff up again and getting a truck, etc. No thanks! LOL
Ok @ShayP You wouldn't have to do all that painting and redecorating either.
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Ok @ShayP You wouldn't have to do all that painting and redecorating either.
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Jeez! @Walks_At_Night No way. Aside from the floors that is awful.
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Jeez! @Walks_At_Night No way. Aside from the floors that is awful.
People get killed in a place like that.
The walls make you do it.
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People get killed in a place like that.
The walls make you do it.
TRUTH.
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People get killed in a place like that.
The walls make you do it.
It's such a nice place on the outside. The inside is just a mess
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It's such a nice place on the outside. The inside is just a mess
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It is a beautiful home on the outside. But like my ex-wife it is a hellish landscape of madness on the inside.
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It is a beautiful home on the outside. But like my ex-wife it is a hellish landscape of madness on the inside.
I had one of those, too. Not the home.
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I had one of those, too. Not the home.
;)
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I moved back to Pittsburgh. I'm finally home.
Congratulations @ShayP ! So you're a Yeti again. That's not right. Yowzer! No. Yessir! Whatever ... Go Steelers! 🐱🐱🐱 Cheers!
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Congratulations @ShayP ! So you're a Yeti again. That's not right. Yowzer! No. Yessir! Whatever ... Go Steelers! 🐱🐱🐱 Cheers!
LOL!!! @TigerLily Thank you lady. I think Yinzer is what you're looking for. ;D
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I'M A GOOD HOUSE AND MY MOM IS CLEAN!!!
Fuckndammit
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I'M A GOOD HOUSE AND MY MOM IS CLEAN!!!
Fuckndammit
LOL!
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I'M A GOOD HOUSE AND MY MOM IS CLEAN!!!
Fuckndammit
Did you get a new mom cause the last one was filthy!
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Did you get a new mom cause the last one was filthy!
Ok let's go with that!
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This one goes too far.
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I ate a peach. It was delicious.
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I ate a peach. It was delicious.
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You ate half a peach. It was delicious.
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You ate half a peach. It was delicious.
So delicious I had the other half ;D
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I ate a peach. It was delicious.
Now you should EAT SHIT
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Now you should EAT SHIT
Are you telling Spookcat she should eat food that is StoredHighInTransit?
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I ate a peach. It was delicious.
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Are you telling Spookcat she should eat food that is StoredHighInTransit?
No.
I am telling @Spookcat to go to a bus station and wait outside the bathroom.
She should ask each person entering why they are there.
Once she finds someone there to take a dookie she should ask him not to flush.
She should then go in the bathroom and wait outside the stall door.
Once he leaves she should go in, fish out the dookie and chow down.
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No.
I am telling @Spookcat to go to a bus station and wait outside the bathroom.
She should ask each person entering why they are there.
Once she finds someone there to take a dookie she should ask him not to flush.
She should then go in the bathroom and wait outside the stall door.
Once he leaves she should go in, fish out the dookie and chow down.
Oh my! I think I will advise her against your advisement. Just sayin', Bart. No offense.
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+1 for everyone on this page. Yes Bart, even you. ;) :-* ;D
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No.
I am telling @Spookcat to go to a bus station and wait outside the bathroom.
She should ask each person entering why they are there.
Once she finds someone there to take a dookie she should ask him not to flush.
She should then go in the bathroom and wait outside the stall door.
Once he leaves she should go in, fish out the dookie and chow down.
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Now you should EAT SHIT
I didn’t eat it from your tree, don’t worry.
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No.
I am telling @Spookcat to go to a bus station and wait outside the bathroom.
She should ask each person entering why they are there.
Once she finds someone there to take a dookie she should ask him not to flush.
She should then go in the bathroom and wait outside the stall door.
Once he leaves she should go in, fish out the dookie and chow down.
Goodness, if this has something to do with that private club of yours, I'll pass.
I'll pass, get it? I'll pass.
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Goodness, if this has something to do with that private club of yours, I'll pass.
I'll pass, get it? I'll pass.
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Goodness, if this has something to do with that private club of yours, I'll pass.
I'll pass, get it? I'll pass.
It's a mans world, Annie.
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It's a mans world, Annie.
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Goodness, if this has something to do with that private club of yours, I'll pass.
I'll pass, get it? I'll pass.
Nah. I did wrong. I’ve been stressed and fell back into some bad habits. Just gotta do better. 🐱
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It's a mans world, Annie.
You spelled small wrong; after all.
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You spelled small wrong; after all.
@GravitySucks
I was on that ride? in person when I was 8 and even then I could recognize the globalist agenda with all that hideous mixing and the browning of the planet. I hated the music and I vomited on the ride.
#DISOLVETHEUN
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@GravitySucks
I was on that ride? in person when I was 8 and even then I could recognize the globalist agenda with all that hideous mixing and the browning of the planet. I hated the music and I vomited on the ride.
#DISOLVETHEUN
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Nah. I did wrong. I’ve been stressed and fell back into some bad habits. Just gotta do better. 🐱
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Is that some sort of concentration cat?
HORRIBLE!
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It's a mans world, Annie.
Yes, I know.
The club though, has Spookycat in it, and Spookycat is decidedly not a mans.
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LOL!!!
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Nah. I did wrong. I’ve been stressed and fell back into some bad habits. Just gotta do better. 🐱
I hope you feel better and become unstressed.
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I'm currently making poor life choices. I've had twice the amount of coffee (afternoon coffee too!!!) I normally have, didn't eat lunch, and now I have the jitters! AKKK!!
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I'm currently making poor life choices. I've had twice the amount of coffee (afternoon coffee too!!!) I normally have, didn't eat lunch, and now I have the jitters! AKKK!!
Are you sure it is the jitters and not the yips?
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Nah. I did wrong. I’ve been stressed and fell back into some bad habits. Just gotta do better.
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I'm currently making poor life choices. I've had twice the amount of coffee (afternoon coffee too!!!) I normally have, didn't eat lunch, and now I have the jitters! AKKK!!
HAVE A SANDWICH! NOW!
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Are you sure it is the jitters and not the yips?
Positive
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HAVE A SANDWICH! NOW!
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I did! Well, I went Cobb salad but still- much better. :)
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I did! Well, I went Cobb salad but still- much better. :)
+1
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I wish the libraries where open. I'd rather have that than restaurants open for dining I think. Though I suppose restaurants employ more people. But still- I miss my library!!
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I wish the libraries where open. I'd rather have that than restaurants open for dining I think. Though I suppose restaurants employ more people. But still- I miss my library!!
You dine in the library? Hope you at least chew with your mouth shut.
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You dine in the library? Hope you at least chew with your mouth shut.
LOL! NO!! :P
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LOL! NO!! :P
Mrs T would advise you to chew with your mouth shut.
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Mrs T would advise you to chew with your mouth shut.
You have no idea what that crazy dame will advise next!
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You have no idea what that crazy dame will advise next!
I'm starting to think Ms. T may be hitting the bottle again. Woman ain't right ::)
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Hold the ziti!
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Goodness, if this has something to do with that private club of yours, I'll pass.
I'll pass, get it? I'll pass.
Pass? For what? Black?
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Pass? For what? Black?
It was something, I thought I had some idea but now I think I didn't.
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Hold the ziti!
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I just caught this.. glad you posted it. I must have this. Soon. Like, Soon Man!
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Mrs T would advise you to chew with your mouth shut.
...and what would @Ms. C say? It's been a while.
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I just caught this.. glad you posted it. I must have this. Soon. Like, Soon Man!
Get JayGab into the kitchen. He'll whip that up for you and the Mrs. in no time.
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Get JayGab into the kitchen. He'll whip that up for you and the Mrs. in no time.
Damn straight Linda! As soon as I B done whoopin' ass up in 'yo kitchean.
SHOOKAMOCHANIGGABAH!!
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Damn straight Linda! As soon as I B done whoopin' ass up in 'yo kitchean.
SHOOKAMOCHANIGGABAH!!
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Due to racial tension by the indigenous peoples I am going to be an indian giver and request that all the points I gave away are transferred without incident back to me. I have kept track of all my donations.
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Due to racial tension by the indigenous peoples I am going to be an indian giver and request that all the points I gave away are transferred without incident back to me. I have kept track of all my donations.
Shoulda asked.
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Shoulda asked.
That was the original plan. :-\
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Peace
Hog
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I love what you've done with the messaging system.
Well played. 8)
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@Bart Ell I'm here to tell you that you need to replace George Noory with someone like @DaveScottSOR or @Malliard . I know that you have the power because you are the Bart and people don't fuck with @Bart Ell
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@Bart Ell I'm here to tell you that you need to replace George Noory with someone like @DaveScottSOR or @Malliard . I know that you have the power because you are the Bart and people don't fuck with @Bart Ell
Some do, but only once because they quickly find out why they ought not.
:)
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I’m not telling Bart nothin’ he can use to blackmail. Jus’ sayin’.
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I’m not telling Bart nothin’ he can use to blackmail. Jus’ sayin’.
I'll Black Male yer ass free o chargj
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I'll Black Male yer ass free o chargj
I'll get you some candles, oils and some Harvey Bristol Cream for the occasion. it'll soothe the beast in both of y'all.
Harvey's, because it's downright upright.
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Thank you. :)
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I posted the following on the BG Liberace Thread today:
"I've been considering posting exclusively on ElGab for some time now for the following reasons:
There are too many serious head cases posting on BG. It's not that these people do not have a perfect right, within limits, to share their twisted perceptions and fantasies. The problem is there are no limits on BG and they are all free to offend and abuse as they see fit. In too many instances the posts amount to verbal weenie waiving or a bid for attention through the use of language and commentary that is intended to shock. This is not just a distraction and a waste of time to most but it cheapens the dialogue and detracts from the enjoyability of BG. It's not surprising that BG is a magnet for folks with psychiatric issues.
There are much fewer ElGab posters who assume some sort of superior attitude or affect based on their tenure on the website or personal relationships with the owner or his favorites.
ElGab software has better functionality and is less quirky. One gets the feeling that someone is paying attention over there.
Bart impresses me as an involved participant who cares about the quality of ElGab content and imposes standards.
Sayonara, sports fans. I'll miss some of you."
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ElGab
I bet the bastard that owns that one has a bitching sombrero!
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I bet the bastard that owns that one has a bitching sombrero!
elgab.com is up for grabs.
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I posted the following on the BG Liberace Thread today:
"I've been considering posting exclusively on ElGab for some time now for the following reasons:
There are too many serious head cases posting on BG. It's not that these people do not have a perfect right, within limits, to share their twisted perceptions and fantasies. The problem is there are no limits on BG and they are all free to offend and abuse as they see fit. In too many instances the posts amount to verbal weenie waiving or a bid for attention through the use of language and commentary that is intended to shock. This is not just a distraction and a waste of time to most but it cheapens the dialogue and detracts from the enjoyability of BG. It's not surprising that BG is a magnet for folks with psychiatric issues.
There are much fewer ElGab posters who assume some sort of superior attitude or affect based on their tenure on the website or personal relationships with the owner or his favorites.
ElGab software has better functionality and is less quirky. One gets the feeling that someone is paying attention over there.
Bart impresses me as an involved participant who cares about the quality of ElGab content and imposes standards.
Sayonara, sports fans. I'll miss some of you."
Agreed. It's a fucking looney bin over there. It would be hilarious if all of them could be in the same room for an hour.
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I don’t know. There’s something familiar about a poster who accuses everyone of being a “Vara†in every post.
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I don’t know. There’s something familiar about a poster who accuses everyone of being a “Vara†in every post.
Yeah it's weird, I just don't see that happening here. Probably because there's no fun in calling someone a Vara. Here we say "Vera" or "Woof" right? @juan
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I bet the bastard that owns that one has a bitching sombrero!
Okay, spelling is not my long suit. What can I say?
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Okay, spelling is not my long suit. What can I say?
I find people dull who can spell a word only one way.
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Okay, spelling is not my long suit. What can I say?
I liked that post and don't care at all about spelling.
Also, there is no bouncy anniem over there.
BOING BOING BOING
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A Tell and an ask:
I have been invited to a karaoke party tonight. I have decided to attend. Things will be completely unlistenable and the drunk chicks hugging and group singing will have me vomiting for sure. I will be asked to and likely expected to sing a few. I will not!
SHE looked like she wanted to vomit at the very thought of attending so she'll drop me off and pick me up when I'm good n ready. Perhaps I should film a few clips and post them.
I feel like I'm going to the zoo :D
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A Tell and an ask:
I have been invited to a karaoke party tonight. I have decided to attend. Things will be completely unlistenable and the drunk chicks hugging and group singing will have me vomiting for sure. I will be asked to and likely expected to sing a few. I will not!
SHE looked like she wanted to vomit at the very thought of attending so she'll drop me off and pick me up when I'm good n ready. Perhaps I should film a few clips and post them.
I feel like I'm going to the zoo :D
You should film it. For the people, for posterity.
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A Tell and an ask:
I have been invited to a karaoke party tonight. I have decided to attend. Things will be completely unlistenable and the drunk chicks hugging and group singing will have me vomiting for sure. I will be asked to and likely expected to sing a few. I will not!
SHE looked like she wanted to vomit at the very thought of attending so she'll drop me off and pick me up when I'm good n ready. Perhaps I should film a few clips and post them.
I feel like I'm going to the zoo :D
A nightmare of an evening.
Hopefully all those out of tune sows get the covid and lose the ability to use their voices for evil ever again.
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A nightmare of an evening.
Hopefully all those out of tune sows get the covid and lose the ability to use their voices for evil ever again.
@Bart Ell I hope that you will have a good weekend.
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WHERE IS THE ASK THREAD?
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@Bart Ell I hope that you will have a good weekend.
Right back at you, sunshine!
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A nightmare of an evening.
Hopefully all those out of tune sows get the covid and lose the ability to use their voices for evil ever again.
Lasted 3.5 hours. I can't drink those sounds away.. ay.....ay.......ay
I did however sing one. This one - and I was gooooood........... I belted it out.
I looked amazing. My bulge was huge! Wrraaawwwhhhrrrrr Used it as a mic stand HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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@Bart Ell
I hope that’s not you covering “Go Your Own Way†for Xfinity/Comcast. That version really sucks.
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@Bart Ell
I hope that’s not you covering “Go Your Own Way†for Xfinity/Comcast. That version really sucks.
Not me but I do have a song being used by the Lightning.
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Not me but I do have a song being used by the Lightning.
Will you have any "freeloaders" at the house this upcoming Christmas? As of now I will be saddled with a minimum of four extra adults and three of their kids.
Telling and asking for a friend.
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Will you have any "freeloaders" at the house this upcoming Christmas? As of now I will be saddled with a minimum of four extra adults and three of their kids.
Telling and asking for a friend.
I believe there will be sweet freedom this year unless the in-laws decide to fly in and ruin it.
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I believe there will be sweet freedom this year unless the in-laws decide to fly in and ruin it.
Well, hopefully they're good in-laws that give plenty of notice and don't fly in last minute.
Like a Christmas pop-in! Ugh, nothing worse than the unannounced and all the sudden Christmas guest/s
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WHERE IS THE ASK THREAD?
I'm sorry @FISH . You can only ask about the Ask thread in the Ask thread. Them's the rulles
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Will you have any "freeloaders" at the house this upcoming Christmas? As of now I will be saddled with a minimum of four extra adults and three of their kids.
Telling and asking for a friend.
You too, @JayGab . Keep telling and asking separate but equal
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You too, @JayGab . Keep telling and asking separate but equal
Bart, I am of the opinion that she is correct.
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You too, @JayGab . Keep telling and asking separate but equal
Lily ::) I'd welcome you back but the sentiment would be empty - so I won't and I don't.
That Is and was a TELL.
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I'm sorry @FISH . You can only ask about the Ask thread in the Ask thread. Them's the rulles
ha HA! ok ms. @TigerLily .
sO SORRY.
I could not find the ASS ASK thread.
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ha HA! ok ms. @TigerLily .
sO SORRY.
I could not find the ASS ASK thread.
Bart, it isn't fair that the ASSK thread is so difficult to locate.
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Bart, it isn't fair that the ASSK thread is so difficult to locate.
it is an epidemic as the lined continuously get blurred and nobody remembers what thread they're in.
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I know you prefer FTW but I stand by my selection that states this to be the best cut off the album. This. Is what I'm TELLing you.
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it is an epidemic as the lined continuously get blurred and nobody remembers what thread they're in.
Bart, I want you to know that I do try. Mostly.
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I know you prefer FTW but I stand by my selection that states this to be the best cut off the album. This. Is what I'm TELLing you.
TELL
AND THEN THINGS GOT WIGGY...
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TELL
AND THEN THINGS GOT WIGGY...
I Love Dave.
Trouble is, is killer!
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Trouble is, is killer!
I still prefer Deaf Dealer.
Hard to believe Voivod ended up being the biggest band of the 3 Quebec bands that were all signed around the same time.
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I still prefer Deaf Dealer.
Hard to believe Voivod ended up being the biggest band of the 3 Quebec bands that were all signed around the same time.
Wow, in a million years I wouldn't and absolutely couldn't of guessed, Voivod! Singer loves Dickenson and Tate. I would might buy that album. A little heavier than my usual but sometimes ya like what ya liiiikes.
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Wow, in a million years I wouldn't and absolutely couldn't of guessed, Voivod! Singer loves Dickenson and Tate. I would might buy that album. A little heavier than my usual but sometimes ya like what ya liiiikes.
Whole band loved Maiden a little too much.
All 3 bands had the same issue, they were translating lyrics from French to English and ended up with lines like THE PLAY NOT SO EASY TODAY.
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Whole band loved Maiden a little too much.
No such thing as loving Maiden "a little too much." Up the Irons!
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Apocalyptic! Love them all. But TigerLily upvotes:
I know you prefer FTW but I stand by my selection that states this to be the best cut off the album. This. Is what I'm TELLing you.
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Which reminds. Someone here still owes me a song
I feel unfulfilled, Bart
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Which reminds. Someone here still owes me a song
I feel unfulfilled, Bart
Howzabout Mad Season?
I am listening to that right now and trying to teach myself how to do his nasal thing.
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I feel unfulfilled, Bart
Stop dating guys with lil dicks. @TigerLily
#QUITYERBITCHIN!
#TELL
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No such thing as loving Maiden "a little too much." Up the Irons!
@ShayP
Dude... it can get repetitive. I can only hear about swords, lucifer, dragons and druids for so long. Isn't that what game o thrones is for? WHICH I REFUSE TO WATCH!
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Howzabout Mad Season?
I am listening to that right now and trying to teach myself how to do his nasal thing.
No. You know what I want ... actually River of Deceit would be acceptable
Yeah. This would do. Or any of theirs. JUST DO IT
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Stop dating guys with lil dicks. @TigerLily
#QUITYERBITCHIN!
#TELL
You are worth ignoring. Not #Ignoring. Just ignoring
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@ShayP
Dude... it can get repetitive. I can only hear about swords, lucifer, dragons and druids for so long. Isn't that what game o thrones is for? WHICH I REFUSE TO WATCH!
Iron Maiden's themes are a whole lot more than what you mentioned. @KSM32 I get what your saying though.
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No. You know what I want ... actually River of Deceit would be acceptable
Yeah. This would do. Or any of theirs. JUST DO IT
Learning it now.
https://vocaroo.com/ohIFIKlUUuF
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Learning it now.
https://vocaroo.com/ohIFIKlUUuF
Wow! That would be great! Nice start on the ending. Just don't end up like Layne
I will even make another donation AFTER I get My Song. Got a charity lined up for October? Sadly, the whole West is in desperate need. You picked the song, I'll pick the charity. With your approval, of course. What does The Great Bart say?
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My robot vacuum irritates me almost as much as vacuuming.
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My robot vacuum irritates me almost as much as vacuuming.
The little roundbots are spies! They send your floor layout to advertisers who then show you ads for the love seat you seem to have space for. @PolkaDot
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Iron Maiden's themes are a whole lot more than what you mentioned. @KSM32 I get what your saying though.
@ShayP the Killers album is pretty cool.
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My robot vacuum irritates me almost as much as vacuuming.
I thought they were supposed to make life easier
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I will even make another donation AFTER I get My Song. Got a charity lined up for October? Sadly, the whole West is in desperate need. You picked the song, I'll pick the charity. With your approval, of course. What does The Great Bart say?
I have one for October but November is open.
I will get this done in the next 72 hours.
I think I am going to change it to Wake Up, though.
Slow suicide's no way to go
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My robot vacuum irritates me almost as much as vacuuming.
Disembodied Chimp Head will fix that issue:
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The Disembodied Chimp head is legendary in the Walks_At_Night household. Santa left one for little WAN unexpectedly when she was just a wee little thing. Just showed up under the tree. Kid screaming in terror. Mrs. Walks ragin'.
What was Saint Nick thinking?
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The Disembodied Chimp head is legendary in the Walks_At_Night household. Santa left one for little WAN unexpectedly when she was just a wee little thing. Kid screaming in terror. Mrs. Walks ragin'.
What was Saint Nick thinking?
That's funny, I gave my kid a disembodied Walks head. He had sex with it for years. He shot so many loads into the mouth I am surprised it did not float away.
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That's funny, I gave my kid a disembodied Walks head. He had sex with it for years. He shot so many loads into the mouth I am surprised it did not float away.
Horrible!
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Horrible!
What is more horrible is the knowledge that @Chimp Covfefe has reproduced himself. I'd imagine that he likes it freaky, don't you tihink?
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@ShayP the Killers album is pretty cool.
Murders in the Rue Morgue! 8) @KSM32 Someone call the Gendarmes! Hell yeah the Killers album is pretty cool. One of my favorites. Give me any of their first seven albums and I'm content. It's all a mixed bag after that. :-\
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What is more horrible is the knowledge that @Chimp Covfefe has reproduced himself. I'd imagine that he likes it freaky, don't you tihink?
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You act like there is something wrong with that, two minute missionary man.
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You act like there is something wrong with that, two minute missionary man.
Whew. Was worried the Frog was gonna make a come back!
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Whew. Was worried the Frog was gonna make a come back!
There were many frogs in my life, sailor.
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That's funny, I gave my kid a disembodied Walks head. He had sex with it for years. He shot so many loads into the mouth I am surprised it did not float away.
It was a one-off batch from China, as I recall. Luckily I ordered a few because they wear out quickly.
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The little roundbots are spies! They send your floor layout to advertisers who then show you ads for the love seat you seem to have space for. @PolkaDot
yes and if they send me an advertisement for a nice velvet one in the right shade of blue I just may buy it.
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I thought they were supposed to make life easier
Me too!
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Disembodied Chimp Head will fix that issue:
Dear Lord there is no way in hell...
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The period/full stop is now considered overly aggressive and hostile
It is used only by feeble-minded old people
It appears to be racist to think the lack of a period/full stop at the end of a sentence is simply a product of laziness.
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The period/full stop is now considered overly aggressive and hostile
It is used only by feeble-minded old people
It appears to be racist to think the lack of a period/full stop at the end of a sentence is simply a product of laziness.
ageist.
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The period/full stop is now considered overly aggressive and hostile
It is used only by feeble-minded old people
It appears to be racist to think the lack of a period/full stop at the end of a sentence is simply a product of laziness.
Oh. F. F. S.
Snowflakes. Pfft.
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Bart, you have a dog or a cat or both. Correct? But you never ever make mention of them.
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Bart, you have a dog or a cat or both. Correct? But you never ever make mention of them.
This is an ask.
I have no pets.
I want all the affection.
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This is an ask.
I have no pets.
I want all the affection.
..just making sure the system is holding up. Well done.
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When I was lil and my mommy let me buy KISS ALIVE with my allowance I remember being fascinated by Paul's thick NYC (Brooklyn?) accent.
Numerous times throughout the album he yells out what sounds like "Ahh Eh!" or AHH EY! In fact, before Rock Bottom he just yells it for no good reason as the intro is about to start. Other times he uses it before or during a ramble.
Also - before Cold Gin he goes on about booze (ok, fine) but then says "I was talking to somebody backstage before, and they was telling me there's a lot of you people who like to drink vodka n orange juice" HOWEVER I remember thinking in my shocked innocence that Paul was saying 'Fockin' or fahckin orange juice!' AKA Fucking orange juice. I let that one slide for many years until I realized different. Vodka and! sounds like Fahckin!
..But I still don't know what "AHH EY!" means. He sounds like a complete idiot.
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One track mind for a long time.
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When I was lil and my mommy let me buy KISS ALIVE with my allowance I remember being fascinated by Paul's thick NYC (Brooklyn?) accent.
Numerous times throughout the album he yells out what sounds like "Ahh Eh!" or AHH EY! In fact, before Rock Bottom he just yells it for no good reason as the intro is about to start. Other times he uses it before or during a ramble.
Also - before Cold Gin he goes on about booze (ok, fine) but then says "I was talking to somebody backstage before, and they was telling me there's a lot of you people who like to drink vodka n orange juice" HOWEVER I remember thinking in my shocked innocence that Paul was saying 'Fockin' or fahckin orange juice!' AKA Fucking orange juice. I let that one slide for many years until I realized different. Vodka and! sounds like Fahckin!
..But I still don't know what "AHH EY!" means. He sounds like a complete idiot.
You mind if I sit down for a while
Reacquaint yourself with my style
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You mind if I sit down for a while
Reacquaint yourself with my style
Yes. And good lord, that selection was fun to listen to today. Best bass intro ever. Could do without the 12-plus minute flange filled drum solo though.
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Yes. And good lord, that selection was fun to listen to today. Best bass intro ever. Could do without the 12-plus minute flange filled drum solo though.
I am pretty sure I can put on Alive and Alive II and play along note for note to this day.
Part of The Bart DNA
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Are you listening in with interest?
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Are you listening in with interest?
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Are you listening in with interest?
That is not a tell.
It is time for extreme moderation, @KSM32 .
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That is not a tell.
It is time for extreme moderation, @KSM32 .
As per my ? above
I had no idea a dumbass equine who can't differentiate between a TELL and an ASK would wander over. It never fuckin' ends with this Ask Tell confusion.
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As per my ? above
I had no idea a dumbass equine who can't differentiate between a TELL and an ASK would wander over. It never fuckin' ends with this Ask Tell confusion.
Well then, pray tell, what is the precise definition, rule and regulation with respect to your esteemed forum?
Are you always so welcoming to new members or whoever might wander by?
And is such vulgar and insulting language the norm in these parts, coming from in fact the 𝑚𝑜𝑑𝑒𝑟𝑎𝑡𝑜𝑟?
My deepest apologies then if I have so offended your sensibilities and decorum.
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Well then, pray tell, what is the precise definition, rule and regulation with respect to your esteemed forum?
Are you always so welcoming to new members or whoever might wander by?
And is such vulgar and insulting language the norm in these parts, coming from in fact the 𝑚𝑜𝑑𝑒𝑟𝑎𝑡𝑜𝑟?
My deepest apologies then if I have so offended your sensibilities and decorum.
That is a question, followed by another question, and yet one more question, followed by righteous tell. ;D
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Well then, pray tell, what is the precise definition, rule and regulation with respect to your esteemed forum?
Are you always so welcoming to new members or whoever might wander by?
And is such vulgar and insulting language the norm in these parts, coming from in fact the 𝑚𝑜𝑑𝑒𝑟𝑎𝑡𝑜𝑟?
My deepest apologies then if I have so offended your sensibilities and decorum.
EEEEEK so many questions in the TELL Bart Anything thread!!!
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EEEEEK so many questions in the TELL Bart Anything thread!!!
I KNOW, Right?
Oops :-[
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I KNOW, Right?
Oops :-[
Bart, I want any and all leniency applied to my friend Ciardelo. Please and thank you.
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Bart, I want any and all leniency applied to my friend Ciardelo. Please and thank you.
Yes please Bart, don't send that @KSM32 to extremely moderate me. It tickles.
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As per my ? above
I had no idea a dumbass equine who can't differentiate between a TELL and an ASK would wander over. It never fuckin' ends with this Ask Tell confusion.
Well then, helpfully inform us, as to the rules and regulations with respect to this esteemed forum.
Your warmth and welcoming to new members or whoever might wander by 𝑖𝑠 somewhat questionable.
Such vulgar and insulting language seems to be the norm in these parts, coming from in fact the 𝑚𝑜𝑑𝑒𝑟𝑎𝑡𝑜𝑟.
My deepest apologies then as I have so offended your sensibilities and decorum.
Rhetorical questions, I presume, will be stepped on mercilessly and with a vicious boot.
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Bart, I need to tell you how much a place where one can leave their baggage out on the sidewalk upon entry is appreciated.
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Well then, pray tell, what is the precise definition, rule and regulation with respect to your esteemed forum?
Are you always so welcoming to new members or whoever might wander by?
And is such vulgar and insulting language the norm in these parts, coming from in fact the 𝑚𝑜𝑑𝑒𝑟𝑎𝑡𝑜𝑟?
My deepest apologies then if I have so offended your sensibilities and decorum.
@Silphion
Ok. Let's just take a step back and regroup. Perhaps we got off on the wrong cunt. Judging by your emotional outburst you're obviously of the fairer sex. Perhaps even quite busty. :)
But seriously - here's the thing:
There is an ASK Bart Anything, thread. And there is a TELL Bart Anything, thread. Sometimes people get them mixed up and a "Tell" might be posted in the ASK thread and of course the other way around. You made a simple mistake. No big deal.
I apologize for my outburst. It's my birthday on October 14th and I find myself getting impatient as I await my selfish time when I receive all manner of physical pleasure including penetration, handjobs, blowjobs, and possible horse milking me should she allow her friend to assist. Again.
apologies
BTW plus 1 :)
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Yes please Bart, don't send that @KSM32 to extremely moderate me. It tickles.
@Ciardelo
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Well then, helpfully inform us, as to the rules and regulations with respect to this esteemed forum.
Your warmth and welcoming to new members or whoever might wander by 𝑖𝑠 somewhat questionable.
Such vulgar and insulting language seems to be the norm in these parts, coming from in fact the 𝑚𝑜𝑑𝑒𝑟𝑎𝑡𝑜𝑟.
My deepest apologies then as I have so offended your sensibilities and decorum.
Rhetorical questions, I presume, will be stepped on mercilessly and with a vicious boot.
@Bart Ell , you should probably warn the knight @Silphion that @KSM32 is an equal opportunity sexual harasser and that it clearly states in the forum handbook that sensitivity training is not provided.
Also, I totally jacked my knee in a scree field yesterday and it really hurts. Not as bad as it did hiking back out with a fucked up knee but still- I'm injured and feeling sensitive so please be nice.
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@Bart Ell , you should probably warn the knight @Silphion that @KSM32 is an equal opportunity sexual harasser and that it clearly states in the forum handbook that sensitivity training is not provided.
Also, I totally jacked my knee in a scree field yesterday and it really hurts. Not as bad as it did hiking back out with a fucked up knee but still- I'm injured and feeling sensitive so please be nice.
I suspect the damage is done. :-\
Sorry about your knee. I told you last time to start wearing pads when you service me. some people never learn ::)
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I suspect the damage is done. :-\
Sorry about your knee. I told you last time to start wearing pads when you service me. some people never learn ::)
I SAID BE FUCKING NICE!!!!!
Also, most people probably don't know "service you" means throw rocks at your head until my arm gives out. I'm not one to kink shame but at some point you're going to have to be gentler with your face- that color of purple could scare children and that cauliflower ear? Not my fault.
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@Bart Ell , you should probably warn the knight @Silphion that @KSM32 is an equal opportunity sexual harasser and that it clearly states in the forum handbook that sensitivity training is not provided.
Also, I totally jacked my knee in a scree field yesterday and it really hurts. Not as bad as it did hiking back out with a fucked up knee but still- I'm injured and feeling sensitive so please be nice.
At least we found out who bought the LATENIGHT IN THE MIDLANDS YouTube studio, complete with the green screen and the midget in the corner rig.
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At least we found out who bought the LATENIGHT IN THE MIDLANDS YouTube studio, complete with the green screen and the midget in the corner rig.
I tried listening to said show last week while planing a new door. Lasted about 10 minutes and then went back to the headbanging thunder of my personal playlist.
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I SAID BE FUCKING NICE!!!!!
I GAVE YOU A HUNDRED POINTS!!! THAT WAS A "FUCKING NICE" ACT ON MY PART!!!
@PolkaDot
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I GAVE YOU A HUNDRED POINTS!!! THAT WAS A "FUCKING NICE" ACT ON MY PART!!!
@PolkaDot
That is nice. Yes.
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That is nice. Yes.
I have personally donated over 2300 points to the needy eEllgab have-nots! Not that you need any, but, you want some? I'll give ya 300! Why not! @anniem Say 'da word!
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I have personally donated over 2300 points to the needy eEllgab have-nots! Not that you need any, but, you want some? I'll give ya 300! Why not! @anniem Say 'da word!
Aren't you the shameless cuck who threw a shitball at @Chefist for announcing his donation to a charity? Seems like Cracker Hypocrisy if you ask me. White privileged Asshole.
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I GAVE YOU A HUNDRED POINTS!!! THAT WAS A "FUCKING NICE" ACT ON MY PART!!!
@PolkaDot
Hmm, that is nice. Do I need to take your temperature? Have you caught the Covid?
And Thank you @KSM32
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Aren't you the shameless cuck who threw a shitball at @Chefist for announcing his donation to a charity? Seems like Cracker Hypocrisy if you ask me. White privileged Asshole.
-1 for being mean to the sexual harasser (occasionally) nice guy.
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I have personally donated over 2300 points to the needy eEllgab have-nots! Not that you need any, but, you want some? I'll give ya 300! Why not! @anniem Say 'da word!
Bart, I cannot figure out how to reply to KSM AND tell you something at the same time.
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Bart, I cannot figure out how to reply to KSM AND tell you something at the same time.
That's because you're overwhelmed by my HUNKINESS!!
I'll back up a bit and let you take in some air.......
Now you can TELL.. him... some thing..
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That's because you're overwhelmed by my HUNKINESS!!
I'll back up a bit and let you take in some air.......
Now you can TELL.. him... some thing..
Bart, I do like air. I also appreciate the offer of karmas, am ok though.
BOING BOING BOING
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Bart, I do like air. I also appreciate the offer of karmas, am ok though.
BOING BOING BOING
Not sure why you're calling me, Bart. You work for Boing Aerospace?
Annie's in a bad mood :-\ :'(
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Not sure why you're calling me, Bart. You work for Boing Aerospace?
Annie's in a bad mood :-\ :'(
I am in a fine mood!
pssst respect the thread dude
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I started the thread. I've cart blanche to run amok like a crazy person.
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I started the thread. I've cart blanche to run amok like a crazy person.
I agree!
i gotta respect the thread though
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Bart, It's officially autumn. It's cooling off, the leaves are turning, and the green chilis have been roasted and put in the freezer. There's no turning back now.
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Ah, yes autumn. When the 5AM temperature is down in the 70s.
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Ah, yes autumn. When the 5AM temperature is down in the 70s.
yeek. I'd melt.
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I would take great personal joy in strangling the guy from Counting Crows. Immense. Pleasure.
"Round Here" would take on a whole other meaning Round here would be his neck as my hands wrapped ROOUUUND there!
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Of all the maniacs I truly believe that the pyro is the worst. Think about it.
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I would take great personal joy in strangling the guy from Counting Crows. Immense. Pleasure.
"Round Here" would take on a whole other meaning Round here would be his neck as my hands wrapped ROOUUUND there!
+1
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+1
Indeed. From the Bands, Artists, and Celebrities We Hate, category.
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Indeed. From the Bands, Artists, and Celebrities We Hate, category.
Link please. ;) We can get 1000 posts in a day. LOL!!!!
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I made a mistake...I didn't look at the dimensions of my next needlework project....
The canvas is 62x86cm...
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I made a mistake...I didn't look at the dimensions of my next needlework project....
The canvas is 62x86cm...
Needlework project? ???
Will the ladies from the lodge be coming over for bridge on Sunday night and where do they park their scooters? @SpookPumpkin
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Needlework project? ???
Will the ladies from the lodge be coming over for bridge on Sunday night and where do they park their scooters? @SpookPumpkin
No Covid prevents any gathering.
My grandmother taught me when I was little. These days, it's good therapy for my hands.
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I made a mistake...I didn't look at the dimensions of my next needlework project....
The canvas is 62x86cm...
Oh my! That one will take a while. What is the design?
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In the SPITE category:
Before heading out to my wife's office to move some furniture around I called a popular breakfast place (They know me well) I requested a little extra ham in my ham n cheese omelet as sometimes they can be a little light on it depending on who's cooking. When I arrived at the office I sat down, opened my container only to see that there was about six cubic gallons of DICED FUCKING HAM. It was fucking ridiculous and breakfast ratios were completely out the window. This WAS an incident of "That fucking guy again with his xtra ham huh.. Fuck him! here's your HAM YA COCKSUCKER!!!"
#SpiteHam
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In the SPITE category:
Before heading out to my wife's office to move some furniture around I called a popular breakfast place (They know me well) I requested a little extra ham in my ham n cheese omelet as sometimes they can be a little light on it depending on who's cooking. When I arrived at the office I sat down, opened my container only to see that there was about six cubic gallons of DICED FUCKING HAM. It was fucking ridiculous and breakfast ratios were completely out the window. This WAS an incident of "That fucking guy again with his xtra ham huh.. Fuck him! here's your HAM YA COCKSUCKER!!!"
#SpiteHam
Well, since they know you well they may have attempted to hook you up with copious amounts of salty ham goodness as an expression of gratitude for being a good customer and an awesome dude! :D
BTW? Why the hell are you moving furniture today?
#nofurnituremovingsundays
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Well, since they know you well they may have attempted to hook you up with copious amounts of salty ham goodness as an expression of gratitude for being a good customer and an awesome dude! :D
BTW? Why the hell are you moving furniture today?
#nofurnituremovingsundays
@ShayP
No, they're only nice when she is with me. Alone, not so much. It WAS spite ham.
This was yesterday, which may have you asking who the hell moves furniture on a Saturday!? Answer; tomorrow is my anniversary so I'm being wonderful as all fuck. :)
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@ShayP
No, they're only nice when she is with me. Alone, not so much. It WAS spite ham.
This was yesterday, which may have you asking who the hell moves furniture on a Saturday!? Answer; tomorrow is my anniversary so I'm being wonderful as all fuck. :)
Soooo, Monday is your anniversary because yesterday was yesterday and today is Sunday and the tomorrow is Monday in case I got it all mixed up? HAPPY ANNIVERSARY THEN! :) Plans?
LMAO @ "spite ham."
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Oh my! That one will take a while. What is the design?
It'll be worth it. Even for shock value if we have prudish guests.
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It'll be worth it. Even for shock value if we have prudish guests.
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I love it.
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It'll be worth it. Even for shock value if we have prudish guests.
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It needs a cat.
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Soooo, Monday is your anniversary because yesterday was yesterday and today is Sunday and the tomorrow is Monday in case I got it all mixed up
Huh Now I'm confused ??? What day is it now? My birthday is on the 14th and if I miss that I'll be devastated! It IS October, correct?! WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE AND WHERE IS MY HORSE!! ???
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Huh Now I'm confused ??? What day is it now? My birthday is on the 14th and if I miss that I'll be devastated! It IS October, correct?! WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE AND WHERE IS MY HORSE!! ???
I was confused too when you posted something today that occurred yesterday without stating it was in fact yesterday. One would assume you did the furniture moving today.
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I was confused too when you posted something today that occurred yesterday without stating it was in fact yesterday. One would assume you did the furniture moving today.
Aw, poor @KSM32 is getting married muddled...poor fella.
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It'll be worth it. Even for shock value if we have prudish guests.
There's 2 FULL MOONS!
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Not yet!
;)
But thanks ;D I have a very nice day planned.
I was confused too when you posted something today that occurred yesterday without stating it was in fact yesterday. One would assume you did the furniture moving today.
I Can't post that I have MOVED (past tense) furniture IF IT HASN'T HAPPENED YET TODAY OR TUESDAY! is there a Same Day Rule that I am unaware of? THAT FUCKING HAM HAS SCREWED US BOTH UP!
SPITE! HAM!!
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@ShayP
No, they're only nice when she is with me. Alone, not so much. It WAS spite ham.
This was yesterday, which may have you asking who the hell moves furniture on a Saturday!? Answer; tomorrow is my anniversary so I'm being wonderful as all fuck. :)
The first part makes sense. I don't believe the 2nd.
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It'll be worth it. Even for shock value if we have prudish guests.
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@SpookPumpkin I love this! Nice!!!
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Consider it a, Curious TELL.
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I use to argue with a bass player we had when he insisted that Derry Grehan was an underrated guitar player. I heard Burning In Love yesterday and listened intently to the lead break. I did enjoy it! It's a good one but I still say that the lead for, It Doesn't Matter (2:41) is perhaps my top melodic lead of all time. Short and very sweet. ..maybe not of "all time" but it's up there.
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I use to argue with a bass player we had when he insisted that Derry Grehan was an underrated guitar player. I heard Burning In Love yesterday and listened intently to the lead break. I did enjoy it! It's a good one but I still say that the lead for, It Doesn't Matter (2:41) is perhaps my top melodic lead of all time. Short and very sweet. ..maybe not of "all time" but it's up there.
I liked Greg Fraser and Derry Grehan but the one underrated guitar played from that scene was and is Pete Lesperance
Magic from 2:55
Greg Fraser -
Gerry, the singer, died a few weeks ago.
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Happy Canadian Thanksgiving.
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Happy Canadian Thanksgiving.
I started a thread for that.
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I’m bored. Football is boring. I don’t care about the Braves anymore. Hockey is over. You and @Rikki Gins need to stop being lazy and come up with enough shows to start at 6PM Eastern time. No repeats and no guest hosts. More squatch would also be acceptable.
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I’m bored. Football is boring. I don’t care about the Braves anymore. Hockey is over. You and @Rikki Gins need to stop being lazy and come up with enough shows to start at 6PM Eastern time. No repeats and no guest hosts. More squatch would also be acceptable.
You can have a double sized Squatch Report tonight.
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I’m bored. Football is boring. I don’t care about the Braves anymore. Hockey is over. You and @Rikki Gins need to stop being lazy and come up with enough shows to start at 6PM Eastern time. No repeats and no guest hosts. More squatch would also be acceptable.
So you're in such lockdown that you literally have nothing to do..
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I started a thread for that.
Meanest thing you've ever posted :o
;)
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So you're in such lockdown that you literally have nothing to do..
I could always practice one or more instruments, but I try to take Sundays off. You people are not posting enough amusing material.
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I could always practice one or more instruments, but I try to take Sundays off. You people are not posting enough amusing material.
Agreed! Amuse me more (and @juan )!!!!!
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Consider it a, Curious TELL.
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FUCK YOU!
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Please ban the JayGab. @Bart Ell
Anyways, my karma will soon be at 400. I would like you to return all 2,373 points that I have given away back to me! I HAVE KEPT TRACK OF WHO HAS RECIEVED WHAT from me and no longer deem them worthy.
Thank you for you cooperation and understanding.
PS plus 1 to @StarrMountain (I did it in the other thread where you were)
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Please ban the JayGab. @Bart Ell
Anyways, my karma will soon be at 400. I would like you to return all 2,373 points that I have given away back to me! I HAVE KEPT TRACK OF WHO HAS RECIEVED WHAT from me and no longer deem them worthy.
Thank you for you cooperation and understanding.
PS plus 1 to @StarrMountain (I did it in the other thread where you were)
Don't think I got any, but I did just give you one.
It is all I can do at the moment.
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Don't think I got any
Annie, we're both married for God sakes! For just once can I get a break from all you demanding women in my life. I'M JUST ONE MAN man!!!
@anniem
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Annie, we're both married for God sakes! For just once can I get a break from all you demanding women in my life. I'M JUST ONE MAN man!!!
@anniem
Yeah but I dont want!
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Please ban the JayGab. @Bart Ell
Anyways, my karma will soon be at 400. I would like you to return all 2,373 points that I have given away back to me! I HAVE KEPT TRACK OF WHO HAS RECIEVED WHAT from me and no longer deem them worthy.
Thank you for you cooperation and understanding.
PS plus 1 to @StarrMountain (I did it in the other thread where you were)
Except me. I'm keeping mine.
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Wanted to let you know that myself and a few of your local contractors will be in your area in the next week and will be Dropping Loads ahhh yeah. This will be a free service, it costs you nothing.
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Wanted to let you know that myself and a few of your local contractors will be in your area in the next week and will be Dropping Loads ahhh yeah. This will be a free service, it costs you nothing.
ON or IN each other?
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ON or IN each other?
Hmph I thought you were familiar with that bit :-\
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You know, what to do. You know what to do..
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Resilient Ranter--PHILLY CRIME ALERTS
Lasers are being directed at the Police and news helicopters.
I am ok @Chimp Covfefe & @anniem & @PolkaDot
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Resilient Ranter--PHILLY CRIME ALERTS
Lasers are being directed at the Police and news helicopters.
I am ok @Chimp Covfefe & @anniem & @PolkaDot
Stay safe out there, @FISH.
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Resilient Ranter--PHILLY CRIME ALERTS
Lasers are being directed at the Police and news helicopters.
I am ok @Chimp Covfefe & @anniem & @PolkaDot
WTF? Really? My God, how do we claw our way out of this unfortunate matrix.
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You know, what to do. You know what to do..
You bet!
I am dropping loads on Eric's wheelchair right now.
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Resilient Ranter--PHILLY CRIME ALERTS
Lasers are being directed at the Police and news helicopters.
I am ok @Chimp Covfefe & @anniem & @PolkaDot
LASERS?
HAVE YOU BEEN INVADED BY BUCK ROGERS?
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Resilient Ranter--PHILLY CRIME ALERTS
Lasers are being directed at the Police and news helicopters.
I am ok @Chimp Covfefe & @anniem & @PolkaDot
If you need me to challenge them to a dance off then just let me know, @FISH
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LASERS?
HAVE YOU BEEN INVADED BY BUCK ROGERS?
almost--7-10 TRUCKS IN A CARAVAN ALONG CITY AVENUE - RAMMED THROUGH BARRICADES ARE NOW ON I 76 BEING FOLLOWED BY AIR-TAC.
SEVERAL TRUCKS IN THE CARAVAN ARE THE U-HAUL TRUCKS THAT WERE STOLEN LAST NIGHT.
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If you need me to challenge them to a dance off then just let me know, @FISH
OK, dear friend.
This ain't no party, this ain't no disco This ain't no fooling around I'd love you hold you, I'd like to kiss you :-* I ain't got no time for that now.
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Resilient Ranter--PHILLY CRIME ALERTS
Lasers are being directed at the Police and news helicopters.
I am ok @Chimp Covfefe & @anniem & @PolkaDot
Thank you for the update, @FISH
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If you need me to challenge them to a dance off then just let me know, @FISH
They wouldn't stand a chance!
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almost--7-10 TRUCKS IN A CARAVAN ALONG CITY AVENUE - RAMMED THROUGH BARRICADES ARE NOW ON I 76 BEING FOLLOWED BY AIR-TAC.
SEVERAL TRUCKS IN THE CARAVAN ARE THE U-HAUL TRUCKS THAT WERE STOLEN LAST NIGHT.
Are you bunkering with Gritty?
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All the sudden I have heavy amp buzz in all amps and all guitars with all cables. I can't do electrical work. What a headache!
#DirtyPower
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All the sudden I have heavy amp buzz in all amps and all guitars with all cables. I can't do electrical work. What a headache!
#DirtyPower
$420. later
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$420. later
Damn hippy electricians!
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Only about 32 more hours.
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$420. later
$420, buzz? I’m suspicious. ;)
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Only about 32 more hours.
Until all hell breaks loose no matter the outcome.
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$420, buzz? I’m suspicious. ;)
She was a hot electrician so asked if she wouldn't mind takin care o' the kid after the electrical was done ;) Whatever the price..
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Resilient Ranter--PHILLY CRIME ALERTS
Lasers are being directed at the Police and news helicopters.
I am ok @Chimp Covfefe & @anniem & @PolkaDot
Ah humanity. :( This is more than a bit unfortunate. I’ve been seeing this pop up on my news feed. Stay safe @FISH .
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$420. later
Stoner.
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Stoner.
Stoner? I hardly know her. :o
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Ah humanity. :( This is more than a bit unfortunate. I’ve been seeing this pop up on my news feed. Stay safe @FISH .
THE PENNSYLVANIA ARMY NATIONAL GUARD IS HERE.
I did not see one kid dressed for Halloween.
All our local stores are boarded up, including my bank. I know the news media notes that Philly had some trouble. So many people are out of work. Every night more ATMs are being blown up.
I will be safe @PolkaDot . I have skills. ;)
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Stoner? I hardly know her. :o
That rarely stops them. :(
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THE PENNSYLVANIA ARMY NATIONAL GUARD IS HERE.
I did not see one kid dressed for Halloween.
All our local stores are boarded up, including my bank. I know the news media notes that Philly had some trouble. So many people are out of work. Every night more ATMs are being blown up.
I will be safe @PolkaDot . I have skills. ;)
Hearing this I feel even more fortunate than usual. I hope it holds.
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@FISH Pick a few cute Guardsmen, put on a Flyers sweater, and cook for them. You’ll be protected.
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THE PENNSYLVANIA ARMY NATIONAL GUARD IS HERE.
I did not see one kid dressed for Halloween.
All our local stores are boarded up, including my bank. I know the news media notes that Philly had some trouble. So many people are out of work. Every night more ATMs are being blown up.
I will be safe @PolkaDot . I have skills. ;)
I'm so sorry. Please be safe!
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Hearing this I feel even more fortunate than usual. I hope it holds.
Yes, feel fortunate. ;)I'm so sorry. Please be safe!
I have go to Jersey to find an ATM machine. ;)@FISH Pick a few cute Guardsmen, put on a Flyers sweater, and cook for them. You’ll be protected.
Is KNOR playing a song for George Soros?
Sympathy For The Devil
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Hoagie never talked about this.
https://www.autoevolution.com/news/nasa-shows-us-the-anus-of-mars-135271.html
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There is absolutely no reason to leave me hangin' on my above post. ::) I mean that's what this thread is for! SOMEBODY HAS TO SAY SOMETHING!!
@TigerLily @PolkaDot @ShayP @Bart Ell @JayGab
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Hoagie never talked about this.
https://www.autoevolution.com/news/nasa-shows-us-the-anus-of-mars-135271.html
You kiddin?? That's what birthed Hoagland! I know. I ate the placenta! Butter poached!
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There is absolutely no reason to leave me hangin' on my above post. ::) I mean that's what this thread is for! SOMEBODY HAS TO SAY SOMETHING!!
@TigerLily @PolkaDot @ShayP @Bart Ell @JayGab
Is it a male or female anus?
Either way IT'S SEXY!
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There is absolutely no reason to leave me hangin' on my above post. ::) I mean that's what this thread is for! SOMEBODY HAS TO SAY SOMETHING!!
@TigerLily @PolkaDot @ShayP @Bart Ell @JayGab
My tongue doesn't have the stamina or the strength to attempt a rim job on that anus. @KSM32
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My tongue doesn't have the stamina or the strength to attempt a rim job on that anus. @KSM32
You usually work quite clean in your comedic stylings and I have never known you to work blue, until now. Or in this case, brown.
Is it a male or female anus?
Either way IT'S SEXY!
Mars is the God of war so.. I'm guessing, male ish. ? If Mars god was a warrior amazon queen I'd say yer lookin at a huuuge lady balloon knot.
Forecast calling for high winds on Mars.
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You usually work quite clean in your comedic stylings and I have never known you to work blue, until now. Or in this case, brown.
LOL! @KSM32 I can get raw. ;)
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LOL! @KSM32 I can get raw. ;)
It's the James Garner effect. Nice upgrade!
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It's the James Garner effect. Nice upgrade!
Thanks! I'm going to start binging on The Rockford Files soon. I have no life. ;D
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I am happy there are no filthy animals participating here.
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There is absolutely no reason to leave me hangin' on my above post. ::) I mean that's what this thread is for! SOMEBODY HAS TO SAY SOMETHING!!
@TigerLily @PolkaDot @ShayP @Bart Ell @JayGab
@KSM32 I was enjoying the view *shrug*
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Thanks! I'm going to start binging on The Rockford Files soon. I have no life. ;D
I don't know what Rockford files are but it sounds like a cop show. Do they wear uniforms?
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I am happy there are no filthy animals participating here.
It's occasionally nice for the inherent entertainment value.
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I don't know what Rockford files are but it sounds like a cop show. Do they wear uniforms?
IT'S LIKE MAGNUM PI BUT FOR OLD PEOPLE
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IT'S LIKE MAGNUM PI BUT FOR OLD PEOPLE
Oh! You had me at Ferrari. ;D
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Oh! You had me at Ferrari. ;D
It's like a Ferrari, but more like a Pontiac Firebird.
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@KSM32 I was enjoying the view
Sorry. It was my Don't Wear Pants To Work day. I hope you didn't land on anything sharp when you slid off your chair. @PolkaDot
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I don't know what Rockford files are but it sounds like a cop show. Do they wear uniforms?
It’s like Maverick except without the brother and taking place in the 70s.
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Sorry. It was my Don't Wear Pants To Work day. I hope you didn't land on anything sharp when you slid off your chair. @PolkaDot
Sometimes you wear pants? ???
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It’s like Maverick except without the brother and taking place in the 70s.
Umm...is this statement supposed to be clarifying?
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Umm...is this statement supposed to be clarifying?
Yes.
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Rockford had the best song..
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Rockford had the best song..
wow. I've honestly never seen (or heard) this. ???
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Rockford had the best song..
Wrong
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Wrong
Sorry Juan. I was not yet a sperm when that was the hit of the day.
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IT'S LIKE MAGNUM PI BUT FOR OLD PEOPLE
That hurts man. :'( I'm not that old. Now I'm going to watch Quincy before Rikki Gins Old Time Radio.
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It's occasionally nice for the inherent entertainment value.
It was fun to see @Bart Ell clarify things for them, yes, that is true.
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That hurts man. :'( I'm not that old. Now I'm going to watch Quincy before Rikki Gins Old Time Radio.
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@ShayP Clint Eastwood?
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It was fun to see @Bart Ell clarify things for them, yes, that is true.
Silly filthy animals.
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@ShayP Clint Eastwood?
@KSM32 Jack Klugman
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@KSM32 Jack Klugman
Is he from the lumber company?
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Is he from the lumber company?
I have know idea what you are referencing. I feel like you're messing with me. My apologies if I'm mistaken.
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I have know idea what you are referencing. I feel like you're messing with me. My apologies if I'm mistaken.
Hehehehe ;D
Quincy's da' Man! Man.
The lumber company line was from a real event. Big family Christmas in the early 90's:
My mom and sister were in the kitchen doing dishes after lunch as a bunch of us were in the living room gabbing away while the TV was on. The publishers clearinghouse commercial came on with Dick Clark and Ed McMahon. She, mom, came into the room with plate she was hand drying and glanced at the TV and without missing a beat she says "Hmm Ed MaHahn, he's from the lumber company" Turned and walked back into the kitchen leaving us all completely speechless before breaking out into bloody hysterics. Albeit confused WTF type hysterics.
She was a normal woman with a high job at the Attorney Generals office and this was just out of the blue fucked up. @ShayP I still laugh oot loud about it.
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Hehehehe ;D
Quincy's da' Man! Man.
The lumber company line was from a real event. Big family Christmas in the early 90's:
My mom and sister were in the kitchen doing dishes after lunch as a bunch of us were in the living room gabbing away while the TV was on. The publishers clearinghouse commercial came on with Dick Clark and Ed McMahon. She, mom, came into the room with plate she was hand drying and glanced at the TV and without missing a beat she says "Hmm Ed MaHahn, he's from the lumber company" Turned and walked back into the kitchen leaving us all completely speechless before breaking out into bloody hysterics. Albeit confused WTF type hysterics.
She was a normal woman with a high job at the Attorney Generals office and this was just out of the blue fucked up. @ShayP I still laugh oot loud about it.
Dude. @KSM32 We went from Clint Eastwood to Jack Klugman to Ed McMahon to "Ed MaHahn." WTF? ;) ;D Plus, I forgot Publishers Clearing house was a thing. LOL! My Grandmother ordered me lots of magazines from there back in the 80's.
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Dude. @KSM32 We went from Clint Eastwood to Jack Klugman to Ed McMahon to "Ed MaHahn." WTF? ;) ;D Plus, I forgot Publishers Clearing house was a thing. LOL! My Grandmother ordered me lots of magazines from there back in the 80's.
;D Iiii KNOW! Now you have an idea what it's like to have an actual live in person conversation with me. All my guests leave with freshly pissed pants and a greatly diminished sense of self worth.
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;D Iiii KNOW! Now you have an idea what it's like to have an actual live in person conversation with me. All my guests leave with freshly pissed pants and a greatly diminished sense of self worth.
They're better for it. Pissed pants and all. :D
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There was another detective show on that played opposite The Rockford Files, and I was the only one who ever watched it. It was called Harry O and it starred the late great David Janssen. He played an ex-detective who had to retire because he got a bullet in him that was lodged close to his spine and the doctors couldn't operate. He lived in a ramshackle house right on a beach in San Diego. There was a big fishing boat in the sand called The Answer and he worked on it as a hobby but he could never get it seaworthy. Anyway he would still hire out as a detective on occasion. The show had a really cool, introspective vibe and very nice, cool-tempo type jazz music to go with it. The show lasted two seasons before cancellation because Rockford Files was more popular with the public.
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There was another detective show on that played opposite The Rockford Files, and I was the only one who ever watched it. It was called Harry O and it starred the late great David Janssen. He played an ex-detective who had to retire because he got a bullet in him that was lodged close to his spine and the doctors couldn't operate. He lived in a ramshackle house right on a beach in San Diego. There was a big fishing boat in the sand called The Answer and he worked on it as a hobby but he could never get it seaworthy. Anyway he would still hire out as a detective on occasion. The show had a really cool, introspective vibe and very nice, cool-tempo type jazz music to go with it. The show lasted two seasons before cancellation because Rockford Files was more popular with the public.
Those honchos at the networks used to do that stuff all the time. They would put 2 similar shows up against each other at the same time, leaving us poor viewers with no choice but to pick one and miss the other! >:(
Rat Bastards!
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Bart, my leisure days are nearly numbered. :'( :'( :'(
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Bart, my leisure days are nearly numbered. :'( :'( :'(
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And soon you pay the piper. 8)
Party's over Toots! The train stops here! Take your medicine! Eat your vegies! Selfish time is, OVER! Put ya' big girl pants on and GROW UP!
No more Mr. Nice HC! 8) HP?
@PolkaDot
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And soon you pay the piper. 8)
Party's over Toots! The train stops here! Take your medicine! Eat your vegies! Selfish time is, OVER! Put ya' big girl pants on and GROW UP!
No more Mr. Nice HC! 8) HP?
@PolkaDot
Rude.
I disliked that piper anyway. I'm getting a full orchestra next time.
I prefer HC and I don't remember that he comes in "nice" but I suppose anything is possible.
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In about an hour I'll be on the road heading out to a cabin in a tiny mountain town called Wells. There is a movie being shot there over the weekend so I'll try for an Ell-Bomb should the opportunity present itself.
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In about an hour I'll be on the road heading out to a cabin in a tiny mountain town called Wells. There is a movie being shot there over the weekend so I'll try for an Ell-Bomb should the opportunity present itself.
Porno? ???
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Porno? ???
The kind of porn that gets shot in those hick towns is the kind of porn that can only be found for sale on the dark web.
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Porno? ???
Shortly after our arrival we were informed that the production had been cancelled due to the covids. :-\
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I am ashamed to say that we came home early. In fact we got up at 2:40 AM, packed up and drove several hours in very unsavory conditions just to get home to our own bed. I've turned into a city boi :-[
Always remember to take your own pillows! And that damned electric baseboard heater heat mad it impossible to sleep for any length of time.
Cabin was was an old coal miner building over 100 yrs. May have been haunted. I swear somebody grabbed my Dingaling in the shower and whisper yelled "GET OUT!"-"BUT LEAVE THIS HERE!"
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Started watching Ted Lasso on Apple TV. I feel a bit indoctrinated, but it’s cute. I like it.
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I am ashamed to say that we came home early. In fact we got up at 2:40 AM, packed up and drove several hours in very unsavory conditions just to get home to our own bed. I've turned into a city boi :-[
Always remember to take your own pillows! And that damned electric baseboard heater heat mad it impossible to sleep for any length of time.
Cabin was was an old coal miner building over 100 yrs. May have been haunted. I swear somebody grabbed my Dingaling in the shower and whisper yelled "GET OUT!"-"BUT LEAVE THIS HERE!"
Is this a princess and the pea story for the modern man?
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Is this a princess and the pea story for the modern man?
Not sure what you're getting at there but I'm quite sure it was most directed at me in the meanest way.
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Started watching Ted Lasso on Apple TV. I feel a bit indoctrinated, but it’s cute. I like it.
Bairyn said we should watch it since it is done by Scrubs guy.
I DID NOT EXPECT CUTE!
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I am ashamed to say that we came home early. In fact we got up at 2:40 AM, packed up and drove several hours in very unsavory conditions just to get home to our own bed. I've turned into a city boi :-[
Always remember to take your own pillows! And that damned electric baseboard heater heat mad it impossible to sleep for any length of time.
Cabin was was an old coal miner building over 100 yrs. May have been haunted. I swear somebody grabbed my Dingaling in the shower and whisper yelled "GET OUT!"-"BUT LEAVE THIS HERE!"
Coal miner ghosts love pricks.
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Bairyn said we should watch it since it is done by Scrubs guy.
I DID NOT EXPECT CUTE!
Finished it tonight. It was a nice warm fuzzy. Do it!
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I suddenly want an ice cream. Any ice cream. In a cone.
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I suddenly want an ice cream. Any ice cream. In a cone.
I think the flavor choice should have been included in that post, along with a type of cone.
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@PolkaDot This ice cream building gif looks like the many lady hands over the baseball bat.
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@PolkaDot This ice cream building gif looks like the many lady hands over the baseball bat.
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I think the flavor choice should have been included in that post, along with a type of cone.
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Turtle on sugar cone
....though coffee ice cream is a close second.
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As odd as I thought her to be sometimes, I miss FISH. I hope she's ok.
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Turtle on sugar cone
....though coffee ice cream is a close second.
Coffee ice cream is pointless. Have a fucking coffee and be done with it!
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Coffee ice cream is pointless. Have a fucking coffee and be done with it!
So you only have ice cream flavor ice cream?
FASCINATING!
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Turtle on sugar cone
....though coffee ice cream is a close second.
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So you only have ice cream flavor ice cream?
FASCINATING!
You? I bet you like nuts in your brownies. Brownies should not be fucked with. Leave the nuts out of the divine creation!
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You? I bet you like nuts in your brownies. Brownies should not be fucked with. Leave the nuts out of the divine creation!
Come on, we all know you love nuts in your mouth.
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You? I bet you like nuts in your brownies. Brownies should not be fucked with. Leave the nuts out of the divine creation!
Brownies with or without nuts - the cause of many an internet war
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Brownies with or without nuts - the cause of many an internet war
What say you @anniem to nut, or not to nut!? It is unfortunate but I happen to agree with Rosa up there.
No. Nuts.
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What say you @anniem to nut, or not to nut!? It is unfortunate but I happen to agree with Rosa up there.
No. Nuts.
Since one cannot guarantee the excellentness of nuts (fresh vs not so very fresh), one should not nut up a brownie.
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No. Nuts.
+1
I just castrated myself.
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+1
I just castrated myself.
Makes being pantless more comfortable.
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You have a hate-on for ham but you like a well constructed eggs benny.
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@Bart Ell I received your post card today. Thanks! :D I am wearing pants right now and because it's the holiday season I am committed to do so. I'm not sure what's gonna happen come the first of the year though. ;) ;D
Cheers!
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@Bart Ell I received your post card today. Thanks! :D I am wearing pants right now and because it's the holiday season I am committed to do so. I'm not sure what's gonna happen come the first of the year though. ;) ;D
Cheers!
I am glad to message has made a difference!
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@Bart Ell
Thank you for the lovely Christmas postcard. And for the loud laugh when I read the message.
And now, the handwriting analysis.
Bart Ell's handwriting is legible, and the ink is blue.
HO HO HO
(boing boing boing)
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@Bart Ell
Thank you for the lovely Christmas postcard. And for the loud laugh when I read the message.
And now, the handwriting analysis.
Bart Ell's handwriting is legible, and the ink is blue.
HO HO HO
(boing boing boing)
Using a pen was difficult!
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This is bullshit. I wasn't even offered a Christmas postcard. Or anything! MAN THIS IS BOGUS MAN!!
Using a pen was difficult!
@Bart Ell
Thank you for the lovely Christmas postcard. And for the loud laugh when I read the message.
And now, the handwriting analysis.
Bart Ell's handwriting is legible, and the ink is blue.
HO HO HO
(boing boing boing)
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This is bullshit. I wasn't even offered a Christmas postcard. Or anything! MAN THIS IS BOGUS MAN!!
Everyone was offered a postcard... IN THE POSTCARD THREAD!
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Everyone was offered a postcard... IN THE POSTCARD THREAD!
Yes, I saw it there.
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Everyone was offered a postcard... IN THE POSTCARD THREAD!
Oh :-[
WELL I ONLY STICK TO THE THREADS I AM TASKED WITH MODERATING! I can't spread myself out too thin or I'll lose track and my records will get all messed up.
Fine. Next year.
Yes, I saw it there.
No need to dogpile, ANNIE!
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Oh :-[
WELL I ONLY STICK TO THE THREADS I AM TASKED WITH MODERATING! I can't spread myself out too thin or I'll lose track and my records will get all messed up.
Fine. Next year.
No need to dogpile, ANNIE!
I'm being helpful to you. You are nice, and I want to make sure you get assistance when you need it most.
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I'm being helpful to you. You are nice, and I want to make sure you get assistance when you need it most.
::) It's no secret that I am "nice" Assistance? Never needed it. Although I did have to get a VD swab up the urethra some years ago. Those hurt. May have been some crying involved. :-[
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::) It's no secret that I am "nice" Assistance? Never needed it. Although I did have to get a VD swab up the urethra some years ago. Those hurt. May have been some crying involved. :-[
Can't be good. Have you had the Covid swab? It lets you know they can reach the inside of the back of your skull with a long swab. Not sure why they have to reach so far in when you can get it if you don't stay six feet away from people wearing a mask. I hear they won't publish the number of people who got it and were mask wearers. Tsk!
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Can't be good. Have you had the Covid swab? It lets you know they can reach the inside of the back of your skull with a long swab. Not sure why they have to reach so far in when you can get it if you don't stay six feet away from people wearing a mask. I hear they won't publish the number of people who got it and were mask wearers. Tsk!
No. I have not gotten covid swabbed nor will I. I am just fine. Truth be known I never once had to take the penile swab but everyone around me did. They had to visit every clinic in every town we went to. Truly, I was the one who was getting lucky. It's called Don't Fuck Anything And Everything With A Heartbeat! Being fussy pays off. Always.
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Can't be good. Have you had the Covid swab? It lets you know they can reach the inside of the back of your skull with a long swab. Not sure why they have to reach so far in when you can get it if you don't stay six feet away from people wearing a mask. I hear they won't publish the number of people who got it and were mask wearers. Tsk!
Masks were never said to stop someone from getting it.
They were always said to be a tool to help you from spreading it to others.
Any human over the age of 2 can prove this to themselves by putting on a mask and trying to blow out a candle.
We have become veal.
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That’s not correct. Dr. Robert of the CDC testified that wearing a mask was the best preventative measure, even better than a vaccine.
https://nypost.com/2020/09/16/cdc-director-masks-are-better-defense-against-covid-19-than-vaccine/
Clearly, these people don’t know what they’re talking about.
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That’s not correct. Dr. Robert of the CDC testified that wearing a mask was the best preventative measure, even better than a vaccine.
https://nypost.com/2020/09/16/cdc-director-masks-are-better-defense-against-covid-19-than-vaccine/
Clearly, these people don’t know what they’re talking about.
Everything you need to know is right here, the rest is just noise.
All you need is a mask, a candle, a way to make fire and breath to be able to figure it out for yourself.
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You take medical advice from a sketch and stand up comic?
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You take medical advice from a sketch and stand up comic?
Why skip the part where I mention you can see for yourself?
Seems your brain can't get beyond the noise.
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I think the important thing to learn from all this mask stuff is that the whole world can now rob a bank. Or, a train!
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Everything you need to know is right here, the rest is just noise.
All you need is a mask, a candle, a way to make fire and breath to be able to figure it out for yourself.
R
And a working brain
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I think the important thing to learn from all this mask stuff is that the whole world can now rob a bank. Or, a train!
Ahahahaha Soooo TRUE! Hahahaha man thats just a hilarious observation. coz like everybody has a mask on and the clerk cant describle a face to the police guy drawing pictures. hahaha
Plus 1 forr the out loud laff
LOL still
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Ahahahaha Soooo TRUE! Hahahaha man thats just a hilarious observation. coz like everybody has a mask on and the clerk cant describle a face to the police guy drawing pictures. hahaha
Plus 1 forr the out loud laff
LOL still
I would give you a -1 but your post to karma ratio currently has a nice symmetry
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Masks were never said to stop someone from getting it.
They were always said to be a tool to help you from spreading it to others.
Any human over the age of 2 can prove this to themselves by putting on a mask and trying to blow out a candle.
We have become veal.
The surgical masks protect one from droplets, splashes and sprays. Not viruses. They're disposable, but people don't throw them away, therefore they are less and less effective. They don't wear them correctly, either having it entirely under their noses or not tight on the bridge of the nose.
https://aip.scitation.org/doi/10.1063/5.0015044
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They're disposable, but people don't throw them away, therefore they are less and less effective. They don't wear them correctly, either having it entirely under their noses or not tight on the bridge of the nose.
https://aip.scitation.org/doi/10.1063/5.0015044
You are correct.
People are idiots and can't do simple things properly to help cut down the risk.
Why?
Noise.
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Wearing of masks in public also drastically cuts down the amount of ugly I have to see.
That alone is worth the minimal effort.
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You are correct.
People are idiots and can't do simple things properly to help cut down the risk.
Why?
Noise.
I don't depend on masks to keep me safe. I wear fresh ones properly applied nevertheless. Then no one has to be worried about me. I keep distance and keep my hands very clean. I've done those two things for years and years. I rode trains to work the last 6 years I worked, and despite the spewing spraying coughing people I saw just about everyday, I did not catch anything. Some places check temperatures before letting someone in, that's not a bad idea. Being out and about before moving, I no longer saw people around who were coughing and sneezing the way they did before, and that is a very good thing as well. It is more remote where I live now, but I still don't see people out and about coughing and sneezing.
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Wearing of masks in public also drastically cuts down the amount of ugly I have to see.
That alone is worth the minimal effort.
There is that. But then pretty/handsome is cut as well.
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There is that. But then pretty/handsome is cut as well.
I have a wife and a mirror at home so I see beauty everywhere!
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I have a wife and a mirror at home so I see beauty everywhere!
Great sentence! Sweet and hilarious!
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I've seen people going into stores with bandanas pulled over their noses like the Frito Bandito. I read somewhere that they aren't as effective as a mask.
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I've seen people going into stores with bandanas pulled over their noses like the Frito Bandito. I read somewhere that they aren't as effective as a mask.
What sort of mask are they not as effective as? N95, no. Surgical masks used to protect agains droplets, splashes and sprays, perhaps.
I've been seeing people with face shields, no mask. Might be fine, because they also protect against droplets, splashes and sprays.
I don't like the stuffy feeling of masks. When I worked in the OR, the masks were not stuffy because the temperature is kept lower except for one room type. I'm glad I don't have to work 8 hours with one on in a warm place.
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What sort of mask are they not as effective as? N95, no. Surgical masks used to protect agains droplets, splashes and sprays, perhaps.
I've been seeing people with face shields, no mask. Might be fine, because they also protect against droplets, splashes and sprays.
I don't like the stuffy feeling of masks. When I worked in the OR, the masks were not stuffy because the temperature is kept lower except for one room type. I'm glad I don't have to work 8 hours with one on in a warm place.
Hi Annie. Here is an article. https://www.cnbc.com/2020/08/11/study-bandanas-and-neck-gaiters-not-effective-as-surgical-face-masks.html You might not want to walk right by people who are wearing them. My regular cloth masks have replaceable filters. I almost think that they make me breath harder, though.
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Hi Annie. Here is an article. https://www.cnbc.com/2020/08/11/study-bandanas-and-neck-gaiters-not-effective-as-surgical-face-masks.html You might not want to walk right by people who are wearing them. My regular cloth masks have replaceable filters. I almost think that they make me breath harder, though.
Right. They're all the way open at the bottom. Did you know that the N95 come in sizes and if you get the wrong size it is also ineffective against a virus? I avoid walking by people no matter what they are wearing on their face if they are coughing or sneezing. Hasn't happened in a while, I must say.
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Right. They're all the way open at the bottom. Did you know that the N95 come in sizes and if you get the wrong size it is also ineffective against a virus? I avoid walking by people no matter what they are wearing on their face if they are coughing or sneezing. Hasn't happened in a while, I must say.
What about a former Mayor farting in public. I think he needs some N95 depends.
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I had someone get mad at me for saying they needed to have their face mask cover their mouth and nose (as per the city-wide mandate) they ripped off the entire mask and stormed out of the building. 😳
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Wearing of masks in public also drastically cuts down the amount of ugly I have to see.
That alone is worth the minimal effort.
As well, this a good argument for the "wear pants in public" guidelines.
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I had someone get mad at me for saying they needed to have their face mask cover their mouth and nose (as per the city-wide mandate) they ripped off the entire mask and stormed out of the building. 😳
I hope they die.
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I had someone get mad at me for saying they needed to have their face mask cover their mouth and nose (as per the city-wide mandate) they ripped off the entire mask and stormed out of the building. 😳
Nice, self ejection is always good. Would be nice if these types would all leave the supermarkets in mass too.
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Would be nice if these types would all leave the supermarkets in mass too.
And then die!
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Probably the greatest firing of 2020.
Aquilini is the owner of the team.
https://twitter.com/fr_aquilini/status/1335044102509883394
This cockpuppet needs a helmet as much as he needs a mask!
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Probably the greatest firing of 2020.
Aquilini is the owner of the team.
This cockpuppet needs a helmet as much as he needs a mask!
Oh my, likely had an expulsion - missed opportunity for a N95 Depends volunteer.
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I had someone get mad at me for saying they needed to have their face mask cover their mouth and nose (as per the city-wide mandate) they ripped off the entire mask and stormed out of the building. 😳
Adult temper tantrums are entertaining, are they not?
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I hope they die.
To your point @Bart Ell they are increasing their chances. Win/Win?
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To your point @Bart Ell they are increasing their chances. Win/Win?
Only if it ends with them being very dead.
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I’m feeling rather Garfield like about this particular day of the week. :-\
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I’m feeling rather Garfield like about this particular day of the week. :-\
Note to self: Cancel plans to start the HAPPY MONDAY thread :-[
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I CAN'T HEAR ANYTHING ON THE KONR STREAM
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5600 post.
Off to work for two hours where festive profanity will be the only sound we hear! :)
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Thanks. You da' man.
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OMG. This requires closer inspection. I want to be in charge of decoration. But first I nominate @PolkaDot for fumigation
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OMG. This requires closer inspection. I want to be in charge of decoration. But first I nominate @PolkaDot for fumigation
? @TigerLily
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Dear BartAngelo
Merry Christmas and Happy Hollydaze. Thank you for all you do. We wouldn't have any place to hang our stockings if it weren't for you
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Dear BartAngelo
Merry Christmas and Happy Hollydaze. Thank you for all you do. We wouldn't have any place to hang our stockings if it weren't for you
I am an international treasure!
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I am an international treasure!
She's a cryyyyyyy-BABY!
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HO HO HO
MERRY CHRISTMAS BART ELL!!!
THANK YOU FOR ELLGAB
THANK YOU AGAIN FOR THE CHRISTMAS CARD
HO HO HO
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HO HO HO
MERRY CHRISTMAS BART ELL!!!
THANK YOU FOR ELLGAB
THANK YOU AGAIN FOR THE CHRISTMAS CARD
HO HO HO
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FROZEN FALLS!
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"Ders MEMbraaaines in there!!" - Pastor Manning
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I have also tried this at other places.
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I would keep the Canadians and dump a different group.
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I would keep the Canadians and dump a different group.
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Hehe ;D
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I just found out. I'M GOING TO BE A GREAT GRANDMA! ;D ;D ;D :-* :-* :-*
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I just found out. I'M GOING TO BE A GREAT GRANDMA! ;D ;D ;D :-* :-* :-*
Congratulations, that's something I will never be.
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I just found out. I'M GOING TO BE A GREAT GRANDMA! ;D ;D ;D :-* :-* :-*
I bet you are ALREADY a great grandma Starr!
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I just found out. I'M GOING TO BE A GREAT GRANDMA! ;D ;D ;D :-* :-* :-*
CONGRATULATIONS!
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Congratulations, that's something I will never be.
Thank you, Bart. Of course you'll never be a Great Grandma, but you'll always be GREAT. ;) ;D
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I bet you are ALREADY a great grandma Starr!
Thank you, Ciardelo, but it's official now. ;D
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CONGRATULATIONS!
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Thank you, anniem. HUGS. ;D :-*
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@Bart Ell you should buy coast to coast am and make it great again. LOL
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@Bart Ell you should buy coast to coast am and make it great again. LOL
Jimmy Church has hosted Coast To Coast.
It is beyond repair.
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Congratulations, that's something I will never be.
That’s racist. You can choose to be.
Congratulations @StarrMountain
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Apparently we're getting a Trader Joes. I hate Trader Joes. I'm not sure why we can't get a decent grocery nearby. :(
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I just found out. I'M GOING TO BE A GREAT GRANDMA! ;D ;D ;D :-* :-* :-*
Congrats @StarrMountain !!! :)
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Apparently we're getting a Trader Joes. I hate Trader Joes. I'm not sure why we can't get a decent grocery nearby. :(
People where I lived before all LAAAAAVED Trader Joes. I couldn't stand it.
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People where I lived before all LAAAAAVED Trader Joes. I couldn't stand it.
Our Trader Joes has a bunch of flannel-wearing, beanie hatted youngsters in their skinny jeans working there. I could almost smell the hemp from the parking lot.
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Our Trader Joes has a bunch of flannel-wearing, beanie hatted youngsters in their skinny jeans working there. I could almost smell the hemp from the parking lot.
Crybabies always seem to find something to cry about.
If they weren't working there you would be crying about all the flannel-wearing, beanie hatted youngsters not having jobs.
If you can't just enjoy a dark chocolate peanut butter cup then there is something very wrong with how you are living your life.
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People where I lived before all LAAAAAVED Trader Joes. I couldn't stand it.
Is it a taste bud issue?
Too much tasty food in one place?
Do you only eat boiled things and every other form of food makes you angry?
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Crybabies always seem to find something to cry about.
If they weren't working there you would be crying about all the flannel-wearing, beanie hatted youngsters not having jobs.
If you can't just enjoy a dark chocolate peanut butter cup then there is something very wrong with how you are living your life.
Maybe I was thinking of Whole Foods.
The only good thing about Trader Joe's is its sister company Aldi. Except they aren't related. Well, the owner/founders are but that another story.
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Maybe I was thinking of Whole Foods.
The only good thing about Trader Joe's is its sister company Aldi. Except they aren't related. Well, the owner/founders are but that another story.
Still not true, plenty of tasty treats there.
Aldi is great, though.
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I had no idea you were such a braid-wearing hipster, Bart.
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I had no idea you were such a braid-wearing hipster, Bart.
I just buy tasty food, man.
I don't give a shit what the people selling it look like.
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I just buy tasty food, man.
I don't give a shit what the people selling it look like.
In accordance with @TigerLily's Law of ONE, I accept your perception with Love and Harmony.
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Is it a taste bud issue?
No!
Too much tasty food in one place?
I was unable to locate any.
Do you only eat boiled things and every other form of food makes you angry?
No. I swore off boiled everything after visiting the country where a filthy animal who used to post here resides.
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In accordance with @TigerLily's Law of ONE, I accept your perception with Love and Harmony.
That sort of thinking would work if we wanted to empty all of the psych wards. I'll pass.
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I've never been to a Trader Joe's.
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That sort of thinking would work if we wanted to empty all of the psych wards. I'll pass.
How so @anniem ?
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I've never been to a Trader Joe's.
Is there one nearby?
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Traitor Joe's is even worse! >:(
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This is what happens when they are over fed. There should be train destruction everywhere.
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This is what happens when they are over fed. There should be train destruction everywhere.
I wish that train smashed right through the skull of that little shit!
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I wish that train smashed right through the skull of that little shit!
Aw, that kitteh is CUUUUUUTE
@Spookcat
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I wish that train smashed right through the skull of that little shit!
Do you know how much trains weigh? Kiity was smart to move!
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Bart, I climbed a mountain today.
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Bart, I did it again this morning.
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Bart, I did it again this morning.
@whoozit Picture of the mountain? I believe you btw.
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Bart, I climbed a mountain today.
If you want a medal you're hanging out with the wrong crowd.
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If you want a medal you're hanging out with the wrong crowd.
Maybe he wants a METAL!
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Maybe he wants a METAL!
I don't indulge in Motorhead.
Metal declined.
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If you want a medal you're hanging out with the wrong crowd.
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@whoozit Picture of the mountain? I believe you btw.
I didn’t take any pictures this weekend as I climb this mountain almost every Saturday. Here is on of the sunrise on Halloween.
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If you want a medal you're hanging out with the wrong crowd.
I don’t need your medal. I’m already reforging my body into iron. Metal > Medal.
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I didn’t take any pictures this weekend as I climb this mountain almost every Saturday. Here is on of the sunrise on Halloween.
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Looks like work.
I do all my climbing in the comfort of my doublewide.
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I didn’t take any pictures this weekend as I climb this mountain almost every Saturday. Here is on of the sunrise on Halloween.
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Very nice! I think I see Ron down there. Do me a favor and take a leak on em'.
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I do all my climbing in the comfort of my doublewide.
Yeah. Your doublewide ass!
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I don’t need your medal. I’m already reforging my body into iron. Metal > Medal.
I'm all for forging.
Nice pic.
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I didn’t take any pictures this weekend as I climb this mountain almost every Saturday. Here is on of the sunrise on Halloween.
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That is pretty!
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That is pretty!
Thank you. I’ve made it to the top of that mountain for sunrise 4 times now. In the spring I’m going up for sunrise and again for sunset.
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Thank you. I’ve made it to the top of that mountain for sunrise 4 times now. In the spring I’m going up for sunrise and again for sunset.
Incredible view. How long does it take, round trip?
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Incredible view. How long does it take, round trip?
It is 1.5 miles each way with a 1500 ft elevation gain. I can go up easily in 45 minutes, a little less back down.
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Perhaps we could remove my ASK thread. Yeah..?
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Perhaps we could remove my ASK thread. Yeah..?
no
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Wow Bartissimo
Looks like a bunch of losers threw a pity party in here. Coup d'etat didn't work, huh? Democracy prevailed
Poor losers
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Know why your turds are tapered at the end?
SO YOUR ASSHOLE DOESN'T SLAM SHUT!
SO YOUR ASS
HOLE DOESN'T
SLAM SHUT!
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While brushing my teeth this morning I accidentally got so far back on my tongue that I almost threw up Bart!!
GAAHCK GAK GHAAAAHHKK!
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While brushing my teeth this morning I accidentally got so far back on my tongue that I almost threw up Bart!!
GAAHCK GAK GHAAAAHHKK!
Ummm...almost threw up BART! @KSM, do I dare ask what you’ve been eating??
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Ummm...almost threw up BART! @KSM, do I dare ask what you’ve been eating??
🤦🏻â€â™€ï¸🤷🏻â€â™€ï¸
@KSM HAS BEEN EATING MY PRICK!
@DaveScottSOR
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@KSM HAS BEEN EATING MY PRICK!
@DaveScottSOR
Oh, well...carry on.
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Ummm...almost threw up BART! @KSM, do I dare ask what you’ve been eating??
🤦🏻â€â™€ï¸🤷🏻â€â™€ï¸
;D
@KSM HAS BEEN EATING MY PRICK!
@DaveScottSOR
If that were the case I'd be starving to death.
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@Bart Ell I here to tell you that you are AWESOME.
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@Bart Ell I here to tell you that you are AWESOME.
Tell me something I don't know!
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Tell me something I don't know!
When I hear Dennis Deyoung's voice I full body heave. Worst voice in "Rock n Roll" Can you make it through the intro of Come Sail Away? I cannot.
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I'm going to the Farmer's Market. Anybody need anything?
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I'm going to the Farmer's Market. Anybody need anything?
Thanks for offering, @Bobs Your Uncle
Can you get me a few pounds of that Amish cheese?
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I'm going to the Farmer's Market. Anybody need anything?
Yes! We can always use a few good farmers.
HI BOBS HOW ARE YOU???
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I'm going to the Farmer's Market. Anybody need anything?
Bobs!!!! Where ya been @Bobs Your Uncle ?
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Yes! We can always use a few good farmers.
HI BOBS HOW ARE YOU???
Doing well. How about you?
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Bobs!!!! Where ya been @Bobs Your Uncle ?
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At the Farmer's Market. Pay attention!
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Yes! We can always use a few good farmers.
HI BOBS HOW ARE YOU???
I got eggs and berries. My fish guy wasn't there. :'(
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Doing well. How about you?
Doing well too! Glad to see you.
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Doing well too! Glad to see you.
Thanks Annie. You always say the nicest things!
What's new?
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Thanks Annie. You always say the nicest things!
What's new?
Let me see, I'll go find my last message to you to see where I left off soas to not repeat.
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Thanks Annie. You always say the nicest things!
What's new?
So last year after some time off for foot/ankle repairs, I took vacation then retired. The repairs are great, I can walk all I want without pain or twisting that ankle! I didn't have to go to work at all during this coviddy stuff. We bought a house up in the mountains, sold a house there in the city, and moved away. Very very happy up here, the people are great! We have a nice view from our deck, I'll get the latest one and post it in a not Tell Bart Anything thread.
What's new with you?
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Thanks Annie. You always say the nicest things!
What's new?
Did you come for the funeral?
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So last year after some time off for foot/ankle repairs, I took vacation then retired. The repairs are great, I can walk all I want without pain or twisting that ankle! I didn't have to go to work at all during this coviddy stuff. We bought a house up in the mountains, sold a house there in the city, and moved away. Very very happy up here, the people are great! We have a nice view from our deck, I'll get the latest one and post it in a not Tell Bart Anything thread.
What's new with you?
Just took some time to prepare for 2020.
I'm glad you are living your dream. 2020 has been a nightmare for a lot of people!
Looking forward to the picture.
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Did you come for the funeral?
I did but have shorts on. It's not formal, is it? Hi @Mr Apnea
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Thanks for offering, @Bobs Your Uncle
Can you get me a few pounds of that Amish cheese?
Sorry, sold out. How about English coastal cheddar?
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Sorry, sold out. How about English coastal cheddar?
NO THANKS!
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A Tell-Ask @Bart Ell
T: I am considering picking up a VR setup. From what I gather, The She is curious and is entertaining the notion as well.
A: When boxing Mr. T or Creed do they trash talk during the fight? Or at all? That would be good.
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A Tell-Ask @Bart Ell
T: I am considering picking up a VR setup. From what I gather, The She is curious and is entertaining the notion as well.
A: When boxing Mr. T or Creed do they trash talk during the fight? Or at all? That would be good.
Just get both of you a Quest 2 already!
No they don't.
Creed is good and is the better looking one but The Thrill of The Fight is a way more realistic fight experience... it also messes you up by putting a stool in your corner between rounds.
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Thanks for offering, @Bobs Your Uncle
Can you get me a few pounds of that Amish cheese?
I went early today. Got your cheese @Bart Ell Two pounds. They had to cut it (younger posters probably won't get that).
It smells. It'll be on the front porch. You can pick it up whenever.
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A Tell-Ask @Bart Ell
T: I am considering picking up a VR setup. From what I gather, The She is curious and is entertaining the notion as well.
A: When boxing Mr. T or Creed do they trash talk during the fight? Or at all? That would be good.
@KSM
Yep! I am from Philly. Not only am I a Flyers Fan but also a ROCKY fan.
"Smokin' Joe," Frazier had a boxing gym close to my home. Joe Frazier was our hero. So many young fellows started training to be a boxer. While I was working in the hospital, a real tough guy threaten-trash talk- to harm me. The fellow who was mopping the floors, put his mop aside and stood between me and the smart ass. The smart ass backed down. It was oblivious that the house keeping fellow had trained as a boxer--his foot placement. He was holding the 'Perfect Boxing Stance." Afterwards, I thanked him for his assistance. I ask him if he ever trained as a boxer? Oh yeah, he was trained. He did not need to use trash talk.
In 2014, word on the streets was "Creed" was being filmed in Philly. I was curious and foolish. I tried to hunt out the film crew. I was alone in my car driving in some high crime areas looking for the CREED film crew. While driving my car on this one street, the car in front of me backed up to my front bumper. The car behind me, pulled up on my back bumper. One of the guys got out of the front car. He wanted to take a hard look at me. I am a ginger. I figured my time was up. I started to play my favorite song. I found an old cigarette butt and lite it up. I was going to go my way...
For some unknown reason, the guy got back into the car and they drove away.
I said a thank you prayer to God.
I still have not watched the movie CREED. ::)
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I went early today. Got your cheese @Bart Ell Two pounds. They had to cut it (younger posters probably won't get that).
It smells. It'll be on the front porch. You can pick it up whenever.
I love cutting the cheese!
Thanks for picking it up.
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@KSM
Yep! I am from Philly. Not only am I a Flyers Fan but also a ROCKY fan.
"Smokin' Joe," Frazier had a boxing gym close to my home. Joe Frazier was our hero. So many young fellows started training to be a boxer. While I was working in the hospital, a real tough guy threaten-trash talk- to harm me. The fellow who was mopping the floors, put his mop aside and stood between me and the smart ass. The smart ass backed down. It was oblivious that the house keeping fellow had trained as a boxer--his foot placement. He was holding the 'Perfect Boxing Stance." Afterwards, I thanked him for his assistance. I ask him if he ever trained as a boxer? Oh yeah, he was trained. He did not need to use trash talk.
In 2014, word on the streets was "Creed" was being filmed in Philly. I was curious and foolish. I tried to hunt out the film crew. I was alone in my car driving in some high crime areas looking for the CREED film crew. While driving my car on this one street, the car in front of me backed up to my front bumper. The car behind me, pulled up on my back bumper. One of the guys got out of the front car. He wanted to take a hard look at me. I am a ginger. I figured my time was up. I started to play my favorite song. I found an old cigarette butt and lite it up. I was going to go my way...
For some unknown reason, the guy got back into the car and they drove away.
I said a thank you prayer to God.
I still have not watched the movie CREED. ::)
@FISH
I love it! Thank you for sharing that! :)
Creed, is.. pretty good. Not awesome by any stretch but is worth the watch. I have Creed II but have yet to watch it. You first!
PS A ginger you say..
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@FISH
I love it! Thank you for sharing that! :)
Creed, is.. pretty good. Not awesome by any stretch but is worth the watch. I have Creed II but have yet to watch it. You first!
PS A ginger you say..
@KSM
A ginger you say..
a gift from a child to me. she said "this is you."
A GINGER--
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@KSM
A ginger you say..
a gift from a child to me. she said "this is you."
A GINGER--
You're Telling me.
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I want to be able to spite JayGab more than once every couple of hours. He bugs me.
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I want to be able to spite JayGab more than once every couple of hours. He bugs me.
There should be a third choice.
Praise
Smite
Moron
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There should be a third choice.
Praise
Smite
Moron
Or if we could give him shock therapy via keyboard. Yes. I like that one, it's for the Spite wellbeing of all.
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Or if we could give him shock therapy via keyboard. Yes. I like that one, it's for the Spite wellbeing of all.
That is a good option, but I think we don't have the same recipients in mind.
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There should be a third choice.
Praise
Smite
Moron
@anniem
#4. an invite to a party. a DONNER party.
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@PolkaDot ;)
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@anniem
#4. an invite to a party. a DONNER party.
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@PolkaDot ;)
Yes!
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I want to be able to spite JayGab more than once every couple of hours. He bugs me.
There should be a third choice.
Praise
Smite
Moron
Um, you know he's going to see this eventually. @PolkaDot @anniem Why subject yourselves to needless pain and copeous levels of angst?
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Um, you know he's going to see this eventually. @PolkaDot @anniem Why subject yourselves to needless pain and copeous levels of angst?
He's fine, I don't mean it for him. I'd like the choice for some other. ;D ;D
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That is a good option, but I think we don't have the same recipients in mind.
@anniem I'm shocked!!
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Um, you know he's going to see this eventually. @PolkaDot @anniem Why subject yourselves to needless pain and copeous levels of angst?
Out of boredom mainly. The need to entertain oneself is real.
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@anniem
#4. an invite to a party. a DONNER party.
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@PolkaDot ;)
@ShayP has the coals started!
....Do we need decorations?
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@anniem I'm shocked!!
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There is one who troubles you or more than one?
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There is one who troubles you or more than one?
Yes.
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Yes.
Let me go see
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Let me go see
You're the best @anniem !
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You're the best @anniem !
You're the worst @PolkaDot PolkaDunce
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You're the worst @PolkaDot PolkaDunce
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You're the worst @PolkaDot PolkaDunce
I don't think so! She is fun and funny. There are trolls here, dumb ones. They get my vote for the worst.
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Wow Bart. A lot of people here I haven't seen in a long time. I don't think I missed any of them
...which reminds me ...
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Wow Bart. A lot of people here I haven't seen in a long time. I don't think I missed any of them
...which reminds me ...
Oh. Wait, what?
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Oh. Wait, what?
Bobby! Is that where you've been hanging out all this time? Welcome home, @Bobs Your Uncle . If I'd known I would have baked you a cake
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Nice right hook, Dot
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Nice right hook, Dot
Thanks! What can I say Jay practically screams for a beating. 8)
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Bobby! Is that where you've been hanging out all this time? Welcome home, @Bobs Your Uncle . If I'd known I would have baked you a cake
I like cake. You know TL, you give good post.
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Thanks! What can I say Jay practically screams for a beating. 8)
I hear he screams after a beating - from you
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I like cake. You know TL, you give good post.
Only when I'm inspired
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I like cake. You know TL, you give good post.
I need another 3 pounds of that Amish cheese, @Bobs Your Uncle
Would you be a doll and pick that up on your weekly run?
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I need another 3 pounds of that Amish cheese, @Bobs Your Uncle
Would you be a doll and pick that up on your weekly run?
I would but it took be a week to get that smell out of car. Dogs followed me home. People looked at me funny and stepped back. Frankly I don't know how you can eat the stuff!
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I need another 3 pounds of that Amish cheese, @Bobs Your Uncle
Would you be a doll and pick that up on your weekly run?
I'm thinking that "Amish cheese" is code for something else. I'm not a narc though. Just sayin'.
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I'm thinking that "Amish cheese" is code for something else. I'm not a narc though. Just sayin'.
@Bart Ell ! Cheese it! The cops!!!
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@Bart Ell ! Cheese it! The cops!!!
NARC P!
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I hear he screams after a beating - from you
If I find out he likes it even a little, I'll stop immediately. @TigerLily
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Last Friday I slipped on ice getting out of my truck in a crowded parking lot. I didn't think anybody saw me but as I regained erect stature I was met with the sound of laughing children in a car across the row from me. Not so long story short they're now in my freezer, yada yada yada..
Who's laughing now, Bart. <- 100% TELL
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Last Friday I slipped on ice getting out of my truck in a crowded parking lot. I didn't think anybody saw me but as I regained erect stature I was met with the sound of laughing children in a car across the row from me. Not so long story short they're now in my freezer, yada yada yada..
Who's laughing now, Bart. <- 100% TELL
Job Well Done. @KSM
WORD ON THE STREET was those kids were drunk and driving in a free car given to them FREE by Kars4Kids.
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Job Well Done. @KSM
WORD ON THE STREET was those kids were drunk and driving in a free car given to them FREE by Kars4Kids.
And they were abusive to the transmission of the machine.
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Last Friday I slipped on ice getting out of my truck in a crowded parking lot. I didn't think anybody saw me but as I regained erect stature I was met with the sound of laughing children in a car across the row from me. Not so long story short they're now in my freezer, yada yada yada..
Who's laughing now, Bart. <- 100% TELL
I'm glad you were able to get it up again.
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Job Well Done. @KSM
WORD ON THE STREET was those kids were drunk and driving in a free car given to them FREE by Kars4Kids.
And they were abusive to the transmission of the machine.
I'm glad you were able to get it up again.
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LOL!!!
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Dear Bartastic
Look what I got in #Clickacy for being a very good girl. Something for everyone. Currently, I'm listening to best guitar riffs
https://www.kingbiscuit.com
"Stations featuring concert performances from iconic artists, available only at King Biscuit"
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::) ;D
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::) ;D
Lol!
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Happy St. Patrick's Day!
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Happy St. Patrick's Day!
@Bobs Your Uncle
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Not a true SAINT PATRICK's DAY in Philly, South Boston or Savannah in 2021. These cities have cancelled all parades. Philly is still on lock down.
I have celebrated St. Paddy's Day in many locations over the years. The Best place in the world to celebrate St. Patrick's day is Savannah, Georgia. Their fountains would gush water colored with bright green dye in the parks and squares in Georgia's oldest city. Banks and schools would close on March 17th. People would be dancing in the streets. Savannah has been celebrating St. Patrick's Day with a parade for 197 years. Everyone is IRISH on March 17th. I saw people from all races wearing green wigs, hats and beads. What fun!!!
The beautiful Forsyth Park fountain in SAVVANNAH.
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Everyone in Savannah is still drunk, though. Even my relatives without a drop of Irish blood.
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@Bobs Your Uncle
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Thanks @FISH ! Same to you! Don't drink any of that green fountain water. It is pretty but you never know about green water.
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@Bobs Your Uncle
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All the bars, grills and eateries are shutting down at 8pm to fight the spread of "the corona virus" LOLOL that should fix everything. ::)
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"Erin go braugh " or translated to American non-Irish "Erin go blow yourself"
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"Erin go braugh " or translated to American non-Irish "Erin go blow yourself"
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Is Erin available for parties?
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Everyone in Savannah is still drunk, though. Even my relatives without a drop of Irish blood.
@juan --On my first trip to Savannah, I was on a closed party street. Everyone was under the influence. In the middle of the street was a black male, about 6'5" wearing a blond bubble cut wig, dressed in a bikini and dancing. He asked me to dance with him. OH Boy. I loved Savanah on the 19th of March.
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@juan --On my first trip to Savannah, I was on a closed party street. Everyone was under the influence. In the middle of the street was a black male, about 6'5" wearing a blond bubble cut wig, dressed in a bikini and dancing. He asked me to dance with him. OH Boy. I loved Savanah on the 19th of March.
So the 17th and 18th were just warm ups?
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Is Erin available for parties?
She is the party
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I'm pouting.
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I'm pouting.
Love you
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Love you
Thank you Bobs @Bobs Your Uncle . Bart fell short, so I appreciate you picking up the slack. :)
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Thank you Bobs @Bobs Your Uncle . Bart fell short, so I appreciate you picking up the slack. :)
No problem @PolkaDot . I'm long.
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I'm long.
Pfft you're a cuddly little bear ::)
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Pfft you're a cuddly little bear ::)
Agreed. Long and cuddly.
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Agreed. Long and cuddly.
And curved.
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And curved.
Slightly. But cuddly. And long.
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Slightly. But cuddly. And long.
With hair on the shaft and an unwiped bottom. Soiled fur! YUCKY BEAR!!!
Go get em' @PolkaDot ;)
SLUNT
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Well, I now have more info on Bobs than I needed. Thanks boys. 8)
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With hair on the shaft and an unwiped bottom. Soiled fur! YUCKY BEAR!!!
Go get em' @PolkaDot ;)
SLUNT
At least he has nice things to say.
And cute ears.
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At least he has nice things to say.
And cute ears.
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Thanks @PolkaDot . I am adorable. Full disclosure @KSM , maybe there is the the odd hair.
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The other day while out for a Sunday drive a Randy Newman song came on the the S-XM radio. His voice! It is the worst sounding singing voice I have ever heard. It almost sounds like he has a mouthful of flour and water mixing in there. His phrasing, vocal stylings, and overall voice are simply gawd awful.
I am not all that familiar with him and his career but I know that in later years he sang a lot of 'cute' songs in movies like Toy Story and other kids films. perhaps because he naturally sounds like a cartoon character? Who knows.. :-\
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Popular<>Good
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At least he has nice things to say.
And cute ears.
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Drop bear!! Everyone run!!
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BADBART!!!!!
Don't let the KSM's run amok especially in Polka Drag. >:(
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Next time KSM shows up in PolkaDrag
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*L/R L/R scratch claw L/R L/R*
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Next time KSM shows up in PolkaDrag
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*L/R L/R scratch claw L/R L/R*
Yeah, if that lil giph went on 3 seconds longer you'd see the dog eating some real pussy.
@TigerLily Don't get smart. <THAT"S A TELL
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Yeah, if that lil giph went on 3 seconds longer you'd see the dog eating some real pussy.
@TigerLily Don't get smart. <THAT"S A TELL
Dogs have owners. Cats have crew. Remember that, my friend. ;)
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Do you remember Shitgate from 2012?
This isn't it but it serves as a staff omen.
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Do you remember Shitgate from 2012?
This isn't it but it serves as a staff omen.
Tim Sabian looked like he took massive dumps daily.
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The kid requested Cedarwood Road by U2 last night at dinner. :( As a parent you try and protect them as best you can but eventually something like this was going to happen, it was just so much sooner than we expected. *sigh* We can only hope this is some sort of experimental phase. :-[
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The kid requested Cedarwood Road by U2 last night at dinner. :( As a parent you try and protect them as best you can but eventually something like this was going to happen, it was just so much sooner than we expected. *sigh* We can only hope this is some sort of experimental phase. :-[
maybe stop raising him gay
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The kid requested Cedarwood Road by U2 last night at dinner. :( As a parent you try and protect them as best you can but eventually something like this was going to happen, it was just so much sooner than we expected. *sigh* We can only hope this is some sort of experimental phase. :-[
Did he ask for fries with that?
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I saw a creative new use of the apostrophe online today - Your’e and wen’t
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I saw a creative new use of the apostrophe online today - Your’e and wen’t
Well sh't.
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I saw a creative new use of the apostrophe online today - Your’e and wen’t
Abandon all hope.
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I saw a creative new use of the apostrophe online today - Your’e and wen’t
Make this better and tell me it was a joke.
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I saw a creative new use of the apostrophe online today - Your’e and wen’t
Theyr’e new song sucks..
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maybe stop raising him gay
Wow. You are from an older generation, aren't you?
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Did he ask for fries with that?
You're added to the list, Grav. >:(
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Chocolate and salmon go together much better than most would think.
weird
..and
"Robin sweetie, when we was in the shower together - your butt cheeks was moist" - HamHands Bill
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"Robin sweetie, when we was in the shower together - your butt cheeks was moist" - HamHands Bill
He is still around and is as creepy as ever.
He sent in a picture of his 2 pound shit that his assistant had to pull out of his ass.
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He is still around and is as creepy as ever.
He sent in a picture of his 2 pound shit that his assistant had to pull out of his ass.
Gaga GOI! Oh my goodness. YUCK! I think I'm going to go back to church on Sundays.
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Marci Turk had a problem with them saying Gary The Retard ETC but shit sports is still just fine with her. Hmm, seems consistent. ::)
Redheads can fuck everything up.
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Back when Howdy +1 Bill was the official greeter in the nightly radio threads things did indeed seem to be much livelier in there. And then one night you had to post a picture of a giant penis flopping around in the SOR thread and Bill left the board taking all his plus 1's with him.
I don't care about plus 1's but I do miss being greeted with a "Howdy" and you have ruined all that.
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Back when Howdy +1 Bill was the official greeter in the nightly radio threads things did indeed seem to be much livelier in there. And then one night you had to post a picture of a giant penis flopping around in the SOR thread and Bill left the board taking all his plus 1's with him.
I don't care about plus 1's but I do miss being greeted with a "Howdy" and you have ruined all that.
Why did he go?
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Why did he go?
All I know is that he stopped/left the same night that Bart posted the aforementioned giphy.
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All I know is that he stopped/left the same night that Bart posted the aforementioned giphy.
While I wish that was true he was still around for 4 days after the average sized prick swing.
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There ya go, @anniem
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There ya go, @anniem
Musta missed that first time around. Looks inconvenient.
:D
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While I wish that was true he was still around for 4 days after the average sized prick swing.
Billigan has been gone for too long.
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Billigan has been gone for too long.
Billigan lurks.
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Musta missed that first time around. Looks inconvenient.
:D
For a while, Bart left all sorts of cock shots around for the ladies of the board. Those were the good old days. ;)
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Billigan lurks.
Not dead?
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For a while, Bart left all sorts of cock shots around for the ladies of the board. Those were the good old days. ;)
Until we started questioning his sexuality.
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I changed the tubes in my guitar amp and lived to tell.
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I’d rather not.
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Until we started questioning his sexuality.
And all the ladies want you
And sometimes gentlemen too
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I’d rather not.
That! Is a tell! So you did it. ::)
And all the ladies want you
You're telling me!
DAMN! THIS, POWER!
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And all the ladies want you
And sometimes gentlemen too
I never questioned your sexuality but I am starting to question your musical tastes. :o
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Ting-Sol tubes were a good call Bart. My amp and my ears thank you.
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Ting-Sol tubes were a good call Bart. My amp and my ears thank you.
@whoozit Do you record at all? I wouldn't mind hearing your new additions in action.
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@whoozit Do you record at all? I wouldn't mind hearing your new additions in action.
@KSM you spelled “do you even lift†wrong.
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@KSM you spelled “do you even lift†wrong.
Pictures please. Extraordinary claims require.. you know. Unbeknownst to me that jaygab guy had my password for a few weeks, so.. ???
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@whoozit Do you record at all? I wouldn't mind hearing your new additions in action.
I don’t record. The best way to describe my skill is to say I sound great if the listener is not a guitarist. @KSM
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I sound great if the listener is not a guitarist. @KSM
..and doesn't have ears. ;)
Nah I understand. Was just curious.
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I don’t record. The best way to describe my skill is to say I sound great if the listener is not a guitarist. @KSM
Recording can be fulfilling, no matter your skill level.
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I never questioned your sexuality but I am starting to question your musical tastes. :o
How does it feel to treat me like you do?
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Recording can be fulfilling, no matter your skill level.
It can also be embarrassing, particularly for those of us who don’t get to hear the instrument directly, but only what’s reflected off of walls and ceilings.
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PROOF OF BILL BART!
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PROOF OF BILL BART!
See @ShayP ? I think this proves my earlier point.
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PROOF OF BILL BART!
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He is still hiding from Keith.
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Billigan was hiding?! Wonder if he watches the 1 hour-only Holzer files?
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Bart, please don’t dig under my neighbors shed.
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Billigan was hiding?! Wonder if he watches the 1 hour-only Holzer files?
The commercials make him melt down because the cheap hour is only 42 minutes!
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Bart, please don’t dig under my neighbors shed.
Dig?
Shed?
Sounds like outdoor stuff.
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How does it feel to treat me like you do?
"Tell me, how does it feel?"
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........... hmm i got nuttin'
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Every year around this time one of my neighbors has a big party. They’re nice enough but kind of trashy so they’re all outside with the tv blaring (yes, apparently they require a tv outdoors as well) and terrible music (The Red Hot 🌶 Peppers were just playing for all to enjoy) 🤮. The only enjoyable part is the live Mariachis Band they employ. I have no idea why this combination is a this thing.
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Every year around this time one of my neighbors has a big party. They’re nice enough but kind of trashy so they’re all outside with the tv blaring (yes, apparently they require a tv outdoors as well) and terrible music (The Red Hot 🌶 Peppers were just playing for all to enjoy) 🤮. The only enjoyable part is the live Mariachis Band they employ. I have no idea why this combination is a this thing.
Red Hot Chili Peppers and a mariachi band? Sure you don't live in East L.A.? And sure I wasn't there?
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Trashy? Hey. I like the Red Hot Chili Peppers
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Since I'm here. Hey Bartunia Bartango. Two more likes and I will have clawed my way back to 100. I know. Means nothing in the great scheme of the Universe. But I like round numbers
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Trashy? Hey. I like the Red Hot Chili Peppers
Well, you have good taste in other things. ;)
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Since I'm here. Hey Bartunia Bartango. Two more likes and I will have clawed my way back to 100. I know. Means nothing in the great scheme of the Universe. But I like round numbers
So does @Mr Apnea ;D
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So does @Mr Apnea ;D
Yup, in pairs!
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Due to a cold I've had to take 10 days off. No lifting or training of any variety whatsoever. Yesterday was my first day back and I did Bi's and Back BART!! Today I trained Pecs, Tri's, and delts BART!! Tomorrow is leg day BART!
Any problems with that BART!!?
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Due to a cold I've had to take 10 days off. No lifting or training of any variety whatsoever. Yesterday was my first day back and I did Bi's and Back BART!! Today I trained Pecs, Tri's, and delts BART!! Tomorrow is leg day BART!
Any problems with that BART!!?
None at all.
It is the first day of Pride Month so you doing a bi or two in preparation seems fitting.
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None at all.
It is the first day of Pride Month so you doing a bi or two in preparation seems fitting.
That was fast. Also explains why I'm seeing that rainbow flag all over the net.
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It is the first day of Pride Month so you doing a bi or two in preparation seems fitting.
I needed this. I've been grumpy today.
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I needed this. I've been grumpy today.
Same here. A Tuesday that feels like a Monday.
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It is the first day of Pride Month so you doing a bi or two in preparation seems fitting.
LOL. This gave me the giggles. Thanks for that. ;D
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Price of chicken going to triple in the next week.
BUY CHICKEN LOW. EAT CHICKEN HIGH.
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I don't really know what a "shindig" is but I am told that is what I'll be attending this afternoon/early evening. A SHINDIG, Bart.
Hope they're fun and exiting :)
Am I over or underdresses?
we'll see..
Shin
Dig
Shindig
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Shindig
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@Bart Ell i hope that is not you doing that terrible cover of “You Don’t Own Me†that on some commercial. Like many other revisions of old songs, it completely misses the angst of the song.
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@Bart Ell i hope that is not you doing that terrible cover of “You Don’t Own Me†that on some commercial. Like many other revisions of old songs, it completely misses the angst of the song.
Not me but most ad agencies ask for vanilla.
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Not me but most ad agencies ask for vanilla.
This doesn’t even have the vanilla added.
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This doesn’t even have the vanilla added.
Then I bet it is a featured artist and is actually a song for commercial release.
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@Bart Ell i hope that is not you doing that terrible cover of “You Don’t Own Me†that on some commercial. Like many other revisions of old songs, it completely misses the angst of the song.
There’s someone other than Klaus? :o
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Lesley Gore was good but no Klaus.
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Lesley Gore was good but no Klaus.
Klaus was the best. :D
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I don't really know what a "shindig" is but I am told that is what I'll be attending this afternoon/early evening. A SHINDIG, Bart.
Hope they're fun and exiting :)
Am I over or underdresses?
we'll see..
Shin
Dig
Shindig
Wow. Shindigs are quite fun - for awhile.. and then you miss the good ole days of total lockdown.
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WATCH OUT!!!
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WATCH OUT!!!
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That's after Bart skips out on the bill for the 3 Cokes he drank.
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WATCH OUT!!!
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Bartender?
Sounds like veal.
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That's after Bart skips out on the bill for the 3 Cokes he drank.
I would never fear a man with toilet bowl hair.
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I would never fear a man with toilet bowl hair.
Nevertheless. I can't say that I like that shade of orange on you.
/small rant
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Meow
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Meow
Darling, that's your answer for everything.
Likely works great in the bedroom..
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@Bart Ell you are an awesome guy.
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@Bart Ell you are an awesome guy.
Remind me how you got HOF status?
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Hey Bart, oily rags do spontaneously combust.
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This probably belongs in the Butt Stuff thread.
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Happy Father's Day to all you mothers.
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Happy Father's Day to all you mothers.
Rather assumptious of you ya' big dingus!
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BART MY MESSAGE BOX SAYS "MY MESSAGES {1} BUT THERE IS NO MESSAGE IN MY BOX. BEEN THAT WAY FOR ABOUT TWO WEEKS.
IS THERE ANYTHING YOU CAN DO? EVERY TIME I SIGN IN I GET EXITED FOR A SECOND THAT SOMEONE LIKES ME ENOUGH TO MESSAGE ME BUT MY DREAM IS QUICKLY SHATTERED AS THE CRUEL AND BRUTAL TRUTH CRASHES IN.
PLEASE. I IMPLORE YOU
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IS THERE ANYTHING YOU CAN DO? EVERY TIME I SIGN IN I GET EXITED FOR A SECOND THAT SOMEONE LIKES ME ENOUGH TO MESSAGE ME BUT MY DREAM IS QUICKLY SHATTERED AS THE CRUEL AND BRUTAL TRUTH CRASHES IN.
Exited or excited? Not trying to be cruel or brutal but I'll simplify it for you. If you're with a girl and there's hope for an intimate evening you can get excited. If there's not a chance in hell of intimacy you get exited. Note the difference.
Signed, your friend the dingus
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BART MY MESSAGE BOX SAYS "MY MESSAGES {1} BUT THERE IS NO MESSAGE IN MY BOX. BEEN THAT WAY FOR ABOUT TWO WEEKS.
IS THERE ANYTHING YOU CAN DO? EVERY TIME I SIGN IN I GET EXITED FOR A SECOND THAT SOMEONE LIKES ME ENOUGH TO MESSAGE ME BUT MY DREAM IS QUICKLY SHATTERED AS THE CRUEL AND BRUTAL TRUTH CRASHES IN.
PLEASE. I IMPLORE YOU
This is an ask. Where's the moderator when you need one?
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Exited or excited? Not trying to be cruel or brutal but I'll simplify it for you. If you're with a girl and there's hope for an intimate evening you can get excited. If there's not a chance in hell of intimacy you get exited. Note the difference.
Signed, your friend the dingus
BOB I HAVE A 10.7" PENIS SO I DO NOT NEED YOUR ADVICE THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
This is an ask. Where's the moderator when you need one?
MODERATE YER ASS!!
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BOB I HAVE A 10.7" PENIS SO I DO NOT NEED YOUR ADVICE THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
MODERATE YER ASS!!
Now, that was a tell.
Exited it was.
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BOB I HAVE A 10.7" PENIS SO I DO NOT NEED YOUR ADVICE THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
MODERATE YER ASS!!
I was just trying to be helpful. Sorry if I made you lose your erection.
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BOB I HAVE A 10.7" PENIS SO I DO NOT NEED YOUR ADVICE THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
Nobody uses tenths of an inch. Have you confused inches and centimeters again?
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Happy Birthday to this singer guy at 2:49 unless you want to sit through all the other guys segments.
Fuckin corny video.. sheesh!
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Whenever the next site maintenance or software update happens I suspect the ghost message will move on into the light.
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Whenever the next site maintenance or software update happens I suspect the ghost message will move on into the light.
I was wondering . . . well, at least you aren't the only one. ;)
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Nobody uses tenths of an inch. Have you confused inches and centimeters again?
::) ;D ;D ;D
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@Bart Ell I'm here to tell you that you are awesome and I hope that you have an awesome 4th of July too.
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@Bart Ell I'm here to tell you that you are awesome and I hope that you have an awesome 4th of July too.
Happy Ellgab Eve to you too, @damon
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Happy Ellgab Eve to you too, @damon
Goodness, hard to believe that much time has passed.
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@Bart Ell
Happy EllGab Day to you!
Happy EllGab Day to us!
Happy EllGab Day to Bart Ell!
Happy EllGab Day to us!
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Happy EGD to you, too, @anniem and everyone else.
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I deserve a prize for putting up with you all for three years now.
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I deserve a prize for putting up with you all for three years now.
Ask @Bart Ell for one in the ask thread.
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@Bart Ell
Happy EllGab Day to you!
Happy EllGab Day to us!
Happy EllGab Day to Bart Ell!
Happy EllGab Day to us!
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I thought this was going to be a 3 week thing.
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Happy EGD to you, too, @anniem and everyone else.
HA!
When I worked EGD was an Esophagogastroduodenoscopy
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HA!
When I worked EGD was an Esophagogastroduodenoscopy
We should get him one for his anniversary 😺
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We should get him one for his anniversary 😺
Oh, there are better things. ;D
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I deserve a prize for putting up with you all for three years now.
;) ;D +1 :-*
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I deserve a prize for putting up with you all for three years now.
You think that? ;)
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Bart, I dropped a gallon can of paint on my carpet. It went everywhere and could not be cleaned. Now I need to have it torn up and replaced. :'(
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Bart, I dropped a gallon can of paint on my carpet. It went everywhere and could not be cleaned. Now I need to have it torn up and replaced. :'(
@KSM will be right over with some vinyl planks and his kneepads.
He has no intention on installing the planks so your guess is as good as mine as to why he needs the kneepads!
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@KSM will be right over with some vinyl planks and his kneepads.
He has no intention on installing the planks so your guess is as good as mine as to why he needs the kneepads!
Knew that was comin'
WRONG. I shall send Arden and or Aaron over. Aaron is an extreme hothead but he does great work @Shay! so just stay out of his way and keep small talk to a minimum. ...even more, eye contact might be considered as an invitation to step outside so.. :-\
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What are the odds that @ShayP spent the day ripping out and disposing old carpet. <- that really doesn't take very long so he may have also been out shopping for flooring and MAYBE even watching DYI vids on youtube.
more of a tell than an ask
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Many times gravity is our enemy.
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Bart, I dropped a gallon can of paint on my carpet. It went everywhere and could not be cleaned. Now I need to have it torn up and replaced. :'(
@ShayP
Ha! Ha! Ha! What a loser!!!!!!
A sharp as a tack guy like myself would never do something that stupid. :P
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@ShayP
Ha! Ha! Ha! What a loser!!!!!!
A sharp as a tack guy like myself would never do something that stupid. :P
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LOLOL ;D
Um, why is paint in America sold in Häagen-Dazs containers?
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LOLOL ;D
Um, why is paint in America sold in Häagen-Dazs containers?
Actually they are Häagen-Dazs-eXtreme containers! HDX
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What are the odds that @ShayP spent the day ripping out and disposing old carpet. <- that really doesn't take very long so he may have also been out shopping for flooring and MAYBE even watching DYI vids on youtube.
more of a tell than an ask
It was my intention, @KSM and I even started. However I became disgusted and quit. It was my only day off this week so I decided it can wait until next week when I have two days off. ShayP needs to have a fun day soon or I will lose my mind. Ripping up carpet isn't fun.
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@ShayP
Ha! Ha! Ha! What a loser!!!!!!
A sharp as a tack guy like myself would never do something that stupid. :P
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LOL! We should start a support group for paint spillers.
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@ShayP
Ha! Ha! Ha! What a loser!!!!!!
A sharp as a tack guy like myself would never do something that stupid. :P
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You got paint all over that little boy shoe!
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@ShayP
Ha! Ha! Ha! What a loser!!!!!!
A sharp as a tack guy like myself would never do something that stupid. :P
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Put that shoe on ebay.
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Many times gravity is our enemy.
Yes. Many times recently I have thought about how badly gravity sucks. Nothing intended against our Gravity Sucks
The gravity. Not Our Gravity
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It was my intention, @KSM and I even started. However I became disgusted and quit. It was my only day off this week so I decided it can wait until next week when I have two days off. ShayP needs to have a fun day soon or I will lose my mind. Ripping up carpet isn't fun.
Sorry Shay. Maybe you should think like a girl. When it comes to any kind of home improvements, pay the man. I'm getting my whole upstairs re-modeled. I'm relying on the expertise of strangers
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One of the female members of my board once posted (and tweeted)
"if a man isn't eating your ass like he's in a pie eating contest, he's not eating ass!" If I recall correctly her name on twitter was @WineMom ?
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I would like you to remove the Tell Ask another member thread as well as the Ask KSM thread. If this is not something you want to do on your own, simply afford me a slightly larger modicum of POWER that gives me access to a few more diddly-doo's in the back end workings so I can do these things on my own.
What I am saying is that I want more power. N' stuff.
#ExtremeTell!
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Put that shoe on ebay.
Look at the problems you caused, Shay.
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They were figuring it was a one of a kind release, at least fifteen hundred and fity cents.
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LOL! We should start a support group for paint spillers.
@ShayP the clickacy ad engine has your number
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Not sure why a bunch of posts were deleted. Nobody said phag or neeger.
Trudeau board
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Not sure why a bunch of posts were deleted. Nobody said phag or neeger.
Trudeau board
Have you been sniffing farts and got light headed?
No posts have been deleted, no matter how much you beg for them to be.
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Have you been sniffing farts and got light headed?
No posts have been deleted, no matter how much you beg for them to be.
Where's that meme from Airplane?
"Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue farts"
PS can we do a parody of the Leo Sayer song? The more than I can say song
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@ShayP the clickacy ad engine has your number
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Ha! I expected it to be for paint remover.
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Ha! I expected it to be for paint remover.
Remember that when you rip that stuff out, don't take it to the dump. Sell it to rubes.
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@Bart Ell You were right. I was wrong. Again.
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@Bart Ell You were right. I was wrong. Again.
Your math checks out.
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Remember that when you rip that stuff out, don't take it to the dump. Sell it to rubes.
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Just like this guy. He’s spilled lots of paint.
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Just like this guy. He’s spilled lots of paint.
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His stuff looks like Norm Rockwell when you have the correct pipe though:
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All right, I have to go Adult for awhile. When I get back I promise to be on my best behavior.
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All right, I have to go Adult for awhile.
NOOOOOOOOO DOOOOOOOOOOOON'T :'(
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NOOOOOOOOO DOOOOOOOOOOOON'T :'(
It's not all that bad actually. I mean, I wouldn't want to do it ALL the time or anything... ;D
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It's not all that bad actually. I mean, I wouldn't want to do it ALL the time or anything... ;D
I dunno, I'm very nervous.
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I feel like this kitty might like peaches more than you do.
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We get farm fresh eggs delivered every two weeks, four dozen at a time. She accounts for one dozen a month. I, seven dozen. They're fantastic and quite big.
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We get farm fresh eggs delivered every two weeks, four dozen at a time. She accounts for one dozen a month. I, seven dozen. They're fantastic and quite big.
I love eggs; especially the farm fresh ones. It's unfortunate that the farmers closest to me like to price gouge. I'm not paying $6.00 or more for a dozen eggs.
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I love eggs; especially the farm fresh ones. It's unfortunate that the farmers closest to me like to price gouge. I'm not paying $6.00 or more for a dozen eggs.
Doc Wallet likes this post.
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Doc Wallet likes this post.
LOL! ;D
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LOL! ;D
He’d like it even more if you’d stock up on some Tangy Tangerine. ;)
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Explosion at the Chemical Park in Germany...
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Considering selling my Lynch ESP Kamikaze and have an enthusiastic local buyer but when I picked it up off the wall-mount to put it in the case and deliver it I felt extreme guilt and wanted to tear up. I put it back on the hook and audibly said "I'm sorry, buddy. Don't worry you're not going anywhere"
..can't do it.
I'll try the Godin Freeway Classic. That I think I can let go of but we'll see. It really is a high quality thingamajig!
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LOL! We should start a support group for paint spillers.
I know this post is over a month old @ShayP . I'm hiding out. I have some time on my hands due to the excessive heat warnings. I am a member of the support club for paint spillers.
I don't like to hire contractors for small and most jobs. I believe that I my work will be better than others. I am NOT going to explain why I was carrying an open quart of oil base primer paint for metal in my home.
In my home, I prefer hardwood flooring with some area rugs. Gravity took that paint down. I spent hours cleaning up that mess. Not only was there paint on my area rug, my wood floor, the legs of a table, my shoes, but also, on the outside of a cooking pot. ::)
I used mineral spirits for the clean up. The odor from the area rug would not dissipate. The odor of mineral spirits from the rug over took my home. I had to cut up and trash the rug. Since my clean up was so fast, the padding under the area rug was A OK.
The white oil base paint remains on the bottom of my shoes. How did a small splash of paint end up on a pot? I must have transported the paint from my being onto the pot. I left the splash on the pot. I need a reminder to stop being a nitwit.
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Considering selling my Lynch ESP Kamikaze and have an enthusiastic local buyer but when I picked it up off the wall-mount to put it in the case and deliver it I felt extreme guilt and wanted to tear up. I put it back on the hook and audibly said "I'm sorry, buddy. Don't worry you're not going anywhere"
..can't do it.
I'll try the Godin Freeway Classic. That I think I can let go of but we'll see. It really is a high quality thingamajig!
I knew a guy who worked for Godin.
He begged me to set up a meeting with a certain guitar player.
I set it up and walk him on to the tour bus to make his presentation.
He tells guitar guy he can get him guitars at cost.
That was the end of his presentation.
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I know this post is over a month old @ShayP . I'm hiding out. I have some time on my hands due to the excessive heat warnings. I am a member of the support club for paint spillers.
I don't like to hire contractors for small and most jobs. I believe that I my work will be better than others. I am NOT going to explain why I was carrying an open quart of oil base primer paint for metal in my home.
In my home, I prefer hardwood flooring with some area rugs. Gravity took that paint down. I spent hours cleaning up that mess. Not only was there paint on my area rug, my wood floor, the legs of a table, my shoes, but also, on the outside of a cooking pot. ::)
I used mineral spirits for the clean up. The odor from the area rug would not dissipate. The odor of mineral spirits from the rug over took my home. I had to cut up and trash the rug. Since my clean up was so fast, the padding under the area rug was A OK.
The white oil base paint remains on the bottom of my shoes. How did a small splash of paint end up on a pot? I must have transported the paint from my being onto the pot. I left the splash on the pot. I need a reminder to stop being a nitwit.
I prefer hardwood flooring with some area rugs as well. @FISH Problem is that there is vinyl flooring and some other coating. I have no idea what it is. I'd have to get some hardwood flooring installed. I still haven't torn up the carpet. Just a portion. I think I'll have someone do it. I'm beyond caring anymore. The carpet has to go anyway, so me spilling paint expedited that process.. I think it's at least 30 years old and the color is awful. Anyway...
REMINDER! Stop being a nitwit! ;) :-*
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I prefer hardwood flooring with some area rugs as well. @FISH Problem is that there is vinyl flooring and some other coating. I have no idea what it is. I'd have to get some hardwood flooring installed. I still haven't torn up the carpet. Just a portion. I think I'll have someone do it. I'm beyond caring anymore. The carpet has to go anyway, so me spilling paint expedited that process.. I think it's at least 30 years old and the color is awful. Anyway...
REMINDER! Stop being a nitwit! ;) :-*
I live in a house that was built in the late 1800's @ShayP . Vinyl flooring did not exist back then. I cut out the mineral spirit area on the rug in one day. I was getting headaches. Over the next 2 weeks I cut the rug back. As I was cutting up the rug, I would listening to KONR. That music always puts me in a happy mood.
Just sit down on the floor and start cutting the rug. Don't be a nitwit. ;)
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I live in a house that was built in the late 1800's @ShayP . Vinyl flooring did not exist back then. I cut out the mineral spirit area on the rug in one day. I was getting headaches. Over the next 2 weeks I cut the rug back. As I was cutting up the rug, I would listening to KONR. That music always puts me in a happy mood.
Just sit down on the floor and start cutting the rug. Don't be a nitwit. ;)
Cutting the rug does not generally happen while sitting down.
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I knew a guy who worked for Godin.
He begged me to set up a meeting with a certain guitar player.
I set it up and walk him on to the tour bus to make his presentation.
He tells guitar guy he can get him guitars at cost.
That was the end of his presentation.
Good Lord ::)
Well this begs the question.. (see ASK thread) @Bart Ell
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Boy I tell ya that you can really sink your teeth into a name like Burt Bacharach!!
BURT!!
BACK!!!!! a..RACH!!!!!
Gotta love it!
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So much to
barf talk about here. But really.. what is going on with the singers.. um.. face. ?
@ShayP you watch this too
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So much to barf talk about here. But really.. what is going on with the singers.. um.. face. ?
@ShayP you watch this too
More of an ask...
Guyliner gone wrong.
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So much to barf talk about here. But really.. what is going on with the singers.. um.. face. ?
@ShayP you watch this too
@KSM
Ozzy, Slash, John Myung, Mick Mars, and Jason Bonham all get on The Starship Enterprise and are beamed to some needle and bottle cap ridden beach. However, the molecules get mixed up and they become mutants, yet still have the ability to rock.
Also, how can a woman wear high heels on the beach? Must be a form of magic. I also would've liked to see more of the brunette with the shades.
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Guyliner gone wrong.
You're too kind. Really. Waaay too kind. There is an uncomfortable awkward that comes with this thing I posted. The awkward movements of the singer, half slash on the guitar, the falkie lump drummer and so much much more. Every guy is his own car wreck that cannot be denied.
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You're too kind. Really. Waaay too kind. There is an uncomfortable awkward that comes with this thing I posted. The awkward movements of the singer, half slash on the guitar, the falkie lump drummer and so much much more. Every guy is his own car wreck that cannot be denied.
I'd do better as a front man and that's saying something. I could be the Meatloaf of hard rock/metal. The whole 'singing' thing has held me back though.
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I'd do better as a front man and that's saying something. I could be the Meatloaf of hard rock/metal. The whole 'singing' thing has held me back though.
Not being able to sing hasn't stopped a-lot of today's 'stars'
The singer in that video has a an odd mouth and it almost looks wired shut at times. Also the drummer plays like he's trying not to wake his parents up. Also there is a 'ghetto blaster' to the side of the drums in the sand. This is their monitor system to do the video by. I can't say enough about it all.
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Last night I dreamt that we you and I were on my back deck. I was standing about 12 ft away as you were seated on the steps tying your shoes. No words were said.
I dunno
*double shrug*
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Tell OR ASK Bart something
@damon @PolkaDot @ShayP @FuckinAnybody!
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Tell OR ASK Bart something
@damon @PolkaDot @ShayP @FuckinAnybody!
@Bart Ell you're awesome
@KSM is this good for you?
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@Bart Ell you're awesome
@KSM is this good for you?
@damon He, Bart, is up to something! Trying to divide, create havoc n' shit.
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Tell OR ASK Bart something
@damon @PolkaDot @ShayP @FuckinAnybody!
Okay! @KSM
I am struggling with hemorrhoids. Not kidding either. @Bart Ell :'(
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Okay! @KSM
I am struggling with hemorrhoids. Not kidding either. @Bart Ell :'(
Popsicle up the butt will fix that.
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Popsicle up the butt will fix that.
In the past I've tried that out of desperation. Didn't help. It was a banana flavored popsicle by the way, not that it matters. I'd rather not try it again and risk causing an anal fissure.
This stuff is expensive:
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In the past I've tried that out of desperation. Didn't help. It was a banana flavored popsicle by the way, not that it matters. I'd rather not try it again and risk causing an anal fissure.
This stuff is expensive:
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A Drain Weasel is like 5 bucks down at the Lowes.
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Just splash a little rubbing alcohol down in the nether region to stop the bleeding and you are good to go for under six dollars.
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A Drain Weasel is like 5 bucks down at the Lowes.
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Just splash a little rubbing alcohol down in the nether region to stop the bleeding and you are good to go for under six dollars.
Rubbing alcohol!? :o That device will increase by risk of an anal fissure and quite possibly a prolapse. No thanks. ;D
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Rubbing alcohol!? :o That device will increase by risk of an anal fissure and quite possibly a prolapse. No thanks. ;D
Ok. Just trying to save you some cash so you can invest it in that Jets Deep Dish Pizza.
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I really do need to start a Butt Stuff thread. I haven’t built it, yet they come.
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I really do need to start a Butt Stuff thread. I haven’t built it, yet they come.
Make sure you lead off with the right image.
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Sorry Bart. Can't do it. I gotta be me
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Hey @ShayP I'm sorry to hear about your problem with netherlands. Here are some ideas:
1) Eat plenty of both kinds of fiber. A big salad or soup with plenty and a variety vegetables
2) Sitz bath in warm water. 10 -15 minutes. Pat dry
3) Apply witch hazel (Tucks pads) or Preparation H (soothers lidocaine, hydrocortisone, etc.)
4) Take a fiber supplement like Citrucel
5) Take a walk every day
Hope this helps. This would make a good Ask Mrs T quiz
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Hey @ShayP I'm sorry to hear about your problem with netherlands. Here are some ideas:
1) Eat plenty of both kinds of fiber. A big salad or soup with plenty and a variety vegetables
2) Sitz bath in warm water. 10 -15 minutes. Pat dry
3) Apply witch hazel (Tucks pads) or Preparation H (soothers lidocaine, hydrocortisone, etc.)
4) Take a fiber supplement like Citrucel
5) Take a walk every day
Hope this helps
You are such a goody two-shoes. ::) Roll with the Drain Weasel Shay!
P.S. Witch Hazel is good stuff.
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Well I'd say I came out on top. Look at them all just posting away in here!!
Plan, perfect.
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In the past I've tried that out of desperation. Didn't help. It was a banana flavored popsicle by the way, not that it matters. I'd rather not try it again and risk causing an anal fissure.
This stuff is expensive:
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Don’t go getting blood on the sundress
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Hey @ShayP I'm sorry to hear about your problem with netherlands. Here are some ideas:
1) Eat plenty of both kinds of fiber. A big salad or soup with plenty and a variety vegetables
2) Sitz bath in warm water. 10 -15 minutes. Pat dry
3) Apply witch hazel (Tucks pads) or Preparation H (soothers lidocaine, hydrocortisone, etc.)
4) Take a fiber supplement like Citrucel
5) Take a walk every day
Hope this helps. This would make a good Ask Mrs T quiz
You could be the next Mrs T! @TigerLily ;D Thank you for the advice. It is appreciated. :-* I eat plenty of fiber. I do use Tucks pads, Preparation H, and Cortaid. I had to Google what a Sitz bath was. LOL
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Don’t go getting blood on the sundress
I won't. @GravitySucks I have it framed in a memorial flag display case.
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You could be the next Mrs T! @TigerLily ;D Thank you for the advice. It is appreciated. :-* I eat plenty of fiber. I do use Tucks pads, Preparation H, and Cortaid. I had to Google what a Sitz bath was. LOL
All of that sounds like a pain in the ass. Just don’t get hemorrhoids in the first place.
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All of that sounds like a pain in the ass. Just don’t get hemorrhoids in the first place.
@whoozit looks like you've got your assplay thread after all. Congrats!
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All of that sounds like a pain in the ass. Just don’t get hemorrhoids in the first place.
That's the point. To get rid of it. Now @whoozit if you were a pain in the ass and someone wanted to get rid of you. What would you suggest? Would you go for temporary relief or the permanent solution?
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That's the point. To get rid of it. Now @whoozit if you were a pain in the ass and someone wanted to get rid of you. What would you suggest? Would you go for temporary relief or the permanent solution?
I am a pain in the ass @TigerLily and I would go for the permanent solution, an assectomy and a colostomy. It’s the only way to be sure.
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We have out of town company arriving today. Two couples so my patience will be put to the test as they're not scheduled to leave until Tuesday morning. Houseguests are like fish, good for 24 hours. And whooo fuckin' comes on a Saturday and not the Friday??
Fuck. Me!
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We have out of town company arriving today. Two couples so my patience will be put to the test as they're not scheduled to leave until Tuesday morning. Houseguests are like fish, good for 24 hours. And whooo fuckin' comes on a Saturday and not the Friday??
Fuck. Me!
Freeze the guests, they’ll keep longer.
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Freeze the guests, they’ll keep longer.
ha ha ha ::)
They'll be here in the next 90 mins, funny man!
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@Bart Ell I'm here to tell you to have an awesome labor day weekend.
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I’m beginning to think you have the right idea about the outdoors. I popped something in my left hamstring on a hike today and wish I had stayed indoors.
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@Bart Ell I'm posting this post to tell you that I hope that you have an awesome week.
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I’m beginning to think you have the right idea about the outdoors. I popped something in my left hamstring on a hike today and wish I had stayed indoors.
Inside is the right side of the world to be on.
I have no need to be climbing over twigs and berries like I am Laura Secord.
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Inside is the right side of the world to be on.
I have no need to be climbing over twigs and berries like I am Laura Secord.
You are Laura Secord! And I so loved your puddings as a child.
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I’m beginning to think you have the right idea about the outdoors. I popped something in my left hamstring on a hike today and wish I had stayed indoors.
A treadmill, headphones and Discovery Channel. Try running from a shark to Iron Maiden. Then if you must, go for a pleasant walk and enjoy the scenery
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@Bart Ell I'm here to tell you that you're awesome.
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Tell OR ASK Bart something
@damon @PolkaDot @ShayP @FuckinAnybody!
Direction I can take, demands not so much. *shrug* You'll get used to it.
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Stuck a 1966 Fender Bassman speaker in a black Crate cabinet that has a Marshall logo on it.
This is the head. Tiny lil tube thingy. Sounds like an oncoming beautiful truck.
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Hey.
She brought home some oh-so thinly sliced Montreal smoked meat for sandwiches (for me) grilled marble rye and locally made swiss cheese helped turn lunch into a blissful situation.
You make it like a grilled ham n' cheese sammich. You would like this and that is what I am Telling you.
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Hey.
She brought home some oh-so thinly sliced Montreal smoked meat for sandwiches (for me) grilled marble rye and locally made swiss cheese helped turn lunch into a blissful situation.
You make it like a grilled ham n' cheese sammich. You would like this and that is what I am Telling you.
Ever notice there is no Toronto food?
You got Montreal Smoked Meat, Montreal Steak Spice, Montreal Bagels, Montreal Hot Dogs...
I am allowed to ask in my own tell thread.
It's the law.
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Ever notice there is no Toronto food?
You got Montreal Smoked Meat, Montreal Steak Spice, Montreal Bagels, Montreal Hot Dogs...
I am allowed to ask in my own tell thread.
It's the law.
I yelled at you in the other thread. Apparently it was premature. I'll go back and edit if the time allows.
Toronto meats require medication and creams to the private areas.
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I really enjoyed this video @Bart Ell
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Hey Bart ... I'm back!!!!
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I yelled at you in the other thread. Apparently it was premature. I'll go back and edit if the time allows.
Toronto meats require medication and creams to the private areas.
Ah hah ha ha ha! Pot. Kettle
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Hey Bart. My first #clickacy back was for Men's Wearhouse. Nice welcome home packages
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Hey Bart ... I'm back!!!!
Are you all built back better?
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Hey Bart ... I'm back!!!!
Yeah until your feelings get hurt. Again.
please ::)
Welcome back
Are you all built back better?
LOL
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Have a good Thanksgiving, Bart. May yumminess fill ya belly's!
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Yeah until your feelings get hurt. Again.
please ::)
Welcome back
LOL
Fuck you. Gravity was closer. My tablet crashed and burned and I don't like using my phone. I could make you cry way before I would. So shut up about my feelings. Uhh... And thanks tor the welcome back
[Quote from: GravitySucks on October 04, 2021, 11:58:49 AM]
Are you all built back better?[/quote]
Honey. I was already perfect
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Fuck you. Gravity was closer. My tablet crashed and burned and I don't like using my phone. I could make you cry way before I would. So shut up about my feelings. Uhh... And thanks tor the welcome back
Honey. I was already perfect
You didn't even use your quotes properly. What a mess.
Welcome back.
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Have a good Thanksgiving, Bart. May yumminess fill ya belly's!
The real Thanksgiving that takes place at a time of year that makes sense to 90% of North America!
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The real Thanksgiving that takes place at a time of year that makes sense to 90% of North America!
I was being nice and sincere. I am only 90% cunt, the rest is pure love and affection.
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Hey Baaarrr Oh if only it were tomorrow already. Oh boy who can stand the wait for tomorrow to just get here already. Ooohh boy I simply can not wait. for it to get here already
tomorrow that is
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As per your kind sentiments in the PM I had an AWESOME birthday yesterday. Now it is Friday so the plan is to extend the AWESOMENESS all weekend long!
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@KSM must celebrate Second Birthday.
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@KSM must celebrate Second Birthday.
*audible giggle* :D
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The real Thanksgiving that takes place at a time of year that makes sense to 90% of North America!
I think you’re overestimating. It must be a Canadian thing, I notice the other Canadian does it too.
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Fuck you. Gravity was closer. My tablet crashed and burned and I don't like using my phone. I could make you cry way before I would. So shut up about my feelings. Uhh... And thanks tor the welcome back
Honey. I was already perfect
This is a beautiful classic. Considering the source, I'd nominate it for Hall of Fame including the Freudian Tor slip, lol.
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This is a beautiful classic. Considering the source, I'd nominate it for Hall of Fame including the Freudian Tor slip, lol.
The Tiger Lady has been banned until further notice. @Sofia
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This is a beautiful classic. Considering the source, I'd nominate it for Hall of Fame including the Freudian Tor slip, lol.
Great idea, Sofia! You have my blessing. What's a "Freudian Tor"?
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The Tiger Lady has been banned until further notice. @Sofia
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Fine. Just don't spray on my bed.
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More of a Comment than a Tell
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20001. A Space Oddity. Where No Purportedly Human Has Gone Before. Truly atmospheric heights
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@KSM must celebrate Second Birthday.
And Second Childhood
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And Second Childhood
I don't feel a day over 5ive.
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Great idea, Sofia! You have my blessing. What's a "Freudian Tor"?
Sorry, I meant Freudian slip regarding the word Tor, bad joke, sorry.
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The Tiger Lady has been banned until further notice. @Sofia
@Kay Ess Ehm I guess that didn't last long and thank goodness.
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@Kay Ess Ehm I guess that didn't last long and thank goodness.
Yeah I got no control.
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Sorry, I meant Freudian slip regarding the word Tor, bad joke, sorry.
So you had a Freudian Torn slip
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Thanks. @Bart Ell I watched the April Wine video. That's the one! My memory of it was a bit skewed but I knew a trailer was involved somehow. I haven't seen that video since it came out. Jeez...I think we're talking 38 years or so. I may have heard that song only once or twice since then.
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You're a "BAD GUY" Bart! I'm not a the bad guy, YOU ARE!
Kindly restore my moniker. Cuntbox.
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You're a "BAD GUY" Bart! I'm not a the bad guy, YOU ARE!
Kindly restore my moniker. Cuntbox.
I hope you realize @KSMMMBop that your new moniker just might be 'Cuntbox.'
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I hope you realize @KSMMMBop that your new moniker just might be 'Cuntbox.'
That' is preferable to this. Or I'll leave for good. HMPH!!
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I began packing last night. Does this look safe? Do you think they're going to jiggle around? Will the movers take heed of the 'Fragile - this side up' edict? Not shown is my Shure Classic 55. I hate that thing but it looks cool. Really cool. Also not shown is the KSandM-44
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I began packing last night. Does this look safe? Do you think they're going to jiggle around? Will the movers take heed of the 'Fragile - this side up' edict? Not shown is my Shure Classic 55. I hate that thing but it looks cool. Really cool. Also not shown is the KSandM-44
Get something like this that fits your case.
https://www.amazon.ca/Makita-T-02571-Customizable-Insert-Interlocking/dp/B00ME73UD6
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Get something like this that fits your case.
https://www.amazon.ca/Makita-T-02571-Customizable-Insert-Interlocking/dp/B00ME73UD6
Great idea. I do have some 3" thick foam panels in my drum room that have to come down. They'll be perfect.
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I fear disaster if you allow movers to touch any of your equipment.
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I fear disaster if you allow movers to touch any of your equipment.
If not the movers, the US Customs border dude will have a ball with that stuff.
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How many dildos does one need!!!? Strange looking ones at that.
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How many dildos does one need!!!? Strange looking ones at that.
Don't fool yourself girl, top middle's going right up ya poop-shoot! SIT ON IT FONZIE!
If not the movers, the US Customs border dude will have a ball with that stuff.
@Walks_At_Night Seriously. I will bet you $200. USD that things will be just spiffy! Man of my word, so what say you buddy boi!! Wanna bet?
The movers will not be taking those. I will. Along with guitars and TV's, mirrors and much more.
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How many dildos does one need!!!? Strange looking ones at that.
Since they all have plugs those would be vibrators, @ShayP .
THE ROUND ONE ON TOP IS FOR THE BUTT!
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@ShayP .
THE ROUND ONE ON TOP IS FOR THE BUTT!
You just seconded me.
SHAY and the AKG egg!
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Don't fool yourself girl, top middle's going right up ya poop-shoot!
I AM HAVING THE SAME THOUGHTS YOU ARE, I NEED A LONG BREAK.
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I AM HAVING THE SAME THOUGHTS YOU ARE, I NEED A LONG BREAK.
FUCKIN STOP IT WOULD YA'!
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@Walks_At_Night Seriously. I will bet you $200. USD that things will be just spiffy! Man of my word, so what say you buddy boi!! Wanna bet?
I'll pass. You'll need every penny to buy smokes when you end up in the FEMA camp for trying to smuggle that contraband in. You can then trade the smokes in for an extra ration of gruel.
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Since they all have plugs those would be vibrators, @ShayP .
THE ROUND ONE ON TOP IS FOR THE BUTT!
Damn. @KSandM has a lot of vibrators muscle massagers!
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SHAY and the AKG egg!
Sounds like the title of a children's book.
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Don't fool yourself girl, top middle's going right up ya poop-shoot! SIT ON IT FONZIE!
If that thing can prevent hemorrhoids then you and Bart can ceremonially shove it up my butt...gently.
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Damn. @KSandM has a lot of vibrators muscle massagers!
Cuz he has alot of muscles. ;D
I'll pass. You'll need every penny to buy smokes when you end up in the FEMA camp for trying to smuggle that contraband in. You can then trade the smokes in for an extra ration of gruel.
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You forget. My wife assembles and coordinates large camps. My FEMA crib will be Da' Bomb!
IF THIS SHED'S A ROCKIN' DON'T COME A KNOCKIN, BABY!!
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If not the movers, the US Customs border dude will have a ball with that stuff.
I can’t tell if this is optimism or pessimism. ::)
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If that thing can prevent hemorrhoids then you and Bart can ceremonially shove it up my butt...gently.
Your idea of a threesome makes me think of you in a completely new way @ShayP
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Your idea of a threesome makes me think of you in a completely new way @ShayP
LOL! @PolkaDot Nah, it's just dudes helping another dude out. I'd do the same for them. ;D
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LOL! @PolkaDot Nah, it's just dudes helping another dude out. I'd do the same for them. ;D
You are good like that!
You are always offering to push my stool in.
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Hey, Bart. This coming Sunday (November 14th) is my 75th Birthday.
I never thought I'd make it this far. Who knew??? :o :P ;D
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Hey, Bart. This coming Sunday (November 14th) is my 75th Birthday.
I never thought I'd make it this far. Who knew??? :o :P ;D
You have not made it yet!
It's like when someone tells me their grangran is turning 100 next week.
Cross the finish line before celebrating.
In case you do make it - happy birthday!
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Hey, Bart. This coming Sunday (November 14th) is my 75th Birthday.
I never thought I'd make it this far. Who knew??? :o :P ;D
https://ellgab.com/index.php?topic=96.msg367986#msg367986
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https://ellgab.com/index.php?topic=96.msg367986#msg367986
Ha! ;D
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Hey, Bart. This coming Sunday (November 14th) is my 75th Birthday.
I never thought I'd make it this far. Who knew??? :o :P ;D
Happy birthday, Starrlit!
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Happy birthday, Starrlit!
Tempting fate I see.
Jamais deux sans trois and we have had 2 already this week.
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I SEEE YOU! I ACKNOWLEDGE YOOUU! I CONNECT WITH YOU!!
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In Washington State they don't know what E-transfer is nor do they have it. How progressive of them in their 1710 way of life.
Fucking savages still use checks!!!
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In Washington State they don't know what E-transfer is nor do they have it. How progressive of them in their 1710 way of life.
Fucking savages still use checks!!!
It isn't just Washington State, the whole country is a bunch of check writing cavemen!
They will write a check for the can of condensed milk they just had to have.
They will write a check and hold up the line at a food truck.
Many of the cavemen also wear shoes in the house!
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I haven't written a check in several years. I also don't drink milk out of a bag. Canadians. Pffft!
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I also don't drink milk out of a bag. Canadians. Pffft!
You drink milk out of the carton?
Use a glass you heathen!
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I haven't written a check in several years.
BECAUSE YOU ARE A BROKE ASS BITCH!
Apologies, that was much more aggressive than intended, Greg.
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You drink milk out of the carton?
Use a glass you heathen!
I don't drink milk!
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I don't drink milk!
I wouldn't either if my only option was a carton.
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BECAUSE YOU ARE A BROKE ASS BITCH!
Well, that is true.
Apologies, that was much more aggressive than intended, Greg.
*sigh* Yeah...me, Greg.
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I wouldn't either if my only option was a carton.
Plastic jugs!
I'm not referring to fake breasts either.
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Plastic jugs!
I'm not referring to fake breasts either.
Plastic jug VS bag that feels like real titty.
YOU ARE ON THE WRONG SIDE OF HISTORY, GREG!
Your fingers are writing checks that your milk can't cash.
And we are back to checks...
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Plastic jug VS bag that feels like real titty.
YOU ARE ON THE WRONG SIDE OF HISTORY, GREG!
Your fingers are writing checks that your milk can't cash.
And we are back to checks...
I don't write checks and I don't drink milk. I create my own history and am historically historical. (I realize that makes no sense) YOU are back to checks.
I'm just pleased that everything we've typed in this exchange has probably never been typed before. HISTORY CREATED.
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Many of the cavemen also wear shoes in the house!
I wear shoes in the house. I wear shoes in the house that has floors that I installed so that is 100 percent justified for me to wear shoes in my house!!
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Tempting fate I see.
Jamais deux sans trois and we have had 2 already this week.
I was afraid I would forget and I have faith in Starr to outlive any raggedy old French saying. N'est pas mon Étoile 🌟?
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Classe de Français secondaire
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MDR
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MDR
Mutton Derived Rascal!
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Mutton Derived Rascal!
I know. I'm just a little lamb. Watch out for that pin. You may end up spilling blood for your country
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I know. I'm just a little lamb. Watch out for that pin. You may end up spilling blood for your country
Too late. Blood spilled two days ago while standing in my shed with a woman from the moving company. Yes, another Poppy prick of the skin. My heavy leather jacket drove it into my chest and I said "FUCK"
Thankfully she was understanding and we proceeded to take tool inventory.
PS I'm not all that handy in the bedroom, but get me in a shed? Oooohh BABY!! Caution: WATCH OUT FOR THE LITTLE PRICK! from the poppy, that is
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Too late. Blood spilled two days ago while standing in my shed with a woman from the moving company. Yes, another Poppy prick of the skin. My heavy leather jacket drove it into my chest and I said "FUCK"
Thankfully she was understanding and we proceeded to take tool inventory.
PS I'm not all that handy in the bedroom, but get me in a shed? Oooohh BABY!! Caution: WATCH OUT FOR THE LITTLE PRICK! from the poppy, that is
LOL That is so full of double entendres intended and unintended I don't know where to start. Ahhh. A man and his tools
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LOL That is so full of double entendres intended and unintended I don't know where to start. Ahhh. A man and his tools
You're missing a comma or two. Your less than par punctuation rivals that of Barts!
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Barts!
Saving your apostrophe to pluralize a word later, sport?
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Saving your apostrophe to pluralize a word later, sport?
Maybe he's hiding it in his pocket in case it might come in handy later.
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Maybe he's hiding it in his pocket in case it might come in handy later.
We have been over this - THERE ARE NO POCKETS IN SPANDEX!
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Saving your apostrophe to pluralize a word later, sport?
Yu'p!
I'm starting a mirror board of this one but with a hunting theme. You're all invited to join, ElkGab
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Yu'p!
I'm starting a mirror board of this one but with a hunting theme. You're all invited to join, ElkGab
I am starting a mirror board of this one but on that one I quit every few months. You're all invited to join, BellGab
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I am starting a mirror board of this one but on that one I quit every few months. You're all invited to join, BellGab
Oooh! Ban me! Ban me! Ban me!
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Oooh! Ban me! Ban me! Ban me!
We can arrange that. Be careful, woman!
I am starting a mirror board of this one but on that one I quit every few months. You're all invited to join, BellGab
THAT does not make any sense. Care to explain, clarification if there is any source to draw from? And please don't call me Sport, ACE!
ElkGab is funny! You can't deny that and it kills you that it's MINE!
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Your head is too big for your body.
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Your head is too big for your body.
And these eyebrows come together in the most unappealing way.
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And these eyebrows come together in the most unappealing way.
Seems a little harsh..
You're very handsome in the moonlight.
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You should send me a complete version of, With You. Like why not..? Walk right into that window buddy. :) @Bart Ell
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You should send me a complete version of, With You. Like why not..? Walk right into that window buddy. :) @Bart Ell
I could walk into 2 windows and tell you which D lister it was written for.
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Something weird is happening here.
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I could walk into 2 windows and tell you which D lister it was written for.
Kathy Griffin? yuck @Bart Ell
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Kathy Griffin? yuck @Bart Ell
I would walk into a glass door to avoid that.
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Grab an acoustic guitar and play the Back in Black riff in all minor chords.
It's SAD and tearful Back In Black and even lonely - might put you in a state of melancholy. :-\ :'( :( :( :'(
THATS:
Em
Dm
Am
@juan You do it too.
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@Bart Ell please tell @KSM that I can be melancholy enough on my own. I don’t need minor chords.
But things are looking up. A paying gig, sort of. Playing Saturday for the beginning of the holidays at a big meat store and BBQ joint. They will feed us.
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Grab an acoustic guitar and play the Back in Black riff in all minor chords.
It's SAD and tearful Back In Black and even lonely - might put you in a state of melancholy. :-\ :'( :( :( :'(
THATS:
Em
Dm
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@juan You do it too.
I FEEL SO ALONE
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@Bart Ell please tell @KSM that I can be melancholy enough on my own. I don’t need minor chords.
But things are looking up. A paying gig, sort of. Playing Saturday for the beginning of the holidays at a big meat store and BBQ joint. They will feed us.
Give Juan inches and feed him well.
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Grab an acoustic guitar and play the Back in Black riff in all minor chords.
It's SAD and tearful Back In Black and even lonely - might put you in a state of melancholy. :-\ :'( :( :( :'(
THATS:
Em
Dm
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@juan You do it too.
Suspend the original chords and bathe in the glow of indifference. Just don’t become new gendered.
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Give Juan inches and feed him well.
Tuba like a hurricane!
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The hero has his hands on better beans and I foresee the sun setting on MochaVanilla Joe. And so do you.
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HEY PAL,
I'LL TAKE A SMALL OPPUTUNE MOMENT TO THANK YOU FOR SMITING ME THOUSANDS OF TIMES IN ONE CLICK OF A BUTTON!
or right click mouse
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I did not sleep well last night. :(
I hate it when that happens.
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I did not sleep well last night. :(
I hate it when that happens.
Have another coffee! keep those cortisol levels high and raise that adrenaline debt!
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Have another coffee! keep those cortisol levels high and raise that adrenaline debt!
You'll have me up till midnight! And I don't believe in "adrenaline debt". I am tempted though....I'm going to go for a walk instead.
Nice av @KSM ! ;)
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You'll have me up till midnight! And I don't believe in "adrenaline debt". I am tempted though....I'm going to go for a walk instead.
Nice av @KSM ! ;)
I know you don't believe in an adrenaline debt, nevertheless it is why you (and I) crash when we suddenly lay off caffeinated coffee. It is a form of payback while your levels return back to normal and you feel great/normal again without the caffeine boost. And after that? HEY WHY NOT FUCKING RUIN IT BY CELEBRATING WITH A CUP OF "REAL COFFEE" and we're back on that horse as the cycle continues. ::) ;D
Enjoy your hopped up caffeine walk. Heh heh..
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@Bart Ell
Today is a special day
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@Bart Ell
Today is a special day
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Seems like something Rush would have written a concept album about.
WHICH MEANS IT SUCKS!
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I think it's the law that every hotel and inn on the planet have dirty power. zzzzzzzz No matter what I plug in, every GIT hums like P90's.
never-mind the cable
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I think it's the law that every hotel and inn on the planet have dirty power. zzzzzzzz No matter what I plug in, every GIT hums like P90's.
never-mind the cable
If this was an ask I would have told you to try unplugging the fridge.
It is a tell so I can't.
Rules, man.
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If this was an ask I would have told you to try unplugging the fridge.
It is a tell so I can't.
Rules, man.
That’s good. I would have mentioned the word Furman, but it wasn’t an ask.
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If this was an ask I would have told you to try unplugging the fridge.
It is a tell so I can't.
Rules, man.
Should've known. A guy who doesn't care if the beer gets warm.
My bad 8)
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Should've known. A guy who doesn't care if the beer gets warm.
My bad 8)
They have this thing called ice.
It is just a fancy name for frozen water.
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@JUAN
I JuanT you to stay out of my ASK KSM thread. I will no longer reply to any of your queries.
Hi Bart ::) <<TELL
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Bart, I believe in Crystal Light AND I BELEIVE IN ME, BART!
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Oh my
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Oh my
Bart does not suffer fools lightly.
Bart also does not recognize exemptions issued by those Backline Smoking Doctors.
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I required chocolate this morning. Sometimes you just want to feel like you're drinking a chocolate shake at 9am. I may never go back.
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Bart does not suffer fools lightly.
Bart also does not recognize exemptions issued by those Backline Smoking Doctors.
Not gonna lie, you ABSOLUTELY seem like the kind of guy that would be into Backline Smoking Doctor exemptions. I always thought you were pro thinning the herd.
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Not gonna lie, you ABSOLUTELY seem like the kind of guy that would be into Backline Smoking Doctor exemptions. I always thought you were pro thinning the herd.
I am!
I am moist just thinking about dummies causing their own death.
I don't want them working for me, though.
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I required chocolate this morning. Sometimes you just want to feel like you're drinking a chocolate shake at 9am. I may never go back.
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@PolkaDot What exactly are we looking at there? Ingredients..
PS The 80's called, they want their blender back. :P
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Since being held up in these rooms I've come up with a dandy hard rock gem of a song but one thing has disturbed me throughout and I'm talking about the actual riff that I have built the song around. Something was bothering me in the back of my mind and then it hit me.. sounds like a STP riff (sex type thing) not exactly but riff inspired perhaps. EVEN THOUGH I NEVER, EVER, LIKED STP! I have managed to make myself feel better by reminding myself about a riff I had pre stone temple that is similar to said stp song. So maybe they, somehow, borrowed from me!? Well, of course not but the riffs are out there and sometimes lines get blurred.. I am happy with my song and can't wait to get going on it after I'm all set up in my new digs.
Now this is Tell that does not require a response as it is more of a venting of sorts.
PS This means that I will have to seriously bush up on my drumming skills. Nothing worse than the obvious sound of a non drummer trying to sound natural.
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@PolkaDot What exactly are we looking at there? Ingredients..
PS The 80's called, they want their blender back. :P
@KSM I love that blender. I could chop your arm off, stuff it in there with a little oat milk, and viola! Blended KSM! It seriously will blend anything. I use it to make fresh flours too. Truly amazing. You will have to pry my Vitamix out of my cold dead hands.
Ingredients: Oat milk, unsweetened cocoa, banana, hemp hearts, peanut butter, couple of ice cubes, little maple syrup...oh and some vanilla protein powder.
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Since being held up in these rooms I've come up with a dandy hard rock gem of a song but one thing has disturbed me throughout and I'm talking about the actual riff that I have built the song around. Something was bothering me in the back of my mind and then it hit me.. sounds like a STP riff (sex type thing) not exactly but riff inspired perhaps. EVEN THOUGH I NEVER, EVER, LIKED STP! I have managed to make myself feel better by reminding myself about a riff I had pre stone temple that is similar to said stp song. So maybe they, somehow, borrowed from me!? Well, of course not but the riffs are out there and sometimes lines get blurred.. I am happy with my song and can't wait to get going on it after I'm all set up in my new digs.
Now this is Tell that does not require a response as it is more of a venting of sorts.
PS This means that I will have to seriously bush up on my drumming skills. Nothing worse than the obvious sound of a non drummer trying to sound natural.
The little grunge boy doth protest too much, me thinks.
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@PolkaDot What exactly are we looking at there? Ingredients..
PS The 80's called, they want their blender back. :P
Heh, heh, heh... well, at least it isn’t 70’s avocado green. Back to my Admiral TV, for The Best of Ozzie and Harriet.
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Since being held up in these rooms I've come up with a dandy hard rock gem of a song but one thing has disturbed me throughout and I'm talking about the actual riff that I have built the song around. Something was bothering me in the back of my mind and then it hit me.. sounds like a STP riff (sex type thing) not exactly but riff inspired perhaps. EVEN THOUGH I NEVER, EVER, LIKED STP! I have managed to make myself feel better by reminding myself about a riff I had pre stone temple that is similar to said stp song. So maybe they, somehow, borrowed from me!? Well, of course not but the riffs are out there and sometimes lines get blurred.. I am happy with my song and can't wait to get going on it after I'm all set up in my new digs.
Now this is Tell that does not require a response as it is more of a venting of sorts.
PS This means that I will have to seriously bush up on my drumming skills. Nothing worse than the obvious sound of a non drummer trying to sound natural.
It's ok, they ripped off the riff from...
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@KSM I love that blender. I could chop your arm off, stuff it in there with a little oat milk, and viola! Blended KSM! It seriously will blend anything. I use it to make fresh flours too. Truly amazing. You will have to pry my Vitamix out of my cold dead hands.
Ingredients: Oat milk, unsweetened cocoa, banana, hemp hearts, peanut butter, couple of ice cubes, little maple syrup...oh and some vanilla protein powder.
Oh I have no plans to separate you from your vintage retro blender.
Ingreds look good! Post workout shake.
It's ok, they ripped off the riff from...
Well. Now I realize that my riff is better than both of those. Easily. Good Lord those were horrible.
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Since being held up in these rooms I've come up with a dandy hard rock gem of a song but one thing has disturbed me throughout and I'm talking about the actual riff that I have built the song around. Something was bothering me in the back of my mind and then it hit me.. sounds like a STP riff (sex type thing) not exactly but riff inspired perhaps. EVEN THOUGH I NEVER, EVER, LIKED STP! I have managed to make myself feel better by reminding myself about a riff I had pre stone temple that is similar to said stp song. So maybe they, somehow, borrowed from me!? Well, of course not but the riffs are out there and sometimes lines get blurred.. I am happy with my song and can't wait to get going on it after I'm all set up in my new digs.
Now this is Tell that does not require a response as it is more of a venting of sorts.
PS This means that I will have to seriously bush up on my drumming skills. Nothing worse than the obvious sound of a non drummer trying to sound natural.
The little grunge boy doth protest too much, me thinks.
"Interstate Love Song" got me through a break up. And a tough final exam. He moves to Seattle and first song he writes is a STP knockoff. Going to extremes to win my heart
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I don't know who (or what) Jennifer Fisher is but apparently she comes fast and is ready for home delivery. I think I'm getting Sean666's clickacy. :o
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Doesn't seem right without the spites and praises. I've had no less than four members PM me about it. These moronic goofballs actually believe that that I have some sort of function here other than being an ass.
Do the right thing and restore things back to normal.
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If you would kindly unban Kidnostad this My Messages [1] would go away. Otherwise it remains the yolk around my neck every time I sign in and see that I have ONE NEW MESSAGE THAT I DON'T REALLY HAVE.
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If you would kindly unban Kidnostad this My Messages [1] would go away. Otherwise it remains the yolk around my neck every time I sign in and see that I have ONE NEW MESSAGE THAT I DON'T REALLY HAVE.
All the stupid cunt had to do was listen.
Stupid cunt.
Also - he is not banned, he was put in psychiatric hold and I guess they still need to be holding him.
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Doesn't seem right without the spites and praises. I've had no less than four members PM me about it. These moronic goofballs actually believe that that I have some sort of function here other than being an ass.
Do the right thing and restore things back to normal.
You can blame @Walks_At_Night .
He requested some fancy add-on that needs special coding to work and the rest has to wait until the code ninjas get around to it.
You could also just wait about 10 hours and you will change your opinion on it anyway.
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You can blame @Walks_At_Night .
He requested some fancy add-on that needs special coding to work and the rest has to wait until the code ninjas get around to it.
You could also just wait about 10 hours and you will change your opinion on it anyway.
It is worth it for this kind of stuff:
https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/820a0f65-74b1-4628-a400-adf677221e3f
Edit: Damn those Ninja!
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I don't know who (or what) Jennifer Fisher is but apparently she comes fast and is ready for home delivery. I think I'm getting Sean666's clickacy. :o
She looks expensive. Make sure you get the shipping insurance.
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This may be your lucky day, @KSM
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She looks expensive. Make sure you get the shipping insurance.
Right? I wasn't planning on taking the week off but maybe I should. The husband might have a melt down if he had to deal with two hot women at once. I wonder if she cleans?
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This may be your lucky day, @KSM
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Still shows 1 unread message. I'll just live with it. I like the millisecond of bliss when I sign in and see that another fan has messaged me. But then.. utter sadness as I realize once again that it was not to be.
It is my cross to bear and I accept it.
While we're in the TELL thread; I had to chase after Vera today to stop her from peeing on the lawn across the street. Before I jolted into action I placed my phone on my wife's back bumper. I forgot about it. She went out for Christmas gifts for her company party tonight. my phone is gone. Forever lost. Children are weeping and dying.
We are the first, along with another couple on out new street. The people who bought the place across where V almost pissed have not moved in yet but I cannot have her peeing all over the place. Urinary anarchy will not be tolerated, and I am a good neighbor.
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Still shows 1 unread message. I'll just live with it. I like the millisecond of bliss when I sign in and see that another fan has messaged me. But then.. utter sadness as I realize once again that it was not to be.
It is my cross to bear and I accept it.
And now?
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And now?
FIXED! Thanks @Bart Ell
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Moving truck arrives within an hour. Took them three full work days to load it two weeks ago. I bet they're out of here within five hours of their arrival. Or at least that is what I am trying to convince myself of.
a tell
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Moving truck arrives within an hour. Took them three full work days to load it two weeks ago. I bet they're out of here within five hours of their arrival. Or at least that is what I am trying to convince myself of.
a tell
Hopefully for you it isn't the same company that transported my suitcase that has been missing for 4 days.
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Hopefully for you it isn't the same company that transported my suitcase that has been missing for 4 days.
It’s probably in Falkie’s apartment.
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I needed (yes, NEEDED) a new lipstick for NYE. Actually, I've wanted it for a couple of weeks and just thought up a good excuse to purchase it. Annnnyway....the cashier was a
midget small person. Like really small. I thought she was bending over and leaning on the counter at first. :o
It's got to be a sign I made a good decision in my purchase. Well, actually two purchases because I liked them both and couldn't choose. My two new colors (KVD nahz fur atoo and KVD Vampira) will now be considered lucky. I wasn't supposed to rub the midget little person for luck or anything, was I?
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Moving truck arrives within an hour. Took them three full work days to load it two weeks ago. I bet they're out of here within five hours of their arrival. Or at least that is what I am trying to convince myself of.
a tell
Are they unpacking for you or just bringing the boxes in?
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I wasn't supposed to rub the midget little person for luck or anything, was I?
No more than you would rub a normal human.
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Sung to the tune of Oh Christmas Tree
So slippery, so slippery
My deck is oh so slippery
So slippery, so slippery
My deck is oh so slippery
If I go out I'll fall right down
Then I would wear a great big frown
So slippery, so slippery
My deck is oh so slippery
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Sung to the tune of Oh Christmas Tree
So slippery, so slippery
My deck is oh so slippery
So slippery, so slippery
My deck is oh so slippery
If I go out I'll fall right down
Then I would wear a great big frown
So slippery, so slippery
My deck is oh so slippery
Toe first, slide into it.
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Toe first, slide into it.
Merry Christmas you grumpy bastard.
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Sung to the tune of Oh Christmas Tree
So slippery, so slippery
My deck is oh so slippery
So slippery, so slippery
My deck is oh so slippery
If I go out I'll fall right down
Then I would wear a great big frown
So slippery, so slippery
My deck is oh so slippery
I'm glad you learned your lesson from last year! we don't want any broken, sprained, or bruised @anniem s. :)
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Apparently I have contracted Covid. I’ll let you know how the ivermectin does.
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Apparently I have contracted Covid. I’ll let you know how the ivermectin does.
Good luck man.
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Apparently I have contracted Covid. I’ll let you know how the ivermectin does.
@GravitySucks , If you don't make it, can I have your stuff?
Oh and Fröhlisches Weinachten, mein Herr!
:)
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I'm glad you learned your lesson from last year! we don't want any broken, sprained, or bruised @anniem s. :)
I bought grippy things for my shoes. That deck is no match me for me.
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Apparently I have contracted Covid. I’ll let you know how the ivermectin does.
Take care, please. Maybe ivermectin and chicken soup
Uhhh... I just read Ivermectin is for parasites. Please don't fool around and think COVID is political. If you are unvaccinated:
Take care of yourself. If you are experiencing mild symptoms, you can most likely find relief with the use of over-the-counter pain relievers and fever reducers, along with lots of rest and hydration. Monitor your symptoms and call your doctor if symptoms worsen. Call 911 or go to the nearest emergency room if you are having trouble breathing or persistent pain or pressure in your chest, are unable to stay awake, have bluish face or lips, or are experiencing confusion.
Remember even the Orange Idiot finally got full medical treatment and full vaccination
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Take care, please. Maybe ivermectin and chicken soup
Chicken soup will surely resolve all symptoms. Better get a chicken derived booster to be sure.
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I needed (yes, NEEDED) a new lipstick for NYE. Actually, I've wanted it for a couple of weeks and just thought up a good excuse to purchase it. Annnnyway....the cashier was a midget small person. Like really small. I thought she was bending over and leaning on the counter at first. :o
It's got to be a sign I made a good decision in my purchase. Well, actually two purchases because I liked them both and couldn't choose. My two new colors (KVD nahz fur atoo and KVD Vampira) will now be considered lucky. I wasn't supposed to rub the midget little person for luck or anything, was I?
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Oooh. Vampira. I want it Nosferatu. Very Christmasy
@PolkaDot I hope you are not insinuating a petite person is a midget. No slurs please
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Chicken soup will surely resolve all symptoms. Better get a chicken derived booster to be sure.
Well. Look at you being all logical and medical. Color me pleasantly surprised
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Apparently I have contracted Covid. I’ll let you know how the ivermectin does.
You are vaccinated so you will be fine... even with that ghetto one shot deal you got.
The squatter paste won't do a thing for your case of covid but it will do a great job with those worms you have living up your asspipe.
We told you to stay away from that discount Thai food but you would not listen.
Thankfully you got your hands on that antiparasitic wonder drug that will clear up your parasite issue.
Did you know they feed it to people illegally crossing the border?
Rabbitholers will tell you it is to fight covid and the fact it was going on for years prior to covid doesn't change their precious little minds at all!
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The University of Florida just released a study showing Benadryl and a particular milk component are very effective in treating the Wuhan.
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You are vaccinated so you will be fine... even with that ghetto one shot deal you got.
The squatter paste won't do a thing for your case of covid but it will do a great job with those worms you have living up your asspipe.
We told you to stay away from that discount Thai food but you would not listen.
Thankfully you got your hands on that antiparasitic wonder drug that will clear up your parasite issue.
Did you know they feed it to people illegally crossing the border?
Rabbitholers will tell you it is to fight covid and the fact it was going on for years prior to covid doesn't change their precious little minds at all!
I started feeling better within 5-6 hours after my first dose of ivermectin. Today I can’t say it’s not like I was never sick, but I’m feeling much better. Went from experiencing pretty significant flu-like symptoms to feeling noticeably better within 6 hours. Tamiflu doesn’t work that fast if you have the actual flu.
I still have my stock of paste in the tube but last month I was able to get the tablet form.
I do know that they feed it to some people crossing the border. But it’s my understanding that it’s only for people applying for political asylum and only if they are from a country on the “we assume you have parasites†list.
That’s actually an indication of how safe this medication is. Don’t take a medical history. Look at a list of countries and if that’s where you’re from, you get ivermectin. There should be no fear in letting people make their own choice. Taken early ivermectin works.
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I started feeling better within 5-6 hours after my first dose of ivermectin. Today I can’t say it’s not like I was never sick, but I’m feeling much better. Went from experiencing pretty significant flu-like symptoms to feeling noticeably better within 6 hours. Tamiflu doesn’t work that fast if you have the actual flu.
I still have my stock of paste in the tube but last month I was able to get the tablet form.
I do know that they feed it to some people crossing the border. But it’s my understanding that it’s only for people applying for political asylum and only if they are from a country on the “we assume you have parasites†list.
That’s actually an indication of how safe this medication is. Don’t take a medical history. Look at a list of countries and if that’s where you’re from, you get ivermectin. There should be no fear in letting people make their own choice. Taken early ivermectin works.
Yes.
It made your party hole parasite free.
It is a wonder drug for doing that while giving you that sweet placebo effect for covid.
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Yes.
It made your party hole parasite free.
It is a wonder drug for doing that while giving you that sweet placebo effect for covid.
It cracks me up to see you twist into knots to refuse to consider ivermectin as a viable and safe therapeutic for Covid. They know the safety of the medicine. They know why ivermectin is effective in guarding against a serious Covid infection if taken early. Scientists have known ivermectin had an expectation of being a therapeutic for respiratory illnesses for years before Covid was released.
I was going to say it bugs me, but I am, after all, parasite-free.
Chalk it up to placebo effect. I have no problem getting cured by a placebo effect that has proven to be 100% effective in every single person that I know personally that has used it. I was actually going to start taking it on Thursday because I was pretty sure I had contracted it but wanted to make sure I had a positive test result. Within 24 hours of when I first noticed a cough, I started feeling pretty shitty and had bronchitis in one lung. Hardly have a noticeable symptom 24 hours later. Every single person that I know personally that has taken ivermectin has felt better in 24-48 hours. One person had been trying to kick it for 2 weeks and had been put on oxygen. 2 days later he was off oxygen.
I love me a prescription of placebos. It’s a shame you can’t patent them.
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Sugar cubes prevented me from getting cancer!
All my friends took sugar cubes and all of them are cancer free too.
Half of them got the beetus, though.
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It cracks me up to see you twist into knots to refuse to consider ivermectin as a viable and safe therapeutic for Covid. They know the safety of the medicine. They know why ivermectin is effective in guarding against a serious Covid infection if taken early. Scientists have known ivermectin had an expectation of being a therapeutic for respiratory illnesses for years before Covid was released.
I was going to say it bugs me, but I am, after all, parasite-free.
Chalk it up to placebo effect. I have no problem getting cured by a placebo effect that has proven to be 100% effective in every single person that I know personally that has used it. I was actually going to start taking it on Thursday because I was pretty sure I had contracted it but wanted to make sure I had a positive test result. Within 24 hours of when I first noticed a cough, I started feeling pretty shitty and had bronchitis in one lung. Hardly have a noticeable symptom 24 hours later. Every single person that I know personally that has taken ivermectin has felt better in 24-48 hours. One person had been trying to kick it for 2 weeks and had been put on oxygen. 2 days later he was off oxygen.
I love me a prescription of placebos. It’s a shame you can’t patent them.
Where is he twisting himself in knots? Ivermectin is for parasites. The Corona Virus is not a parasite. It's a virus. What is wrong with taking the FDA approved preventive and use the cure that saved The Orange One's life?
You've been vaccinated? And not with Round Up or anything weird? Then why am I worrying about you, you big goofball. You could have led with that. You know. "I've been diagnosed with the COVID but I've been vaccinated, so I'm cool". Breakthroughs can happen but they are usually mild and just treat them like any other cold or flu. All Ivermectin is likely to do is weaken your immune system. Anti-parasitics can do that
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Sugar cubes prevented me from getting cancer!
All my friends took sugar cubes and all of them are cancer free too.
Half of them got the beetus, though.
Wait. You are using logic. That will never work
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Wait. You are using logic. That will never work
I want to be fair to Mr. Sucks.
Being a pioneer is a great thing.
I fully and wholeheartedly congratulate him on his fast recovery.
How is he a pioneer?
Of the two members on here (that I know of) who took the squatter paste after getting covid he is the first to live to tell his tale.
I am sure the other guy just took it wrong.
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Where is he twisting himself in knots?
It's a debate technique where you try to make the other person seem unhinged.
It is supposed to make you the calm one...
As long as the other person ignores your need to resort to using anecdotal evidence.
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I started feeling better within 5-6 hours after my first dose of ivermectin. Today I can’t say it’s not like I was never sick, but I’m feeling much better. Went from experiencing pretty significant flu-like symptoms to feeling noticeably better within 6 hours. Tamiflu doesn’t work that fast if you have the actual flu.
I still have my stock of paste in the tube but last month I was able to get the tablet form.
I do know that they feed it to some people crossing the border. But it’s my understanding that it’s only for people applying for political asylum and only if they are from a country on the “we assume you have parasites†list.
That’s actually an indication of how safe this medication is. Don’t take a medical history. Look at a list of countries and if that’s where you’re from, you get ivermectin. There should be no fear in letting people make their own choice. Taken early ivermectin works.
Good deal.
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Sometimes rather odd medicines work on viruses. I got one after cutting myself on rocks on the bank of a river. I was finally cured by huge prescription level doses of Tagamet which is usually an antacid. I learned the drug is given for viruses of several kinds.
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Sometimes rather odd medicines work on viruses. I got one after cutting myself on rocks on the bank of a river. I was finally cured by huge prescription level doses of Tagamet which is usually an antacid. I learned the drug is given for viruses of several kinds.
Great! Now all it takes is for the company who makes Tagamet to tell people it has no effect on covid and for a huge clinical trial to say Tagamet has no effect on covid for the rabbitholers to insist Tagamet is the next covid miracle drug.
Merck - Yeah, mectin does shit for covid.
Rabbitholers - Squatter Paste Big Farma Lies!
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Sugar cubes prevented me from getting cancer!
All my friends took sugar cubes and all of them are cancer free too.
Half of them got the beetus, though.
False equivalence.
It might be more appropriate if you had said:
Sugar cubes cured me of cancer!
All of my friends that had cancer and took the recommended number of sugar cubes are now cancer free too.
Half of them got cavities though. A small price to pay to keep from taking experimental cancer vaccines and life threatening chemotherapy and radiation.
That would be a better comparison.
Fuck Dr Mary and her damned monkey.
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False equivalence.
It might be more appropriate if you had said:
Sugar cubes cured me of cancer!
All of my friends that had cancer and took the recommended number of sugar cubes are now cancer free too.
Half of them got cavities though. A small price to pay to keep from taking experimental cancer vaccines and life threatening chemotherapy and radiation.
That would be a better comparison.
Fuck Dr Mary and her damned monkey.
No it wouldn't.
You are vaccinated, honeybuns.
For that to be a better comparsion you would not be vaccinated.
You would also not have spent all that time building your immune system by munching mushrooms and Vitamin C, D, zinc, magnesium and quercetin. Remember all those goodies that you claimed were the best course of action?
For your comparison to work you would just have used that mectin...
You know, the placebo.
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No it wouldn't.
You are vaccinated, honeybuns.
For that to be a better comparsion you would not be vaccinated.
You would also not have spent all that time building your immune system by munching mushrooms and Vitamin C, D, zinc, magnesium and quercetin. Remember all those goodies that you claimed were the best course of action?
For your comparison to work you would just have used that mectin...
You know, the placebo.
He's got to do it like a squatter would do it.
For quality assurance, it should be delivered under pressure as a suppository
Merry Christmas Bart
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Every single person that I know personally that has taken ivermectin has felt better in 24-48 hours.
I know people who took it as well, it worked. They did not get shots.
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Sometimes rather odd medicines work on viruses. I got one after cutting myself on rocks on the bank of a river. I was finally cured by huge prescription level doses of Tagamet which is usually an antacid. I learned the drug is given for viruses of several kinds.
Off Label. Doctors do it all the time. Oh, well not all the time, they are not allowed to do it now for covid.
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I know people who took it as well, it worked. They did not get shots.
I know of at least 3 that did it and are now pushing up daisies - thought they would change their minds when Delta appeared and got the shot, nope.
When 80% recover quickly with no help, a huge dose of milk chocolate will show promise. Does it target the ability of the virus to split proteins needed to replicate, I don't know, but I have shit loads of chocolate futures. Just wait with Omincron, everything will be considered a cure when in reality the virus just neutered itself.
Those that will take the squatter paste do it on a true theory that doesn't quite hit the target (but was a reasonable approach to study). Yet when the theory is applied to hit the target (Pfizer Pill), and it does, the same group doesn't want it. Frustrating, but Bart pegged those people.
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Frustrating, but Bart pegged those people.
SOUNDS SEXY!
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Those that will take the squatter paste do it on a true theory that doesn't quite hit the target (but was a reasonable approach to study). Yet when the theory is applied to hit the target (Pfizer Pill), and it does, the same group doesn't want it.
The Backline Smoking Nurses are making some great money charging rabbitholers $90 for a quick call and then a bunch more cash to help them get prescriptions or exemptions.
The Backline Smoking Nurses know the squatter paste won't help them but they also know it won't hurt them... except when they get a bad case of being dead.
It is a huge cash grab that only works if you get rabbitholers to deny reality and only seek out what the Backline Smoking Nurses are selling them.
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He's got to do it like a squatter would do it.
For quality assurance, it should be delivered under pressure as a suppository
Merry Christmas Bart
EXTREME PEER PRESSURE SUPPOSITORY!
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Oooh. Vampira. I want it Nosferatu. Very Christmasy
@PolkaDot I hope you are not insinuating a petite person is a midget. No slurs please
Well, I am more along the lines of Amazon stature so anyone under 5'6" feels pretty "petite" to me. A longtime friend of mine jokes that my inseam is at least a foot longer than hers. But no, this woman was solidly under 4'. @TigerLily
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No it wouldn't.
You are vaccinated, honeybuns.
For that to be a better comparsion you would not be vaccinated.
You would also not have spent all that time building your immune system by munching mushrooms and Vitamin C, D, zinc, magnesium and quercetin. Remember all those goodies that you claimed were the best course of action?
For your comparison to work you would just have used that mectin...
You know, the placebo.
Wow, you all were getting Bart riled up on Christmas. That doesn't seem very nice...
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Wow, you all were getting Bart riled up on Christmas. That doesn't seem very nice...
Eat it, midget.
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Eat it, midget.
What happened to Honeybuns?
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What happened to Honeybuns?
Honeybuns can be midgets, too, midget.
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Honeybuns can be midgets, too, midget.
And very tasty
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Well, I am more along the lines of Amazon stature so anyone under 5'6" feels pretty "petite" to me. A longtime friend of mine jokes that my inseam is at least a foot longer than hers. But no, this woman was solidly under 4'. @TigerLily
No problem then. I may be tiny but I'm fierce. I feel so out of fashion. Eveyone used to like five foot two, eyes of blue and 34D. Now if you're not Amazonian with a Kardashian ass you're literally overlooked. That's ok. I'm a specialty item
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Honeybuns can be midgets, too, midget.
Easy Stretch. I prefer dwarf, or underling. Nope, lying- I hate both of those.
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No problem then. I may be tiny but I'm fierce. I feel so out of fashion. Eveyone used to like five foot two, eyes of blue and 34D. Now if you're not Amazonian with a Kardashian ass you're literally overlooked. That's ok. I'm a specialty item
There's always something for everyone. I'm not sure your cast will work- men don't really understand how bra sizes work.
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A garage in WA state is sloped for water drain purposes.
THAT WHAT FUCKING ROOFS ARE FOR!! TO KEEP, THE RAIN WATER, OUT OF THE GARAGE!!!!!! So now I spend 3k plus to level it out - or literally build a deck in my garage for my gym. Can't do SQUATS ON A HILL, BART!! Fucking idiots! Snowed 8" today and they can't drive in it so the whole town will be shut down tomorrow. I am the only one with snow shovels on my street. My drive and walk are pristine. Even shoveled the sidewalk width of my house.
PS.. left the shovels out near the street for others to use and nobody took welcome advantage.
Other than that I love it here. pretty much..
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A garage in WA state is sloped for water drain purposes.
THAT WHAT FUCKING ROOFS ARE FOR!! TO KEEP, THE RAIN WATER, OUT OF THE GARAGE!!!!!! So now I spend 3k plus to level it out - or literally build a deck in my garage for my gym. Can't do SQUATS ON A HILL, BART!! Fucking idiots! Snowed 8" today and they can't drive in it so the whole town will be shut down tomorrow. I am the only one with snow shovels on my street. My drive and walk are pristine. Even shoveled the sidewalk width of my house.
PS.. left the shovels out near the street for others to use and nobody took welcome advantage.
Other than that I love it here. pretty much..
Give it 2 more weeks and you will be planning the murder of each and every one of those shovelless assholes.
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A garage in WA state is sloped for water drain purposes.
THAT WHAT FUCKING ROOFS ARE FOR!! TO KEEP, THE RAIN WATER, OUT OF THE GARAGE!!!!!! So now I spend 3k plus to level it out - or literally build a deck in my garage for my gym. Can't do SQUATS ON A HILL, BART!! Fucking idiots! Snowed 8" today and they can't drive in it so the whole town will be shut down tomorrow. I am the only one with snow shovels on my street. My drive and walk are pristine. Even shoveled the sidewalk width of my house.
PS.. left the shovels out near the street for others to use and nobody took welcome advantage.
Other than that I love it here. pretty much..
He He. So it begins. I love when it snows here - it gets pretty awesome:
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If you leave your floor alone you can wash your rig in there.
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men don't really understand how bra sizes work.
You got your A cup...
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He He. So it begins. I love when it snows here - it gets pretty awesome:
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Ah, just another fine Winter day.
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If you leave your floor alone you can wash your rig in there.
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What's with the bionic leg?
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Give it 2 more weeks and you will be planning the murder of each and every one of those shovelless assholes.
I have a feeling @KSM isnt going to appreciate neighbors. Unless he can get them lined up and doing drills
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I have a feeling @KSM isnt going to appreciate neighbors. Unless he can get them lined up and doing drills
I am really going to put in the effort to be a great neighbour. I was before, at the river place, but not in town. Everybody's yards are in pristine condition as are their houses coz everything is brand new. She has already knocked on doors and introduced herself when someone new moves in. Me? I feel like Jack Nicholson as the joker.. hopefully I can turn it around with the new leaf.
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Give it 2 more weeks and you will be planning the murder of each and every one of those shovelless assholes.
I'll tell what is boiling my blood. I have found a conservative talk station that I enjoy on weekdays but in the commercial breaks the Kars For Kids song is constant! Have you ever heard it? Price I pay for listening to right wing propaganda. ?
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I am really going to put in the effort to be a great neighbour. I was before, at the river place, but not in town. Everybody's yards are in pristine condition as are their houses coz everything is brand new. She has already knocked on doors and introduced herself when someone new moves in. Me? I feel like Jack Nicholson as the joker.. hopefully I can turn it around with the new leaf.
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I'll tell what is boiling my blood. I have found a conservative talk station that I enjoy on weekdays but in the commercial breaks the Kars For Kids song is constant! Have you ever heard it? Price I pay for listening to right wing propaganda. ?
Listen to propaganda you already agree with. Turbo brainwashing. I will say no more
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Listen to propaganda you already agree with. Turbo brainwashing. I will say no more
It's good stuff. Refreshing.
You can be as annoying as that kids kars song. You know what?
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It's good stuff. Refreshing.
You can be as annoying as that kids kars song. You know what?
I'm sure your wife says that to you nightly
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I'm sure your wife says that to you nightly
Yup. After the screams of ecstasy subside. Yup.
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I have found a conservative talk station that I enjoy on weekdays but in the commercial breaks the Kars For Kids song is constant! Have you ever heard it? Price I pay for listening to right wing propaganda. ?
Alexa - play Stern Nation on TuneIn.
Those simple words can save anyone from listening to any kind of political nonsense.
As for Kars For Kids - They have been the number one advertiser on KONR for the last 3 years.
Things got serious when those kids started getting drunk and harrassing the vacationing @FISH with their kars.. or "machines" as they were known 100 years ago.
It got so bad that TV's David B Shradypants had to cut this PSA
https://vocaroo.com/1gHCQLeZCCWJ
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There you go. Kingdom of Nye is so much better. That's what Fish and I listen to. Don't we Fish? Fish? .... Fish?
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What's with the bionic leg?
That is Mike Phillips - The AutoGeek (https://www.autogeek.net/). Lost it in a boating accident - some dudes on the forum have busted his chops on if he ever details it:
https://www.autogeekonline.net/forum/ask-mike-phillips-your-detailing-questions-/28583-mike-you-ever-get-itch-wax-leg-3.html
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Alexa - play Stern Nation on TuneIn.
Those simple words can save anyone from listening to any kind of political nonsense.
As for Kars For Kids - They have been the number one advertiser on KONR for the last 3 years.
Things got serious when those kids started getting drunk and harrassing the vacationing @FISH with their kars.. or "machines" as they were known 100 years ago.
It got so bad that TV's David B Shradypants had to cut this PSA
https://vocaroo.com/1gHCQLeZCCWJ
Stern Nation? I thought he rode off into the sunset.
Those fucking kids.
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After 20 years of being carpetless we have had to purchase a vacuum. Bought a well reviewed Bissel and boy does it ever leave nice vacuum pattern marks.
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MARY FUCKIN' FERGUSON!!!
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MARY FUCKIN' FERGUSON!!!
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Hopefully will be another season and hopefully it will be better than this one.
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After 20 years of being carpetless we have had to purchase a vacuum. Bought a well reviewed Bissel and boy does it ever leave nice vacuum pattern marks.
Probably should return it and get a Hoover.
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After 20 years of being carpetless...
I'm guessing Brazilian wax.
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Your glow fell off.
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I'm guessing Brazilian wax.
You haven't lived until you've had hot wax poured on your bits.
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Hopefully will be another season and hopefully it will be better than this one.
Yep. I was feeling that by the end of episode 3. It was left open enough for a 12th season but Lewis AND Jeff look like death rattle so they better get on it.
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Your glow fell off.
It tends to do that. My glow has trouble keeping up with my brilliant shine.
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You haven't lived until you've had hot wax poured on your bits.
Hot wax on the nipples too???
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I'm guessing Brazilian wax.
I was going to say this started out sounding like a carpet vs. hardwood flooring argument. It ended up about suckage.
Rule 34 rulez!
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Probably should return it and get a Hoover.
Can raise the wheels for less marks?
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Happy New Year, Bart. Thank you for being there.
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I am really going to put in the effort to be a great neighbour. I was before, at the river place, but not in town. Everybody's yards are in pristine condition as are their houses coz everything is brand new. She has already knocked on doors and introduced herself when someone new moves in. Me? I feel like Jack Nicholson as the joker.. hopefully I can turn it around with the new leaf.
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I'll tell what is boiling my blood. I have found a conservative talk station that I enjoy on weekdays but in the commercial breaks the Kars For Kids song is constant! Have you ever heard it? Price I pay for listening to right wing propaganda. ?
I don't like hearing kids on adult radio.
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A garage in WA state is sloped for water drain purposes.
THAT WHAT FUCKING ROOFS ARE FOR!! TO KEEP, THE RAIN WATER, OUT OF THE GARAGE!!!!!! So now I spend 3k plus to level it out - or literally build a deck in my garage for my gym. Can't do SQUATS ON A HILL, BART!! Fucking idiots! Snowed 8" today and they can't drive in it so the whole town will be shut down tomorrow. I am the only one with snow shovels on my street. My drive and walk are pristine. Even shoveled the sidewalk width of my house.
PS.. left the shovels out near the street for others to use and nobody took welcome advantage.
Other than that I love it here. pretty much..
Squats on a hill are good for stretching the achilles tendon. I would not like a sloped garage, but could it be to keep water from pooling in there by coming under the garage door? The reason we don't drive over snow in WA/OR is because there is ice under it within hours. Other areas don't have to deal with that. Are you in Western WA or Eastern?
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No problem then. I may be tiny but I'm fierce. I feel so out of fashion. Eveyone used to like five foot two, eyes of blue and 34D. Now if you're not Amazonian with a Kardashian ass you're literally overlooked. That's ok. I'm a specialty item
It was easier for same-size models to be found than to make the models' clothes in all sizes. Efficiency and profits determining what a man is told is attractive.
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Squats on a hill are good for stretching the achilles tendon. I would not like a sloped garage, but could it be to keep water from pooling in there by coming under the garage door? The reason we don't drive over snow in WA/OR is because there is ice under it within hours. Other areas don't have to deal with that. Are you in Western WA or Eastern?
@Sofia I am in Marysville
The sloped garage is ridiculous. I have remedied that.
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It was easier for same-size models to be found than to make the models' clothes in all sizes. Efficiency and profits determining what a man is told is attractive.
Ha! I'm sure that's true
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@Sofia I am in Marysville
The sloped garage is ridiculous. I have remedied that.
OMG. I moved away from Tulalip in 2012. You are near 3 public access lakes!
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@Bart Ell I found the company car
https://twitter.com/kysportsradio/status/1478814271240871942
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@Bart Ell I found the company car
https://twitter.com/kysportsradio/status/1478814271240871942
Were the bodies taken care of?
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Were the bodies taken care of?
Taken care of in the "respectful disposal" manner, or taken care of in the "Ted Bundy" manner?
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A song parody
"My Flurona" ?
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YOU'VE GOT A BLANK FACE, WHICH IRRITATES!
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Today I tested positive for the CRON! Three days in now. I tell you it is the wimpiest excuse for a cold one (this one) could ever have. I'm almost happy about having it! :) The novelty, Bart! Nov-ELL-TY!
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The Omicron is supposed to be milder than the Greek letter ones though the bodies are still stacking up in the hospitals and the morgue. And especially if you have had all your shots. Which I know you have unless you illegally sneaked across the border in a Molson truck. So don't go acting all he-man, wussy boy
By the way. Anyone seen @GravitySucks ? Last I saw him he had been diagnosed and was taking some kind of fungus wonder drug for it. Grav, honey. You still kicking?
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The Omicron is supposed to be milder than the Greek letter ones though the bodies are still stacking up in the hospitals and the morgue. And especially if you have had all your shots. Which I know you have unless you illegally sneaked across the border in a Molson truck. So don't go acting all he-man, wussy boy
By the way. Anyone seen @GravitySucks ? Last I saw him he had been diagnosed and was taking some kind of fungus wonder drug for it. Grav, honey. You still kicking?
@TigerLily I’ve been declared parasite free. Maybe that’s why you can no longer see me? IDK.
p.s. the wonder drug was for the brown recluse spider bite. That is soooo last year.
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The Omicron is supposed to be milder than the Greek letter ones….
Bart, Omicron has been removed from the Greek alphabet.
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Today I tested positive for the CRON! Three days in now. I tell you it is the wimpiest excuse for a cold one (this one) could ever have. I'm almost happy about having it! :) The novelty, Bart! Nov-ELL-TY!
You surrendered your arm and let the poison in like a good follower and now you get to reap the rewards!
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Bart, Omicron has been removed from the Greek alphabet.
Is Dick in the Greek Alphabet?
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@TigerLily I’ve been declared parasite free. Maybe that’s why you can no longer see me? IDK.
p.s. the wonder drug was for the brown recluse spider bite. That is soooo last year.
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As long as you're feeling good that's all that matters. Being invisible at will could be entertaining
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You surrendered your arm and let the poison in like a good follower and now you get to reap the rewards!
You're on your second booster and you double mask. You my friend are a bonified Branch Covidian!
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Is Dick in the Greek Alphabet?
You can find out for yourself over at bentcarrot.com (https://www.ispot.tv/ad/qS7T/xiaflex-bent-carrot)
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let the poison in
Interestingly, that's what Falkie heard over and over that night he spent in jail!
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Is Dick in the Greek Alphabet?
Yup:
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Tits too:
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Yup:
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Tits too:
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How would you like a spiked heel up your ass? I have new shoes I need to get broken in
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How would you like a spiked heel up your ass? I have new shoes I need to get broken in
I have mixed feelings but will go with no. I’m sorry I pissed you off, it was not my intention.
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I have mixed feelings but will go with no. I’m sorry I pissed you off, it was not my intention.
You are totally screwed now dude. How is that right eyeball doing?
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I’m sorry I pissed you off, it was not my intention.
She's a man hating man loving ball of turmoil. Needs a good bangathon.
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I have mixed feelings but will go with no. I’m sorry I pissed you off, it was not my intention.
Who's pissed off? I was just getting warmed up
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Had a 4ft fall today while hanging my heavy-bag in my new gym. Got a sore bum Bart. BumBart. Got an Omicron-Sore-Bum-Bart.
"Now I'm home! And I'm blind! And I'm broke!" - "WHAT - IS - NEXT!?" - hELL BrOkE LoOsE
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Had a 4ft fall today while hanging my heavy-bag in my new gym. Got a sore bum Bart. BumBart. Got an Omicron-Sore-Bum-Bart.
"Now I'm home! And I'm blind! And I'm broke!" - "WHAT - IS - NEXT!?" - hELL BrOkE LoOsE
I told you having a floor of pricks would get you in the end.
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Dear Bartimus
Why is that Omicron laden goofball hanging heavy body bags in his garage? Doesn't he know he is sick? He should just lay them on their sides until he is healthy enough to dump them in the Sound. Beastly weather up there
Oh. This is an Ask. I'm going to keep it here for continuity
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Dear Bartimus
Why is that Omicron laden goofball hanging heavy body bags in his garage? Doesn't he know he is sick? He should just lay them on their sides until he is healthy enough to dump them in the Sound. Beastly weather up there
Oh. This is an Ask. I'm going to keep it here for continuity
He needs something to slap.
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Had a 4ft fall today while hanging my heavy-bag in my new gym. Got a sore bum Bart. BumBart. Got an Omicron-Sore-Bum-Bart.
"Now I'm home! And I'm blind! And I'm broke!" - "WHAT - IS - NEXT!?" - hELL BrOkE LoOsE
Gravity sucks
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Gravity sucks
Aha!
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Gravity sucks
Not as much as landing.
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Just for you Bart (https://v.redd.it/5iueppub6wd81/DASH_720.mp4). 8)
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Just for you Bart (https://v.redd.it/5iueppub6wd81/DASH_720.mp4). 8)
I KNEW IT!
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About a month ago she put this in my shower. She has a few of them in hers but I don't know what I'm supposed to do with it. What exactly are they for, I wonder. Not exactly a smooth ride on the mantown express.
Lufa! Loofa?
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About a month ago she put this in my shower. She has a few of them in hers but I don't know what I'm supposed to do with it. What exactly are they for, I wonder. Not exactly a smooth ride on the mantown express.
Lufa! Loofa?
Just don’t feed them after midnight
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Just don’t feed them after midnight
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Not TRIBBLES. GREMLINS. Actually She put them in your shower for Her. You get them wet. Squeeze a pleasant liquid soap on it. Mush it a bit between your paws. Then scrub Her back and what not. This is what happens to Her if you don't do a good job
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Actually She put them in your shower for Her. You get them wet. Squeeze a pleasant liquid soap on it. Mush it a bit between your paws. Then scrub
It's MY shower. She has her own. Mine is mine hers is hers. I am not loofa-ing anyone including myself! It is now just a feminine looking ornament in my domain. Do they not come in gray? Or better yet, Black! ?
..don't answer. I'm done.
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About a month ago she put this in my shower. She has a few of them in hers but I don't know what I'm supposed to do with it. What exactly are they for, I wonder. Not exactly a smooth ride on the mantown express.
Lufa! Loofa?
It's a trap man. That is a collector for black mold and flesh eating bacteria. Per chance was a new life insurance policy taken out on you recently?
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It's a trap man. That is a collector for black mold and flesh eating bacteria. Per chance was a new life insurance policy taken out on you recently?
Walks is on to something..
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It's a trap man. That is a collector for black mold and flesh eating bacteria. Per chance was a new life insurance policy taken out on you recently?
< :'( You know of which you speak. Color me worried impressed.
< :-\ Last Friday over cocktails she brought up my life insurance plan. In Canada, room temperature was worth $500,000. That number is about to increase.
Well done, @Walks_At_Night
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< :'( You know of which you speak. Color me worried impressed.
< :-\ Last Friday over cocktails she brought up my life insurance plan. In Canada, room temperature was worth $500,000. That number is about to increase.
Well done, @Walks_At_Night
It's a nice, slow kill process too. You'll have plenty of time to find that fancy wallpaper in red you were looking for and get that room finished up.
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It's a nice, slow kill process too. You'll have plenty of time to find that fancy wallpaper in red you were looking for and get that room finished up.
How slow? Asking for a friend.
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About a month ago she put this in my shower. She has a few of them in hers but I don't know what I'm supposed to do with it. What exactly are they for, I wonder. Not exactly a smooth ride on the mantown express.
Lufa! Loofa?
She wants you to do a better job washing your ass and taint.
Lather it up and work it in there real good.
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She wants you to do a better job washing your ass and taint.
Lather it up and work it in there real good.
When you talk that way it reminds me of our time in Paris. Springtime, 1990, before the war.
No, that's not it. Another false memory.
It was a cheap Quebecouis Bath house, (the kind where you drop a quarter and you don't pick it up even if it is a US quarter) and you were the featured towel boy.
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When you talk that way it reminds me of our time in Paris. Springtime, 1990, before the war.
No, that's not it. Another false memory.
It was a cheap Quebecouis Bath house, (the kind where you drop a quarter and you don't pick it up even if it is a US quarter) and you were the featured towel boy.
I think you are confusing the bath house with your church.
Did your church teach you to get off on man love when you were a child or is it something your brought in to teach the young boys?
Nobody fucks man ass quite like church going men!
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She wants you to do a better job washing your ass and taint.
Lather it up and work it in there real good.
No. I happen to be quite pristine. Exemplary, in fact!
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I think you are confusing the bath house with your church.
Did your church teach you to get off on man love when you were a child or is it something your brought in to teach the young boys?
Nobody fucks man ass quite like church going men!
I noticed that you clarify my memory but don't deny being the 'towel boy.'
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I noticed that you clarify my memory but don't deny being the 'towel boy.'
I will be whatever you need me to be, cowboy.
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I will be whatever you need me to be, cowboy.
That's a goood litttle pony.
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I will be whatever you need me to be, cowboy.
That's a goood litttle pony.
This seems like it should be a lot hotter than it is. :-\
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This seems like it should be a lot hotter than it is. :-\
Give it time. Once we stop vomiting we'll be really horny. @PolkaDot
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People always want to tell me what actress I look like- or which actress looks like me? Anyway, I got a good one from a friend who's watching The Nevers: Laura Donnelly.
Thanks, I'll take it.
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Give it time. Once we stop vomiting we'll be really horny. @PolkaDot
Bart: this advice does not help at all.
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I'm not going to post this in the NFL thread because:
1. Fuck football
2. The old men in there definitely hated it and probably had their rather large panties in a twist and perhaps still do
....hmm maybe I should post in there ;D
BUT I LOVED the half time show! It was like a walk down memory lane for a little nineties/naughties. Thoroughly enjoyable. At least if they are going to have a bunch of old fuckers on stage they were entertaining old fuckers that have managed to retain their voices and talent.
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I'm not going to post this in the NFL thread because:
1. Fuck football
2. The old men in there definitely hated it and probably had their rather large panties in a twist and perhaps still do
....hmm maybe I should post in there ;D
BUT I LOVED the half time show! It was like a walk down memory lane for a little nineties/naughties. Thoroughly enjoyable. At least if they are going to have a bunch of old fuckers on stage they were entertaining old fuckers that have managed to retain their voices and talent.
I hope you read my posts. I said basically the same thing. Except about fucking football. I am elated my Rams won.. Snoop Dog is still the bomb. Have you heard any of his new stuff? Still jams with the ring of maturity
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I'm not going to post this in the NFL thread because:
1. Fuck football
2. The old men in there definitely hated it and probably had their rather large panties in a twist and perhaps still do
....hmm maybe I should post in there ;D
BUT I LOVED the half time show! It was like a walk down memory lane for a little nineties/naughties. Thoroughly enjoyable. At least if they are going to have a bunch of old fuckers on stage they were entertaining old fuckers that have managed to retain their voices and talent.
How dare you enjoy something!
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How dare you enjoy something!
And here I thought we were besties. :(
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Bart, are you noticing the turn Spite Board is taking? I'm a bit dismayed. I'm hoping it's because of your absence and just needs a little Bart humor injection.
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Bart, are you noticing the turn Spite Board is taking? I'm a bit dismayed. I'm hoping it's because of your absence and just needs a little Bart humor injection.
You mean you don't find all that negative, short dick energy appealing?
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Bart, are you noticing the turn Spite Board is taking? I'm a bit dismayed.
Why the dismay? With Rix's Old Time Radio on hiatus, us battered bastards of the Dietrich thread have co-opted Shay and pulled him into the Dietrichverse. He'll never be the same [The thread could use a ladies touch by the way ;). Sunday/ Wednesday night 8PM thru 8AM Eastern]. Heather is streaming again and sounds great, plus I found a picture of a butt plug with an Oppussum head raging into the night on it. What more could you want?
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You mean you don't find all that negative, short dick energy appealing?
Not in the least. :(
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Why the dismay? With Rix's Old Time Radio on hiatus, us battered bastards of the Dietrich thread have co-opted Shay and pulled him into the Dietrichverse. He'll never be the same [The thread could use a ladies touch by the way ;). Sunday/ Wednesday night 8PM thru 8AM Eastern]. Heather is streaming again and sounds great, plus I found a picture of a butt plug with an Oppussum head raging into the night on it. What more could you want?
We really should have a therapist on retainer on this board. ;D Maybe that should be next month's fundraiser.
I'm not going anywhere near the Dietrich thread...I feel like once you get some of that on you, you could be scarred for life. It's best not to wade in even in a 8 mil suit.
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I'm not going anywhere near the Dietrich thread
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I accidentally stepped into the Falkie thread once and barely escaped with what little sanity I had. The Dietrich thread must be much worse. I’ll stick with Pastor Butch.
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Why the dismay? With Rix's Old Time Radio on hiatus, us battered bastards of the Dietrich thread have co-opted Shay and pulled him into the Dietrichverse. He'll never be the same [The thread could use a ladies touch by the way ;). Sunday/ Wednesday night 8PM thru 8AM Eastern]. Heather is streaming again and sounds great, plus I found a picture of a butt plug with an Oppussum head raging into the night on it. What more could you want?
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On the upside maybe we could pitch in and get you all Battered Bastard tshirts?
In pink.
Two sizes too small.
kidding. I'm kidding. I've been stuck in the house all week and I'm getting a bit stir crazy. :(
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I'm Dietrich curious but can't imagine ever tuning in. @ShayP did lure me into Hoagie's parallel universe and that was actually great fun. But Dietrich.....nope
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On the upside maybe we could pitch in and get you all Battered Bastard tshirts?
In pink.
Two sizes too small.
kidding. I'm kidding. I've been stuck in the house all week and I'm getting a bit stir crazy. :(
I'll wear it. :D
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I'm Dietrich curious but can't imagine ever tuning in. @ShayP did lure me into Hoagie's parallel universe and that was actually great fun. But Dietrich.....nope
Hoagie's thread was great fun. @TigerLily It's hard to believe it's been nearly 7 years since it all got started.
Stay away from Dietrich's thread. I'm already developing PTSD.
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Stay away from Dietrich's thread. I'm already developing PTSD.
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I already have enough complicated men in my life
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I already have enough complicated men in my life
How many? :o
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How many? :o
two
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two
That's it? I was betting on five.
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That's it? I was betting on five.
tsk, tsk. We don't shut shame anymore @ShayP !
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tsk, tsk. We don't shut shame anymore @ShayP !
No shame! @PolkaDot I just thought that being she is alluring (* I'm not being a creep) that there would be more "complicated" men that she encountered. Aren't all men complicated? I am.
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Bart, LEMONS! :)
few limes
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Bart, LEMONS! :)
few limes
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This is so random.
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Bart, LEMONS! :)
few limes
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Fuck China!
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Fuck China!
My fridge wasn't made there.
A lemon a day in a pint of water keeps the.. well it does many things really.. :) People should actually be juicing and drinking the entire lemon!
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So sorry about how (((WINNING))) my Nucks were against your HABnots!
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So sorry about how (((WINNING))) my Nucks were against your HABnots!
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Your silence is deafening. 8)
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Your silence is deafening. 8)
I didn't see it this morning.
I don't believe in tanking but losses that help give a team a chance at a first overall pick don't sting as much.
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I didn't see it this morning.
I don't believe in tanking but losses that help give a team a chance at a first overall pick don't sting as much.
set your clocks ahead
On Monday we had an outage that lasted eight seconds. 8! SECONDS! Just enough to have me running around like a monkey to reset many clocks as well as other electronic settings. I TOOK ADVANTAGE OF THE SITUATION AND SET ALL CLOCKS AHEAD ONE HOUR, BART!
..needless to say, I was early for my cock showing at the derm yesterday.
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set your clocks ahead
On Monday we had an outage that lasted eight seconds. 8! SECONDS! Just enough to have me running around like a monkey to reset many clocks as well as other electronic settings. I TOOK ADVANTAGE OF THE SITUATION AND SET ALL CLOCKS AHEAD ONE HOUR, BART!
..needless to say, I was early for my cock showing at the derm yesterday.
Evil genius! Did you remember to pack your Sherlock Holmes style magnifying glass so she wouldn't have so much trouble finding the rashy little devil this time?
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Evil genius! Did you remember to pack your Sherlock Holmes style magnifying glass so she wouldn't have so much trouble finding the rashy little devil this time?
NO. I packed my JOHN HOLMES penis. Don't worry @TigerLily they found it. ::)
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Going to start a new youtube channel that features me working out. Channel will be for female viewers only.
Daily Workout With Garth Convoy
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HAD TO FUCK WITH THE NAME, HUH! TRYING TO BE LEGIT!
Esq ::)
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Dear Leader
I was insulting PB last night and ended up in the wrong thread. So I re-posted to the Ukraine thread where it belongs. I don't have the powers to delete my thread in Corona Virus post so I double dipped
Moderate me. Or delete the one in Corona virus
Re: 2020 CoronaVirus Outbreak, The Political Twist
Reply #972 on: Today at 10:55:44 AM »
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Dear Leader
I was insulting PB last night and ended up in the wrong thread. So I re-posted to the Ukraine thread where it belongs. I don't have the powers to delete my thread in Corona Virus post so I double dipped
Moderate me. Or delete the one in Corona virus
Re: 2020 CoronaVirus Outbreak, The Political Twist
Reply #972 on: Today at 10:55:44 AM »
Dear valued member. Thank you for contacting EllGab Customer Services.
We are sorry to hear of your difficulties. Your call is important to us, however wait times are longer than usual. Please know that your request will be processed in the order in which it was received.
Regards,
Garth.
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Dear Leader
I was insulting PB last night and ended up in the wrong thread. So I re-posted to the Ukraine thread where it belongs. I don't have the powers to delete my thread in Corona Virus post so I double dipped
Moderate me. Or delete the one in Corona virus
Re: 2020 CoronaVirus Outbreak, The Political Twist
Reply #972 on: Today at 10:55:44 AM »
That would involve going into the festering shithole that is Politics.
Pass.
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That would involve going into the festering shithole that is Politics.
Pass.
The current level of Windbaggery going on in there aight now is mindboggling. 18 paragraphs to get two points across.
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Dear valued member. Thank you for contacting EllGab Customer Services.
We are sorry to hear of your difficulties. Your call is important to us, however wait times are longer than usual. Please know that your request will be processed in the order in which it was received.
Regards,
Garth.
LOL!
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LOL!
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;D
Yip, I see Lily in there. Almost halfway up the line. Hang in there Lily, we'll get to you.
Until then, thank you for your oh-so patient nature. @TigerLily
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;D
Yip, I see Lily in there. Almost halfway up the line. Hang in there Lily, we'll get to you.
Until then, thank you for your oh-so patient nature. @TigerLily
Heh, you’re right. She’s the short one the others are backing away from, while rolling their eyes. ;)
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Heh, you’re right. She’s the short one the others are backing away from, while rolling their eyes. ;)
TL's actually about 5'11. Without heels.
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TL's actually about 5'11. Without heels.
Looks like she doesn’t know this. She really is crazy. ;)
Quote from: TigerLily on March 02, 2022, 05:38:05 PM
Which one of you chickenshit incels changed the title? I'm only 5'1" and could have you cowering and crying in 5 minutes. Grow a pair. So frightened of women you only daydream about them while taking it in the ass. I know exactly which one of you it is. Always pulling creepy shit behind people's back.
https://ellgab.com/index.php?topic=1091.msg385788#msg385788
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Looks like she doesn’t know this. She really is crazy. ;)
Quote from: TigerLily on March 02, 2022, 05:38:05 PM
Which one of you chickenshit incels changed the title? I'm only 5'1" and could have you cowering and crying in 5 minutes. Grow a pair. So frightened of women you only daydream about them while taking it in the ass. I know exactly which one of you it is. Always pulling creepy shit behind people's back.
https://ellgab.com/index.php?topic=1091.msg385788#msg385788
And you're still scared shitless. Wimp. P.S. Garth is correct. Don't even know when you've been played. Now go back to your cage
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The current level of Windbaggery going on in there aight now is mindboggling. 18 paragraphs to get two points across.
Your challenge: Put more than two cogent sentences together. In a row
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Your challenge: Put more than two cogent sentences together. In a row
Funny how you took what I said personally. Did I single you out? Mention you in any way? No. Oh yes, you too have a tendency to get carried away with overwording things but that is understandable as you feel tasked to keep up with all the other windbags but hey, whatever works. Freedom of expression! isn't that what it's all about?! That said; if you think back I used to suffer from the same problem, it's just that what I chose to spend my words on is flat-out hilarity and goofballery! WORLD NEEDS MORE GARTH CONVOY!
You're looking lovely today BTW. :-*
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CONVOY!
Yes.
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TL's actually about 5'11. Without heels.
???
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Meow.
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Beginning to start recording in the new place. The drum sounds are strong but overall they come out very dry. All that carpet. I'm considering a room effect on the overhead. Missing my drum room, vocal booth, and of course main control room with live area in the center of it all. From 580 sq ft to 260 but It's going to sound good! Perhaps really good! Or really shitty!!!
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Beginning to start recording in the new place. The drum sounds are strong but overall they come out very dry. All that carpet. I'm considering a room effect on the overhead. Missing my drum room, vocal booth, and of course main control room with live area in the center of it all. From 580 sq ft to 260 but It's going to sound good! Perhaps really good! Or really shitty!!!
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Nice!
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Beginning to start recording in the new place. The drum sounds are strong but overall they come out very dry. All that carpet. I'm considering a room effect on the overhead.
Lots of sexy compression on the room mics will make it sound big.
If you aren't using room mics then go a bit harder on the compression on the overheads and you may find it opens up the room.
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Funny how you took what I said personally. Did I single you out? Mention you in any way? No. Oh yes, you too have a tendency to get carried away with overwording things but that is understandable as you feel tasked to keep up with all the other windbags but hey, whatever works. Freedom of expression! isn't that what it's all about?! That said; if you think back I used to suffer from the same problem, it's just that what I chose to spend my words on is flat-out hilarity and goofballery! WORLD NEEDS MORE GARTH CONVOY!
You're looking lovely today BTW. :-*
I didn't think that general statement was aimed at me. We all known I'm pithy and to the point. Thank you for the compliment. It's the headdress. Thank goodness I picked the flowers early before the Russians blew up the garden
And it looks like you are all set up to make beautiful music. A new improved version on the Seattle Sound!
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Meow.
Meow. You look like Spring has sprung
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Lots of sexy compression on the room mics will make it sound big.
If you aren't using room mics then go a bit harder on the compression on the overheads and you may find it opens up the room.
I'll bet that if I do a search on "sexy compression" I find a picture of Hamster Muffin in compression nylons. BTW - it worked. Sounded great. I wouldn't normally apply anything to an OV-head mic but, yep.
And it looks like you are all set up to make beautiful music. A new improved version on the Seattle Sound!
I'll try to let you down. ::)You have tons of my songs, you know that not a one of them sound grungy. Stop it.
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I am warning you with peace and love. Peace, and Love!
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I'll try to let you down. ::)You have tons of my songs, you know that not a one of them sound grungy. Stop it.
I did say a New Seattle Sound. I'm into stuff besides grunge - kinda.No. Seriously. I love a lot of your songs and real Metal. Maybe I just need better exposure. I was thinking about a new thread. You can take the Grunge out of the Girl where people expose me to Metal. I already like alot but don't feel that deep love like I do for grunge. Kind of like my Classical Music thread but in reverse. Expose me to the Best of the Really Hard Rock and Metal. I know @ShayP has a lot to share
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I did say a New Seattle Sound. I'm into stuff besides grunge - kinda.No. Seriously. I love a lot of your songs and real Metal. Maybe I just need better exposure. I was thinking about a new thread. You can take the Grunge out of the Girl where people expose me to Metal. I already like alot but don't feel that deep love like I do for grunge. Kind of like my Classical Music thread but in reverse. Expose me to the Best of the Really Hard Rock and Metal. I know @ShayP has a lot to share
I saved your thread. You're welcome,Lily.
@Bart Ell I think the Garth experiment is over. A dud. I was unable to deliver the necessary Garthness to sustain such an identity. So, that said; I would like to return to normal.
Thank you,
-KSM
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I saved your thread. You're welcome,Lily.
@Bart Ell I think the Garth experiment is over. A dud. I was unable to deliver the necessary Garthness to sustain such an identity. So, that said; I would like to return to normal.
Thank you,
-KSM
Poor Garth.
I had high hopes for him.
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Poor Garth.
I had high hopes for him.
yeah
:-[
:'(
#Garthness
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Not sure why but I've been considering the purchase of an AKG C3000. You know, the mic? They are just under 300 down here. Thought I'd check out a few reviews.
Oh look - Here's one NOW!
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Bart, the Steel Panther songs stuck with me. Can't get the song (Gloryhole) out of my head. Especially that video. They are in Pittsburgh on the 28th of April. I'm going. I doubt they'll play Gloryhole since it's listed as an all ages show. Nonetheless, I do like their sound. Never knew much about them. Should be a good time. I'm also looking forward to hitting on retired metal chicks, then getting rejected. I'll still appreciate the smell of hair spray that will engulf the place. Aqua Net brings back fond memories.
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Bart, the Steel Panther songs stuck with me. Can't get the song (Gloryhole) out of my head. Especially that video. They are in Pittsburgh on the 28th of April. I'm going. I doubt they'll play Gloryhole since it's listed as an all ages show. Nonetheless, I do like their sound. Never knew much about them. Should be a good time. I'm also looking forward to hitting on retired metal chicks, then getting rejected. I'll still appreciate the smell of hair spray that will engulf the place. Aqua Net brings back fond memories.
Gloryhole is one of their cleaner songs!
Smells like sushi.
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Not sure why but I've been considering the purchase of an AKG C3000. You know, the mic? They are just under 300 down here. Thought I'd check out a few reviews.
Oh look - Here's one NOW!
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You missed a mike.
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You missed a mike.
No I did not. I left an open Mike for you. If I hadn't you would not have had an effective way to respond, in which case I would have been left hangin'
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Meow. You look like Spring has sprung
I keep hoping spring will happen.
Hello, Bart.
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When you become JEEP people you unwillingly become a member of a secret society. You have to wave at all passing Jeeps from your own as you drive. You also "duck" others when they are parked. They will then pass it on to another JEEP freak as we all continue to Duck each other. You place it on the drivers door like this one was when we came out of a furniture store. Or you can place it on the windshield.
We have no less than 50, 2" rubber duckies in the middle compartment. I hate it, and I did not ask to be part of this cult.
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@Bart Ell
So the Rangers ruined your second coming, huh. Not Price's fault. You know what's wrong.
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Well folks, Jerry?
Point of modifyment or editing my comment - I'm sorry. I thought I was in my conversation. Manager please remove my error here.
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When you become JEEP people you unwillingly become a member of a secret society. You have to wave at all passing Jeeps from your own as you drive. You also "duck" others when they are parked. They will then pass it on to another JEEP freak as we all continue to Duck each other. You place it on the drivers door like this one was when we came out of a furniture store. Or you can place it on the windshield.
We have no less than 50, 2" rubber duckies in the middle compartment. I hate it, and I did not ask to be part of this cult.
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JEEPers Creepers! :o
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You hate ham.
You love bacon.
You can't have it both ways.
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You hate ham.
You love bacon.
You can't have it both ways.
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I’ve seen more ass this weekend than I usually do during an entire summer and spring beach vacation combined. I knew see-through pants were a thing, but I didn’t realize people actually wore them. The margin of people that are considering wearing them needs to be MUCH smaller.
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When you become JEEP people you unwillingly become a member of a secret society. You have to wave at all passing Jeeps from your own as you drive. You also "duck" others when they are parked. They will then pass it on to another JEEP freak as we all continue to Duck each other. You place it on the drivers door like this one was when we came out of a furniture store. Or you can place it on the windshield.
We have no less than 50, 2" rubber duckies in the middle compartment. I hate it, and I did not ask to be part of this cult.
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That's hilarious
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Ben, this isn't a political thread.
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@Bart Ell I'm here to tell you to have a good weekend.
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The bass player
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The bass player
That man fucks hard!
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The bass player
Dear Bartrofsky
This is an ask but I have to be close to the evidence. I've noticed this before. Why do female guitarists cover their breasts with their instruments but male guitar players cover their genitals?
Your Secret Admirer
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Dear Bartrofsky
This is an ask but I have to be close to the evidence. I've noticed this before. Why do female guitarists cover their breasts with their instruments but male guitar players cover their genitals?
Your Secret Admirer
I welcome this ask in the tell thread because it gives @Walks_At_Night an excuse to watch Jess Greenberg.
It is near their boobies when they are sitting.
It gets crotchy when they stand
@ShayP gets called in for this one
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Dear Bartrofsky
This is an ask but I have to be close to the evidence. I've noticed this before. Why do female guitarists cover their breasts with their instruments but male guitar players cover their genitals?
Your Secret Admirer
@TigerLily Like those fuckers will give you a straight answer ::) The chick with the acoustic guitar was seated. It's that simple. She just happens to be busty. Nothing more. OK? The metal chick was standing, and moving about while her guitar strap held it at whatever her comfortable playing position is. It's that simple. There's nothing TITS or GENITAL about it.
When I hang a Les Paul around my neck the body (of the guitar) covers my private region (huge package) unless I'm doing the salami down the leg look and then, ladies have a real nice time at the show. Either way it is all about comfort.
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@TigerLily Like those fuckers will give you a straight answer ::) The chick with the acoustic guitar was seated. It's that simple. She just happens to be busty. Nothing more. OK? The metal chick was standing, and moving about while her guitar strap held it at whatever her comfortable playing position is. It's that simple. There's nothing TITS or GENITAL about it.
When I hang a Les Paul around my neck the body covers my private region (huge package) unless I'm doing the salami down the leg look and then, ladies have a real nice time at the show. Either way it is all about comfort.
Thanks for repeating my answer.
It was very necessary.
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Thanks for repeating my answer.
It was very necessary.
Whoa! WHOOAA!! Like Hold the Phone, man! I had to elaborate. You gave a boobie answer. I also used my grand description to insert my generous package with my explanation.
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I welcome this ask in the tell thread because it gives @Walks_At_Night an excuse to watch Jess Greenberg.
It is near their boobies when they are sitting.
That's a nice show and tell. I especially like the beauty spot on her right breast. Dear Goddess. Why wasn't I born lesbian?
It gets crotchy when they stand
@ShayP gets called in for this one
/I like to that. They are real grrrrllls
Thank you to both gentemen for your answers. The show and tell was especially enlightening
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Thanks for repeating my answer.
It was very necessary.
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@ShayP gets called in for this one
They could all use me as a sex toy. (My apologies to the ladies here, I can't help myself sometimes) Or, just someone for companionship. Maybe someone to make them feel safe. Make me feel safe for that matter. Those chicks can play.
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@TigerLily Like those fuckers will give you a straight answer ::) The chick with the acoustic guitar was seated. It's that simple. She just happens to be busty. Nothing more. OK? The metal chick was standing, and moving about while her guitar strap held it at whatever her comfortable playing position is. It's that simple. There's nothing TITS or GENITAL about it.
When I hang a Les Paul around my neck the body (of the guitar) covers my private region (huge package) unless I'm doing the salami Vienna Sausage down the leg poking out look and then, ladies have a real nice time at the show. Either way it is all about comfort.
It is all about comfort.
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Cue Capt. Kirk to kick furniture around
Always at your beck and call. :D
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I welcome this ask in the tell thread because it gives @Walks_At_Night an excuse to watch Jess Greenberg.
Thank you Sir. I think she is more of Gravity's type but that was enjoyable nonetheless.
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Thank you Sir. I think she is more of Gravity's type but that was enjoyable nonetheless.
@Walks_At_Night nope. Her eyes freaked me out. I couldn’t keep watching.
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... Or, just someone for companionship. Maybe someone to make them feel safe...
Riiiight..
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Thank you Sir. I think she is more of Gravity's type but that was enjoyable nonetheless.
Gravity has a type? What's your type @GravitySucks ?
Bart, I think "female" is generally the answer to this question when asked of a man. Second most common: everyone else.
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Gravity has a type? What's your type @GravitySucks ?
Bart, I think "female" is generally the answer to this question when asked of a man. Second most common: everyone else.
Haven’t we already had this discussion @PolkaDot ?
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Haven’t we already had this discussion @PolkaDot ?
Wasn't that long of a lunch.
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Musn't have been very memorable
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I don’t remember if it was or not.
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I welcome this ask in the tell thread because it gives @Walks_At_Night an excuse to watch Jess Greenberg.
It is near their boobies when they are sitting.
It gets crotchy when they stand
@ShayP gets called in for this one
I love it when chicks have great tits. It makes up for so many other things. Like their ability to speak....
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Wife is working from home with a bit of a cough this week and it's hindering my usual daily noise output. However, I am overhearing all kind of work calls and I never knew that she yelled so much. Some guy named Jordan in Boise isn't doing well. Tried to finalize some paperwork with his name on a camp he did not design. Nevertheless, all this yelling is kind of hot! :-*
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Wife is working from home with a bit of a cough this week and it's hindering my usual daily noise output. However, I am overhearing all kind of work calls and I never knew that she yelled so much. Some guy named Jordan in Boise isn't doing well. Tried to finalize some paperwork with his name on a camp he did not design. Nevertheless, all this yelling is kind of hot! :-*
Yelling gets even sexier when it is in languages you don't understand.
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Yelling gets even sexier when it is in languages you don't understand.
Fluent Russian and French (parents)
I can, for the most part, understand the French, but to me the Russian just sounds like she's yelling out borscht recipes.
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Haven’t we already had this discussion @PolkaDot ?
Have we @GravitySucks ? Refresh my memory.
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IMO Mike Levine gets a moustache pass. He, just... does.
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IMO Mike Levine gets a moustache pass. He, just... does.
Now... yes.
Then... no.
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Looking at this dudes equip list on his bandmix page. You'll remember, he's not the first to have a 'Mike' problem.
Hey @sean92008 You may have sold off your MIC locker but at least you kept your Mike collection. Can never have too many MIKES!
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Looking at this dudes equip list on his bandmix page. You'll remember, he's not the first to have a 'Mike' problem.
Hey @sean92008 You may have sold off your MIC locker but at least you kept your Mike collection. Can never have too many MIKES!
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Do we trust the comma or the apostrophe?
He could have Mike's drums.
Mike was known to leave his drums behind.
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I don't know about this. They better put some real thought into it. Season 11 was.. meh :-\ I would like to see Leon out of the picture. Kill him off early in the season and in true romantic form get back with Cheryl.
https://variety.com/2022/tv/news/curb-your-enthusiasm-season-12-1235229603/#!
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I don't know about this. They better put some real thought into it. Season 11 was.. meh :-\ I would like to see Leon out of the picture. Kill him off early in the season and in true romantic form get back with Cheryl.
https://variety.com/2022/tv/news/curb-your-enthusiasm-season-12-1235229603/#!
SPITE SEASON!
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My new console pads the mic at -26db. I have never heard of this, and why 26!?! 15 would be great for overheads in my room.
TWENTY-SIX, DUDE!
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The Tells' and the Asks are far and few between these days.
You must feel like this guy.
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Bart, I made it through 3 pages of "unread posts" before marking everything as read and scooting over here to share my joy with you. Aren't you proud of me?
Oh wait. That's an ask. Damn. I'm getting my threads mixed up. Oh well, I don't care if you're proud of me or not. I know, in your heart of hearts, that whatever makes me happy makes you happy. :)
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Bart, I made it through 3 pages of "unread posts" before marking everything as read and scooting over here to share my joy with you. Aren't you proud of me?
Oh wait. That's an ask. Damn. I'm getting my threads mixed up. Oh well, I don't care if you're proud of me or not. I know, in your heart of hearts, that whatever makes me happy makes you happy. :)
Dear @PolkaDot Saying that Bart should be proud of you implies that you have done something worthwhile. You have returned and read three pages of useless tripe. Unless it was Walks at Night's stories. Those at least are entertaining. Is that it? And you expect a gold star for that meager effort? And you know at anytime you will be flouncing off again without a backward glance. For your careless preening attitude I expect no less than three gold stars be awarded. Well done
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Hey Bart, you remember that thing?
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Dear @PolkaDot Saying that Bart should be proud of you implies that you have done something worthwhile. You have returned and read three pages of useless tripe. Unless it was Walks at Night's stories. Those at least are entertaining. Is that it? And you expect a gold star for that meager effort? And you know at anytime you will be flouncing off again without a backward glance. For your careless preening attitude I expect no less than three gold stars be awarded. Well done
In all fairness I have been phoning it in for years!
Sometimes a stunt Bart posts for me.
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In all fairness I have been phoning it in for years!
Sometimes a stunt Bart posts for me.
You mean ...?
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Hey Bart. That thing. With the guy.
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Well..
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Dear @PolkaDot Saying that Bart should be proud of you implies that you have done something worthwhile. You have returned and read three pages of useless tripe. Unless it was Walks at Night's stories. Those at least are entertaining. Is that it? And you expect a gold star for that meager effort? And you know at anytime you will be flouncing off again without a backward glance. For your careless preening attitude I expect no less than three gold stars be awarded. Well done
Dearest @TigerLily , I never really know what I'm going to get with you do I? Friend or Foe? It looks like this week it's foe. Oh well, there's always next week.
I'd never guess you were post menopausal given this lovely post. Is your X running off leash again? That's what usually precipitates these little bouts of bitchy. I can assure you he's not in my yard. And flouncing? Interesting choice of words since we all know who among the two of us the temper-tantrums usually belong to.
Here, take two of the gold stars that you so kindly awarded me. There, now you have the most. And look how pretty you look with them. Feel better?
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Dearest @TigerLily , I never really know what I'm going to get with you do I? Friend or Foe? It looks like this week it's foe. Oh well, there's always next week.
I'd never guess you were post menopausal given this lovely post. Is your X running off leash again? That's what usually precipitates these little bouts of bitchy. I can assure you he's not in my yard. And flouncing? Interesting choice of words since we all know who among the two of us the temper-tantrums usually belong to.
Here, take two of the gold stars that you so kindly awarded me. There, now you have the most. And look how pretty you look with them. Feel better?
@PolkaDot lol. You completely misunderstood me. I was singing your praises as the complicated lady you are. I have nothing but admiration for your flair and je ne sais quoi attitude. Believe me.. If I meant to be bitchy I would be much more straightforward. Ahem. Possibly pre-menstrual. Not post-menopausal. Vive La Dot, girlfriend. But I do feel pretty with my shiny gold stars 🌟🌟
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Well.. that's it for me folks. Tuckered out.
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Happy birthday to this guy! @Bart Ell
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Bart, I did not sleep at all last night. I finally just got up and made some coffee and decided to enjoy a little Spite Board. Needless to say I will not be operating any heavy machinery today nor making any important life decisions. So don't ask!
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HEY BART! TURNS OUT I'M ABNORMALLY HUNG N' STUFF! GO FIGURE! WELL WHATTA YA' KNOW! GOOD LORD, MAN! I GOT A SORE BACK!
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BART! I'M AT A ROCK N ROLL CONCERT AND IT'S FUCKIN LOUD IN HERE. SORRY FOR YELLING!! FUCK SAKES MAN MY EARS ARE BLEEDING! I'LL SUE THESE FUCKERS FOR ALL THEY'RE WORTH. LET ME GO OUTSIDE. 1 SEC.
Holy crap it's loud in there. I can't go back in. BTW, you're out of orange juice.
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Bart, perhaps some house cleaning is in order. Talking bout Ben and his cabin bed. ^^^^^^^^^
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I’m starting to have stress dreams. You know the ones where you can’t find your locker, or you’re giving a presentation at work and realize your naked? This morning mine was about food trucks. Do we have enough food trucks for 1000? :(
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I’m starting to have stress dreams. You know the ones where you can’t find your locker, or you’re giving a presentation at work and realize your naked? This morning mine was about food trucks. Do we have enough food trucks for 1000? :(
WEll.. maybe stop slutting around, Ms. Fancy-Pants.
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Bart, I think it's best that we just keep a cool head about things!
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Disney on Ice? At least Mickey's dad figured out one way to stay cool
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Disney on Ice? At least Mickey's dad figured out one way to stay cool
Current events have a certain part of me on ice. Mind doing me a solid, Lily?
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WEll.. maybe stop slutting around, Ms. Fancy-Pants.
Don’t push your luck @Sleeps_At_Night
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Current events have a certain part of me on ice. Mind doing me a solid, Lily?
Talk to the hand
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See @PolkaDot ? I still say we make a good team. I set'em up. You knock'em down
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See @PolkaDot ? I still say we make a good team. I set'em up. You knock'em down
You see, @KSM ? @TigerLily has no trouble giving handjobs...just not to you.
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You see, @KSM ? @TigerLily has no trouble giving handjobs...just not to you.
You're just jealous cuz he likes me better
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You're just jealous cuz he likes me better
Deft ;D and far too subtle for Kalil to figure out.
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Don’t push your luck @Sleeps_At_Night
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Sweetie, you need not worry about that old fuckpot pushing anything. He just likes to dream about wood.
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Talk to the hand
I'll need to talk to both hands, if ya gottem'
Don’t push your luck @Sleeps_At_Night
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Atta gal You show em' who's 85!
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I'll need to talk to both hands, if ya gottem'
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Bake at 350 ? No thanks.. ???
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Bart! That thing. That dude. Let's just say that maybe we didn't use enough quickcrete. YOu follow?
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So, you're giving @KSM the clap?
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Bart! That thing. That dude. Let's just say that maybe we didn't use enough quickcrete. YOu follow?
I told you not to cheap out with that Sika Post Fix stuff.
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So, you're giving @KSM the clap?
The Dutch oven clap. I decline.
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See @PolkaDot ? I still say we make a good team. I set'em up. You knock'em down
You have to admit @TigerLily ,There is an upside to the job.
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Sweetie, you need not worry about that old fuckpot pushing anything. He just likes to dream about wood.
You haven’t earned “sweetie†yet, but I appreciate your efforts @HamsterMuscle .
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You haven’t earned “sweetie†yet
You will no doubt be flattered to hear that there are only two people here whom I address as "sweetie."
The other one is PB.
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This one sort of falls in the Tell/Ask category.
Really considering this purchase. Yeah it's an LTD but I'm keeping the bigger bux for a Signature ESP Skull & Bones when I finally find one that isn't a custom job.
https://www.musicstorelive.com/esp-ltd-gl-200mt-george-lynch-signature-electric-guitar-yellow-w-tiger-graphic.html?gclid=EAIaIQobChMIwIzxwobq-QIVUMLCBB2_yg2zEAQYBiABEgLIovD_BwE
The Ask.. will this look silly next to the ESP Sankes & Skulls and Kamikaze? After all, LTD is ESP's Epiphone.
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The Ask.. will this look silly next to the ESP Sankes & Skulls and Kamikaze? After all, LTD is ESP's Epiphone.
It will fit right in.
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It will fit right in.
It is beautiful..
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It is beautiful..
Not Stratty enough.
What's Yngwie Malmsteen putting his name on lately? Huh?
There are tons of luthiers in the greater Denver area, have you had a chance to check any out?
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Not Stratty enough.
What's Yngwie Malmsteen putting his name on lately? Huh?
There are tons of luthiers in the greater Denver area, have you had a chance to check any out?
Not Stratty enough? ugh Buddy, ol pal, my friend, you do not understand what playing these fuckers is like. Like a 6 lane freeway at 4 am after you've dropped off a beautiful whore at her moms place coz she accidentally shit on the glass coffee table and now you're the only driver on the road.
Actually I was aware of all the string specialists in the city, but my eyes are on the Lynch line. By the time I'm done I'll have a beautiful mix of ESP and LTD's on the wall. They are the ONLY deviation from a Les Paul for me.
...I just ain't a Fender guy. Respect for those who are, but.. :-X
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@sean92008 And this beauty! CAN YOU STAND THE GREATNESS!?! And who is this Ing-vey you speak of?
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@sean92008 And this beauty! CAN YOU STAND THE GREATNESS!?! And who is this Ing-vey you speak of?
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No sustainiac?
I'm not big on adorned guitars... Or black ones.
Banana yellow, OK!
I do like direct-mount pickups.
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..I was contemplating the eventual-probable-suggestion that the Name That Nose game should be a sticky. That's what I was doing @Bart Ell and that is what I am telling you.
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..I was contemplating the eventual-probable-suggestion that the Name That Nose game should be a sticky. That's what I was doing @Bart Ell and that is what I am telling you.
Nobody likes a sticky nose.
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Nobody likes a sticky nose.
Why do you hate America ?
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Why do you hate America ?
HOW DARE YOU!
I like America just fine... it's those damn Americans that I can't stand.
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I like America just fine... it's those damn Americans that I can't stand.
That hurts man. Words can hit harder than a fist.
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That hurts man. Words can hit harder than a fist.
I am married to an American and I have dual citizenship so I am allowed to use the A word!
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I am married to an American and I have dual citizenship so I am allowed to use the A word!
You married her just for access to the cheap chicken, right?
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You married her just for access to the cheap chicken, right?
I was already a dual citizen before but that would be a quality reason for matrimony... although Big Farma has been chicken gouging lately.
I think it is because a bunch of crazies started buying up all the chicken medication because someone on Telegram told them to.
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Bart, since @TigerLily, in the 'Ask Bart Anything' thread shared that she lost her virginity in the 90's, I just wanted to tell you that I lost mine in the 80's. Back when I found AquaNet hair spray to be an aphrodisiac.
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@sean92008 And this beauty! CAN YOU STAND THE GREATNESS!?! And who is this Ing-vey you speak of?
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Why is it in my chair? ???
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Bart!! Europe needs you! Intervene in the MidCat project. Save the Euros. The Filthy Fucking french (tm pending) are stonewalling the project.
The FFf are trying to shut the Portuguese and the Spaniards out of selling energy to Europe. The FFf want to sell only french nuke power to the rest of Europe.
The Filthy Fuckers!
BArt! Help!
You are Europes last best hope.
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Bart!! Europe needs you! Intervene in the MidCat project. Save the Euros. The Filthy Fucking french (tm pending) are stonewalling the project.
The FFf are trying to shut the Portuguese and the Spaniards out of selling energy to Europe. The FFf want to sell only french nuke power to the rest of Europe.
The Filthy Fuckers!
BArt! Help!
You are Europes last best hope.
Midcat?
Sounds like someone started fucking their pet and got stuck...
MIDCAT!
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Why is it in my chair? ???
LOL @PolkaDot Yes, it is/was in your chair. I thought the colors went well and the poor guitar had been on his feet all day. Just needed some down time in a Christmassy cigar chair.
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On a whim. I bought some turkey bacon the other day whilst out. Don't know why and I do not like it.
WHIMS ARE ASSHOLES!
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Midcat?
Sounds like someone started fucking their pet and got stuck...
MIDCAT!
:o
You’re a dark little dude.
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You’re a dark little dude.
..no, he's a white guy.. meh *shrug*
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I did not know about this. I assume you did.
https://www.howardstern.com/show/2018/07/25/photos-tan-mom-battles-pale-mom-pay-view-beauty-competition/
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You're an absentee landlord. C'mon man! Put some effort into this shit! Hand out pizza and doughnuts or something! Free coffee will no longer suffice.
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You're an absentee landlord. C'mon man! Put some effort into this shit! Hand out pizza and doughnuts or something! Free coffee will no longer suffice.
I am winding down folks, I am winding down.
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I am winding down folks, I am winding down.
Well then STOP using sex as a weapon! It's dang frustrating, man!
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Well then STOP using sex as a weapon! It's dang frustrating, man!
Stop trying to pull the trigger of my love gun then.
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Stop trying to pull the trigger of my love gun then.
Point of no return. And now you know the score.
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Point of no return. And now you know the score.
Feel it coming.
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Feel it coming.
Very, deep purple.
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I am winding down folks, I am winding down.
You can't wind down yet @Bart Ell - great things are afoot. Sofia, Conkrite's Ghost and Morgus continue their duel with Noory, Tiger Lily is battling like 5 dudes in the politics, NHL season is kicking off in earnest, KSM is a stranger in a strange land, the gears are a turnin' in Senda's head as he plots his next scam and after today's quiz, the 100 Years Ago Today thread has potential to turn into 50 Shades of Grey.
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You can't wind down yet @Bart Ell - great things are afoot. Sofia, Conkrite's Ghost and Morgus continue their duel with Noory, Tiger Lily is battling like 5 dudes in the politics, NHL season is kicking off in earnest, KSM is a stranger in a strange land, the gears are a turnin' in Senda's head as he plots his next scam and after today's quiz, the 100 Years Ago Today thread has potential to turn into 50 Shades of Grey.
Lily is leaving the board.
I don't find this land all that strange. Cheaper beer, that's about it so far.
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Lily is leaving the board.
I don't find this land all that strange. Cheaper beer, that's about it so far.
Well that doesn't help the winding down............. :(
Although kudos on cheaper beer! 8)
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You can't wind down yet @Bart Ell
YOU ARE NOT THE BOSS OF ME!
Actually I meant I am winding down the absentee part, this place will be around as long as there is a Slobbo to taunt and a quiz to take.
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this place will be around as long as there is a Slobbo to taunt and a quiz to take.
What about noses?
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Actually I meant I am winding down the absentee part, this place will be around as long as there is a Slobbo to taunt and a quiz to take.
I can take the role of the Slobbo if he fades into oblivion. Falkie version 2.0 :D I'm from Pittsburgh and sadly overweight. That's a starting point.
However it would be a version where everything was actually clean and not in a disgusting environment.
Now it occurs to me that the premise won't work. :-\
;)
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What about noses?
Wrong thread
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Lily is leaving the board.
Really? @KSM
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YOU ARE NOT THE BOSS OF ME!
Actually I meant I am winding down the absentee part, this place will be around as long as there is a Slobbo to taunt and a quiz to take.
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What about noses?
You blew it!
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I can take the role of the Slobbo if he fades into oblivion. Falkie version 2.0 :D I'm from Pittsburgh and sadly overweight. That's a starting point.
However it would be a version where everything was actually clean and not in a disgusting environment.
Now it occurs to me that the premise won't work. :-\
;)
@ShayP just aim the webcam towards the paint spill in the hallway, make sure the hem on the yellow sundress is framed in the video and eat one of those Primanti Brothers sandwiches from hell and call the trolls and haters a bunch of jag offs and the super chat donations will roll in. #TheRealGuyFromPittsburghThatReallyLivesInPittsburghâ„¢ï¸ #EffTheCatsTheMoneyIsToBuyMeSandwiches
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@ShayP just aim the webcam towards the paint spill in the hallway, make sure the hem on the yellow sundress is framed in the video and eat one of those Primanti Brothers sandwiches from hell and call the trolls and haters a bunch of jag offs and the super chat donations will roll in. #TheRealGuyFromPittsburghThatReallyLivesInPittsburghâ„¢ï¸ #EffTheCatsTheMoneyIsToBuyMeSandwiches
Try it for a week Shay. I did and highly recommend it. I ate like Senda. Alternated between horrible, O-ring rending, Elvis-like straining at a stool, grinding horrible constipation to explosive diarrhea so bad I could barely make it to the bowl. Gained 8 pounds in 7 days. I smelled like Senda. Turned off the A/C and got a great ass sweat going. I looked like Senda. Stopped changing clothes or combing my hair. Got some shirt stains going but kepth the faith and wore it three days in a row. I became Senda. Lost all motivation and drive to accomplish anything. Became lethargic and basically could only lie around.
See how it goes - it is a deeply spiritual experience. You will learn much about yourself. It will change you.........forever.
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Really? @KSM
Word has it..
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I can take the role of the Slobbo if he fades into oblivion. Falkie version 2.0 :D I'm from Pittsburgh and sadly overweight. That's a starting point.
However it would be a version where everything was actually clean and not in a disgusting environment.
Now it occurs to me that the premise won't work. :-\
;)
START LETTING THE SHIT PILE UP!
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Lily is leaving the board.
I don't find this land all that strange. Cheaper beer, that's about it so far.
TL is leaving? Hmm, I don't see a Sex Dungeon reservation in my book.
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I can take the role of the Slobbo if he fades into oblivion. Falkie version 2.0 :D I'm from Pittsburgh and sadly overweight. That's a starting point.
However it would be a version where everything was actually clean and not in a disgusting environment.
Now it occurs to me that the premise won't work. :-\
;)
Come on dude. YOu ever pull a prison train for a dozen of the darker folk?
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TL is leaving? Hmm, I don't see a Sex Dungeon reservation in my book.
Well this is odd. I have you locked in my sex dungeon right now. Weird, man.
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@ShayP just aim the webcam towards the paint spill in the hallway, make sure the hem on the yellow sundress is framed in the video and eat one of those Primanti Brothers sandwiches from hell and call the trolls and haters a bunch of jag offs and the super chat donations will roll in. #TheRealGuyFromPittsburghThatReallyLivesInPittsburghâ„¢ï¸ #EffTheCatsTheMoneyIsToBuyMeSandwiches
LOL! You're on to something. @GravitySucks I removed that part of carpet though. I'll just have to clumsily shake another can of paint. I could have some Heinz ketchup splattered everywhere as well.
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Try it for a week Shay. I did and highly recommend it. I ate like Senda. Alternated between horrible, O-ring rending, Elvis-like straining at a stool, grinding horrible constipation to explosive diarrhea so bad I could barely make it to the bowl. Gained 8 pounds in 7 days. I smelled like Senda. Turned off the A/C and got a great ass sweat going. I looked like Senda. Stopped changing clothes or combing my hair. Got some shirt stains going but kepth the faith and wore it three days in a row. I became Senda. Lost all motivation and drive to accomplish anything. Became lethargic and basically could only lie around.
See how it goes - it is a deeply spiritual experience. You will learn much about yourself. It will change you.........forever.
I have a lot to say about this. @Walks_At_Night But, I'll save it. Tell me...How do you know what Senda smells like? :o :D
By the way, I lost all motivation and drive to accomplish anything some time ago. I guess I'm part Senda.
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START LETTING THE SHIT PILE UP!
I CANT! I HAVE THIS 'OCD' THING GOING ON. EVERYTHING HAS A PLACE, AND EVERYTHING IN IT'S PLACE.
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Come on dude. YOu ever pull a prison train for a dozen of the darker folk?
Next Tuesday. It's on my day planner.
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I CANT! I HAVE THIS 'OCD' THING GOING ON. EVERYTHING HAS A PLACE, AND EVERYTHING IN IT'S PLACE.
Just totally give in to this and the effort it takes to put things back in their place will seem like too much!
I lost all motivation and drive to accomplish anything some time ago.
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I CANT! I HAVE THIS 'OCD' THING GOING ON. EVERYTHING HAS A PLACE, AND EVERYTHING IN IT'S PLACE.
If you really had it, you would know it is CDO. Get the order right.
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If you really had it, you would know it is CDO. Get the order right.
Obsessive-compulsive disorder (OCD)
You're still holding my confusion over EST and EDT over my head, aren't you?
I do appreciate your sense of humor. ;)
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Just totally give in to this and the effort it takes to put things back in their place will seem like too much!
I may just do it. I might have a sense of freedom.
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Obsessive-compulsive disorder (OCD)
You're still holding my confusion over EST and EDT over my head, aren't you?
While the EST/EDT thing was shameful I think he was counting on you needing to put the letters back in order.
HEY @ShayP
ODC!
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While the EST/EDT thing was shameful I think he was counting on you needing to put the letters back in order.
HEY @ShayP
ODC!
That went over my head. OCD!
You guys are killing me. ;D
I'll be leaving the house soon and will jiggle the door knob 3 times to make sure it's locked.
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Went out with @PolkaDot last night to a hocus pocus event where full-grown adults lined up for tarot readings and past life regressions. A very Godless bunch indeed, and I felt like I was at the zoo. There was also drag queen bingo ::) and it was a disgusting spectacle as they made jokes about getting "closer" to the children.
Polka took some great pictures of the old antique coaches and such. Perhaps she'll post them here.
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Went out with @PolkaDot last night to a hocus pocus event where full-grown adults lined up for tarot readings and past life regressions. A very Godless bunch indeed, and I felt like I was at the zoo. There was also drag queen bingo ::) and it was a disgusting spectacle as they made jokes about getting "closer" to the children.
Polka took some great pictures of the old antique coaches and such. Perhaps she'll post them here.
Did they play this video?
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Did they play this video?
No. It was unavailable.
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Well today I got orders to take my expertise (photography) to Yokahoma Japan. I know that I have not been on since my Father in Law passed.. it is kind of funny because FIL hated Japanese with a passion, well it is 18 months with out family but hubby says he is not going but the kids are over excited, if ZI brink my children that is 36 months
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yeah I misspelled it
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@Astro Bitch - welcome back. You can be our Japan reporter since @Spookcat escaped.
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@Astro Bitch - welcome back. You can be our Japan reporter since @Spookcat escaped.
@JUAN Ya know, buddy, you really need to work on your Tells..
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The KONR stream keeps stopping on my computer and I have to get up, walk two feet, and restart it. When it restarts, it goes back to where it was when I started it before. Evil Keith never had this problem. Maybe @KSM will accept this as telling.
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The KONR stream keeps stopping on my computer and I have to get up, walk two feet, and restart it. When it restarts, it goes back to where it was when I started it before. Evil Keith never had this problem. Maybe @KSM will accept this as telling.
OH.
YES! That, is what I'm talkin' bout!
THAT WAS A (((TELL COMPLAINT))) ..Can there be anything better? TAKIN' IT TO DA' MAN, BABY!!! BART, THE MAN-BABY!
Get ya' shit together @Bart Ell ! Fix @JUAN 's problem!
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The drum sound, and the drumming here bother the fuck out o' me. It's like he's chopping wood! These are electronic drums I am inclined to believe. I don't mind the song itself though.
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The drum sound, and the drumming here bother the fuck out o' me. It's like he's chopping wood! These are electronic drums I am inclined to believe. I don't mind the song itself though.
Reminds me of my old Boss Dr Rhythm drum machine.
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It reminds me of the drummer I played with for a while who used those thick, heavy sticks we called baseball bats.
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Reminds me of my old Boss Dr Rhythm drum machine.
Which is weird because they were a circuit band with a real drummer. Perhaps he froze in the studio and rather than get another guy they called in AI.
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Did they play this video?
No, but they did play this with a live cello backing
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Went out with @PolkaDot last night to a hocus pocus event where full-grown adults lined up for tarot readings and past life regressions. A very Godless bunch indeed, and I felt like I was at the zoo. There was also drag queen bingo ::) and it was a disgusting spectacle as they made jokes about getting "closer" to the children.
Polka took some great pictures of the old antique coaches and such. Perhaps she'll post them here.
To be fair, @KSM came dressed as a "sexy devil" and kept complaining he was cold ::) It's no wonder the Hocus Pocus queens kept offering him candy.
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To be fair, @KSM came dressed as a "sexy devil" and kept complaining he was cold ::) It's no wonder the Hocus Pocus queens kept offering him candy.
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Oh my goodness. The horror.
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The shoes make the outfit.
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Good God, help us all.
https://www.cnn.com/videos/bestoftv/2012/05/07/tsr-moos-tanorexic-mom-action-figure.cnn
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Dear Bartlett,
I had to buy myself an early Christmas gift this year because the Spousal Unit wants to get me jewelry. I'm not opposed, mind you, and I am thankful that he forewarned me so that I could take advantage of Cyber Monday. It does make me wonder what I should get myself for Second Christmas though. You really should let all the other husbands know to show the same courtesy. It works out for everyone in the end.
With Love,
Dot
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The shoes make the outfit.
No socks though?
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Dear Bartlett,
I had to buy myself an early Christmas gift this year because the Spousal Unit wants to get me jewelry. I'm not opposed, mind you, and I am thankful that he forewarned me so that I could take advantage of Cyber Monday. It does make me wonder what I should get myself for Second Christmas though. You really should let all the other husbands know to show the same courtesy. It works out for everyone in the end.
With Love,
Dot
No thanks.
Even though I will be celebrating 13 years of marriage in about a month I still believe in doing nothing to help other men while hoping they all catch the gay so if, for some unforeseen reason, I found myself single I would have all the women.
It's a strange thought because I would reject 99% of the slobs out there anyway.
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It's a strange thought because I would reject 99% of the slobs out there anyway.
I am currently doing the legwork on that. I've mixed reviews. That said, I've gotten pretty "handy" around the house. Hahahahahaha
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No socks though?
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@ShayP you're welcome ;)
Thanks for that. @PolkaDot >:(
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A Tell/Ask
The ASK - Is this guy using a tambourine in place of hats on the drums in this song? I hear regular hats in the verse, but what is going on in the opening and other parts of the song. Weird production.
The TELL - Only recently did it occur to me that the second voice in the choruses and riffing in the end is Dio! They could have utilized him better and perhaps a little more distinctly IMO.
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To my deaf ears, they sound more like jingle bell sticks than tambourines.
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To my deaf ears, they sound more like jingle bell sticks than tambourines.
Sounds like sloppy open hats to me.
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Can't imagine what kind of hats sound like that. Worst drum recording ever for a so-called professional recording.
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45 minutes in...
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Can't imagine what kind of hats sound like that. Worst drum recording ever for a so-called professional recording.
I see from my ads that all the engineer has to do is go to Sweetwater, gear up, and sound great.
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45 minutes in...
The moral of this story? If you are going to act like a racist fuck you can't get offended if someone comments on the amount of sand your African bride must have up her sloppy cooter.
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45 minutes in...
@sean92008 What year was this from? it's not current, that's for sure. MV talking about googa adsense is ancient.
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There were two main elements of this interview that stood out for me. One, Heather's show was still going on but she was under fire from all the Bell purists. Two, MV and the interviewer were referring to Art as if he were still alive. Combine the two and it takes us to early 2018. Possibly a month or so before Art's death, is my guess.
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There were two main elements of this interview that stood out for me. One, Heather's show was still going on but she was under fire from all the Bell purists. Two, MV and the interviewer were referring to Art as if he were still alive. Combine the two and it takes us to early 2018. Possibly a month or so before Art's death, is my guess.
January 22nd, 2017 - Probably about 6 months maybe after Decon and Daniel had their falling out.
https://podcastaddict.com/episode/28755283
Looking in that archive seems like Daniel's first real guest post breakup might have been Ms. Willis:
EODRAD 2 – Connie Willis | Radio, Remote Viewing, Supersoldiers
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Trying to remember if Ms. London was the last guest that Daniel and Decon had on the show when both hosted. Decon and Ms. London definitely hit it off fabulously on that episode and went on to attend a UFO convention together. Perhaps that left Daniel to swallow bitterness and that lead to the parting of ways with Decon? Not sure. Coincidently, Ms. London and Ms. Willis do share a passing resemblance.
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There were two main elements of this interview that stood out for me. One, Heather's show was still going on but she was under fire from all the Bell purists. Two, MV and the interviewer were referring to Art as if he were still alive. Combine the two and it takes us to early 2018. Possibly a month or so before Art's death, is my guess.
Hmm. Rikki, if it was from 2018 it would have to be early 2018. It could have been earlier than 2018 because he/MV didn't have ads on the site for several months before shutting it down in early July 2018. I could be wrong on that but I don't think so. ...but I could be..
fuckit
who cares
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Decon left in 2016???????
Time has flown.
The poster was a weanie for not dating it. It just showed up on my suggestion list.
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Hmm. Rikki, if it was from 2018 it would have to be early 2018. It could have been earlier than 2018 because he/MV didn't have ads on the site for several months before shutting it down in early July 2018. I could be wrong on that but I don't think so. ...but I could be..
fuckit
who cares
You are right, @KSM. It was 2017. Jan. 22, 2017 to be more precise. WAN nailed it in an earlier post.
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Sweetwater will be funding a good bit of FISH’s Memorial fund. It’s their fault for posting ads showing interesting stuff.
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Sweetwater will be funding a good bit of FISH’s Memorial fund. It’s their fault for posting ads showing interesting stuff.
@JUAN were you talking about musical gear in here?
In the ASK Bart thread I, Bateman, and Bart briefly discussed mics. One particular very popular broadcasting mic was mentioned and since then I've had youtub videos overwhelming me with videos about the mic. Also, in here my ads are specifically advertising a certain preamp mentioned in the youtub video I watched. It's fuckin' toooo much!! Now I'm pissed, so out of spite alone I shall NOT be purchasing the Electra-Voice RE20!!
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Yes, Sweetwater the music gear store.
Everything we do online is spied upon.
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@JUAN were you talking about musical gear in here?
In the ASK Bart thread I, Bateman, and Bart briefly discussed mics. One particular very popular broadcasting mic was mentioned and since then I've had youtub videos overwhelming me with videos about the mic. Also, in here my ads are specifically advertising a certain preamp mentioned in the youtub video I watched. It's fuckin' toooo much!! Now I'm pissed, so out of spite alone I shall NOT be purchasing the Electra-Voice RE20!!
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..The black model looks nice. It is.. "good looking"
Here's the thing; if I purchase such a mic, I'll have to do a podcast or something. The only thing I have is the name (A Human Waste Of Time) - With KSM) Talk about what? @ShayP said he would be my co-host. We could gab for 30 minutes on a pre-decided topic and then take calls. Now THAT is a waste of everybody's time.
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Take a hint from Art - be interested in almost everything and talk about it.
Picking the opening music was as far as I got on a podcast.
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..The black model looks nice. It is.. "good looking"
Here's the thing; if I purchase such a mic, I'll have to do a podcast or something. The only thing I have is the name (A Human Waste Of Time) - With KSM) Talk about what? @ShayP said he would be my co-host. We could gab for 30 minutes on a pre-decided topic and then take calls. Now THAT is a waste of everybody's time.
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Take a hint from Art - be interested in almost everything and talk about it.
Picking the opening music was as far as I got on a podcast.
I have the opening music. A hard rock take on The Chase. However, mine has a woman moaning in pleasure as the bed springs pump to kick drum - right on time. A sudden donkey sound. A few unexpected fart sounds panned hard left, then hard right. Toss in a burp, a cow MOOoo, a few crowd cheers as the sound of military marching to the beat wins out towards the end as I begin the show and the marching fades..
First topic: Are women getting fatter or are men's eyes shrinking? HMmmm
HAHA I have that in my Watch Later as we speak! @Bart Ell Have you watched it yet?
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HAHA I have that in my Watch Later as we speak! @Bart Ell Have you watched it yet?
There is a chat legend named Dr. Paul Shortino that gives out medical advice in his chat during the Wednesday live shows.
By medical advice I mean he tells them what pet medication to take for any given ailment.
A CHAT LEGEND!
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There is a chat legend named Dr. Paul Shortino that gives out medical advice in his chat during the Wednesday live shows.
By medical advice I mean he tells them what pet medication to take for any given ailment.
A CHAT LEGEND!
Again with the former singer of Rough Cut and Quiet Riot.
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Again with the former singer of Rough Cut and Quiet Riot.
Cutt, short circuiter.
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Cutt, short circuiter.
you could have just posted that instead of your passive-aggressive-meltdown-macho-head-game
I'll check it out
wrong guy edit
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you could have just posted that instead of your passive-aggressive-meltdown-macho-head-game
I get that you are all hormonal since it is almost Christmas and you are spending it unloved but I was simply pointing out that Dr. Paul is a chat legend on that WASTE SOME TIME show.
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I get that you are all hormonal since it is almost Christmas and you are spending it unloved but I was simply pointing out that Dr. Paul is a chat legend on that WASTE SOME TIME show.
I am extremely loved, albeit from great distances. I had my HUMAN WASTE OF TIME show idea since 2019. I've posted about it several times over the years within these very pages. My show title is better than his. Waste Of Time? That is so pedestrian. Mine is elevated with humor and intrigue.
I'M LOVED!!! :-\ YA' FUCKIN' FARTFACE!
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..The black model looks nice. It is.. "good looking"
Here's the thing; if I purchase such a mic, I'll have to do a podcast or something. The only thing I have is the name (A Human Waste Of Time) - With KSM) Talk about what? @ShayP said he would be my co-host. We could gab for 30 minutes on a pre-decided topic and then take calls. Now THAT is a waste of everybody's time.
Hell yeah I'd be your co-host if you do it. @KSM Virgin territory for me. 'A Human Waste Of Time' is a good title.
I have yet to hook up the mic Bart recommended. I'm assuming it could be used for podcasts and such. My intention was, and still is, is to do some vocals Karaoke style so I can hear how shitty my voice is. I'll eventually post them so people can feel embarrassed for me or have a good laugh.
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Waste Of Time? That is so pedestrian.
The hormonal tears must be obstructing your vision and making you see an OF where there is a SOME.
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Hell yeah I'd be your co-host if you do it. @KSM Virgin territory for me. 'A Human Waste Of Time' is a good title.
I have yet to hook up the mic Bart recommended. I'm assuming it could be used for podcasts and such. My intention was, and still is, is to do some vocals Karaoke style so I can hear how shitty my voice is. I'll eventually post them so people can feel embarrassed for me or have a good laugh.
We all look forward to your Rock Me Gently cover.
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We all look forward to your Rock Me Gently cover.
I've done that one. Goes over well. As fun to play as pins in the eyes.
The hormonal tears must be obstructing your vision and making you see an OF where there is a SOME.
Your anus is bleeding.
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We all look forward to your Rock Me Gently cover.
LOL! I had a Boz Skaggs tune set aside especially for you.
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Your anus is bleeding.
Cheeky bum looker.
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You promised us Top-Shelf-Ligga!!
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Before he passed, Shay sent me a Christmas gift that arrived the morning he..
Anyways, it was a mini GL Skull & Bones guitar from www.axeheaven.com These lil 9"gems are highly detailed and they carry many mini's from various guitar gawds. I have since purchased the Kamikaze as well as others. They even have the famous Waylon Teli https://store.axeheaven.com/products/waylon-jennings-tribute-mini-fender-tele-guitar-replica-officially-licensed This is going to become a new collecting hobby.
Thanks Shay ::) :P
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Before he passed, Shay sent me a Christmas gift that arrived the morning he..
Anyways, it was a mini GL Skull & Bones guitar from www.axeheaven.com These lil 9"gems are highly detailed and they carry many mini's from various guitar gawds. I have since purchased the Kamikaze as well as others. They even have the famous Waylon Teli https://store.axeheaven.com/products/waylon-jennings-tribute-mini-fender-tele-guitar-replica-officially-licensed This is going to become a new collecting hobby.
Thanks Shay ::) :P
Those DIY kits must be a bitch to put together.
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Happy New Year
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Happy New Year
Happy New Year, GravitySucks.
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Happy New Year, GravitySucks.
This is about me, fat tits.
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Happy New Year
Thanks Gravvy. You too.
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Thanks Gravvy. You too.
This is about me, fat tits.
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This is about me, fat tits.
Don't know that I've ever seen actual "fat tits" They can become extra droopy I guess but to suggest fat tits implies a level of self support in order to not sag. Thus displaying fatness over sag, or droop. A breast only has so many adipose stores so what you say can not be.
You have not thought this all way through, Bart.
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Don't know that I've ever seen actual "fat tits" They can become extra droopy I guess but to suggest fat tits implies a level of self support in order to not sag. Thus displaying fatness over sag, or droop. A breast only has so many adipose stores so what you say can not be.
You have not thought this all way through, Bart.
I think he means "shapely"
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Mel Gibson's ''sugar tits'' comment can work with all sizes and shapes
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I think he means "shapely"
I MEAN FAT TITS, FAT TITS!
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Mel Gibson's ''sugar tits'' comment can work with all sizes and shapes
If you need to quote that cunt then I find this one works in every situation...
Shut the fuck up! You should just fucking smile, and blow me!
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I think he means "shapely"
You got big ones. Are the fat, or just big 'ol tits!? @TigerLily
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This seems apropos:
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I cycled 60 miles today Bart.
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I cycled 60 miles today Bart.
No dog bites this time?
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I remain unscathed.
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I cycled 60 miles today Bart.
Did you have an E.T. doll in the basket and how often do you dream you will get to fly by the moon?
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I MEAN FAT TITS, FAT TITS!
Bart seems rather out of sorts. Must be his time of the month
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Bart seems rather out of sorts. Must be his time of the month
Didn't you hear?
Bart was on a date, and when he took her to her door, she looked at him coyly and asked him if he wanted to "get naughty."
Bart's no fool. These opportunities don't grow on trees, especially when the girl has fat, shapely tits. "Oh yeah," he breathed.
The girl stepped back and yanked off a mask, revealing none other than Santa Claus himself! "You done fucked up, pal!" he roared.
Long story short, nothing but a lump of cat shit in Bart's stocking this year. Small wonder that he's so crabby.
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Bart, I've noticed a LOT of boob talk for a board that seems to be mostly breastless. I'd asked if I should be at all surprised, but this is the tell thread and I all ready broke the rules in your ask thread. 8)
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Good news: I’m visiting home and have been loaned a very nice Lexus that I’m trying hard not to fall in love with. I’m fairly certain that the Spousal Unit has started having psychic heart palpitations that lead to his little diamond maker puckering up (but he has no idea why).
Bad news: I’m feeling bored in the evenings and the Lexus is a gas guzzler.
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Don't know if you watched any of those Geezer.Rock videos on the page I sent you but in one of them the guitar player is wearing black leather slip-on (from the front) flip-flops. It is unbelievable. Nothing short of disgusting. Wouldn't see that in Circus or Hit Parader. Noooo Siree!
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Don't know if you watched any of those Geezer.Rock videos on the page I sent you but in one of them the guitar player is wearing black leather slip-on (from the front) flip-flops. It is unbelievable. Nothing short of disgusting. Wouldn't see that in Circus or Hit Parader. Noooo Siree!
Yeah but they record in green screen audio!
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Haven't replied to that band yet. Watched all their videos yesterday, and for the life of me I don't know why. I would look like Zack Wylde with those guys (one of these things is not like the others)
Anyways:
A TELL:
Last night I watched the HBO Woodstock 99 documentary on Netflix. My God what a shit show. Literally. They thought they were rolling around in mud in 110-120 F heat! Overflowing shithouses was the least of the problems that fateful weekend.
Nothing but a big bowl 'o' Wrong. And poo!
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This vocal SSB is even more over played than the Saturday night one. Paul Hornsby and Count Basie would cry.
The bass singer was wandering all over the place.
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Good news: I’m visiting home and have been loaned a very nice Lexus that I’m trying hard not to fall in love with. I’m fairly certain that the Spousal Unit has started having psychic heart palpitations that lead to his little diamond maker puckering up (but he has no idea why).
Bad news: I’m feeling bored in the evenings and the Lexus is a gas guzzler.
Oh @PolkaDot This may solve all your problems: A Lexus Hybrid Maybe Santa Spousal Unit will cough up for one more Christmas present!
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Oh @PolkaDot This may solve all your problems: A Lexus Hybrid Maybe Santa Spousal Unit will cough up for one more Christmas present!
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I like the way you think @TigerLily . Unfortunately, we just had 2nd Christmas and there was no car...there was a ski weekend though, which is nice. Besides, I know the Spousal Unit would say "What's wrong with your current Hybrid?". Which would lead to the discussion about how I have 50 pairs of black shoes that all look the same...
He starts to spiral after that. :(
Men have very delicate constitutions, one really must handle them with kid gloves. Also, not discussing and just doing has worked well for me in the past so maybe I should go car shopping? What are you doing tomorrow around 11?
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Second Christmas was determined by @KSM to come on January 22nd this year so you still have a chance.
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Second Christmas was determined by @KSM to come on January 22nd this year so you still have a chance.
@KSM is a bit of a cheapskate, I don't know that he'd buy me the lexus without trading favors and nothing good could come cum of that.
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I like the way you think @TigerLily . Unfortunately, we just had 2nd Christmas and there was no car...there was a ski weekend though, which is nice. Besides, I know the Spousal Unit would say "What's wrong with your current Hybrid?". Which would lead to the discussion about how I have 50 pairs of black shoes that all look the same...
He starts to spiral after that. :(
Men have very delicate constitutions, one really must handle them with kid gloves. Also, not discussing and just doing has worked well for me in the past so maybe I should go car shopping? What are you doing tomorrow around 11?
I would love to be your companion in crime Christmas shopping. There's a few things on my list I didn't get. Perfect for second Christmas shopping. We could meet halfway. I know a nice spa in Scottsdale. And since @JUAN wants to be helpful he can carry the bags
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@KSM is a bit of a cheapskate, I don't know that he'd buy me the lexus without trading favors and nothing good could come cum of that.
Probably the best you could get would be a motorized bike. Not that it might not be a fun ride
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And since @JUAN wants to be helpful he can carry the bags
That could be read several ways.
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Second Christmas was determined by @KSM to come on January 22nd this year so you still have a chance.
That is true! It is C2 on 01/22! Gonna be merry! ALONE - but MERRY!
@KSM is a bit of a cheapskate, I don't know that he'd buy me the lexus without trading favors and nothing good could come cum of that.
KSM is not a cheapskate. Ok, I'll buy you a Lexus. Or as you say, "lexus" < :P
I Kay-Ess-Emm do herby solemnly declare that I will purchase @PolkaDot the aforementioned motor vehicle in the 12th month of the year of our Lord, 2023. Fuck sakes. It never ends. :-\
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And since @JUAN wants to be helpful he can carry the bags
I doubt that he is strong enough to carry the both of you.
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I doubt that he is strong enough to carry the both of you.
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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I guess I’d better get out my Mark Rippetoe Starting Strength book and get out the free weights.
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Bart,
I approach the big 10,000 posts. I don't remember what post 108 was but I bet it was fantastic! However, who could forget post 499? WOW!
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Bart,
I cycled 44 miles today. And I looked stunning in my bib tights.
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Yes, Sweetwater the music gear store.
Everything we do online is spied upon.
Literal spying. Stuff shows up that I verbally talk about on my VoIP landline. Trying to figure out where the microphone is on, I keep going through permissions on my cell phone. With the way my Roku TV has been adding channels without my permission, I'm guessing that a permission has been changed and one of those numerous apps.
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Bart,
I cycled 44 miles today. And I looked stunning in my bib tights.
Your vagina must have been very musty after that!
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Bart,
I approach the big 10,000 posts. I don't remember what post 108 was but I bet it was fantastic! However, who could forget post 499? WOW!
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Bart,
I cycled 44 miles today. And I looked stunning in my bib tights.
Now that's an accomplishment! Next year... Tour de France!
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That is true! It is C2 on 01/22! Gonna be merry! ALONE - but MERRY!
KSM is not a cheapskate. Ok, I'll buy you a Lexus. Or as you say, "lexus" < :P
I Kay-Ess-Emm do herby solemnly declare that I will purchase @PolkaDot the aforementioned motor vehicle in the 12th month of the year of our Lord, 2023. Fuck sakes. It never ends. :-\
Good boy. I do hate to wait an entire year, but since you’re springing for the custom paint job I’ll be patient @KSM
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I doubt that he is strong enough to carry the both of you
You BITCH!
@HamsterMuscle
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Bart,
I cycled 44 miles today. And I looked stunning in my bib tights.
How’s your shares in bag balm doing @whoozit ?
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How’s your shares in bag balm doing @whoozit ?
I have coconut scented nut lube if my nuts get chafed.
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I have coconut scented nut lube if my nuts get chafed.
Wouldn't Texas Pete be more affordable?
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You BITCH!
@HamsterMuscle
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@PolkaDot
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I have lead guitar tracks to do tomorrow. I HAVE a paper-cut on my left index fingertip. This fine cut runs right to left allowing the strings to fit right into the flesh groove causing great discomfort, but still I try..
I say things like:
AHH!
FUCK!
OOuuCH!!
FUCKIN SHIT MAN!!
GAAAWWWDZOOKS THAT SMARTS!!!
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I’m sure capo users have some kind of finger protecting thing. Find a girl folk guitarist.
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I have lead guitar tracks to do tomorrow. I HAVE a paper-cut on my left index fingertip. This fine cut runs right to left allowing the strings to fit right into the flesh groove causing great discomfort, but still I try..
I say things like:
AHH!
FUCK!
OOuuCH!!
FUCKIN SHIT MAN!!
GAAAWWWDZOOKS THAT SMARTS!!!
Super glue, jackass!
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I’m sure capo users have some kind of finger protecting thing. Find a girl folk guitarist.
HUH? You bring up capo's alot. You're great @JUAN but that was your worst post ever. I'll suffer through the pain.
Super glue, jackass!
Drummer in Canada is saying the same thing. AND I KNOW ABOUT THE SUPERGLUE THING! I'm not doing that. And you were just looking for an excuse to call someone a jackass. This is not a jackass worthy situation.
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Just use a slide and be done with it, then.
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HUH? You bring up capo's alot. You're great @JUAN but that was your worst post ever. I'll suffer through the pain.
Drummer in Canada is saying the same thing. AND I KNOW ABOUT THE SUPERGLUE THING! I'm not doing that. And you were just looking for an excuse to call someone a jackass. This is not a jackass worthy situation.
Jackass was worked in to acknowledge you post about Corner Gas.
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Jackass was worked in to acknowledge you post about Corner Gas.
In another thread. I mean, how far must one reach.. ?
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:D
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Just use a slide and be done with it, then.
@JUAN So apply a Bonnie Raitt approach to a hard rock song? I just don't think that is going to gel. You'll hear it when it's done. I think..
BTW she is one of my all time favorite signers. I do a beautiful cover of You, and I Can't Make You Love Me. <- And by that I don't mean you! Juan! :D
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Bard, yesterday at about 5:30 PM I heard a swoosh-coughing sound. Looked over to the room that is my gym) and there was Vera at the door where the carpet meets the wood. She had tossed her cookies on the edge of the carpet. She is very big and eats big food. GIANT BREED food in fact. This made for a bad mess as she had eaten this full bowl of food about 8 hours earlier so it was hardly solid, but not yet liquified. Like a lumpy mush. Big pile. I suspect the new cookies from Costco are too rich for her. This morning I woke up to messes from the other end by the front door. She was all sheepish. I told her things were fine and that it wasn't her fault. All seems to be normal now but I think just for fun that I might induce vomiting on her bed later. You know, just for fun.
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Bard, yesterday at about 5:30 PM I heard a swoosh-coughing sound. Looked over to the room that is my gym) and there was Vera at the door where the carpet meets the wood. She had tossed her cookies on the edge of the carpet. She is very big and eats big food. GIANT BREED food in fact. This made for a bad mess as she had eaten this full bowl of food about 8 hours earlier so it was hardly solid, but not yet liquified. Like a lumpy mush. Big pile. I suspect the new cookies from Costco are too rich for her. This morning I woke up to messes from the other end by the front door. She was all sheepish. I told her things were fine and that it wasn't her fault. All seems to be normal now but I think just for fun that I might induce vomiting on her bed later. You know, just for fun.
Have her listen to Rikki Gins Old Time Radio at 9pm Eastern. The Fish and ShayP tribute hour will fix her right up.
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Dearest Bart,
I've caught a nasty cold. Like stay in bed with the covers over my head kind of cold. Not sure how I caught it... but after several days of skiing all day followed by apri-ski drinks every day at 3:30 until waaaaay too late and eating out for all my meals...my body was not up to fighting it. Today I'm feeling much better but still not up to facing the world, so I decided to visit Spite Board today...it's like a mini world but I don't have to get dressed or run the risk of accidentally sliming anyone during a coughing/sneezing fit. Thanks for the mini world! Tomorrow I'll be ready to shower and enter the real world...maybe....
With Love,
Dot
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Thank you in advance for the extra bacon.
https://www.zerohedge.com/markets/canadian-super-pigs-about-invade-us-and-unleash-major-damage (https://www.zerohedge.com/markets/canadian-super-pigs-about-invade-us-and-unleash-major-damage)
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I have lead guitar tracks to do tomorrow. I HAVE a paper-cut on my left index fingertip. This fine cut runs right to left allowing the strings to fit right into the flesh groove causing great discomfort, but still I try..
I say things like:
AHH!
FUCK!
OOuuCH!!
FUCKIN SHIT MAN!!
GAAAWWWDZOOKS THAT SMARTS!!!
I just saw this...
Super glue and a little acetone.
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Thank you in advance for the extra bacon.
You know and I know your people will want to fuck them.
Buncha pig fuckers in that area.
That area being your entire country!
I digress...
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Dearest Bart,
I've caught a nasty cold. Like stay in bed with the covers over my head kind of cold. Not sure how I caught it... but after several days of skiing all day followed by apri-ski drinks every day at 3:30 until waaaaay too late and eating out for all my meals...my body was not up to fighting it. Today I'm feeling much better but still not up to facing the world, so I decided to visit Spite Board today...it's like a mini world but I don't have to get dressed or run the risk of accidentally sliming anyone during a coughing/sneezing fit. Thanks for the mini world! Tomorrow I'll be ready to shower and enter the real world...maybe....
With Love,
Dot
Ellgabbers are all lost sheep in the wilderness. Bart is our shepherd. He giveth us a place to play and doesn't require a dress code
Feel better soon @PolkaDot strong ginger and cinnamon black tea with a dash of whiskey
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Ellgabbers are all lost sheep in the wilderness. Bart is our shepherd. He giveth us a place to play and doesn't require a dress code
Feel better soon @PolkaDot strong ginger and cinnamon black tea with a dash of whiskey
Thank you @TigerLily ...unfortunately I think whiskey helped get me into this particular cold so I am abstaining until I feel better. Thursday should do it ;)
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I just saw this...
Super glue and a little acetone.
acetone? What does the acetone do other than dry it out? It sounds like a painful solution.. @sean92008
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Bard
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Dear Bartleby
@ShayP Sports Shack. I love it!
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Bard,
On Friday past I made up my grocery list. I was craving sandwiches for some reason, so I wrote down my list of all the items I would need from turkey, HAM, lettuce and a few other things as well as some good bread of course. I was so happy heading home to enjoy a delicious soup & sandwich lunch. Like, yummy! Well.. Fuck Me, upon emptying the grocery bags I realized that I forgot to grab the loaf of bread. So there I was in my kitchen using colorful language. Vera's head was crooked side to side as she was trying to figure out what I was saying. So now I'm like now what! Just soup for lunch? But AHH, I remembered that I had hamburger buns in the freezer. GOOD ONES TOO! Egg buns! My lunch was lovely. Fantastic, Bart. Boy I tell ya' though I was hopping mad there for a bit.
Now THAT's a TELL, Bard!
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Bard,
On Friday past I made up my grocery list. I was craving sandwiches for some reason, so I wrote down my list of all the items I would need from turkey, HAM, lettuce and a few other things as well as some good bread of course. I was so happy heading home to enjoy a delicious soup & sandwich lunch. Like, yummy! Well.. Fuck Me, upon emptying the grocery bags I realized that I forgot to grab the loaf of bread. So there I was in my kitchen using colorful language. Vera's head was crooked side to side as she was trying to figure out what I was saying. So now I'm like now what! Just soup for lunch? But AHH, I remembered that I had hamburger buns in the freezer. GOOD ONES TOO! Egg buns! My lunch was lovely. Fantastic, Bart. Boy I tell ya' though I was hopping mad there for a bit.
Now THAT's a TELL, Bard!
You could've done a lettuce wrap!
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You could've done a lettuce wrap!
..and I know that, PB. But I wanted a sammich! My abs are in no danger of being covered in a layer of useless flesh so I want what I want. But yes, I COULD have had a lettuce wrap. I also purchased one of those transparent plastic containers of chocolate chip cookies at the bakery section. You know the ones. You see them at Costco and other places. They were divine. I ate 19 on day one and devoured the other 7-ish yesterday. Cholate chip cooks never see a day 3 at my place. I'm like Hitler to them! they must be purged from the earth.
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We need the sandwich king, ShayP.
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... I also purchased one of those transparent plastic containers of chocolate chip cookies at the bakery section. You know the ones. You see them at Costco and other places. They were divine. I ate 19 on day one and devoured the other 7-ish yesterday. Cholate chip cooks never see a day 3 at my place. I'm like Hitler to them! they must be purged from the earth.
If you're not finishing the package on the way home, you're not trying.
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On an unrelated note, I went to Trader Joe's today, as I walked to the truck most of the fat people who had finished shopping before me were sitting in their cars, tearing into their snacks...
And here I thought it was just low metabolism and big bones.
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If you're not finishing the package on the way home, you're not trying.
I do open the container before heading home and gobble one or two down. I put the bottoms of the cookies together like a chocolate chip cookie UFO. Double the joy. Fuck it's so good.
Bart,
Recently bought some thick cut bacon, sausage links, and a bag of Yukon Golds. I make my own hashbrown breakfast hash with the bacon and cut up sausage tossed in to the tato mixture. Also add onion, red and green pepper with great seasonings such as chili powder, smoky paprika and the usual S&P. 3 sunny-sides on top and party on Garth!
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Dear Bart,
Your thread has turned very snack-centric , yet there’s no hot bacon or peach talk. I’m sorry.
Dot
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Dear Bart,
Your thread has turned very snack-centric , yet there’s no hot bacon or peach talk. I’m sorry.
Dot
Men who can't get their what whatted have to get joy out of something.
Cookies seem to be the blowie substitute for a few.
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Men who can't get their what whatted have to get joy out of something.
Cookies seem to be the blowie substitute for a few.
YOU WISH YOU COULD COOKIE LIKE ME!
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@Bart Ell I'm here to tell you that @KSM is more awesome then you. I hope that you have an okay weekend as Falkie's Trollmaster. LOL
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@Bart Ell I'm here to tell you that @KSM is more awesome then you. I hope that you have an okay weekend as Falkie's Trollmaster. LOL
Then?
You treat the English language as bad as Slobbo treats Kathy.
Are you trying to get cock picks from @KSM to beat off to while you eat a greasy pork sandwich?
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Then?
You treat the English language as bad as Slobbo treats Kathy.
Are you trying to get cock picks from @KSM to beat off to while you eat a greasy pork sandwich?
LOL @Bart Ell you're funny TROLL. You're just mad that @KSM is just plain awesome. I hope that you have a great weekend Bart.
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LOL @Bart Ell you're funny TROLL. You're just mad that @KSM is just plain awesome. I hope that you have a great weekend Bart.
This guy mocks Senda for being a retard.
Let that sink in.
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Then?
You treat the English language as bad as Slobbo treats Kathy.
Are you trying to get cock picks from @KSM to beat off to while you eat a greasy pork sandwich?
..um.. TL has them all :P
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..um.. TL has them all :P
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..um.. TL has them all :P
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Impressive
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Not a lot of telling or asking going on, huh..
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OH MY GOD BART I'M BEING CHARGED WITH A SALT AND BATTERY!
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Impressive
Those little bantam roosters are cute, aren’t they?
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Bart- I think I managed to skip being infected by Covid this last trip! All the girls I hung out with for the last 5 days of my trip ended up with it. I even shared a cigarette with two of them at one point. Is it possible alcohol kills Covid if taken judiciously? Either way, I’m worried I may have used up all my luck 🍀 on this one.
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Bart- I think I managed to skip being infected by Covid this last trip! All the girls I hung out with for the last 5 days of my trip ended up with it. I even shared a cigarette with two of them at one point. Is it possible alcohol kills Covid if taken judiciously? Either way, I’m worried I may have used up all my luck 🍀 on this one.
Judiciously? Or Excessively?
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A Tell N' Ask
Bard, whenever I hear this song I can't help but visualize the images below. Am I wong wrong for this?
EVIL
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WOKS
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Am I wong wrong for this?
Nope.
I think of this every time @Walks_At_Night posts something.
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Nope.
I think of this every time @Walks_At_Night posts something.
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Heh heh heh
WOKS_At_Night
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I cycled 69 miles on the Blue Ridge Parkway yesterday. Are you free for a ride next weekend?
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I cycled 69 miles on the Blue Ridge Parkway yesterday. Are you free for a ride next weekend?
Bart no do bike.
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The pickup switch on one of my Les Pauls is failing. The bridge pickup is not picking up and therefor the result is a very distant sound compared to the middle or full neck pickup. This was a result of playing along with Cold Gin (Alive 1) At the beginning Ace does the toggle switch thing switching it up n down with the bridge pickup volume off.
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Bartlett,
I'm putting off going to the grocery. I hate it that much...but I'm too damn picky to have it delivered. Also, Im half-heartedly trying to sabotage my new routine by being unprepared.
So far, it's working.
With Love,
Dot
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Hey Bart, we’re meeting at Monkee Joe’s at 2:00 for a 40 mile ride. Don’t forget to wax your chain.
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Don’t forget to wax your chain.
I've heard Bart takes his personal grooming very seriously.
Also, if he wears those little shorts be sure to take pictures.
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If we removed all laws, the crime rate would be 0%.
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Hey Bart, I rode 101 miles today. I looked for you but you weren’t there.
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Hey Bart, I rode 101 miles today. I looked for you but you weren’t there.
Coz he has four wheels. You'll never catch him.
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Bart I think if I were a can of fish I'd be sardines. Skinless and boneless.
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TELL/ASK
Tony is one of my favorite singers of all time. Always will be.
He has some moments throughout this video in the lows and ultra highs but his high mids are quite compromised as he resorts to a pinch as opposed to the bottle-neck-octave method that never fails. Why would he do this? Far from a Vince Neil 'performance' but.. *sigh*
Would you say this is just laziness on his part?
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Would you say this is just laziness on his part?
1. Wrong thread.
2. Folds get old.
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1. Wrong thread.
2. Folds get old.
1. I'll decide what goes where.
2. You're probably right. He's ancient.
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Bart,
Do you happen to remember The Greaseman, who was a DJ back in the day? I think he kind of shot himself in the foot more than once and his career petered out.
He is still out there though. Down at the Cineplex slinging that grease just like in days of yore.
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Dougie has fattened up. When he got to Jacksonville in 1975, he was 6’ 2†and 150-pounds.
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Bart,
Do you happen to remember The Greaseman, who was a DJ back in the day?
Another damn ask in the tell!
All I know about the man is that Howard goofed on him quite often.
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Another damn ask in the tell!
Guilty as charged. It started off as a "Hey Bart! The Greaseman is still hanging on....." The realized you might not be with Greaseman (https://www.greaseman.org/sounds/carlos/hobble_handbook02.mp3) so I should have switched threads but didn't. Imagine my embarrasement. I would ask what my penance should be but that is a question.
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so I should have switched threads but didn't.
It starts with being too lazy to switch threads and it ends with you sitting in a pile of your own trash and having only one murking booner.
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From a Stern/Greaseman video.
The more things change...
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Another damn ask in the tell!
Ok, fine. Here's one.
I like to make my own hashbrowns. I make enough to last two weeks, seven mornings per week. They're delicious; I use diced onions as well as red and yellow peppers in the hand cut tatoes. I season it all with S&P of course but also add smoky paprika, hot chipoltle chili powder and a pinch of onion powder. This results in a beautiful and inviting orange redish color. Sometimes I will add whole cooked sausages and diced cooked bacon in the mix. Just top with 3 eggs sunny-side-up.
I digress, Bart.
The key before any of the above is to have all the potatoes cut uniformly so that they cook evenly. You have to boil them for a few minutes as if you're making mashed, but you're not making mashed. You want the potato cuts to be slightly softened but NOT mushy. This is because you'll be cooking them again in the frying pan with butter after all of the all the other things I mentioned are added.
Well.. I made a batch on Thursday night and I forgot about the potatoes in the boiling water. They got fairly soft. Overcooked. I shrugged it off as I cussed myself out and added all the other ingredients and proceeded as usual.
The result is a sort of delicious breakfast mash with mixed in sausages and bacon cuts. Makes me angry to eat it but I do. The egg yolks just bleed into the muck rather than coat the individual hashbrown cuts ETC.
..argh
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Bart,
I didn't need to see this picture. Rusty and Jerome are some beardo. :'(
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Bart,
I didn't need to see this picture. Rusty and Jerome are some beardo. :'(
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Jerome is getting fisted!
I saw something about a week ago that I never thought I would see - I saw Casey and Finnegan in their treehouse.
They are making a documentary for Prime I believe and have recreated the set.
You may not know this but I am a grown ass man, WAN.
As a grown ass man I am not ashamed to admit that seeing that in person was magical.
MAGICAL!
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Ok, fine. Here's one.
I like to make my own hashbrowns. I make enough to last two weeks, seven mornings per week. They're delicious; I use diced onions as well as red and yellow peppers in the hand cut tatoes. I season it all with S&P of course but also add smoky paprika, hot chipoltle chili powder and a pinch of onion powder. This results in a beautiful and inviting orange redish color. Sometimes I will add whole cooked sausages and diced cooked bacon in the mix. Just top with 3 eggs sunny-side-up.
I digress, Bart.
The key before any of the above is to have all the potatoes cut uniformly so that they cook evenly. You have to boil them for a few minutes as if you're making mashed, but you're not making mashed. You want the potato cuts to be slightly softened but NOT mushy. This is because you'll be cooking them again in the frying pan with butter after all of the all the other things I mentioned are added.
Well.. I made a batch on Thursday night and I forgot about the potatoes in the boiling water. They got fairly soft. Overcooked. I shrugged it off as I cussed myself out and added all the other ingredients and proceeded as usual.
The result is a sort of delicious breakfast mash with mixed in sausages and bacon cuts. Makes me angry to eat it but I do. The egg yolks just bleed into the muck rather than coat the individual hashbrown cuts ETC.
..argh
You made Mish-Mash.
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You may not know this but I am a grown ass!
As a grown ass man
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You made Mish-Mash.
I love that guy!
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The director recently posted a pic of this magical event.
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The director recently posted a pic of this magical event.
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Holy Cow!
I wanna see that! Looks at Casey's head!
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Holy Cow!
I wanna see that! Looks at Casey's head!
It looks perfect. If it is on Prime I'll definitely watch.
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Bart, this is great news! Finally folks can just go to a hockey game!!
YAAAAAAAY
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Ok, fine. Here's one.
I like to make my own hashbrowns. I make enough to last two weeks, seven mornings per week...
Enough for Falkie for two weeks, Falkie and Kathie, what?
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Bart, this is great news! Finally folks can just go to a hockey game!!
YAAAAAAAY
Fantastic news... although your little video got it wrong.
They stopped all themed jersey nights, including those gay ass military nights!
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Hockey Fights Cancer? GONE!
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Who cares how much money auctioning those jerseys made for the various charities as long as a few creampuffs don't have to put a warmup jersey on for 10 minutes when the arena is 90% empty anyway.
At least Edmonton aren't crybaby pussies...
https://twitter.com/ctvedmonton/status/1672372559076106240
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Fantastic news... although your little video got it wrong.
They stopped all themed jersey nights, including those gay ass military nights!
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Hockey Fights Cancer? GONE!
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Who cares how much money auctioning those jerseys made for the various charities as long as a few creampuffs don't have to put a warmup jersey on for 10 minutes when the arena is 90% empty anyway.
At least Edmonton aren't crybaby pussies...
https://twitter.com/ctvedmonton/status/1672372559076106240
GOOD! Fuck all the appreciation and virtue signal nights.
Back to the game, I say!
And when the players in Edmonton grow a set, things will be right with that team as well.
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Fantastic news... although your little video got it wrong.
They stopped all themed jersey nights, including those gay ass military nights!
... Hockey Fights Cancer? GONE!
Who cares how much money auctioning those jerseys made for the various charities as long as a few creampuffs don't have to put a warmup jersey on for 10 minutes...
No one told the teams or the league they had to do away with the other jerseys. Maybe they're the creampuffs.
It always cracks me up though when millionaire musicians, or in this case teams and players do something wanting the fans to pay for their charities, then pat themselves on the back.
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... It always cracks me up though when millionaire musicians, or in this case teams and players do something wanting the fans to pay for their charities, then pat themselves on the back.
I take it back, I don't wish to slight the kind efforts of others.
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TIL that even hard-right misanthropes have the capacity to grow.
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Fantastic news... although your little video got it wrong.
They stopped all themed jersey nights, including those gay ass military nights!
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Hockey Fights Cancer? GONE!
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Who cares how much money auctioning those jerseys made for the various charities as long as a few creampuffs don't have to put a warmup jersey on for 10 minutes when the arena is 90% empty anyway.
At least Edmonton aren't crybaby pussies...
https://twitter.com/ctvedmonton/status/1672372559076106240
I remember a time when lowering the flag to half staff was an unusual event. The relative rarity of the act gave it gravitas.
Now, they lower the flag for anything. It doesn't even need to be for the death of a person. It can be any tragic event. If that fuckin sub popped in US waters, you can bet your ass that the flag gets hauled. That fuckin flag is going up and down like PB's zipper at a bathhouse.
Point is, these things of gravitas are subject to dilution. And that's how I am reacting to this relentless need to put charitable bumper stickers on everything in sports. People used to recoil in horror at the thought of a major sports player looking like a formula one car. I suppose that's not on principle; it's based upon deciding that something merits a waiver because it benefits a movement with a larger base of beneficiaries than the stockholders of a conglomerate.
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Hockey was "fighting cancer" for quite some time. Hockey didn't win.
Turns out that laundry and ribbons aren't all that effective.
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No one told the teams or the league they had to do away with the other jerseys.
How do you know?
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Hockey was "fighting cancer" for quite some time. Hockey didn't win.
Turns out that laundry and ribbons aren't all that effective.
Actually it turns out the money the Canadiens raised from auctioning off the jerseys they wore for 10 minutes during warmups directly helped hundreds of families every year.
It turns out that, in an informed world, the money went to Leucan.
Leucan promotes the recovery and the well-being of cancer stricken children and supports their families by providing distinctive and tailored services and assistance through every stage of cancer and its side-effects.
Imagine that, wearing a jersey for a few minutes helps ease the burden of families who just got some very shitty news.
But hey, creampuffs get all testy when the warmups they don't watch anyway include a different jersey.
When a child is diagnosed with cancer, one parent often has to take an indefinite leave from work to support their child through treatments. With weekly outpatient cancer treatment lasting a few years; travel, accommodation, parking, and meal costs quickly add up and become a significant source of stress for families. With a financial boost from you, families can focus their energy on what matters the most: their child’s recovery.
Terry Fox? He doesn't need money, he's dead!
https://twitter.com/Canucks/status/1457105511870988289
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I take it back, I don't wish to slight the kind efforts of others.
Smart move.
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You're missing the initial point. Nobody ever had a problem with fundraising for cancer causes and military appreciation nights. And those will be back.
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You're missing the initial point. Nobody ever had a problem with fundraising for cancer causes and military appreciation nights. And those will be back.
The whole thing was canned because of the military night, silly boy.
The Russians were going to sit it out next year because it went against Russian law (same as the pride stuff) and the NHL knew it would cause a shitstorm with flaggies so they just did away with everything.
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silly boy.
Silly Boy
Their first album was great.
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Actually it turns out the money the Canadiens raised from auctioning off the jerseys they wore for 10 minutes during warmups directly helped hundreds of families every year.
It turns out that, in an informed world, the money went to Leucan.
Imagine that, wearing a jersey for a few minutes helps ease the burden of families who just got some very shitty news.
Sound like it was worth it. Good on them.
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The whole thing was canned because of the military night, silly boy.
The Russians were going to sit it out next year because it went against Russian law (same as the pride stuff) and the NHL knew it would cause a shitstorm with flaggies so they just did away with everything.
.. PFF Yeah, Putin did it. You clearly did not watch the video. There are others if you'd like more.
You're missing the initial point. Nobody ever had a problem with fundraising for cancer causes and military appreciation nights. And those will be back.
Nobody wants the phag bullshit at the games.
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.. PFF Yeah, Putin did it. You clearly did not watch the video. There are others if you'd like more.
Yes!
Please show me more of your uninformed rage farmer videos about a topic I have first hand knowledge about.
Then post another about how Chicago did not bend over for Russia.
The gayest event in all of this is a team in an American city cancelling an event because of Russian laws.
Imagine the outrage if they had to do that with their virtue signalling military night!
Oh boy.
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Yes!
Please show me more of your uninformed rage farmer videos about a topic I have first hand knowledge about.
Then post another about how Chicago did not bend over for Russia.
The gayest event in all of this is a team in an American city cancelling an event because of Russian laws.
Imagine the outrage if they had to do that with their virtue signalling military night!
Oh boy.
LOL
Again with Russia. You sound like TL. Russia is not what we were talking aboot! People are beyond sick of the 'pride' bullshit and I brought some attention to it by way of a random youtube video - that's it! But you slip into rage mode and make more of it than it is. Relax, Mr. Montréal, and stop sucking all the fun out of this.
Oh BOI
Oy Vey
"RAGE FARMER"
BTW you're coming up with some great band names today.
BTW Part Deux - if you really had first hand knowledge of everything you claim to have first hand knowledge about you be about 311 years old!
I await more unsolicited and unnecessary name calling from the 311 year old man. Go rub one out and chill.. Oh, and you're out of orange juice.
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LOL
Again with Russia. You sound like TL. Russia is not what we were talking aboot! People are beyond sick of the 'pride' bullshit and I brought some attention to it by way of a random youtube video - that's it! But you slip into rage mode and make more of it than it is. Relax, Mr. Montréal, and stop sucking all the fun out of this.
Oh BOI
Oy Vey
"RAGE FARMER"
BTW you're coming up with some great band names today.
BTW Part Deux - if you really had first hand knowledge of everything you claim to have first hand knowledge about you be about 311 years old!
I await more unsolicited and unnecessary name calling from the 311 year old man. Go rub one out and chill.. Oh, and you're out of orange juice.
Ladies and Gentleman, the Clayton Bigsby of the pride world has checked in!
A long haired boy known to wear spandex raging against the gays?
You are not fooling anyone, Pride Clayton.
How dare you mention Russia!
Adorable.
Blackhawks won't wear Pride jerseys, cite Russian law (https://www.sportsnet.ca/nhl/article/reports-blackhawks-wont-wear-pride-jerseys-due-to-safety-concerns-for-russian-players/)
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Ladies and Gentleman, the Clayton Bigsby of the pride world has checked in!
A long haired boy known to wear spandex raging against the gays?
You are not fooling anyone, Pride Clayton.
How dare you mention Russia!
Adorable.
Blackhawks won't wear Pride jerseys, cite Russian law (https://www.sportsnet.ca/nhl/article/reports-blackhawks-wont-wear-pride-jerseys-due-to-safety-concerns-for-russian-players/)
No spandex. Ever. Jeans, wife-beaters, and boots. That was our law. Nice try though.. well.. not really.
AGAIN. RUSSIA. And the Blackhawks? Who cares. What Bettman said stands for itself and he sure as shit didn't mention your 'mother Russia' How many other players won't wear so-called pride jerseys bacause of their religion or anything else like personal choice?
Fuck sakes, you're one-note Johnny.
We'll just stick with hash brown tells and such. Seems to be all you can handle. ;D
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Makes me miss Dave Schultz.
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No spandex. Ever. Jeans, wife-beaters, and boots. That was our law.
My sincere apologies.
You do not wear spandex.
You dress like Sandi Saraya.
Smoke filled room
Champagne on ice...
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My sincere apologies.
You do not wear spandex.
You dress like Sandi Saraya.
Smoke filled room
Champagne on ice...
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We had a drummer (incredible drummer, Grant wade from Calgary) who wore spandex sometimes. Women use to point out that he literally had no ass, and his spandex were indeed baggy in the back. Funny stuff. I would walk by and say, "Hey Grant, niiiiice tailbone"
And yes. For your sake I looked exactly like Sandi. Still do. :-*
When we, you and I, were is Aspen and you got your dick stuck in the tailpipe of my Camino I didn't complain, but you sure did as I drove back to Canada with you back there. Fortunately the way we had you duct taped to the rear of the car held you in place until we reached Tom's Gay Garage in Dog River Sask.
oooh the times..
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The depths necessary to come up with that story... Uhem, true genius. I couldn't fathom such an incident. It must be a Canadian thing. They're all funny and friendly up there. No?
The talk of spandex and Sandi Saraya (don't think I've heard her name before) made me think of something that happened this weekend. I caught myself saying out loud to myself "that is the most beautiful woman in the world" about this woman walking through Target. I figured out something that was a little disturbing. She looked a lot like one of my childhood friends and a singer I have worked with.
That was a boner killer.
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The depths necessary to come up with that story... Uhem, true genius. I couldn't fathom such an incident. It must be a Canadian thing. They're all funny and friendly up there. No?
The talk of spandex and Sandi Saraya (don't think I've heard her name before) made me think of something that happened this weekend. I caught myself saying out loud to myself "that is the most beautiful woman in the world" about this woman walking through Target. I figured out something that was a little disturbing. She looked a lot like one of my childhood friends and a singer I have worked with.
That was a boner killer.
I too have never heard of this "Sandi" Maybe she was big in Quebec in 1982.
Thanks for the disjointed and pointless story about a woman in phag haven Target that may or may not be a dude singer chick that might not be who you think it was and is to this and that very day etc etc yada yada yada..
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Since she has five kids, I wonder what she looks Like now.
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Dinner was fantastic. The chicken was almost perfect, maybe 5 minutes overcooked but that was miniscule in the scheme of things. The potatoes with garlic and lemon turned out very well. It was a very tasty success.
No, no humping. There wasn't any humping. Not even a handjob. In short - no cumming.
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You didn't mention if she liked it, so she must not have appreciated your effort. Throw her back and fish for another.
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You didn't mention if she liked it, so she must not have appreciated your effort. Throw her back and fish for another.
She loved it. Sent me a text the next morning to tell me that she was still thinking about the chicken.
Make your own jokes from there. ;D
But she really did like it. Bit right in didn't even wait until I started eating. The wonderful roast chicken smell was like food foreplay and once it was in front of her she couldn't help herself. (The woman, not the chicken)
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She loved it. Sent me a text the next morning to tell me that she was still thinking about the chicken.
Make your own jokes from there. ;D
But she really did like it. Bit right in didn't even wait until I started eating. The wonderful roast chicken smell was like food foreplay and once it was in front of her she couldn't help herself. (The woman, not the chicken)
It's about time that prime cut of beefcake was back on the market
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Sent me a text the next morning to tell me that she was still thinking about the chicken.
Rhode Island Red on her mind. That's a good sign.
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It's about time that prime cut of beefcake was back on the market
In the meat section?
Rhode Island Red on her mind.
She didn't mention being on her period.. Unless that's who "Aunt Flow" is! :o
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After twenty years of using cheap D'Aderio strings I'm switching to Ernie Ball or some other brand. The high E's always break within a month or two of being strung. Not just on one guitar but on several over the years.
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@Bardell I'm here to tell you that @KSM is an awesome human being.
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@Bardell I'm here to tell you that @KSM is an awesome human being.
He won't tell me that.
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He won't tell me that.
@Bardell is just a scared little commie who only trolls on people who is weaker then himself. That why he didn't tell you yet. But that is why you're awesome and he is not.
Bart ell, you are not awesome.
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@Bardell is just a scared little commie who only trolls on people who is weaker then himself. That why he didn't tell you yet. But that is why you're awesome and he is not.
Bart ell, you are not awesome.
It seems we do this dance every few months.
You try to get my attention and then rage quit when I respond to you.
You then try to register a new handle (I believe this last time you tried to come back a Fred Flintstone)
Once you realize that doesn't work you come back like George Costanza showing up for work after being fired.
I want you to know my heart is not in it, this is me giving minimum effort...
Are you aware @KSM has messaged me multiple times about you?
I won't post the actual messages but I will paraphrase the content...
He believes you have -3 chromosomes.
That does not mean you have 3 fewer than a normal brained person, it means he feels you were made with 3 chromosomes that come from something other than a human.
When I asked for clarification he mentioned that he does not believe those 3 are from a higher life form.
He thinks one may be from a toad, one from a fragment of dinosaur scat that defrosted sometime in the 1960s and the third comes from a piece of Hubba Bubba spit out by a 3 tooth inbred porcupine.
He also said he believes your story about being in the air force.
He thinks you were a crash test dummy for them.
They were not worried about brain damage because, you know, you can't damage something that is not there.
I hope you enjoy your weekend!
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It seems we do this dance every few months.
You try to get my attention and then rage quit when I respond to you.
You then try to register a new handle (I believe this last time you tried to come back a Fred Flintstone)
Once you realize that doesn't work you come back like George Costanza showing up for work after being fired.
I want you to know my heart is not in it, this is me giving minimum effort...
Are you aware @KSM has messaged me multiple times about you?
I won't post the actual messages but I will paraphrase the content...
He believes you have -3 chromosomes.
That does not mean you have 3 fewer than a normal brained person, it means he feels you were made with 3 chromosomes that come from something other than a human.
When I asked for clarification he mentioned that he does not believe those 3 are from a higher life form.
He thinks one may be from a toad, one from a fragment of dinosaur scat that defrosted sometime in the 1960s and the third comes from a piece of Hubba Bubba spit out by a 3 tooth inbred porcupine.
He also said he believes your story about being in the air force.
He thinks you were a crash test dummy for them.
They were not worried about brain damage because, you know, you can't damage something that is not there.
I hope you enjoy your weekend!
Hmm, well this is going in a strange direction.
I have never played the part of the 'bad guy' here, but rather the 'baby face' (I just learned those phrases. It's wrasslin' speak)
I maintain my awesomeness and proclaim my innocence.
@damon No need to quit. Just carry on and be awesome. Also, no need to reply to Bard. He's just a big poopface.
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Hmm, well this is going in a strange direction.
I have never played the part of the 'bad guy' here, but rather the 'baby face' (I just learned those phrases. It's wrasslin' speak)
I maintain my awesomeness and proclaim my innocence.
I get it.
Your mom taught you to not to pick on the slow boy in public.
She never said anything about laughing at him behind his back, though.
If she only knew how much you do that about @damon !
She would wash your fingers out with soap.
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I get it.
Your mom taught you to not to pick on the slow boy in public.
She never said anything about laughing at him behind his back, though.
If she only knew how much you do that about @damon !
She would wash your fingers out with soap.
I have beautiful hands. Masculine and very pleasing to the eye as they blend into my masculine beautifully developed forearms. Mom washing my fingers will only help accentuate the pure awesomeness of my awesomeness fingers awesome.
Pay him no heed Damon. I am pure as the driven snow. Wherever the snow is..
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Hmm, well this is going in a strange direction.
I have never played the part of the 'bad guy' here, but rather the 'baby face' (I just learned those phrases. It's wrasslin' speak)
I maintain my awesomeness and proclaim my innocence.
@damon No need to quit. Just carry on and be awesome. Also, no need to reply to Bard. He's just a big poopface.
Yes I don't mind Bart. He just needs to man up and move in with falkie.that would be a great show to watch. @Bardell btw I have my DD214 that proves that I was in the air force.
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Pay him no heed Damon. I am pure as the driven snow. Wherever the snow is..
So you are now denying writing that damon was made of equal parts rotting cabbage and pickled cabbage?
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Yes I don't mind Bart. He just needs to man up and move in with falkie.that would be a great show to watch. @Bardell btw I have my DD214 that proves that I was in the air force.
The DD stands for Dumb Dummy.
DD is also short for DCTD = Dumb Crash Test Dummy.
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The DD stands for Dumb Dummy.
DD is also short for DCTD = Dumb Crash Test Dummy.
What ever Bart. I know that you're just a loser like falkie.lol
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What ever Bart. I know that you're just a loser like falkie.lol
In all seriousness I want to congratulate you for finally getting this sign installed outside your place.
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In all seriousness I want to congratulate you for finally getting this sign installed outside your place.
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What ever bardell. If it makes you feel better by attacking me then go ahead. Lol
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What ever bardell. If it makes you feel better by attacking me then go ahead. Lol
I am sure @bateman will enjoy this mystery finally being solved.
After @KSM did some digging he found out @damon was part of this pilot project -
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It turns out that @damon heard "pilot project" and figured he was in the air force.
He spent 14 years stuffing special order novelty teddy bears all the while thinking he was in the air force.
All because they said it was a pilot project.
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Yeah but, @KSM is still awesome, right @Bardell ?
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I am sure @bateman will enjoy this mystery finally being solved.
After @KSM did some digging he found out @damon was part of this pilot project -
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It turns out that @damon heard "pilot project" and figured he was in the air force.
He spent 14 years stuffing special order novelty teddy bears all the while thinking he was in the air force.
All because they said it was a pilot project.
You're an idiot Bart. LoL
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Yeah but, @KSM is still awesome, right @Bardell ?
Wrong thread
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Yes I don't mind Bart. He just needs to man up and move in with falkie.that would be a great show to watch...
I would be in favor of this too, but trust me there's no room for another person to even sit down..
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I would be in favor of this too, but trust me there's no room for another person to even sit down..
This is your way of telling us you sat on his lap.
I bet you giggled when he offered to push in your stool.
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I would be in favor of this too, but trust me there's no room for another person to even sit down..
I would be great entertainment for the trolls and traffic to ellgab so bardell would get some more ad money 🤑
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Yeah but, @KSM is still awesome, right @Bardell ?
I have beautiful hands. Masculine and very pleasing to the eye as they blend into my masculine beautifully developed forearms.
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Yeah but, @KSM is still awesome, right @Bardell ?
I can confirm that KSM is a duplicitous dicksmoker. Fuck him, I say, without lubricant or a kind word afterwards.
@damon I think that RFKjr and PB would agree that you had one too many vaccines while growing up. But never mind that. Do not be led astray by KSM's little stories about his muscular physique, tight bikini briefs, and his redoubtable penis size. The last ones that fell for that ruse are now in baggies in his freezer. Don't let that be your fate as well.
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This is your way of telling us you sat on his lap.
I bet you giggled when he offered to push in your stool.
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This is your way of telling us you sat on his lap.
I bet you giggled when he offered to push in your stool.
After a quick tour, we chatted outside
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I can confirm that KSM is a duplicitous dicksmoker. Fuck him, I say, without lubricant or a kind word afterwards <<< Amateur hour.
@damon I think that RFKjr and PB would agree that you had one too many vaccines while growing up. But never mind that. Do not be led astray by KSM's little stories about his muscular physique, tight bikini briefs, and his redoubtable penis size. The last ones that fell for that ruse are now in baggies in his freezer. Don't let that be your fate as well.
It's like you're in 2006 and thinking this ^^^^ is cutting edge. For somebody (resident phag) who has me on ignore you can't help but read my every word. I know you click on my posts... You do. You're bothered and smitten.
Seriously, Hambone. You're way off your game.
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I think this site needs a “take a chromosome/leave a chromosome“ dish.
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Hey Bart!
Arf! Arf!
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Hey Bart!
Arf! Arf!
I like the part where he insists it was the dog medication and not the experimental cancer fighting drug that helped most.
I also enjoyed the part where they said it would go through a rigorous case study to see if it helps.
I remember when they did that with ivermectin.
I also remember when the trials ended and showed it didn't do anything that the horse fetishists ignored that part.
I hope doggyman is smarter than that if the case study doesn't go his way.
I also hope he gets his props if it turns out to help in any way.
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... I remember when they did that with ivermectin.
I also remember when the trials ended and showed it didn't do anything that the horse fetishists ignored that part...
Once an issue becomes politicized, and the experts and authorities are caught lying, people are rightfully wary of trusting whatever comes after that.
Everything surrounding covid and the vaccine became highly politicized, much was lied about.
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Once an issue becomes politicized, and the experts and authorities are caught lying, people are rightfully wary of trusting whatever comes after that.
Everything surrounding covid and the vaccine became highly politicized, much was lied about.
That is lazy crybaby bullshit.
Stop being a bloviating regurgitator and challenge your brain sometimes.
Read the trial results and go beyond sites like eutimes and goodsciencing for your opinion.
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That is lazy crybaby bullshit.
Stop being a bloviating regurgitator and challenge your brain sometimes.
Read the trial results and go beyond sites like eutimes and goodsciencing for your opinion.
Nah, who in their right mind is going to risk their job, their license, or their funding to come to the conclusion Ivermectin works on covid? No one. You saw the hysteria that went on, the censorship, the punitive shit.
Tell you what, get all the liars to stop lying and people might start to trust them. Starting with Fouci.
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Nah, who in their right mind is going to risk their job, their license, or their funding to come to the conclusion Ivermectin works on covid? No one. You saw the hysteria that went on, the punitive shit.
Tell you what, get all the liars to stop lying and people might start to trust them. Starting with Fouci.
You should find out what pet medication will help you stop being a paranoid nutter.
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You should find out what pet medication will help you stop being a paranoid nutter.
I'm not saying Ivermectin works or not - how would I know? I'm saying this is why people don't trust what they hear on the subject anymore, and aren't interested in studies. After years of their clown-show bullcrap, it's too late.
I wouldn't take the vax, I might try the horse paste - at least it's unlikely to do damage, and there are plenty of people whose judgement I trust that say it's part of a regimen that worked for them.
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I'm not saying Ivermectin works or not - how would I know? I'm saying this is why people don't trust what they hear on the subject anymore, and aren't interested in studies. After years of their clown-show bullcrap, t's too late.
I wouldn't take the vax, I might try the horse paste - at least it's unlikely to do damage, and there are plenty of people whose judgement I trust that say it's part of a regimen that worked for them.
Have you managed to turn that frown upside down this week, tiger?
There is a great big wonderful world out there if you manage to tune out the paranoid nonsense.
Have a spice bag.
I recommend the chicken.
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Bart, I am sick of this damned Canadian smoke. The air pollution level her has been near 100 or above all week. I can’t breathe. Do something about your fires.
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Bart, I am sick of this damned Canadian smoke. The air pollution level her has been near 100 or above all week. I can’t breathe. Do something about your fires.
Why don't you play your tuba louder to make it leave!
Actually it is payback for these guys who keep coming over and shitting this side up.
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Because of the smoke, I can't breathe well enough to play louder and make it leave. As for those guys, you do have a point.
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Why don't you play your tuba louder to make it leave!
Actually it is payback for these guys who keep coming over and shitting this side up.
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Chubby Americans can't hold a candle to liberal voting Canadian pussies when it comes to shitting up Canada. And why are you getting on your knees to take pictures of fat Americans?
Now you go, Bart.
BTW I am currently posting from a gay coffee shop. Man it's gay in here but the coffee is flamboyantly fantastic and where did Stephen get those To Die For boots!?
Sorry for the smoke, eh. @JUAN It's just Bart farting in Florida's general direction.
Ok Bart. I am ready for me daily muffin top!
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Just a reminder that it is important to unclog the piping after a certain goal has been achieved as a result of certain activities lest thy pee squirt in several directions until the clog is ejected which can be up to several seconds, thus making a urinary mess.
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Chicken lady?
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Chicken lady?
Yeah man. She's a smiler for a reason.
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Chicken lady?
Yeah man. She's a smiler for a reason.
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MOCKERS!
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Bart,
I ordered a low rise speedo like swimsuit for the pool parties they have here.
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Dammit @Bart Ell I'm writing a script in which one of the people is named Heather. Because of you, I keep typing Heater.
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Dammit @Bart Ell I'm writing a script in which one of the people is named Heather. Because of you, I keep typing Heater.
I say stick with it. Think of how much more interesting (in a bad way) the story could go.
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I'm writing a script
Scab.
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Scab.
He's got a point there, Juan. :-\
You shouldn't be doing that.
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He's got a point there, Juan. :-\
You shouldn't be doing that.
This is a legal documentary. Non-union.
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Baret, I quit for almost three hours but I'm (((BACK))) now.
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Found out in a Double D interview last night that Dokken was all but set to do an album with Bob Rock in the late 80's, but George and the guys took a pass. Don was not happy and they split from there. George was a fucking poison and the other two stooges fell in like good little boys. They would have got that HUUUGE sound at Little Mountain. I think he mentioned Fairburn as well.
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Bart,
Watch your ass today. Would hate for you and Bairyn to get Marburged.
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Bart,
Watch your ass today. Would hate for you and Bairyn to get Marburged.
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CRAP!
I better hit PetSmart this morning and see what they got to fight this.
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CRAP!
I better hit PetSmart this morning and see what they got to fight this.
I heard drinking bleach works well.
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I heard drinking bleach works well.
TROLL!
There is no bleach at PetSmart.
They have bleach at TSC but it is a bit of a drive and I only go there when I am symptomatic and need the good stuff.
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This does not sit well with me at all. Right out of the gate the gittr' player doesn't understand the dynamics of the riff.
Singer bothers me with his dumpy bull-legged look.
i=jNGpXCoKSnfU4Q6d
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This does not sit well with me at all. Right out of the gate the gittr' player doesn't understand the dynamics of the riff.
Singer bothers me with his dumpy bull-legged look.
i=jNGpXCoKSnfU4Q6d
Sounds just like Stevie Ray!
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Yer darn tootin'!!
Now that's a tell!
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Back to the new album. I'd say there's only one stinker in the collection.
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Speaking of amps once owned, I had a VOX 125 Lead head and cab. All the knobs (top of head) were frequency range. No bass, treble ETC. Total brit tube sound that you can't get away from. I tried for hours on end to try and get a Marshal or HIWATT sound out of it to no avail. That thing sounded like it wanted to sound. Now I miss it, but at 14 it bothered me. It had a particular smell to it as well, especially when those tubes got cookin' and I liked that.
I think the speakers were oval shaped...
https://www.voxshowroom.com/uk/amp/v125.html
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You can play the exact same leads from My Sharona and Mamma Let Him Play in each song. Key change of course but you can interchange them and even mix the two leads together. I used to do that. It made it quite enjoyable as we did both of those songs in that particular cover band.
Mamma is A.
Sharona in G. Or was it F#?
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She hit me like 10,000 Volts
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She hit me like 10,000 Volts
Repeat that 900 times and you got yourself a song, Ace.
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Repeat that 900 times and you got yourself a song, Ace.
How so? That's more volts than the girl in the song hit him with.
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Heard the TURN IT LOUD song today. I enjoyed it very much, but the guitar drops down to an oh-so-cringe pattern in A for the lead break that really pusses it out. Should have solo'd over the chorus pattern into the 3rd verse, back to chorus to close it out.
And that Canadian 80's production with the obvious short delay on the vocals and dryyyyy mix on the music. As if the same guy produced everything up there from 80 - 86ish.
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I don't know what the Ell' is going on but they're pumping out a lot of GREEN Les Pauls in the 2023. Damn fugly. Been thinking about it for a while now but I'm starting to see a few dudes on YT mentioning it as well.
It's just wrong, man!
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The only good looking green guitar I've seen was the Cadillac green Gretsch.
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The only good looking green guitar I've seen was the Cadillac green Gretsch.
Now you're talkin'
Yes.
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I am seriously considering this purchase. The Gibson Les Paul Tribute I love the minimalist look WITH NO BINDIDNG. Take the pick-guard off too.
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I am seriously considering this purchase. The Gibson Les Paul Tribute I love the minimalist look WITH NO BINDIDNG. Take the pick-guard off too.
Does it come in green?
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Does it come in green?
ABSOLUTELY SNOT!!
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ABSOLUTELY SNOT!!
Snot green works!
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Bart, if I disappear after 6:30 tomorrow it’s because my Facebook Marketplace meetup went bad and I’ve been eaten.
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Bart, if I disappear after 6:30 tomorrow it’s because my Facebook Marketplace meetup went bad and I’ve been eaten.
Or you could just be in a dungeon somewhere.
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Or you could just be in a dungeon somewhere.
Nah, I'll just hack him up and keep him in my freezer.
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Bart, we’re going to have to move the fondue party to your place this weekend.
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Bart, we’re going to have to move the fondue party to your place this weekend.
Bairyn grew up in Switzerland so we have fondue on Christmas Eve.
None of that broth one, though.
The Bart refuses to slow cook tiny bites of food in a communal pot.
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I hate your 'coffee' cup. The one that says "Cup Of Tea"
I was thinking of getting you a Christmas gift to remedy this situation but after an extensive search I come up empty. I cannot find a classic coffee cup with the words "Cup Of Coffee" labeled on it.
Best I could find is this garbage.. EDIT: Apparently the image is quite large.
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Ok, here's the thing. Since I've been here (Colorado) this console has had a problem of sounding like it's being overdriven. Plug a mic into my normal chain of EQ to Limiter/Compressor and then into the machine. No matter what I tried it always sounded like it was peaking in my phones, even when plugged directly in while troubleshooting and removing links from the chain. Nothing worked. It was in every channel too, both XLR and 1/4". Frustrating to say the least as I've only gotten a few recordings out of it since purchasing while in Washington. I was thinking that maybe the move out somehow damaged it, but damage in the form of a peaking fuzzy sound? Hmm. Overnight I let the drive completely reformat thinking that a clean slate might work a miracle. ::) Didn't work.
Right before trashing it I had the bright idea to try a different set of headphones. Wanna guess on whether that helped or not? Sure as fuck sounds like it. i was not aware that somewhere down the line I must have blown my Roland phones. Never heard of that happening. Have you? Like this was a freaking nightmare and I actually lost sleep over it.
I had it unplugged and was about to walk on down the hall to the trash room just before the headphone coup de grace.
If it would have been a damaged circuit or channel wouldn't that only be on individual damaged inputs and not every single input? It's a sensitive board and does need a lot of input volume to be loud enough before peaking.
Would have been a shame to have trashed it in defeat like that. If you have anything to add @JUAN please do.
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I once knew a groupie who would blow anything.
This is all at Mic level? Not line level?
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I once knew a groupie who would blow anything.
This is all at Mic level? Not line level?
Ya know, only a few months ago you posted about a serious problem with your equipment and did you see me cracking jokes about it? No. :P
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I'm not familiar with that board. Normally with electronics errors are first switches, then cables, then human error. The only thing I can think of is a master switch that controls all inputs. I've seen switches like that hidden on the sides and bottom of equipment where they are hard to see.
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I'm not familiar with that board. Normally with electronics errors are first switches, then cables, then human error. The only thing I can think of is a master switch that controls all inputs. I've seen switches like that hidden on the sides and bottom of equipment where they are hard to see.
My problem was sort of universal. Could happen on any console (I think) fuzzy dirty sounding channels. I am at least 80% sure that it was my headphones that have blown somewhere along the way. If all inputs are peaking even at low input levels something would be off with the main circuit board (I think).. That's kind of my question to Bard regardless of my headphones. When a problem like that arises I immediately go into panic mode, worst case scenario. It didn't occur to me that it may be as simple as the phones.
I recorded a talking piece as if I was doing a podcast earlier and listened back. It sounded great. I need that machine to work. It is my buffer between what I know and full-on computer DAW stuff which is all Greek to me. I am not set up for all that and I don't want to be forced into it as last resort.
If I had to go that route I would have a whole other ASK Bart scenario on my hands.
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Did you unplug it and plug it back in again?
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Yesterday I clicked on the faulkie thread by accident. I blame that for my brain fuzz yesterday. If the problem is with all channels it must be downstream, so starting with the output, as you did testing headphones, is the way to go. If it cleared up by changing headphones, they were probably the problem.
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Never heard of that happening. Have you? Like this was a freaking nightmare and I actually lost sleep over it.
Yup.
If you leave them plugged in all the time there could be a power surge every time you turn the board on or off.
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Yup.
If you leave them plugged in all the time there could be a power surge every time you turn the board on or off.
Never heard of that before but I believe it. Yikes!
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KONR
Not KNOR.
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Spotify doesn't have a shareable (to other sites widget) like soundcloud.
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Spotify doesn't have a shareable (to other sites widget) like soundcloud.
@KSM
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@KSM
Hmm! Yeah I'd much prefer that! Thanks. I don't want to post soundcloud embeds.
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Bart,
HMCS Goose Bay just came out of refit rocking old school cool dazzle WW2 paint scheme.
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Bart,
HMCS Goose Bay just came out of refit rocking old school cool dazzle WW2 paint scheme.
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I did not know we had any sort of boat after Bruno Gerussi died.
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I got rejected by a Home Recording facebook group simply because when asked what kind of DAW I use, I replied "I do not use a DAW unless you count Sound Forge 7 as a DAW where I finish recordings up that are recorded on my hard disk console"
Those bastard. I've seen the pictures of their setups, and in many cases what you see is a small desk in their bedroom with a keyboard and monitors connected to their computers. Whooo are these cretins to pass judgment on me? Thooose fuckers! So apparently DAW snobbery is a thing now.
Little bitch-ass snooty pussyfart douchebag dickWADs!!
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I got rejected by a Home Recording facebook group simply because when asked what kind of DAW I use, I replied "I do not use a DAW unless you count Sound Forge 7 as a DAW where I finish recordings up that are recorded on my hard disk console"
Those bastard. I've seen the pictures of their setups, and in many cases what you see is a small desk in their bedroom with a keyboard and monitors connected to their computers. Whooo are these cretins to pass judgment on me? Thooose fuckers! So apparently DAW snobbery is a thing now.
Little bitch-ass snooty pussyfart douchebag dickWADs!!
Waffle eating twats.
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I got rejected by a Home Recording facebook group simply because when asked what kind of DAW I use, I replied "I do not use a DAW unless you count Sound Forge 7 as a DAW where I finish recordings up that are recorded on my hard disk console"
Those bastard. I've seen the pictures of their setups, and in many cases what you see is a small desk in their bedroom with a keyboard and monitors connected to their computers. Whooo are these cretins to pass judgment on me? Thooose fuckers! So apparently DAW snobbery is a thing now.
Little bitch-ass snooty pussyfart douchebag dickWADs!!
Facebook group? That's the problem right there.
I bet they own scratchless guitars too.
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UNPATRIOTIC Waffle eating twats.
LOL!
Facebook group? That's the problem right there.
I bet they own scratchless guitars too.
Yeah, well, not going to disagree with the sentiment.
I reluctantly have a FB profile, yes. It was started for the sole purpose of selling a guitar back when I first arrived here. It took 3 weeks for the Godin Freeway Classic to sell, but in that time fuckers were sending me friend requests. The guitar hadn't sold yet so I accepted, and now here we are.
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Its not only DAW snobbery, but which DAW snobbery. Not to mention Max vs Windows vs Linux.
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Its not only DAW snobbery, but which DAW snobbery. Not to mention Max vs Windows vs Linux.
My goodness. What is wrong with people. That doesn't surprise me. Bart might be one of them but I suspect not. Am I right @Bart Ell ?
I have DAW software - Fruity Loops? - something like that. It's supposed to be good but I do not have all the other equipment and connections to use it. I don't even know what I would need to get modern. That would be an ASK BART for sure.
I don't want to get modern until forced, but fortunately I have backups of my console, so.. :D I have everything I need to stay the way I am. Mics, rackmounts, amps and real drums - and so-on.
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Bart,
Guess your flight with Weisenheimer Guy could have been worse. You could have had Mental Mary. (https://www.bitchute.com/video/FZS3DUxWzqYy/)
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Bart,
Guess your flight with Weisenheimer Guy could have been worse. You could have had Mental Mary. (https://www.bitchute.com/video/FZS3DUxWzqYy/)
Reminds me of that Seinfeld episode where he has the nudist girlfriend and tells her not to crouch.
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Bart, I know you're busy in Moosejaw but I noticed that you haven't added category tags to the latest entries in the Thunderdome. You know, guest vs guest, topic vs topic etc..
C'mon, let's be consistent. If not, you hate our democracy!
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Bart, I know you're busy in Moosejaw but I noticed that you haven't added category tags to the latest entries in the Thunderdome. You know, guest vs guest, topic vs topic etc..
C'mon, let's be consistent. If not, you hate our democracy!
Lazy.
I showed you how to do to it.
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Lazy.
I showed you how to do to it.
You told me that it was an option, not how to actually do the thing. Maybe if WAN would get off his Michiganny ass we wouldn't have this problem.
heh heh heh
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You told me that it was an option, not how to actually do the thing.
LIES!
I added a new feature where you can add a tag to the topic title. You put it between [here] it also makes it searchable by tag.
So that would mean
[Topic vs Topic]
[Guest vs Guest]
[Art Vs George]
and so on.
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LIES!
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Mic shootouts are everywhere, and some are quite good.
I tried episode 7 with a Sennheiser E835, unfortunately I didn't use a pop-screen, so I ordered some classic black clown nose SM58 style foams.
($100. US) vs The RODE NT2-A ($400. US) You can clearly hear the difference but the &100 cardioid puts up a fight against the $400 condenser. It almost comes down to rasing up the slider/volume which I did not. Boosted the Senn would do quite well when staying direct. @JUAN also..
EV RE20 is on the way via the wife sending more of my stuff 'oot. Have you ever worked with one of these? Apparently they do rather well on a kick and other percussion. I believe I'll stick with it for my little show thingy.
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Mic shootouts are everywhere, and some are quite good.
I tried episode 6 with a Sennheiser E835, unfortunately I didn't use a pop-screen, so I ordered some classic black clown nose SM58 style foams.
($100. US) vs The RODE NT2-A ($400. US) You can clearly hear the difference but the &100 cardioid puts up a fight against the $400 condenser. It almost comes down to rasing up the slider/volume which I did not. Boosted the Senn would do quite well when staying direct. @JUAN also..
EV RE20 is on the way via the wife sending more of my stuff 'oot. Have you ever worked with one of these? Apparently they do rather well on a kick and other percussion. I believe I'll stick with it for my little show thingy.
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<iframe style="border-radius:12px" src="https://open.spotify.com/embed/episode/5kUDk2ZqDCeDlnLMkz4elB?utm_source=generator" width="100%" height="352" frameBorder="0" allowfullscreen="" allow="autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; fullscreen; picture-in-picture" loading="lazy"></iframe>
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I'm not much of a Mic guy. SM57 for the horns and let the singers worry about themselves.
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EV RE20 is on the way via the wife sending more of my stuff 'oot. Have you ever worked with one of these? Apparently they do rather well on a kick and other percussion. I believe I'll stick with it for my little show thingy.
You would have to EQ the shit out of it on a kick.
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You would have to EQ the shit out of it on a kick.
I would think so. I'll stick with the ugly D112 for kick.
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BART! I'm up to 104 followers on Spotify already! Less than a month! YEEeeeHAAaa!!
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@Peter Wyngarde
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BART! I'm up to 104 followers on Spotify already! Less than a month! YEEeeeHAAaa!!
That's one of the reasons I recommended it, new people can actually find it.
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That's one of the reasons I recommended it, new people can actually find it.
I lost a few overnight. Sensitive content I guess.. 8)
The widgets look and play great on my site, although I still don't know whether I like the dark or beige widgets. :-\
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I lost a few overnight. Sensitive content I guess.. 8)
Bots add accounts and then get nuked for suspicious activity.
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I have gone back and forth between 5 different mics in 10 episodes. It's pissing me off. I think I've finally settled on the AT4050 (Exhibit B) being the 6th mic. ::)
I don't know what the fug is wong wit me..
Exhibit A KSM32 RODE NTA-2 AT4047 Sennheiser e835 Sennheiser e945
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Exhibit B
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I have gone back and forth between 5 different mics in 10 episodes. It's pissing me off. I think I've finally settled on the AT4050 (Exhibit B) being the 6th mic. ::)
I don't know what the fug is wong wit me..
Exhibit A KSM32 RODE NTA-2 AT4047 Sennheiser e835 Sennheiser e945
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Exhibit B
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As long as there's no phallic obcession going on.
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As long as there's no phallic obcession going on.
Now, that's what you are seeing when you look at those. I didn't design them. They are just tools of the trade. I have no less than 10 other mics in my arsenal with only about 6 or 7 stands so many of them sit like lonely dildo's in a dust free case.
EDIT: I see 10 mic stands in this picture.
EDIT Deuxième partie: It brings me great pain to see that picture. Thanks buddy. :( ;D
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Now, that's what you are seeing when you look at those...
Yes, I see it. It's when the person doesn't see it...
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"Covid"
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Bartlet,
I'm terribly bored. I have a few projects I could do but I really don't want to. Like...I REALLY....DON'T....WANT...TO.
*sigh*
Sincerely,
Dot
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Well, this is cute. Just two baby hunks and their man love. We need more of this I think.
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@Bart Ell - I was treated like a musician today. My brass group played at an Arts Festival today. They made a big deal out of feeding us and handing out vouchers for the meal. When we finished playing, they had packed up all the food and we got nothing. Bastards.
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@Bart Ell - I was treated like a musician today. My brass group played at an Arts Festival today. They made a big deal out of feeding us and handing out vouchers for the meal. When we finished playing, they had packed up all the food and we got nothing. Bastards.
Groupies?
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Bastards.
BASTARDS!
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Episode 7 was pretty, pretty, pretty good.
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Fucking ridiculous.
I have two AKG c1000's for sale at 160 for the pair. *mint Condition* The unbridled stupidity of those asking me questions has my head spinning.
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What the he'll is a microphone receiver?
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What the he'll is a microphone receiver?
The do-hikki thing that receives the microphone. She might be referring to the PA. ? I'm guessing this person is a complete moron and I have since refused the sale to her.
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The do-hikki thing that receives the microphone. She might be referring to the PA. ? I'm guessing this person is a complete moron and I have since refused the sale to her.
Probably thinks it is wireless.
I'd rather throw shit out than have to try and sell it to common folk.
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That makes sense. The go to band instrument guy in this area plays in one of my groups. I give him my surplus music stuff and he finds some school that can use it.
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That makes sense. The go to band instrument guy in this area plays in one of my groups. I give him my surplus music stuff and he finds some school that can use it.
I made a deal with a vintage gear rental company to rent out all the outboard gear I was getting rid of.
I have made about 5X what I would have sold them for so far.
It runs for another 8 months and at that point they can buy it all at my original asking price and they already told me they will be doing that.
I was fixing up cheap guitars and donating them to various music programs but haven't had any time lately so I have around 10 half finished guitars waiting for me to get to them.
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I made a deal with a vintage gear rental company to rent out all the outboard gear I was getting rid of.
I have made about 5X what I would have sold them for so far.
It runs for another 8 months and at that point they can buy it all at my original asking price and they already told me they will be doing that.
So sort of Senda coin loan holder type of deal then?
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So sort of Senda coin loan holder type of deal then?
Yes.
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TELL/ASK
I want a pair of NS 10s
For years now but I've never gotten around to gittin' them
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Have you ever had a pair of these? #mids
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TELL/ASK
I want a pair of NS 10s
For years now but I've never gotten around to gittin' them
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Have you ever had a pair of these? #mids
Nah, they make you paranoid.
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Lizzo is pulling an Art. Maybe you can pick up her gigs.
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/rcna145724
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Lizzo is pulling an Art. Maybe you can pick up her gigs.
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/rcna145724
Oh I'm gonna cover that.
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From now on all my posts will be resized to 36!
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As of late, when I sign in my eyes are immediately diverted to this! First thing I see.
Hang in there..
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10th episode.
Season finale.
Show finale.
The END.
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